1 00:00:14,072 --> 00:00:17,075 #### [ Whistling ] 2 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,083 #### [ Scatting ] 3 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:04,623 #### [ Scatting Continues ] 4 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:43,662 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 5 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:47,165 ## GEE, IT'S GOOD TO BE TOGETHER AGAIN ## 6 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:52,671 ## I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE THAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN GONE ## 7 00:01:53,171 --> 00:01:57,175 ## IT'S NOT STARTING OVER IT'S JUST GOING ON ## 8 00:01:57,175 --> 00:01:59,678 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 9 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:05,183 ## NOW WE'RE HERE AND THERE'S NO NEED REMEMBERING WHEN ## 10 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:10,188 ## 'CAUSE NO FEELING FEELS LIKE THAT FEELING ## 11 00:02:10,188 --> 00:02:12,190 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 12 00:02:17,195 --> 00:02:18,697 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 13 00:02:19,197 --> 00:02:22,701 ## GEE, IT'S GOOD TO BE TOGETHER AGAIN ## 14 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:25,704 ## I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE THAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN GONE ## 15 00:02:25,704 --> 00:02:28,707 ## IT'S NOT STARTING OVER IT'S JUST GOING ON ## 16 00:02:28,707 --> 00:02:30,709 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## ## AGAIN ## 17 00:02:31,209 --> 00:02:34,212 ## NOW WE'RE HERE AND THERE'S NO NEED REMEMBERING WHEN ## 18 00:02:34,212 --> 00:02:38,216 ## 'CAUSE NO FEELING FEELS LIKE THAT FEELING ## 19 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:42,721 ## TOGETHER A-- TOGETHER A-- TOGETHER A-- ## 20 00:02:44,723 --> 00:02:49,227 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 21 00:02:49,227 --> 00:02:51,730 ## TOGETHER AGAIN #### 22 00:02:56,735 --> 00:03:00,238 [ Chattering ] 23 00:03:00,238 --> 00:03:03,241 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 24 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,243 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 25 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:07,746 THANK YOU. 26 00:03:07,746 --> 00:03:09,247 OOPS. 27 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,252 [ Cheering Continues ] 28 00:03:14,252 --> 00:03:17,756 THEY LIKE IT ! THEY LOVE IT ! 29 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:20,258 THEY'RE STILL APPLAUDING. KERMY, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND TAKE A BOW. 30 00:03:20,258 --> 00:03:22,260 YEAH. TAKE A BOW. 31 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:25,263 KERMIT ! KERMIT ! KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 32 00:03:25,263 --> 00:03:27,766 GO. [ Giggles ] 33 00:03:30,268 --> 00:03:31,770 YEAH. 34 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:36,274 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 35 00:03:36,274 --> 00:03:39,778 THANK YOU, UH-- I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT, UH-- 36 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:42,280 WELL, WE'RE REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED MANHATTAN MELODIES, 37 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:47,285 BECAUSE WE ALL WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE IT THE BEST SENIOR VARIETY SHOW EVER. 38 00:03:47,285 --> 00:03:50,288 HEY, KERMIT, NEXT TIME WE'LL SEE YOU ON BROADWAY ! 39 00:03:50,288 --> 00:03:54,292 [ Applause ] YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 40 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:59,798 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WHY DON'T WE TAKE MANHATTAN MELODIES TO NEW YORK ? 41 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:02,801 WHAT ? BROADWAY'D BE DYING TO GET A GREAT MUSICAL LIKE THIS. 42 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:05,303 BROADWAY ? 43 00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:08,306 WE'D JUST LIKE TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR HAVING SO MUCH FAITH IN US. 44 00:04:08,306 --> 00:04:10,809 IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT A FROG AND A BEAR AND A PIG... 45 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:15,814 AND A CHICKEN AND A WHATEVER EVEN GET ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE. 46 00:04:15,814 --> 00:04:19,317 WE'RE ALL SO PROUD TO BE GRADUATING NOW, SOME WITH HONORS-- 47 00:04:19,818 --> 00:04:21,319 [ Screaming ] 48 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:25,323 WOMAN ! WOMAN ! WOMAN ! WOMAN ! WOMAN ! 49 00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:27,325 WOMAN ! 50 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:33,331 SOME WITH THE HELP OF DAILY PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING. 51 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,836 ANYWAY, ANYWAY, THANK YOU AGAIN. 52 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:42,340 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, GUYS. THANK YOU. YEAH. THANK YOU. 53 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:46,845 BROADWAY ? YEAH ! YEAH ! YEAH ! 54 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:49,848 BUT THIS SHOW'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR BROADWAY. 55 00:04:49,848 --> 00:04:53,852 THE SCRIPT NEEDS WORK. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 56 00:04:53,852 --> 00:04:55,854 NO ! NO ! NO ! 57 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:59,858 KERMY, KERMY. REMEMBER YOU SAID WE COULD NOT GET MARRIED UNTIL WE HAD ENOUGH MONEY ? 58 00:05:00,358 --> 00:05:04,362 YEAH. WELL, WE'D HAVE ENOUGH IF WE HAD A HIT ON BROADWAY. 59 00:05:04,362 --> 00:05:06,364 THAT'S RIGHT. YES, YES. 60 00:05:06,364 --> 00:05:08,366 BROADWAY OF WHAT CITY ? 61 00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:10,869 AW, COME ON. COME ON. 62 00:05:11,369 --> 00:05:14,873 EVEN IF THE SHOW WAS GOOD ENOUGH, WE'RE JUST GRADUATING. 63 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:16,875 WHAT ABOUT OUR FUTURE PLANS ? 64 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:20,879 WELL, THIS COULD BE OUR FUTURE. YEAH ! YEAH ! 65 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:24,382 IF WE DON'T DO IT, WE JUST SAY GOOD-BYE TO EACH OTHER. 66 00:05:24,382 --> 00:05:29,387 OH. BROADWAY ! BROADWAY, BROADWAY ! 67 00:05:29,387 --> 00:05:33,391 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR ? LET'S GO TO BROADWAY ! 68 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:37,395 YEAH ! YEAH ! BROADWAY ! 69 00:05:39,898 --> 00:05:43,401 NEW YORK ! LOOK AT EVERYTHING THERE ! 70 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:47,405 WE MADE IT, GUYS. WE'RE REALLY HERE. 71 00:05:47,405 --> 00:05:49,908 [ Chattering ] WHAT A GREAT-LOOKING PLACE. 72 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,910 IT'S FILLED WITH NEW YORKERS. LOOK AT 'EM ALL. 73 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:55,914 WOWEE ! LOOK HOW GORGEOUS EVERYTHING IS. OHH. 74 00:05:55,914 --> 00:05:58,917 WE BETTER DUMP OUR STUFF AND FIND A PLACE TO STAY. 75 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:01,419 [ Chattering ] 76 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,923 YEAH. YEAH. 77 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:09,427 OKAY, SCOOTER, BREAK OUT THE QUARTERS. YES, SIR. 78 00:06:09,427 --> 00:06:14,933 YOU ALL RIGHT DOWN THERE ? HOW ABOUT UP THERE ? [ Chattering ] 79 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,936 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS ? WHAT ? 80 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:19,938 I SAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ? OH, IT'S GREAT. 81 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:21,940 MUCH BETTER THAN THAT CEMENT MIXER I USED TO LIVE IN. 82 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:24,943 I'LL TRADE WITH ANYONE THAT HAS A JACUZZI. 83 00:06:24,943 --> 00:06:27,445 COME ON. IT'S JUST FOR ONE DAY. 84 00:06:27,445 --> 00:06:29,948 WE'LL ALL BE ON BROADWAY TOMORROW. YEAH. 85 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,962 WE'D LIKE TO SEE MR. PRICE. [ Woman ] DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT ? 86 00:06:44,462 --> 00:06:45,964 NO, BUT WE SAW HIS NAME IN THE PAPER. 87 00:06:46,464 --> 00:06:50,468 WE'VE GOT THIS SHOW CALLED MANHATTAN MELODIES HE'S GONNA WANT TO PRODUCE ON BROADWAY. 88 00:06:50,468 --> 00:06:52,971 IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE OF KIDS THAT COME TO NEW YORK CITY TO GET MARRIED. 89 00:06:52,971 --> 00:06:56,474 IT HAS A WONDERFUL OPENING NUMBER. IT GOES LIKE THIS. 90 00:06:56,474 --> 00:06:58,977 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. #### [ Humming ] 91 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:01,479 [ Man On Intercom ] WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ? 92 00:07:01,479 --> 00:07:04,482 JUST A FROG WITH A MUSICAL, MR. PRICE. 93 00:07:04,983 --> 00:07:06,484 MUSICAL ? SEND HIM IN. 94 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:08,987 [ Chattering ] 95 00:07:10,488 --> 00:07:15,493 NET. I'M TALKING NET. YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING WITH GROSS. 96 00:07:15,994 --> 00:07:19,998 NICE UPHOLSTERY. HOLD IT A MINUTE. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 97 00:07:19,998 --> 00:07:22,500 MR. PRICE, I'M KERMIT, AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. 98 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,502 WE'VE GOT A SHOW CALLED MANHATTAN MELODIES... 99 00:07:24,502 --> 00:07:27,005 WE THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO PRODUCE ON BROADWAY. 100 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:29,507 IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE OF KIDS THAT COME TO NEW YORK CITY TO GET MARRIED. 101 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:33,011 IT OPENS WITH A GREAT NUMBER THAT GOES LIKE THIS. 102 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:35,013 ## LOOK AT ME HERE I AM-- ## 103 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:38,516 FROG. FROG. NO SINGING, OKAY ? 104 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:42,020 GIVE ME THE GENERAL IDEA. IT'S ALL ABOUT LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. 105 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:46,024 BIG CITY, HUH ? COPS ? SHOOTINGS ? CAR CHASES ? THAT KIND OF THING ? 106 00:07:46,024 --> 00:07:50,528 [ Kermit ] NO SHOOTING STUFF. IT'S MORE LIKE SONGS AND DANCES. 107 00:07:50,528 --> 00:07:54,032 SONGSANDDANCES ? MM-HMM. 108 00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:56,534 THAT MIGHT BE INTERESTING. 109 00:07:56,534 --> 00:08:00,038 NOBODY CARES ABOUT SHOOTINGS ANYWAY. 110 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:02,040 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ? BIG-NAME STARS ? 111 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,043 WELL, WE'RE GONNA BE THE STARS. 112 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:07,045 THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. 113 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:10,048 - YOU BE THE STARS. - UH-HUH. 114 00:08:10,048 --> 00:08:12,550 SONGS, DANCES, SHOOTINGS. 115 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:13,551 UH-UH. UH-UH. 116 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:16,554 NO. NO SHOOTINGS. UH-UH. 117 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:19,057 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I SMELL SOMETHING. 118 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:24,562 [ Sniffing ] WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS BLAME DOGS ? 119 00:08:24,562 --> 00:08:26,064 WHAT I SMELL IS A HIT. A WHAT ? 120 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:28,566 - A HIT. - YOU MEAN-- 121 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:31,569 ABSOLUTELY. I'D BE PROUD TO PRODUCE YOUR SHOW. 122 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:34,072 FELLAS, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON BROADWAY. 123 00:08:34,072 --> 00:08:37,575 OH, OH, OH. KERMIT, WE DID IT ! 124 00:08:37,575 --> 00:08:39,077 WE DID IT ! 125 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:43,081 THANKS A LOT, MR. PRICE. I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU TO READ THE SCRIPT. 126 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:45,583 THERE'S STILL SOMETHING MISSING. NO, FROG, FROG. 127 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:49,587 WE FIX ALL THOSE THINGS IN THE PREVIEWS. I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO. 128 00:08:49,587 --> 00:08:55,093 I'VE GOTTA CALL THE PAPERS, RENT A THEATER, AND ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS $300. 129 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:58,596 - THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS ? - YEAH. APIECE. 130 00:08:58,596 --> 00:09:01,599 APIECE ? TODAY. YEAH. 131 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,602 WHAT ? 132 00:09:04,602 --> 00:09:07,105 [ Kermit Whimpers ] 133 00:09:07,605 --> 00:09:10,608 LOOK, FELLAS, THAT'S STANDARD BROADWAY PROCEDURE. 134 00:09:10,608 --> 00:09:13,111 YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY, AND WE START THE REHEARSALS TOMORROW. 135 00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:16,114 BUT WE DON'T HAVE-- I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT. 136 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:18,116 YEAH, NOW I SMELL SOMETHING. 137 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,618 FELLAS-- [ Woman ] MR. PRICE. 138 00:09:21,119 --> 00:09:25,623 THERE ARE TWO POLICE OFFICERS OUTSIDE. THEY'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU. 139 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:30,128 THAT'S HIM. THAT'S MURRAY PLOTSKY. 140 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,130 I GAVE HIM MY LIFE SAVINGS. 141 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:35,133 MURRAY ? I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS MARTIN. 142 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:39,137 LET'S GO, MURRAY. YOU'VE PULLED YOUR LAST CON JOB. 143 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:41,639 I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 144 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:45,643 [ Squawking ] GET BACK OR THE CHICKEN GETS IT. 145 00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:49,647 - THAT'S A THREAT ? - PLEASE DON'T HURT HER ! TAKE ME ! 146 00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:51,649 WHATEVER YOU SAY, PAL ! 147 00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:55,153 GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR. MOVE ! 148 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:57,655 LET GO ! LET GO OF MY NOSE ! 149 00:09:57,655 --> 00:10:01,159 WATCH IT ! YOU TOO ! 150 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:02,660 BAD MAN ! 151 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:05,663 EASY ! 152 00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:09,167 BAD MAN ! [ Screams ] 153 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:13,171 WHOO ! [ Squawking ] 154 00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:15,173 OHHH ! 155 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:17,675 GET THIS OFF ! 156 00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:21,179 OH ! 157 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:24,182 BACK ! 158 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:36,194 [ Screaming ] 159 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:40,698 GET THIS CHICKEN OFF MY EAR ! GET IT OFF MY EAR ! 160 00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:43,701 GET IT OFF ! OH ! 161 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,703 [ Screaming ] GET IT OFF ! 162 00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:47,705 [ Chattering ] 163 00:10:47,705 --> 00:10:51,709 GET IT OFF MY EAR ! 164 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:56,714 [ Screaming ] BAD MAN ! BAD MAN ! 165 00:10:56,714 --> 00:10:59,717 WAY TO GO, EVERYBODY. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU ? 166 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:02,720 MURRAY ? ANIMALS ! YOU'RE CRAZY-- ALL OF YOU ! 167 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,722 I WANT MY MONEY BACK ! 168 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:08,226 GONZO, ARE YOU OKAY ? 169 00:11:09,727 --> 00:11:12,230 I JUST SAW MY WHOLE LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY NOSE. 170 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:16,234 [ Gasping ] CAMILLA ! SHE'S HYPERVENTILATING ! 171 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:20,238 SHE NEEDS MOUTH-TO-BEAK RESUSCITATION ! 172 00:11:20,238 --> 00:11:23,741 KERMIT, HE NEVER WANTED OUR SHOW. HE JUST WANTED OUR MONEY. 173 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:26,244 YEAH. GONZO, IS CAMILLA ALL RIGHT ? 174 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,246 YEAH, BUT I THINK WE'RE ENGAGED. 175 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:31,249 COME ON, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GONNA GET THIS SHOW ON BROADWAY ! 176 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:34,002 RIGHT ! YEAH, LET'S GO, GUYS ! 177 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,754 #### [ Rock ] 178 00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:46,264 #### 179 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:49,767 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## 180 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:52,770 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## 181 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:55,773 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## 182 00:11:56,274 --> 00:11:57,775 ## NO, NO, NO ## 183 00:11:58,276 --> 00:12:02,780 #### 184 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:06,284 ## WHENEVER THERE'S A DREAM WORTH A-DREAMIN' ## ## DREAMIN' ## 185 00:12:06,284 --> 00:12:08,786 ## YOU WANNA SEE THAT DREAM COME TRUE ## ## DREAM COME TRUE ## 186 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,789 ## THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF PEOPLE TALKIN'-- SAY FORGET ALL ABOUT IT ## 187 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,791 ## SAYIN' IT ISN'T WORTH THE TROUBLE ## 188 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,295 ## ALL THE TROUBLE THAT YOU'RE GOIN' THROUGH ## 189 00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,797 ## IT AIN'T WORTH IT, NO ## ## WHAT CAN YOU DO ## 190 00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:22,800 - ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## -## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO ## 191 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,803 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## ## NO, NO, NO, NO ## 192 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:29,807 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER NO, NO, NO ## 193 00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:32,810 ## NO-NO-NO NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO ## 194 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:35,813 ## NO-NO-NO NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO ## 195 00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:38,816 ## WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN THE TIMES GET TOUGH ## 196 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,819 ## AND THE WORLD'S TREATIN' YOU UNKIND ## 197 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,323 ## YOU GOTTA HANG ON TO YOUR OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK ## 198 00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:48,326 ## AND KEEP POSSESSION OF YOUR POSITIVE STATE OF MIND ## 199 00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:52,330 ## STATE OF MIND, STATE OF MIND, STATE OF MIND STATE-- STATE OF MIND ## 200 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:55,833 - ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## - ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO ## 201 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,836 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ## ## NO, NO, NO, NO ## 202 00:12:58,836 --> 00:13:02,340 ## YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER NO, NO, NO ## 203 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,842 ## NO-NO-NO NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO ## 204 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:08,346 ## NO, NO, NO ## ## NO-NO-NO NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO ## 205 00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:11,849 ## NO, NO, NO ## ## NO-NO-NO NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO ## 206 00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:14,352 ## NO, NO, NO #### 207 00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:33,871 THIS IS TURNIN' OUT TO BE A LITTLE TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT. 208 00:13:33,871 --> 00:13:38,376 KERMIT, I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS. I DON'T TAKE REJECTION WELL. 209 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:42,380 MAYBE WE COULD SELL THE SHOW IF YOU WROTE IN SPECIAL EFFECTS, LIKE EXPLODING SOCKS. 210 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,883 OH, GONZO, LIKE THAT'S A REALLY LAME IDEA. 211 00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:48,386 OH, YEAH ? HEY, MAN, STOP YELLIN' AT HER. 212 00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:50,388 HE WASN'T YELLING. YES, I WAS. 213 00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:53,891 OH, GONZO, DON'T MAKE TROUBLE. FIGHT ! FIGHT ! 214 00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:55,893 [ Muttering ] 215 00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:58,396 KERMIT, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE THE SCRIPT ? 216 00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,398 KERMIT, WHAT SHOULD WE DO ? 217 00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:05,403 I DON'T KNOW ! HOW SHOULD I KNOW ? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ? 218 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:07,405 CAN'T YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES ? 219 00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:10,408 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT. WE FAILED, OKAY ? 220 00:14:10,908 --> 00:14:13,911 WE TRIED AND WE FAILED. 221 00:14:13,911 --> 00:14:16,414 SCOOTER, HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE LEFT ? 222 00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:18,916 ENOUGH FOR TWO NIGHTS UNLESS WE FIND CHEAPER LOCKERS. 223 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:23,421 WELL, WE HAVE TO EAT. 224 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:26,674 WHY START NOW ? GONZO ! 225 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,428 GANGWAY ! COMIN' THROUGH. 226 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:33,431 HEY, WATCH IT, WILL YA ? 227 00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:35,433 HEY, THAT WAITER'S A RAT ! 228 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:40,938 I'M GLAD WE GOT NO MONEY. NOW I GOT NO APPETITE. 229 00:14:40,938 --> 00:14:43,941 THERE YOU GO. ONE CHEESEBURGER PLATTER. 230 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,944 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK ? GLASS OF MILK. 231 00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:50,448 I WOULD LIKE MEAT IN HERE. 232 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,451 PICKY ! HEY, PETE, WHERE'S THE BEEF ? 233 00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:56,454 IT'S COMING ! GOT TWO HANDS ONLY ! 234 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:57,955 [ Sighing ] 235 00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:01,459 OKAY. WHAT'LL YOU HAVE ? 236 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:03,961 THE NUMBER FOR THE BOARD OF HEALTH. 237 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:06,964 THAT DOES IT ! ANOTHER RAT CRACK ? 238 00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:11,469 I GOT FEELINGS TOO. DO YOU THINK I'M DOIN' THIS AS A HOBBY ? 239 00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:13,971 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I MAKE ? 240 00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:17,475 NOTHING ! NOTHING ! I LIVE ON TIPS ! 241 00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:22,480 I WORK HARD ! I TRY TO GET TIPS TO FEED MY FAMILY AND MY MOTHER. 242 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,983 [ Sniffs ] IT JUST ISN'T FAIR ! 243 00:15:25,983 --> 00:15:28,986 [ Whimpering ] WE UNDERSTAND. 244 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:31,989 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY EITHER. 245 00:15:31,989 --> 00:15:34,492 SORRY. NOT MY TABLE. 246 00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:36,994 WHAT A RAT ! 247 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:40,998 UH, I'LL GET US SOMETHING TO EAT. 248 00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:43,501 IS PATTY COMING. IS COW JUICE COMING. 249 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,503 RIZZO, WHERE JENNY ? 250 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,506 MAY I SEE A MENU, PLEASE ? 251 00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:53,010 SPECIAL TODAY. YANKEE BEAN SOUP, WITH SPOON. 252 00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:57,515 SORRY I'M LATE, POP. HI, FRAN. HOW ARE YA ? 253 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,517 IT WENT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. 254 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:04,021 YOU WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME. I DID GREAT ! 255 00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:08,025 IT WAS ALL ESSAY QUESTIONS. NO SWEAT. I KNOW I PASSED. 256 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:12,029 JENNY, THAT'S VERY GOOD. IS COW JUICE AND PATTY FOR LADY. 257 00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:14,532 - RIZZO, I'M BACK. - IT'S ABOUT TIME. 258 00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:18,536 I CAN'T HANDLE EVERYBODY. TAKE THE WEIRDOS AT TABLE FOUR. 259 00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:22,039 WHICH ONE IS TABLE FOUR ? 260 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:26,544 I WONDER IF KERMY MEANT IT. I MEAN, ABOUT FAILING. 261 00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:29,547 THOSE PRODUCERS LOOKED AT US LIKE WE WERE FROM OUTER SPACE. 262 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:33,551 WHAT ? WHAT ? NO, MAN. GO BACK TO SLEEP. 263 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:36,554 NOBODY'S LANDED. AH, OH. 264 00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:39,557 WE'LL TAKE 11 BOWLS, PLEASE. OKEYDOKEY. 265 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,559 JUST ONE THING. 266 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:45,563 WE'VE GOT THIS SHOW THAT'S GONNA BE A BIG HIT ON BROADWAY, 267 00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:47,565 BUT, UH, WELL, UH, 268 00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:49,567 UH, 269 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,069 RIGHT NOW WE'RE ALL BROKE. 270 00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:56,073 [ Jenny ] YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ? NOT REALLY. NO. 271 00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:59,577 WE'D WORK IT OFF. WE PROMISE. 272 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:02,079 [ Woman ] WAITRESS ! COMING. 273 00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:06,083 HEY, I TELL YOU WHAT IS. 274 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,085 BIG CITY. HMM ? 275 00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:10,087 LIVE. WORK. HUH ? 276 00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:13,591 BUT, NOT CITY OPEN. 277 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,593 ONLY PEOPLES. 278 00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:18,596 PEOPLES IS PEOPLES. NO IS BUILDINGS. 279 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:22,600 IS TOMATOES, UH ? IS PEOPLES. 280 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,103 IS DANCING. IS MUSIC. IS POTATOES. 281 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:32,109 SO, PEOPLES IS PEOPLES, OKAY ? 282 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,613 YEAH. 283 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:39,116 THANKS. THAT HELPED A LOT. 284 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,122 WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 285 00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,625 HUH ? OH, UH, WELL-- 286 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,627 AREN'T YOU GONNA WAIT FOR YOUR SOUP ? 287 00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:52,630 BUT I TOLD YOU. WE DON'T HAVE-- 288 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,132 I KNOW, BUT I KNOW MY POP. 289 00:17:55,132 --> 00:17:59,637 WHEN HE FIRST STARTED OUT IN THIS CITY, HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING EITHER. 290 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:02,640 I BET HE'S BACK THERE GETTING SOUP BOWLS FOR EVERYBODY. 291 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,642 REALLY ? WITH SOUP IN THEM ? 292 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,144 UH-HUH. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 293 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:10,147 I HAD A TEST TODAY. I CAME IN LATE. 294 00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:12,650 YEAH. I HEARD YOU PASSED THE TEST. 295 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,652 I HOPE I PASSED IT. 296 00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:17,655 IT'S FOR ACCEPTANCE INTO A FASHION DESIGN COLLEGE. 297 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:21,158 OH, YEAH ? WE JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE. 298 00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:23,661 REALLY ? YEAH. 299 00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:26,664 - MY NAME'S JENNY. - HI. I'M KERMIT. 300 00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:30,668 - HI, KERMIT. NICE TO MEET YOU. - I'M A FROG. 301 00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:33,170 [ Chattering ] 302 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,673 [ Chattering ] 303 00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:38,175 NO, NO, IT-- 304 00:18:38,175 --> 00:18:42,179 LISTEN, I'M SAYING MAYBE IT'S TIME WE WENT OUT ON OUR OWN. 305 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:46,183 YOU MEAN, ON OUR OWN ALONE ? WITHOUT EVEN EACH OTHER ? 306 00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:50,187 THE FROG'S RIGHT. WE DO DEPEND ON HIM TOO MUCH. 307 00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:52,690 LIKE HE FEELS TOO RESPONSIBLE FOR US. 308 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,192 HE'D BE BETTER OFF IF WE LEFT TOWN. 309 00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:57,695 I CAN'T LEAVE KERMIT. WE'RE STILL PINNED. 310 00:18:58,195 --> 00:19:00,197 [ Muttering ] MAYBE-- 311 00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:02,199 OH-- UH-- 312 00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,202 I'M SORRY I BLEW UP OUTSIDE. 313 00:19:05,202 --> 00:19:08,706 BUT GUESS WHAT. PETE'S COOKING UP SOME SOUP FOR US. 314 00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,207 OH. MM-HMM. 315 00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:16,213 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG ? 316 00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:18,215 IT'S JUST-- 317 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:21,218 WE'VE HAD SOME JOB OFFERS, RIGHT ? 318 00:19:21,218 --> 00:19:24,722 - YEAH ! RIGHT ! - JOB OFFERS ! - YEAH ! YEAH ! 319 00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,724 THAT'S GREAT. 320 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:29,727 THESE JOB OFFERS ARE... 321 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,229 KINDA OUT OF TOWN, RIGHT ? 322 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:36,233 -YEAH, YEAH. -THEY'RE OUT-OF-TOWN JOB OFFERS. 323 00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,736 WHAT JOB DID I GET ? GONZO ! 324 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:42,239 PIGGY, ARE YOU GOING TOO ? 325 00:19:42,239 --> 00:19:44,241 WELL, KERMY, I-- 326 00:19:45,743 --> 00:19:48,746 [ Crying ] 327 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,749 WE GO BYE-BYE ? 328 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:55,753 KERMIT, WE'LL WRITE TO YOU AND LET YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 329 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:59,256 YEAH, AND, KERMIT, WE STILL BELIEVE IN THE SHOW. 330 00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:02,259 YEAH, YEAH. 331 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,600 BOARD ! 332 00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,609 ## SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 333 00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:21,612 ## GOING AWAY ## 334 00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:23,614 ## SEEMS LIKE GOOD-BYE'S ## 335 00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:27,118 ## ## SUCH A HARD THING TO SAY 336 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,620 ## TOUCHING A HAND ## 337 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,123 ## WONDERING WHY ## 338 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:38,129 [ Both ] ## IT'S TIME FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 339 00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:43,134 GOOD-BYE, KERMY ! 340 00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,136 PIG ? KERMY ! 341 00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:49,140 GOOD-BYE ! GOOD-BYE ! 342 00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:02,653 ## SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 343 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:05,656 ## WHY IS IT SAD ## 344 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:08,159 ## MAKES US REMEMBER ## 345 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:11,162 ## ## THE GOOD TIMES WE'VE HAD 346 00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:13,664 ## MUCH MORE TO SAY ## 347 00:21:13,664 --> 00:21:16,667 ## FOOLISH TO TRY ## 348 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,669 ## IT'S TIME ## 349 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:21,672 ## FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 350 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:27,678 ## DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ## 351 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:30,681 ## BUT WE BOTH KNOW ## 352 00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:34,685 ? ## SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO GO ? 353 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,689 ## SOMEHOW I KNOW ## 354 00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:41,692 ## WE'LL MEET AGAIN ## 355 00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:43,694 ## NOT SURE QUITE WHERE ## 356 00:21:43,694 --> 00:21:46,697 ## AND I DON'T KNOW JUST WHEN ## 357 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:49,700 ## YOU'RE IN MY HEART ## 358 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:52,203 ## SO UNTIL THEN ## 359 00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:57,708 ## IT'S TIME FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 360 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,722 ## SOMEHOW I KNOW ## 361 00:22:11,722 --> 00:22:14,225 ## WE'LL MEET AGAIN ## 362 00:22:14,225 --> 00:22:16,227 ## NOT SURE QUITE WHERE ## 363 00:22:16,227 --> 00:22:20,231 ## AND I DON'T KNOW JUST WHEN ## 364 00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:22,733 ## YOU'RE IN MY HEART ## 365 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,736 ## SO UNTIL THEN ## 366 00:22:26,237 --> 00:22:28,239 ## WANNA SMILE ## 367 00:22:28,739 --> 00:22:31,242 ## WANNA CRY ## 368 00:22:31,242 --> 00:22:35,746 ## SAYING GOOD-BYE ## [ Group ] ## LA-LA-LA-LA ## 369 00:22:35,746 --> 00:22:38,249 ## LA-LA-LA-LA ## 370 00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:40,251 ## IT'S TIME ## 371 00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:43,754 ## FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 372 00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:46,757 ## LA-LA-LA-LA ## 373 00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:49,760 ## LA-LA-LA-LA ## 374 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,763 ## LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ## 375 00:22:52,763 --> 00:22:56,767 ## LA-LA #### 376 00:23:01,272 --> 00:23:03,274 [ Horn Honks ] 377 00:23:03,774 --> 00:23:06,777 [ Siren Wailing ] 378 00:23:50,821 --> 00:23:53,824 LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE. 379 00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:58,829 LOTS OF PEOPLE. 380 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:02,333 BUT MY FRIENDS-- 381 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,336 MY FRIENDS ARE ALL GONE. 382 00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,342 I'M GONNA GET 'EM BACK. 383 00:24:12,343 --> 00:24:14,345 I'M GONNA GET 'EM BACK ! 384 00:24:14,345 --> 00:24:18,349 'CAUSE THE SHOW'S NOT DEAD AS LONG AS I BELIEVE IN IT. 385 00:24:18,849 --> 00:24:21,352 I'M GONNA SELL THAT SHOW. 386 00:24:21,352 --> 00:24:24,855 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE ON BROADWAY ! 387 00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:26,857 YOU HEAR ME, NEW YORK ? 388 00:24:26,857 --> 00:24:28,859 WE'RE GONNA BE ON BROADWAY ! 389 00:24:28,859 --> 00:24:31,862 BECAUSE-- BECAUSE I'M NOT GIVIN' UP ! 390 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:35,366 I'M STILL HERE AND I'M STAYIN' ! YOU HEAR THAT, NEW YORK ? 391 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,369 I'M STAYIN' HERE ! 392 00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:40,371 THE FROG IS STAYIN' ! 393 00:24:47,878 --> 00:24:49,880 HI, JENNY. KERMIT. HI ! 394 00:24:50,381 --> 00:24:53,884 RIZZO, IS BAGEL READY ! IS HOMINY GRITS READY ! EXCUSE ME, PETE. 395 00:24:54,385 --> 00:24:57,888 WHAT IS ? I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME WORK HERE. 396 00:24:57,888 --> 00:25:01,392 RIZZO, IS READY ! PART-TIME SO I COULD KEEP WORKING ON THE SHOW. 397 00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:03,394 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ? 398 00:25:03,394 --> 00:25:05,896 IS GRITS. HOMINY GRITS. 399 00:25:06,397 --> 00:25:09,400 HOW SHOULD I KNOW HOW MANY ? COUNT 'EM YOURSELF ! HA-HA. 400 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,902 WHAT ? UH, LISTEN-- 401 00:25:11,902 --> 00:25:15,906 WAIT ! WAIT ! WHAT IS ? IS ALL MORNING LIKE THIS. 402 00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:19,410 YOU COMPLAIN. YOU SLOW. YOU NO TAKE ORDERS. 403 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:23,414 YOU LAZY RAT YOU ! LAZY RAT ? OKAY ! HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 404 00:25:23,414 --> 00:25:25,916 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS ABUSE ! 405 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:29,420 I QUIT ! HUH ! QUIT ? YOU NO CAN QUIT ! 406 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,422 IS BREAKFAST CROWD ! ALL RIGHT ! 407 00:25:31,922 --> 00:25:34,925 DON'T BEG. I'LL STAY. BUT I NEED SOME HELP. 408 00:25:35,426 --> 00:25:37,428 OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS IT. DON'T BLOW IT. 409 00:25:37,428 --> 00:25:39,430 PETE, MEET YOUR NEW EMPLOYEES. 410 00:25:39,430 --> 00:25:42,433 SAY HELLO TO TATOOEY, YO ! 411 00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:44,435 MASTERSON, HELLO. 412 00:25:44,435 --> 00:25:46,437 CHESTER... I FEEL TERRIBLE ! 413 00:25:46,937 --> 00:25:48,939 [ Sneezes ] AND YOLANDA ! 414 00:25:48,939 --> 00:25:52,443 WHAT A CRAZY BODY ! YEAH. 415 00:25:52,443 --> 00:25:55,946 PETE, ABOUT THAT JOB-- [ Clamoring ] 416 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:58,949 WAIT ! IS NO GOOD ! 417 00:25:58,949 --> 00:26:01,452 RATS WANT JOB ! FROG WANT JOB ! 418 00:26:01,452 --> 00:26:04,955 - WHAT NEXT ? PENGUINS ? - DO YOU HAVE JOBS AVAILABLE ? 419 00:26:04,955 --> 00:26:10,461 - NO ! - WELL, EXCUSE US FOR LIVING ! [ Cackling ] 420 00:26:10,461 --> 00:26:13,464 HEY, POP, EVERYBODY'S WAITING FOR THEIR FOOD. 421 00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:15,466 PETE, I CAN WORK NIGHTS. 422 00:26:15,466 --> 00:26:18,469 COME ON, PETE. GIVE THESE GUYS A BREAK, ALL RIGHT ? 423 00:26:18,469 --> 00:26:22,473 [ Clamoring ] HEY, I GO CRAZY ! 424 00:26:22,473 --> 00:26:25,476 OKAY, RATS, YOU GO TO WORK. YEA ! 425 00:26:25,476 --> 00:26:30,981 WAIT ! WAIT ! LISTEN. I TELL YOU WHAT IS. 426 00:26:30,981 --> 00:26:33,984 IS NO WORK, IS DANCING, 427 00:26:33,984 --> 00:26:36,487 IS CHEESE-- IS BIG SHOES ! 428 00:26:36,487 --> 00:26:38,989 OKAY ? 429 00:26:38,989 --> 00:26:40,991 [ Woman ] WAITRESS ! 430 00:26:40,991 --> 00:26:43,494 ALL RIGHT, RATS, GO TO WORK. YEA ! 431 00:26:43,494 --> 00:26:45,996 SO, LIKE, YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND ? 432 00:26:45,996 --> 00:26:47,998 PETE, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ? 433 00:26:47,998 --> 00:26:52,002 I'LL DO ANYTHING-- POP, WE COULD USE SOME HELP IN THE KITCHEN. 434 00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:54,004 UH, IS DISHES NEED WASHING. 435 00:26:54,505 --> 00:26:57,007 OH, THANKS, PETE ! THAT'S TERRIFIC ! OH, BOY ! 436 00:26:59,009 --> 00:27:02,513 THANKS A LOT, JENNY ! HEY, NO SWEAT. 437 00:27:02,513 --> 00:27:06,517 SO, WHERE ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS ? THEY HAD TO LEAVE. 438 00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:11,021 OH, EVEN YOUR PIG FRIEND ? YES, BUT I'M BRINGING HER BACK. 439 00:27:11,522 --> 00:27:14,024 I WROTE THE SHOW FOR THEM. WHEN I SELL IT, I CAN BRING THEM BACK. 440 00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:17,528 I'M STAYING AND I'M GETTING OUR SHOW ON BROADWAY. 441 00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:19,530 I REALLY ADMIRE THAT. 442 00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:22,032 I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TOO. 443 00:27:22,533 --> 00:27:24,034 I MEAN, IN FASHION. 444 00:27:24,535 --> 00:27:27,037 MAYBE YOUR FASHION DESIGNING CAN HELP ME NOW. 445 00:27:27,538 --> 00:27:29,540 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 446 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:34,044 I DID SOME READING LAST NIGHT ABOUT BROADWAY PRODUCERS AND INVESTORS AND AGENTS. 447 00:27:34,044 --> 00:27:37,047 NOW I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO SELL OUR SHOW. 448 00:27:37,047 --> 00:27:40,050 I CAN USE YOUR HELP 'CAUSE I HAVE A THREE-PART PLAN. 449 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:42,052 AND THE FIRST PART IS, 450 00:27:42,052 --> 00:27:46,056 IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM. 451 00:28:06,577 --> 00:28:08,579 [ Clears Throat ] 452 00:28:14,084 --> 00:28:16,587 HIYA, SWEETHEART ! I JUST FLEW IN FROM THE COAST. 453 00:28:16,587 --> 00:28:18,589 I LOVE YOUR HAIR ! DON'T EVER TOUCH IT ! 454 00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:23,093 LISTEN, I GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR TOP THEATER AGENT. 455 00:28:23,093 --> 00:28:25,095 LEONARD WINESOP ? 456 00:28:25,095 --> 00:28:28,098 YEAH, LENNIE, RIGHT. WHAT OFFICE IS HE IN, DOLL ? 457 00:28:28,098 --> 00:28:30,601 HE'S IN SUITE 1024. I'LL CALL AND SEE-- 458 00:28:30,601 --> 00:28:35,606 NO, NO, SWEETHEART. NO NEED FOR THAT, 'CAUSE LENNIE AND I GO WAY BACK ! 459 00:28:35,606 --> 00:28:38,108 I'M TALKIN' WAY BACK. THANKS, HONEY. 460 00:28:38,609 --> 00:28:40,611 FAR OUT ! RIGHT ON ! 461 00:28:45,115 --> 00:28:47,117 MR. WINESOP ? 462 00:28:47,117 --> 00:28:50,621 YEAH ? A FROG. 463 00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:52,623 WITH AN AFRO. [ Door Opens ] 464 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,125 HIYA, LENNIE, SWEETHEART, BABE ! I JUST FLEW IN FROM THE COAST. 465 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:57,628 HEY, I LOVE YOUR OFFICE. DON'T CHANGE A THING. 466 00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:00,631 MY PRIVATE PLANE'S DOUBLE-PARKED SO I GOTTA RUN. 467 00:29:00,631 --> 00:29:04,635 I GOT THIS BOFFO, SOCKO SCRIPT FOR A BROADWAY SLOT CALLED MANHATTAN MELODIES. 468 00:29:05,135 --> 00:29:06,637 IT'S TOTALLY TODAY YET TREMENDOUSLY TIMELESS. 469 00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:09,139 I'M GIVING YOU FIRST LOOK-SEE 'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE FAMILY. 470 00:29:09,139 --> 00:29:11,642 HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU ? OOP, I THINK I HEAR MY BEEPER. 471 00:29:11,642 --> 00:29:14,645 I GOTTA SPLIT. I'LL HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE. 472 00:29:14,645 --> 00:29:16,647 WE'LL SET A CONFERENCE CALL. 473 00:29:17,147 --> 00:29:19,149 REMEMBER, LENNIE. BOFFO, LENNIE. SOCKO, LENNIE. 474 00:29:19,149 --> 00:29:21,652 I'LL CALL YOU. WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. CIAO ! 475 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:29,159 [ Panting ] 476 00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:47,678 JENNY ! KERMIT ! 477 00:29:47,678 --> 00:29:50,681 HI, JENNY ! HI. HERE. HAVE A SEAT. 478 00:29:50,681 --> 00:29:52,683 WERE YOU A HIT ? THEY LOVED IT, RIGHT ? 479 00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:55,185 HOW'D THE COSTUME WORK ? THE COSTUME WAS GREAT. 480 00:29:55,185 --> 00:29:59,189 IT'S HARD TO TELL HOW IT WENT. THEY'RE PROBABLY READING THE SCRIPT RIGHT NOW. 481 00:30:13,203 --> 00:30:15,205 HEY, BABY. 482 00:30:15,205 --> 00:30:17,207 BABY ! 483 00:30:17,207 --> 00:30:19,710 WHERE YOU GOIN', SWEETHEART ? 484 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:22,212 HELLO. 485 00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:24,214 I SAID HELLO. 486 00:30:26,216 --> 00:30:28,719 FOR THE NEXT PART OF MY PLAN I HAVE TO LOOK OLDER, 487 00:30:28,719 --> 00:30:31,722 SO I'M GONNA GROW A MUSTACHE. OH. 488 00:30:31,722 --> 00:30:34,725 I THINK YOU'D LOOK CUTE WITH A MUSTACHE. YOU THINK SO ? 489 00:30:34,725 --> 00:30:37,227 MM-HMM. PIGGY SAID THAT TO ME ONCE TOO. 490 00:30:37,227 --> 00:30:40,230 SHE'S HOT ! HOT MAMA ! HEY, BABY ! 491 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,233 HOT STUFF ! LOOKIN' GOOD. 492 00:30:43,233 --> 00:30:46,236 PERFECT AND PRETTY. PRETTY AND PERFECT. 493 00:30:46,737 --> 00:30:50,240 HEY, BABY ! SWEET THING. SWEET THING. 494 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,745 SHE MUST BE REALLY TALENTED. YOU'RE TALENTED TOO. 495 00:30:55,245 --> 00:30:56,747 YOU MEAN IT ? OF COURSE. 496 00:30:57,247 --> 00:31:00,751 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE A FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER. 497 00:31:01,251 --> 00:31:04,254 KERMIT, THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 498 00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:06,256 COME ON, BABY. DON'T BE RUDE. 499 00:31:06,256 --> 00:31:08,759 [ Grunting ] 500 00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,761 COME HERE, MAMA. COME HERE. 501 00:31:10,761 --> 00:31:14,765 [ Straining, Screaming ] 502 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,769 [ Screaming Continues ] 503 00:31:20,771 --> 00:31:24,775 [ Banging ] WHAT WAS THAT ? 504 00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:29,279 OH, IT'S JUST NEW YORK. YEP. 505 00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:32,282 [ Screaming ] 506 00:31:32,282 --> 00:31:33,784 [ Gasps ] 507 00:31:36,286 --> 00:31:39,289 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MR. WRIGHTSON. 508 00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:44,795 I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU THAT IT IS NEITHER PRUDENT NOR WISE... 509 00:31:45,295 --> 00:31:49,299 TO BE A HALF HOUR LATE RETURNING FROM LUNCH, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB. 510 00:31:49,299 --> 00:31:53,303 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. EILEEN, SORRY I'M LATE. 511 00:31:53,303 --> 00:31:56,807 IT'S OKAY, PIGGY. EVERYTHING'S BEEN GOIN' WRONG LATELY. 512 00:31:56,807 --> 00:32:00,310 GET YOUR FRENCH PERFUME. QUELLE DIFFERENCE. 513 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:03,814 [ Growls ] SOMETHING WRONG ? CAN WE TALK ? 514 00:32:03,814 --> 00:32:06,316 NO ! I'LL BE FINE. JUSTBIEN. SORRY. 515 00:32:06,817 --> 00:32:10,821 GET YOURQUELLE DIFFERENCE. IT'S FRENCH. IT'S FEMININE. 516 00:32:10,821 --> 00:32:13,824 IT'LL HELP YOU GRAB ONE OF THOSE ROTTEN, STINKIN' MEN. 517 00:32:13,824 --> 00:32:16,326 QUELLE DIFFERENCE-- PIGGY, PLEASE ! 518 00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:20,330 YOU WERE FINE THIS MORNING. SOMETHING HAPPEN AT LUNCH ? 519 00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:25,335 MY FROG TURNED ON ME. I HAD SOME BAD TUNA MYSELF. 520 00:32:25,335 --> 00:32:27,337 I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR HIM THOUGH. 521 00:32:27,337 --> 00:32:30,340 EILEEN, DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY ? 522 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:35,846 OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOU'RE MORE THAN PRETTY. GORGEOUS ? 523 00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:39,349 DON'T PUSH IT, PIG. YOU'RE-- 524 00:32:39,349 --> 00:32:43,353 YOU'RE MORE THAN GORGEOUS. YOU'RE UNIQUE ! 525 00:32:43,353 --> 00:32:46,857 BUT YOU COULD USE A LITTLE ROUGE. HMM ? 526 00:32:46,857 --> 00:32:49,359 HAVE A SEAT. WHAT ARE YOU-- 527 00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:53,363 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ? WE'LL FIX YOU UP. MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR. 528 00:32:53,363 --> 00:32:55,365 HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT ? YES. 529 00:32:55,365 --> 00:32:58,869 CHEEKBONES. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED. YOUR FACE IS A LITTLE ROUND. 530 00:32:58,869 --> 00:33:00,871 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A COMPLETE MAKEUP JOB. 531 00:33:00,871 --> 00:33:03,874 THIS MORNING, I SAID, SHE NEEDS ROUGE. 532 00:33:03,874 --> 00:33:06,376 TURN YOUR FACE. EVER WEAR ROUGE ? YES. 533 00:33:06,376 --> 00:33:08,378 NOW YOU'RE GONNA REALLYWEAR ROUGE. 534 00:33:08,378 --> 00:33:12,382 KERMIT WON'T CARE. KERMIT, SHMERMIT. YOU LOOK GREAT ! 535 00:33:12,382 --> 00:33:15,886 IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES. YOU NEED EYEBROWS. 536 00:33:16,386 --> 00:33:19,389 PIGS DON'T HAVE EYEBROWS. THIS PIG IS GOING TO. 537 00:33:19,389 --> 00:33:22,392 AND SO IS THIS. [ Laughing ] WHY DID YOU DO THAT ? 538 00:33:22,392 --> 00:33:25,395 BOY, I THINK I OVERDID IT. LET ME SEE. 539 00:33:25,395 --> 00:33:28,398 [ Laughing ] YOU HAVE THEM TOO. I HAVE THEM TOO. 540 00:33:28,398 --> 00:33:30,400 DO SOME MORE. I'LL GIVE YOU DOE EYES. 541 00:33:30,901 --> 00:33:32,402 DOE EYES ? WHAT ARE DOE EYES ? 542 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:34,404 DOE EYES ARE WHAT BAMBI HAS. LET ME SEE. 543 00:33:34,905 --> 00:33:36,406 DOE EYES. DO SOME MORE. 544 00:33:36,907 --> 00:33:39,409 YOU NEED FRECKLES FOR CUTESY. 545 00:33:39,409 --> 00:33:42,913 OH, FRECKLES. CUTESY, CUTESY. I'LL BE CUTESY. 546 00:33:42,913 --> 00:33:45,415 [ Laughing ] 547 00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:47,417 YOU GOT IT TOO. LIPSTICK. 548 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,419 WHY DON'T YOU WEAR LIPSTICK ? 549 00:33:49,419 --> 00:33:51,922 PUCKER. PUCKER. MMM. 550 00:33:51,922 --> 00:33:55,926 YOU LOOK FABULOUS. A LITTLE MORE ON THE CHEEKS. 551 00:33:56,426 --> 00:33:57,928 A LITTLE MORE ON MY CHEEKS. AHH ! 552 00:33:57,928 --> 00:33:59,930 [ Miss Piggy ] AH-HOO-HOO ! 553 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:03,433 A POWDER PUFF FOR YOU AND A POWDER PUFF FOR ME. 554 00:34:03,433 --> 00:34:06,436 [ Both Laughing ] 555 00:34:06,436 --> 00:34:09,940 QUELLE DIFFERENCE. TRY THE NEWEST PERFUME FROM FRANCE. 556 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:11,942 YOU ARE FIRED. 557 00:34:13,443 --> 00:34:15,445 [ Screaming ] [ Laughing ] 558 00:34:17,948 --> 00:34:20,450 PETE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE RATS YOU HAD WORKING HERE ? 559 00:34:20,951 --> 00:34:24,454 CUSTOMER COMPLAINED. THEY NO LIKE RATS FOR WAITERS. 560 00:34:24,454 --> 00:34:27,457 IS OKAY. I MAKE THEM COOK. HEY, PETE. 561 00:34:27,457 --> 00:34:32,462 HERE YOU GO. TWO ZEROS ON A TRAMPOLINE WITH A SIDE OF JOAN OF ARC. 562 00:34:40,470 --> 00:34:41,972 YEAH ! 563 00:34:45,976 --> 00:34:47,978 HA, HA. OH, YEAH. 564 00:34:50,981 --> 00:34:53,483 ? ## BA-DUPE-DEEP-DO BE-DUDELLY DUPE, BA-DO-BA-BA ? 565 00:34:53,483 --> 00:34:56,486 ## DABA-DABA, DETTIO-DABA DOOBA-DOOAH ## 566 00:34:56,987 --> 00:34:59,489 ## BE-BOOP, BE-DOODELY-DOOP BE-BE-DEETIN-DE-DE ## 567 00:34:59,489 --> 00:35:01,491 ## DABA-DOOBY DABA-DOOBY, DA-BA ## 568 00:35:01,491 --> 00:35:03,994 ## BAH #### 569 00:35:04,995 --> 00:35:08,999 OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-- 570 00:35:09,499 --> 00:35:12,002 OH-OH-OH. HEY, HOW'S THE COFFEE ? 571 00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:14,504 UHH ! AHH ! UHH ! 572 00:35:14,504 --> 00:35:18,008 THE COFFEE'S FINE. COME ON IN. HA, HA, HA ! 573 00:35:19,009 --> 00:35:21,011 ## ## BE-DOOLIA, DE-BE-DEEP, BE-DE 574 00:35:21,511 --> 00:35:24,014 ## BEEP-BOOM-BOW, DO-DOOLIA-BEEP BEEP, DE-DE-DE, DEEP ## 575 00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:27,017 ## BOP-BOO-DOW, BA-DOOLIA DE-DEEP, DE-DOOLIA-DOOP ## 576 00:35:27,017 --> 00:35:29,519 ## BA-DO-BOP-BA, DABA-DABA DOLIA-DA-BA ## 577 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:32,522 ## DO-BE-DO-AH, DEEP-DOOP BADELIA-DOOP ## 578 00:35:32,522 --> 00:35:35,025 ## DEBE-DEETIN, DE-DE DABA-DOOBY, DABA-DOOBY ## 579 00:35:35,025 --> 00:35:37,027 ## DAT-DO-BOW, I SAID ## 580 00:35:37,027 --> 00:35:39,529 ## DO-BOW ## 581 00:35:39,529 --> 00:35:43,533 ## DOOPA, DOLIA-DOOPA DOOPA, DOOPA-DO-OW, YEAH #### YEOW ! 582 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:54,544 KERMIT, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START GROWING YOUR MUSTACHE ? 583 00:35:54,544 --> 00:35:58,048 I STOPPED SHAVING THREE DAYS AGO. DIDN'T YOU NOTICE ? 584 00:35:58,548 --> 00:36:02,052 OH. WELL-- 585 00:36:02,052 --> 00:36:04,554 NO ? 586 00:36:04,554 --> 00:36:06,556 IT'S SUBTLE. 587 00:36:06,556 --> 00:36:10,560 YEAH. I BET WE COULD HELP IT ALONG WITH MAKEUP. 588 00:36:11,061 --> 00:36:14,564 GOOD. I'M READY FOR THE SECOND PART OF MY PLAN. HEY, FROG. 589 00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:17,067 MAIL COME. GOT MAIL FOR YOU. 590 00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:20,070 YEAH, IT MUST BE FROM THE GANG. 591 00:36:21,071 --> 00:36:24,074 NOW, YOLANDA, CHOPPING IS AN ART. 592 00:36:24,074 --> 00:36:27,577 YOU GOTTA BE SMOOTH. 593 00:36:27,577 --> 00:36:29,579 [ Grunts ] [ Groans ] 594 00:36:29,696 --> 00:36:32,082 HEY, IT'S FROM SCOOTER. 595 00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,584 "DEAR KERMIT, HOW ARE YOU ?" 596 00:36:34,584 --> 00:36:38,088 [ Scooter's Voice ] "HAVE YOU SOLD THE SHOW YET ? HAVE YOU HEARD FROM THE GANG ? 597 00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:41,091 "I'M IN CLEVELAND. I HAVE THIS TERRIFIC JOB. 598 00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:44,594 "I'M MANAGING A HUGE MOVIE HOUSE. 599 00:36:44,594 --> 00:36:48,098 MAYBE NOT MANAGING, BUT I DO HAVE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITIES." 600 00:36:48,598 --> 00:36:50,100 HERE ARE YOUR GLASSES. SEATING TO THE LEFT. 601 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,103 HURRY UP, MOM. THANK YOU. 602 00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:55,105 [ Scooter's Voice ] "I'M MEETING INTERESTING PEOPLE." 603 00:36:55,105 --> 00:36:58,608 AH ! YOUR POPPIN' CORN IS 3-D ! 604 00:36:58,608 --> 00:37:03,113 AHA ! THE CORN IS POPPIN' IN YOUR FACE IN 3-D ! 605 00:37:03,113 --> 00:37:05,615 CHEF, THAT'S NOT HOW 3-D WORKS. 606 00:37:06,116 --> 00:37:10,120 OH, NEVER MIND. HERE'S YOUR TICKET. HA, HA, HA. 607 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:15,125 THANKS. SIR, YOUR 3-D GLASSES. SIR, YOUR GLASSES ! 608 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:18,628 WHOOPTI, DO, DO, DEE, DO. 609 00:37:22,632 --> 00:37:25,135 SIR, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR 3-D GLASSES ? 610 00:37:25,135 --> 00:37:29,139 OH, I DON'T NEED 'EM. I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE 97 TIMES. 611 00:37:29,139 --> 00:37:33,143 MY NAME IS LEW ZEALAND. I'M A BOOMERANG FISH THROWER. 612 00:37:33,143 --> 00:37:36,646 I THROW THE FISH AWAY AND THEY COME BACK TO ME. 613 00:37:36,646 --> 00:37:39,649 HA, HA, HA. HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART. 614 00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:42,152 [ Man ] THE FISH ! THEY'RE COMING FROM THE GAME ROOM ! 615 00:37:42,152 --> 00:37:45,155 [ Woman ] OH, NO ! THE KILLER FISH ARE ATTACKING ! [ Crashing ] 616 00:37:45,655 --> 00:37:48,658 [ Woman Screaming ] GO GET 'EM, GUYS ! HA, HA, HA. 617 00:37:48,658 --> 00:37:51,661 -[ Woman ] HELP ! HELP ! - YEAH ! HA, HA. 618 00:37:51,661 --> 00:37:53,663 [ Lew ] OH, HO-HO. 619 00:37:53,663 --> 00:37:55,665 [ Screaming ] 620 00:37:55,665 --> 00:37:57,667 OH, HA-HA. OOPS. 621 00:38:01,671 --> 00:38:06,626 [ Scooter's Voice ] "SO, LIFE IS GREAT HERE IN OHIO. LOVE, SCOOTER." 622 00:38:06,626 --> 00:38:09,128 [ Kermit's Voice ] HERE'S ONE FROM FOZZIE. 623 00:38:09,128 --> 00:38:12,131 "DEAR KERMIT, WACKA, WACKA, WACKA." 624 00:38:12,131 --> 00:38:14,634 [ Fozzie's Voice ] "BUT SERIOUSLY. I'M IN MAINE. 625 00:38:14,634 --> 00:38:17,637 "MY JOB DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO TERRIFIC. 626 00:38:17,637 --> 00:38:21,641 "SO I DECIDED TO HIBERNATE. AHH, BACK TO NATURE. 627 00:38:21,641 --> 00:38:24,143 "I LOVE IT OUT HERE IN THE WOODS. 628 00:38:24,143 --> 00:38:27,146 IT'S WHERE A BEAR SHOULD BE." 629 00:38:27,146 --> 00:38:29,649 [ Snoring ] 630 00:38:35,154 --> 00:38:37,657 HOW DO THEY DO IT ? 631 00:38:39,659 --> 00:38:44,163 I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO SLEEP FOR DAYS. 632 00:38:44,163 --> 00:38:47,166 ANYBODY GOT SOME WARM MILK ? 633 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,669 OH, BROTHER. 634 00:38:49,669 --> 00:38:52,171 HELLO. 635 00:38:52,171 --> 00:38:56,676 OH. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS CAVE WAS CO-ED. 636 00:38:56,676 --> 00:38:58,678 MY NAME'S BETH. 637 00:38:58,678 --> 00:39:01,180 WELL, I'M FOZZIE. 638 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,182 I CAN'T SLEEP EITHER. 639 00:39:03,182 --> 00:39:05,184 MAYBE IF WE SNUGGLE. HMM ? 640 00:39:10,189 --> 00:39:11,691 KER-MIT. 641 00:39:14,193 --> 00:39:17,697 [ Kermit's Voice ] HMPH. HERE'S ONE MORE. IT'S FROM DR. TEETH. 642 00:39:17,697 --> 00:39:20,199 [ Dr. Teeth's Voice ] "DEAR KERMIT, HOW'S THE MAN ? 643 00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:23,202 "WE GOT THIS GREAT GIG OUTSIDE OF PITTSBURGH. 644 00:39:30,209 --> 00:39:35,214 "I TELL YOU, FROG, THE BAND'S WAILIN'. THE MUSIC'S COOKIN'. 645 00:39:35,214 --> 00:39:37,717 "CROWD IS ALSO WAILIN' AND COOKIN'. 646 00:39:38,217 --> 00:39:40,720 YEAH, WE'RE IN HIP CITY HERE." 647 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,724 AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-- AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-- 648 00:39:44,724 --> 00:39:46,726 AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-AUGH-- 649 00:39:46,726 --> 00:39:49,228 AUGH ! 650 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:54,217 THEY'RE ALL DOING PRETTY WELL. 651 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,219 YEAH, THEY ARE. 652 00:39:56,219 --> 00:40:01,224 BUT THERE ARE NO LETTERS FROM GONZO OR ROWLF OR PIGGY. 653 00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,226 I'M SURE THEY'VE WRITTEN. 654 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:06,229 SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES A WHILE. 655 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:10,233 YEAH, SURE. PIGGY'S PROBABLY BUSY WITH SOME TERRIFIC JOB. 656 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,235 YEAH. YEAH. 657 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:16,239 I GUESS THEY'RE ALL OUT THERE DOING TERRIFIC. 658 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,241 IF I CAN ONLY SELL THE SHOW, 659 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:22,245 THEN EVERYONE COULD COME BACK AND WE COULD DO IT TOGETHER LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 660 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:27,750 YOU'LL DO IT, KERMIT. WELL, THANKS, JENNY. 661 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:31,254 [ Chuckles ] [ Glass Breaking, Clattering ] 662 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:34,257 [ Thudding ] [ Shouting ] 663 00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:38,761 THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT LATELY OVER THERE. I KNOW. 664 00:40:38,761 --> 00:40:41,764 IT'S NEW YORK. [ Sighs ] 665 00:40:41,764 --> 00:40:44,267 HEY, RIZZO, I'M ABOUT READY FOR THE SECOND PART OF MY PLAN. 666 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:47,270 I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP AND ALL THE OTHER RATS TOO. 667 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:50,273 I THINK WE COULD BE MAKING SOME OVERTIME HERE. 668 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:53,776 JENNY, I NEED YOU TO DRAW A PICTURE OF ME. SURE. 669 00:40:53,776 --> 00:40:58,781 WHAT'S THE SCOOP ? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A WHISPERING CAMPAIGN ? 670 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:21,304 GOOD AFTERNOON. KERMIT THE FROG. 671 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:26,309 MY RESERVATION SECRETARY MADE A RESERVATION FOR ME. 672 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,311 [ Sneezing ] 673 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:31,814 GESUNDHEIT. THIS WAY, PLEASE. 674 00:41:33,816 --> 00:41:35,318 AFTERNOON, ALL. 675 00:41:35,818 --> 00:41:38,321 [ Chattering ] 676 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,823 DON'T GET UP. KEEP EATING. 677 00:41:43,776 --> 00:41:45,778 TA ! 678 00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:47,780 MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT ? 679 00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:52,285 NO ! UH, THAT IS, UH, NO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH INDEED. 680 00:41:52,285 --> 00:41:54,287 HMM. 681 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:00,793 [ Sneezing ] 682 00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:03,796 [ Grunting, Coughing ] 683 00:42:03,796 --> 00:42:06,799 THAT'S THE CLOSEST I EVER WANT TO BE TO A FROG. 684 00:42:06,799 --> 00:42:09,302 OKAY, GUYS, DO YOUR STUFF. RIGHT. 685 00:42:20,313 --> 00:42:22,815 OKAY, YOU START. 686 00:42:22,815 --> 00:42:27,320 UH, SAY, ISN'T THAT THAT RICH PRODUCER OVER THERE ? 687 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,323 THE ONE WHO'S INVESTING IN MANHATTAN MELODIES? 688 00:42:30,323 --> 00:42:35,828 YES, HE'S INVESTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN MANHATTAN MELODIES. 689 00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:39,332 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ? MANHATTAN MELODIES? 690 00:42:39,332 --> 00:42:42,835 ISN'T THAT KERMIT THE FROG, THE BIG-TIME PRODUCER, OVER THERE ? 691 00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:45,338 A PRODUCER IS HERE. 692 00:42:45,338 --> 00:42:48,341 A PRODUCER, DEAR. THERE'S A BIG PRODUCER OVER THERE. 693 00:42:48,341 --> 00:42:51,844 [ Murmuring ] 694 00:42:51,844 --> 00:42:54,347 IT'S THE HOTTEST THING COMING TO BROADWAY THIS SEASON. 695 00:42:54,347 --> 00:42:58,351 [ Murmuring ] 696 00:42:58,351 --> 00:43:01,354 BEST BROADWAY SHOW IN YEARS. 697 00:43:01,854 --> 00:43:04,357 [ Laughing ] 698 00:43:04,357 --> 00:43:06,359 HELLO. 699 00:43:16,869 --> 00:43:18,871 VINCENT ? VINCENT ? 700 00:43:18,871 --> 00:43:22,875 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG ? NO. 701 00:43:23,876 --> 00:43:25,878 VINCENT, A FROG ? 702 00:43:26,879 --> 00:43:31,384 THAT FOOD SMELLS GOOD UP THERE. I'M STARVIN'. 703 00:43:31,384 --> 00:43:33,386 [ Grunts ] 704 00:43:33,386 --> 00:43:35,388 [ Screaming ] 705 00:43:35,388 --> 00:43:37,890 [ Screaming ] 706 00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:40,893 OH ! 707 00:43:40,893 --> 00:43:44,397 [ Screaming ] 708 00:43:44,397 --> 00:43:46,399 [ Gasping ] 709 00:43:55,908 --> 00:43:59,912 - [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming Continues ] 710 00:44:00,413 --> 00:44:03,416 BUT THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING-- AAH ! 711 00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:07,420 [ Grunts, Pants ] 712 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:09,422 WELL, THANKS A LOT, YOU GUYS. 713 00:44:09,422 --> 00:44:11,424 [ Sneezes ] 714 00:44:22,435 --> 00:44:26,939 SO WHAT'S THE THIRD PART OF YOUR PLAN ? 715 00:44:26,939 --> 00:44:29,942 I DON'T THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE ONE. 716 00:44:29,942 --> 00:44:33,446 I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING A PHONEY, AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 717 00:44:33,446 --> 00:44:38,451 BUT I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT. 718 00:44:42,455 --> 00:44:45,958 [ Muttering ] 719 00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:47,960 [ Jenny ] ALL RIGHT. 720 00:44:48,461 --> 00:44:49,962 MOPING TIME'S OVER. 721 00:44:50,463 --> 00:44:52,465 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE EXERCISE ? WELL-- 722 00:44:52,965 --> 00:44:54,967 I KNEW YOU WANTED TO. 723 00:44:54,967 --> 00:44:59,972 AH, DEAR LORD, NOT JOGGING. [ Moans ] 724 00:45:00,973 --> 00:45:04,977 WOW. IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 725 00:45:04,977 --> 00:45:06,979 YEAH. 726 00:45:06,979 --> 00:45:11,984 [ Panting ] COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK. 727 00:45:11,984 --> 00:45:14,987 COME ON. LET'S GO THIS WAY. OKAY. 728 00:45:14,987 --> 00:45:16,989 FEEL BETTER ? YEAH. 729 00:45:16,989 --> 00:45:21,494 GOOD. EXERCISE DOES THE TRICK. YEAH, STRETCHES THE OLD FROG LEGS. 730 00:45:21,994 --> 00:45:23,996 [ Panting ] 731 00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:33,005 [ Panting ] 732 00:45:34,507 --> 00:45:37,510 OH, NO. OH. 733 00:45:38,511 --> 00:45:40,513 [ Screams ] 734 00:45:41,514 --> 00:45:46,018 [ Grunting ] MY PURSE ! 735 00:45:46,018 --> 00:45:49,522 THAT DOES IT ! [ Grunts ] 736 00:45:49,522 --> 00:45:52,525 [ Grunting ] EXCUSE ME. 737 00:45:52,525 --> 00:45:55,027 MAY I BORROW THOSE A MOMENT ? [ Giggles ] 738 00:46:00,533 --> 00:46:02,034 [ Shouts ] 739 00:46:16,048 --> 00:46:18,050 [ Screaming ] 740 00:46:23,556 --> 00:46:26,058 [ Screaming ] 741 00:46:26,058 --> 00:46:29,061 PIGGY ? 742 00:46:40,573 --> 00:46:43,576 [ Screaming ]