1 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,398 - Michael ! - Oh god, Dwight come on ! 2 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:02,884 I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing. 3 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,369 There's no downsizing. 4 00:01:04,555 --> 00:01:07,042 But if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager ? 5 00:01:07,054 --> 00:01:10,070 - Assistant to the regional manager Dwight. - Yeah, so I don't have to worry ? 6 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,627 Look look look, I talked to corporate, 7 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:15,397 About protecting the sales staff and they said they couldn't guarantee it 8 00:01:15,415 --> 00:01:18,936 If there's downsizing. Ok ? But, there's no downsizing. 9 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,628 Bottom line. Do I need to be worried ? 10 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:23,662 Maybe. 11 00:01:24,615 --> 00:01:26,412 It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. 12 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,292 That is part of my job, but... 13 00:01:29,985 --> 00:01:31,061 I hate it 14 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:34,128 I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump 15 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:38,687 Is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words "you're fired" 16 00:01:38,915 --> 00:01:41,508 "You're fired", "you're fired". 17 00:01:42,385 --> 00:01:43,701 He just makes people sad. 18 00:01:43,735 --> 00:01:45,887 And an office can't function that way. 19 00:01:46,025 --> 00:01:47,864 No way. "You're fired". 20 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,341 I think that if I had a catch phrase it would be, 21 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:53,656 "you're hired, and you can work here as long as you want". 22 00:01:53,715 --> 00:01:55,736 But that's unrealistic so... 23 00:01:59,935 --> 00:02:00,910 It's a real shame, 24 00:02:00,925 --> 00:02:03,663 cause studies have shown that more information get passed through, 25 00:02:03,693 --> 00:02:05,738 water cooler gossips than through official memos, 26 00:02:06,385 --> 00:02:09,483 Which puts me in a disadvantage because 27 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,162 I bring my own water to work. 28 00:02:13,215 --> 00:02:15,108 - Why did you do this ? - I didn't do it. 29 00:02:15,155 --> 00:02:16,522 What do you mean ? 30 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:19,976 The water cooler was brought over here for... 31 00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:21,712 Maintenance. 32 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,776 So why are you guys here ? 33 00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:26,240 What's the schedule bud'? 34 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:31,381 Gets that, for operation moral improvement, 35 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:33,451 Starring Michael Scott. 36 00:02:33,577 --> 00:02:35,840 Now I think I had a little stroke of genius, 37 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:38,612 in that I have had my assistant Pam, 38 00:02:38,645 --> 00:02:42,162 smile Pam, I have had her go out and find out whose birthday, 39 00:02:42,385 --> 00:02:45,463 is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. 40 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,641 Not bad, not bad at all, all right. 41 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,464 And the birthday person is : Drum roll please.... 42 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:01,199 who is it ? Whose the birthday ? 43 00:03:01,267 --> 00:03:03,702 Actually we don't have any staff birthdays coming up. 44 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:07,433 - Next person on the calendar. - Ok. 45 00:03:08,024 --> 00:03:10,049 - That would be Meredith. - Yes all right. 46 00:03:10,715 --> 00:03:14,720 - Come on down Meredith ! - But it's not until next month. 47 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:16,435 Ok. 48 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,329 Great ! you know, it will be a surprise. 49 00:03:20,905 --> 00:03:24,011 - You still want to have a party ? - Yeah why not, sure, 50 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:26,140 go ahead ! Lead a little. Come on Pam. 51 00:03:26,718 --> 00:03:28,725 Come on shake it up, shake it in. 52 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:30,654 Shake it up. 53 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:36,114 Spok, is there any signs of life down there ? 54 00:03:36,394 --> 00:03:37,937 Well, let me check captain. 55 00:03:43,194 --> 00:03:45,181 No captain no signs of life down there. 56 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:48,230 Just a wet blanket, named Pam. 57 00:03:52,995 --> 00:03:54,519 Star Trek. 58 00:03:55,425 --> 00:03:57,828 Well for decorations maybe we could... 59 00:03:58,812 --> 00:04:00,818 - Stupid forget it. - What ? 60 00:04:01,764 --> 00:04:04,279 I was just gonna say maybe we could have streamers but, 61 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,172 that's dumb. Everybody have streamers. 62 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,375 - Never mind - No, yeah, I think that's a good idea. 63 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,766 What color do you guys think ? 64 00:04:12,615 --> 00:04:14,497 Well there's green. 65 00:04:15,582 --> 00:04:16,778 Blue. 66 00:04:17,318 --> 00:04:18,505 Yellow. 67 00:04:19,334 --> 00:04:20,878 - Red. - How about green ? 68 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,482 I think green is kind of whorish. 69 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,286 This was tough. 70 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:27,389 I suggested we flip a coin. 71 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:30,177 But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. 72 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:34,180 Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her. 73 00:04:35,357 --> 00:04:38,193 These are my party planning biatches, 74 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,682 Pulled off an amazing eighties party last year. 75 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:42,524 "Off the hook" ! 76 00:04:42,577 --> 00:04:45,805 So I was thinking, if you haven't already got the cake... 77 00:04:45,842 --> 00:04:48,620 Maybe going for one of those ice cream cakes from Baskin Robbins... 78 00:04:48,842 --> 00:04:50,521 they're very good. Very delicious. 79 00:04:50,656 --> 00:04:52,720 Meredith is allergic to dairy so... 80 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,860 She's not the only one that's gonna be eating right ? 81 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:57,968 I think everybody likes ice cream cake. 82 00:04:59,328 --> 00:05:01,045 It's not, not just about her so... 83 00:05:01,238 --> 00:05:03,283 - It's her birthday. - Milk chocolate chip ! 84 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:04,681 Would be good. 85 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:12,996 Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea... 86 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:15,706 if you and I formed an alliance. 87 00:05:17,829 --> 00:05:19,584 Because of the downsizing. 88 00:05:19,661 --> 00:05:21,503 I think an alliance might be a good idea. 89 00:05:21,581 --> 00:05:23,298 You know, help each other out. 90 00:05:25,941 --> 00:05:28,044 Do you want to form an alliance ? 91 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,359 With me ? 92 00:05:32,428 --> 00:05:34,627 - Absolutely I do. - Good, good. 93 00:05:34,854 --> 00:05:37,449 Excellent, ok, now we need to figure out who's vulnerable... 94 00:05:37,565 --> 00:05:39,078 who's protected the... 95 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,254 At that moment I was just so happy. 96 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:44,032 I mean everything Dwight does, annoys me. 97 00:05:44,148 --> 00:05:46,155 Did you get your tickets ? 98 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:47,775 To what ? 99 00:05:47,852 --> 00:05:49,685 The gun show. 100 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,987 And I spend... 101 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:59,418 hours thinking of ways to get back at him... 102 00:05:59,813 --> 00:06:01,916 but only ways that would get me arrested. 103 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:06,276 Then here he comes and he says "no, Jim, here's a way". 104 00:06:07,564 --> 00:06:09,493 Just one other thing and this is important. 105 00:06:09,618 --> 00:06:11,606 Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. 106 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,265 Yeah. 107 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:15,271 Don't tell anyone. 108 00:06:15,811 --> 00:06:17,220 - An alliance ? - Oh, yeah. 109 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:18,678 What does that even mean ? 110 00:06:18,685 --> 00:06:21,416 I think it has something to do with "survivor", but I'm not sure. 111 00:06:23,104 --> 00:06:27,213 I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, Pam. 112 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:29,519 Jim ? Hey, Hi Pam. 113 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:33,590 Can I talk to you a second about the paper products ? 114 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:36,358 - Did you tell Pam about the alliance ? - No ! 115 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:38,036 - Just now ! - Oh no, no, no ! 116 00:06:38,172 --> 00:06:40,255 Dwight no. I'm using her... 117 00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:43,313 for the alliance, who knows the most information about this office ? 118 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:45,442 - Pam ! Right. - That's good, good, pursue this ! 119 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,663 I'm trying to,. Do you see what I'm doing ? 120 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:49,824 But listen, I'm gonna have to talk to her a lot. 121 00:06:49,949 --> 00:06:52,534 All right, there might chatting, and giggling, 122 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:55,025 And you got to just pretend to ignore it, wipe it away. 123 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:56,961 Done ! All right. 124 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:10,601 Can you get her, she's right there. That is Meredith. 125 00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:12,916 The birthday girl. 126 00:07:13,235 --> 00:07:14,868 And this... 127 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,363 Is Meredith card. "Happy Bird-day." 128 00:07:20,431 --> 00:07:22,129 Let's see... Jim. 129 00:07:23,035 --> 00:07:26,894 Jim wrote : "Meredith I heard you're turning forty-six but come on... 130 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:29,682 You're an accountant, just fudge the numbers" 131 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:31,861 Not bad, pretty funny. 132 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:34,519 I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. 133 00:07:35,735 --> 00:07:37,963 Here's the thing, whatever I write here... 134 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:40,944 has to be really really funny. 135 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:43,307 Because people out there are expecting it. 136 00:07:43,461 --> 00:07:45,834 I've already set the bar really high. 137 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:48,226 And they're all worried about their jobs, 138 00:07:48,306 --> 00:07:50,161 you know, it's kind of dark out there. 139 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,827 Can you imagine if I wrote something like : 140 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,933 "Meredith, happy birthday... 141 00:07:56,514 --> 00:07:58,829 you're great, love Michael". 142 00:08:06,189 --> 00:08:08,215 They seem awfully chummy. Don't you think ? 143 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:10,559 Yeah, what do you think that's about ? 144 00:08:10,675 --> 00:08:12,951 Only one way to find out. 145 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:15,131 Come on. 146 00:08:17,157 --> 00:08:20,215 - You are not going to believe this. - What ? I believe it. 147 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:23,408 - Well, tensions were high in the kitchen. - I can tell from the body language. 148 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,350 - That looks good, what is it, turkey ? - Italian. 149 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,389 Oh Italian ! Nice. Wow. 150 00:08:30,054 --> 00:08:32,948 Get the works there. Red onion, provolone... 151 00:08:33,016 --> 00:08:33,864 Yeah. 152 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:36,382 Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off. 153 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:38,236 Good ! Let them, That's fine it helps our cause. 154 00:08:38,248 --> 00:08:41,022 Well I don't know. Because if Kevin is in accounting... 155 00:08:41,065 --> 00:08:44,061 and Toby is in human resources... and they're talking ? 156 00:08:44,093 --> 00:08:45,271 They're forming an alliance. 157 00:08:45,339 --> 00:08:47,553 - I love their sandwich. - I love their sandwich too. 158 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,615 - Their bread is really good. - Their bread is very good. 159 00:08:50,924 --> 00:08:52,853 Damn it ! God ! 160 00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:55,284 God ! 161 00:08:58,091 --> 00:08:59,731 Ok, listen. 162 00:08:59,982 --> 00:09:03,221 We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance. 163 00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:05,085 And is therefore trying to get us kicked out. 164 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:07,573 Damn it, why us ? 165 00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:10,284 Because we're strong Dwight, because we're strong. 166 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:12,591 Meredith, Meredith... 167 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,953 "Mary had a little lamb"... 168 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,417 Meredith had a little lamb, 169 00:09:17,427 --> 00:09:19,998 don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor... 170 00:09:20,065 --> 00:09:22,516 Hey ! Oscar ! Come on in. What's up ? 171 00:09:22,776 --> 00:09:24,989 - I'm sorry to bother you. - No not at all come on in. 172 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,235 - What's going on ? - My nephew is involved with... 173 00:09:28,814 --> 00:09:31,244 With charity for Cerebral Palsy, 174 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:33,752 And I was wondering if maybe you would like to. 175 00:09:35,353 --> 00:09:37,244 - You know, if... - What ? 176 00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:38,980 A donate to the charity. 177 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:41,045 Oh God !'Course I would. 178 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:44,469 Get it over here ! Get that over here. 179 00:09:44,768 --> 00:09:47,006 - Thank you. - No I'm always good... 180 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:51,270 For some serious buckage. Wow ! Two dollars, three dollars ? 181 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,646 People out here, do not care about... 182 00:09:55,649 --> 00:09:56,710 diseases. 183 00:09:56,807 --> 00:10:00,125 I'm going to give you twenty five dollars. 184 00:10:01,784 --> 00:10:03,362 That's... 185 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:06,102 - That's, that's very generous. - Oh my gosh, well. 186 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,732 Listen Oscar, generosity and togetherness, and community... 187 00:10:11,561 --> 00:10:14,400 all convalescences into... 188 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,773 Moral. 189 00:10:16,898 --> 00:10:19,155 That's what I say, so... 190 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:24,885 - Hey Jim, can I talk to you for second ? - Sure, what's up ? 191 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:28,338 I don't know I'm just going a little crazy... 192 00:10:28,492 --> 00:10:31,058 cause I keep overhearing all these conversations... 193 00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:35,544 between Michael and corporate about like staff issues. 194 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,514 - Oh no ! - Yeah. He's making me take notes 195 00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:41,929 on his meetings, and I'm like, these people are my friends. 196 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:43,453 - Right. - But he's all like 197 00:10:43,819 --> 00:10:46,086 this is confidential you can't tell anybody but..." 198 00:10:46,858 --> 00:10:48,778 I don't know I just feel like I want to... 199 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,071 Just promise me you're gonna say anything. 200 00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:53,536 - I will not. I'm not gonna tell anybody - Ok. 201 00:10:53,555 --> 00:10:55,525 - It's between you and me. - Yeah. 202 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,966 Jackpot. 203 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:03,387 That was beautiful. All her idea, too. 204 00:11:03,932 --> 00:11:05,476 Awesome. 205 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:07,656 She's so great. 206 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:12,411 Meredith bad-breath. Meredith has bad breath. 207 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,074 - Hey - Hey 208 00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:18,406 - You wanted to see me ? - Yeah. What do you know about Meredith ? 209 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,784 I don't think she'd be missed. 210 00:11:20,842 --> 00:11:23,041 There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, ok ? 211 00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:25,694 I just, I need to know a little bit more about... 212 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,048 My friend. 213 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,476 Name : Meredith Palmer. 214 00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:32,167 Personal information : divorced twice, two kids. 215 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,732 Employer : Dundler Mifflin Paper Incorporated. 216 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,492 - Awards : multiple "Dundies". - I know that, I know, 217 00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:40,272 I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. 218 00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:43,296 - Kind of fun, inside. - She had a hysterectomy. 219 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,329 - Which one is that again ? - That's when they remove the uterus. 220 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:48,930 Ho, God ! Dwight no ! 221 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,533 I'm trying to write something funny here ok ? 222 00:11:52,702 --> 00:11:54,312 What am I gonna do with a removed uterus ? 223 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,784 - It can be kind of funny. - You know what, I'm on a deadline here, 224 00:11:57,915 --> 00:12:00,442 And just, ok, thanks, thanks for your help, 225 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:03,240 I'll work it out, thank you Dwight. 226 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,282 That wasn't a waste of time. 227 00:12:08,613 --> 00:12:10,069 Ok, here's the deal, all right. 228 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,558 Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting... 229 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,230 - In the warehouse during Meredith birthday. - Oh, my god we have to be there. 230 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,745 I know ! But it's going to be a little tough 231 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,242 - Because there's no good place to hide. - No no ! Yes there is. 232 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,577 - Behind the shells. Oh my god. - What ? What ? What ? 233 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:24,625 - I know. I know exactly what to do. - Great. 234 00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:27,239 I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. 235 00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:30,992 One thing about deer. They have very good vision. 236 00:12:31,513 --> 00:12:33,693 One thing about me... 237 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:37,628 I'm better at hiding than they are at vision. 238 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,008 It's gonna be perfect, ok ? Centrally located, 239 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,265 Perfect cover, I can hear and see everything. 240 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,098 Good. 241 00:12:46,175 --> 00:12:47,410 - Michael ? - Just a sec. 242 00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:48,336 - Are you done yet ? - Almost there. 243 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,429 Ok. Just a second. It is perfect. 244 00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:53,265 Thank you, excellent, here we go. 245 00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:56,805 It is time, thank you, ok come one ! Let's go ! Get the cake, let's go. 246 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,917 Here we go ! Come on come on come on ! 247 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:00,847 Be quiet. 248 00:13:00,938 --> 00:13:02,964 Wait this isn't gonna work. The lid is open. 249 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,144 - So tape it down. - I can't do that, 250 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:08,819 - then you won't be able to breathe. - I can breathe just fine, ok ? 251 00:13:08,858 --> 00:13:11,286 But if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box. 252 00:13:11,337 --> 00:13:13,941 - Thank you. Thank you, - Ok. 253 00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:18,900 Surprise ! 254 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:21,678 - Surprise ! - No, it's... 255 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,629 It's surprise Meredith ! One, Two. 256 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:28,430 Happy birthday to you 257 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,572 - Find the key. - Happy birthday. 258 00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:34,459 So you want me to stay here, and stand next to the box. 259 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:37,449 No, you need to go upstairs to the party. 260 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:41,009 - So people don't notice we're both gone. - Right. That's good. 261 00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,420 Can I trust Jim ? I don't know. 262 00:13:44,462 --> 00:13:46,256 Do I have a choice ? No. 263 00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:48,831 Frankly I don't. Will I trust Jim ? Yes. 264 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:51,900 Should I trust Jim ? 265 00:13:52,121 --> 00:13:53,549 You tell me. 266 00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:56,568 Happy birthday to you, Meredith... 267 00:13:56,761 --> 00:14:02,954 Happy birthday to you, and many more 268 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,425 - You were surprised weren't you ? - Yes. 269 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,941 You looked freaked, man, when we said surprise 270 00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:17,529 You were like, "what ? What the hell is going on here ? 271 00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:21,176 - Ice cake. Why don't you have some ? - I can't. 272 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,778 - Come on, a little bit, a little bit. - No I can't eat dairy. 273 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,278 Oh right. Oh god too bad it's so good. 274 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,044 That makes me sick. 275 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:31,458 You know what if I were allergic to dairy I think I'd kill myself. 276 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,018 This is way way too good. 277 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,394 - He's in a box ? - Pam, he's in a BOX. 278 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:45,069 He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor near the shells. 279 00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:49,167 So you just go down there, and work your magic. 280 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:57,002 Hey ! Where are you ? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here ! 281 00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,768 What ? 282 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,654 Oh my Gosh ! 283 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:07,352 That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier ! 284 00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:12,060 I just don't know what some of the people in like accounting are gonna do. 285 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,696 It's not specifically that... 286 00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,654 Hey Jim, good party eh ? 287 00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:24,291 Just a little some wiped up you know a little moral boost, no big deal. 288 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,002 Speaking of which I meant to tell you, very impressive, 289 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:29,712 the donation you gave to Oscar's charity. 290 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,888 - Was that twenty-five bucks ? - Well no, yeah you know. 291 00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:36,542 Money isn't everything Jim. Not the key to happiness. 292 00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:38,972 You know what is ? Joy. 293 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,995 You should remember that, maybe give more than three dollars next time. 294 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,447 Yeah well, three dollars a miles will end up like fifty bucks. 295 00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:52,017 So, god, can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give. 296 00:15:59,977 --> 00:16:01,569 Is Oscar around ? 297 00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:04,651 I just thought it was a kind of a flat, you know, 298 00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:07,622 twenty-five dollars one time donation. 299 00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:10,844 Didn't think it was a per-mile kind of deal, you know so... 300 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,786 - Well, that's what a walk-athon is. - I know. 301 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,474 It says here right on the sheet. 302 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:19,130 Look look at the sheet, it says "it's however many dollars per-mile". 303 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,879 Got it, yes so it does. 304 00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:25,062 I just think it's kind of cheap to undonate money to a charity. 305 00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:28,651 No, no no no. I wasn't I wasn't, no no, 306 00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,619 It's it's not about the money. 307 00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:34,111 It's just it it... It's the ethics of the thing, 308 00:16:34,889 --> 00:16:36,503 Oscar. 309 00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:40,650 How's your nephew ? Is he in a good shape ? 310 00:16:41,113 --> 00:16:42,753 - Yeah. - How many miles did he do last year ? 311 00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,502 - Last year he walked eighteen miles. - Son of a bitch ! 312 00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:48,357 That is impressive, good for him. 313 00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:12,154 - Happy birthday Meredith. - Read it out loud ! 314 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:15,289 Say who wrote everything. So we know whose is the best. 315 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:17,711 Happy bird-day. 316 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:24,675 "Meredith, good news ! You're not actually a year older, 317 00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:27,887 Because you work here, where time stand still." 318 00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:32,248 - Not bad. - That was Stanley. 319 00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:34,785 "Meredith, happy birthday 320 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,968 You're the best, love Pam." 321 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,830 Thanks darer. 322 00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,788 This is from Michael : 323 00:17:44,903 --> 00:17:48,955 "Meredith. Let's hope that the only downsizing that happens to you... 324 00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:51,926 Is that someone downsizes your age." 325 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,034 Because of the downsizing. Rumours. 326 00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:59,716 And because you're getting old. 327 00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:03,104 No, I, I get it. 328 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,940 - It's funny. - You didn't get the joke. 329 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,226 That's cool, that's you know what actually 330 00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,802 I have a bunch of these, 331 00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:13,715 good ones that I didn't use. 332 00:18:14,675 --> 00:18:17,550 What was that ? Oh ok ! Here's a good one. 333 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:21,563 "Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back". 334 00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:25,086 Cause Meredith has been divorced like, twice. Is that right ? 335 00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:26,994 - You're right. - Is that right ? 336 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,623 - Ok. - You're right. Yes 337 00:18:28,711 --> 00:18:30,331 Divorce... 338 00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:34,865 Oh ok, "Meredith is so old..." 339 00:18:35,954 --> 00:18:38,250 - "How old is she ?" - Right everybody, you can do it ? 340 00:18:38,299 --> 00:18:40,151 "Meredith is so old..." 341 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,794 - How old is she ? - "She's so old... 342 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,321 She went into an antique store and they kept her". 343 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:53,829 That wasn't even mine, I got that off the internet. Website. 344 00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,395 Don't get mad at me. 345 00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,125 - Nice party Michael. - This isn't my fault. 346 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:04,575 Ladies, not your best effort. Streamers ? 347 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,797 You could have done better than that don't you think ? 348 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,213 - Phyllis wanted red, I didn't. - Oh, boy. 349 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:15,177 Ok we, all right people hold on hold on. 350 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:18,944 Just a second ok, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. 351 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,309 And that is that we are... 352 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,852 A group of people who work together. 353 00:19:27,052 --> 00:19:29,217 I was, I really wasn't gonna with on this. 354 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:34,630 I've made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephews 355 00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:37,813 walk-athon. 356 00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:40,366 Twenty-five dollars. 357 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:42,314 - Per mile. - Per-mile, yes. 358 00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,658 When I retire I... 359 00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:47,552 I don't want to just disappear to one island somewhere. 360 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,668 I want to be the guy who gives everything back. 361 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,189 A check for the kids, and for the teen. 362 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,128 I want it to be like : 363 00:19:57,382 --> 00:20:01,163 "Who donated that hospital wing that is saving somebody's life ? 364 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,542 Well, I don't know that was anonymous. 365 00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:07,346 Guess what ? 366 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,529 That was Michael Scott. 367 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:13,761 But it was anonymous, how do you know ? 368 00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,401 Because I met him." 369 00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:21,044 Thank you Michael. 370 00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,420 Come here. 371 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,652 Don't cash that until Friday ok ? 372 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:30,034 - Really today ? - Yeah. 373 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,761 - Happy birthday. - Nice. 374 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:33,999 - I could say something... - No don't do that. 375 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:40,385 Ok, ok, I have something that totally tops the box. 376 00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,861 Oh tell me, tell me. 377 00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:45,903 I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stanford 378 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:49,742 and spy on our other branch, no no no, but before he does so, 379 00:20:49,986 --> 00:20:53,414 I told him that he should die his hair, to go undercover. 380 00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:56,427 If we can get him to drive to Connecticut 381 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,739 and put some bright side in his hair. 382 00:20:58,794 --> 00:20:59,768 What the hell is this ? 383 00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,282 What, are you trying to cop a feel or something Halpert ? 384 00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:04,030 - No, Dude no. Dude no ! Just listen ! - Hey hey, come on ! 385 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,012 God, I don't even know how to explain this. 386 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,842 Dwight asked me to be in an alliance, 387 00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:13,755 And then... 388 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,974 We've just been messing with him 389 00:21:16,244 --> 00:21:18,617 because of the whole alliance thing... 390 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:22,273 - It's just office pranks. - It's stupid, it's just office pranks. 391 00:21:22,437 --> 00:21:24,501 Dwight, what the hell is he talking about ? 392 00:21:25,977 --> 00:21:28,389 I have absolutely no idea. 393 00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:32,180 Come on. 394 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,903 Do I feel bad about betraying Jim ? 395 00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:41,180 Not at all. 396 00:21:41,672 --> 00:21:44,276 That's the game. Convince him we're on an alliance. 397 00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:47,244 Gets him information, throw him to the wolves. 398 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:50,022 That's politics baby, get what you can out of someone, 399 00:21:50,562 --> 00:21:51,990 Then crush them. 400 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,806 I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net