1 00:00:51,026 --> 00:00:55,653 Yes, so we're definitely rehearsing tonight? Eight o'clock down the hall! 2 00:00:56,763 --> 00:01:02,378 Right, will the rest of the group be there? Oh great man! 3 00:01:03,982 --> 00:01:05,376 Oi Ringo! 4 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,175 I hope that all my huffing and puffing ain't interrupting you! 5 00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:10,068 Eh? No! It's no sweat man! 6 00:01:10,295 --> 00:01:13,142 Well it's certainly not coming from you, you lazy little git! 7 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:17,174 Charlie I've gotta go. Look, I'll see you later on, alright. 8 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:25,136 - Rehearsing with the group tonight! - Group! You're a drummer who's got no drums! 9 00:01:25,817 --> 00:01:27,211 No - well, it's early days yet! 10 00:01:27,785 --> 00:01:30,582 I don't know why you waste your time with that bunch of wallies for. 11 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:34,845 They're not a bunch of wallies! Anyway, you haven't heard us play yet. 12 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:39,100 I don't need to! I mean, look who yer lead singer is, Mental Mickey! 13 00:01:39,405 --> 00:01:41,783 Oi, there's nothing wrong with Mickey Maguire! 14 00:01:42,013 --> 00:01:44,882 Nothing wrong! He bit a bloke's ear off once, that's all. 15 00:01:46,053 --> 00:01:47,251 Not all of it! 16 00:01:51,336 --> 00:01:55,990 Well, before you become deeply involved in any musical argument with Mental Mickey, 17 00:01:56,510 --> 00:02:02,552 make sure you're wearing a bullet-proof balaclava! Let's get this stuff in the van. 18 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,266 What we bought anyway? 19 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:12,252 Well, it's obvious innit, sausages! Talking dolls, innit. 20 00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:20,940 I mean what sort of stock is it? Bankrupt, fire damaged, water damaged, soiled or just plain hooky? 21 00:02:21,406 --> 00:02:24,152 It's none of them Rodney! These are near-perfects! 22 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:28,064 - Near-perfects! So what's wrong with 'em? - Nothing. 23 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,578 Well, if there's nothing wrong with 'em why aren't they called 'perfects'? 24 00:02:31,973 --> 00:02:36,799 It's just a bit of legal jargon used by the insurance company to save on paperwork that's all. 25 00:02:37,286 --> 00:02:38,454 Don't worry about it. 26 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:43,629 That's easy for you to say, but I'm the one who has to go down the Arndale Centre and flog these things, 27 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:47,285 I mean, look at the aggro I had at Christmas with them cricket bats! 28 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:51,046 'Each one personally autographed by Viv Richards!' 29 00:02:51,748 --> 00:02:54,927 And each one was personally autographed by Viv Richards! 30 00:02:57,357 --> 00:02:59,526 Alright, it wasn't the Viv Richards! 31 00:03:01,189 --> 00:03:05,775 No, it was Davey Richards' eldest sister! I had nothing but comebacks on that! 32 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:14,996 No, you'll be alright with these things. I mean have a look, take a look, can you see anything wrong with 'em? 33 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:19,806 No, it looks alright! 34 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:27,855 Alright! This is Taiwan's finest Rodney! This is quality par excellence this gear! 35 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:31,397 We'll pick the rest of 'em up after dinner. G'on, jump in the van. 36 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,017 What's up Doc? 37 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,307 - What? - I thought you said something! 38 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,718 Oh! You know, I reckon this group of mine could go places. 39 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:51,450 And the sooner the better if you ask me. 40 00:03:51,896 --> 00:03:53,923 We're styling ourselves on Frankie Goes to Hollywood! 41 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:04,795 You dozy little twonk Rodney. You bang again on the roof of my van like that 42 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:06,328 and it won't be Frankie Goes to Hollywood, 43 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:08,559 it'll be Rodney goes to hospital. 44 00:04:10,245 --> 00:04:15,905 - Bloody hell Del, I said I'm sorry, didn't I? - You will be if I get a headache. 45 00:04:30,832 --> 00:04:34,863 'The wind is blowing, the snow is snowing...' 46 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:40,455 - Oi, get your thieving hands off! - I weren’t feeling all that well, Del. 47 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:44,073 You'll feel even worse if I catch you at my Courvoisier again. 48 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:47,390 What's all the big hurry then? 49 00:04:48,952 --> 00:04:51,127 I've just heard a very interesting bit of news down the pub. 50 00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:57,716 Er, listen have you ever heard of the Shamrock Club, over at Deptford? The Paddies' Moulin Rouge! 51 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:01,707 That place? I've read about it in the local paper! 52 00:05:02,648 --> 00:05:12,344 Well, their resident band the Dublin Bay Stormers had a bit of a ruck last weekend and they're all banged up on remand! 53 00:05:12,672 --> 00:05:13,509 So? 54 00:05:13,805 --> 00:05:17,923 So - what is it next Sunday? It's St Patrick's night innit! 55 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:23,598 Their biggest earner of the year and the Shamrock Club ain't got a band! But I have! 56 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:28,345 You don't mean young Rodney and that bunch of wallies? 57 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:32,457 They can't do all that Mother Macree stuff! 58 00:05:32,923 --> 00:05:34,909 Listen, you don't know Rodney that well. 59 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:39,618 He's a very talented little lad, they'll love him! 60 00:05:40,284 --> 00:05:41,780 They'll tear him limb from limb. 61 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:44,402 No they won't. The worst he'll get is a red nose! 62 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,356 - Still, it's got nothing to do with me! - No, that's right! 63 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:49,548 - I'll keep my opinions to myself! - Good. 64 00:05:50,704 --> 00:05:54,020 - It don't seem right though! I mean it's not fair! 65 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:57,848 Nor's Frank Bruno's arse but he don't keep on about it! 66 00:06:02,949 --> 00:06:07,266 Hello, Shamrock Club? Could I speak to Liam please? Yeah, Derek Trotter. 67 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:24,689 It's Del Boy. How are you pal? Triffic, er listen, I just heard the tragic news about the Stormers! 68 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:29,485 Oh, the bloody laws in this country, diabolical ain't they, oh yeah. 69 00:06:30,317 --> 00:06:32,886 How are you fixed for a band on Paddies night? 70 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:37,613 Well this is it, I mean, where do you find a good band these days? 71 00:06:41,587 --> 00:06:43,251 There's a lot of cowboys about! 72 00:06:44,283 --> 00:06:48,340 What's what noise? Oh that? Well, that's what I'm phoning you about you see. 73 00:06:48,758 --> 00:06:53,650 I'm down here at the community hall and there's a group of youngsters on the stage rehearsing... 74 00:06:58,758 --> 00:07:04,970 Keep it down will you lads? I'm on the blower, er...hold on Liam, I'll close the door. 75 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:24,309 There we are now, we can hear ourselves speak! Do what? Yes they sound a lot like the Bachelors! 76 00:07:26,138 --> 00:07:27,767 In fact that's who they model themselves after... 77 00:07:28,985 --> 00:07:32,035 Well, there's some good news and there's some bad news here Liam. 78 00:07:32,545 --> 00:07:36,940 The bad news is they're expensive! It's 300 sovs I'm afraid. 79 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:42,669 But the good news is they're free on St Paddy's night! Yes alright. 80 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:46,503 - He wants to think about it. - That shouldn't take long should it? 81 00:07:47,973 --> 00:07:52,265 No, no, no, Liam you carry on old son, you take all the time in the world. I've got plenty of time. 82 00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:02,589 Oi, close the door will yer! 83 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:09,437 Well you won't go far wrong with these boys, no, no. You know it makes sense. 84 00:08:10,109 --> 00:08:15,532 There is one thing...they, not me, they, you understand insist on cash in advance! 85 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:20,400 Alright, I'll tell you what old son, I'll pop down in about an hour. 86 00:08:21,094 --> 00:08:21,835 Alright, pal. 87 00:08:39,165 --> 00:08:44,847 The family used to tell stories about you and yer 'business activities'! I never believed 'em up until now! 88 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:51,645 - Get in, get out and don't look back, that's my motto! - I can't wait to tell young Rodney the good news! 89 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:56,135 Er, listen you keep quiet. This is gonna be a... it's a surprise! 90 00:08:56,409 --> 00:09:00,030 Oh, it's nothing to do with me Del! I just hope I don't let it slip out! 91 00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:03,811 No that would be very unfortunate wouldn't it? 92 00:09:05,332 --> 00:09:09,515 Oh, I tell you what, would you like a nice large brandy in there Uncle Albert. 93 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:18,786 That's nice of you son, thank you! Might as well leave the bottle here, save me having to keep on getting up! 94 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:32,427 Have a nice evening - you blackmailing old bark! 95 00:09:47,071 --> 00:09:51,223 - Come on Rodney! Give us some cymbals. - Cymbals? 96 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:07,280 Oi, oi, oi, what's he doing here? 97 00:10:11,522 --> 00:10:13,792 I just come down to listen to you lads. Don't mind do you? 98 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,046 You just come down on the wind up didn't yer? 99 00:10:16,422 --> 00:10:20,423 Au contraire Rodney. Au contraire! In fact I'm very impressed. 100 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:24,007 He sounds in very good voice, does young Mental Mickey. 101 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:26,024 I don't like people calling me that! 102 00:10:26,423 --> 00:10:29,412 I'm so sorry, I'd better put my hands on me ear-lobes! 103 00:10:30,175 --> 00:10:31,942 Why don't you piss off down the pub Trotter? 104 00:10:32,238 --> 00:10:41,186 Oi, oi, watch it. This is our community hall. Anyone's entitled to walk in here! Come on then, let's hear you! 105 00:10:41,819 --> 00:10:46,361 - Yeah, come on. He's not gonna put us off! - Yeah, right! One, two, three... 106 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:50,859 - Oi, oi, Rodney I do the one, two, three, fours! - Sorry Mickey, forgot! 107 00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:55,271 One, two, three, four... 108 00:10:56,272 --> 00:11:00,613 Hold on, hold on, where d'you learn to count, Rampton? 109 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:05,024 I ain't never been to Rampton. Who started them rumours about me being in Rampton? 110 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,760 - Alright Mick, take it easy ! - I've never been to Rampton! 111 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,928 I've been to Broadmoor, once or twice, but that's not the point. 112 00:11:15,143 --> 00:11:20,024 - Carry on. - One, two, three... 113 00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:24,215 Oi, I told you once Rodney, I'm not gonna tell you again son. I do the one, two, three, four. 114 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,581 - Hold up, hold up. - What is it now?? 115 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,474 Well I am very surprised! 116 00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,744 I came down here expecting you bunch of wallies, 117 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:59,958 to sound like a cat being doctored without anesthetic! But you're good! 118 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:11,148 You're very good! Alright you're not quite up to the standard of Spanner Ballet or Duram Duram! 119 00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:17,570 There's something about your music that I like! It's well it's got something! 120 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,166 I only hope it ain't catching! 121 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:28,236 If this is all a build-up, some very funny joke, will you just tell us all now and stop wasting everyone's time! 122 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:32,811 It's no joke Rodney, I mean it! I'm very impressed, very! 123 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:41,730 Bravo, bravo! Of course, you realise that you're gonna flop like a jelly on a wet mattress, don't you? 124 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:43,732 Oh yeah, why are we gonna flop? 125 00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:48,195 Because you're undisciplined! You ain't going to go nowhere till you get yer act together! 126 00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:53,822 Yeah? Well my mate's cousin's works for a record company and he reckons he could get us a contract! 127 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:59,386 And my mate's a doorman down at Chelsea, but he can't get me a bloody game can he? 128 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:05,777 Na, you're still rough around the edges. I mean, why don't you take a butcher's at yerselves. 129 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:10,019 You look like something the cat dragged in - then dragged out again! 130 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:16,320 Trotter, shut it, we like looking like this. We're Marxist Trotskyite anarchists! 131 00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:20,859 - Yeah! - Are we? 132 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:26,655 - So why do you want to be superstars then? - 'Cos we wanna be rich Marxist Trotskyite anarchists! 133 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:29,498 Well, not too rich! 134 00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:33,559 No, just a little bit rich! Money ain't everything! 135 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:36,915 No, but it certainly takes the sting out of being poor though don't it? 136 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:44,652 Strikes me you need someone to steer you in the right direction you know. Look after yer interest. 137 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:51,415 What you need is a manager! No hold on, hold on! Don't look at me... 138 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:56,298 Cause the bloke who becomes your manager, he's gotta buy you new equipment. 139 00:13:56,482 --> 00:14:03,591 New drums, new guitars new set of speakers! Cost an arm and a leg! 140 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:10,918 - I thought you said we were good! - You are good! You're natural, you've got raw talent! 141 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:20,969 Oi, Trotter you don't wanna put your money where yer mouth is though, don't you? 142 00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:23,088 You think I'm not the kind who would back me instinct? 143 00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:26,178 You know me. He who dares wins! 144 00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:31,159 But, well, the fact of the matter is, the funds are a bit tight at the moment. 145 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:32,778 You're enough a wallie Trotter. 146 00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,079 Yeah yeah! We've heard it before. 147 00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:43,819 Alright! You win! I will be your manager! I'll get you bookings, you see if I don't! 148 00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:46,318 - What about the instruments? - I'll get that as well! 149 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:51,634 Don't listen to him! We'll probably end up with the chuck-aways from some Boy Scouts' band! 150 00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:57,588 All yer instruments and equipment'll be brand new! Write down what you want, I'll get it for you! 151 00:14:58,059 --> 00:15:05,073 I'm gonna make an investment in you lads. This time next year we're gonna be millionaires! I can see it now. 152 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:12,277 Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall, the Hollywood Bowl! The revolutionary new sound: Pop Protest! 153 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,592 You don't know any of the Bachelor numbers, do you? 154 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:25,643 It doesn't matter! Well, you carry on rehearsing! 'Cos I'll get this show on the road. 155 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:31,234 Come on then - let's hear ya, your manager has spoken! 156 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:36,803 - Yeah right! Here we go then, one, two, three... - I do the one, two, three, four! 157 00:15:58,094 --> 00:16:00,316 - Put down the table Pat! 158 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,422 What about Mental Mickey? 159 00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:44,242 He's happy enough! 160 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:53,903 Let's make sure I've got all the details. 161 00:16:54,678 --> 00:17:01,961 The stolen items consist of two guitars, two speakers, and a set of drums. 162 00:17:04,914 --> 00:17:13,876 - Here’s one of your sticks, it's a bit oily. - Cheers! D'you reckon you'll catch 'em? 163 00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:16,277 Shouldn't have too much trouble! 164 00:17:16,947 --> 00:17:20,796 We'll just go around the clubs till we find a rock 'n' roll band with a one-armed drummer. 165 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,333 I need you don't I! I mean I really need you. 166 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:31,771 - What's all this other stuff doing here? - Er - we collect things! 167 00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:42,371 Funny sort of things to collect ain't they? 168 00:17:42,703 --> 00:17:45,483 Yeah well, er, everyone's gotta have a hobby ain't they! 169 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,083 Extrerminate, exterminate! 170 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:53,640 Good afternoon Officer, can I be of any assistance? 171 00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:59,341 They've had the drums, guitars, everything! I locked that door last night Del, I swear to you I locked it. 172 00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:03,626 - Alright Rodney, alright. Nevermind, not to worry. - What d'you mean not to worry? 173 00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:05,523 All our equipment's been nicked! 174 00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,257 Well, that's not quite true! 175 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:11,147 Er Rodney, would you like to nip outside to make sure I switched the engine off on the van? 176 00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:18,912 Oh! Well you see, actually these items haven't been stolen Officer, 177 00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:21,425 A van came round early this morning and took them back to the shop! 178 00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:26,649 You see I know the owner of the shop. and he let me have them on what is called sale-or-return basis! 179 00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:31,613 I see. Do you enjoy wasting police time, eh? 180 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,425 Hold on, I didn't know we had 'em sale or return!! 181 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:43,112 - It's my fault, I didn't tell him! I'm sorry. - Right! About all this other stuff here... 182 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,393 Excuse me Officer, but when I came around just now 183 00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:48,323 I saw a couple of kids trying to remove the front wheels on your Panda car! 184 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,544 - They what?? I might be back to see you! - I can't wait! 185 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:57,531 What do you think you're playing at, inviting the bloody Old Bill round here? 186 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,700 What am I playing at?? 187 00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:03,091 You told me you'd bought that equipment and all the time you had it on sale or return. 188 00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:05,602 You just set us up didn't you? 189 00:19:07,824 --> 00:19:13,356 We've earned 300 sovs, right, and we didn't acyually pay out for any equipment! Brilliant innit! 190 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:17,036 Brilliant? Del we nearly had our heads smashed in! 191 00:19:18,185 --> 00:19:21,675 I didn't wanna play the Shamrock Club! None of us wanted to play the Shamrock Club! 192 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:29,262 But we played it Del because you said it was our first step on the road to stardom! We believed you! 193 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:32,063 Well you must be bigger plonkers than you look! 194 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,201 You didn't honestly believe all that rubbish that you and them wallies 195 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:42,307 were destined for the Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall ? 196 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:45,957 The only hall you were destined for, is sod all, that's what! 197 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,177 But as it happened you made 150 quid 198 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:52,588 so think yourself lucky, and anyway you can still carry on with the group. 199 00:19:53,329 --> 00:20:03,162 No I can't. We had an artistical disagreement! Look what that Mickey tried to do to my ear! 200 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:07,579 The vicious little git! Now I'm gonna sort him out. What was the row about? 201 00:20:08,212 --> 00:20:09,687 They accused you of setting us up! 202 00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:15,117 They said you'd only done it for a one off earner and to get rid of the suits you've had in here since 1975! 203 00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:18,554 The way some people's minds work! 204 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:24,320 What do you mean? They were right!! But I defended you! I mean, stood there and defended you! 205 00:20:25,219 --> 00:20:31,774 And d'you know why? 'Cos you're my brother - and I don't like to hear people rubbishing you!! That's why. 206 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,557 - Still works does it? 207 00:20:43,484 --> 00:20:45,833 It was only a pipe-dream Rodney! 208 00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:49,330 At least I had a dream Del - it's more than I've got now. 209 00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:54,796 Come on Rodders, you didn't really think you were gonna go nowhere did you? 210 00:20:55,707 --> 00:20:57,720 I mean just takea look at them other three! 211 00:20:58,245 --> 00:21:02,621 They had about five and half brain cells between them, and one of them was on the blink! I tell ya. 212 00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:09,473 That show business lark - they're all Stoke-on-Trent aren't they. 213 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,057 You have to watch yer old deaf and dumb in that game Rodney! 214 00:21:21,368 --> 00:21:24,855 Look, why do you always try and stop me in everything I do? 215 00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,338 Who, me? 216 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,416 You always sticking yer oar in and mess things up for me! 217 00:21:29,647 --> 00:21:32,890 - Sometimes I get the feeling that you're scared! - Scared, me scared? Scared of what? 218 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:38,907 Scared of me becoming a success! You're terrified that one day I might just make it - on my own! 219 00:21:41,328 --> 00:21:43,645 That is like a knife in my heart that Rodney! 220 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:48,908 There is nothing that I would like more than to see you become someone! 221 00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:58,235 Have a nice Capri Ghia and all that! I remember what Mum said on her deathbed. 222 00:21:59,353 --> 00:22:07,172 She said to me, 'Del,' she said, 'Please give little Rodney all the encouragement that you can! 223 00:22:07,813 --> 00:22:17,032 - Never Del, never hold him back!' - She didn't 'alf say a lot on her deathbed. 224 00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:22,624 - What? - Whatever the subject is… 225 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,346 Mum had something to say about it on her deathbed! 226 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:30,023 She must have spent her final few hours in this mortal realm doing nothing but rabbiting! 227 00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:33,936 You are walking a bleedin' tightrope here Rodney! 228 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:37,157 No hang on. Right, remember last week we were having a row 229 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,364 about whose turn it was to go down the chippy, yeah? 230 00:22:40,055 --> 00:22:46,074 And you claimed that Mum said on her deathbed, 'Send Rodney for the fish!' 231 00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,232 Yeah, well, I'd had a few hadn't I? 232 00:22:57,665 --> 00:23:00,016 You tried something and it didn't work. 233 00:23:03,752 --> 00:23:06,281 Nevermind, look. You've got 150 beer vouchers! 234 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,282 Come on, cheer up! 235 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:16,928 - We've got to go down the market this afternoon! - Triffic! 236 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,998 Oh, come on now Rodney, listen, it ain't all bad news! 237 00:23:24,649 --> 00:23:28,604 On one hand you've just had your hopes and dreams dashed! 238 00:23:29,402 --> 00:23:34,085 On the other hand, I've got a van load of hooky Maltesers! Come on let's go... 239 00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:42,355 Alright Monk, I'll come straight with you, look, I've had these dolls for about a week 240 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:47,699 and I haven't sold one yet! If you take a chance I'll take a loss, I can't be fairer than that! 241 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:53,721 Would I lie to you? Alright, I'll see you around Monk! 242 00:24:07,686 --> 00:24:13,434 At number 26. Four guys from South London. This is Boys Will Be Boys from A Bunch of Wallies! 243 00:24:17,805 --> 00:24:26,479 Maybe old Trig could knock some out down the council depot. Oh shut up. Bloody noise, I can't think! 244 00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:51,255 I don't believe it! It's that bunch of wallies!! 245 00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:54,031 What do they think they're doing?? They're on Top of the Pops!! 246 00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:11,392 You know that old bird who works down the laundromat, the one who's after...What's wrong? 247 00:25:11,734 --> 00:25:15,970 Nothing Rodders! Alright fine. Wanna cigar? 248 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:22,575 Sorry, you was saying, what was you saying? 249 00:25:24,036 --> 00:25:28,863 I wound her up, right, I said that Uncle Albert wants to take her to the old folks', beano on Thursday. 250 00:25:29,252 --> 00:25:32,649 - Took her right in it! - I like it! 251 00:25:38,927 --> 00:25:43,113 - Are you sure everything's alright? - It's triffic Rodders, couldn't be better mate! 252 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:47,956 - Hey, Top of the Pops in on! - Yeah, but the telly's broke! 253 00:25:49,739 --> 00:25:52,372 - I'll watch it on the black and white one then! - That's broke as well! 254 00:25:55,425 --> 00:25:56,557 Well it's got to be the fuse in the socket! 255 00:25:56,765 --> 00:26:04,971 No, I tried that! They're both broke! I'll have to get a firm in - naus innit, eh? 256 00:26:07,289 --> 00:26:09,128 Oh well, I might as well give Albert the good news! 257 00:26:09,587 --> 00:26:12,034 Go on. He's in his room. 258 00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:16,642 Uncle Albert. 259 00:26:17,135 --> 00:26:18,366 Hello son, you alright? 260 00:26:19,032 --> 00:26:20,785 He'll go bloody divvy when he finds out! 261 00:26:22,453 --> 00:26:27,252 You wanna act yer age you interfering little... Can't you have a word with him Del? 262 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:32,667 He's only come in there to annoy me! I don't wanna go on no old folks' beano! 263 00:26:33,183 --> 00:26:37,663 Well don't go then, don't go! Listen, I'm off out - don't mention it to Rodney! 264 00:26:38,149 --> 00:26:41,826 I doubt if he'd wanna go with you anyway, he's watching Top of the Pops on the portable. 265 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,252 They're in the charts. 266 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:58,179 So they're in the charts. Marque de Fabrique, as they say. 267 00:26:59,228 --> 00:27:03,441 They could go to number one! They could have a smash hit on their hands. 268 00:27:04,524 --> 00:27:06,999 Alright, so you have a smash hit on your hands. 269 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:10,271 You might not have another one for the rest of your life! 270 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:15,023 I always said they could make it, and you convinced me they couldn't. 271 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:18,500 That's always been your trouble Rodney, you're too easily swayed! 272 00:27:19,411 --> 00:27:28,742 - And what about me, eh? I was their manager! - I'm gonna stick this right up your jacksy! 273 00:27:33,908 --> 00:27:38,347 Subtitles by NVL