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[rock music]

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Come to bed, darling, I
hope you're in the mood.

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- I'm always in the mood, bah!
- What?

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Time for a bit of coitus non-interruptus.

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- Johnson!
- What, is it showing?

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What the blazes do you think you're doing?

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Well Dave, you did say
you'd be stepping aside

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at some point so I thought, tempus fugit,

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time for yours truly to take
over duties at number 10.

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You can't just swan in and take my place!

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I've still got five years

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of vital government chillaxing to do!

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Very well, I'm always here if you need me

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and if you don't.

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- Just get out.
- Message received.

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Incomprehensible classical reference.

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The Johnsonator has left the building.

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Don't suppose there's any
chance of a threesome?

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- Ugh!
- No.

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[grumbling]

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[bright trumpet music]

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Well, this is a truly remarkable piece,

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an utterly unique artifact

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from the birthplace of human civilization.

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I'd say it was over 4,000 years old.

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How much is it worth?

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It's impossible to put a price on it,

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it's totally irreplaceable.

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Death to false idols!

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[yelling]

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That's all from the
Antiques Roadshow, Syria.

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Next week we'll be in Appledore, in Devon.

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See you then.

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What period would you say he's from?

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Definitely the Dark Ages.

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[gun firing]

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[intense music]

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- Is he gone?
- Yes.

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I think we finally got rid of him.

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Thank heavens for that.

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Arg, I'm back from the dead!

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[screaming]

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Takes more than a few knives
in the back to kill Nige off!

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Get out, get out, get out!

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- Ah, UKIP man, eh?
- He's a zombie!

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No, just a good old-fashioned
British hangover.

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Nothing that a full English
won't sort, eh, love?

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[slapping]

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Ow, how do we get rid of him?

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You can't, I'm gonna be
around for another 20 years.

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Try bashing his brains
out with a sledgehammer.

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Or we could just wait until
the booze and fags kill him.

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Yeah, that might be quicker.

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Mine's a pint of brains! [belching]

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♪ She's Mrs. Crown ♪

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[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

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welcome to Mrs. Crown's Boys!

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[audience cheering]

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Ah, there you are, my loyal plebs.

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It's me off the stamps or as
I like to call them, selfies.

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[audience laughing]

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You have to excuse me.

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I've got a house full of
idle layabouts, as usual.

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I suppose you'll be wanting
me to pour your tea, Camilla.

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Yes please, ma'am.

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Just how you like it with a drop of milk

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and a fucking load of whiskey.

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[audience laughing]

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Charles and I had a bit
of a row this morning.

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He's not talking to me.

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That's odd, I thought he
liked talking to vegetables.

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[audience laughing]

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He's in a bad mood because
of his fecking letters.

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How did the press get hold of them?

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I'm guessing they looked
in the fecking bin.

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[audience laughing]

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They'll make everyone think
I'm a cantankerous old bore.

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So no change there, then.

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You keep out of this!

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I don't know why you're
wasting your fucking time

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banging on about endangered species.

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Because I love the Patagonian tooth fish!

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Yes, so do I, it is fucking delicious!

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Uh, you're going to get
one of my angry letters!

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Good, because we've run out of bog roll.

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[sighing]

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Good night, plebs. [laughing]

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[audience applauding]

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[easygoing music]

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♪ In Korea, in North Korea ♪

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♪ Defense Chief sleep tonight ♪

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♪ I was speaking ♪

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♪ And he was sleeping ♪

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♪ Now he sleep all right ♪

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♪ Eee ♪

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♪ Blow him away ♪

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♪ Blow him away, blow him away ♪

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♪ I get my way, I get my way ♪

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♪ I've got a bomb, I've got a bomb ♪

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♪ You could be next, you could be next ♪

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♪ I am insane, I am insane ♪

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♪ Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪

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- [imitating chicken clucking]
- [imitating rooster crowing]

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[exploding]

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[Announcer] It's Britain's Got Tories!

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[audience cheering and applauding]

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Hello, my name's...

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Get on with it, tell us your sob story.

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Oh, well, I'm here tonight for my grandma.

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[Audience] Oh!

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Oh, good start.

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She had a stroke,

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but there are no beds for her in hospital

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and now there's no money
for a career, and we...

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[buzzing]

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It's a no from me, we've
all got to make sacrifices.

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Oh yes, this is non-vintage, bleh!

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- Next.
- I'm from London.

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My domestic violence
refuge has been closed down

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and my ex-partner...

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[buzzing]

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Look, everyone, I've fallen over!

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[laughing]

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- What a character!
- Next.

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I am pregnant and I just
escaped genocide in Darfur...

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[buzzing]

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My face isn't moving,
but you are, deport her!

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- Oh, that's a bit harsh.
- Next.

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Hello, my father's dying,
and he's a multi-millionaire.

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I'm worried I may have
to pay a tiny bit of tax

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on the fortune I'm going to inherit.

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[sobbing]

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It's the saddest story I ever heard.

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You are an aspirational role model!

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That gets my Golden Buzzer.

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[buzzing]

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Have some more money on us!

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Next patient, please.

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Ah, a fine and very good morning to you,

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doctor and physician, sire.

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Please take a seat, Miss Hart.

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Verily I shall the seat
take, thanking you, doctore.

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[grunting]

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Gratuitous extra shot of me.

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So Miranda, I assume it's about

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your chronic problem with balance?

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- What problem with balance?
- [thudding]

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More what I call, shots of me.

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Let's have a little look-see.

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Do I need to take my clothes off?

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Please say yes, please say yes.

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I think I can see the problem,

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- just hold still for a minute.
- [popping]

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- Ouchington!
- There you go, it's a marble.

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Heavens to Betsington, must
have been there for years.

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I lost my marbles yonks ago.

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Funny marbles joke.

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Now try taking a few steps for me please.

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I'll give it what I call a go.

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No trip, no dive, no pratfall.

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- Yes, you're cured!
- Cured?

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I'm stuffed, my career's ruined!

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- Give me back that marble!
- [popping]

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- Ah, that's better, whoopsie!
- [thudding]

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Hurrah! Such fun!

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[thudding]

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[Announcer] In a world gone crazy for oil.

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Get your pound's worth of black gold!

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[Announcer] They came
from across the border.

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Why can't I be at the wheel for once?

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[Announcer] They crushed
all who stood in their way.

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Love the SNP.

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Actually, it was the Lib
Dems who did this to me.

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- We're taking over!
- Woo-hoo!

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[Announcer] Mad Macs.

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Look, I'm always willing to negotiate.

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- Negotiate this!
- [grunting]

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Why don't I get to do
any of the fun stuff?

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[Announcer] Mad Macs, coming
to Westminster very soon.

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[rock music]

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Oh, Cara, love your new selfie stick.

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- That's my arm.
- Oh yeah, ha ha, nice one.

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[camera shutter clicking]

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So Sherlock, who do you think did it?

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From the angle of the knife in his chest,

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the unusual way in which
the blood is pooling,

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and the time at which his watch stopped,

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I have absolutely no idea.

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[cellphone beeping]

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Ah, a text message from
a mysterious source.

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This could be the breakthrough we need.

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Bugger, more spam.

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So you've no idea who's behind this?

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No, I've tried to get
taken off their database,

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but you never reach the call center.

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[cellphone beeping]

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No, God give me strength!

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Bloody spam, enough!

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I can't think!

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- [clattering]
- [crunching]

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- That's better.
- [cellphone beeping]

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- What?
- Hang on, he's got a phone!

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Have you been a victim
of a fatal stabbing?

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You may be entitled to compensation.

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Come with me constable,

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there's serial killer on the loose.

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- Really?
- Yes, me!

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I'm going to find out who's
responsible for these texts

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and kill every last bloody one of them.

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- Ho ho, let's do it!
- High five!

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["Star-Spangled Banner"]

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Sure you don't want me

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to pick up the dry cleaning, Michelle?

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I got nothing else to do.

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Hell, I even started a Twitter account.

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[sighing]

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Okay honey, bye.

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[dramatic music]

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Whoa!

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Sir, I have something I need
you to look at urgently.

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Urgent? Great!

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Fantastic! Let's do this!

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[dramatic music]

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[urgent beeping]

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Oh, sweet.

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["Friends" theme music]

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Keane, this is just an
old episode of Friends.

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I know, Mr. President sir,
but it's a really great one.

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Phoebe gets a recording contract.

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I guess I do like the Phoebe episodes.

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[chuckling]

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[urban music]

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Hello and welcome to the show

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where we have a good poke
around people's intimate bits.

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And someone who's done more
than his fair share of that

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is Russell Brand.

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Greetings and salutifications!

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Me tummy-wummy is a source
of excruciating woe!

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Me bowel movements have
all but terminated,

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that's causing me to perambulate

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in a right unorthodox manner.

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Well, I think I know
what the problem is here.

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I've had a look at your x-rays

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and you're absolutely,
totally, full of shit.

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Well, that explainifies everything.

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- Want to see my abs?
- How very meterosexual!

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[bright music]

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Hello, I'm Kay Burley,

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dredging the sewer of news

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for the sweet corn of
human misery [hissing]

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- with me is Prince Harry.
- Hello!

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So, Copperknob, you want to
bring back national service?

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Yah, the army made me the man I am today.

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- A rich, unemployed waster?
- A bit harsh.

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Actually, I think it's a brilliant idea.

257
00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,680
Oh, great!

258
00:09:28,681 --> 00:09:30,599
More chance of grieving relatives for me

259
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,439
to shove a microphone in front of.

260
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,280
- [hissing]
- Ah!

261
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,399
I thought the Taliban were scary!

262
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,960
[spooky music]

263
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,319
- [growling]
- [coughing]

264
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,639
Earth creature,

265
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,519
we have traveled countless light
years to visit your planet.

266
00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,599
Oh, I shouldn't have
taken that funny tablet

267
00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,079
while I was in Ibiza.

268
00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,159
Take me to your leader.

269
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,999
Well, um, that's a bit
tricky at the moment.

270
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,639
The Labor Party haven't actually got one.

271
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,079
I need to see your leader.

272
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,479
Well, the whole selection process

273
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,479
has been changed since last time.

274
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,559
Why have they changed it?

275
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,960
It's to make sure they don't end up

276
00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:18,319
choosing the wrong leader, again.

277
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,239
You look familiar, are you
also from Zebulon Four?

278
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,079
- Uh, Primrose Hill.
- Oh, sounds posh!

279
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,159
Well, if you have no leader,

280
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,559
we will be forced to destroy you.

281
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,799
No need, we're doing that to ourselves.

282
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,719
I'm afraid your mission is pointless.

283
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,320
- At least I tried.
- [groaning]

284
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,399
Tell him he can come in now.

285
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,759
Oi, that's my line.

286
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,199
Now, what do MI6 want from me?

287
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,439
Lord Sugar, your country needs
your help to defeat ISIS.

288
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,799
Brilliant, what's the plan?

289
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,239
Me and Andy McNab parachuting
behind enemy lines?

290
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,839
Stab 'em all in the back
like I did with Labour Party?

291
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,639
- Love it.
- Not quite, Lord Sugar.

292
00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,839
We were thinking of sending
in your apprentices.

293
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,879
Eh?

294
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,160
They're going to infiltrate ISIS

295
00:11:02,184 --> 00:11:03,439
and destroy them from within.

296
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,679
But my apprentices

297
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,479
are a bunch of naive, egotistical idiots.

298
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,159
So they should blend
in seamlessly at ISIS.

299
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,000
Genius!

300
00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,479
Within weeks of your apprentices joining,

301
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,199
the terrorists will turn on each other,

302
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,079
the group will be riven with infighting.

303
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,519
And they'll divert all
their energy into arguing

304
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,079
over new ice cream flavors

305
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,599
and designing unsellable kids' toys.

306
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,519
- Exactly.
- Count me in.

307
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,799
- Where do I sign?
- Don't use that pen!

308
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,319
- [pen shooting]
- [groaning]

309
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,399
Pen, you're fired.

310
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,119
[groaning]

311
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,620
Wa-hoo!

312
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,000
[thudding]

313
00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:39,039
Right, five minutes to sort out

314
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,839
this week's London mayor's agenda.

315
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,319
All right hats, ready for action.

316
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,680
What's the mayor's next big idea?

317
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,559
Build, bah.

318
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,079
Bovine, bah.

319
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,639
Power station, bah.

320
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,119
In Leicester Square?

321
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,439
[Natalie] I'm on it, boss!

322
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,240
Tippity-top!

323
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,159
See you next week, off to the MP job now.

324
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,660
Huzzah!

325
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,159
- [thudding]
- [groaning]

326
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,000
Natalie, need some mouth-to-mouth.

327
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,479
[thudding]

328
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,279
[audience applauding]

329
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,120
[Announcer] The Cube!

330
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,119
Welcome back to The Cube.

331
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,000
[Announcer] The Cube!

332
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,159
Thank you, tonight, taking
the challenge of The Cube...

333
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,279
[Announcer] The Cube!

334
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,120
Enough!

335
00:12:19,121 --> 00:12:20,599
It's Wayne Rooney.

336
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,799
All right, Mr. Schofield.

337
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,839
Wayne, who've ya got
supporting you tonight?

338
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,279
- It's me Uncle Roy.
- Come on now, Wayne.

339
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,519
You can do this.

340
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,279
Well Wayne, let's hear
your challenge tonight.

341
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,959
[Announcer] You have 90 minutes

342
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,239
to get this ball into this goal.

343
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,479
So are you ready to face
the challenge of The Cube?

344
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,519
[Announcer] The Cube!

345
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,879
I already said The Cube!

346
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,840
[Announcer] The Cube!

347
00:12:41,841 --> 00:12:42,959
Oh!

348
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,639
I don't really understand the rules.

349
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,079
Wayne, my boy, let me simplify it for you.

350
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,879
Ball, kick, goal.

351
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,799
Oh, why didn't he just say that?

352
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:55,039
Wayne, it's time to go into
the Square Shaped Thing.

353
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,480
[Announcer] The Square Shaped Thing!

354
00:12:56,504 --> 00:12:58,119
- [snarling]
- [grunting]

355
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:58,960
Ow!

356
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,239
Come on Wayne, regroup.

357
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,740
Get in the box!

358
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,999
[audience applauding]

359
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,759
Your time starts now.

360
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,239
[Announcer] Now.

361
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,920
[ball bouncing]

362
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,300
Oh, no, disaster!

363
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,959
Uncle Roy?

364
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,719
No, I think there's
still a lot of positives

365
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,839
to be taken from tonight's performance.

366
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,959
For instance, I'm having
a nice free night out

367
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,319
in a lovely warm studio,

368
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,959
so I could turn off the boiler at home.

369
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,359
Although I am missing the bingo.

370
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,200
The bingo?

371
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:29,519
[Announcer] The Bingo!

372
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,919
- [snarling]
- [dramatic music]

373
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,279
There, I've finished my book!

374
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,799
Wow, that was quick, David.

375
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,999
You only started reading
it five minutes ago.

376
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,719
I wasn't reading one
Simon, I was writing one!

377
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,159
Of course you were.

378
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,279
[phone ringing]

379
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,599
Oh, nice ring, Simon, one I like.

380
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,399
- Hello?
- Hello, Kim Jong-Un here!

381
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,039
- How may I help you?
- You, I like.

382
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,919
You also are ruthless despot,

383
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,959
with trademark outfit and
not-at-all stupid hairstyle.

384
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,920
You're very kind.

385
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,639
Though I don't like the way
you got rid of Louis Walsh.

386
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,999
Next time I suggest you
use an anti-aircraft gun.

387
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,840
Good idea.

388
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:08,759
Now, I want to pick your brains.

389
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,319
I devise brilliant new television format,

390
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,359
North Korea's Got Talent!

391
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,519
Now, tell me how your show works.

392
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,399
Okay, well first, you're
gonna need some talent.

393
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,319
Don't forget to enter a boy band!

394
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,759
Good idea, I will call it Un-Direction.

395
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,799
Maybe a talking dog?

396
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,039
Yes, dog could say, "Please don't eat me!"

397
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:30,880
[laughing]

398
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:33,399
That's great, well all you
need now is a public vote.

399
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,599
What? You let people vote?

400
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,799
It's a no from me!

401
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,399
I like him, do you want to know why?

402
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,759
Is it because he's a massive knob?

403
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:47,199
Oh, you're a mind reader,
you should be on the show!

404
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,839
[energetic music]

405
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,559
Booyakasha, I'm Evan Davis,

406
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,679
and my favorite band is a
band you've not even heard of.

407
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,759
That's how shitting cool I am.

408
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,680
On tonight's all-new,

409
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:01,599
definitely-not-pandering-to-the-after-pub-crowd
Newz Nite,

410
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,080
we're rebranding as Booze Nite,

411
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,319
the BBC's flagship
political drinking game.

412
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,239
Listen Evan, the first thing
I'll do if I become leader,

413
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,319
is to show that Labour is
the party of aspiration.

414
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,639
- Ah, drink!
- Shit, I said aspiration!

415
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,480
Drink!

416
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,360
Oh shit, I said aspiration again!

417
00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:21,039
Drink! Drink! Drink!

418
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,079
Drink! Drink! Drink!

419
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,360
[laughing]

420
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,759
And tonight's big question:

421
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,919
do you think Newz Nite is dumbing down?

422
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,439
Text in A for yes, B for no,

423
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,079
X to make Cheggers do
the Bushtucker trial,

424
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,759
star-ampersand for extra pepperoni,

425
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,919
or just scrawl your answer
across the screen in crayon.

426
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,439
I love you, you know, you're my best.

427
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,159
[snoring]

428
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,439
- [laser beaming]
- [whimpering]

429
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,399
[Evil Voice] Now what do you say?

430
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,079
No, no, you can't make me!

431
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,599
[Evil Voice] Last chance!

432
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,519
Okay, okay, stop.

433
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,039
I'll do it, I'll be the leader
of the Liberal Democrats.

434
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,719
[laughing menacingly]

435
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,120
[rock music]

436
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,639
Lay-lady-lay.

437
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,839
Do my trademark steely
blue eyes deceive me,

438
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,319
or is that a parking ticket?

439
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,039
Sorry sir, you're on a double yellow line.

440
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,759
Did I mention I'm TV's Paul Hollywood?

441
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,600
So?

442
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,439
Pie-maker to the stars,

443
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,399
with the jungle musk of a randy orangutan?

444
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,279
- Smell that.
- Ew.

445
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,999
Sorry, can't revoke a ticket
once it's been issued.

446
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,959
Can't, won't, or might, if
this was a desert island,

447
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,759
your husband was dead
and I was rustling you up

448
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,639
a sponge cake in a coconut codpiece?

449
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,999
[giggling]

450
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,159
If you don't like it,

451
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,920
you should have found
somewhere else to park.

452
00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:43,279
I admit it officer, I've
been a very bad boy.

453
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,839
You'd better punish me.

454
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,239
[thudding]

455
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,679
Oh, right in the profiteroles!

456
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,879
Is he trying to pull the whole
sexy Mr. Kipling act again?

457
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,799
Come on Paul, stop embarrassing yourself

458
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,479
and let's get you home.

459
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,439
Oh, in the nick of time, Mary.

460
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,599
She was absolutely gagging
to take down my particulars.

461
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,239
You really are a deluded
old tart, aren't you, Paul?

462
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,399
Why's that?

463
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,999
You want to dip your finger in my icing?

464
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,240
[whacking]

465
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,200
[Announcer] You've seen the TV show.

466
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:13,040
Oh, good grief!

467
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,319
I can't look, I can't look!

468
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,880
[Announcer] You've Googled the website.

469
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,239
Tina, Tina, come and see
the size of this goiter!

470
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,199
[Announcer] Now it's
time for the inevitable!

471
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,999
Embarrassing Bodies Live Tour!

472
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,239
- Hello, Wembley!
- [audience cheering]

473
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,039
[Announcer] Yes, it's
Dr. Christian Jessen!

474
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,599
Want to see some crusty warts?

475
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,440
[audience cheering]

476
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,441
[Announcer] With all your
favorite body deformities

477
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:35,319
and excruciating illnesses live on stage!

478
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,879
It's Dr. Christian at his very best.

479
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,999
[Woman In Audience] Do rectal bleeding!

480
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,839
[Audience] Hemorrhoids!
Hemorrhoids! Hemorrhoids!

481
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,719
Whether you want to gawp at foot fungus,

482
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,519
stare at ingrowing hairs or
just ogle my rippling torso,

483
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,999
probably the last one, am I right?

484
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,119
This is the live show for you!

485
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,080
[light thudding]

486
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:53,920
Thank you, madam.

487
00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:56,239
And I can tell you, you've got crab lice.

488
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,239
[Announcer] The Embarrassing
Bodies Live Tour coming soon.

489
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,639
One, two, one, two, he's got two penises!

490
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,399
[audience cheering]

491
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,320
[bagpipes playing]

492
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,839
I like what you've done
with your new office, Alex.

493
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,199
It's no good Nicola, I can't wait.

494
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,119
I want independence and I want it now!

495
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,719
I can't stand this master-servant
relationship any longer.

496
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,879
It's got to end!

497
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,199
Patience, we'll leave England soon enough.

498
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,040
England?

499
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,879
I want independence from you!

500
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,119
I want to be in charge!

501
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,759
- Bollocks!
- Eh?

502
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,679
- I can see your bollocks.
- Oh!

503
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,479
Now shut up and fetch me
some Tunnock's teacakes!

504
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:40,279
- Yes, boss, oh ya, bastard!
- [crashing]

505
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,479
[applauding]

506
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,679
More applause, don't stop
'til your palms bleed!

507
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,999
Right, welcome back to The Me Show.

508
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,999
This week we've found
a charming individual

509
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,159
who's only gone and fathered
75 different children.

510
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160
[audience gasping]

511
00:18:54,161 --> 00:18:56,359
By no fewer than 23 different women,

512
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,119
or as he calls them, bitches.

513
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,239
Let's bring him on, here, boy!

514
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,839
[audience booing]

515
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,280
Who said you could sit on the chair?

516
00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:04,559
- Down boy!
- [barking]

517
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,839
Right, it's not the first time

518
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,840
I thought that one of my
guests should be neutered,

519
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,719
but today we're actually going to do it!

520
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,999
[gulping]

521
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,919
Live in the studio, pass the
scissors, I'll do it myself.

522
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,719
- You know I would!
- [whimpering]

523
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,800
[booing]

524
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,639
What a lovely welcome,
it's nice to be back.

525
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,999
It gives me great pleasure

526
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,760
to declare this new A&E facility open.

527
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,279
[Photographer] Give us a smile, George!

528
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,519
Don't know how to.

529
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,919
Well come on, let's see it!

530
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,420
This way, Mr. Osborne.

531
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,599
Here it is, the new
Accident and Emergency Unit.

532
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,719
Fully equipped, I see.

533
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,199
Well, it's got Elastoplasts, paracetamols,

534
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,559
Lemsips, a DIY defibrillator.

535
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,719
- Coin-operated?
- It is, yes.

536
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,319
Excellent, just what the doctor ordered.

537
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,519
No, the doctors ordered something else.

538
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,639
You canceled it and ordered this.

539
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,799
Cutty, cutty, snip, snip!

540
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,639
It's also stocked with
some transplant organs.

541
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,399
- What's that?
- It's a heart, Mr. Osborne.

542
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,439
- Some people find them useful.
- Really?

543
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,159
Now, where's my new streamlined

544
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,239
urology and gastroenterology ward?

545
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,839
- Just here.
- Marvelous.

546
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,719
Cutty, cutty, snip, snip!

547
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,320
[upbeat music]

548
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,639
♪ Oi, oi, Saveloy! ♪

549
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,199
♪ I get up in the morning,
look out me window ♪

550
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,879
♪ And start what is known
as royal park life ♪

551
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,839
♪ A servant changes me
nappies, brings me a Stella ♪

552
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,879
♪ And I think about leaving the Palace ♪

553
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,239
♪ Now that's not a bad life ♪

554
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,999
♪ I feed the peacocks ♪

555
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,999
♪ I sometimes feed the swans too ♪

556
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,959
♪ Fattening 'em up for my sharp knife ♪

557
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,479
♪ Lovely bit of swan ♪

558
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,039
♪ Who's that bald bloke whinging ♪

559
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,920
♪ You should cut down on
that organic bollocks ♪

560
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,799
♪ Get some kebabs down ya ♪

561
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,359
♪ All you people ♪

562
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,399
♪ You common people ♪

563
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,879
♪ Hard graft every day ♪

564
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,880
♪ Don't you wish you had my life ♪

565
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,639
♪ You know you want it ♪

566
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,719
♪ Mum married her way out of the ghetto ♪

567
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,279
♪ Well the Home Counties ♪

568
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,159
♪ That's what you call a smart wife ♪

569
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,759
♪ Since when it's all been going cushty ♪

570
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,759
♪ 'Til I was rudely
awakened by my baby sister ♪

571
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,760
♪ Tough life ♪

572
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:20,119
♪ Charlotte's a right pain ♪

573
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,319
♪ She only went and got
all my readies wet ♪

574
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,919
♪ Just as we started bath time ♪

575
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,399
♪ Proper moist ♪

576
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,399
♪ I wanna travel the world
like me Uncle Harry ♪

577
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,839
♪ Kissing all the girls ♪

578
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,559
♪ They love a bit of it ♪

579
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,279
♪ All you people ♪

580
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,359
♪ You common people ♪

581
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,759
♪ You could have a piece of this ♪

582
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:46,639
♪ One day you could be my wife ♪

583
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,759
♪ Oi, oi, form an orderly queue, ladies ♪

584
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,479
♪ Be lucky! ♪

585
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,440
[Car horn honking]

586
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,620
[rock music]