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# People running down,
people making love

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# People in the night,
people up above

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'Come on, man!'

4
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# Yeah, come on!

5
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# I'm crawling up the road,
I'm licking up the toad

6
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# Got a Japanese dream boy
living in my eyeball

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# Crawling up the road,
eating up the toad

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# Licking up the road
with the Japanese dream boy... #

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Who's this?

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Lysergic Casserole.

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Best band ever.

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Never heard of them.

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No-one ever has, that's the problem.

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Made one blinding album in the '60s
then disappeared. It all went wrong.

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What do you mean?

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Well, it was the '60s.
A lot of drugs kicking around.

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They took so much LSD they got
trapped in their own guitar case.

18
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Really?

19
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Yeah! I've got it here, actually.
I bought it on eBay.

20
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Look, they're still in here!

21
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I'm so hungry, man!

22
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Can't we stop at
Poppa Yod's old food cafe?

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I really need a beanburger, man.

24
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Are you out of your mind, Charlie?

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That's my raison d'etre, man.

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Poppa Yod's the reason we're in
this mess in the first place, man.

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Everyone knows he's using sheets
of acid instead of cheese, man.

28
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What'd you have to order
double Swiss for, Charlie?

29
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Oh God, Charlie, man,
I can't feel my own hands!

30
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I'm sorry, man!

31
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My shins are made of doo-wop music!

32
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Look! There's Orson Welles!

33
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He's having a romantic dinner
with a cheesecake.

34
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He's pulling a skipping rope
out of his anus, man!

35
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Do you know what? I quite fancy
a beanburger from Poppa Yod's.

36
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Can you nip out and get me one?

37
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It's in California.

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If you can't be bothered,
I'll have a sandwich.

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What do you want in it?

40
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Folk music.

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And make sure it's toasted.

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# ..Eyeball seesaw. #

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Lysergic Casserole. The '60s.

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I remember I worked with
Jim Morrison in the '60s

45
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and he insisted that everyone he
worked with had leather trousers on.

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Obviously, I haven't got legs, so

47
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he whipped out a sewing machine

48
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and designed a large flat black
leather pocket for me to sit in

49
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and, um, I produced
the albums from there.

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Like a sort of Nazi kangaroo pouch.

51
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# They call me Diamondback

52
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# Yeah, they call me Diamondback

53
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# My father was a pet shop junkie

54
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# My mother had 100 eyes

55
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# My mother had 100 eyes

56
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# I crawled out of a swamp in Putney

57
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# I'm my own percussion,
that's my surprise (RATTLES)

58
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# That's my surprise

59
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# They call me Diamondback

60
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# Yeah, Diamondback

61
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# Oh, call me Diamondback

62
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# Yeah, I'm Diamondback

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What are you doing?

64
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I can't bear it any more. Lysergic
Casserole are my favourite band.

65
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I can't watch them going round
and round inside their own minds.

66
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I've built a ramp out of Ryvita.
I'm going to set them free.

67
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Think they'll be all right?

68
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Yeah! What do you mean?

69
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They are from the '60s. The world's
changed and they're on a lot of acid.

70
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I know, but imagine if they get out.

71
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They might make a second album.
I could be their manager.

72
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I never had a job before.

73
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All right, boys, you've got to get
out of here, cos I need a job.

74
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Go on, boys! you can make it happen.

75
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Hey, look, man. It's a miracle!

76
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It's a ramp made out of Ryvita!
We are home free, brother!

77
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I swear I saw the hand of God place
it there himself, Charlie, man!

78
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Hold on, brother!

79
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We are free!

80
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Man, whose hands are these, Charlie?

81
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Um, mine.

82
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Oh, man! Aw...

83
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A foul-mouthed kookaburra slotted
into the top pocket of a wallaby.

84
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A wallaby, like a kangaroo
but a different animal entirely.

85
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Well done, Noel.

86
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And thank you to
Jeremy Beautifulchest

87
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for the soundscape to
this haunting piece of work.

88
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Let's put it in the gallery.

89
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Along with this portrait
of Andre the Giant

90
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sent in by Sam Makepeace,

91
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aged only five years old.

92
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Well done, Sam,

93
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and well done
to Sam's older brother,

94
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who actually did the work.

95
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That's right, Sam, we've been
watching you for five years,

96
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anticipating the moment when
you would try and cheat the system.

97
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Was it really worth it, Sam?

98
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Was it really worth it?

99
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# I'm going to have some
bug soup tonight... #

100
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I feel like my skin is really creepy.

101
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Who goes there?

102
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Are you here for my birthday?

103
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I didn't know anyone would come.

104
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I'm 100 today, you know.

105
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(SQUEAKY VOICE) This is the black
milk that the Fewwawi Man bwings.

106
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This is the spit that the
Devil Man siiiings!

107
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Interesting observation.

108
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Vodka jelly?

109
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Oh, all 20!

110
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You're a thirsty one!

111
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Oh, you're really getting
the party going, aren't you?

112
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Here, try this on.

113
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Oh, look.
I've got a tongue just like you.

114
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I've got an idea.

115
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Let's play a party game!

116
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Yes, you try.

117
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Oh, yes! Oh, yes, it's wonderful!

118
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It's wonderful! Keep doing it!

119
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How about some music?

120
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Yes. These are notes.

121
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That's a good choice.

122
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It's my birthday and I'm 100!

123
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It's my birthday!

124
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I'm 100! It's my birthday!

125
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Can you sing?

126
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Ah-ee ur-day!

127
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Ee-buh-day!

128
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Mappy buh-day!

129
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You have a lovely voice.

130
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Reminds me of a young Edvard Grieg.

131
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# Blow out the candles
and make a wish while you can

132
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,480
# Blow out the candles
and make a wish while you can

133
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# It's your birthday

134
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# And it's your birthday

135
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,320
# Happy birthday

136
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,520
# Happy birthday

137
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,200
# You got a card from your nan

138
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# And you opened it up,
there was money inside

139
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# It's a voucher!

140
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,760
# You got a card from your nan
and you opened it up

141
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# And it had money inside

142
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# It's a voucher!

143
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# Yeah, it had money inside

144
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# It's a voucher!

145
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,040
# Yeah, it had money inside

146
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,520
# Whose voucher?

147
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,680
# Happy birthday
Gonna give you the bumps

148
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# And it's your birthday
I'm gonna give you the bumps

149
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# Happy birthday
I'm gonna give you the bumps

150
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,160
# Now it's your birthday
Gonna give you the bumps

151
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# Happy birthday

152
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# Gonna give you the bumps

153
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# Yeah, it's your birthday

154
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,280
# Gonna give you the bumps

155
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,360
# Happy birthday

156
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,840
# Gonna give you the bumps

157
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,720
# Happy birthday

158
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,600
# Gonna give you the bumps

159
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,440
Oh, no. It's God.

160
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,840
Ghost of a Flea, what are you doing?

161
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Sorry.

162
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Go and wait in the car.
I'll deal with you later.

163
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Bye.

164
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,760
Oh, don't forget your party bag.

165
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,760
William Jessop, stop summoning up
visitors from the other side

166
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and instigating parties with them.

167
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,680
But it is my birthday.

168
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,000
Nevertheless,
this won't happen again, will it?

169
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,480
Probably...no.

170
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,160
Right. I'll be off, then.

171
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,480
Would you like a party bag?

172
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,920
Hmm, what's in it?

173
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Cake and a toy.

174
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,600
Cake and a toy?

175
00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,240
Hmm, go on, I'll take one. Not for
me, you understand. For Jesus.

176
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,440
Right. I'll be off, then.

177
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,840
Left a typhoon on in India.

178
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,160
What a dick.

179
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:37,279
Noel, can you sign
my holiday form, please?

180
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:39,039
Yeah, all right.

181
00:12:42,199 --> 00:12:45,559
I am going on holiday
with Picasso and Keith Haring.

182
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:47,159
Hold on,
who's going to do my cleaning?

183
00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:48,599
My friend will cover for me.

184
00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:49,919
Not wonky Steve!

185
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,399
No, he's still in prison.

186
00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:52,239
Who, then?

187
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,399
Frida Kahlo,
the surrealist painter.

188
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,279
No way! I love her staff.

189
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:57,719
She's amazing.

190
00:12:58,759 --> 00:12:59,319
Where are you going?

191
00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:00,159
Center Parcs.

192
00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:00,999
Well, send me a postcard, yes?

193
00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,279
Yes.

194
00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:04,199
I will need some spending money.

195
00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:05,679
Oh, right, yeah.

196
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:09,719
Is that enough?

197
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:10,839
A little more, maybe.

198
00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:14,439
Wait a minute, didn't I already
pay you about two days ago?

199
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:15,039
Yes.

200
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:16,279
What have you spent it on?

201
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:17,319
J-cloths.

202
00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:18,439
J-cloths?

203
00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:20,039
All right, then.

204
00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,519
Nice suitcase.

205
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,679
Yes. Jackson Pollock gave it to me

206
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,799
and I borrowed this rucksack
from Rene Magritte.

207
00:13:31,599 --> 00:13:34,799
Yeah, I mean, it's a nice design,
but probably gets a bit annoying.

208
00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:36,079
No, it doesn't.

209
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,639
Why haven't I got a rucksack?

210
00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:45,799
We're off to see the jelly fox.

211
00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,279
The jelly fox, the jelly fox.

212
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:51,719
We're off to see the jelly fox,
who gives you what you need.

213
00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:55,279
We're off to see the jelly fox,
the jelly fox.

214
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,519
Look at us, we're off to see
the jelly fox.

215
00:13:57,519 --> 00:14:00,199
It'll give us what we need.

216
00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:02,959
Me, little Chrissy.

217
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,839
Him, Claw.

218
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:08,159
Him, the Spoon Snake.

219
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,919
Am I nothing?

220
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,439
And him at the end,
McCoy.

221
00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:16,639
Gotta go and see the jelly fox.

222
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,439
He's a super being.

223
00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:20,599
He's a super magic man.

224
00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,239
He'll give you what you need.

225
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:27,159
He lives in a blue fabric castle
with the red creases in it.

226
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:33,119
I saw him once, assuming
the shape of the rest in snooker.

227
00:14:34,919 --> 00:14:36,879
I saw him in a Spanish canoe.

228
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:41,439
He's got special powers
to give you what you need.

229
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,239
He's going to give me a tablet

230
00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:47,879
that dissolves in wine
to wipe away my past.

231
00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:49,639
I've got to wipe away my past

232
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,879
because I've killed
everyone in my village.

233
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:56,359
I killed everyone in my village
with an Argos pen.

234
00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:59,079
Am I nothing?

235
00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:02,599
Spoon Snake's wife
wants a wet room.

236
00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:04,359
But I think Spoon Snake,

237
00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:08,519
he doesn't want to use his wish
from the jelly fox on a wet room.

238
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:11,199
Am I nothing?

239
00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:15,519
He told me he wants to be
in a Mel Gibson vehicle.

240
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:18,159
He wants to be in Apocalypto.

241
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,919
I said to him,
"It's already been filmed,

242
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,479
"you can't be an Apocalypto."
He says,

243
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:30,239
"I can be in Apocalypto.
I can be in the new Apocalypto."

244
00:15:30,239 --> 00:15:34,039
I said, "There's no such
thing as the new Apocalypto."

245
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:36,639
He said, "There is.

246
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,479
"It's like Apocalypto...

247
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,719
..but everyone's got
toothpaste on their eye."

248
00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:47,319
I said, I don't think that
Mel Gibson's agreed to that.

249
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:52,479
You are going to love this.

250
00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:53,919
Let me see.

251
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,519
What's that supposed to be?

252
00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:57,479
A tiger!

253
00:15:57,479 --> 00:15:59,519
I asked for David Bowie.

254
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:00,359
You look exactly like him.

255
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,399
Really?

256
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:02,439
When he went through
his Tiger period?

257
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,519
Yes.

258
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:04,239
Just after Aladdin Sane?

259
00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:05,319
Yes.

260
00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:06,599
Don't mind me.

261
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,799
All right, Frida.

262
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:08,919
Hello, David.

263
00:16:09,999 --> 00:16:11,599
Who's that?

264
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:13,119
Frida Kahlo, my new cleaner.

265
00:16:13,119 --> 00:16:14,879
It's clearly Andy.

266
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,119
Andy?

267
00:16:16,119 --> 00:16:17,199
Yes?

268
00:16:17,199 --> 00:16:19,399
(No, you're not Andy!)

269
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:20,759
Andy, what are you doing?

270
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,159
I am not Andy Warhol,

271
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,079
I am Frida Kahlo,
the Mexican surrealist.

272
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,199
Andy Warhol has gone
on his holidays.

273
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:30,079
Andy, it's totally cool
for you to wear a dress.

274
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:31,959
We are all cool people, you know.

275
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:35,279
Sometimes, I dress up as a cross
between a fireman and a baby,

276
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,999
and I call myself a fire-baby.

277
00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:38,959
When did you do that, you sicko?

278
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,199
I didn't know
you're a transvestite, Andy.

279
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:42,919
I'm not transvestite!

280
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,399
I'm Frida Kahlo,
the Mexican surrealist.

281
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,879
Andy Warhol has gone
on his holidays.

282
00:16:47,879 --> 00:16:49,879
You gave him spending money,
remember?

283
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,279
OK, don't go on about it already.

284
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,639
I'm not going on about it!

285
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:57,039
If you want to wear a dress in front
of the whole group, that's fine.

286
00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:58,999
It's so cool, Andy.

287
00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:00,999
I'm not Andy! I'm Frida Kahlo!

288
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,999
Look, everyone stop talking now!

289
00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:06,279
Who's this hottie?

290
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:09,799
Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
It's Frida Kahlo,
covering for Andy Warhol

291
00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,159
while he's on his holidays.

292
00:17:11,159 --> 00:17:12,239
All right, Frida?

293
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,999
I was thinking of hitting
Pizza Express. Want to join me?

294
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:16,159
Yah. Yah, great.

295
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:17,279
OK.

296
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,399
Smooth!

297
00:17:18,399 --> 00:17:19,239
What are you doing?

298
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,359
I've always had a thing
for Latino girls!

299
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,919
Yeah, you know that's Andy Warhol,
don't you?

300
00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:26,679
Yeah.

301
00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:32,719
So, maybe sometimes you give me
some spending money?

302
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,839
Don't think so.

303
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:37,559
I don't give spending money
to fire-babies.

304
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,359
It's not a joke, Noel.

305
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,359
What do you do, anyway?

306
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,879
Is it like a fireman's top half
and then a nappy?

307
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:44,759
No.

308
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,399
Is it a romper suit and helmet?

309
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,599
Yes.

310
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,719
Ridiculous.

311
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,999
It's not ridiculous. It's a concept.

312
00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,039
It's quite ridiculous, like a joke.

313
00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:54,359
It's not a joke.
It's a serious concept.

314
00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:55,199
It's a joke.

315
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,719
It's not. It's a concept.
It's insulting of you.

316
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:57,759
It's a joke.

317
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:58,399
It's a concept.

318
00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:58,879
It's a joke.

319
00:17:58,879 --> 00:17:59,359
It's a concept.

320
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,479
I think it's a joke.

321
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,039
Well, I know it's a concept.

322
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,239
OK, let's consult Hawkeye.

323
00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:04,239
Fine.

324
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,239
'Concept.'

325
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,719
See, it's a concept.

326
00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:13,799
Ugh! Where are you going now?

327
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:16,399
The station -
there's been a small emergency.

328
00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:21,279
I'm coming.

329
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:26,239
It's not a concept, is it?

330
00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:34,879
I'm a bit puffed out, actually.

331
00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:39,879
I'm puffed out like in 1986,
when I went to Crete in a moccasin.

332
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:42,079
I think we might need to have a
little rest.

333
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,439
You can't really go and see
the jelly fox in one go.

334
00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,639
I think it's time to have a
little drinky.

335
00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:51,479
Get the straws out, McCoy.

336
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,479
Get the straws out, McCoy.

337
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,359
I love McCoy.

338
00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:02,119
But I'll crush him like a goose egg.

339
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:07,479
He's got the straws all wrapped
up in a David Essex poster.

340
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,319
Am I nothing?

341
00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:12,999
Look at Spoon Snake.

342
00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:15,239
He doesn't even know
what's going on.

343
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,759
His face is like a green dish.

344
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,559
Am I nothing?

345
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,439
Let's all have some fizzy pop.

346
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:27,799
Not you, McCoy, you've got diabetes.

347
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,839
McCoy's got diabetes.

348
00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:35,519
We all laugh at that but it's not
a joke, it's a medical condition.

349
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,559
Look at McCoy.

350
00:19:47,559 --> 00:19:49,079
He's so racist.

351
00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:54,679
Oh! Look at John Travolta,

352
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,279
standing in the window,
eating crisps.

353
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,359
He's got a bumper pack.

354
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,239
He's tucked them
into the front of his shorts.

355
00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:05,519
His cape goes on for ever.

356
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,199
He's so Italian.

357
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:10,799
There's Italian pollen coming
off his face

358
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,479
and giving me hay fever.

359
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,359
Right, come on,

360
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,159
Spoon Snake, Claw, McCoy,

361
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,759
we ain't got a moment to lose.

362
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,119
Am I nothing?

363
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,119
I'm going through
a terrible divorce.

364
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:26,839
OK, it's a film.

365
00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:29,199
Three words. First word.

366
00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:31,199
Pinching Slimbar!

367
00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:32,239
What?

368
00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:33,799
Pinching Slimbar!

369
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,479
That's not even a word.

370
00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:37,359
Pinching Slimbar.

371
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:46,439
Oh, I know it,
it's the Kevin Bacon one.

372
00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:49,239
You know, the one where he plays the
paedophile. Oh, what's it called?

373
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:51,319
Um... Pinching Slimbar.

374
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,759
Pinching Slimbar.

375
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:56,599
Good vehicle for Bacon, that was.
Really brought him back after
Footloose.

376
00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:58,759
Pinching Slimbar.

377
00:21:03,399 --> 00:21:05,159
Almost there.

378
00:21:05,159 --> 00:21:07,439
Spoon Snake, phone your wife.

379
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,719
Tell her you'll probably never
see her again.

380
00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:13,559
We're entering the dark zone.

381
00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:18,159
We're literally on the jelly fox's
doorstep.

382
00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:20,279
We're all going to get what we need.

383
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:26,199
Claw, please,
slip on the knocking glove

384
00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:29,559
and let loose
with your porcelain digits.

385
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:30,959
(HUMS)

386
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:34,959
We don't want to upset him
by scratching the new mahogany.

387
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,039
Knock on his door.

388
00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,399
Oh!

389
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,399
Everyone hold hands,

390
00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:46,119
I can hear him
coming down the stairs.

391
00:21:47,679 --> 00:21:51,799
I can hear his booming
voice as he gets closer.

392
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,759
GROANING

393
00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:00,719
(SCREAMING)

394
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,279
GROANING

395
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,079
(SCREAMING)

396
00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:05,639
GROANING

397
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,079
(PANTING)

398
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:08,359
GROANING

399
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,639
(SCREAMING)

400
00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:10,799
GROANING

401
00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:13,239
(SCREAMING)

402
00:22:18,519 --> 00:22:21,079
What are you lot doing here?

403
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:24,159
Oh, my God,
he's got like a whole little world.

404
00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:26,679
You're not supposed to be back
until 11:30!

405
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,959
Ah, look, there's John Travolta
at the window, eating crisps.

406
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:32,399
Yeah, he's at the window
and he's eating crisps.

407
00:22:32,399 --> 00:22:34,559
Great. Can you get out now, please?

408
00:22:35,999 --> 00:22:38,039
We can still see you, Noel.

409
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:39,919
You know there's no coming
back from this?

410
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,519
Yeah. I'm fully aware of that.

411
00:22:41,519 --> 00:22:43,399
Now, it'd be great if you could all
go.

412
00:22:45,679 --> 00:22:48,319
So, Noel,
is this a joke or a concept?

413
00:22:52,599 --> 00:22:54,719
It's a concept.

414
00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:20,119
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415
00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:25,129
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