1 00:00:03,474 --> 00:00:05,010 - Hey. - Hello. 2 00:00:06,576 --> 00:00:08,023 - Jim ! - What's up buddy ? 3 00:00:08,097 --> 00:00:10,320 This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here ? 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,483 Wow, that's weird. 5 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:13,541 Ooh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good. 6 00:00:13,571 --> 00:00:15,864 Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay ? 7 00:00:15,909 --> 00:00:18,967 I know you did this 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy. 8 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:20,503 - Who, Steve ? - Yeah, Steve. 9 00:00:20,577 --> 00:00:22,844 What do I want ? What do I want ? 10 00:00:24,637 --> 00:00:25,732 It's a pencil cup. 11 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,178 Oh, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup. 12 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:31,081 Um, I don't think so, I just bought it. 13 00:00:31,508 --> 00:00:34,498 Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me. 14 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:35,891 I love these. 15 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:37,952 Okay, fine. 16 00:00:39,445 --> 00:00:40,840 My wallet ? 17 00:00:41,578 --> 00:00:43,691 Um, oh, there it is. J1. 18 00:00:46,155 --> 00:00:47,150 I don't have any... 19 00:00:47,235 --> 00:00:49,522 Here you know what, you can have some nickels. 20 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:54,081 5, 10. 21 00:00:56,235 --> 00:00:59,410 15, 20, 25... 22 00:01:03,346 --> 00:01:05,902 Saison 2 - Episode 11 Booze Cruise 23 00:01:28,027 --> 00:01:31,323 Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com) Synchronisation : El Uploador 24 00:01:32,776 --> 00:01:34,193 Hello everyone. 25 00:01:34,568 --> 00:01:35,563 Morning Michael. 26 00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:37,141 Where are we going this afternoon ? 27 00:01:40,115 --> 00:01:43,652 Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo. 28 00:01:43,867 --> 00:01:46,060 "It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event." 29 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:48,253 "So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush." 30 00:01:48,326 --> 00:01:49,470 "Rubber-soled shoes..." 31 00:01:49,906 --> 00:01:51,010 "...and a ski mask." 32 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:53,322 A ski mask and a swimsuit ? 33 00:01:54,356 --> 00:01:56,480 So that he can have us rob a bank, 34 00:01:56,948 --> 00:01:58,581 and then escape through the sewers. 35 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:00,732 And brush our teeth. 36 00:02:02,537 --> 00:02:03,640 Yeah ? 37 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,523 - Michael... - Stanley...bo banley. 38 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,613 - I need to know- - Banana fana fo fanley. 39 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:10,272 - What we're doing. - Me mi mo manley. 40 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:12,151 - You said bring a toothbrush. - Stanley. 41 00:02:12,385 --> 00:02:13,580 Is this an overnight ? 42 00:02:14,478 --> 00:02:18,570 Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it ? 43 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:21,252 Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow ? 44 00:02:21,276 --> 00:02:23,741 - Maybe, I don't know. - Not maybe, yes or no. 45 00:02:23,838 --> 00:02:25,372 Well, no, but... 46 00:02:25,566 --> 00:02:28,800 okay, don't spoil it for everybody. All right ? But, we... 47 00:02:30,445 --> 00:02:34,443 are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack. 48 00:02:36,536 --> 00:02:37,962 In January ? 49 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:40,390 It's cheaper. 50 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,091 This is not just another party. 51 00:02:42,136 --> 00:02:44,950 This is a leadership training exercise. 52 00:02:45,797 --> 00:02:46,833 Right ? 53 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,861 I'm going to combine elements of fun 54 00:02:49,055 --> 00:02:52,020 and motivation and education into a single, 55 00:02:52,345 --> 00:02:54,211 mind-blowing experience. 56 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:58,730 It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. 57 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:04,772 We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. 58 00:03:10,938 --> 00:03:13,600 - It's a booze cruise ! - All right ! 59 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:17,062 I have a test for business school tomorrow night. 60 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:19,862 Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that ? 61 00:03:19,936 --> 00:03:21,782 No, this is mandatory. 62 00:03:21,995 --> 00:03:24,572 But don't worry, you know what ? You're going to learn plenty. 63 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,241 This is going to turn your life around, Ryan. 64 00:03:27,328 --> 00:03:29,842 I'm already in business school. 65 00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,070 - Wait, Michael. - Yeah? 66 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,473 Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit ? 67 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,132 To throw you off the scent. 68 00:03:35,328 --> 00:03:36,723 Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit. 69 00:03:36,778 --> 00:03:39,292 Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it. 70 00:03:39,397 --> 00:03:40,723 I took the tags off already. 71 00:03:40,756 --> 00:03:42,193 Well, that's not my fault, okay ? 72 00:03:42,245 --> 00:03:44,553 Just-we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. 73 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:46,893 Okay. I know what you're all thinking. 74 00:03:46,945 --> 00:03:48,701 Who is this smart little cookie ? 75 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,463 Her name is Brenda... 76 00:03:50,695 --> 00:03:52,662 ...something, and she is from corporate. 77 00:03:52,936 --> 00:03:55,813 And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say. 78 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,742 I am a great motivational speaker. 79 00:03:57,808 --> 00:04:01,440 I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, 80 00:04:01,795 --> 00:04:02,881 and... 81 00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:06,730 It wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. 82 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:10,733 But, it talked about the actual course. 83 00:04:11,577 --> 00:04:16,123 And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course. 84 00:04:17,107 --> 00:04:19,021 Leader...ship. 85 00:04:20,436 --> 00:04:24,981 The word ship is hidden inside the word leadership. 86 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:27,591 As its derivation. 87 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:31,903 So, if this office is in fact a ship, 88 00:04:32,728 --> 00:04:34,591 as it's leader... 89 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:36,751 I am the captain. 90 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:40,290 But...We're all in the same boat. 91 00:04:40,436 --> 00:04:41,520 Teamwork. 92 00:04:41,596 --> 00:04:45,290 Last year, Michael's theme was "bowl over the competition." 93 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,182 So, guess where we went ? 94 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,250 Now, on this ship that is the office, 95 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:54,921 what is the sales department ? 96 00:04:56,365 --> 00:04:57,441 Anyone ? 97 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,481 How about, the sales department is the sails ? 98 00:05:00,696 --> 00:05:04,251 Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. 99 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:09,170 Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace. 100 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:12,270 - A furnace ? - Yeesh, how old is this ship ? 101 00:05:12,806 --> 00:05:13,910 How about the anchor ? 102 00:05:14,157 --> 00:05:15,660 What does the furnace do ? 103 00:05:15,756 --> 00:05:17,770 All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. 104 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,890 This just... 105 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:21,460 It's the sales. I see the sales department are down there, 106 00:05:21,506 --> 00:05:24,600 they're in the engine room and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, 107 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,312 right ? 108 00:05:25,545 --> 00:05:27,072 I mean who saw the movie "Titanic" ? 109 00:05:27,107 --> 00:05:29,133 They were very important in the movie "Titanic". 110 00:05:29,185 --> 00:05:30,411 Who saw it ? Show of hands ? 111 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:32,881 Not really sure what movie you're talking about. 112 00:05:32,925 --> 00:05:35,040 - You sure you got the title right ? - "Titanic" ? 113 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:37,363 I think you're thinking of "The Hunt for Red October". 114 00:05:37,407 --> 00:05:39,580 No, I'm... Leo DiCaprio, come on ! 115 00:05:39,777 --> 00:05:41,500 Michael stands in the front of the boat 116 00:05:41,545 --> 00:05:44,022 and says he's king of the world within the first hour, 117 00:05:44,526 --> 00:05:46,060 or I give you my next paycheck. 118 00:05:46,696 --> 00:05:49,711 Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned. 119 00:05:49,978 --> 00:05:51,990 No, thank you, spoiler alert. 120 00:05:52,106 --> 00:05:54,212 You saw the movie, those of you who did. 121 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:57,980 They're happy down there in the furnace room. 122 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,782 And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty. 123 00:06:00,895 --> 00:06:03,933 And they're singing their ethnic songs. And... 124 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:07,241 Actually, that might be warehouse. 125 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,760 - What ? - The, no, no. 126 00:06:10,545 --> 00:06:11,821 No I didn't... 127 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,243 okay, well, the... 128 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:16,590 Okay, in a nutshell what I'm saying is leadership. 129 00:06:16,747 --> 00:06:19,460 We'll get, we'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship. 130 00:06:20,237 --> 00:06:21,411 Aye, aye, Captain. 131 00:06:21,575 --> 00:06:25,690 A three hour tour. A three hour tour. 132 00:06:25,726 --> 00:06:27,752 Pam, you are Mary Ann. 133 00:06:27,807 --> 00:06:30,283 We have... The Professor and Ginger. 134 00:06:30,336 --> 00:06:31,790 Welcome aboard. 135 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:34,471 Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. 136 00:06:34,788 --> 00:06:35,931 Uh, the native. 137 00:06:36,155 --> 00:06:37,790 Sometimes they come from neighboring... 138 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:40,672 Oh, uh, we have, uh... one of the Globetrotters. 139 00:06:40,718 --> 00:06:42,190 I am the Skipper, 140 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:44,581 and Dwight, you will be Gilligan. 141 00:06:44,636 --> 00:06:46,693 - Cool. - Actually, I'm the Skipper. 142 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:49,021 - But you can be Gilligan. - Oh, I'd rather die. 143 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:50,663 Hi, I am Michael Scott. 144 00:06:50,991 --> 00:06:52,558 I am the Captain of this party. 145 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,891 I'm Captain Jack. I'm Captain of the ship. 146 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:57,538 I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on this ship. 147 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,630 Hi, welcome aboard. 148 00:06:59,155 --> 00:07:00,011 Okay. 149 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:02,213 In an office, when you are ranking people, 150 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:04,962 manager is higher than captain. 151 00:07:05,665 --> 00:07:08,423 Oh a boat, who knows ? It's nebul-ose. 152 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:11,192 Hey look. 153 00:07:11,235 --> 00:07:14,092 I'm king of the world ! 154 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:23,743 Okay, all right. 155 00:07:24,786 --> 00:07:25,861 Welcome aboard. 156 00:07:25,937 --> 00:07:27,761 I am your captain, Captain Jack. 157 00:07:27,856 --> 00:07:32,340 And I am Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott. 158 00:07:32,515 --> 00:07:33,542 Welcome, welcome. 159 00:07:33,577 --> 00:07:35,251 - Okay, so, um... - Okay, so. 160 00:07:35,395 --> 00:07:37,651 Please. The, uh, life preservers. 161 00:07:37,696 --> 00:07:40,792 They are located underneath the seats all along the perimeter of the boat. 162 00:07:40,816 --> 00:07:41,812 But don't worry, 163 00:07:41,846 --> 00:07:44,182 you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight. 164 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:46,703 Well, we might just be, okay ? Please let me finish, okay ? 165 00:07:46,736 --> 00:07:47,793 Thank you. 166 00:07:47,898 --> 00:07:50,912 So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. 167 00:07:50,956 --> 00:07:54,143 Now, on this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the sides. 168 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:59,012 Not only am I your ship's captain, I am also your party captain ! 169 00:07:59,135 --> 00:08:01,743 Woo, we're going to get it going here in just a few minutes... 170 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,133 And I'm your party captain too ! 171 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:05,613 And you are going to put on your dancing shoes later on. 172 00:08:05,638 --> 00:08:07,320 - Hey, Mike, Mike. - So we are gonna... 173 00:08:07,378 --> 00:08:09,480 - Uh, if you don't mind. - Rock it ! 174 00:08:09,616 --> 00:08:11,260 - What ? - Please, okay ? 175 00:08:11,985 --> 00:08:14,651 If the boat's a-rocking, don't come knocking. 176 00:08:14,718 --> 00:08:15,530 - Michael. - Yup. 177 00:08:15,737 --> 00:08:17,033 Uh, your company employees 178 00:08:17,085 --> 00:08:19,271 are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay ? 179 00:08:19,296 --> 00:08:21,160 We're all going to have a good time tonight. 180 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,101 Why don't you let me and my crew do our job ? 181 00:08:24,188 --> 00:08:25,862 You just sit back and have a good time ? 182 00:08:25,897 --> 00:08:27,502 - Okay, yup. - All right ? 183 00:08:28,795 --> 00:08:32,231 You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. 184 00:08:33,215 --> 00:08:34,363 - Right ? - Yeah. 185 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:36,081 Pam, were you a cheerleader ? 186 00:08:36,118 --> 00:08:39,621 No, she was total little Miss Artsy Fartsy in high school. 187 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:41,892 She wore the turtleneck and everything. 188 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,031 That's hilarious. 189 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,141 It's not hilarious, but... 190 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:47,610 - Where'd you go to school ? - Bishop O'Hara. 191 00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:49,012 Piss slop who cares-a ? 192 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,312 We played you. 193 00:08:51,818 --> 00:08:53,302 You, you really look familiar. 194 00:08:53,337 --> 00:08:55,911 Did you, uh, you cheered for them, didn't you ? 195 00:08:55,986 --> 00:08:57,083 Mmm, no. 196 00:08:57,855 --> 00:08:59,101 Yes, I did. 197 00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:03,153 A-W-E... S-O-M-E, 198 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:06,981 awesome, awesome is what we are we're the football superstars. 199 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,682 - A-W-E - I remember that ! 200 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,071 - S-O-M-E - We crushed you like 42 to 10. 201 00:09:11,438 --> 00:09:12,832 - Having fun ? - Yeah. 202 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,540 Everybody's really nice. 203 00:09:15,605 --> 00:09:18,713 Good, well, that is what Scranton is all about. 204 00:09:19,516 --> 00:09:21,082 Not like you "New Yawkers." 205 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:23,870 When are you going to start the, uh, presentation ? 206 00:09:23,968 --> 00:09:26,270 Well, I already sort of started it back at the office. 207 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,211 And on the dock with the Gilligan thing. 208 00:09:28,457 --> 00:09:30,141 So, right now, I was thinking. 209 00:09:30,698 --> 00:09:32,283 Yes. Okay ! 210 00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:35,292 Listen up, all you, Dunder Mifflinites. 211 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:39,890 I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. 212 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:45,090 Now, one important life preserver in business is IT Support. 213 00:09:45,615 --> 00:09:48,140 Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo ! 214 00:09:48,195 --> 00:09:52,283 Ha, ha, that's right, partiers. It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo ! 215 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:53,910 - So, okay. - All right ! 216 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:56,291 I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. 217 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,851 - Huh, who's it going to be ? - Me. 218 00:09:57,886 --> 00:09:59,131 - Okay. - Me, me, me. 219 00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:00,372 Me, me, me. 220 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:03,590 Usually it's a woman. 221 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,692 - I'm stronger. - Hey, I got an idea. 222 00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,670 How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight ? 223 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,803 Keep us on a steady course. 224 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:12,830 Keep a sharp eye out, I'm counting on you. 225 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,523 I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. 226 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:17,040 When I was four, 227 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,040 the pilot let me ride in the cockpit, 228 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:21,470 and fly the plane with him. 229 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:24,300 And I was four and I was great ! 230 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,520 And I would have landed it, 231 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,572 but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats. 232 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,130 All right, all right. That was great, 233 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,663 now it's time for the dance contest ! 234 00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:38,711 Why don't we do that after I do my presentation and... 235 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:41,091 Nope ! Dance contest ! 236 00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:44,410 All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest. Hit it ! 237 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:48,581 Yeah, okay. Dancing. 238 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:53,663 It is a primal art form used in ancient times 239 00:10:54,326 --> 00:10:56,520 to express yourself with the body. 240 00:10:59,088 --> 00:11:00,252 And communicate. 241 00:11:11,428 --> 00:11:12,920 Sometimes you have to take a break 242 00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,023 from being the kind of boss 243 00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:17,163 that's always trying to teach people things. 244 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,293 Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. 245 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:34,263 What do you do with a drunken sailor 246 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:37,430 What do you do with a drunken sailor 247 00:11:38,146 --> 00:11:41,102 What do you do with a drunken sailor 248 00:11:41,228 --> 00:11:44,430 Ear-ly in the morn-ing 249 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,690 Hey, come inside and talk to me. 250 00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:52,193 I can't. Do you want us to run aground woman ? 251 00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:57,150 Snorkel shot, snorkel shot ! 252 00:11:57,536 --> 00:12:00,120 Snorkel shot, snorkel shot ! 253 00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:01,521 Snorkel shot ! 254 00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:06,561 Who's next ? Come on, Pammy, come on, come on ! 255 00:12:06,596 --> 00:12:08,490 - I'm not doing that. - Come on ! 256 00:12:09,238 --> 00:12:10,190 Tequila ! 257 00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:13,303 That's what I'm talking about. 258 00:12:13,325 --> 00:12:16,091 Hey, why don't we find like, a quieter place to hang out ? 259 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,792 You know what, I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. 260 00:12:18,816 --> 00:12:21,290 Just a minute. Come on, Darryl, Darryl ! 261 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,423 It's getting kind of rowdy down there. 262 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,822 Yeah. "Darryl, Darryl, Darryl." 263 00:12:29,788 --> 00:12:31,652 Sometimes, I just don't get Roy. 264 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:34,630 Well. 265 00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:39,491 I mean, I don't know. 266 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:49,603 So. 267 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,650 What's it like dating a cheerleader ? 268 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:20,591 I'm cold. 269 00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:34,011 So, what's this presentation all about ? 270 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,611 Ah, see, this is of general interest. 271 00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:39,650 It is about...priorities. 272 00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:43,203 And making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. 273 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,563 What is important to you ? 274 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,241 If the boat is sinking, what do you save ? 275 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:50,011 - Women and children. - No, no. 276 00:13:50,157 --> 00:13:51,732 Salesmen and profit centers. 277 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,652 That's a stupid analogy. 278 00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:58,262 O-kay, well obviously you don't know anything about leadership. 279 00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:02,313 Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat 280 00:14:02,348 --> 00:14:03,491 during Desert Storm. 281 00:14:03,686 --> 00:14:06,503 Wow, you should be the motivational speaker. 282 00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,533 Him ? O-kay. 283 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,250 Yeah, he gives me real responsibility, Michael. 284 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,673 Captain Jack delegates. 285 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,180 He's let me steer the ship for the last hour. 286 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,442 I'd like to be engaged. 287 00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:21,122 How did you manage to pull that off ? 288 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,963 Uh, I've been engaged for three years, 289 00:14:26,188 --> 00:14:27,552 and there's no end in sight. 290 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,752 So, you don't want to ask my advice. 291 00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:32,473 Suppose your office building's on fire. 292 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:34,353 Jim, who would you save ? 293 00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,221 Let's see... 294 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,272 the customer. 295 00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:43,813 Cause the customer is king. 296 00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:45,892 Not what I was looking for, but a good thought. 297 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,703 He's just sucking up. 298 00:14:47,765 --> 00:14:49,523 When you were in the Navy, 299 00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,610 did you, um, ever almost die ? 300 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:54,570 Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. 301 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,672 I was thinking about my first wife. 302 00:14:57,278 --> 00:14:59,562 The day I got back on shore, I married her. 303 00:15:04,328 --> 00:15:06,603 You know what, I would save the receptionist. 304 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,363 I just wanted to clear that up. 305 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:16,320 Hey, everybody, uh, could I have your attention for just a second ? 306 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,971 Would you listen to me for a second ? 307 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,353 We were up at the front 308 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,972 and we were talking about what's really important and... 309 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,652 Pam, um, 310 00:15:24,538 --> 00:15:26,040 I think enough is enough. 311 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,142 I think we should set a date for our wedding. 312 00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:29,573 How about June 10th ? 313 00:15:29,768 --> 00:15:30,870 Come on, let's do it. 314 00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:33,101 Come on baby ! 315 00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,993 Oh, my God, congratulations ! 316 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,303 Congratulations. 317 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,682 Yes ! 318 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:41,342 Oh, my God ! 319 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,552 I love you baby, come on ! 320 00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:43,520 Congratulations ! 321 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,271 Come on, I don't want to take credit for this, 322 00:15:52,308 --> 00:15:55,373 but Roy and I were just having a conversation about 323 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:59,590 making commitments and making choices, right ? 324 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,822 Did I motivate you ? 325 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,610 No, it was, it was Captain Jack. 326 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,403 - Well.... - Captain Jack ! 327 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:06,693 Could have been either one of us 328 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,970 because, pretty much, we were saying the same thing. 329 00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:10,581 Congratulations, that is great. 330 00:16:10,617 --> 00:16:11,923 We gotta celebrate ! 331 00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:17,630 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. 332 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,643 I can marry you right now as captain of the ship, huh ? 333 00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:24,163 I can marry you as Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin ! 334 00:16:24,488 --> 00:16:27,031 No, no, no, no, I want my mom and dad to be there. 335 00:16:27,147 --> 00:16:28,620 Then, I'll give you away ! 336 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,500 No, thank you. 337 00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:38,712 Do you think that'll ever be us ? 338 00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:40,343 No. 339 00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:43,462 What is wrong with you ? 340 00:16:43,497 --> 00:16:45,413 Why did you even bring me here tonight ? 341 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:47,082 I don't know. 342 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,773 Let's break up. 343 00:16:49,748 --> 00:16:51,161 Wh-what ! ? 344 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,500 This is where old Captain Jack drives the boat. 345 00:16:57,468 --> 00:16:58,163 Seasick ? 346 00:16:58,736 --> 00:17:00,713 Captain Jack says you should look at the moon. 347 00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:02,492 Captain Jack's a fart face. 348 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,022 I'm on medication. 349 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,520 Really ? What ? 350 00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:11,130 Vomicillin. 351 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:17,272 Okay, all right, it's time to be boss. 352 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,633 Time to motivate, let's blow some minds here. 353 00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,510 Okay guys, guys, guys, cool it. 354 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,093 Everybody. Dunder Mifflin and Scranton employees. 355 00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:28,490 Brenda. I have some very, very, urgent news I need to tell everybody. 356 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,193 Right now, listen up. 357 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,472 The ship, is sinking. 358 00:17:33,465 --> 00:17:34,590 Okay ? 359 00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:36,422 We're going down, right now. 360 00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:39,122 Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. 361 00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,423 Shh, please, everybody, it's my turn now, okay ? 362 00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:43,641 Captain Jack is gone. 363 00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:47,810 In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake. 364 00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:50,910 And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboats. 365 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,672 Who are we going to save ? 366 00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,730 Do we save sales ? 367 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,973 Do we save customer service ? 368 00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:58,810 Do we save accounting ? 369 00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:01,630 This is a business scenario, right ? 370 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,062 It's a scary... 371 00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:05,401 - What the hell's going on here ? - It's a predicament. 372 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:09,031 And it's something that each and everyone of us have to think about. 373 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,100 I'm in the brig, see ? 374 00:18:12,836 --> 00:18:15,040 Boat's not as corporate friendly as advertised. 375 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:18,762 What is the deal with the guy jumping overboard ? 376 00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:19,873 What was... 377 00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:23,453 If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, 378 00:18:23,886 --> 00:18:26,323 he would be motivated right now and not all wet. 379 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:42,922 Somebody there ? 380 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,420 What happened to you ? 381 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,110 Captain Jack has a problem with authority. 382 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:55,240 Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking ? 383 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,050 Yeah, he just totally lost it. 384 00:18:58,885 --> 00:19:00,661 If you ask me, he caused the panic. 385 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:07,150 What a night. 386 00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,490 Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged. 387 00:19:10,556 --> 00:19:12,022 She was always engaged. 388 00:19:12,078 --> 00:19:13,612 Roy said the first one didn't count. 389 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,410 That's...great. 390 00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:21,882 You know, to tell you the truth, I... 391 00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:24,852 used to have a big thing for Pam. 392 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:26,273 So... 393 00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,172 Really ? You're kidding me. 394 00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:31,822 You and Pam ? 395 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,073 I would have never... 396 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:39,193 put you two together. You really hid it well, God ! 397 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:42,641 I usually have a radar for stuff like that. 398 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,140 You know, I made out with Jan. 399 00:19:47,178 --> 00:19:48,700 - Yeah, I know. - Yeah ? Yep. 400 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:50,681 Well, Pam is cute. 401 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:52,322 Yeah. 402 00:19:53,578 --> 00:19:55,182 She's really funny and... 403 00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:58,490 She's warm and she's just... 404 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,303 Anyway. 405 00:20:01,738 --> 00:20:04,222 Well, if you like her so much, uh, 406 00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,430 don't give up. 407 00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,032 She's engaged. 408 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,440 B.F.D. Engaged ain't married. 409 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,133 Never, ever, ever give up. 410 00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:27,183 Don't worry, Michael. 411 00:20:27,845 --> 00:20:29,273 I'm taking us to shore. 412 00:20:29,798 --> 00:20:31,482 It's a fake wheel, dummy.