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Are you feeling awfully?

2
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I am, Gerry.

3
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You haven't had a good meal for days,

4
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I would feel jolly unwell if I didn't eat.

5
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You at least understand.

6
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The others are louts.

7
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Larry's an intelllectual lout and
Leslie's just a lout.

8
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I'm glad to see
you're in the sunshine at last,

9
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it can't do you any good
to moon about in your room.

10
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I don't moon, I've got a broken heart,
you silly little boy.

11
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I fell in, trying to catch a crab
with an ane-nome (anemone) on its back.

12
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The interesting thing is,
the crab put it there. It does.

13
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- It helps it catch things.
- Go away!

14
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I liked Peter, pity he's gone.

15
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Yes, you did.

16
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I'm sorry.

17
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But still go away.

18
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I was going anyway!

19
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I'm starving!

20
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Oh, dear.

21
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I almost thought a little food
might pass her lips tonight.

22
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She even nibbled at
a piece of toast this morning

23
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- I shall tear It up.
- Good idea.

24
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Oh, no!

25
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We've all agreed that letters
are sacrosanct.

26
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You tore up mine.

27
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They were from Paris.

28
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From my friends.

29
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I don't approve of your friends in Paris.
And I apologised.

30
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It was in fact an accident.

31
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No, we must give It to her.

32
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We could steam It open.

33
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Thoroughly dishonest, mother.

34
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I'm only doing It for Margo,
I'd do the same for you.

35
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- Please don't.
- You snatched those letters from me,

36
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that's how they were torn.

37
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It could be delayed.

38
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Oh, what a good idea, Leslie.

39
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Just until we've got
some food inside her.

40
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- He is comings.
- What do you mean, Spiro?

41
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I think so.

42
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Mister Peters,
he is coming to take her away.

43
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I knows it.

44
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I should not have broughts it.

45
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I should have thrown myself
off the cliff with it.

46
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That's very kind of you, Spiro,
but we do rely on you for mail.

47
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If he is comings,
I will get the boys onto him.

48
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He will not be safe
anywhere on the islands.

49
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And If he shows his faces,

50
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I will rubs him out.

51
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But he is comings,

52
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mark my words.

53
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I knows the heart.

54
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(Speaks Greek)

55
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It is, er…very Greek
to have this passion,

56
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where the food cannot get to the belly

57
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- and you throws.
- Look, look at the size of them!

58
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Aren't they beautiful?

59
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(Chirps)

60
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Ooh! Ohh!

61
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You shouldn't show Spiro things like that,
you know he's got a weak stomach.

62
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I know and I am careful,

63
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but these are beautiful creatures,
aren't they?

64
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Yes, they are, dear, they're…

65
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They're…they're lovely.
Aren't they, Larry?

66
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- Leslie?
- Exquisite.

67
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Er, pretty.

68
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It's just that everyone doesn't see things
in the same way that y…that we do.

69
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And I've only just
got Margo eating again.

70
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Please, Gerry.

71
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Poor Spiro.

72
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- It's all right, Spiro.
- Uhh.

73
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(Frogs chirp quietly)

74
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(Sighs)

75
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Ohh.

76
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Gollys, Master Gerrys.

77
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Why do you show me such things?

78
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I'm sorry I rushes off, Mrs Durrells

79
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but honest the gods,
when I see one of them bastards…

80
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I just has to throws

81
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and I think is better that I throws
outside than in heres.

82
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Absolutely, Spiro. They're
the most horrible things I've ever seen.

83
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- Yes, to be honest.
- Oh.

84
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(Quiet chirping)

85
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Please, don't ever show them things
to me again, Master Gerrys.

86
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- Please.
- (Chirping)

87
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Excuse me.

88
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(Chirping)

89
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I hope you've
washed your hands, Gerry.

90
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Yes.

91
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Where are they?

92
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Safely under my bed.

93
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I think aesthetically
you are all limited.

94
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Eh?

95
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If you don't mind me saying so.

96
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You might be right.

97
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I'm starving.

98
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Well, you wouldn't be,
had you come down earlier.

99
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- It won't have ruined Leslie's appetite.
- Lord, no. Nothing can do that.

100
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I'm glad to hear
that you're hungry, Margo.

101
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Spiro had to throws.

102
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- Leslie.
- Just making conversation, mother.

103
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Did he bring the mail?

104
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Yes.

105
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Would you mind waiting until we've eaten?

106
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No, not at all.

107
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As I said, I'm starving.

108
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(Sobs quietly)

109
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(Sobs)

110
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Margo?

111
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He's coming for me.

112
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So there!

113
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Best thing he could do.

114
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What does she mean?

115
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I think he intends to carry her off.

116
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That is an excellent idea.

117
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It is not, and you must stop
saying such things, Larry.

118
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She's a very young girl
and she's your sister.

119
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That's right.

120
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We must mount a 24-hour guard.

121
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- Thank you, Leslie.
- Don't rely on me.

122
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Oh, no, look at her.

123
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I don't want him to.

124
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I've only just started to eat again.

125
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Right, mother,

126
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I shall kill two birds with one stone.

127
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There's been a certain amount
of petty pilfering.

128
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I shall set a trap.

129
00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:19,036
Hello, Geronimo,
you're early tonight.

130
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"Cecily, the praying mantis,

131
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"devouring her mate,
while they mate.

132
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"He's still mating,
though half-eaten."

133
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(Chirruping)

134
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Did you know she was eating him

135
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- all of the time they were mating?
- Ha!

136
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This'll get him.

137
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Who?

138
00:11:50,598 --> 00:11:53,158
Erm, Peter what's-his-name.

139
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If he comes back for Margo.

140
00:11:56,078 --> 00:11:59,195
And it'll stop that pilfering
from the jetty.

141
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:02,029
First sound…

142
00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:03,477
bang.

143
00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:07,636
I've got Spiro out on patrol,
down there.

144
00:12:08,318 --> 00:12:11,515
And he's got all his cousins
watching the port.

145
00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:14,196
Right.

146
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,830
Block your ears, Gerry.

147
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,556
(Loud bang)

148
00:12:23,798 --> 00:12:25,789
(Music on wireless)

149
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,990
Cecily is pregant.

150
00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:12,871
Don't look at me.

151
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,751
- Or me.
- Who's Cecily, dear?

152
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:18,073
My praying mantis, she's pregant.

153
00:13:18,118 --> 00:13:19,790
Oh, that's nice.

154
00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:22,190
Here comes Margo.

155
00:13:22,238 --> 00:13:25,275
She seems to have recovered
her appetite, so try to be good.

156
00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:29,231
No mention of you-know-who
or love or anything like that.

157
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,271
Good morning, Margo.

158
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- Morning.
- Morning.

159
00:13:34,238 --> 00:13:35,956
Have some toast, Margo.

160
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,477
Thank you.

161
00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:43,270
My mantis is pregnant, Margo.

162
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:45,311
Any day now, eggs.

163
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,508
And do you know they eat
their husbands while they are doing it.

164
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,708
I watched Cecily, she's my mantis.

165
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:52,986
And do you know,

166
00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:56,314
he didn't stop doing It
all the time she was eating him.

167
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First the head, then the thorax,

168
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,030
munching away.

169
00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:04,269
There, look what you've done.

170
00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:09,312
(Sobs) I think that's the most
tragic tale I've ever heard.

171
00:14:14,318 --> 00:14:16,752
I don't think they regard It as tragic.

172
00:14:16,798 --> 00:14:19,073
Animals can be quite…quite…

173
00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:20,517
Insensitive?

174
00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:24,949
No. Matter-of-fact
about food. (Slurps)

175
00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:32,955
( Gramophone) ♪ So, honey, don't you cry

176
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:37,037
♪ We'll find a silver lining

177
00:14:37,078 --> 00:14:40,195
♪ The clouds will soon roll by ♪

178
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:45,070
♪ I hear a robin singing

179
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:49,430
♪ Upon a tree-top high

180
00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:53,187
♪ To you and me he's singing

181
00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:57,629
♪ The clouds will soon roll by

182
00:14:57,678 --> 00:15:00,875
♪ Each little tear and sorrow

183
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:04,877
♪ Only brings you closer to me

184
00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:09,070
♪ Just wait until tomorrow

185
00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:14,146
♪ What a happy day that will be

186
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:18,396
♪ Down Lovers' Lane together

187
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:22,272
♪ We'll wander, you and I ♪

188
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,913
- Good night, Ulysses.
- ♪ Goodbye to stormy weather ♪

189
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,432
♪ The clouds will soon roll by ♪

190
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:33,749
(Quiet chirping)

191
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,669
(Soft thump)

192
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,997
(Gunshot)

193
00:16:59,038 --> 00:17:01,029
(Roger barks)

194
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,390
(Barking)

195
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:10,588
She's done something silly. Poor girl.

196
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,708
- What?
- This family is driving me mad.

197
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,988
- This is the limit.
- You've shot him.

198
00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:19,429
- Keep calm! Keep calm! It ‘s only burglars.
- Are you all right?

199
00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:21,867
If you killed him I'll never speak to you again.

200
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:25,513
- I thought you'd done something silly.
- Don't be silly.

201
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:31,112
Animals and explosions all day
and then 21-gun salutes during the night.

202
00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:32,955
Can't you give us some warning?

203
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:35,592
I can't shoot burglars
if I give warnings.

204
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,991
You ought to try, dear.

205
00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:38,992
This was an accident,

206
00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:41,836
I got my foot caught in something
in my sleep.

207
00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:44,346
Couldn't you ring a bell or something?

208
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,990
Roger!

209
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:47,596
(Quietens down)

210
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:50,395
Come on, Roger.

211
00:17:56,878 --> 00:17:58,277
Geronimo.

212
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,347
- Geronimo?
- (Faint chirp)

213
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:05,837
Geronimo?

214
00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:09,912
Oh, no, you haven't!

215
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,557
You have.

216
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:17,469
(Soft chirp)

217
00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:20,315
(Sighs)

218
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,469
What a lovely day.

219
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,955
What a lovely, lovely, lovely day.

220
00:18:35,038 --> 00:18:37,347
I wish I could just sail away
for ever and a day

221
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:39,195
on such a lovely day.

222
00:18:40,278 --> 00:18:43,475
Ever and ever and ever and a day.

223
00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:15,190
Aunt Mabel's moved to Sussex.

224
00:19:16,558 --> 00:19:21,712
She says, "Henry has passed
all his exams and is going into a…

225
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,635
"bank."

226
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:27,350
At least, I think it's a bank.

227
00:19:27,398 --> 00:19:30,037
Her handwriting really is appalling.

228
00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:33,673
Uncle Stephen has broken his leg,
poor old thing.

229
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:36,596
And his bladder.

230
00:19:37,638 --> 00:19:39,594
- Hmm?
- Well…

231
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:41,910
What?

232
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:46,315
Oh, no, no. I think it's broken his leg,
falling off a ladder.

233
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:51,273
It's ridiculous at his age being
anywhere near a bladder…er, ladder.

234
00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:30,228
She asks after you, Larry.

235
00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:32,075
Mm.

236
00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:33,517
Hopes you are well, Leslie.

237
00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:36,197
- Hm?
- And Marg…where's Margo?

238
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,433
Larry, where's Margo?

239
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,150
- What?
- Margo, where is she?

240
00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:42,517
I don't know.

241
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,355
She's all right, isn't she?

242
00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:46,958
Got her own lovelorn nonsense.

243
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:50,957
Well, she's eating
and she's coming out of her room.

244
00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:52,829
Can strike at any time.

245
00:20:54,118 --> 00:20:56,586
I don't think she's over it
by a long chalk.

246
00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:58,390
Mm.

247
00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:02,397
- I'm very well.
- What?

248
00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:06,316
Well, next time you write
to Aunt Mabel, say yes.

249
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:08,907
Yes what, dear?

250
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:10,949
Yes, I'm very well.

251
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,628
Oh, yes, I see…
You can tell her yourself.

252
00:21:16,678 --> 00:21:18,589
She's coming to stay.

253
00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:22,313
- What?
- What?

254
00:21:49,398 --> 00:21:52,788
I don't see how we can refuse.
She is a relative.

255
00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:56,308
She's been advised by the doctors
that she needs a warm climate.

256
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,954
Oh, come on, the world is littered
with warm…very warm climates.

257
00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:02,556
Why choose us?

258
00:22:02,598 --> 00:22:05,271
Great-Aunt Hermione
hasn't much longer to live.

259
00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:07,036
I thought she'd died years ago.

260
00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,638
Because you never listen
when I read her letters.

261
00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:10,667
That's right.

262
00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:14,711
It's bad enough Aunt Mabel wanting
to come. She's bad enough.

263
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:17,352
At least she'll have
to go back at some time.

264
00:22:18,278 --> 00:22:20,587
Great-Aunt Hermione
intends to die here.

265
00:22:20,638 --> 00:22:23,835
Oh, come now, Larry,
she could live for years yet.

266
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:28,150
Oh, no.

267
00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,035
No, you're right.

268
00:22:32,078 --> 00:22:36,310
"I'm sure, as you now seem to able
to afford such a large establishment,

269
00:22:36,358 --> 00:22:39,430
"you would not begrudge
a small corner to an old woman…

270
00:22:39,478 --> 00:22:41,469
"who's not much longer to live."

271
00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:46,115
Well, what can we do?

272
00:22:47,518 --> 00:22:49,270
(Larry) Smallpox.

273
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,786
I'll write and tell her we've got smallpox.

274
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:57,196
Oh, that's a good excuse. In detail.
That's the secret of good letter-writing,

275
00:22:57,238 --> 00:22:58,876
always paint a good picture.

276
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:01,113
You know that,
you're going to be a writer.

277
00:23:01,158 --> 00:23:06,357
I am a writer, but I can't work if the
villa is crammed with geriatrics come to die.

278
00:23:06,398 --> 00:23:08,389
Well, I'm not joining in this.

279
00:23:09,318 --> 00:23:11,434
But I will say…

280
00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:14,151
she sings hymns in the lavatory.

281
00:23:14,198 --> 00:23:16,154
Rock of Ages.

282
00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:18,189
And everyone has to queue.

283
00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:25,152
I don't know why you
keep in touch with the old hags.

284
00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,792
They're either fossilised or mental,
all of them.

285
00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:30,068
My relatives are not mental.

286
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,710
Oh, they are.

287
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:34,226
Aunt Bertha keeps
flocks of imaginary cats.

288
00:23:34,278 --> 00:23:37,270
Great-Uncle Patrick
goes about naked telling strangers

289
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:39,115
he killed whales with a penknife.

290
00:23:39,158 --> 00:23:40,477
Bats!

291
00:23:40,518 --> 00:23:42,554
But they're not mental.

292
00:23:42,598 --> 00:23:45,590
They are a…a little queer,
some of them.

293
00:23:45,638 --> 00:23:47,594
But not enought to be put away.

294
00:23:47,638 --> 00:23:51,108
You'll probably be queer
when you get to their age.

295
00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:54,193
The thing to do is move.

296
00:23:55,758 --> 00:23:56,747
Move?

297
00:23:56,798 --> 00:23:59,107
Well, to a smaller villa.

298
00:23:59,158 --> 00:24:02,753
But we've only just moved here
in order to make room for your friends.

299
00:24:02,798 --> 00:24:06,154
Well, now we have to move
to cope with your relatives.

300
00:24:06,198 --> 00:24:08,666
"No room, can't have you.

301
00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:11,790
"Fallen on hard times, can't feed you."

302
00:24:38,598 --> 00:24:40,350
A smaller villa.

303
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:43,629
Has somoebody moved
the Bootle Bumtrinket?

304
00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:45,157
No, dear.

305
00:24:45,198 --> 00:24:47,314
Well, somebody must have!

306
00:24:47,358 --> 00:24:49,474
It must be a very small villa, Spiro.

307
00:24:49,518 --> 00:24:51,634
Yes, yes, Mr Larrys,

308
00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:55,512
Mrs Durrells, but, er,
you want bathrooms.

309
00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:57,071
Well, of course.

310
00:24:57,118 --> 00:24:59,109
But one bathrooms will do.

311
00:24:59,158 --> 00:25:01,991
It won't. Gerry fills the bath
with wriggly things.

312
00:25:02,038 --> 00:25:04,029
No, no, no, It must be more than one.

313
00:25:06,398 --> 00:25:08,958
Larry, where did you say
that Margo was?

314
00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:18,229
(Speaks Greek)

315
00:25:19,398 --> 00:25:21,753
Lugaretzia,
have you seen Margo?

316
00:25:21,798 --> 00:25:22,947
(Speaks Greek)

317
00:25:22,998 --> 00:25:24,317
Margo?

318
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:26,349
Is in the sea.

319
00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:34,869
Oh, my God, I'm sinking!

320
00:25:38,718 --> 00:25:40,629
Ohh!

321
00:25:49,518 --> 00:25:50,553
There she is!

322
00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:57,148
(Leslie) This way, Margo!

323
00:25:57,198 --> 00:25:59,712
- Margo!
- This way!

324
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:01,157
Help!

325
00:26:02,398 --> 00:26:04,548
(Leslie) This way, Margo!

326
00:26:04,598 --> 00:26:09,194
- You're going to Albania, Margo, this way.
- If she sinks the Bootle Bumtrinket,

327
00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:10,956
I'll never speak to her again.

328
00:26:10,998 --> 00:26:12,590
Help!

329
00:26:14,678 --> 00:26:17,988
- Lift back!
- She'd be better to swim for it.

330
00:26:18,038 --> 00:26:19,756
And leave my boat?

331
00:26:19,798 --> 00:26:23,791
Margo, this way! And row harder!

332
00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:30,354
- I don't think she's going to make it.
- She jolly well better!

333
00:26:30,398 --> 00:26:32,787
No! No, Ma…Margo!

334
00:26:32,838 --> 00:26:35,716
Oh, look, someone'll
have to go in after her.

335
00:26:35,758 --> 00:26:37,111
- Spiro?
- Yes!

336
00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:40,114
I can't swims.

337
00:26:40,158 --> 00:26:43,070
You built the blasted thing,
you go and get her!

338
00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:44,517
All right.

339
00:26:47,278 --> 00:26:48,552
(Margo) Help me!

340
00:26:50,118 --> 00:26:52,109
I'm sinking!

341
00:26:54,358 --> 00:26:56,030
(Weeps)

342
00:26:56,078 --> 00:26:58,876
(Sobbing) Larry, I tried to row it.

343
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,147
(Screams)

344
00:27:03,838 --> 00:27:05,237
(Larry) It's all right.

345
00:27:06,278 --> 00:27:09,270
(Sobbing) Let me get out!

346
00:27:12,558 --> 00:27:15,118
What have you done to my boat?

347
00:27:15,158 --> 00:27:17,194
It wasn't me.

348
00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:19,547
The stupid boat hit the rocks!

349
00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:23,394
Really Margo,
I sometimes wonder if you're quite mad.

350
00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:25,110
You do the most silly things!

351
00:27:25,158 --> 00:27:28,753
(Wails) Oh, Mummy,
it could have happened to anyone.

352
00:27:29,678 --> 00:27:31,316
I'll tell you one thing.

353
00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:34,110
I'm cured of love.

354
00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:39,749
That's all very well and good,

355
00:27:39,798 --> 00:27:41,277
cured of love!

356
00:27:41,318 --> 00:27:43,229
But what about my boat?

357
00:27:43,278 --> 00:27:45,792
What's it cured of? Nothing!

358
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:47,556
Nothing at all!

359
00:27:47,598 --> 00:27:51,193
If that's curing love,
someone should say sorry!