743 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:14,330 [ Miss Piggy Screaming ] 744 00:00:14,330 --> 00:00:17,834 [ Screaming ] YOU CREEP ! 745 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,836 GET OFF ! OKAY, BUDDY. 746 00:00:19,836 --> 00:00:21,838 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SKATE ! KNOW THAT ? 747 00:00:22,338 --> 00:00:24,340 WHAT'S GOING ON ? SHE STOLE MY PURSE. 748 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:26,342 WHAT ? GOOD TRY, FELLA. COME ON. 749 00:00:26,342 --> 00:00:30,847 WHAT ? THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH A LADY ! UNDERSTAND ? 750 00:00:30,847 --> 00:00:32,849 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 751 00:00:33,349 --> 00:00:37,353 PIGGY ? KERMIT ? MMM ! 752 00:00:37,353 --> 00:00:40,857 ARE YOU OKAY ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 753 00:00:40,857 --> 00:00:43,860 UM, SIGHTSEEING. [ Giggles ] 754 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,863 BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF TOWN. YEAH. 755 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:49,866 I DO NOT WISH TO DISCUSS IT IN PRESENT COMPANY. 756 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:52,869 BUT-- OH, PIGGY ! 757 00:00:52,869 --> 00:00:56,372 UH, THAT'S OKAY, KERMIT. I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT PETE'S. 758 00:00:56,372 --> 00:00:58,374 HUH ? OKAY. 759 00:00:58,374 --> 00:01:00,376 I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT HURT, MISS PIGGY. 760 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:02,378 HMPH ! 761 00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:05,882 PIGGY ? WHAT'S GOING ON ? 762 00:01:06,382 --> 00:01:09,385 WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY LOOKING DIFFERENT NOW. 763 00:01:09,385 --> 00:01:13,890 NO GOLD CHAINS, NO SHIRT CUT TO THE NAVEL, NO... "TOUPE" ! 764 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,392 HMPH ! QUELLE DIFFERENCE. 765 00:01:16,392 --> 00:01:18,394 WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS FRENCH STUFF ? 766 00:01:18,394 --> 00:01:21,898 UH, BY SHEER CHANCE I HAPPENED TO LEARN FRENCH... 767 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:24,400 AND GET A JOB INTERPRETING AT THE U.N. 768 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,403 [ Panting ] WHAT ? 769 00:01:27,403 --> 00:01:29,405 CAN I GET MY SKATES BACK, PLEASE ? 770 00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:32,408 JUST A SECOND. HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT "TOUPE" ? 771 00:01:32,909 --> 00:01:36,412 NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX. HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME ? 772 00:01:36,913 --> 00:01:40,416 I'LL UNLACE THEM WHILE YOU FIGHT. IT'S NO TROUBLE. 773 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:42,919 PIGGY, HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME ? 774 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:47,924 MAYBE SPYING ONVOUS AND THAT CERTAIN YOUNG GIRL OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER. 775 00:01:48,424 --> 00:01:51,928 YOU TWO-TIMING HER ? NO, IT'S JUST JENNY. SHE'S A FRIEND. 776 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:54,430 SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO HELP ME SELL THE SHOW. HA ! 777 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:56,432 HE'S GOT TO SELL THE SHOW. WHAT SHOW ? 778 00:01:56,432 --> 00:02:01,437 IF SHE IS JUST A FRIEND, WHAT ABOUT THE HUGGIES ? 779 00:02:01,437 --> 00:02:04,941 WHAT ? THE HUGGIES ? YOU GAVE JENNY THE HUGGIES ? 780 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:09,445 MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF WE HAD NEVER MET. 781 00:02:09,445 --> 00:02:13,950 THEN YOU AND JENNY WOULD NOT BE TORMENTED BY MY PRESENCE. 782 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:17,453 [ Sobbing ] SEE WHAT THE HUGGIES WILL GET YOU ? 783 00:02:17,453 --> 00:02:19,956 JENNY AND I WERE HUGGING BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS. 784 00:02:19,956 --> 00:02:23,459 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. FRIENDS DO NOT SPY. 785 00:02:23,459 --> 00:02:25,461 YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 786 00:02:25,461 --> 00:02:28,464 I SPIED BECAUSE I CARE ! 787 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:31,467 I CARE TOO ! WHY DON'T YOU SAY SO ? 788 00:02:31,467 --> 00:02:33,469 I JUST DID ! ALL RIGHT ! 789 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:36,472 [ Both Screaming, Panting ] 790 00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:39,976 KEEP THE SKATES. KEEP THE SKATES. 791 00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:42,979 I NEVER USE THEM ANYWAY. I JUST LIKE TO RUN AROUND IN SHORTS. 792 00:02:42,979 --> 00:02:44,480 BUT-- 793 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,482 [ Horse Whinnies ] OH. 794 00:02:48,484 --> 00:02:50,486 HEY ! WAIT A MINUTE ! 795 00:02:52,488 --> 00:02:54,490 COME ON, PIGGY. 796 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:56,993 [ Squeals ] 797 00:03:10,006 --> 00:03:13,009 LOOK, WALDORF. IT'S THE FROG AND THE PIG. 798 00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:15,511 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE IN LOVE. YEAH. 799 00:03:15,511 --> 00:03:19,515 KIND OF MAKES YOU SICK, DOESN'T IT ? [ Both Laughing ] 800 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:21,517 WOO-WOO ! HEY, LOVEY-DOVEY ! 801 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,020 [ Waldorf ] HUBBA-HUBBA ! 802 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,522 KERMY, I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU. 803 00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:32,528 I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF WE HAD NEVER MET. 804 00:03:32,528 --> 00:03:37,033 IN FACT, I WISH WE'D MET MUCH SOONER. 805 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:40,036 HA, HA. KERMY ? 806 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:42,038 KERMY, JUST IMAGINE. 807 00:03:42,538 --> 00:03:47,043 WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL IF WE'D KNOWN EACH OTHER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE ? 808 00:03:47,543 --> 00:03:49,545 HMM ? [ Grunts ] 809 00:03:49,545 --> 00:03:54,050 IMAGINE. LITTLE KERMY. 810 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:58,054 [ Chuckles ] LITTLE PIGGY. 811 00:03:58,054 --> 00:04:03,059 AH. [ Chuckles ] 812 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:14,070 ## NO MATTER WHAT LIFE MAY BRING ## 813 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:18,074 ? ## NO MATTER WHAT I MAY DO ? 814 00:04:18,074 --> 00:04:22,044 ## ## BE SURE OF ONE SPECIAL THING 815 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:27,049 ## I'M GONNA ALWAYS BE LOVING YOU ## 816 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:32,555 ## GONNA BE A MOVIE STAR ## 817 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:35,558 ## AND I'M GONNA LEARN TO DRIVE A CAR ## 818 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:38,561 ? ## GONNA BE A VETERINARIAN TOO ? 819 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:42,064 ## AND I'M GONNA ALWAYS LOVE YOU ## 820 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,572 WHOA ! 821 00:04:49,572 --> 00:04:53,075 #### 822 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,578 HI, GUYS. HI, FOZZIE. 823 00:04:55,578 --> 00:04:57,580 HI, KERMY ! HELLO ! 824 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:02,084 ## I'LL BE THE CUTEST MODEL YOU'VE EVER SAW ## 825 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:05,588 ## AND THEN I THINK I'LL STUDY CRIMINAL LAW ## 826 00:05:05,588 --> 00:05:08,591 ## AND I'M GONNA LEARN TO SCUBA DIVE TOO ## 827 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:10,593 ## AND I'M GONNA ALWAYS LOVE YOU ## 828 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:14,096 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH ## 829 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:17,600 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH ## 830 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,103 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH-WAH ## 831 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,606 ## WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAA ## 832 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:26,609 ## I'M GONNA BE A SINGER WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO ## 833 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:30,112 ## AND I'M GONNA LEARN TO FLY A PLANE ## ## WACKA-WACKA-WACKA ## 834 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:33,616 ## I'LL BE A DOCTOR WITH DISEASE I'LL HELP YOU WITH YOUR SNEEZES ## 835 00:05:33,616 --> 00:05:37,620 ## AND PRACTICE NEUROSURGERY ON YOUR BRAIN ## 836 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:40,623 ## GONNA CLIMB THE MATTERHORN ## 837 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:44,126 ## BUT ONLY AFTER ALL OUR CHILDREN ARE BORN ## 838 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,129 ## 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE A GOOD MOMMY TOO ## 839 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,131 ## AND I'M GONNA ALWAYS LOVE YOU ## 840 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,134 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH ## 841 00:05:52,635 --> 00:05:55,638 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POO P SH-WAH-WAH ## 842 00:05:55,638 --> 00:05:59,141 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH-WAH ## 843 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,143 ## WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAA ## 844 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:04,146 ## SHE'S GONNA BE A MOVIE STAR ## 845 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:07,149 ## AND SHE'S GONNA LEARN TO DRIVE A CAR ## 846 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,152 ## SHE'S GONNA BE A VETERINARIAN TOO ## 847 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:14,657 ## AND I'M GONNA ALWAYS LOVE YOU, YOU, YOU ## 848 00:06:14,657 --> 00:06:18,160 ## WELL, SHE'S GONNA BE A SINGER WOO, WOO, WOO ## 849 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,664 ## AND SHE'S GONNA LEARN TO FLY A PLANE ## 850 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:25,167 ## SHE'LL BE A DOCTOR WITH DISEASES AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR SNEEZES ## 851 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:28,170 ## AND PRACTICE NEUROSURGERY ON YOUR BRAIN ## 852 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:32,174 ## GONNA CLIMB THE MATTERHORN ## 853 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:35,678 ## BUT ONLY AFTER ALL MY CHILDREN ARE BORN ## 854 00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:38,681 ## 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE A GOOD MOMMY TOO ## 855 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:42,184 ## AND I'M GONNA ALWAYS LOVE YOU ## 856 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:45,187 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH ## 857 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:49,191 ## MA-MA, DA-DA, POO-POOP SH-WAH-WAH ## 858 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:53,646 ## WAH #### 859 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:57,650 [ Murmuring ] UH, UH, PIGGY, 860 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,152 I THINK THE RIDE IS OVER. 861 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:06,158 OH ! [ Laughs, Clears Throat ] 862 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:15,668 BYE, JENNY. SEE YOU TOMORROW. YEAH. TAKE CARE. 863 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,172 UH, WELL, UH-- [ Clears Throat ] 864 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:23,175 UH, WELL, UH, I-- HERE WE ARE. 865 00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:27,179 IT SURE IS NICE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER LIKE THIS, ISN'T IT ? 866 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:29,682 YEAH. HMPH. 867 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,184 [ Woman ] MISS ! IS CUSTOMER ! 868 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:34,687 COMING. EXCUSE ME. I WILL GET IT. 869 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:38,190 AFTER ALL, MOIAM A WAITRESS. 870 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,192 HEY, PETE, THANKS FOR GIVING PIGGY A JOB. 871 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:44,196 IS RATS COOKING. IS FROG WASHING. IS PIG WAITRESS. 872 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:46,198 IS NO COFFEE SHOP. IS ZOO ! 873 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:49,201 HMPH. YEAH. 874 00:07:50,202 --> 00:07:53,205 HEY, KERMIT, COME ON. 875 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:56,208 WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW ? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NEXT ? I-- 876 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,210 FROG, IS MAILMAN COME WITH LETTERS FOR YOU. 877 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,212 THAT MUST BE MORE MAIL FROM THE GANG. 878 00:08:00,212 --> 00:08:03,215 I'LL HAVE TWO EGGS OVER EASY-- [ Kermit ] PIGGY ! PIGGY ! 879 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:07,219 PARDONNEZ-MOI,DEAR. [ Chuckles ] 880 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,222 [ Panting ] 881 00:08:10,222 --> 00:08:12,725 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? 882 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:16,729 DO YOU BELIEVE IN INTER-SPECIES DATING ? 883 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,231 I'VE GONE OUT WITH SOME RATS BEFORE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 884 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:20,733 [ Groans ] 885 00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:23,736 IT'S FROM GONZO. GONZO. 886 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:27,740 GREAT. IT GOES, "DEAR KERMIT, I AM IN MICHIGAN." 887 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,743 [ Gonzo's Voice ] "CAMILLA AND I HAVE JOINED A TRAVELING AQUACADE. 888 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:34,246 "IT'S NOT LIKE BROADWAY, BUT I HAVE MET SOME GOOD-LOOKING CHICKENS HERE. 889 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,749 WE PUT TOGETHER THIS TERRIFIC NEW ACT." 890 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:41,754 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE INCREDIBLE GONZO ! 891 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:45,257 THANK YOU, ARRIBA ! AND THANK YOU ! 892 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,760 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CROWD ! 893 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,264 NOW, FOR TODAY'S CLIMACTIC ACT, LOOK YONDER ! 894 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:57,770 I WILL FIRST MAKE A DEATH-DEFYING LEAP FROM THE LOOP-DE-LOOP RAMP, 895 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:02,775 SPINNING AND HURTLING MY BODY THROUGH THE FLAMING CIRCLE OF DOOM... 896 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:07,279 AND LANDING COMFORTABLY ON THE IMITATION-LEATHER EASY CHAIR... 897 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:11,283 WHILE MY CHICKENS DO THEIR IMPRESSION OF TONY BENNETT... 898 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:13,786 SINGING THE "WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE." 899 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:16,789 PLEASE ! I MUST HAVE SILENCE ! 900 00:09:17,289 --> 00:09:20,793 ARE YOU READY ? 901 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:24,296 THANK YOU, MARGARET. HIT IT, GIRLS ! 902 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:26,298 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK ! 903 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,801 #### [ Clucking In Time To The "William Tell Overture" ] 904 00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:32,304 HERE WE GO ! [ Laughs ] WAIT. I CAN'T SEE. 905 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,807 ] - [ Engine Revving ] - #### [ Clucking Continues 906 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:38,811 WHOA ! HEY, I FORGOT MY SKIS ! 907 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:41,814 DON'T SOUND LIKE TONY BENNETT TO ME. 908 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:47,319 [ Kermit's Voice ] "EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY. LOVE, GONZO." 909 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:49,321 HEY, HERE'S ONE FROM ROWLF. 910 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,824 [ Rowlf's Voice ] "DEAR KERMIT, HOW'S THE FROG ? 911 00:09:52,324 --> 00:09:55,828 "I'M IN DELAWARE, AND I FOUND A TERRIFIC JOB IN MANAGEMENT. 912 00:09:55,828 --> 00:10:00,332 I'M SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS, AND I LOVE WHAT I'M DOING." 913 00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:07,339 I AM MR. SKEFFINGTON. 914 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,842 ONE OF MY SECRETARIES MADE A RESERVATION FOR THE WEEKEND... 915 00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:12,344 IN THE NAME OF SNOOKUMS. 916 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,347 [ Barks ] OH, YEAH. 917 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,351 THIS IS SNOOKUMS. 918 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,855 HMM. 919 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:26,358 NOW, DADDY WANTS HIS LITTLE SNOOKIE-OOKUMS... 920 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:30,362 TO BE ESPECIALLY GOOD THIS WEEKEND WHILE DADDY IS GONE, 921 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:35,367 OR HE'LL BE VERY ANGRY. 922 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:39,371 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER. HIM. 923 00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:42,875 TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. SNOOKUMS IS A HIM ! 924 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,878 SNOOKUMS GETS BREAKFAST AT 8:00 A.M. EXACTLY. OKAY. 925 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,881 BREAKFAST IS QUICHE. YES, SIR. 926 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,883 AREN'T YOU GOING TO WRITE IT DOWN ? 927 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,887 - PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. - WRITE IT DOWN ! 928 00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:58,390 OH. DOG GETS QUICHE AT 8:00. 929 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,394 WHATEVER THAT IS. MARVIN, PUT HIM ON THE DESK. 930 00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:04,396 DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS HERE ? 931 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:07,900 WHAT KIND OF TOYS WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR ? 932 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,402 DOGGY TOYS. 933 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:14,907 RUBBER BALLS, RUBBER FIRE HYDRANTS, RUBBER NEWSPAPERS. 934 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:19,912 SNOOKUMS PREFERS THE RUBBERWALL STREET JOURNAL TO THE RUBBERWASHINGTON POST. 935 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,914 DON'T WE ALL ? 936 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:25,918 WRITE IT DOWN. YEAH, RUBBER WALL STREET JOURNAL. 937 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,420 NOW, WHILE DADDY'S GONE, 938 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:32,925 THE LITTLE LUMPY-DUM-DUMS WON'T HAVE HIS DADDY... 939 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,928 TO GIVE HIM WASHY-SCRUBBY. 940 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,930 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 941 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,933 YOU SPEAK CHINESE LIKE A NATIVE. 942 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,936 NOW, SHAKE HANDS. BEG PARDON ? 943 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,439 SHAKE ! SHAKE ! OH, OH, YEAH, YEAH. 944 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,943 GOOD BOY. NOW, SIT. YES, SIR. 945 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,946 STAY. STAY. 946 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,448 STAY. 947 00:11:56,448 --> 00:12:00,452 STAY. STAY. STAY. 948 00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:02,454 [ Door Closes ] 949 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,958 THAT WAS THE MOST HUMILIATING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. 950 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,461 HEY, SNOOKIE ! HEY, LOOK AT LITTLE SNOOKIE-OOKUMS ! 951 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:12,965 SNOOKIE-WOOKUMS WANT HIS LITTLE BONEY-WONEY ? 952 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,968 LITTLE BINKY-BOOTER ! 953 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,470 HEY, YOU GOT A SQUISHY BOTTOM. 954 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:21,473 - LAY OFF, WILL YA ? - [ Howling ] 955 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:23,976 ROWLF, HEY, ROWLF, COME ON. LET US OUT OF HERE. 956 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:27,980 WE WANT TO GO HOME ! YEAH, ROWLF, COME ON. WE WANT TO GO HOME. 957 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,482 LET US OUT. LET US GO HOME ! [ Howling ] 958 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,986 YEAH, ME TOO. [ Howls ] 959 00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:35,988 [ All Howling ] 960 00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,490 "LOVE, FROM ROWLF." 961 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:41,493 THEY'RE ALL DOING TERRIFIC, AREN'T THEY ? 962 00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:43,996 HERE'S ONE MORE. "DEAR MR. KERMIT, 963 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,499 "I WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED IN TALKING WITH YOU ABOUT... 964 00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:49,501 YOUR MUSICAL, MANHATTAN MELODIES." 965 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:53,005 "PLEASE COME TO MY OFFICE AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. 966 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,507 SINCERELY, BERNARD CRAWFORD, PRODUCER." 967 00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:59,011 I'VE HEARD OF HIM. HE'S A BIG-TIME BROADWAY PRODUCER. 968 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,013 REALLY ? YEAH ! 969 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,015 MAYBE HE WANTS YOU TO SIGN A CONTRACT. 970 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,517 I BETTER GET OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY. 971 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,520 REMEMBER, JUST ACT CONFIDENT... 972 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,523 LIKE YOU KNOW THE SHOW IS GOING TO KILL THEM. 973 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:15,027 RIGHT. THANKS, JENNY. [ Kissing Sound ] 974 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:18,530 OH, GOOD-BYE, PIGGY. [ Stammers ] 975 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,532 CALL US AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENS. 976 00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:23,035 OKAY ! HEY, WATCH IT ! 977 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:27,539 I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GET A CONTRACT SO I CAN GO OUT AND KILL THEM. 978 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,043 NAW. 979 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:42,054 UH, MAY I HELP YOU ? I'M LOOKING FOR MR. CRAWFORD. 980 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:46,558 ARE YOU KERMIT THE FROG ? YEAH. 981 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:51,063 UH, I'M-- I'M MR. CRAWFORD. OH, REALLY ? 982 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:54,066 YEAH. WOW. 983 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:57,069 THE OFFICE BOY IS OUT GETTING LUNCH. UH-HUH. 984 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,571 YOU KNOW KIDS NOWADAYS. THEY'RE ALWAYS... EATING LUNCH. 985 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:04,576 YEAH. WELL, YOU WANT TO GO IN YOUR OFFICE ? NO, ACTUALLY-- 986 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:08,580 WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE FOR A MINUTE, OKAY ? 987 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:12,584 SURE. YOU'RE VERY YOUNG TO BE A PRODUCER. 988 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:17,589 YOU NOTICED. I STARTED WHEN I WAS VERY-- YEAH. 989 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,593 LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH ? MM-HMM. 990 00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:25,597 THE THING IS THAT I'M NOT BERNARD CRAWFORD. I'M RONNIE CRAWFORD. 991 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,601 I SIGNED MY FATHER'S NAME TO THE LETTER BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME OTHERWISE. 992 00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:32,104 BUTIWANT TO PRODUCE YOUR SHOW ON BROADWAY ! 993 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,607 YOU DO ? YEAH, YEAH, I LOVE IT ! IT IS SO DIFFERENT. 994 00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,609 IT'S PERFECT FOR MY FIRST PRODUCTION. 995 00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:40,112 MY DAD AND I HAVE THIS AGREEMENT-- [ Man ] RONNIE ! 996 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:44,116 I'M COMING UP THE STAIRS, AND I WANT MY LUNCH. THAT'S MY DAD. 997 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:47,119 RONNIE ! NOW. 998 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,122 DAD, I GOT GREAT NEWS ! 999 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,124 IF YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 1000 00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:57,129 REMEMBER YOU PROMISED ME I COULD HAVE ONE CHANCE TO BECOME A BROADWAY PRODUCER. 1001 00:14:57,129 --> 00:15:00,632 YOU WOULD GET THE SET AND THE LIGHTS AND THE SCENERY AND EVERYTHING ! 1002 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,135 I WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE RIGHT NOW. 1003 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:07,139 THIS IS KERMIT, AND HE HAS WRITTEN A WONDERFUL MUSICAL CALLED MANHATTAN MELODIES. 1004 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,641 I WANT TO PRODUCE IT. 1005 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:12,644 WHEN DO WE HEAR THE GREAT NEWS ? DAD ! 1006 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,647 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. TELL ME, MR. AUTHOR. 1007 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:19,151 WHAT IS THIS MUSICAL ? ALL DANCING, ALL CROAKING ? 1008 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,154 IT NEEDS A LITTLE WORK. THERE'S STILL SOMETHING MISSING. 1009 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:26,158 THE TWO LEADS GET MARRIED. THEN THERE'S THIS SONG-- ## LOOK AT ME, HERE I AM ## 1010 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:29,661 HOLD IT. I'M ALLERGIC TO AMPHIBIANS SINGING. 1011 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:33,665 WHO'S GOING TO BE STARRING IN THIS MASTERPIECE ? 1012 00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:39,671 IT'S JUST ME AND MY FRIENDS. THEY'RE ALL DOGS AND BEARS AND CHICKENS. 1013 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:42,674 I TOLD YOU. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 1014 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:47,179 SO PUT SOME JELL-O DOWN YOUR PANTS. COME HERE. 1015 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:51,183 DON'T YOU REALIZE IT MIGHT BE AGAINST THE LAW HAVING A CHICKEN DANCING ONSTAGE ? 1016 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,686 YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO GO BACK ON YOUR PROMISE ? 1017 00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:57,189 DID I SAY THAT ? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OF THE KIND. 1018 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,191 I'LL DO EVERYTHING I SAID I WOULD. 1019 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:04,696 JUST BECAUSE THIS THING IS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T MEAN IT MIGHT NOT MAKE IT ON BROADWAY. 1020 00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:07,199 WHEN I STARTED OUT IN SHOW BUSINESS-- THANK YOU, DAD ! 1021 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,702 YEAH, THANKS, DAD. SEE YOU LATER ! 1022 00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:14,206 YEAH, I GOT TO TELL THE WHOLE GANG ! 1023 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:18,710 [ Ringing ] 1024 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,712 HELLO, PETE'S. JENNY ? 1025 00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,214 KERMIT ? YEAH ! 1026 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,216 WHAT HAPPENED ? KERMIT, WHAT ? 1027 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,219 WE SOLD THE SHOW. THE PRODUCER WANTS TO PUT IT ON BROADWAY. 1028 00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,721 REALLY ? WHAT ? 1029 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:32,224 THE PRODUCER SAID HE'S GOING TO PUT THE SHOW ON BROADWAY ! [ Both Screaming ] 1030 00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,726 [ Screaming Continues ] 1031 00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,229 [ Piggy Panting ] 1032 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,232 LISTEN. TELL PIGGY SHE'S GONNA BE A STAR. 1033 00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:44,236 AND, JENNY, I'D LIKE YOU TO DO THE COSTUMES. 1034 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,739 OH, KERMIT, THANK-- KERMIT, KERMIT, KERMY-- 1035 00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:52,744 NOW THAT WE'LL BE ON BROADWAY, REMEMBER WHAT YOU PROMISED ABOUT GETTING MARRIED ? 1036 00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:56,748 NOT NOW, PIGGY. WE GOT TO WRITE THE GANG AND GET THEM BACK. 1037 00:16:56,748 --> 00:17:00,252 I'LL BE AT PETE'S IN TEN MINUTES. WE DID IT ! 1038 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,254 WE DID IT ! 1039 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:05,257 ? ## BACK TOGETHER AGAIN ? 1040 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,759 ## LA-DA-DI-DA DI-DEE-DI-DEE ## 1041 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,761 [ Honking ] [ Screams ] 1042 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,265 [ Thudding ] 1043 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:21,773 [ Chattering ] 1044 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,794 PETE, ARE YOU SURE KERMIT WASN'T AT THE BUS TERMINAL ? 1045 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:47,799 NO, HE'S NO THERE. IS BETTER WAIT. COME. SIT DOWN. 1046 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:52,304 BUT KERMIT SAID HE'D BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES. HE'S NEVER BEEN GONE LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1047 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:55,307 LISTEN, I TELL YOU WHAT IS. 1048 00:17:55,307 --> 00:18:00,812 PEOPLES IS PEOPLES. IS FROG GONE ? YES. 1049 00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:05,317 IS PEOPLES WORRYING ? IS PEOPLES LOOKING ? IS NO COME ? 1050 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:09,821 BUT IS PEOPLES WORKING ? IS WATER BOILING ? 1051 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,823 IS COME. YEAH. 1052 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:15,327 PEOPLES IS PEOPLES. 1053 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,829 [ Crying ] 1054 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:23,335 PIGGY ? PIGGY, I'M SURE KERMIT'S ALL RIGHT. 1055 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,337 [ Crying ] 1056 00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:30,342 I BET HE GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOW HE LOST TRACK OF TIME. 1057 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,845 NO, NO, HE'S MISSING. I KNOW IT. 1058 00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:36,348 PIGGY ? HMM ? 1059 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:39,851 AREN'T YOU EXCITED ? 1060 00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:43,855 JUST THINK. YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON BROADWAY IN A FEW MONTHS. 1061 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:47,859 TWO WEEKS. UH, THE SHOW OPENS IN TWO WEEKS. 1062 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,361 PLACE IS CLOSED. 1063 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,863 I'M RONNIE CRAWFORD. I'M PRODUCING KERMIT'S SHOW. 1064 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:55,867 OH, WELL, WE'RE KERMIT'S FRIENDS. 1065 00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,869 I'M JENNY. I'M HER FATHER. 1066 00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,871 THE SHOW OPENS IN TWO WEEKS ? 1067 00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:04,876 MY DAD SAID-- OH, I'M LETTING MY DAD HELP OUT. 1068 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,879 HE SAID WE COULD HAVE THE SETS AND PROPS AND THE COSTUMES, 1069 00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:11,383 BUT THE SHOW HAS TO OPEN IN TWO WEEKS. 1070 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:15,887 DID YOU JUST SAY KERMIT IS MISSING ? 1071 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:22,394 THE WRITER AND THE STAR OF MY SHOW IS MISSING ? 1072 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,896 AND WE OPEN IN TWO WEEKS ? 1073 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,399 NO SWEAT. COME ON, PIGGY. WE'LL FIND HIM. 1074 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,902 WAIT. WE GOT TO GET HIS FRIENDS BACK, THOSE BEARS AND CHICKENS AND THINGS. 1075 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:33,905 POP, COULD YOU SEND TELEGRAMS TO KERMIT'S FRIENDS ? 1076 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,907 PLEASE ! OKEYDOKEY. 1077 00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:37,909 LET'S GO ! GREAT ! COME ON ! 1078 00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:41,413 IS NO SWEAT. I WRITE GOOD. 1079 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,917 DEAR BEARS AND CHICKENS AND THINGS, 1080 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:50,672 IS NEW YORK ! IS PLAY ! IS TIME ! 1081 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:57,429 KERMIT NEEDS ME. 1082 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,931 BETH, BETH, BETH, WAKE UP. HEY. 1083 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:03,935 I'M GOING TO NEW YORK CITY TO BE ON BROADWAY ! 1084 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:06,938 OH, NO, IS IT SPRING ? ALL RIGHT, I'M UP. 1085 00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,941 HEY, GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK ! 1086 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,945 HEY, GIRLS, WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK ! 1087 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,948 WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK ! 1088 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,952 NEW YORK ? YEAH ! RIGHT, RIGHT. 1089 00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:24,039 NEW YORK CITY ! OH, BOY ! 1090 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,761 [ Woman On P.A. ] DR. GOMEZ, 3-33, STAT. 1091 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,764 DR. GOMEZ, 3-33, STAT. 1092 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,272 [ Woman ] GOOD MORNING. 1093 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:44,776 I SEE WE'VE HAD OUR BREAKFAST, HAVEN'T WE ? 1094 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,779 HI, DOCTOR. 1095 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,283 HOW'S OUR AMNESIA PATIENT THIS MORNING ? 1096 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:56,788 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING LIKE MYSELF LATELY. 1097 00:20:56,788 --> 00:21:02,294 I TELL YOU WHAT, IF I MAY, I'D LIKE TO CHECK YOUR REFLEXES ONCE AGAIN TODAY. 1098 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,796 JUST TAKE A SECOND. 1099 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,303 A LITTLE SLOW... 1100 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,305 AND CONFUSED, BUT THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED, 1101 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,808 BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE AMNESIA. 1102 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,813 I'M GOING TO CHECK TO SEE THAT THERE ARE NO PHYSICAL INJURIES ONE LAST TIME. 1103 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,815 [ Giggles ] TICKLE ? 1104 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:27,319 THIS MIGHT HURT JUST FOR A MINUTE. 1105 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,322 BUT IT'LL BE OVER SOON. 1106 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:36,828 AH, ADEQUATE MUSCULOSKELETAL RESPONSE. HMM. 1107 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,331 NOW I WANT YOU TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH. THIS WILL HURT. 1108 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:44,336 [ Gasps, Whimpers ] 1109 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,339 [ Exhales ] ALL RIGHT. 1110 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,841 NO ROTATOR CUFF DISLOCATION. HMM. 1111 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:52,344 NOW, LET'S TRY THE MANDIBLE. 1112 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,846 [ Grunts ] 1113 00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:01,353 PEACHY. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE AMNESIA. 1114 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:05,857 NOW, THE PROBLEM IS, YOU WERE FOUND WITH NO IDENTIFICATION... 1115 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,860 AND, ODDLY ENOUGH, WEARING NO CLOTHING. 1116 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:13,365 SO, I DID RESEARCH INTO THE MAJOR NUDIST COLONIES IN THE AREA. 1117 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:16,368 I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING. WHAT ? 1118 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:21,873 YOU ARE MR. ENRICO TORTELLINI OF PASSAIC, NEW JERSEY. 1119 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,379 WELL, I REALLY DON'T FEEL ITALIAN. 1120 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,382 IT WAS JUST A LONG SHOT. 1121 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:34,886 MR. "X," I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOUR CASE IS HOPELESS. 1122 00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:38,390 WHY DON'T YOU FIND A NICE JOB AND MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR YOURSELF ? 1123 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:42,394 WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU IS GIVE YOU A NICE CLEAN SET OF CLOTHES. 1124 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:46,898 WISH YOU A LOT OF GOOD LUCK. WELL, THANK YOU, DOC. 1125 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,408 #### [ Hums ] 1126 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,411 [ Chattering ] OKAY, EVERYBODY. LISTEN, EVERYONE. 1127 00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:04,416 LISTEN. LISTEN. [ Whistles ] 1128 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:10,422 LOOK, BUDDY, I DON'T TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF FOR ANYONE, EVEN IF IT IS ARTISTIC. 1129 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:14,426 JANICE, EVERYBODY, PLEASE. I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO. 1130 00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:17,929 BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT KERMIT IS GONE. HE'S DISAPPEARED ! 1131 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,931 KERMIT HAS DISAPPEARED ? YES ! 1132 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,458 - UH, EXCUSE ME. - YES ? 1133 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,960 I'M LOOKING FOR THE GORDON EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. 1134 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:53,465 - THAT'S ONE FLOOR DOWN. - OH, I SEE. THANK YOU. 1135 00:23:56,968 --> 00:24:00,972 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 1136 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,975 UH, UH, PHIL. 1137 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:07,479 UH, PHIL-UP. PHILLIP, PHIL. 1138 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,481 PHILLIP PHIL. CATCHY NAME. 1139 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,483 PHIL, I'M BILL, AND THIS IS GIL. 1140 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,985 PHIL, I'M GIL, AND THIS IS JILL. 1141 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:18,490 PHIL, I'M JILL. YOU KNOW GIL AND BILL. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1142 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,492 WOULD YOU STEP INTO OUR OFFICE ? 1143 00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:24,496 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE OPINION OF THE COMMON, ORDINARY FROG-ON-THE-STREET. 1144 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:29,000 WE'RE IN THE AD GAME. WHAT DO YOU ADVERTISE ? 1145 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,003 OCEAN BREEZE SOAP. I NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 1146 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:34,005 [ Together ] WE KNOW. 1147 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:37,008 THE TRUTH IS, OUR JOBS ARE ON THE LINE. 1148 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,010 HERE. SIT DOWN. OH, YES. 1149 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:43,014 WE'VE BEEN WORKING ALL NIGHT ON A NEW SLOGAN. TELL US IF YOU LIKE IT. 1150 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:47,018 "OCEAN BREEZE SOAP, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO STINK." 1151 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,020 HMM. 1152 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:53,525 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ? - BE FRANK, PHIL. 1153 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,527 I DON'T LIKE IT. YOU DON'T ? 1154 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,529 OH ! 1155 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:02,033 HOW ABOUT-- "OCEAN BREEZE SOAP. IT'S JUST LIKE TAKING AN OCEAN CRUISE, 1156 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:06,037 ONLY THERE'S NO BOAT AND YOU DON'T ACTUALLY GO ANYWHERE." 1157 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:09,040 SEEMS A BIT LONG. [ Both Whimpering ] 1158 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,544 HAVE YOU TRIED SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE-- 1159 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:17,048 "OCEAN BREEZE SOAP WILL GET YOU CLEAN." [ Both ] HUH ? 1160 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:20,051 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT JUST A SECOND. 1161 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:22,554 YOU MEAN, JUST SAY WHAT THE PRODUCT DOES ? 1162 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,056 NO ONE'S EVER TRIED THAT. 1163 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:28,059 WELL, IT'S CRAZY. WHY, IT'S NUTS. 1164 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:31,062 WE LOVE IT ! THANK YOU, PHIL. 1165 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:34,065 IF WE CAN EVER DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, LET US KNOW. 1166 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:39,070 I KIND OF NEED A JOB. [ Together ] HMM ! 1167 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,072 PHIL, YOU'VE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE. 1168 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:44,075 WE CAN ALWAYS USE A FROG WITH HORSE SENSE. 1169 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,077 YES, WELCOME ABOARD, PHIL. 1170 00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:49,581 YOU ARE WITH US NOW. YES. 1171 00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:53,585 MMM ! AHH ! 1172 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,089 WELL, WALDORF, THEY FINALLY MADE IT TO BROADWAY. 1173 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,592 YEP, AND I ALREADY GOT TICKETS. 1174 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,094 YOU DID ? ARE THEY GOOD SEATS ? THEY SURE ARE. 1175 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:06,598 THEY'RE FOR THE NEXT TRAIN OUT OF TOWN ! [ Both Laughing ] 1176 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:10,101 SO NOW THE SHOW OPENS IN JUST ONE WEEK. 1177 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:13,104 THE PUBLICITY'S STARTED, AND TICKETS ARE ALREADY SELLING. 1178 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,607 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REHEARSE DAY AND NIGHT TO GET READY, 1179 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,109 AND WE HAVE GOT TO FIND KERMIT. 1180 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:23,615 WHO IS THIS GUY ? HE'S RONNIE CRAWFORD. HE'S PRODUCING THE SHOW. 1181 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:28,620 WHO'S SHE ? SHE'S JENNY. SHE'S A FRIEND OF KERMIT'S AND MINE. 1182 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,623 WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND HERE FOR ? WE GOTTA FIND KERMIT ! 1183 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,125 YEAH ! LET'S GO ! 1184 00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:36,127 GO ! GO ! GO ! GO ! 1185 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:40,632 KERMIT ! 1186 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:44,636 KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1187 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,642 KERMIT ! HAVE YOU SEEN A FROG ? 1188 00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:53,645 [ Kermit Chattering ] 1189 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:58,650 THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW SLOGAN WHICH IS, "OCEAN BREEZE WILL GET YOU--" 1190 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:02,654 KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1191 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,657 KERMIT ! 1192 00:27:06,157 --> 00:27:08,159 KERMIT ! 1193 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,169 HMM. YEAH ? 1194 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,171 HMM. RIGHT. 1195 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:22,173 [ Miss Piggy ] KERMIT ! 1196 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:26,177 KERMIT ? [ Laughs, Whimpers ] 1197 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:29,180 KERMIT ! 1198 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,182 KERMIT ! 1199 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:34,185 ROWLF, ROWLF. OH, FOZZIE. 1200 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:37,689 KERMIT ! 1201 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:41,192 KERMIT ! [ Growls ] 1202 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,695 [ Chattering ] 1203 00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,697 HMM. 1204 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:49,200 MR. MAYOR ! MR. MAYOR ! IT'S AN EMERGENCY. HOLD ON, EVERYBODY. 1205 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,703 I'M LOOKING FOR A FROG WHO CAN SING AND DANCE. 1206 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:55,707 IF HE CAN ALSO BALANCE THE BUDGET, I'LL HIRE HIM. 1207 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,209 KERMIT ! FROG ! 1208 00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:01,212 KERMIT ! KERMIT ! KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1209 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,214 KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1210 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:06,718 [ Echoing ] KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1211 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,721 [ Echoing ] KERMIT ! 1212 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:19,230 WOW. I THOUGHT OPENING NIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EXCITING. 1213 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:24,235 YEAH, BUT NOT WITHOUT OUR LITTLE GREEN BUDDY. 1214 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:27,238 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CANCEL. 1215 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:29,741 NO. NO, IT IS OPENING NIGHT TONIGHT. 1216 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:35,747 THE SHOW MUST GO ON. KERMIT... WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY. 1217 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:38,750 YEAH. YEAH. 1218 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:45,256 THAT WAS A GREAT PRESENTATION YOU MADE THIS MORNING, JILL. 1219 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:48,259 THANKS TO PHIL'S FLOW CHART. THANK YOU, JILL. 1220 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:52,263 HOW ABOUT A NEW PLACE FOR LUNCH TODAY ? OKAY. 1221 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,265 OH, GOOD. MMM ! 1222 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,268 [ Door Bell Dings ] 1223 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,773 HMM. HMM. 1224 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:03,775 HMM. 1225 00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:20,291 THIS TIME I'LL TAKE THE BILL, GIL. OH, GOOD. 1226 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:24,796 SOMETHING FROM THE GRILL, JILL ? NO, MEAT MAKES ME ILL, GIL. 1227 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:28,299 HMM. [ Together ] HMM ! 1228 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:32,804 WE BETTER GO TO THE THEATER NOW AND GET READY. 1229 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,808 YEAH. [ Metal Taps Glass ] 1230 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:48,319 ] #### [ Tapping "Together Again" 1231 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:58,830 #### [ Tapping Continues ] 1232 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,833 #### [ Humming ] 1233 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,335 #### [ Tapping Continues ] 1234 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:07,338 #### [ Humming ] 1235 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,842 ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 1236 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,346 HMM ? KERMY ? 1237 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:34,866 JUST A COUPLE OF FROGS. 1238 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:38,369 #### [ Tapping Continues ] 1239 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,372 [ Gasps ] YO ! IT'S KERMIT ! 1240 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:44,375 [ Gasps ] OH ! 1241 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,377 KERMY ! HMM ? 1242 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,380 - OH ! - IT'S KERMIT ! 1243 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,883 KERMY, KERMY, KERMY ! 1244 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,885 IT'S KERMIT ! HOW ARE YOU DOING ? 1245 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:57,388 WHAT FRIENDLY SERVICE. HMM ! 1246 00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:00,391 WHERE WERE YOU ? WE WERE ALL SO WORRIED. YEAH ! 1247 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:04,395 WHERE WERE YOU ? I BELIEVE THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE. 1248 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:08,399 HEY, PHIL, SINCE YOU KNOW THE WAITERS, WHY DON'T YOU ORDER FOR US ? 1249 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:11,903 PHIL ? WHAT DOES HE MEAN PHIL ? KERMIT, WHAT'S WRONG ? 1250 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:14,906 ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME ? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. 1251 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:17,408 I WILL HAVE THE TUNA MELT, PLEASE, MA'AM. 1252 00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:21,913 YOU DON'T KNOW US ? I'M AFRAID NOT. 1253 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,415 SHOULD I ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHOULD YOU ? 1254 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:29,420 WE HAVE A SHOW TO PUT ON, YOUR SHOW, AND IT'S OPENING TONIGHT ! 1255 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,923 SEEING A SHOW WOULD BE A PLEASANT WAY TO SPEND THE TIME, 1256 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,926 BUT I DO HAVE SOME MARKETING DATA TO REVIEW. 1257 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:37,428 WHAT ? HMM ! 1258 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,932 HE REALLY DOESN'T REMEMBER US. WE HAVE TO GET HIM TO THE THEATER. 1259 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:43,434 KERMIT, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. GRAB HIM ! 1260 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:45,436 COME ON ! WHOA ! 1261 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:48,439 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME ? 1262 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:52,443 HEY ! THEY MUST NOT GET A LOT OF REPEAT BUSINESS HERE. 1263 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:05,456 [ Chattering ] [ Orchestra Tuning ] 1264 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:12,964 SO, THE GRIZZLY BEAR, HE WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM. 1265 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:16,968 THE PANDA BEAR IS JUST SITTING THERE. HE THINKS, "THIS IS ODD." 1266 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,972 THEN THE PHONE RINGS. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS ? IT'S THE POLAR BEAR. 1267 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:23,975 THE POLAR BEAR SAYS TO THE PANDA BEAR, 1268 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,477 "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A KOALA BEAR." 1269 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:29,981 GET IT ? "KOALA ?" WACKA, WACKA ! 1270 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:33,985 THIS IS ALL VERY AMUSING, BUT I HAVE TO BE GOING NOW. WAIT ! 1271 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:37,989 HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ! IT'S NO USE. WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR HOURS. 1272 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,491 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO. WE HAVE TO GO ON WITHOUT HIM. 1273 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:44,495 KERMIT, PLEASE ! WE NEED YOU ! COME BACK TO US ! 1274 00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:50,501 LOOK, MAYBE YOU DO KNOW ME, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU. 1275 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:53,004 I WISH I DID. 1276 00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:57,008 YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR PLACES. #### [ Orchestra ] 1277 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,520 PIGGY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ? 1278 00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:15,026 LOOK AT ME. YOU ARE NOT PHIL. YOU ARE KERMIT THE FROG. 1279 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:18,529 THAT'S GONZO. THAT'S FOZZIE. THAT'S ROWLF AND SCOOTER. 1280 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:22,033 THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS. YOU WROTE THIS SHOW FOR THEM. 1281 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:26,537 THAT'S RONNIE AND JENNY. THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO. AND I'M PIGGY. LISTEN. 1282 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:32,043 YOU ARE KERMIT THE FROG, AND YOU LOVE ME. 1283 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:36,047 YOU WANT TO MARRY ME. YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME. 1284 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:40,051 WITH YOU ? IN LOVE WITH A PIG ? [ Laughs ] 1285 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,554 WAIT TILL I TELL THE GUYS IN MARKETING. 1286 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:47,558 MAYBE YOU EXPECT ME TO GO HOG-WILD ? 1287 00:33:47,558 --> 00:33:51,562 MAYBE YOU COULD BRING HOME THE BACON, HUH ? 1288 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:56,067 AH, THE SOUNDS OF LOVE. SOU-EE ! OINK-OINK ! 1289 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:59,070 CANCEL THE SHOW ! HAI-YA ! 1290 00:33:59,553 --> 00:34:03,524 [ Groans ] 1291 00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:06,027 UH-- [ Gasps ] 1292 00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:10,531 [ Kermit ] PIGGY ? FOZZIE ? 1293 00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:13,034 WHERE AM I ANYWAY ? KERMIT ! KERMIT ! 1294 00:34:13,534 --> 00:34:16,537 KERMY, YOU REMEMBER US ! YOU REMEMBERED ! 1295 00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:20,041 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? WHAT'S GOING ON ? 1296 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:24,045 YOU'RE GOING ON. IT'S BROADWAY ! YOU MADE IT ! [ Clamoring ] 1297 00:34:24,045 --> 00:34:28,549 NO, THE SCRIPT ISN'T READY. THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 1298 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:32,553 IT'S TERRIFIC. WE GOT TO TELL EVERYBODY KERMIT'S OKAY. COME ON. 1299 00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:35,056 DO YOU REMEMBER THE OPENING NUMBER ? 1300 00:34:36,057 --> 00:34:39,060 YOU MEAN-- 1301 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:43,064 ## LOOK AT ME HERE I AM ## 1302 00:34:44,565 --> 00:34:48,569 ## RIGHT WHERE I BELONG ## 1303 00:34:48,569 --> 00:34:52,573 ## I SEE THAT FACE COMIN' BACK TO ME ## 1304 00:34:52,573 --> 00:34:55,576 ## LIKE AN OLD FAMILIAR SONG ## 1305 00:34:56,077 --> 00:35:01,082 ## WHAT BETTER PLACE COULD ANYONE BE ## 1306 00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:03,584 ## 'CAUSE YOU'RE HERE WITH ME ## 1307 00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:06,587 ## IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FO AND SO MUCH MORE ## 1308 00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:09,590 ## AND NOW I'M HERE NOW YOU'RE HERE ## 1309 00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:13,094 ## NOTHIN' CAN GO WRONG 'CAUSE I AM RIGHT WHERE ## 1310 00:35:13,094 --> 00:35:15,096 ## I BELONG #### YES ! 1311 00:35:15,096 --> 00:35:17,598 HERE WE GO ! [ Chattering ] 1312 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:21,602 HI, GUYS ! KERMIT, COULD OUR FRIENDS WATCH THE SHOW FROM BACKSTAGE ? 1313 00:35:22,103 --> 00:35:25,106 COULD THEY ? UH, WAIT A MINUTE. 1314 00:35:25,106 --> 00:35:28,609 NO ! NO, THEY CANNOT WATCH THE SHOW FROM BACKSTAGE. 1315 00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:31,612 THAT'S IT ! THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MISSING FROM THE SHOW. 1316 00:35:31,612 --> 00:35:36,117 THAT'S WHAT WE NEED: MORE FROGS AND DOGS AND BEARS AND CHICKENS AND WHATEVER. 1317 00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:40,121 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH THE SHOW. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE SHOW ! COME ON, EVERYBODY ! 1318 00:35:40,121 --> 00:35:41,622 [ Chattering ] 1319 00:35:41,622 --> 00:35:44,625 #### [ Orchestra ] 1320 00:35:50,631 --> 00:35:55,136 ## LOOK AT US, HERE WE ARE RIGHT WHERE WE BELONG ## 1321 00:35:55,136 --> 00:36:00,141 ? ## THE CURTAIN'S UP AND THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT AND THEY'RE PLAYING OUR OLD SONG ? 1322 00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:03,144 ## WHAT BETTER PLACE COULD ANYONE BE ## 1323 00:36:03,144 --> 00:36:06,147 HEY ! IT'S KERMIT ! ## 'CAUSE YOU'RE HERE WITH ME ## 1324 00:36:06,147 --> 00:36:09,150 ## SO, EVERYONE, HERE WE GO LET'S START THE SHOW ## 1325 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:12,153 [ Horn Beeping ] [ Chattering ] 1326 00:36:15,656 --> 00:36:19,160 [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Horn Honks ] 1327 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,162 [ Clucking ] 1328 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:29,670 EXTRA ! EXTRA ! SOMEBODY IS GETTING MARRIED ! 1329 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:33,174 SOMEBODY IS GETTING MARRIED ? HEY ! SOMEBODY IS GETTING MARRIED ! 1330 00:36:33,174 --> 00:36:36,677 WHOA ! SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ! 1331 00:36:36,677 --> 00:36:38,179 SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ? 1332 00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:40,681 [ Clucking ] 1333 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:43,684 ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ## 1334 00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:47,688 [ Together ] ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ## 1335 00:36:47,688 --> 00:36:51,692 ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ## ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING ## 1336 00:36:51,692 --> 00:36:53,694 ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING ## ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING ## 1337 00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:56,197 ## SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY ## 1338 00:36:56,197 --> 00:36:59,700 ## SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY SOMEBODY ## 1339 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:03,704 ## SOMEBODY GET SOME FLOWERS SOMEBODY GET A RING ## 1340 00:37:03,704 --> 00:37:07,708 ## SOMEBODY GET A CHAPEL AND A CHOIR TO SING ## 1341 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:11,712 ## SOMEBODY GET AN ORGAN TO PLAY ## 1342 00:37:11,712 --> 00:37:15,716 ## 'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED TODAY ## 1343 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:23,724 ## SOMEBODY GET A PREACHER SOMEBODY BAKE A CAKE ## 1344 00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:27,728 ## SOMEBODY GET SOME SHOES AND RICE AND PRESENTS TO TAKE ## 1345 00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:31,732 ## SOMEBODY GET A SWEET NEGLIGEE ## 1346 00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:35,736 ## 'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED TODAY ## 1347 00:37:35,736 --> 00:37:39,740 ## WEDDING, WEDDING PIG AND FROGGY WEDDING ## 1348 00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:43,744 ## SOMEBODY GET CHAMPAGNE SOMEBODY RENT A ROOM ## 1349 00:37:43,744 --> 00:37:47,748 ## SOMEBODY GET THE LOVELY BRIDE AND SOMEBODY GET THE-- ## ## SOMEBODY GET THE-- ## 1350 00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:50,251 ## SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY ## 1351 00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:53,754 ## SOMEBODY GET THIS WEDDING UNDER WAY ## 1352 00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:55,756 #### [ Gibberish ] 1353 00:37:55,756 --> 00:37:58,259 ## TODAY ## 1354 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,762 [ Ringing ] [ Applause ] 1355 00:38:13,774 --> 00:38:17,778 ## SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED ## 1356 00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:20,281 ## TODAY ## 1357 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:32,293 ARE THEY HERE YET ? ARE THEY HERE YET ? 1358 00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:35,796 DID I MISS IT ? AM I LATE ? THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 1359 00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:38,299 OH, BOY, ME CAN HARDLY WAIT. YEAH. 1360 00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:41,802 ISN'T THIS EXCITING ? IT'S THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR. 1361 00:38:42,303 --> 00:38:46,807 CAN'T WE START WITHOUT THEM ? NO, YOU CAN'T UNTIL THEY'RE HERE. 1362 00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:49,310 ? ## THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING ? 1363 00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:52,813 ## MARRIED ## 1364 00:38:53,314 --> 00:38:57,818 ## NOW #### 1365 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,322 #### [ Organ ] 1366 00:39:01,322 --> 00:39:04,325 - OH ! - OH ! 1367 00:39:15,336 --> 00:39:18,839 ? ## HE'LL MAKE ME HAPPY ? 1368 00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:21,842 ? ## EACH TIME I SEE HIM ? 1369 00:39:21,842 --> 00:39:27,848 ## HE'LL BE THE REASON MY HEART CAN SING ## 1370 00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:30,851 ## HE'LL STAND BESIDE ME ## 1371 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:34,355 ## AND I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING ## 1372 00:39:34,355 --> 00:39:37,358 ## SHE'LL MAKE ME HAPPY ## 1373 00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:40,361 ## EACH TIME I HOLD HER ## 1374 00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:43,364 ## AND I WILL FOLLOW ## 1375 00:39:43,364 --> 00:39:46,867 ## WHERE MY HEART MAY LEAD ## 1376 00:39:46,867 --> 00:39:52,873 ## AND SHE'LL BE ALL I EVER NEED ## 1377 00:39:54,375 --> 00:40:00,381 ## DAYS GO PASSING INTO YEARS ## 1378 00:40:00,381 --> 00:40:05,886 ## YEARS GO PASSING DAY BY DAY ## 1379 00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:08,889 ## SHE'LL MAKE HIM HAPPY ## 1380 00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:12,393 ## NOW AND FOREVER ## 1381 00:40:12,393 --> 00:40:15,396 ## UNTIL FOREVER ## 1382 00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:17,898 ## THEIR LOVE WILL GROW ## 1383 00:40:17,898 --> 00:40:21,402 ## SHE ONLY KNOWS ## 1384 00:40:21,402 --> 00:40:24,405 ## HE'LL MAKE HER HAPPY ## 1385 00:40:24,405 --> 00:40:27,408 ## THAT'S ALL SHE NEEDS ## 1386 00:40:27,408 --> 00:40:30,911 ## TO KNOW ## 1387 00:40:31,412 --> 00:40:33,914 ## THEY'LL BE SO HAPPY ## 1388 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:36,917 ## NOW AND FOREVER ## 1389 00:40:37,418 --> 00:40:39,920 ## UNTIL FOREVER ## 1390 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,424 ## THEIR LOVE WILL GROW ## 1391 00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:46,427 ## I ONLY KNOW ## 1392 00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:49,930 ## HE'LL MAKE ME HAPPY ## 1393 00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:53,434 ## THAT'S ALL I NEED ## 1394 00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:59,440 ## TO KNOW ## 1395 00:41:07,948 --> 00:41:11,452 PIGGY, I THOUGHT GONZO WAS GONNA PLAY THE MINISTER. 1396 00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,955 [ Giggles ] 1397 00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,958 #### [ Organ ] 1398 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:23,964 ## DO YOU, PIGGY TAKE THIS FROG TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND ## 1399 00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:26,467 ## DO YOU ## 1400 00:41:28,969 --> 00:41:33,474 ## I DO ## 1401 00:41:33,474 --> 00:41:37,478 [ Crying, Blowing Nose ] SHH. 1402 00:41:37,478 --> 00:41:42,983 ## DO YOU, FROGGY TAKE THIS PIG TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE ## 1403 00:41:43,484 --> 00:41:45,986 ## UNTIL YOU DIE ## 1404 00:41:47,488 --> 00:41:50,491 ## OH, I ## 1405 00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:55,996 ## OH, I ## 1406 00:41:55,996 --> 00:41:58,999 ## DO YOU ## 1407 00:42:01,502 --> 00:42:03,504 UH-- UH-- 1408 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:13,514 ## I DO ## 1409 00:42:15,516 --> 00:42:21,021 ## THEN BECAUSE YOU SHARE A LOVE SO BIG ## 1410 00:42:21,021 --> 00:42:24,024 ## I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU ## 1411 00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:28,529 ## FROG AND PIG ## 1412 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:32,032 [ Cheering ] 1413 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,043 THEY GOT MARRIED ! 1414 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:53,554 ## WHAT BETTER WAY COULD ANYTHING END ## 1415 00:42:53,554 --> 00:42:57,057 ## HAND IN HAND WITH A FRIEND #### 1416 00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:00,561 [ Gasps ] 1417 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:45,666 [ Miss Piggy ] ## SAYING GOOD-BYE, GOING AWAY ? ? 1418 00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:51,171 ## SEEMS LIKE GOOD-BYE'S SUCH A HARD THING TO SAY ## 1419 00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:56,677 [ Kermit ] ## TOUCHING A HAND WONDERING WHY ## 1420 00:44:56,677 --> 00:45:01,682 [ Together ] ## IT'S TIME FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 1421 00:45:04,685 --> 00:45:10,190 [ Scooter ] ## SAYING GOOD-BYE WHY IS IT SAD ## 1422 00:45:10,190 --> 00:45:15,696 ## MAKES US REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE'VE HAD ## 1423 00:45:16,196 --> 00:45:21,201 ## MUCH MORE TO SAY FOOLISH TO TRY ## 1424 00:45:21,201 --> 00:45:25,706 ## IT'S TIME FOR SAYING GOOD-BYE ## 1425 00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:34,214 [ Gonzo ] ## DON'T WANT TO LEAVE BUT WE BOTH KNOW ## 1426 00:45:34,715 --> 00:45:38,719 [ Camilla Clucks ] [ Gonzo ] ## SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO GO ? ? 1427 00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,721 [ Camilla Clucks ] 1428 00:45:40,721 --> 00:45:46,226 [ Rowlf ] ## SOMEHOW I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN ## 1429 00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:51,732 ## NOT SURE QUITE WHERE AND I DON'T KNOW JUST WHEN ## 1430 00:45:51,732 --> 00:45:57,237 [ Floyd ] ## YOU'RE IN MY HEART SO UNTIL THEN ## 1431 00:45:57,237 --> 00:46:00,240 [ Muppets ] ## IT'S TIME FOR SAYING ## 1432 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:03,744 ## GOOD-BYE #### 1433 00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:11,752 [ Muppets ] ## TOGETHER AGAIN ## 1434 00:46:11,752 --> 00:46:16,757 ## NOW WE'RE HERE AND THERE'S NO NEED REMEMBERING WHEN ## 1435 00:46:16,757 --> 00:46:21,261 ## 'CAUSE NO FEELING FEELS LIKE THAT FEELING ## 1436 00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:23,764 ## TOGETHER A-- ## 1437 00:46:23,764 --> 00:46:25,766 ## TOGETHER A-- ## 1438 00:46:25,766 --> 00:46:28,268 ## TOGETHER ## 1439 00:46:28,268 --> 00:46:32,773 ## AGAIN ## 1440 00:46:32,773 --> 00:46:35,275 ## TOGETHER AGAIN #### 1441 00:46:35,776 --> 00:46:38,278 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 1442 00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:41,281 [ Animal ] BYE-BYE ! BYE-BYE ! 1443 00:46:41,281 --> 00:46:45,786 BYE-BYE ! BYE-BYE ! BYE-BYE ! 1444 00:46:45,786 --> 00:46:47,921 HASTA LUEGO.