1 00:00:00,702 --> 00:00:02,224 ...But the Lord of the Rings trilogy, 2 00:00:02,254 --> 00:00:03,493 if you see it back to back... 3 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:05,944 Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. 4 00:00:05,954 --> 00:00:08,536 Pam, it's Michael. Help me, I need help right now ! 5 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:11,389 - Michael, what's wrong ? - I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. 6 00:00:11,822 --> 00:00:13,937 - Oh my God ! - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait ! 7 00:00:13,986 --> 00:00:15,698 This is not looking good Pam ! 8 00:00:15,743 --> 00:00:17,863 Michael, do you need me to call you an ambulance ? 9 00:00:17,908 --> 00:00:19,110 No, I want you to pick me up. 10 00:00:19,126 --> 00:00:20,280 - Okay. - What's going on ? 11 00:00:20,303 --> 00:00:21,944 I thought you said that you were hurt. 12 00:00:21,971 --> 00:00:24,701 - I am hurt. I hurt my foot. - I'm sorry ? Pam, what's going on ? 13 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:27,427 I want to come to work... ...but I need you to come pick me up. 14 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:30,691 - Ohh, God ! - Hey, whoa ! Michael ! 15 00:00:30,775 --> 00:00:32,983 - Oh, God ! - It's okay. It's Jim. 16 00:00:33,195 --> 00:00:35,701 Just say again, really loudly, uh, what happened. 17 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,051 Okay, Buhh ! I burned my foot. 18 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:40,632 Very badly on my Foreman grill 19 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:43,371 and I now need someone to come and bring me into work. 20 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:46,523 You burned YOUR foot on a Foreman grill ? 21 00:00:46,905 --> 00:00:48,632 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. 22 00:00:48,906 --> 00:00:51,320 I like waking up with the smell of bacon. Sue me. 23 00:00:51,505 --> 00:00:54,330 And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. 24 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:56,982 So, most nights before I go to bed, 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,470 I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. 26 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,470 Then I go to sleep. 27 00:01:02,587 --> 00:01:04,833 When I wake up, I plug in the grill. 28 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:06,610 I go back to sleep again. 29 00:01:06,897 --> 00:01:10,773 Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. 30 00:01:11,346 --> 00:01:13,062 It is delicious, it's good for me. 31 00:01:13,155 --> 00:01:14,991 It's a perfect way to start the day. 32 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:18,382 Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill 33 00:01:18,407 --> 00:01:20,162 and it clamped down on my foot, that's it. 34 00:01:20,237 --> 00:01:22,642 I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. 35 00:01:23,136 --> 00:01:24,561 Pam, could you come get me ? 36 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:27,393 Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone. 37 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,833 Okay, could someone come and get me, please ? Ryan ? 38 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:31,650 Michael, you should stay home and rest. 39 00:01:31,687 --> 00:01:33,503 There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... 40 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,072 Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper ! 41 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,341 Could you tell him that ? 42 00:01:36,477 --> 00:01:37,462 Can you hop ? 43 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:39,042 I tried hopping Kevin, 44 00:01:39,077 --> 00:01:41,630 and I bumped my elbow against the wall, 45 00:01:41,947 --> 00:01:44,922 and now my elbow has a "protruberence". 46 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:48,513 No one wants to pick me up ?! 47 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:51,640 What is going on ? 48 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:53,923 What is going on ? 49 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:55,581 Michael is, um, sick. 50 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,212 And he wants one of us to rescue him. 51 00:01:57,245 --> 00:01:59,210 - I'm not sick, I'm... - I'm coming, Michael ! 52 00:01:59,246 --> 00:02:01,510 - I'm going to save you ! - Don't ! Is that Dwight ? 53 00:02:01,566 --> 00:02:04,122 - I do not want Dwight. - Hold on Michael, I am coming ! 54 00:02:04,177 --> 00:02:05,891 - Wait there ! - I do not want Dwight ! 55 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:08,451 Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend ? 56 00:02:08,508 --> 00:02:09,632 I don't have a girlfriend. 57 00:02:09,828 --> 00:02:11,833 But you said you went out with her this weekend. 58 00:02:11,876 --> 00:02:13,791 It was all made up. Just, someone come, okay ? 59 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:15,370 Anyone. Anyone but Dwight. 60 00:02:17,336 --> 00:02:18,940 - What was that ? - What WAS that ? 61 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,603 He hit the pole. 62 00:02:27,185 --> 00:02:29,220 - It's broken, right ? He can't... - Oh my gosh. 63 00:02:33,338 --> 00:02:34,952 - Oh my God. - Oh my Gosh. 64 00:02:35,296 --> 00:02:36,172 Is he okay ? 65 00:02:36,935 --> 00:02:37,871 He's still driving. 66 00:02:39,207 --> 00:02:42,052 Dwight... you forgot your bumper ! 67 00:02:43,015 --> 00:02:44,083 Hello ? 68 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,862 Please don't send Dwight. 69 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:48,793 Saison 2 - Episode 12 The Injury 70 00:03:11,256 --> 00:03:14,692 Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com) Synchronisation : El Uploador 71 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:17,682 pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus http://www.forom.com 72 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:24,222 Morning everyone. 73 00:03:25,577 --> 00:03:26,292 Don't freak out. 74 00:03:26,786 --> 00:03:28,361 I forbid anybody to freak out. 75 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:31,520 Clearly I have had a very serious accident. 76 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,012 But I will recover. 77 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:34,443 God willing. 78 00:03:34,717 --> 00:03:36,653 I just wanna be treated normally today. 79 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:38,313 Normal would actually be good. 80 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:40,472 Considering the trauma that I've been through. 81 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:43,112 You missed two big conference calls today. One with corporate. 82 00:03:43,146 --> 00:03:44,750 Did you explain why ? 83 00:03:45,386 --> 00:03:47,770 No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot. 84 00:03:47,837 --> 00:03:49,070 Burned my foot, Pam. 85 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:52,780 Please stop popping my cast. 86 00:03:53,935 --> 00:03:54,741 Thank you. 87 00:03:56,616 --> 00:03:58,181 So where are you shipping your foot ? 88 00:03:59,317 --> 00:04:00,690 So where are you shipping... 89 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:03,761 Your foot. 90 00:04:05,805 --> 00:04:06,980 Thank you. 91 00:04:08,357 --> 00:04:09,831 Pam, messages please. 92 00:04:10,107 --> 00:04:12,250 - You didn't have any. - Really ? 93 00:04:12,547 --> 00:04:15,980 Well, seemed, uh, very important to you earlier, 94 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:18,023 that you needed to stay and.. 95 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:19,711 - Do my job ? - No. 96 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:21,951 Your job is being my friend, Pam... 97 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:23,090 and... 98 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:24,742 - God ! - It slipped. 99 00:04:25,435 --> 00:04:26,632 - What did... - Sorry. 100 00:04:26,698 --> 00:04:27,661 It's just that before, 101 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:29,701 you said you didn't want any special treatment. 102 00:04:29,755 --> 00:04:31,651 I don't want any special treatment, Pam. 103 00:04:31,735 --> 00:04:34,301 just want you to treat me like you would 104 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:38,681 a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. 105 00:04:38,806 --> 00:04:40,313 I don't think that's too much to ask. 106 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,792 Do you want some aspirin ? Because you seem a little fussy. 107 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,853 No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy. 108 00:04:44,895 --> 00:04:46,430 Asiprin's not gonna do a damn thing. 109 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:48,973 I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot. 110 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,431 Pam, I am Assistant Regional Manager. 111 00:04:51,605 --> 00:04:53,043 And I can take care of him. 112 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:55,480 Part of my duties are to... 113 00:05:02,597 --> 00:05:03,642 What ? 114 00:05:03,915 --> 00:05:06,403 - Part of your duties are to what ? - What ? 115 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,181 You just said part of your duties are to something. 116 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:10,693 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 117 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,402 - What is wrong with you ? - What is wrong with you ? 118 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:29,362 - Where is my cornbread ? - Here you go. 119 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,120 Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like ? 120 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,482 Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat. 121 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,630 Where are the yams ? 122 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:39,170 They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach. 123 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:40,831 Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg ? 124 00:05:41,486 --> 00:05:43,380 - And they had no yams ? - They had no yams. 125 00:05:43,407 --> 00:05:45,330 How strange. Because they always have yams. 126 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:49,963 Oh, man, is that a Prism Duro Sport ? 127 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,073 You've seen one of these ? 128 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:54,881 Yeah, they're like an iPod, only they're better. 129 00:05:55,028 --> 00:05:56,751 'Cause they're chunkier and more solid. 130 00:05:57,485 --> 00:05:58,913 Roy gave it to me for Christmas. 131 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:00,961 I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it. 132 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:02,492 Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there. 133 00:06:03,505 --> 00:06:04,852 I know this Russian website, 134 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,403 where you can download songs for two cents a piece. 135 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,873 - Really ? - Yeah, 136 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,582 I'll write down the address for you. 137 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:13,081 Only, the only thing is... 138 00:06:13,316 --> 00:06:14,640 is that all the songs, 139 00:06:14,877 --> 00:06:15,861 are in Russian. 140 00:06:18,556 --> 00:06:19,702 Kidding ! 141 00:06:23,237 --> 00:06:24,812 Why would they all be... 142 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:29,470 Okay, see you later, Pan. 143 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,490 Pam ? 144 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,984 Pam ? Pam ! 145 00:06:41,191 --> 00:06:42,421 Oh, God. 146 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:46,187 What ? 147 00:06:46,249 --> 00:06:47,562 Come here, please. 148 00:06:47,597 --> 00:06:49,072 Tell me before I come there. 149 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:52,201 I want you to rub butter on my foot. 150 00:06:52,265 --> 00:06:53,812 - No. - Pam, please. 151 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:55,942 - I have Country Crock. - No. 152 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:03,161 Ryan ! 153 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,061 Ryan ! 154 00:07:06,188 --> 00:07:07,431 Ryan ! 155 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:09,193 These covers... 156 00:07:09,257 --> 00:07:11,373 are totally indestructable. 157 00:07:11,437 --> 00:07:12,342 - Really ? - Yeah. 158 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:14,133 Throw it. I promise it won't break. 159 00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:15,531 Chuck it. 160 00:07:21,288 --> 00:07:23,312 - Oh, no, it's broken. - What ? 161 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:25,560 No, it's fine. 162 00:07:25,705 --> 00:07:28,291 I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long. 163 00:07:28,326 --> 00:07:29,521 That is so cool. 164 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:32,212 - Thanks Dwight. - You're welcome. 165 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:37,380 So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now. 166 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,003 Oh, God, no. Dwight isn't my friend. 167 00:07:43,148 --> 00:07:45,291 Oh my God... Dwight's kind of my friend. 168 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:49,831 No, no, no one is helping me out at all, Mom. 169 00:07:51,776 --> 00:07:53,453 No, I'm not gonna call Jan. 170 00:07:53,686 --> 00:07:54,920 She'd just worry. 171 00:07:55,048 --> 00:07:56,980 Drive down here and make a big thing. 172 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:00,312 Who told you that ? 173 00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:03,113 No, it was mutual. 174 00:08:04,698 --> 00:08:06,653 What is Pam doing chatting with you ? 175 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:15,503 Do you like candy ? 176 00:08:16,436 --> 00:08:17,493 It's alright. 177 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,771 'Cause you're sweeter than candy. 178 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,111 What is wrong with you ? 179 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:25,751 Hey, cut... 180 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,442 Wow, you just dive right in. 181 00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:57,472 You know, around age 12, 182 00:08:57,528 --> 00:08:59,280 I just started going for it, you know ? 183 00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:04,361 Oh, help ! 184 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:05,970 Help me ! 185 00:09:06,335 --> 00:09:07,622 What happened ? 186 00:09:07,698 --> 00:09:08,972 I fell of the toilet. 187 00:09:10,285 --> 00:09:12,503 I'm caught between the toilet and the wall. 188 00:09:14,177 --> 00:09:16,072 - What do you need ? - Not you. 189 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,230 Someone else. Get Pam. 190 00:09:18,277 --> 00:09:20,752 I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room. 191 00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:23,080 Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. 192 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,632 And he needs to clean me up a little bit. 193 00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:27,123 Bring a wet towel. 194 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:30,161 Ryan is, uh... 195 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,661 - dead. - No he's not. 196 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:32,861 - Dead. - I just saw him. 197 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:36,270 He's... can you just get up yourself ? 198 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,603 I... you only grilled your foot. 199 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:39,843 Oh, forget it. 200 00:09:40,397 --> 00:09:41,940 I'll just get up myself. 201 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:49,401 Ow, God ! 202 00:09:51,588 --> 00:09:53,782 Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today ? 203 00:09:53,868 --> 00:09:54,880 No... 204 00:09:55,025 --> 00:09:57,101 He's actually been really nice and helpful. 205 00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:59,263 And that isn't weird ? 206 00:10:01,156 --> 00:10:01,973 Well... 207 00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:05,802 Can I have everyone's attention, please ? 208 00:10:06,117 --> 00:10:07,283 Phyllis... 209 00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:08,501 Oscar... 210 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,612 Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. 211 00:10:11,536 --> 00:10:13,282 Can I ask you all a question ? 212 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,230 Do you know what it's like to be disabled ? 213 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,490 Oscar ? 214 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:19,592 I had scoliosis as a girl. 215 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:20,983 Never heard of it. No... 216 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,412 a real disability. Not a woman's trouble. 217 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:26,552 When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. 218 00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:28,202 What... how old are you ? 219 00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:30,073 No, it... Look, 220 00:10:30,886 --> 00:10:32,260 the point is... 221 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:37,002 I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. 222 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:41,700 Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. 223 00:10:42,197 --> 00:10:45,003 I'm not disabled, and neither are you. 224 00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:46,083 Okay. 225 00:10:46,118 --> 00:10:48,461 What does this look like to you, Stanley ? 226 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,203 Mail Boxes, Etc. 227 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,392 Shut...it. 228 00:10:53,315 --> 00:10:55,231 Okay. Well... 229 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,271 Well, you know what ? 230 00:10:57,398 --> 00:11:01,031 Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, 231 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,990 or laughed about. 232 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:05,051 You people are jerks. 233 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:07,892 Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder 234 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,182 on the floor of that bathroom instead of me. 235 00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,542 Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder. 236 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:17,542 I burned my foot ! 237 00:11:18,936 --> 00:11:21,591 Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. 238 00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:23,173 Everybody's in there ! 239 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,031 Dad ? 240 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:34,412 While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, 241 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,143 I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, 242 00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:40,992 many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society. 243 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:42,743 - Quick question. - Yeah ? 244 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:45,483 - Why is Tom Hanks on the wall ? - Twice. 245 00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,032 Good question. 246 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:49,281 Forrest Gump, mentally challenged. 247 00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:51,593 Philadelphia... AIDS. 248 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,551 I think that's from Big. 249 00:11:54,378 --> 00:11:56,570 I don't think so, no. 250 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:59,220 Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia. 251 00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:00,711 He grew into a man overnight. 252 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,913 A rare disability. It still works. 253 00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:06,722 A crossword puzzle Stanley ? 254 00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:09,010 Seriously, are you learning nothing here ? 255 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:11,812 What do you mean, "Mm-hmm" ? 256 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:14,000 - I mean I'm learning nothing. - Okay. 257 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:16,010 Michael Scott. I'm looking for Michael Scott. 258 00:12:16,057 --> 00:12:17,810 Yes, right in here. 259 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,221 - Good. - Come on in.. 260 00:12:19,257 --> 00:12:20,272 Great. 261 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,770 This ladies and gentlemen, 262 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:23,472 is our special guest. 263 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:27,653 Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space. 264 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:32,060 Hey, everyone. I'm Billy Merchant. 265 00:12:32,155 --> 00:12:33,940 You may have seen me around here before. 266 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,691 I'm the properties manager of this office park. 267 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,981 You are so brave. 268 00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:39,560 You are so brave. 269 00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:41,270 Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning 270 00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:42,643 to come by here or a long time... 271 00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:45,461 But it's hard for you, right ? Because you're in a wheelchair. 272 00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:48,111 No, I just have a lot of properties to manage. 273 00:12:48,155 --> 00:12:49,671 Let me ask you something. 274 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:52,113 How long does it take you to do something simple ? 275 00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,910 Everyday, like... like brush your teeth in the morning. 276 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,843 I don't know, like, 30 seconds. 277 00:12:56,886 --> 00:12:58,111 Oh, my God. 278 00:12:58,246 --> 00:13:00,443 That's three times as long as it takes me. 279 00:13:01,506 --> 00:13:03,731 How did you, get in your wheelchair ? 280 00:13:03,925 --> 00:13:05,102 This morning ? 281 00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:07,273 Just like every other morning. Just climbed on in. 282 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,392 Hey, hey, hey, hey ! Not funny, not funny ! 283 00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,960 Hey, hey, relax just, uh.. joking around here. 284 00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:15,833 Well, that's good. He still has a sense of humor. 285 00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:19,151 Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. 286 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,590 - I don't really notice it anymore. - Well, they do. 287 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,451 They notice it. Don't you ? You notice it. 288 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,613 It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it ? 289 00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:29,891 I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill. 290 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,031 So there are jsut a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of. 291 00:13:33,076 --> 00:13:34,500 - Okay. - First is parking. 292 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,000 You can't block the freight entrance with your car, 293 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:40,010 even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions ? 294 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:42,240 Yes ? 295 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,901 Yeah ? 296 00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:46,782 Yes ? 297 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,520 Dwight, you have your hand up. 298 00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:53,540 Ignore him. 299 00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:55,161 You know what ? 300 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,523 We're not that different, you and I. 301 00:13:57,635 --> 00:14:01,183 When I clamped my foot into a non-stick... 302 00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,713 - You know what, Michael ? - Yeah ? 303 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,671 - Let me stop you right there... - Okay. 304 00:14:04,697 --> 00:14:05,743 and leave. 305 00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:08,193 Did you see "Born on the 4th of July" ? 306 00:14:08,818 --> 00:14:11,803 I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy. 307 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,432 What's wrong with that guy ? 308 00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:15,740 You mean today ? He stepped on a George Forman grill 309 00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:16,982 and he burned his foot. 310 00:14:17,037 --> 00:14:18,113 No, not Michael. 311 00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:20,771 The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. 312 00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:25,130 He looks like he has a concussion. 313 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,761 Hey ! 314 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,392 I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station 315 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,530 in Carbondale ! 316 00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:36,760 You did it. Look at you ! 317 00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:38,900 And with the plate and the napkin. 318 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,501 Very nice. Thank you, Ryan. 319 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,700 - You're very welcome. - Did you get the yams ? 320 00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:46,100 No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams. 321 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,431 Okay. I'll just have the pudding. 322 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,562 - You sure ? - Yeah. 323 00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:51,713 Okay. 324 00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:53,382 You know what ? I feel better. 325 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,942 Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding 326 00:14:55,986 --> 00:14:58,080 and his kindness healed my foot. 327 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:03,162 Yeah, baby ! I am feelin' better. 328 00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:05,122 My body's literally healing itself. 329 00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:07,283 It is amazing what the human body 330 00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:09,532 is capable of when you have a powerful brain. 331 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,342 I ground up four extra strength aspirins 332 00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:13,972 and put them in Michael's pudding. 333 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,070 I do the same thing for my dog 334 00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:18,092 to get him to take his heartworm medicine. 335 00:15:19,077 --> 00:15:23,000 Ohh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins. 336 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:29,073 Okay, I think we need to take him to the hospital, because... 337 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,881 I'm pretty sure he has a concussion. 338 00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:33,280 Oh, now you feel some compassion for him. 339 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,832 He needs to go right now. And you're his emergency contact. 340 00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:38,480 - I think you should go with him. - Why don't you go with him ? 341 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,611 - I barely know him. - I want Michael to take me. 342 00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,302 I can't take you. I don't have my car. 343 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:43,901 - Please ? - And yours is all vomity. 344 00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:45,921 - You can take my van ! - Oh, okay. 345 00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:48,772 That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive ? 346 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,161 - Fine. - We'll go. 347 00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:51,951 I'm still recovering. So let's just... 348 00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:53,390 Ryan, can you get my coat please ? 349 00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:55,972 Slowly. 'Kay ? Let's just get to the elevator. 350 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:58,132 - What are you doing ? - Vietnam sounds. 351 00:15:58,177 --> 00:15:59,931 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 352 00:16:00,757 --> 00:16:03,111 - Tired. Can't lay down. - Just take a rake... 353 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,451 Wake up ! 354 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:05,980 Wait, here, let me help you Dwight. 355 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,241 - Come on. Get up. - Thanks. 356 00:16:07,286 --> 00:16:08,821 - Get up. - You're the best. 357 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,090 - Just keep him awake. - It smells like chicken soup. 358 00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,963 - I know. - I have to go to the hospital. 359 00:16:13,008 --> 00:16:15,092 - I know. - Where are we going ? 360 00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:17,733 - I just wanna say good-bye, okay ? - I'll be back, I mean... 361 00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:19,511 Yes, I know. But it's gonna be different. 362 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:20,570 Why ? 363 00:16:20,628 --> 00:16:22,082 It's just hard to explain. 364 00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:24,031 Oh, Pam, you're adorable. 365 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,131 Oh, my goodness. 366 00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:29,370 - Come here. - Ohh. Huggy hugs. 367 00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:31,550 Shotgun ! 368 00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,432 You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight ? 369 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,730 The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. 370 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,713 The first person to shout shotgun 371 00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:43,091 when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. 372 00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:45,132 That's how the game's played. 373 00:16:45,358 --> 00:16:47,782 There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. 374 00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:49,203 Oh, God, a minivan. 375 00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:52,142 What is Meredith's problem ? 376 00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:54,003 Well, I think she has a kid. 377 00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,642 Yeah, she has one kid and no husband. 378 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,962 She's not going to find one driving this thing around. 379 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,853 - Where are we going ? - Come on. 380 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,071 - Get inside. - Where are we going ? 381 00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:04,521 - We're going to Chuck E. Cheese. - Chuck E. Cheese ? 382 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,323 Oh, God. I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese. 383 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,631 We're going to the hospital, Michael. 384 00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:10,342 I know. I'm just sayin'... 385 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,450 - Dwight, what are you drinking ? - I found it under the seat. 386 00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:16,313 Oh, my God. Dwight. 387 00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,013 - I'm thirsty. - Put that down. 388 00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:20,111 Give the bottle to Michael. 389 00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:21,812 - I'm thirsty. - Just give it to me... 390 00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:24,702 Just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired. 391 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:26,662 You can't fire me, I don't work in this van ! 392 00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:28,240 - Give it to me, Dwight ! - No, stop. 393 00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:29,941 - Give me the bottle ! - Will you stop ? 394 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,992 - Give me the bottle, Dwight ! - Michael, stop ! 395 00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:33,432 - Just give it ! - Michael, stop ! 396 00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:35,663 - Just stop it ! - Stop spraying ! Gimmme the bottle. 397 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,053 - Stop ! - Stop spraying me ! 398 00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:38,400 Gimme the bottle ! 399 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,922 Dwight, what is your middle name ? 400 00:17:41,177 --> 00:17:42,443 Danger. 401 00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:44,521 Something with a "K." 402 00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:45,640 It's Kurt. 403 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:48,003 Wow, I'm so sad that I know that. 404 00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,802 What do I write under reason for visit ? 405 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:52,542 Concussion. 406 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:56,583 What did you write ? 407 00:17:56,995 --> 00:17:58,433 Nothing. 408 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:01,533 I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital." 409 00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:04,613 So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital. 410 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:07,141 You know what, Jim ? This isn't about me anymore. 411 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,312 I made a miraculous recovery, 412 00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:11,161 which is more than I can say for him. 413 00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:12,460 Come on, Dwight. 414 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,313 - Hi, Michael. - Hi, Dwight. 415 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:24,353 Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury ? 416 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,390 A head injury. 417 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,211 Well, you don't have all the information. 418 00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:28,722 The foot had been severly burned, 419 00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:30,491 and, uh, healed quickly. 420 00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:31,690 Very quickly. 421 00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:34,152 Actually, like suspiciously quickly. 422 00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:35,533 So I'm ordering a CAT scan. 423 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,262 What is that ? 424 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,831 Look, since you have the machine up and running, 425 00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:42,133 can I just stick my foot in ? We can take a look.... 426 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,591 Well...for a burn, 427 00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:45,963 you really just need to look at the outside of the foot. 428 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,710 Okay, what kind of machine is that ? 429 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,760 Does the skin look red and swollen ? 430 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:50,991 That's what she said. 431 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,351 That's my joke. Damn it, Dwight. 432 00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:58,101 Okay, no electronics past this point. 433 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,542 - Camera, sound equipment. - It's okay, they're with me. 434 00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:02,403 No metal of any kind. 435 00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:04,962 All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off. 436 00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:06,531 I don't wanna do this. 437 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,170 Well, you should have thought of that 438 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,833 before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up, so... 439 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,692 we'll see you when you get out. 440 00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:20,561 Fine, fine. 441 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:37,801 - Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. - Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim. 442 00:19:37,946 --> 00:19:40,450 Oh, my God, what's going on ? Is Dwight okay ? 443 00:19:40,565 --> 00:19:42,393 He should be fine. But they brought him in 444 00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:43,433 for a CAT scan. 445 00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:45,302 I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan. 446 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,092 Michael went in there with him too. 447 00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,492 - It's pretty sweet. - Really ? 448 00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:50,180 Michael went in with him ? 449 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,642 But they shouldn't be much longer now. 450 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:53,671 So we'll be back soon. 451 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,363 Okay, that's... ...good news. 452 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,510 - Uh, yeah, no. I'll let you go. - Okay. 453 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,320 - Okay. - Bye. 454 00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:00,300 Bye. 455 00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:09,860 - Hey, Oscar ? - What's up Pam ? 456 00:20:10,156 --> 00:20:13,352 I just wanted to let you know that Dwight's gonna be okay. 457 00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:16,303 The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, 458 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:18,430 so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow. 459 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,520 Okay. 460 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,020 I just, uh, thought you'd wanna know that. 461 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:30,201 Okay, Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. 462 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:31,580 One, 463 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:32,451 two... 464 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:33,510 Sir, 465 00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,150 Sir, stop that. Stop... 466 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:36,900 Stop that. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net