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Hello.
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My name is leslie knope,and I work for
the parks and recreation department.
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Can I ask you a few questions?
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Would you say that you are
enjoying yourself and having fun,
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having a moderate amount of fun and somewhat
enjoying yourself,or having no fun and no enjoyment?
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I'm gonna put "a lot of fun.
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" Ms. Knope! There's a
drunk stuck in the slide.
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Sir,this--this is
a children's slide.
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You're not allowed to sleep in here.
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You know,when I first tell people that I work
in the government,they say,"oh,the government.
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The government stinks.The
lines are too long at the dmv.
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" But now things have changed.
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People need our help.
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And it feels good to be needed.
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- Could you put your arms to your side?
- ****
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- And that might help you slide down a little easier?
- ***
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Do you want to come this way?
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- Okay,we're gonna need you to get out.
- Can you please go away?
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Get out of the slide.
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- Okay?You're...Here we go!
- Can you please go away?
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Okay,wake up.Here we
go.Out of the slide.
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You know,government isn't
just a boys' club anymore.
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Women are everyw re.
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It's a great time to
be a woman in politics.
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Hillary clinton.Sarah
palin.Me.Nancy pelosi.
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We did it!
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You know,I-- I like to tell people,you know,"get on
board and buckle up,"bause my ride'sgonna be a big one.
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If "andyou get motion sickness,"you
know,put your head between your knees
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'cause leslie knope's
stopping for no one.
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Parks.and.Recreation.S01E01.
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Tonight is our next monthly
community outreach public forum.
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And that is tonight.
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- That is tonight.
- Right.
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Leslie will be running it.
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And we need one more.
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Who wants in?
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Tom.
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Fine.
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This is a great thing
for you guys to see.
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This is where the rubber of government
meets the road of actual human beings.
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When I go through these
doors,I need to be on.
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Like the white house press secretary.
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Are you ready?
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- Yeah.
-Okay.
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Here we go.
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It's locked.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Thank you so much for
coming.What an amazing turnout.
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My name is leslie knope.
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I am the deputy director of the
parks and recreation department,
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and tonight we're gonna be
taking some of your questions as--
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hello?
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We're having a meeting in here.
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Does anybody have any
questions about permits?
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So take two.
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I'm leslie knope,and with me is
department member tom haverford.
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We are here to answer any
and all of your questions.
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So fire away.
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Well,it's a great day,because,uh,last
month they put me in jail.
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That's right.
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The,uh,the head of the police
is a ninth-degree mason.
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But the music is so loud.
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Stop the graffiti,please.Please.
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I don't like obscenities ju-- just
as much as you don't like them.
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No,it drives me crazy.I have kids.
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hey,My And the guy's,"you My,You Head.
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" These people are members of a
community that care about where they live,
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so what I hear when I'm being yelled
at is people caring loudly at me.
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Now,I have a few t ngs I want
to say about laura linney.
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Thank you so much,barry.
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Always great to have you here.
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Anyone else who would
like to contribute--
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I'm ann perkins.
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Uh,I'm a nurse,and frankly,I
don't really care for politics.
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uh,but,um,I'm-- I'm here to talk about
the abandoned lot on sullivan street.
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Excellent.That sounds like a
good idea.Tell us about that.
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No,it's a problem.
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It almost killed my boyfriend.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot nearby my house,and a
developer dug out a basement for some condos,
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and then they went bankrupt.
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So there's just this giant pit,and
it's been there for almost a year.
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12 months,yes.Go on.
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Yeah,and,um,my boyfriend,who
is a musician-- actually,
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I support him-- but anyway,he
fell in and broke both his legs.
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Ann,let me speak with you for a minute.
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So your boyfriend fell
down into this pit,right?
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Yes.
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And,um,this guy-- is it pretty
serious?Are you guys living together?
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Yes.
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Uh,I'm sure this must
be really tough for you.
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You know,just-- this guy-- sounds like he
didn't have a lot going on for him to start with,
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and now both legs broken.He's just weak.
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You have to take care of him.
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- You probably feel like
you need to move on.- Why--
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what does this-- Just become more adventurous
in relationships with your body,just in--
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Are you--are you actually
hitting on me right now?
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Oh,oh,god,no.
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I'm not-- I'm not hitting
on you.I'm actually married.
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I'm just an open person,and
I like connecting with people.
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I'm,you know,very comfortable
around women,attractive women.
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I've spent a lot of time with
them.And I just-- I--I don't know.
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I feel like we might be taking
up too much of the forum's time.
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Maybe we can just exchange numbers.
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You know,maybe go away one weekend
and just kind of talk about this.
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Look.
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I'd love to do it.
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The bottom line is I've been trying to get this
thing fixed for months and nobody's done anything,
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and it's ugly,and it's dangerous,and it's
government-owned,and you need to do something about it.
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Okay.
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- I'll do something about it.
- Really?
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Yes,we-- I
will help you.
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Is that a promise?
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It's more than a promise.
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It's a pinky promise.
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I pinky promise all of you that I will
help,and I will go to that location tomorrow
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and we will fill in that pit,and then when
that's done,we're gonna put a park on the land.
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Okay.
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Well,I've worked at the parks department for six
years,and I've handled a lot of things that I'm proud of.
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Recently I led a city-wide drive to disinfect the
sandbox sand after we had those problems with the cats.
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But this pit-- the chance to build
a whole new park from scratch--
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this could be my hoover dam.
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No,that sounds great.
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Um,problem is,anything
over $25 I have to report.
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So,um,maybe give my wife a
call and give her the suits,
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and then if they don't fit
her,maybe she'll give 'em to me.
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Morning.
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All right,mr. Mayor.
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That sounds good.
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I'll see you on saturday for
the,uh,ultimate frisbee game.
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Bye.
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Leslie,hello.
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You were talking to the mayor?
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Yep,we was rappin' about some things.
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Tom and I work really well together.
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We're both outsiders.
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I'm a woman,he's A...
oh,I think he's a libyan.
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I am from bennettsville,south carolina.
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I am what you might call a "redneck.
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" Okay,brainstorm.
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How do we make this park happen?
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Let's go to the city council directly
and ask them to put up the money.
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No,parks are not a priority.
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I need more firepower.
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I need bigger guns.
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You know what I need to
do?Form a committee.Right?
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Yeah,that could work.
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Yeah,'cause committees are power,and
committees make things happen.
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Committees are the lifeblood
of our democratic system.
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That's really good.Write that down.
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Yep.
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From time to time,when I think of an eloquent
saying or a phrase,I have tom write it down.
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He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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Here's leslie's quote from wednesday.
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Okay,read it back to me.
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"committees cover our
democracy with blood.
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" Sounded better when I said it.
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It's still good,though.
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Okay,I have an idea.
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What about bringing mark on board?
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- Which mark?
- Which mark?
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Mark brendanawicz.Which mark?
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Well,if you want something done in this
town,you call mark brendanawicz because,
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you know,he's a city planner,but he's
more than that.He's kind of like a fixer.
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He fixes things.He's
a smart,capable guy.
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He just--he knows where
the bodies are buried.
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What's up,brendanawicz?
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You crazy old polish person.
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City hall is like a locker room,and you gotta
get in there and you gotta snap towels at people
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and you gotta give 'em the
business,and if you can't take it,
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you know,you--you--
then you can't take it.
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You--you gotta leave...
the locker room.
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Let's get down to brass tacks.
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I know you don't have a lot of time and
I want to thank you for meeting me today.
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I just work right there.
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Well,thank you for
clearing your schedule.
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Oh,I didn't clear anything.
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You know this lot that
I'm talking about,right?
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Uh,yeah,lot 48.
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Um,condo developer.
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He dug a basement and
then he went bankrupt.
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I checked it out like a month ago.
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It's pretty gross.
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What would you say if I told you that I
was thinking about turning it into a park?
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A park,huh?
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Okay.
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Well,when I think about the logistics,the various
hoops that you're gonna have to jump through
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,I would say--
is it likely?
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No,it's not likely,you know.
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But is it possible?
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No.It's not possible.
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I would give up on that one.
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What?Why?
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Why?Uh,I don't know.There's,like,a
million reasons why.
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Uh,homeowners' associations,anti-government
nuts,bureaucrats,miles of red tape--
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Really?It sounds like you're
telling me to go for it.
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There's no way it can happen.
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I can do this.
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I just need a little help.
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Could you do me a favor?
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For old times' sake?
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Mark and I--
it's complicated.
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When you work closely with someone
and you share similar interests
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and you have a similar worldview and you're
passionate about the same things,things can happen.
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We slept together.
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Leslie?
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No.
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Oh,my god.
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You know what?
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Yeah,we did,like five years ago.
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I'd
sort of--
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No,but yeah.Yeah.We did.
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Honey,can you straighten
up your area a little bit?
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'Cause they're gonna be here soon.
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Can--
thanks.
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That parks lady is coming over and
we're gonna go take a look at the pit.
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I--I think it's probably
just a photo op for her.
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I mean,I don't think anybody in
government actually cares about--
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Honey,do you mind doing
that somewhere else?
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I'm trying to watch tv.
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I'm talking about the pit you fell in.
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It's ms.Perkins' house.
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Doorbell!
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Yeah,I heard it.
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Doorbell!
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I heard it.I'm getting it.
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I'm here.
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Look at that.
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Safety.
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You remember tom from last night.
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- Hey,ann,how are you?
- Yeah,hey.Of course I do.
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And this is our college intern,april.
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She's going to be documenting
our fact-finding mission.
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Hey,april.
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Is this fun for you?
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Yeah,it's so much fun.
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Uh,I'm just gonna grab my phone quickly.
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This must be our hero.
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The man heard 'round the world.
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How you doin',son?
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Pretty good.
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I'm leslie knope.
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And the entire government of pawnee would like to let
you know that we will do everything we can to help you.
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Could you pass me my itch stick?
248
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Of course.
249
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So,um,andy jumped over this fence.
250
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He was crossing through to get
home and then he fell right there.
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Oh,my god.
252
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How did we let this happen?
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Dream with me for a second,ann.
254
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Doesn't this neighborhood
deserve a first-class park?
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Imagine a shiny new playground with a
jungle gym and swings,pool,tennis courts,
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volleyball courts,racquetball courts,basketball
court,regulation football field.
257
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We could put an amphitheatre over
there with shakespeare in the park.
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It's really not that big of a pit.
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We could do some of those things.
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It's gonna take a little extra work.
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But why not try?
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I think that would be great.
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Me,too.
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I'm going in.
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- Why?
- 'T w donorry.I have a hard hat on.
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- I can see
that,but-- Yeah.
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- April,document this.
- Okay,why?
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The key to any fact-finding mission is to
get right into the battle zone,you know?
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It's like george bush when he flew over new orleans or richard
nixon when he went to china to see what the chinese were up to.
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No.
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Leslie,are you okay?
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Leslie!
273
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Hold o april's gonna get
some photos for the website.
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Can you just be still?
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Don't move around as much.
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Okay,squeeze my fingers.
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Good.
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Does it hurt a lot?
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No.
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I'm fine.
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No,you're not.
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Good thing I was wearing that hard hat.
283
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But it--
it fell off.
284
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After my head hit that rod.
285
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I can't believe you fell
in,too.That's awesome.
286
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,310
It's not awesome,andy.
287
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Well,at least my boss will listen
to me now that I broke my clavicle.
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It's not broken.
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It is.
290
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Do you have one of those
neck foam collar brace things?
291
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Honestly,you're--
you're fine.
292
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Oh,honestly,my clavicle's broken.
293
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Oh,hey,baby,if you're going to the
kitchen,could you make me pancakes real quick?
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Uh,sure.
295
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Ooh,are pancakes being made?
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Yeah,sure.
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I don't know,she's a little doofy.
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But she's sweet.
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Ron,please.
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No.No way.
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Come on,ron.
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I've been a loyal foot soldier.
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Give me my shot.
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Let me have lot 48.
305
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Is that a travel
pillow around your neck?
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Ron,I don't know how
to explain this to you.
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When you've been down in the
pit-- have you been in the pit?
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No,I haven't gotten down there yet.
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- Well,I have.
-When you fell in.
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When I visited the bottom of the
pit on a fact-finding mission.
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And when you're down there,you get some
perspective about what it all means.
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And let me tell you something,ron.
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What it means is... I
want this subcommittee.
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I've been quite open about
this around the office.
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I don't want this parks department to build
any parks because I don't believe in government.
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00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:59,250
I think that all government
is a waste of taxpayer money.
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My dream is to have the park system privatized
and run entirely for profit by corporations.
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就像chuck E.Cheese.
(集快餐 游戏和娱乐于一体的大型连锁家庭娱乐中心)
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他们有完美无缺的商业模式
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我宁愿给chuck E.Cheese工作
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Well,I will definitely think about it.
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I like the sound of that "definitely.
323
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" I'm gonna leave before
you change your mind.
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Mr. Swanson,I presume.
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Lot 48.Thoughts?
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Yes?No?Me?
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Park?Giving the park to me?
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Still mulling.
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She's insatiable.
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She's like A... little
dog with a-- a chew toy.
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All right,you guys.All
right,all right.I'll ask him.
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Everybody wants to know
what your decision is.
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Someone on the phone about the park.
334
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You know,I don't think I even want it.
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Oh,man.
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The clavicle's still really hurting me.
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this is a great shot.
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I know.
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That's awesome.
340
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I think she's crying in
that one.Look at this one.
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Hey,kids.
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That's another good one.
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00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,640
Hey,brendanawicz.
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You gotta come check this out.
345
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,610
Leslie took us out to that pit
in lot 48 and she fell inside.
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And we have some awesome photos.
347
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,020
- Uh,is she okay?
- Yeah,she's fine.
348
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Oh,this is a classic.
349
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:25,790
That's the best one.
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The up-skirt photo.
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Awesome.
352
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,840
Hey,man.
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Give me the photo back.
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What's going on?
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Don't worry.I can print more.
356
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,940
Leslie is unique.
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Um,government work can beat you down.
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00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:51,410
I would say that I lost my optimism
about government in about two months.
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00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,190
Leslie's kept hers for six years.
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I've got a few rules about how to
survive and prosper in a government job,
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and I think I'm about to
break one of those rules.
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I want you to give lot 48 to leslie
so she can try to build a park.
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00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,130
Why should I?
364
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You owe me one,remember?
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00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,800
Do you want to cash in for this?
366
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,170
Yeah,I do.
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00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,430
So this was built in 1935.
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It's called pioneer hall.
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A little trivia-- it is one of the first
structures in america to ever have locks.
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Oh,yeah.
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This is our crown jewel.
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It's one of our best murals.
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It depicts the very famous
battle at conega creek.
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00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:41,040
We have a lot of children visit,so often we have
to cover up the more gruesome parts with a poster.
375
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,960
That is horrifying.
376
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,990
Yes,it is.
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So what do you want to
see?The dmv?Animal control?
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- Or we
could-- Leslie.
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We did it.
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Ron's approved our committee.
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00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,690
- Oh,m D.
-That's great!
382
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,320
- That's so great.
-That's so exciting!
383
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,460
This is huge.
384
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:09,060
I'm barely 34,and I've already landed a
parks department exploratory subcommittee.
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00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,090
I'm a rocket ship.
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Leslie.
387
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I just heard the news.
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00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,070
- Isn't it great?
- Congratulations.
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00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,680
Thank you.I'm so excited.
390
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,950
It's exciting,isn't it?
391
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:19,540
- It is.
- Yeah.
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00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:20,990
Should I call a press conference now,or?
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00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,460
- Yeah,call one.Definitely.
- I would.
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00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:27,880
Every now and then we have these little
gatherings and leslie gets plastered.
395
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:31,520
One time I convinced her to try
to fax someone a fruit roll-up.
396
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:36,230
She one time made out with the
water delivery guy in her office.
397
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:39,210
On halloween,she was
dressed up as batman.
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00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,290
Not batgirl.Batman.
399
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:45,110
And I convinced her to go stop a
crime that was going on outside.
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00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,670
And it is my favorite
thing in the world.
401
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,730
You know what?America is awesome.
402
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:54,960
It's so full of hope and small
towns and big cities and real people
403
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,150
and delicious beverages and hot guys.
404
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,630
You just never know when
opportunity is gonna strike.
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00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,870
- Yeah.
-You gotta be ready for it.
406
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,010
- Yeah.
- Are you excited?
407
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,920
- Definitely am.Fired up.
- Yeah!
408
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:05,900
I'm really fired up.
409
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,600
I--you know they say that democracy or
whatever only works when people get involved?
410
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:12,190
Well,I'm getting involved.
411
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:19,340
So I am gonna make a vow now that I will do
whatever it takes to get this pit filled in.
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00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,140
Even if it takes two months.
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00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:24,710
Soul sista,soul sista
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- gonna get your phone,sista
- Yeah.
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00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,530
Sweet lady marmalard
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00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,150
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418
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:40,820
I've created this office as a symbol
of how I feel about government.
419
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:44,550
This sawed-off shotgun
belonged to a local bootlegger.
420
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:49,300
People who come in here to ask me for
things have to stare right down the barrel.
421
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,960
Did you guys get a grant to do this?
422
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,750
This is my basketball court.
423
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,480
I don't want to see any double dribble.
424
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:58,060
I don't want to see any
three-second violations.
425
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,920
Bobby knight!