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Come in.

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Ah, frog.

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S. frog.

4
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Shut up.

5
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I want to have
a word with you, frog.

6
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S. frog, sir.
shut up.

7
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It's about your
advertising campaign

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For conquistador coffee.

9
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Now, I've had
the managing director

10
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Of conquistador to see me
this morning

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And he's very unhappy
with your campaign.

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Very unhappy.

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In fact, he shot himself.

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Badly, sir?

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No. extremely well.

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Well, before he went

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He left a note
with the company secretary.

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The effect of which was
how disappointed he was

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With your work
and in particular

20
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Why you would change the name

21
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"conquistador instant coffee" to
"conquistador instant leprosy."

22
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Why, frog?

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S. frog, sir.

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Shut up.

25
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Why did you do it?

26
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It was a joke.

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A joke?

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No. no, not a joke.

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A sales campaign.

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I see, frog.

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S. frog, sir.

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Shut up.

33
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Now, let's have a look
at the sales chart.

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When you took over
this account, frog

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Conquistador was
brand leader.

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Here you introduced
your first campaign--

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"conquistador coffee
brings a new meaning

38
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To the word 'vomit'."

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Here you made your special
introductory offer

40
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Of a free dead dog
with every jar.

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And this followed
your second campaign

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"the tingling fresh coffee

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"which brings you exciting new
cholera, mange, sapportia

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"dropsy, the clap, hard pad,
and athlete's head

45
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From the house of conquistador."

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It was a soft sell, sir.

47
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Why, frog?

48
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S. frog, sir.

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Shut up.

50
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Well?

51
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Well, people know
the name, sir.

52
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They certainly do know the name.

53
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They burned the factory down.

54
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The owner is hiding
in my bathroom.

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The owner was hiding
in my bathroom.

56
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You're not going
to fire me, sir?

57
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Fire you?

58
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Three men dead,
the factory burned down

59
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The account lost

60
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And our firm
completely bankrupt.

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What can you possibly say?

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What excuse can
you possibly make!

63
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Sorry, father.

64
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Ah, yes.

65
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Oh, incidentally,
your film's won a prize.

66
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Sorry about that.

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And now for something completely

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Diff completely...

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Diff completely...

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Diff completely...

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Diff completely different.

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It's...

73
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Monty python's flying circus.

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1929. stanley baldwin's
conservative government

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Is defeated

76
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And ramsay macdonald becomes

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For the second time

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Prime minister of england.

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Whew. my, it's hot in here.

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Hello? come in.

81
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Ah, hello,
hello.

82
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How much
do you want

83
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For the briefcase?

84
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Well, i...

85
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All right, then

86
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The briefcase
and the umbrella

87
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A fiver down, must
be my final offer.

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I don't really want
to sell them.

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I've come for a job.

90
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Oh, take a seat.
take a seat.

91
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Thank you.

92
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I see you chose
the canvas chair

93
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With the aluminum frame.

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I'll throw that in.

95
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That and the fiver for the
briefcase and the umbrella.

96
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No, make it fair,
the briefcase and the umbrella

97
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And the two pens
in your breast pocket

98
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And the chair's yours
and a fiver

99
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And a pair of ex-german
u-boat commander's binoculars.

100
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Really, they're not for sale.

101
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Not for sale?

102
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What does that mean?

103
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I came about
the advertisement

104
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For the job
of assistant editor.

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Oh, yeah.
yeah, right.

106
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Oh, okay.

107
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Uh, how much experience
in journalism?

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Five years.

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Right. typing speed?

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50.

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"o" levels?

112
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Eight.

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"a" levels?

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Two.

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Right.

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Well, I'll give
you the job...

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And the chair and an all-wool,
ex-army sleeping bag

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For the briefcase,
the umbrella

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The pens in
your breast pocket

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And your string vest.

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When do I start?

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Monday.
marvelous.

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If you throw in
the shoes as well.

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Hello, miss johnson

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Could we have two coffee
and biscuits, please?

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One coffee and one biscuit
for the two ex-army greatcoats

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and the alarm clock
on the mantelpiece.

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Two ex-army greatcoats
and the alarm clock

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And a table lamp
for two coffees and biscuits.

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Two greatcoats
and two table lamps.

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Two greatcoats, one table lamp,
and a desert boot.

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For two coffee and biscuits?

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Done.

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Done.

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So, miss johnson returned
to her typing

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And dreamed her little
dreamy dreams

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Unaware as she was
of the cruel trick

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Fate had in store for her.

139
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For miss johnson was
about to fall victim

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Of the dreaded, international
chinese communist conspiracy.

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Yes, these fanatical fiends--

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Under the leadership
of the so-called mao tse-tung--

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Had caught miss johnson
off guard

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For one brief,
but fatal moment...

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And destroyed her.

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Just as they are ready to do
any time free men anywhere

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Waver in their defense
of democracy.

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Yes, once again, american
defense proves its effectiveness

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Against international communism.

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Using this diagram of a tooth
to represent any small country

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We can see how
international communism works

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By eroding away
from the inside.

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When one country or tooth
falls victim

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To international communism,
its neighbors soon follow.

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In dentistry, this is known
as the "domino theory. "

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But with american defense

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The decay is stopped
before it starts.

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And that's why nine out of ten

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Small countries choose
american defense.

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Or crelm toothpaste

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With the miracle ingredient,
fraudulin.

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The white car represents
crelm toothpaste

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With the miracle ingredient.

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The not-white car represents

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Another toothpaste.

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Both toothpastes provide
30% protection.

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At 60% protection

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Both toothpastes
are doing well.

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And now, at 90% protection,
the... wait!

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The not-white car is out.

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And crelm toothpaste

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Goes on to win
with 100% protection.

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Yes, do like all
smart motorists.

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Choose crelm toothpaste
or shrill petrol

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With the new additive,
glc-9424075.

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After 6:00 p.m., 9424047.

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Using this white card
to represent engine deposits

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And this black card

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To represent
shrill's new additive

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Glc-9424075--

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After 6:00 p.m., 9424077--

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We can see
how the engine deposits

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Are pushed off the face
of the earth

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By the superior forces
available to shrill...

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Anyway, john, you can catch
the 11:30 from hornchurch

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And be at basingstoke by 1:00.

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Oh, and there's
a buffet car and... oh.

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Daddy.

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My hat! sir horace.

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Has he been...?

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Yes, after breakfast.

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But that doesn't matter now.

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He's dead.

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Oh. poor daddy.

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Looks like I shan't
be catching the 11:30 now.

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Oh, no, john

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You mustn't miss
your train.

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How could I think
of catching a train

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When I should be here
helping you?

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Oh, john, thank you.

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Anyway, you could always
catch the 9:30 tomorrow.

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It goes via caterham
and chipstead.

203
00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,177
Or the 9:45's even better.

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Oh, but you'd have to
change at lambs green.

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Yes, but there's only
a seven-minute wait now.

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Oh, yes, of course. I'd
forgotten it was friday.

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Oh, who could
have done this?

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00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,487
Oh, do hurry, sir horace.

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Your train leaves in 28 minutes

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And if you don't miss the 10:15,
you won't catch the 3:45

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Which means the... oh.

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I'm afraid sir horace won't

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Be catching the 10:15,
lady partridge.

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Has he been...?

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Yes, after breakfast.

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Lady partridge

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I'm afraid you can cancel
his seat reservation.

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Oh, and it was back to
the engine, fourth coach along

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So that he could see

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The gradient signs
outside swanborough.

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Not any more,
lady partridge.

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The line's been closed.

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Closed? not swanborough.

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I'm afraid so.

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All right,
nobody move.

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I'm inspector davis
of scotland yard.

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My word, you were here
quickly, inspector.

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Yeah, I got the 8:55 pullman
express from king's cross

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And missed that bit
around hornchurch.

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It's a very good train.

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It's a very
good train.

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Oh, it's an
excellent train.

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Hello, everyone.

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Tony!

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Where is daddy?

236
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,435
Oh, golly.

237
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,836
Has he been...?

238
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,371
Yes, after breakfast.

239
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,174
Then, he... won't be needing

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00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,109
His reservation on the 10:15.

241
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,177
Exactly.

242
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,845
And I suppose as
his eldest son

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It must go to me.

244
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,147
Just a minute, tony.

245
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,183
There's a small matter
of-- murder. oh!

246
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,520
Oh, but surely he simply shot
himself and then hid the gun.

247
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,289
How could anyone shoot himself
and then hide the gun

248
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,424
Without first canceling
his reservation?

249
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,828
Ha, ha. well, I must dash
or I'll be late for the 10:15.

250
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,897
I suggest
you murdered your father

251
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,298
For his seat reservation.

252
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I may have had the
motive, inspector

253
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,535
But I could not
have done it

254
00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,304
For I've only just arrived
from gillingham on the 8:13

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00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,840
And here is my restaurant
car ticket to prove it.

256
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,241
But the 8:13
from gillingham

257
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Doesn't have a
restaurant car.

258
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,344
It's a standing
buffet only.

259
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,946
Oh, ah... did i
say the 8:13?

260
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,781
I meant the 7:58
stopping train.

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00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,718
But the 7:58 stopping train
arrived at swindon at 8:19

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Owing to annual
point maintenance

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At wisborough junction.

264
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,691
So how did you make
the connection

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00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,160
With the 8:13,
which left six minutes earlier?

266
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,663
Oh, ah, simple. I caught
the 7:16 football special

267
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,097
Arriving at swindon at 8:09.

268
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,832
But the 7:16
football special

269
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,502
Only stops at swindon
on alternate saturdays.

270
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,938
Yes, surely you mean
the holidaymaker special.

271
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,172
Oh, yes! how daft of me.

272
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,208
Of course, I came
on the holidaymaker special

273
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,476
Calling at bedford,
colmworth, fen ditton, sutton

274
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,744
Wallington and gillingham.

275
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,914
That's sundays only.

276
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,583
Damn.

277
00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,585
All right, I confess.
I did it.

278
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,753
I killed him for
his reservation

279
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,722
But you won't take me alive.

280
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,492
I'm going to throw myself
under the 10:12 from reading.

281
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,228
Don't be a fool, tony!
don't do it!

282
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,530
The 10:12 has the new narrow
traction bogies.

283
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,998
You wouldn't stand a chance.

284
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,667
Exactly.

285
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:45,339
That was an excerpt
from the latest west end hit

286
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,375
It all happened on the 11:20
from hainault to redhill

287
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,478
Via horsham and reigate,
calling at carshalton beeches

288
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,814
Malmesbury,
tooting bec and croydon west.

289
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,749
The author is mr. neville shunt.

290
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,918
Chuff, chuff, chuff,
woooooch, woooooch!

291
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,320
Diddledum, diddledum, diddledum.
toot! toot!

292
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,722
The train is now standing

293
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,524
At platform eight,
tch, tch, tch.

294
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,926
Diddledum, diddledum,
chuffff chuffffffff...

295
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,694
Eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa vooooommmmm!

296
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,096
Some people
have made the mistake

297
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,931
Of seeing shunt's work
as a load of rubbish

298
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:11,965
About railway timetables

299
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,066
But clever people like me

300
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,401
Who talk loudly in restaurants

301
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,836
See this
as a deliberate ambiguity

302
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,871
A plea for understanding
in a mechanized world.

303
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,606
The points are frozen,
the beast is dead.

304
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,641
What is the difference?

305
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:21,909
What, indeed, is the point?

306
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:22,976
The point is frozen.

307
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,511
The beast is late
out of paddington.

308
00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:25,679
The point is taken.

309
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,614
If la fontaine's elk
would spurn tom jones

310
00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:30,284
The engine must be our head,
the dining car our esophagus

311
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,986
The guard's van our left lung,
the cattle truck our shins

312
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,288
The first-class compartment

313
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,223
The piece of skin
at the nape of the neck

314
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,725
And the level crossing
an electric elk called simon.

315
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,328
The clarity is devastating,
but where is the ambiguity?

316
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,529
It's over there in a box.

317
00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,431
Shunt is saying the 8:15
from gillingham

318
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,834
When in reality, he means
the 8:13 from gillingham.

319
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,136
The train is the same,
only the time is altered.

320
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,504
Ecce homo, ergo elk.

321
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,006
La fontaine knew his sister
and knew her bloody well.

322
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,942
The point is taken.
the beast is molting.

323
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,276
The fluff gets up your nose.

324
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,511
The illusion is complete.

325
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,279
It is reality,
the reality is illusion

326
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,948
And the ambiguity
is the only truth

327
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,417
But is the truth, as hitchcock
observes, in the box?

328
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,886
No, there isn't room--
the ambiguity has put on weight.

329
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,487
The point is taken,
the elk is dead.

330
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,823
The beast stops at swindon,
chabrol stops at nothing

331
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,359
I'm having treatment,
and la fontaine can get knotted.

332
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,961
Gavin millar...

333
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,229
Rrrrrrrrrrr.

334
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,130
...was not talking
to neville shunt.

335
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,699
From the world of the theater

336
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,801
We turn to the world
of dental hygiene.

337
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,269
No, no, no, no.

338
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,205
From the world of the theater
we turn to the silver screen.

339
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,940
We honor
one of the silver screen's

340
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,409
Outstanding writer-dentists,
uh, writer-directors

341
00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:31,545
Martin curry,
who is visiting london

342
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,715
To have a tooth out,
for the pre-molar, uh, premiere

343
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,384
Of his filling, film,
next toothday, tuesday

344
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,620
At the dental theatre,
film theatre.

345
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,290
Martin curry, talking
to matthew palate, padget.

346
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,691
Martin curry, welcome.

347
00:13:44,725 --> 00:13:46,960
One of the big teeth,
uh, big points

348
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,896
That the american critics made

349
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,632
About your latest film,
the twelve caesars

350
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,401
Was that it was
on so all-embracing a topic.

351
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,137
What made you undertake
so enormous a tusk?

352
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,573
Task?

353
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,177
I've always been interested
in imperial rome

354
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,678
Right from
julius caesar

355
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,513
Right through
to vethpathian.

356
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,581
Who?

357
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,649
Vethpathian.

358
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,716
Oh. vespasian.

359
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,784
Yes, yes.

360
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,985
Well, when I saw your film

361
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,654
It did seem to me
that you had taken

362
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,589
A rather, um,
subjective approach to it.

363
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,824
I'm sorry?

364
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,127
Well, I mean
all your main characters

365
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,397
Had these enormous,
well, not enormous, but, uh...

366
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,799
These, um, very big, um...

367
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,634
Well, let's have a look
at a clip

368
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,469
In which julius incisor,
caesar

369
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,806
Talks to his generals during
the battle against caractatus.

370
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,143
I don't see that at all.

371
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,278
Shall I order the cavalry

372
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:42,683
That they may hide themselves
in the wood, o caesar?

373
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,752
Thus, o caesar!
thus, o caesar!

374
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:51,258
Today is about to be a triumph
for our native country.

375
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,961
Well, martin curry,
why do all your characters

376
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,429
Have these very big, um...

377
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,631
Very big, uh... teeth?

378
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,899
What do you mean?

379
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,234
Well, I mean, uh... even

380
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,302
In your biblical epic,
the son of man

381
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,539
John the baptist had the most
enormous... dental appendages

382
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,976
And of course, um... himself
had the most monumental ivories.

383
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,178
Well, I'm afraid i
don't see that at all.

384
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,847
Um. well,
while we're waiting...

385
00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:15,215
Look, could i
have a straw?

386
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,383
Oh, a straw. yes, yes.

387
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,185
Well, while
we're doing that, uh...

388
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,553
Perhaps we could have a look

389
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,121
At an earlier film,
trafalgar.

390
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,056
Cover my coat, mr. bush.

391
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:27,127
The men must not know of this
till victory is ours.

392
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,196
The surgeon's
coming, sir.

393
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,998
No, tell the surgeon

394
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,201
To attend the men
that can be saved.

395
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,203
He can do little for me,
I fear.

396
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,871
Aye, aye, sir.

397
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:40,207
Hardy...!

398
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,875
Hardy!

399
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,076
Sir?

400
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,478
Hardy... kiss...

401
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:48,916
Er, put your hand
on my thigh.

402
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,486
Huh. well,
martin curry, thank you.

403
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,022
Uh... well, we asked
the first-night audience

404
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,823
What they thought of that film.

405
00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:58,725
It wasn't true to life.

406
00:15:58,759 --> 00:15:59,993
Yes, it was.

407
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,128
No, it wasn't.

408
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,463
I thought
it was totally bizarre.

409
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,832
Well, I've been in the city
for over 40 years

410
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:08,769
And I think the importance
of looking after poor people

411
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,103
Cannot be understressed.

412
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:14,174
Well, I've been in the city
for 20 years

413
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,010
And I must admit, I'm lost.

414
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,112
Well, I've been in the city
all my life

415
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,648
and I'm as alert and active
as I've ever been.

416
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:24,451
Well, I've been in the city
since I was two

417
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,121
And certainly wouldn't say
that I was stuck in a rut...

418
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,224
Stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut.

419
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,226
Stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut.

420
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,627
Oh, dear

421
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,429
Mr. bulstrode's
stuck again.

422
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,897
Stuck in a rut.

423
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,365
I certainly wouldn't say

424
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,967
That I was stuck in a rut.

425
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,769
Well, I have been in the city
for 30 years

426
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:46,940
And I never once regretted being
a nasty, greedy, cold-hearted

427
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:49,843
Avaricious,
money-grubber... conservative.

428
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,879
Well, I've been in the city
about 27 years

429
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:54,414
And I'd like to see
the reintroduction of flogging.

430
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,083
Every thursday,
round at my place.

431
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,752
Well, I've been in the sea
for 33 years

432
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,754
And I've never regretted it.

433
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,989
Neither have i.

434
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,257
Neither have i.

435
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,426
Yes, quite so.

436
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,998
I think it must be
a naturalist outing.

437
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,267
No, I think
it must be

438
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,771
One of them
crackpot religions.

439
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,074
This is an example
of the sort of abuse

440
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,377
We get all the time
from ignorant people.

441
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,546
I inherited this religion
from my father

442
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:28,248
An ex-used car salesman
and part-time window box

443
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:31,251
And I am very proud to be
in charge of the first religion

444
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,020
With free gifts.

445
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,557
You get this luxury tea trolley
with every new enrollment.

446
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,358
In addition to this, you can win

447
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,594
A three-piece lounge suite

448
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,763
This luxury caravan

449
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:46,166
A weekend for two
with peter bonetti

450
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,001
And tonight's star prize:

451
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:52,606
The entire norwich city council.

452
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:57,177
And remember,
with only eight scoring draws

453
00:17:57,211 --> 00:18:00,814
You can win a bishopric
in a see of your own choice.

454
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:07,421
You see, we have a much more
modern approach to religion.

455
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:22,769
Blessed is arthur crackpot and
all its subsidiaries, limited.

456
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,606
You see, in our church,
we have a lot more fun.

457
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:26,974
Oh, mrs. collins

458
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,443
You did say you were
nervous, didn't you?

459
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,112
You have eyes
on the coffee machine?

460
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,714
I don't mind,
I don't mind.

461
00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:35,816
It's just nice
to be here, reverend.

462
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,384
Archdeacon.

463
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,686
Well, you have eyes
for the coffee machine

464
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,722
So let's see
what you've won.

465
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:45,259
You chose hymn 437.

466
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,362
Oh, mrs. collins.

467
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,164
You had eyes
on the coffee machine.

468
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,834
Well, you have won
tonight's star prize:

469
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:58,438
The entire
norwich city council!

470
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,510
I've got one already.

471
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,079
A lot of religions--
no names, no pack drill--

472
00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:08,148
Do go for the poorer type
of person.

473
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:11,351
Face it : there's more of them--
poor people, thieves, villains

474
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,253
Poor people
without no money at all.

475
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,222
Well, we don't have
none of that tat.

476
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,125
Rich people and crumpet over 16
can enter free

477
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,993
Upper middle class:
quite welcome

478
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:22,596
Lower middle class:
not under five grand a year

479
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,164
Lower class:
I can't touch it.

480
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:25,899
There's no return on it,
you see.

481
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:28,802
Do you have any difficulty
converting people?

482
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,839
Uh, no. well, we have ways
of making them join.

483
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,941
Norman, there,
does a lot of converting

484
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:36,076
A lot of protection,
that sort of thing.

485
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,212
And there's his mate,
bruce beer.

486
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,715
Brucy has personally converted
92 people

487
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,717
25 inside the distance.

488
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,920
Then again, we're not afraid
to use more modern methods.

489
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,423
Sarah, today's diocesan lovely

490
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,159
Is enough to make any chap
go down on his knees.

491
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,329
This 23-year-old bishop hails,
appropriately enough

492
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,997
From bishop's stortford

493
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,433
And lists her hobbies
as swimming, riding

494
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,834
And film producers.

495
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,935
What a gas!

496
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,237
Bet she's no novice

497
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:06,039
When it comes to converting
all in her see.

498
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:08,208
Basically...

499
00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:11,912
I believe... in peace

500
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,952
And bashing two bricks together.

501
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:27,194
I'm starting a war for peace.

502
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,766
Cor blimey!

503
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:37,271
I'm raising polecats for peace.

504
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,206
Peace? I like a peace.

505
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,308
Know what I mean?
know what I mean?

506
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,010
Say no more. nudge, nudge.

507
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,778
Our religion is the first church

508
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,181
To cater
for the naughty type of person.

509
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:49,750
If you'd like a bit
of love-your-neighbor--

510
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,552
And who doesn't now and again--

511
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:55,155
Then see vera and ciceley
during the hymns.

512
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:58,892
In our church, we try to help
people to help themselves

513
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,261
To cars, washing machines,
lead piping--

514
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:02,496
No questions asked.

515
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,898
We're the only church,
apart from the baptists

516
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,333
To do re-spray jobs.

517
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,168
We in the church
of the divine loony

518
00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:12,773
Believe in the power of prayer
to turn the head purple.

519
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,475
I would like to come in here
for a moment, if I may

520
00:21:15,509 --> 00:21:17,144
And disassociate our church

521
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,680
From these frivolous
and offensive religions.

522
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:24,218
We are primarily concerned
with what is best...

523
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,886
Hello?

524
00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:30,624
Oh, well,
how about allied breweries?

525
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,360
All right,
but keep the rio tinto.

526
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,229
...for the human soul.

527
00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:41,568
In our church, we believe,
first and foremost, in you.

528
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:50,844
We want you to think of us
as your friend.

529
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,990
In this picture,
there are 40 people.

530
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:04,525
None of them can be seen.

531
00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:10,797
In this film, we hope
to show you how not to be seen.

532
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,204
This is mr. e.r. bradshaw
of napier court

533
00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:19,373
Black lion road, se5.

534
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,275
He cannot be seen.

535
00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:23,310
Now, I'm going to ask him
to stand up.

536
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:28,549
Mr. bradshaw,
will you stand up, please?

537
00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:36,890
This demonstrates the value
of not being seen.

538
00:22:36,924 --> 00:22:39,526
In this picture, we cannot see

539
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,931
Mrs. b.j. smegma
of 13, the crescent, belmont.

540
00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:49,069
Mrs. smegma,
will you stand up, please?

541
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:54,608
This is mr. nesbitt
of harlow, new town.

542
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:59,413
Mr. nesbitt, would you stand up,
please?

543
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,549
Mr. nesbitt has learnt the first
lesson of not being seen--

544
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,318
Not to stand up.

545
00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:10,090
However, he has chosen
a very obvious piece of cover.

546
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:13,994
Mr. e.v. lambert of homeleigh,
the burrows, oswestry

547
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:15,963
Has presented us with a poser.

548
00:23:15,996 --> 00:23:18,198
We do not know
which bush he is behind

549
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:22,236
But we can soon find out.

550
00:23:29,009 --> 00:23:33,180
Yes, it was the middle one.

551
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,184
Mr. ken andrews
of leighton road, slough

552
00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:39,386
Has concealed himself
extremely well.

553
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,321
He could be almost anywhere.

554
00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:44,525
He could be behind the wall,
inside the water barrel

555
00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:47,794
Beneath a pile of leaves,
up in the tree

556
00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:51,031
Squatting down behind the car,
concealed in a hollow

557
00:23:51,064 --> 00:23:54,801
Or crouched behind
any one of a hundred bushes.

558
00:23:54,835 --> 00:24:01,008
However, we happen to know
he's in the water barrel.

559
00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:09,016
Mr. and mrs. watson of ivy
cottage, worplesdon road, hull

560
00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,752
Chose a very cunning way
of not being seen.

561
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,453
When we called at their house

562
00:24:13,487 --> 00:24:16,089
We found they had gone away
on two weeks' holiday.

563
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,192
They had not left
any forwarding address

564
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,327
And they had bolted
and barred the house

565
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,795
To prevent us getting in.

566
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:27,334
However, a neighbor told us
where they were.

567
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:35,242
And here is the neighbor
who told us where they were.

568
00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:38,045
Nobody likes a clever dick.

569
00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:41,348
And this is where he lived.

570
00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:43,483
And this is where
lord langdon lived

571
00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:45,619
Who refused to speak to us...

572
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,254
And so did the gentleman

573
00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:49,623
Who lived here...

574
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,558
And here...

575
00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:55,128
And, of course, here

576
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:58,298
And manchester

577
00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,734
And the west midlands

578
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:03,136
Spain...

579
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,806
China...

580
00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:13,780
Ah. well, I'm afraid we have
to stop the film there

581
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:15,649
As some of the scenes
which followed

582
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,117
Were of a violent nature

583
00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,820
Which might prove distressing
to some of our viewers

584
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:23,090
Though not to me,
I can tell you.

585
00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:24,825
In nova scotia today

586
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,127
Mr. roy bent of north walsham
in norfolk

587
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,464
Became the first man to cross
the atlantic on a tricycle.

588
00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:33,066
His tricycle, specially adapted
for the crossing

589
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,536
Was 90-foot long
with a protective steel hull

590
00:25:35,569 --> 00:25:38,071
Three funnels,
17 first-class cabins

591
00:25:38,105 --> 00:25:40,474
And a radar scanner.

592
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,843
Mr. bent is
in our durham studios

593
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,711
Which is rather unfortunate

594
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:49,383
As we're all down here
in london.

595
00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:51,318
And in london...

596
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:53,754
In london, I have with me
mr. ludovic grayson

597
00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:59,326
The man who scored all six goals
in arsenal's 1-nil victory

598
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,728
Over the turkish champions
fc botty.

599
00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:05,132
Ludovic, first of all,
congratulations on the victory.

600
00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:06,200
Thank you, david.

601
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,235
It should send you back to botty

602
00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:09,570
With a big lead.

603
00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:11,905
Oh, yes. well,
we're fairly confident, david.

604
00:26:11,939 --> 00:26:13,540
Well, at the moment, ludovic

605
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:16,710
You're crouching down
inside a filing cabinet.

606
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,278
Yes, that's right, david.

607
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,013
I'm trying not to be seen.

608
00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:21,949
I see.
is this through fear?

609
00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:23,917
Oh, no, no.
it's common sense, really.

610
00:26:23,951 --> 00:26:26,119
If they can't see you,
they can't get you.

611
00:26:26,153 --> 00:26:28,856
Ha, ha, ha, but, of course,
they can still hear you.

612
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:31,225
Huh?

613
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,761
Ludovic grayson,
thank you very much

614
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:36,563
For coming
on the program tonight.

615
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,165
And we end the show with music

616
00:26:38,198 --> 00:26:40,334
And here with their
very latest recording:

617
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:42,803
"yummy, yummy, yummy,
I've got love in my tummy"

618
00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:47,474
Jackie charlton
and the tonettes.

619
00:26:50,878 --> 00:26:54,515
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I got love in my tummy

620
00:26:54,548 --> 00:26:57,751
And I feel like a-lovin' you

621
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,987
Love,
you're such a sweet thing

622
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:01,955
Good-enough-to-eat thing

623
00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:05,826
And that's just what
I'm gonna do

624
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,728
Ooh, love, to hold ya

625
00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,663
Ooh, love, to kiss ya

626
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:13,767
Ooh, love, I love it so...

627
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,037
Ooh, love, you're sweeter

628
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,872
Sweeter than sugar

629
00:27:18,906 --> 00:27:23,477
Ooh, love,
I won't let you go...

630
00:27:32,452 --> 00:27:35,756
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I got love in my tummy

631
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:39,626
And as silly
as that may seem

632
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,163
The lovin' that you're givin'
is what keeps me livin'

633
00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:47,100
And your love is like
peaches and cream

634
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,036
Kinda like sugar

635
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,938
Kinda like spices

636
00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:55,542
Kinda like
I love what you do...

637
00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:58,345
Kinda sounds funny

638
00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:00,447
But your love, honey

639
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,084
Honey, I love you...

640
00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:10,090
Baa, baa-da-da-da...

641
00:28:14,161 --> 00:28:15,596
Yummy, yummy, yummy...

642
00:28:15,629 --> 00:28:18,632
For those of you
who may have just missed

643
00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:20,767
Monty python's flying circus

644
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:24,171
Here it is again.

645
00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:46,093
The lovin' that you're givin'
is what keeps me livin'

646
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:49,997
And love is like
peaches and cream

647
00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:51,665
Kinda like sugar...