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- Hey ya, can I help you out here?
- I'm all set, thank you.

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Good, I'd go with the rows.
That's a good idea.

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Today is Diversity Day,

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and someone is going to come in
and talk to us about diversity,

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something that I've been pushing,

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that I've been wanting to push for a
long time, and Corporate mandated it,

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I never actually talked
to corporate about it,

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they kind of beat me to the punch,

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those bastards!

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But I was going to, and I think it's
very important that we have this.

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I'm very, very excited.

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That's the thing,
it's very sturdy paper.

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And on the back it says:
"100% post consumer content".

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What? Hello? Uh-huh? Wait, what?

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I'm sorry, Mr. Deckard,
I think I'm losing you.

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Hello? Hello? Yeah, hold on
one sec, hold on one second.

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- Do you really have to do that right now?
- Yes, I do.

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I should have done this
weeks ago, actually.

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Mr. Deckard, I'm sorry about that,
What were you...? Can you hold on one second?

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Yeah, just one second. Thanks.

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Hello? That's it, perfect.
So what I was saying... Hello?

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- Thanks Dwight.
- Retaliation. Tit for tit.

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- That is not the expression.
- Well, it should be.

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This is my biggest sale of the year.

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They love me over there, for some
reason, I�m not really sure why.

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But, you know, I make one call over there,
every year, just to renew their account.

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And that one call ends up being 25%
of my commission, for the whole year.

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So, you know, I buy a mini bottle
of champagne and celebrate a little.

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And this year, I'm pushing recycle
paper on them, for one percent more.

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I know, I'm... getting cocky, right?

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- Solitaire?
- Yeah, Freecell.

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- 6 on 7.
- I know, I saw that.

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- So then why didn't you do it?
- I'm saving that,

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- cause I like it when the cards go...
- Who doesn't love that?

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- Hey! Oscar, how you doing man?
- All right.

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A good weekend going there?

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- It was fun.
- Oh yeah, I bet it was fun.

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- Oh, hey! This is Oscar.
- Martinez.

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- See, I don't even know, first name basis.
- We're all set.

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Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody! Let's do it.

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Oscar works in here.

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- Jim, can you wrap it up, please?
- Yeah, uh, Mr. Deckard, please.

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It's diversity day, Jim.

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Wish everyday was diversity day.

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You know what, I'm actually
gonna have to call you back.

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Thank you, sorry about that.

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- Thank you.
- Getting the cards! Getting the cards!

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- Thank you. Thank you very much.

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OK, thanks for filling these out,
and I promise this will be quick.

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At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about
honesty and positive expectations.

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We believe that 99% of the problems in the
workplace arise simply out of ignorance.

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You know what? This is
a color-free zone here.

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Stanley, I don't look
at you as another race.

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See, this is what I'm talking about, we
don't have to pretend that we're colorblind.

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- Exactly. We're not colorblind.
- That's fighting ignorance with...
- With intolerance.

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No, with more ignorance. Right, exactly.
Instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.

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Let's celebrate.

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"Celebrate good times, come on!"
Let's celebrate diversity, right?

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Yes, exactly. Now, here's what
we're gonna do, I�ve noticed that uh...

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You know what, here's
what we're gonna do.

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Why don't we go around and
everybody, everybody,

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say a race that you are attracted to
sexually. I will go last. Go!

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I have two.
White and Indian.

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Actually, I prefer not to start that way.

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Michael, I would love to have your permission
to run this session. Can I have your permission?

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- Yes.
- Thank you very much.

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And it would also help me
if you were seated.

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Thank you. OK.

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Now, at the start of the session
I had you write down an incident

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that you found offensive
in the workplace.

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- Now what I'm gonna do is choose one,
and we're gonna act it out...
- A few other ground rules?

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Why don't you run it by me,
and I'll run it by him?

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OK. Can we steer away from gay people?

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I'm sorry, it's an orientation,
it's not a race.

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Plus, a lot of other races
are also intolerant of gays, so,

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paradox.

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Well, we only have an hour.

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- Why don't we just refer to mister, uh...?
- Mr. Brown.

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Oh, all right! OK!

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First test! I will not call you that!

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Well, it's my name, it's not a test. OK?

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So. Looking through your cards, I've noticed that
many of you wrote down the same incident,

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which is ironic,

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because it's the exact incident
I was brought in here to respond to.

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Now, how many of you are familiar
with the Chris Rock routine?

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Very good, OK.

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- How come Chris Rock can do a routine,

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and everybody finds it hilarious,
and ground breaking,

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and I go into the exact same
routine, same comedic timing,

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and people file a
complaint to corporate?

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Is it because I�m white,
and Chris is black?

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So we're gonna reenact this
with a more positive outcome.

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I will play the Chris Rock guy!

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I would like to see
someone else pull this off.

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Oh, let's have someone who wasn't
involved in the reenactment?

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OK, I will play "guy listening".

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Great, guy listening.

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- OK, anyone else remember?
- I remember.

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Great. You're the Chris Rock guy
and you're the guy listening.

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Kevin is a great guy,

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he's a great accountant. He is
not much of an entertainer.

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Basically, there are
two types of black people.

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And black people are
actually more racist,

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because they hate the
other type of black people.

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Every time the one type
wants to have a good time,

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then the other type comes in
and makes a real mess.

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OK, I�m sorry, I�m sorry, he's ruining,
he's butchering it, could you just let me...

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Every time, every time black people
want to have a good time,

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some ignorant-ass *****
I take care of my kids!

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... always want credit for
something they supposed to do!

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Stop it!

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What you want, a cookie?

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Now this is a simple acronym, H.E.R.O.

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At Diversity Today, we believe
it's very easy to be a hero.

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All you need are Honesty, Empathy,
Respect and Open-mindedness.

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- Excuse me? I'm sorry, but
that's not all it takes to be a hero.
- Oh great, what is a hero to you�?

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A hero kills people.
People that wish him harm.

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OK.

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A hero is part human, part supernatural.

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A hero is born out of a childhood
trauma, or out of a disaster,

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that must be avenged.

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- OK, you're thinking of a superhero.
- We all have a hero in our heart.

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Now I need you to take these forms.

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This kind of expresses the
joint experience we had today.

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And I want you to look them over and
sign them, as a kind of a group pledge.

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I don't think I can sign this.

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I can't leave until you do.

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It says here that I've learned something,

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and I knew all this stuff already, so...

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You know, I could sign something
that says that I taught something.

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Or that I helped you teach something.
So, Pam... where is she?

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- Pam, could we change something on this?
- Michael, can I talk to you candidly?

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- Sure.
- We both know that I�m here because
of the comments that you've made.

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Here's the thing - this office,
I think it's very advanced,

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in terms of racial awareness.

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And it's probably more advanced
than you're used to.

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- That's probably throwing you off.
- It's not throwing me, I need your signature.

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- OK, well I know you told me that, several times.
- Yes, but you're not listening to me.

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- Yours is the only signature I need.
- Oh, OK.

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Those are my instructions
from the corporate offices.

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To put your through this seminar,
for the comments that you made.

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And the only reason I made copies for
everyone was that you wouldn�t be embarrassed.

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Well, here I am thinking that you
actually cared about diversity training,

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and you don't.

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- Don't worry about dating it.
- I won't.

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- OK, thank you.
- Yep.

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I regret my actions, I regret
offending my co-workers.

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I pledge to bring my best spirit of Honesty,
Empathy, Respect and Open-mindedness,

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Open-mindedness, is that even a word?

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Into the workplace. In this
way I can truly be a HERO.

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Signed, Daffy Duck.

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He's gonna lose it when he reads that.

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Hi, is Mr. Deckard around?

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Oh, well, could you just have him
call me after lunch? Thank you.

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I pledge to always keep an open
mind and an open heart.

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I do believe in that part of
the pledge that I just read,

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but a pledge, come on, who are we?
The girl scouts? No.

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Look, the guy, "Mr. Brown", he got
us halfway there, he got us talking.

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Well no, I got us talking.
He got us nothing.

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He insulted us and he abandoned us.

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You call that diversity training?
I don't.

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Were there any connections
between any of us?

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Did anyone look each other in the eye,
was there any emotion going on?

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No! Where was the heart?
I didn't see any heart.

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Where was my Oprah moment?

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OK, get as much done as you can
before lunch, because afterward,

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I�m going to have you all in tears.

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All right! Everybody pretty? Come on,
here we go! It's time. Let's do some good.

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Hey, we're not all gonna sit
in a circle indian-style, are we?

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- Get out!
- I'm sorry.

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No. This is not a joke, OK?

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It was offensive, and lame,
so double offensive.

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This is an environment of welcoming, and
you should just get the hell out of here.

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OK, let's go. Let's do it! Come on,
let's have some fun, everybody.

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Here we go. Take a seat, cop a squat,
and thank you for coming in.

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Diversity... is the cornerstone of
progress, as I�ve always said.

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But don't take my word for it.
Let's take a look at the tape.

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Hi, I�m Michael Scott. I�m in charge
of Dundler Mifflin paper products

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here in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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But I'm also the founder
of Diversity Tomorrow,

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because today is almost over.

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Abraham Lincoln once
said that if you're a racist

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I will attack you with the North.

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And those are the principles that
I carry with me in the workplace.

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OK. Questions? Comments?
Anybody? Jim?

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- Uhh, is that it?
- Yes. I only had an hour to put it together,

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- but I�m gonna add onto it later on.
- It was kind of hard to hear.

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Yes, that probably has something to do
with the camera work. Anybody else?

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- I have a customer meeting.
- Yeah, well if you leave we'll only have 2 left...

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Yes, enjoy, absolutely.
"Namast�".

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OK, well, since I am leading this

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let's get down to business, and why
don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK?

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I am Michael, and I am part
English, Irish, German, and Scottish,

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sort of a virtual United Nations.

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But what some of you might not know,
is that I am also part Native American Indian.

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What part Native American?

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- 2/15ths
- That fraction doesn't make any sense.

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Well, you know what, it's kinda hard
for me to talk about. The suffering...

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So, who else? Let's get this popping,
come on. Who's going?

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Let's go here, Oscar,
right here, you're on!

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OK, Michael. Both my parents
were born in Mexico,

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and they moved to the United States
a year before I was born,

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so I grew up in the United States and
my parents were Mexican.

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That is a great story. That's the
American Dream right there, right?

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Thank you, yeah.

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Let me ask you, is there a term
besides "mexican", that you prefer?

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Something less offensive?

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- "Mexican" isn't offensive.
- Well, it has certain connotations.

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- Like what?
- Like... I don't know.

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- What connotations, Michael�?
- No...

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- It must have been something.
- No, remember:

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- I'm just curious.
- Honesty, Empathy, Respect,

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Jim?

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Hello?

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I have something here,
I want you to take a card,

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Put it on you fore...
Don't look at the card!

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I want you to take the card, I want
you to put it on you forehead and

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Take a card, any card!

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and I want you to treat other
people like the race

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that is on their forehead.
So everybody has a different race

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nobody knows what
their race is, so

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I want you to really go for it,
cause this is real.

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You know, this isn't just an
exercise. This is real life, and

224
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I *have a dream* that you
will really let the sparks fly.

225
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Get 'er done!

226
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Why? Because Martin Luther
King is a hero of mine.

227
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There's this great Chris Rock bit about
how streets named after Martin Luther King

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tend to be more violent.

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I'm not gonna do it, but it's...

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Oh, this is a good one!

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- Hi, how are you?
- Fine, how are you?

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- Push it!
- Great.

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I admire your culture's success in America.

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Thank you.

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Come on! Olympics of suffering right here!
Slavery versus the Holocaust, come on!

236
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- Who am I supposed to be?

237
00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:41,254
Well, that was an invert,
we didn't actually plan that.

238
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Lots of cultures eat rice,
That doesn't help me.

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- Shalom! I'd like to apply for a loan.
- That's nice, Dwight.

240
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OK, do me. Something stereotypical
so I can get it really quick.

241
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OK, I like your food.

242
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Uh, Outback Steakhouse.
I'm Australian, mate!

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- No...
- Pam..."I like your food"?

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No! Come on, stir the pot.
Stir the melting pot, Pam!

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Let's do it, let's get ugly,
let's get real.

246
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OK, if I have to do this,

247
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based on stereotypes that are totally
untrue, that I do not agree with,

248
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you would, maybe, not be
a very good driver.

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Aw man, am I a woman�?

250
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You'll notice, I didn't
have anybody being Arab.

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I thought that would be too
explosive, uh, no pun intended.

252
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But I just thought, "too soon" for Arabs.

253
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Maybe next year.
You know, the ball's in their court.

254
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:37,597
- What are you watching?
- Chappelle's Show.

255
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- Really?
- Yeah, I downloaded it on her computer.

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- I hope she doesn't mind,
she has a lot of extra space.
- No way! I think she really likes this stuff.

257
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- She's cute, huh?
- Yeah, she's engaged, but...

258
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- Oh, no, the girl on the... sketch
- Oh, yeah, she's hot.

259
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- Hey.
- Hey.

260
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- You wanna go to the beach?
- Sure.

261
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- You wanna get high?
- No.

262
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- I think you do, mon.
- Stop it.

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You need to push it, you know.
You need to go a little bit further.

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- Kelly, how are you?
- I just had the longest meeting...

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Welcome to my convenience store!
Would you like some cookie-cookie?

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I have some very delicious cookie
cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!

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00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:36,824
Try my cookie-cookie!

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All right, yes.

269
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That was great! She gets it.

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Now she knows what
it's like to be a minority.

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Mr. Deckard, we didn't lose your
sale today, did we? Excellent, OK!

272
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Let me just get your... What's that?

273
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,286
No, we didn't close last time...

274
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I just need your...

275
00:19:18,594 --> 00:19:22,931
Oh. What code were you given?

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Oh, OK.

277
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:30,105
Yeah, no, that's actually another salesman here.
Yeah, I can re-do it if you want to do that.

278
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Oh, he gave you discount?
No, I don't blame you.

279
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:35,701
I just hated it when that guy was in here,

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Mr. Brown? If that was his real name?

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I mean, he had never met any of us before,
and here he was telling us how to do our thing

282
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I just wanted to do it our way, you know?

283
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On our own.

284
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:55,829
Man, I should have gotten some food.

285
00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:01,375
- Maybe some spaghetti?
- OK, Kevin you can take off that thing, OK?

286
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:07,118
That would have really, really
shown him up, wouldn't it?

287
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:14,883
If I'd brought in some burritos, or some colored
greens, or some Pad Thai, love Pad Thai.

288
00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:19,361
It's *collard* greens.

289
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:22,931
That doesn't really make sense, cause
you don't call them "collard people".

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That's offensive.

291
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OK, it's after five, so...
Thank you very much.

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Buena vista, Oscar!
Thank you.

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Good job!
Oh, my man!

294
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Thank you, Brazil!
Nice.

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00:20:56,975 --> 00:21:01,927
Hey, we can go.

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Not a bad day.



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