1 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,030 [ Laughing ] 2 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,537 [ Grunts ] 3 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,424 [ Animal ] SORRY. HMM. SHEESH. 4 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,726 [ Squawking ] 5 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:41,234 [ Panting ] 6 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:44,237 OOH ! OOH ! 7 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,239 WAIT FOR ME ! 8 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:49,242 HOLD THE BOAT ! 9 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,244 I'M COMING ! 10 00:01:52,328 --> 00:01:55,832 NOAH ! MR. THE ARK, I'M HERE. 11 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:59,252 OH, BARELY MADE IT. FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LEAVE WITHOUT-- 12 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:04,757 OH, OH. GEE, MR. NOAH... SIR. 13 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:07,510 I'M GONNA COME TOO. 14 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:10,263 WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY ? 15 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,348 OH. GOOD QUESTION. 16 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:17,353 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, LET'S SAY, PUT ME DOWN AS A "WHATEVER." 17 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:20,607 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WHAT IS YOUR SPECIES ? 18 00:02:20,857 --> 00:02:23,359 WELL, I-I-- 19 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,863 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME. 20 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,868 THEN YOU ARE DOOMED ! [ Gasps ] 21 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:34,370 [ Thunderclaps ] 22 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,624 WAIT, WAIT ! OH. 23 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,793 [ Door Opens ] HUH ? 24 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,297 UM-- YES, SIR ? 25 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,300 YOU MAY NEED THIS. 26 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,802 BUT, BUT, BUT-- 27 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,305 BUT ? 28 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,425 OOH ! 29 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,182 OH... NO ! 30 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,184 NO ! 31 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,686 NO, NO, NO ! 32 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,689 I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE ! 33 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,192 NO ! 34 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,195 [ Muttering ] NO, NO. 35 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:19,199 NO, I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE. NO, NO. 36 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,201 - NO ! - [ Screams ] 37 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,704 I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE ! 38 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,707 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. WHO SAID THAT ? 39 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:32,212 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE RAT WHO'S HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW ! 40 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,652 - RIZZO ? - NO, IT'S SANTA. BUT I FORGOT MY REINDEER. 41 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,105 I'M SORRY, RIZZO. YEAH, RIGHT. 42 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:47,110 AH, BOY. I HAD THAT WEIRD DREAM AGAIN. 43 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:51,114 OH, YEAH ? THE ONE WITH THE GOAT, THE DWARF AND THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER ? 44 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:55,618 NO, IT WAS THE ONE WHERE-- AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 45 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:58,121 I'D UNDERSTAND ! COME ON, WE'RE ROOMMATES. 46 00:03:58,121 --> 00:04:03,126 HEY... HEY, HEY. I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN. 47 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:06,629 WELL, OKAY. IT'S THE ONE WHERE I'M TALKING TO THIS NOAH GUY. 48 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:09,132 AND HE WON'T LET ME ON HIS BOAT BECAUSE I'M ALL... 49 00:04:09,132 --> 00:04:12,135 [ Snoring ] 50 00:04:14,637 --> 00:04:16,639 ALONE. 51 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:20,643 GOOD NIGHT, RIZZO. 52 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,527 - [ Clucking ] - [ Alarm Ringing ] 53 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,029 - [ Whistle Blowing ] - [ Buzzing ] 54 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,031 [ Ringing ] 55 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,921 AHH ! 56 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:58,431 MORNING ! 57 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:05,938 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 58 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:09,442 ## SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ## 59 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:14,947 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 60 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:18,951 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## HEY, MAN. 61 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:22,955 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## [ Grumbling ] 62 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,457 [ Screams ] 63 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,959 ## WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER EVERYBODY KNOWS ## 64 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,962 ## THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES ## [ Grunts ] 65 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,965 [ Growling ] AHH ! 66 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,968 [ Growling Continues ] 67 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,470 OH ! AH ! 68 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:41,474 ## HOW CAN SHE USE THE THINGS SHE USE ## 69 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:45,978 ## 36-24-36 WHAT A WINNING HAND ## [ Toilet Flushes ] 70 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:48,981 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 71 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,604 ## SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ## 72 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:59,108 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 73 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,611 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## 74 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,613 ## AIN'T HOLDIN' NOTHING BACK ## 75 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,617 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 76 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:13,623 [ Yelling ] 77 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:18,628 [ Yelling Continues ] 78 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,130 [ Grunting ] 79 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:26,636 I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, LADIES. 80 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:30,139 [ Grunts ] [ Squawks ] 81 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:34,644 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 82 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,146 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## 83 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,149 ## AIN'T HOLDIN' NOTHING BACK ## 84 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:44,153 ## SHAKE IT DOWN, SHAKE IT DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN NOW ## 85 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:48,658 ## SHAKE IT DOWN, SHAKE IT DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN NOW SHAKE IT ## 86 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:53,162 SCRUNCH IT AND RIGHT, THEN LEFT. 87 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,798 SUCK IN THOSE TUMMIES, LADIES. 88 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,171 HMM ? HUH ? 89 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,177 ## OH, A BRICK ## 90 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,179 ## HOUSE #### 91 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,432 THAT WAS GREAT. WAY TO GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELVES. 92 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:18,321 PASS THE BAGEL. GOOD MORNING, ROWLF. GOOD MORNING. 93 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:20,823 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. GOOD MORNING, KERMIT. 94 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:23,826 HELLO, LITTLE PEOPLE ! 95 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:26,829 WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID DAY ! 96 00:07:29,832 --> 00:07:34,337 HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING ? OH, LATE ! I START MY FABULOUS NEW JOB TODAY. 97 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:37,340 WE MEGASTAR TV JOURNALISTS HAVE TO BE PUNCTUAL, YOU KNOW. 98 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,345 TV JOURNALIST ? SINCE WHEN-- GOT TO RUN. BYE, KERMIE. KISSIE, KISSIE. 99 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:45,348 #### [ Humming ] 100 00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:47,850 IS BREAKFAST OVER ? NO. WHY ? 101 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:53,356 'CAUSE I THINK THE BACON JUST RAN OUT. [ Laughing ] 102 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:56,859 THE RASPBERRY FLAPOVERS WILL BE OUT IN A MOMENT. 103 00:07:56,859 --> 00:08:00,363 HEY, UNCLE KERMIT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT YOU'RE ON VACATION ? 104 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:03,366 ROBIN, AS SOON AS I GET THOSE HOUSEPAINTERS STARTED, 105 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:06,369 I'M GOING TO KICK BACK AND RELAX. KERMIT ? 106 00:08:06,369 --> 00:08:08,871 WHEN WILL YOU FIX THE OVEN ? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OVEN ? 107 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:13,376 -[ Explosion ] - THAT. 108 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:16,379 YURSKI BURSKI POPOVERS KABOOFED ! 109 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,882 I'LL PUT IT ON THE TOP OF MY LIST. 110 00:08:20,383 --> 00:08:22,385 THERE IS A MENU CORRECTION, OKAY ? 111 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:24,887 WE WILL NOW BE SERVING BOLOGNA SANDWICHES. 112 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:28,758 [ Everyone Grumbling ] BUT NO BREAD. 113 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,260 - EEW ! - I'M ALREADY GONE. 114 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:40,152 GONZO, AREN'T YOU PERFORMING AT THAT BAR MITZVAH TODAY ? 115 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,154 NAH. THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM'S COVERING FOR ME. 116 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,156 SHALOM ! 117 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,661 [ Grunting ] OY ! 118 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:53,165 BUT YOU NEVER MISS THE CHANCE TO SHOOT YOURSELF OUT OF A CANNON. SOMETHING WRONG ? 119 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,168 NAH. OKAY. 120 00:08:56,168 --> 00:09:00,172 IT'S JUST THAT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING A ONE-OF-A-KIND FREAK. 121 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:04,677 GONZO, YOU ARE NOT A ONE-OF-A-KIND FREAK. YOU'RE A-- 122 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,680 A-- A WHATEVER ? 123 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,182 WELL... YEAH. YOU SEE ? 124 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,687 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM OR WHO I AM. 125 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,691 YO, KERM. YOU WEREN'T WAITING FOR SOME HOUSEPAINTERS, WERE YOU ? 126 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,693 YEAH. THEY'RE JUST DRIVING AWAY. 127 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,195 - WHAT ? - ANIMAL BIT ONE OF 'EM. 128 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:26,699 OH, NO ! WAIT, GUYS ! 129 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,701 DON'T LET 'EM GO ! 130 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,705 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, GONZO ? 131 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,707 WHAT ? 132 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,209 DISTINCT. [ Car Engine Revving ] 133 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,212 [ Kermit ] WAIT, GUYS. HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. HE'S JUST A MUSICIAN. 134 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,215 [ Animal ] MUSICIAN ! MUSICIAN ! 135 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:12,111 [ Gonzo ] DISTINCT, HUH ? MORE LIKE EXTINCT. 136 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,119 OOPS. 137 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,380 [ Gonzo ] "WATCH THE SKY" ? 138 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,382 HEY ! HEY ! 139 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,887 RIZZO, COME HERE. I THINK MY KAP'N ALPHABET IS SENDING ME A MESSAGE. 140 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,390 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD SOME GUACAMOLE AND IT'S STILL SPEAKING TO ME. 141 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,893 NO, NO, REALLY ! LOOK, LOOK. I'M NOT KIDDING. 142 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:50,900 IT WAS THERE JUST A SECOND AGO. I SWEAR, RIZZO. IT SAID, "WATCH THE SKY." 143 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:55,404 ARE YOU SURE IT DIDN'T SAY "YOU NEED HELP" ? 144 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,907 BUT, BUT-- 145 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,910 MAYBE YOU AND YOUR CEREAL WOULD LIKE TO BE ALONE. 146 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,913 [ Grunting ] OH, BOY ! 147 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,415 ## MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ## 148 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,418 ## IT'S O-S-C-A-R ## 149 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,426 COOL ! 150 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,430 HUH. 151 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,937 "ARE YOU THERE ?" 152 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,826 RIZZO ! 153 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:42,451 [ Rentro ] "C.O.V.N.E.T. TOP SECRET NATIONAL SECURITY FACILITY. 154 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:49,458 "MISSION: INVESTIGATE THREAT OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ATTACK. 155 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,968 CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A CEMENT FACTORY." 156 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,470 [ Sinister Laugh ] 157 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:05,975 GENERAL LUFT, WELCOME. I'M ON A SCHEDULE, SINGER. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ? 158 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:10,980 HARD EVIDENCE. WE FINALLY GOT 'EM. 159 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,982 [ Singer Over Intercom ] RENTRO ? YES, SIR ? 160 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,985 THE REMOTE. 161 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,988 THE GOAT ? 162 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,490 THE REMOTE ! THE REMOTE ! 163 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,993 THE REMOTE. I THOUGHT HE SAID "THE GOAT." 164 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,496 OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, 165 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,499 WE HAVE RECEIVED SOME UNUSUAL COMMUNICATIONS. 166 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:35,004 COMMUNICATIONS, SIR, THAT ARE NOT OF THIS EARTH. REALLY ? 167 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:39,008 SORRY ABOUT THAT, GENERAL. HERE YOU GO. HERE'S YOUR REMOTE. 168 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,510 THANK YOU, RENTRO. 169 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,513 [ Singer ] WE BELIEVE THAT ALIENS ARE USING A CONTACT ON EARTH... 170 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,516 TO PLAN THEIR INVASION. 171 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,519 THIS SAME MESSAGE, "ARE YOU THERE," 172 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,522 HAS APPEARED ALL OVER THE WORLD. 173 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:59,028 WE'VE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO CAPTURE THESE INSTANCES ON FILM. 174 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,531 THE PYRAMID AT GIZA. 175 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,035 STONEHENGE. 176 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,040 OKAY, THIS ONE SAYS... 177 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,044 "ARE YOU THREE," BUT WE BELIEVE THAT TO BE A SIMPLE SPELLING ERROR. 178 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,546 THIS COULD BE VANDALISM, A PRACTICAL JOKE. 179 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,550 NOW, YOU SEE THAT ? THAT'S WHAT I SAID, GENERAL. 180 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,053 THESE PHOTOS ARE-- 181 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,557 I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE THEN. RIGHT THIS WAY, GENERAL. 182 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:33,562 WHEN I PLOTTED THESE ANOMALIES SEQUENTIALLY, A PATTERN EMERGED. 183 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,066 A SPIRAL. 184 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,070 DO YOU SEE THE SPIRAL ? 185 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,074 SIR, THEY ARE OUT THERE. THEY ARE COMING HERE. 186 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:49,078 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE HERE ? 187 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,081 WELL, SIR, I HAVE AN INKLING. BUBKES ! 188 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,582 "BUBKES" ? GOOD DAY. 189 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,085 BUT, SIR, WE HAVE TO TAKE ACTION NOW. 190 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,089 SINGER, I HIRED YOU TO FIND ME AN ALIEN. 191 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:04,593 AND YOU BRING ME DOCTORED PHOTOS AND A SPIRAL. 192 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:08,097 YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, BOY. 193 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,605 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU. I THOUGHT YOUR PRESENTATION WAS JUST WONDERFUL. 194 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,610 AND-- HMM. 195 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,612 YEAH. 196 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,000 OOP, THERE IT IS. 197 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,505 ROBERTA. DOLORES. NO. 198 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,509 WHOO ! SHANNANAY ! [ Chuckles ] 199 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,012 YO, KERM, WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE BILLS ? 200 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,515 JUST LEAVE 'EM INSIDE. ALL RIGHT. 201 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,518 GONZO, DO YOU WANT YOUR NEW ISSUE OFINSANITY FAIR ? 202 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:50,022 [ Gonzo ] NAH, I'LL GET IT LATER. 203 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,529 [ Dog Barking ] 204 00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:03,285 [ Clock Chiming ] WHAT IS HE DOING UP THERE ? 205 00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:05,788 HIS BREAKFAST CEREAL TOLD HIM TO SIT ON THE ROOF. 206 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:09,291 OOH ! TALK ABOUT WHOLE GRAIN AND NUTS ! 207 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,307 COOL ! 208 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,179 AAH ! 209 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,821 WHOA ! 210 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:43,826 HEY, HEY. YEAH ! 211 00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:47,830 ## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR ## 212 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,832 COOL ! 213 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:54,336 ## YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR, YEAH ## [ Imitates Motor Revving ] 214 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:57,840 ## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM ## [ Laughing ] 215 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,843 ## LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS, OH YEAH ## 216 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,847 ## SHINING STAR ## WHOA ! 217 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:08,350 THIS COULD BE PAINFUL ! 218 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,104 [ Laughing ] IT IS ! IT IS ! 219 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,606 GONZO ! GONZO ! 220 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,609 LOOK AT GONZO ! 221 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,112 [ Together ] GREETINGS, MR. GONZO ! GREETINGS ! 222 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,614 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ? SPACE FISH ? 223 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:26,118 WE ARE COSMIC KNOWLEDGE FISH. WE KNOW MANY, MANY THINGS. 224 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,620 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA ? NO, THANKS. 225 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,624 MR. GONZO, YOUR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU. 226 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,626 MY PEOPLE ? ARE THEY FISH TOO ? 227 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,628 [ Together ] NO, NO, NO, NO. 228 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:41,133 WE ARE NOT THE SAME AS YOU. WE ARE HIGHLY EVOLVED BEINGS. 229 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,637 NOW, IF-- WHAT WAS I SAYING ? MY PEOPLE. 230 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,140 OH, YES ! EXCELLENT ! 231 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,143 YOU MUST MOW THE LAWN IF YOU WISH TO FIND WHAT YOU SEEK. 232 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,645 I SHOULD MOW THE LAWN ? MMM. 233 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:57,149 A LAWN THAT IS CUT IN YOUR OWN WORDS, GONZO. 234 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,652 A MESSAGE THAT CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE. SO TRIM IT WELL. 235 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,656 GOOD-BYE, GONZO. AND MAY THE FISH BE WITH YOU. 236 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,659 THANKS, GUYS. THANKS FOR THE COSMIC KNOWLEDGE. 237 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,661 GOOD-BYE, MR. GONZO. 238 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,663 ## WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE #### 239 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,783 AAH ! 240 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,289 [ Grunting ] 241 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,792 [ Laughing ] 242 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,799 THAT'S IT ! 243 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,802 COME ON, RIZZO. IT'S TIME TO BET, OKAY. 244 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,806 ALL RIGHT, PRAWN CRACKER. I'LL SEE YOUR MARYLAND CRAB CAKES... 245 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:43,312 AND I'LL RAISE YOU A 1958 CHEDDAR CHEESE, NEVER BEEN SNIFFED ! 246 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,815 CRAB CAKES AND CHEESE, HUH ? CAN'T BEAT THAT. 247 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,819 HEY, GUYS ! THE COSMIC FISH HAVE SPOKEN TO ME. 248 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,823 I'M FROM OUTER SPACE ! OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 249 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,326 [ Rizzo ] PEPE, ARE YOU IN OR OUT ? SI,I'M IN. 250 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,329 I'M AN ALIEN ! HAVE YOU BEEN TAP DANCING ON THE BARBECUE AGAIN ? 251 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,215 NO, NO, RIZZO. I'M JUST FINE. [ Screaming ] 252 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:07,719 WHOA ! WHOO, WHOO, WHOO ! MY CARDS ! 253 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,973 SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. NOT MY CARDS ! 254 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,475 OH, NO, NO ! 255 00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:16,478 GONZO, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY ? 256 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,981 YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. BUT I HAVE TO RESPOND. 257 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:21,984 GOTTA MAKE CONTACT ! AH ! 258 00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:25,988 - WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THOSE KEYS ? - WHO CARES ? FLYING SAUCER. 259 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:30,492 DOSDEUCES. THE PRAWN CRACKER WINS. 260 00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:33,495 PAIR OF TWOS ! I SWEAR, I HAD FOUR ACES ! 261 00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:38,000 I REALLY DID ! ## YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD IT ## 262 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,503 NO, NO, NO ! ## KNOW WHEN TO FOLD IT KNOW WHEN TO-- ## 263 00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:43,872 - [ Lawn Mower Engine Starting ] - [ Gonzo ] YEOW ! 264 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,876 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 265 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,514 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND DANCE, SING IT NOW ## 266 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:55,517 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 267 00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:00,272 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 268 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:04,276 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING SHAKE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 269 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:09,148 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND SHAKE SAY IT NOW ## 270 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,651 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 271 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:16,288 ## WAIT A MINUTE HOLD IT #### 272 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,292 [ Rentro ] WELL, JUST A FEW THINGS FOR TODAY, SIR. 273 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,412 LET'S SEE. OH, HERE'S A WINNER. 274 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,915 YOURPLATINUM BUNS WORKOUT TAPE. 275 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,417 [ Laughing ] 276 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,920 AND LET'S SEE. THAT NEW SATELLITE PHOTO IS HERE. 277 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,924 MY CAPTAIN KANGAROO PAJAMAS. WHAT ? WHAT SATELLITE PHOTO ? 278 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,927 HUH ? 279 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,932 "I AM HERE"... 280 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,435 MOWED IN THE LAWN. 281 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,071 WHO DID THIS ? 282 00:19:56,578 --> 00:20:00,699 THIS IS NOT GOOD. NO. 283 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,703 POOR GUY ! HE'S HALLUCINATIN'. GETTIN' WEIRD MESSAGES. 284 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,707 HEARING THINGS. HE LISTENS TO VOICES AND DOES WHAT THEY SAY. 285 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,710 HOLD YOUR HORSES. WHAT ? 286 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,714 I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA. YOU'RE SCARY. 287 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:20,719 OKAY. YEAH. I HAVE TO CALL LUFT. OOH ! 288 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,222 - WAIT. CAREFUL. - CAREFUL. 289 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,225 BABY STEPS. BABY STEPS. 290 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,229 - WE NEED MORE EVIDENCE. - MORE EVIDENCE ! 291 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,731 REMEMBER. WE'RE JUST WATCHING. WATCHING. 292 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,733 AND WAITING. WAITING. 293 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,238 [ Snoring ] 294 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,242 [ Pepe ] BUILD IT AND WE WILL COME ! 295 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,744 BUILD WHAT ? 296 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:50,749 BUILD A JACUZZI AND WE WILL COME, OKAY. 297 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,252 [ Laughing ] SHH. 298 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254 I'M UP. I'M UP. 299 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,757 [ Grunts ] 300 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,761 MUST BUILD JACUZZI. 301 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,763 [ Laughing ] WELL DONE, PAL. 302 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,266 GRACIAS, AMIGO. 303 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,768 [ Music, Laughter, Chattering ] 304 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,772 PUT A LITTLE MORE PAPRIKA ON THOSE, OKAY ? THANK YOU. 305 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,774 WELL, THAT'S EVERYTHING. 306 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,776 [ Laughing ] WHOA ! 307 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,780 HE BUILT IT. AND WE CAME. 308 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,284 ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER. I BUILT THIS NEW JACUZZI FOR MY ALIEN FAMILY, 309 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286 SO PLEASE NO EATING IN THE SPA. 310 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,290 WE GOTTA TELL HIM THE TRUTH, PEPE. 311 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,793 YOU TELL HIM, AND I WILL SMACK YOU. 312 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,796 I WILL SMACK YOU LIKE A BAD, BAD DONKEY, OKAY. 313 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,799 SAL. YEAH, JOHNNY. 314 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,304 THERE ARE NO CANNOLIS HERE. YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED THIS CAKE ? THIS IS A BEAUTY. 315 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,806 THAT IS NICE ! WOULD YOU-- GONZO, GONZO ! 316 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,310 HEY, GO EASY ON THE BUFFET, FELLAS. I JUST WANT-- 317 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,313 WHO CUT THE CAKE ? WHO CUT THE CAKE ! WHAT ? 318 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,815 WHO CUT IT ? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ! 319 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,818 WHO CUT THIS CAKE ? WHO WOULD'VE-- THAT'S AWFUL. 320 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,322 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THE GUESTS OF HONOR AREN'T EVEN HERE YET. 321 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,324 HEY, GREAT PARTY ! YEAH. 322 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,327 I JUST WISH THEY'D GET HERE. 323 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,330 [ Sal ] HEY, YOU, DID YOU CUT GONZO'S CAKE ? 324 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,833 [ Waldorf ] I WONDER IF THERE REALLY IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS. 325 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,337 WHAT DO YOU CARE ? YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE ON THIS PLANET. 326 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,840 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing, Groaning ] 327 00:22:22,224 --> 00:22:24,226 [ TV Announcer ] EARTH, ARE YOU READY ? THE GALAXY CHANNEL PRESENTS... 328 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:28,597 U.F.O. MANIA LIVE, WITH CLOSE ENCOUNTER EXPERT SHELLEY SNIPES. 329 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,099 HELLO, I'M SHELLEY SNIPES. 330 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,602 COMING UP ONU.F.O. MANIA LIVE, 331 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,105 I'LL BE TAKING A HARD LOOK AT SOME COMPELLING NEW DATA. 332 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:41,109 HAVE YOU SEEN SOMETHING IN THE SKY, BUT WERE AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT IT ? 333 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:44,613 [ Gonzo ] I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP LAST NIGHT. 334 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,115 PERHAPS WE CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE. 335 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,618 WE CAN HELP YOU CONTACT YOUR ALIEN BRETHREN... 336 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,621 BY BOOSTING YOUR NEWLY-ENHANCED CONDUCTIVITY. 337 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,623 [ Bunsen ] OKAY, BEAKIE, LET HER RIP ! 338 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:59,010 ME-ME-EE. WHOO-HOO-HOO ! 339 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,514 WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL. 340 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,516 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO ! 341 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:07,519 [ Snipes ] IF YOU HAVE HAD CONTACT WITH AN ALIEN... 342 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:10,021 OR IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN AND WANT TO TELL YOUR STORY, 343 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,023 WRITE TO US OR COME TO OUR STUDIO. 344 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:16,528 [ Snipes Over Speaker ] ...OR COME TO OUR STUDIO AT 6577 BROADCAST LANE NOW. 345 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,531 THE MOTHER SHIP IS CALLING ME HOME ! 346 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,034 [ Gasps ] [ Laughing ] THANKS, GUYS. 347 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,037 OH, THE MOTHER SHIP ! IT WORKED. THE MOTHER SHIP. 348 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:29,541 [ Laughing ] GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. BEAKER ? 349 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,543 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO TELL HIM. 350 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:36,047 PEPE, THE JACUZZI THING WAS YOUR IDEA, AND YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM. 351 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,550 SI. I WILL TELL HIM. RIGHT. HERE HE COMES. 352 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,552 THEY ARE CALLING ME ! HEY, GONZO-- 353 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,554 I CAN'T TALK NOW. 354 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,057 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO. YOU WERE ! 355 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,560 YOU SAID YOU WOULD. WHEN I SAID "YOU," I MEANT YOU. 356 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,434 ## SO FUNKY ## 357 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,438 ## YO, WHAT'S UP GET UP OFF OF THAT THING ## 358 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,440 ## AND DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 359 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,944 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 360 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,947 HI, GUYS. I'M HERE. 361 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,451 JUST LEAVE THE TRACTOR HERE IN FRONT, OKAY ? 362 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,202 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 363 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,707 THIS IS MISS PIGGY SAYING GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A GREAT-- 364 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,710 [ Sandy ] WHERE'S MY COFFEE ? 365 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,213 I-I'M COMING ! COMING ! 366 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,716 COMING ! COMING ! 367 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,218 HEY, PIGGY, I'LL TAKE ONE. 368 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,721 IN A MINUTE. LIGHT, NO SUGAR. 369 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,724 SHELLEY'S STUCK AT THE AIRPORT. SHE'LL NEVER MAKE IT BACK ON TIME. 370 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,727 OKAY, I AM NOT GONNA PANIC. 371 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,230 WHO AM I KIDDING ? YES, I AM ! NO. NO, I'M NOT. 372 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:46,234 OKAY, I'M PANICKING. WHO CAN WE POSSIBLY GET AT THE LAST MINUTE ? 373 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,236 [ Miss Piggy Grunting ] 374 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,239 CAPPUCCINO ? 375 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,992 [ Woman ] STAND BY, EVERYBODY. ROLL TAPE PLEASE. 376 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,994 AND CUE I.D. 377 00:24:56,495 --> 00:25:00,999 WE'RE ON IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO-- 378 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,506 [ Gasping ] 379 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,508 LOOK ! IT'S PIGGY'S NEW SHOW. 380 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,511 AHH-- 381 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,013 READ ! READ ! 382 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:21,019 OH, OH, OH ! "HELLO AGAIN. I'M SHELLEY SNIPES. 383 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:28,026 TODAY ONU.F.O. MANIA: FLYING SAUCERS AND THEIR EXTRATERRESTRIAL PILOTS." 384 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,529 HMM. WISH I COULD FIND MY PANTS. 385 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,531 [ Pepe ] KERMIT, YOU SHOULD COME TO SEE THIS. 386 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,533 "I'M SURE YOU'VE OFTEN WONDERED... 387 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,536 PIGGY ! WHAT MIGHT THOSE ALIEN CREATURES LOOK LIKE." 388 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,039 PEOPLE OF EARTH, DO NOT BE ALARMED. 389 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,291 MY MESSAGE WILL BE BRIEF. 390 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,293 I AM GONZO. 391 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,295 GONZO ! HMPH ! PIGGY ? 392 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,048 I DON'T HAVE A GONZO. 393 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:54,686 - THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE. - BETTER GET DOWN THERE, KERM. 394 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:57,689 RELAX. NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE, OKAY ? 395 00:25:57,939 --> 00:26:00,942 YOU SEE, I WAS CONTACTED THROUGH MY BREAKFAST CEREAL, 396 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:05,564 AND LATER IT WAS CONFIRMED TO ME BY THE COSMIC FISH THAT I AM FROM OUTER SPACE. 397 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:11,069 SO YOU WANNA GO NOW OR WAIT FOR THE COMMERCIAL ? 398 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,572 NOW. COME ON. 399 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:17,576 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? I'M MAKING CONTACT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 400 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,078 - UM-- - INTERVIEW HIM. 401 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,081 I'M INTERVIEWING-- I'M INTERVIEWING YOU ! 402 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,585 [ Gonzo ] GREAT ! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ? 403 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:30,589 THE WHOLE TEARFUL TALE OF YOUR INNER STRUGGLE, GONZO. OH. 404 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:34,092 [ Gonzo ] I WANT MY PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I'VE RECEIVED THEIR MESSAGES. 405 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,095 AND MY RESPONSE TO THEM IS: I AM HERE ! 406 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,598 "I AM HERE." 407 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,102 BINGO ! 408 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:48,607 I'M AT 44 BRONSON LANE, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 409 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,610 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 410 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,614 ME TOO. HE'S VERY CHARISMATIC, DON'T YOU THINK ? FREEZE THAT ! 411 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,618 [ Singer ] I WANT HIM HERE AND I WANT HIM NOW. [ Rentro ] YES, SIR. 412 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:04,623 SO, YOU'RE OUR FANCY LITTLE LANDSCAPER. 413 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,876 - WRAP IT UP. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK. - OH, OH, YES. [ Chuckles ] 414 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:12,764 WE ARE GOING TO PAUSE HERE, AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH GONZO, THE GEEK WHO FELL TO EARTH, 415 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:16,017 WITHMOI,MISS PIGGY. AND WE'RE OUT. 416 00:27:16,017 --> 00:27:18,520 NINETY SECONDS, FOLKS. [ Groans ] 417 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,890 NOW THAT IS TV ! THE PHONES ARE LIGHTING UP LIKE VEGAS. 418 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,393 WHAT POWER ! WHAT HEAT. YOU'RE A HIT ! OH, THANK YOU ! 419 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,896 - NOT YOU ! HIM. - ME ? 420 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,899 - GONZO, YOU'VE GOT IT. - SURE WISH WE COULD FIND A CURE FOR IT. 421 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,401 - RIZZO ? - GONZO ? 422 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:34,903 - KERMIE ? - PIGGY ? 423 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,905 WHAT THE HECK'S GOIN' ON ? [ Kermit ] LISTEN, GONZO. 424 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,908 AREN'T YOU TAKING THIS ALIEN THING A LITTLE TOO FAR ? 425 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:44,913 KERMIT, I REALIZE IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO ACCEPT ME AS AN ALIEN, 426 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,915 BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE ONE. 427 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:52,420 I'VE ALWAYS HAD ALIEN TENDENCIES, AND THIS JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME. 428 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,423 BEAUTIFUL, BIG "G." I SEE A WHOLE FOLLOW-UP EPISODE. 429 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:59,928 ME TOO ! "THE ALIEN IN MY LIFE." A MISS PIGGY SPECIAL REPORT. 430 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,931 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? YOU'RE THE COFFEE PIG. - HUH ? 431 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,434 HERE'S HOW WE SEE IT. KERMIT, HE'S SUCH A JOKER ! 432 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,821 WE'LL TAKE THIS FROM HERE. 433 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:14,826 WE'RE WITH THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ALIENS. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN, GONZO. 434 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,829 THEY FEEL MY PAIN ! I'VE GOT A PAPER CUT THAT'S A DOOZY. 435 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:20,331 DO YOU FEEL MY PAIN TOO ? 436 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,701 CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME MAKE CONTACT WITH MY ALIEN TRIBE ? 437 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,452 YES, WE CAN, GONZO. 438 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:27,455 WELL, SOMEBODY BELIEVES ME. COME ON, FELLAS. 439 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,958 TAKE ME TO MY LEADER. BUT, BUT, GONZO ! 440 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,461 I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THESE GUYS. THIS RAT SMELLS A RAT. 441 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,463 THE LIMO'S RIGHT THIS WAY. THANK YOU. 442 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,466 DID HE SAY "LIMO" ? WAIT A SECOND, I'M HIS TRANSLATOR. 443 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:42,971 NOW WAIT. YOU KNOW THIS GONZO, RIGHT ? UM-- 444 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,974 - IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT. - THE PRICE ? 445 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:49,978 LOOK. I DELIVER GONZO'S EXCLUSIVE LIVE STORY, OKAY, 446 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,481 IF YOU MAKEMOI YOUR NEW ANCHORWOMAN. 447 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,984 [ Woman ] WE'RE BACK IN 15 SECONDS. WELL ? 448 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,987 WHAT ABOUT SHELLEY ? SHELLEY'S SMELLY. 449 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,990 YES, YES ! GO ! ALL RIGHT ! 450 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,494 OH ! EXCUSE ME. 451 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:11,499 EXCUSE ME. HOO-HOO. STUDMUFFIN, HOLD IT. 452 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,501 I'LL DEAL WITH HER. YEAH, COME ON. 453 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,005 [ Laughing ] OH, YOU'LL DEAL WITHMOI ! 454 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,507 LOOK, CHUMPO, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A STORY. 455 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,509 HOW 'BOUT THIS STORY ? 456 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,511 IT'S ABOUT A BIG, BAD WOLF AND A LITTLE PIG. 457 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,515 - NO, THAT'S THREE PIGS. - NOT IN THIS VERSION. 458 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:30,018 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 459 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,520 YOU'RE NOT PART OF THAT ALIEN PROTECTION AGENCY. 460 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,024 WHO ARE YOU ? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING GONZO ? HEY ! 461 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,526 HAI-YA ! 462 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:42,163 I'M IMPRESSED. AHH. 463 00:29:43,665 --> 00:29:47,168 BLACK BELT, THIRD DEGREE. 464 00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:49,170 HAI-YA ! 465 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:52,173 PLATINUM BELT... WITH AN UNLIMITED LINE OF CREDIT. 466 00:29:52,173 --> 00:29:55,677 I LIKE THIS PARTY. OH ! 467 00:29:56,177 --> 00:29:59,681 TOUGH GUY ! TOUGH GUY ! HA, HA ! 468 00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:02,801 COME ON, SHOW ME ! OH, LOOK, CINDY CRAWFORD ! HUH ? 469 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,805 [ Groans, Laughs ] 470 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,808 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE ? 471 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,813 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? 472 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,815 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? 473 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,819 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? IS THAT ALL YOU G-GOT ? 474 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,322 NOT THE NOOGIE ! 475 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:27,325 HEY ! [ Groans ] 476 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,331 [ Yelling ] MAMA ! 477 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,334 [ Crowd Chanting ] GONZO ! GONZO ! 478 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,838 WHAT THE HEY ? 479 00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:42,223 OH, NO. 480 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,093 THERE ARE NO ALIENS HERE. 481 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:48,096 ONLY GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED, HARD-WORKING AMERICANS. [ Clucking ] 482 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,098 GOOD GRIEF. 483 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,483 NOW, GET OFF MY KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS. 484 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,987 LOOK ! IT'S A LITTLE GREEN MAN. 485 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:59,991 AH, EXCUSE ME. BUT WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE ? 486 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:03,494 WE WERE DRAWN HERE BY THE ALIEN. 487 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:08,499 YUCK ! 488 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,369 THAT'S ALL I KNOW. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 489 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:15,874 THIS GOVERNMENT AGENCY, C.O.V.N.E.T., HAS ABDUCTED GONZO, 490 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,376 AND TAKEN HIM TO ITS TOP SECRET FACILITY ? 491 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,378 YES, MISS PIGGY. 492 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,513 THANK YOU, DARLING. YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL. 493 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:25,516 AT LAST ! A REAL STORY ! 494 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,519 INTRIGUE, DANGER, NEW OUTFITS. 495 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:32,023 AND IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE ! ALL MINE ! [ Laughing ] 496 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,524 [ Grunting ] 497 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:37,028 AH, COME ON, PLEASE. YOU THINK TED KOPPEL NEVER GETS EXCITED ? 498 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:42,400 [ Rizzo ] SO THIS IS THE CAR THAT TAKES US TO THE LIMO, RIGHT ? 499 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,903 [ Rizzo Grunts ] YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEBODY LOOK AT THOSE SHOCKS. 500 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:49,407 AT LEAST THEY CARRIED OUR STUFF. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR A TIP. 501 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,409 [ Rizzo ] OH ! 502 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,414 AS AMBASSADOR OF EARTH, 503 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,917 I WELCOME YOU. 504 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,420 AH, YEAH. 505 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:07,425 I'M EDGAR. BUT I WANT YOU TO CALL ME ED. 506 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,928 THAT'S ED. OH, YEAH. 507 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,430 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MR. GONZO. 508 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,432 YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. 509 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,435 HORS D'OEUVRES ! [ Laughing ] PLEASE. 510 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,438 WON'T YOU SIT ? 511 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,940 OH ! THANKS. 512 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,944 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. YOU'LL GET GAS. HMM ? 513 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,447 SO WHEN DO WE BEGIN, ED ? I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT ALL THIS. 514 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,951 AH ! ME TOO, MY FRIEND. 515 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,955 ME TOO. YEAH ! 516 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,457 KERMIE ! OH, KERMIE, KERMIE ! 517 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,959 KERMIE ! 518 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,961 YES ! YOO-HOO ! 519 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,463 KERMIE ! EVERYBODY ! COME HERE, COME HERE ! 520 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:49,467 OH, OH, OH ! LISTEN, EVERYONE, LISTEN. I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS ! 521 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,970 GONZO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE GOVERNMENT, 522 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,973 AND IT COULD BE A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. 523 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,976 HOW CAN THAT BE GREAT NEWS ? BECAUSE... 524 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:02,981 ## I'VE GOT THE STORY I'VE GOT THE STORY ## 525 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:07,485 OH, I NEED TO CHANGE ! SOMETHING THAT SAYS "JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY." 526 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,988 OH, OH, I'VE GOT TO PEE ! 527 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,990 OH, BROTHER. 528 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,994 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? OKAY, GUYS, IT'S UP TO US. 529 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,497 WE HAVE TO SAVE GONZO FROM A WHOLE ARMY OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS. 530 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,499 WELL, I HAVE A JOKE BOOK. 531 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,501 DRUMSTICKS ! DRUMSTICKS ! 532 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,504 I HAVE SOME LOOSE JELL-O, OKAY. 533 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,007 OKAY. WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT. 534 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:33,511 IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO TURN. 535 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:40,151 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT, BUNSEN ? OH, THERE YOU ARE. 536 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:43,654 MR. KERMIT, HERE AT MUPPET LABS, WE HAVE COME UP WITH A NUMBER OF DEVICES... 537 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:47,658 THAT SHOULD AID YOU IN YOUR COVERT OPERATIONS. EXCELLENT. 538 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:53,164 THIS SEEMINGLY ORDINARY RUBBER DUCKY ACTUALLY CONTAINS INVISIBILITY SPRAY. 539 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:56,667 HOWEVER THE EFFECT IS SADLY TEMPORARY. [ Mumbles ] SADLY TEMPORARY. 540 00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,171 HA, HA ! THE OLD RUBBER-DUCKY-WITH-INVISIBILITY SPRAY TRICK. CHECK. 541 00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:04,675 AND, BEAKER, IF YOU WOULD. HERE IS SOMETHING WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT. 542 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,178 ME-ME ! "DOOR IN A JAR" ? 543 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,680 ME-ME-ME-ME. WHOO. 544 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,682 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BEAKIE. 545 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:16,187 ALL YOU DO IS OPEN THE JAR, FLING THE CONTENTS ONTO THE WALL... AND POOF ! 546 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,689 - POOF ! - INSTANT DOOR. 547 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:23,194 WHAT IS THIS ? A SECRET COMMUNICATION DEVICE ? 548 00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,696 NO, THAT'S SCOTCH TAPE. VERY USEFUL IF SOMETHING TEARS. 549 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,698 AHH ! 550 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,700 [ Miss Piggy ] AHEM. 551 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:34,705 UM, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR...MOI ? 552 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,207 AHH ! 553 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,709 [ Bunsen ] WELL NOW, MISS PIGGY. 554 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,712 FOR YOU WE HAVE MUPPET LABS MIND MIST. 555 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:43,714 SIMPLY SPRAY IT ON THE SUBJECT, 556 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,717 AND THEY WILL OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND. 557 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:50,221 [ Laughing ] I-- AAH ! 558 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,723 ME-ME-OO-OO. 559 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,225 OH. 560 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:57,228 I DOUBT I'LL NEED ANY. 561 00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:00,731 - OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GO GET GONZO. -COME ON, COME ON. 562 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,234 [ Pepe ] WE'LL FIND HIM, OKAY. GONZO, GONZO, GONZO ! 563 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,735 YEAH ! 564 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:12,243 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE YOU... 565 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,245 ALL MY LIFE. 566 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,747 AND NOW, AT LAST, MY SEARCH... 567 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:20,251 HAS COME TO AN END. 568 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,254 MAY I ? 569 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:28,759 BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, YOU BETTER BE CLEAR ON THE FINAL DESTINATION OF THAT FINGER. 570 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,268 AHH. THANKS. 571 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,774 HMM. 572 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,778 NO NOSTRILS. 573 00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:50,281 HOW DO YOU SMELL ? 574 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,783 AWFUL. TRUST ME, I'M HIS ROOMMATE. 575 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,785 [ Laughing ] HUH ? HUH ? 576 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,788 THAT'S A KILLER. [ Everyone Laughing ] 577 00:35:57,788 --> 00:36:00,791 [ Laughing ] 578 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,793 DON'T... 579 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,797 LAUGH AT ME ! 580 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,799 [ Gulps ] 581 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,308 I HOPE I'M NOT IMPOSING. 582 00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:20,311 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT ON TV. THINK I COULD GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH ? 583 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,313 - RENTRO ? - YES, SIR ? 584 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:27,318 - IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. - THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME. YEAH. 585 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:31,322 FORGIVE ME MY EARTHLY MANNERS. 586 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:36,327 BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE... 587 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:39,330 TO BE LAUGHED AT ? YEAH, SURE I DO. 588 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,333 TO BE CALLED NAMES LIKE "WACKO" ? UH-HUH. 589 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,835 - AND "FREAK BOY" ? - OH, YEAH. 590 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:48,839 - AND PARANOID DELUSIONAL PSYCHOPATH ? - GOT ME THERE. 591 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,841 TO FEEL... [ Neck Cracking ] 592 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:54,845 COMPLETELY ALONE IN THIS WORLD ? 593 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:58,849 YEAH, I THINK WE'RE STARTING TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA, ED. 594 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,853 YEAH. 595 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,613 IT'S WRESTLING LEGEND HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN ? 596 00:37:12,613 --> 00:37:17,118 HAVE THE RAT SENT DOWN TO DR. TUCKER FOR SOME TESTS. 597 00:37:17,118 --> 00:37:20,121 TESTS ? BUT I HAVEN'T STUDIED. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NUMBER-TWO PENCIL. 598 00:37:20,121 --> 00:37:23,624 THIS IS FOR ALL MY N.W.O.-ITES OUT THERE. 599 00:37:23,624 --> 00:37:26,127 I WILL CONTINUE TO DOMINATE WRESTLING. 600 00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:29,630 I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE YOUR BACK CRACK, YOUR KNEES FREEZE AND YOUR LIVER QUIVER. 601 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:34,135 I WILL CONTINUE TO PUT SO MUCH PAIN ON YOU, YOU'LL BE COME MY "PAINIAC." 602 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:38,139 HOLLYWOOD, WOULD YOU MIND ? THE RAT. 603 00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:43,144 - OH, YEAH. - WHERE'RE YOU GOIN' WITH MY FRIEND ? 604 00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:47,648 WHAT ARE YOUR FANS GONNA THINK ? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? I'M A BAD GUY NOW. 605 00:37:47,648 --> 00:37:51,652 GONZO, HELP ME ! HELP ! HELP ! 606 00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:53,154 RIZZO ! 607 00:37:53,154 --> 00:37:55,656 SHH, SHH, SHH. 608 00:37:55,656 --> 00:37:58,159 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 609 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,279 [ Rizzo Screaming ] 610 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,286 - HUH ? - [ Groaning ] 611 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,789 YO. 612 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,797 HOW YOU DOIN' ? I'M BUBBA. 613 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:22,300 HEY. RIZZO. NICE TO MEET YA. 614 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,804 NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MEET SOME OF THE BOYS ? SURE. 615 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:30,057 - UP THERE, THAT'S FAST EDDIE, HARMONICA EXTRAORDINAIRE. - HI. 616 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,059 - HOW YOU DOIN', ED ? - WELL, I AIN'T DEAD. 617 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,564 OVER HERE'S TROY. THIS BACK HERE, THAT'S SHAKES. 618 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,567 HI. HELLO. HOW'RE YOU DOIN' ? WELCOME. 619 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,570 THEY'RE DOING A NEW CAFFEINE SUBSTITUTE ON HIM. 620 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,073 - UP THERE'S THE BIRDMAN. - WHERE ARE YOU ? GLADYS, HERE, BABY, SWEETIE. 621 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,577 HE DON'T BOTHER NOBODY. HE'S BEEN HERE FOREVER. 622 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,580 GLADYS, THE GUYS ARE WATCHING. 623 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,583 HE JUST LIKES TO HANG OUT WITH HIS BIRDS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 624 00:38:55,583 --> 00:39:00,588 SO, THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR ALL OF US HERE AT MEDICAL RESEARCH. 625 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,590 MEDICAL RESEARCH ? YEP. 626 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:06,977 BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THAT WE'RE... LAB RATS ! 627 00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:10,981 GONZO, GET ME OUTTA HERE ! 628 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:14,485 [ Singer ] NOW, MR. GONZO. 629 00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:17,988 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THESE ? 630 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:21,992 WHOA ! THEY REALLY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME ! 631 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:25,496 AND THEY ARE COMING TO EARTH, AREN'T THEY ? I DON'T KNOW. 632 00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:27,498 HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE ? I DON'T KNOW. 633 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:30,000 WHEN WILL THEY BE HERE ? 634 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,504 AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME... 635 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:36,507 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW. 636 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,009 I KNOW NOT ? 637 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,514 [ Gagging ] 638 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:47,518 BUT MAYBE I COULD FIND OUT ? COULD YOU ? 639 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:51,021 OKAY. WELL. 640 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:55,526 OKAY THEN. I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH. THANKS. 641 00:39:57,027 --> 00:40:00,030 OH. SO, BACK TO THE LIMO ? 642 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,902 IT'S A SHAME, REALLY. HUH ? 643 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,905 I REALLY NEED THAT INFORMATION. 644 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,408 SO, I AM AFRAID... 645 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,912 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PERFORM AN INVASIVE QUADRA-LOBAL BRAIN PROBE ON YOU, 646 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,415 AND PLUCK IT FROM YOUR HEAD. 647 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,917 THE INFORMATION ? NO. 648 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,919 YOUR BRAIN. TAKE HIM AWAY. WHAT ? 649 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,923 MY BRAIN ? BUT JUST A SECOND. I-- 650 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:30,428 RENTRO, GET ME GENERAL LUFT. WHERE'RE YOU TAKING ME ? I NEED MY BRAIN ! 651 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,437 FOZZIE, TELL ME AGAIN. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS ? TO SAVE GONZO. 652 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,441 GONZO ! GONZO ! THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE GONZO'S ONE OF US. 653 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,445 AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, NO MATTER WHAT OBSTACLES WE FACE, 654 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,447 WE NEVER FORGET ONE OF OUR OWN. 655 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,449 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TAKE CHARGE. 656 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:56,454 HEY ! WE LEFT BUNSEN AND BEAKER BACK AT THE GAS STATION. 657 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,957 OKAY, FROM THIS POINT ON, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 658 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,461 WE NEVER FORGET ONE OF OUR OWN. MMM, THAT'S RIGHT. 659 00:41:05,346 --> 00:41:07,848 HMM. 660 00:41:08,349 --> 00:41:09,850 CHEESE TWIDDLE ? 661 00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:13,103 SO WHAT IS THIS, MOVIE TIME ? 662 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,105 [ Gasping ] 663 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,608 SO YOU'RE THE NEW GUY. 664 00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,360 YEAH. FROM THIS MOMENT ON, 665 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:23,364 IF I SAY YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU EAT; IF I SAY YOU'RE SLEEPY-- 666 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:24,865 I EAT ? 667 00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:28,369 AH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE-- WHAT ? 668 00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:31,372 WELL, WELL, WELL. WE GOT A FUNNY BOY HERE. 669 00:41:31,372 --> 00:41:33,874 IS THAT BAD ? VERY BAD. 670 00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:35,876 FUNNY BOY'S GONNA GO TO THE MAZE. 671 00:41:35,876 --> 00:41:41,882 SINCE WE DON'T WANT FUNNY BOY TO GET LONELY, YOU'RE ALL GONNA DO TIME IN THE MAZE. 672 00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:43,384 I'M SORRY. 673 00:41:43,384 --> 00:41:47,388 SEE, NO ONE'S EVER ESCAPED FROM THE MAZE, FUNNY BOY. NO ? 674 00:41:47,388 --> 00:41:49,890 AND EVEN IF YOU DID, IT'S FOUR FEET TO THE GROUND, 675 00:41:49,890 --> 00:41:53,394 TWELVE FEET TO THE DOOR, AND FOUR FEET TO THE DOORKNOB. 676 00:41:53,394 --> 00:41:55,396 THAT'S 18 FEET. TWENTY. 677 00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:59,400 FUNNY THING ABOUT DOORKNOBS-- RATS CAN'T TURN 'EM. 678 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,902 NO OPPOSABLE THUMB. [ Laughs ] 679 00:42:01,902 --> 00:42:05,523 RIGHT. NOT THE MAZE. 680 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:13,664 ## HELP ME, HELP ME HELP ME, HOLD ME ## 681 00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:19,670 ## SURVIVAL ## 682 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,672 ## SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ## 683 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:24,174 ## SURVIVAL ## THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 684 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,676 ## GOTTA GET WITH IT ## 685 00:42:26,176 --> 00:42:29,680 ## 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO TIME NO TIME TO SCURRY AROUND ## 686 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,685 HEY, RIZ, WATCH OUT FOR THEM RED CIRCLES. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE RED-- 687 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,687 [ Screams ] 688 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:39,189 NOBODY EVER LISTENS. 689 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:42,192 RED CIRCLES. RIGHT. 690 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:44,695 [ Coughs ] 691 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:50,200 LET ME SEE. CHEESE, RAT POISON. CHEESE, RAT POISON. 692 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,703 DUH ! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK, I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING ? 693 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,705 THIS IS A NO-BRAINER. 694 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:59,209 THIS AIN'T SO BAD. A LITTLE BREEZY. 695 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:02,212 OH, BOY. WHOA. WHOA ! 696 00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:04,214 WHOA, WHOA ! 697 00:43:04,214 --> 00:43:09,219 AUNTIE EM, IT'S A TWISTER ! 698 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,723 THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARNY RIDES. 699 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,726 YOU JUST GOTTA HANG ON, AND AT THE END I GET SOME COTTON CANDY. 700 00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,095 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ! 701 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,230 [ Screaming ] 702 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,734 I'M GONNA HURL ! 703 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,355 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY MIND GAMES HERE. 704 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:33,861 BUT I KNOW THE CHEESE IS SAFE 'CAUSE YOU THINK I'M GOING FOR THE POISON, RIGHT ? 705 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,863 HUH ? HUH ? 706 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,624 - PSST. - HUH ? 707 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:50,127 ROOM SERVICE. [ Laughing ] 708 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:55,132 [ Laughing ] HEY THERE, LITTLE FELLA. HOW'RE YOU DOIN' ? 709 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:59,637 WHILE THEY'RE WARMING UP THE BRAIN SUCKER FOR YOU, I BROUGHT YOU A SANDWICH. 710 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,640 I CUT OFF THE CRUSTS FOR YOU. THERE YOU GO. 711 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,643 OH, GEE, THAT'S NICE. THANKS. 712 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,145 ANYTHING FOR A CELEBRITY. [ Laughing ] 713 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:12,149 OH, HEY, DO YOU LIKE JALAPENOS ? SURE. 714 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:16,654 OKAY ! ## JALAPENOS JALAPENOS ## 715 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,659 - [ Sighs ] - HEY, MOPEY ! 716 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,662 [ Screams ] 717 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,164 W-WHO SAID THAT ? I DID. 718 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,166 BUT YOU'RE JUST A SANDWICH. 719 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:33,671 NAH, I'M JUST CHANNELING MY VOICE THROUGH THIS SANDWICH TO DELIVER THIS MESSAGE. 720 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,673 GREAT ! WHAT'S THE MESSAGE ? 721 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,176 AHEM. WE ARRIVE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. 722 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:42,680 REALLY ? DO ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE SANDWICHES ? 723 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,682 FORGET ABOUT THE SANDWICH. ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 724 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,184 ## JALAPENOS, JALAPENOS ## 725 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:49,687 ## GETTIN' MY FRIEND SOME JALAPENOS #### 726 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,690 [ Sandwich ] HERE'S THE PLAN. WE'RE LANDING AT YOUR HOUSE. WHAT ? 727 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,693 NO, NO, WAIT. THOSE GUYS KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 728 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,695 THEY'RE NOT THE BEST EXAMPLES OF EARTHLINGS. 729 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,698 OH, GOSH. WHERE ELSE CAN WE LAND ? 730 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,700 UM, LET'S SEE. UH-- 731 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,203 I KNOW ! AT THE BEACH. GO TO CAPE DOOM. LOOK FOR THE LIGHTHOUSE. 732 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,708 [ Sandwich ] THE LIGHTHOUSE AT CAPE DOOM IT IS. BOY, I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 733 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,711 OH, THIS IS GREAT. BUT HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE ? 734 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:17,214 I'M JUST A SANDWICH. SOME THINGS YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT FOR YOURSELF. 735 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,218 OH, BY THE WAY, GO AHEAD AND EAT ME NOW. 736 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,722 YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE ENERGY. 737 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,727 WON'T THAT HURT ? NO, IT'S FINE. I'M GOIN' AWAY NOW. 738 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,229 OH. WELL-- 739 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:35,733 CAPE DOOM, RIGHT ? YES, YES. CAPE DOOM. 740 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,736 ARE YOU THERE ? 741 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,738 HELLO ? HELLO ? 742 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,740 HUH. WELL-- 743 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,242 [ Cell Door Opens ] 744 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,244 AAH ! 745 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,252 WOW ! JUST A LITTLE FURTHER UP, FOZZIE. 746 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:57,254 STOP, FOZZIE. STOP HERE, FOZZIE. THAT'S IT. 747 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,257 OH ! OH ! SORRY.