ÿþ1 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:04,660 In a town as old as pawnee, 2 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:06,590 There's a lot of history In every acre. 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:11,460 This wooden area is the site of, Um,the murder,actually, 4 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:13,550 Of nathaniel bixby mark. 5 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:15,800 He was a pioneer Who was killed by a tribe 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,390 Of wamapoke indians After he sold them a baby 7 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,190 They cut his face off. 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,500 And they made it into A dream catcher. 9 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,880 And they made his legs Into rain sticks. 10 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,370 And that's the great thing About indians back then-- Is they used every part Of the pioneer. 11 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,890 Today is a great day For e knope family. 12 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,690 My mother is being honored At a banquet 13 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:03,800 With the tellenson award For excellence In pawnee public service. 14 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,600 The award's named after The legendary tony tellenson, 15 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,530 Who was a great man. 16 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:10,070 Sorry,is a great man. 17 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,780 I,for one,am glad that They're keeping him alive. 18 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:17,170 I saw you survive That town hall meeting. 19 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:21,380 You keep that up And you're gonna be figuring out What wall to put your Own tellenson award on. 20 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:24,010 Oh,i already know. The one on the left Where the american flag is. 21 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:27,990 But i think we could be A multigenerational political Dynast you and i, 22 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:30,210 you know? Like the kennedys Or the bushes. 23 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:31,740 Minus the drinking problem. 24 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,580 I mean no disrespect. 25 00:01:35,450 --> 00:01:37,520 The only reason Anybody's going to this thing 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,500 Is because they're afraid Of what marlene'll do to them If they don't. 27 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,330 That woman is tough. 28 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:45,170 1994, I gave her a nickname. 29 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,800 It's unrepeatable, But it stuck. 30 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,030 It's my proudest accomplishment. 31 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,170 It's the iron Of pawnee. 32 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,870 This is very exciting. This is a big night. 33 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,530 Were going to meet Some powerful people tonight. 34 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:04,700 So take this down. Mm-hmm? 35 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:05,590 Good evening. 36 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,080 Marlene griggs-knope Is my mother. 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,510 Poant are speeches? 38 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:13,640 I don't know, Ask the gettysburg address. 39 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,280 Oh,it didn't answer your call? Maybe because it w in The smithsonian. 40 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:22,640 It was a great learning Experience Because my mom cast A long shadow. 41 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,050 Read that part back to me. 42 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:27,320 I was learning disabled, And my mom cast A very long shadow. 43 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,670 No,i didn't say Learning disabled. 44 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,470 Um,we'll just move on. We can fix that later. 45 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,770 Long shadow,g Okay, I've lost my momentum now. 46 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,220 Um,all right, Let's start from the top. What's the first sentence Again? 47 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:38,770 Marlene griggs-knope Is morbidly obese. 48 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,490 I never said obese. I said "is my mother." 49 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,190 Oh,sorry. I got it. 50 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:47,230 I need to mention the park, And in a very subtle way 51 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:51,040 I need to let people know That i'm forging my own path And i have my own subcommittee.re 52 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,480 Bu What do i do? 53 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,690 It's about appearing humble. 54 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:57,310 You know? Abraham lincoln, When he started his speeches, 55 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,660 He would come up and say, "my name's abraham lincoln. 56 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,310 "i'm the president Of the united states. 57 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,780 "but i'm gonna be honest With you. I have no clue what i'm doing." 58 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,460 So maybe start off With something like that. Okay,so i start of I'm leslie knope, 59 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,170 I'm the deputy directo Of parks and recreation, 60 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:10,910 And to be honest with you,I don't know what i'm doing. 61 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:11,990 Yeah. Yeah. 62 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:15,770 Then,i think what We want to do at that point Is start getting the energy up. 63 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:17,210 Yeah. How about this? 64 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:21,000 Marlene griggs-knope Is definitely not a whore. No. 65 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,790 Marlene griggs-knope Has not five, But seven asian friends. 66 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:28,360 Marlene griggs-knope Has never solicited A male prostitute. 67 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:33,270 Marlene griggs-knope Has said the "n" word only Four times in her entire life. 68 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:34,860 No. No. 69 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:36,730 She said it More than that? 70 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,530 How about this one? 71 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,750 That is hot. 72 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,580 Seriously? Yes. 73 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:49,100 That is really hot. How come you don't dress up Like that for me? 74 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:54,550 Well,'cause i would feel A little silly Putting on a nice dress To go to the couch. 75 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,070 I haven't been out in so long. 76 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:03,540 Andy being in casts Has definitely put a crimp In our social life. 77 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:05,640 I don't really know Leslie's mom, 78 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,120 And i don't know what The tellenson award is, 79 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,530 But at this moment In my life, It sounds like A magical evening. 80 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:14,570 Babe,i'm out of milk. 81 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:21,310 How dressy is this exactly? To the max. 82 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:24,410 It is the most exclusive Local government event Of the year. 83 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:25,950 Really? Yeah. 84 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:30,010 The tellensons is like The oscars times the grammys Plus the super bowl. 85 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:31,390 Wow. Okay. 86 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:34,220 Um,i should probably change. 87 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,220 Yeah,i'm headed To the salon right now. 88 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:41,090 Salvatore manfrelotti Has been cutting hair Across from pioneer hall Since 1958. 89 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:45,740 All the movers and shakers Who have come through pawnee Have sat in that chair At one point or another. 90 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:48,730 I mean,he's t gcruyea Tion that made larry bird Look the way he does. 91 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,920 Next. 92 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,480 So what's the inside scoop, Salvatore? 93 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,170 My feet hurt. Classic salvatore. 94 00:04:58,170 --> 00:05:00,510 Do i know you? Uh,no. 95 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:03,150 This is my first official Political haircut. 96 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,890 I'm leslie knope, Deputy director Of parks and recreation. 97 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:10,550 Are you related to that Marlene something knope? That depends. 98 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,890 Would you call Being her daughter related? 99 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:15,310 What the hell else Would you call it? 100 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:17,650 Now,what do you want Me to do with this? 101 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,780 Well,um,my mom Is being honored tonight, 102 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,870 So in a way, I am also being honored. 103 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:24,490 And i just wanted to mix things Up a little bit,you know? 104 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,630 Pin it up. Something sassy. 105 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,590 But powerful. And dynastic. 106 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,640 Hi! Apri 107 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,960 Good evening...sir. 108 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,350 Oh,i'm off the clock,april, You don't need to call me sir. 109 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:45,390 Salvatore calls this hairdo "the mayor." 110 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:49,570 And yes,i will Wear my hair like this When i am the first Female mayor of pawnee. 111 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:51,850 Oh,man. 112 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:55,930 I am way overd What are you talking about? You look great. 113 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,130 We look great. Everyone's looking at us. 114 00:05:58,130 --> 00:06:00,510 Yeah,i know. You want a drink? 115 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:02,550 Yes,i do very much Want a drink. 116 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,040 That man is staring. 117 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,300 That's former City councilman frank schnable. 118 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,620 Oh,we are in rarified air To Rarified air. 119 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,720 He's coming over. What? 120 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,310 Okay,be cool. Be cool. I will try. 121 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,050 Hello. Hello. 122 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:20,310 Former city councilman, I am leslie knope. I am the daughter Of the honoree this evening. 123 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:24,160 I just wanted to tell you That i think that what you two Are doing is so brave. 124 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:30,080 And justeing who you are-- I wish i had your courage. 125 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,420 Okay,let's go. 126 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,170 I enjoy Government functions 127 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:47,420 Like i enjoy getting kicked In the nuggets With a steel-toe boot. 128 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:50,910 But this hotel always serves Bacon-wrapped shrimp. 129 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,890 That's my number one Favorite food Wrapped around My number three favorite food. 130 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:57,820 I'd go to a banquet and honor Thossomali pirates 131 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,610 If they served Bacon-wrapped shrimp. 132 00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:00,760 Excuse me. 133 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,330 Hey,table 12. Can get a what-what? 134 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:04,180 Wow. 135 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:05,400 Thank you. 136 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,800 I mean,ann, You look stunning. But leslie,wow. 137 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,590 I was going for wow. You got it. 138 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:14,580 I was told It was black tie. 138 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:17,310 I LIKE YOUR HAIRDO, LESLIE. HANK Y, RON. 139 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:20,390 It's just like My brother's. He's an officer In the air force. 140 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,090 Bacon-wrapped shrimp. 141 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:25,680 Oh,thanks,i'm okay. I wasn't offering. 142 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,880 Oh,ann. Don't look. 143 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,110 No,no,no. I said,"don't look." 144 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:32,340 Seated behind us Is janine restrepo. 145 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,360 We need to re-zone the pit To turn it into a park, And she's on the zoning board. 146 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,350 Oh,what a night! Please. 147 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:39,470 This is so cl. 148 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:43,070 At that table are all eight Living tellenson award winners. 149 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:48,290 Bert winfield, Geoffrey morglesberg, Quentin arble,dawn krink, Michael holloway. 150 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:50,180 I don't know who that is, That's somebody's wife. 151 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:53,390 Horace rangel,wilmer vism, And oscar pfortmiller. 152 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,690 Wait, Oscar pfortmiller's dead. 153 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,280 That's his Disappointing son,theo. 154 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,650 Another dynasty. What a testament To my mother. 155 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:03,740 If a bomb went off in here, It would definitely make The indianapolis papers. 156 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:09,010 Guys,we have to get me To talk to janine restrepo. She's right behind us, And she could re-zone our park. 157 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:12,050 Well,then just Go up there and say hello And start talking to her. 158 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,180 Brillnt Political strategy,mark. 159 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,990 Maybe i should mention Her massive weight loss. 160 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:19,210 You're over-thinking this. Here. 161 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:23,180 I'm gonna pretend to be Janine restrepo. You be you,go. 162 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:28,560 Hello,madam zoning board Member janine restrepo, I am leslie knope for the-- What are youoing? 163 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,730 Oh,i'm pawnee zoning board Member janinretistonrepo, And i can do whatever i want. 164 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:35,760 Please tell me about this park That you badly need Rezoned by me. 165 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,600 Okay,well, I think it would be a good idea To have a multi-use Community park. 166 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,210 Oh,do you? Oh. Wait,what's that? 167 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,700 What,i'm just Former city councilman Frank whatever-the-hell 168 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,030 And i have more power Than janine stpo, So i can do whatever i want. 169 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:48,420 I don't even know If that's true-- Oh,my god,really? 170 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:52,130 Well,i'm marlene griggs-knope And i will destroy you all. 171 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,720 What the hell Are you guys doing? 172 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,370 It's fun to pretend To be zoning board members. 173 00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:03,200 Hey. Hi. Hey,l-- 174 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,900 My goodness. Look at you. 175 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,580 You like? I went to salvatore. 176 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:11,030 Salvatore Usually does men. Usually. 177 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,760 But this time He made an exception. 178 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,510 Mm. This is ann perkins. 179 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:18,610 Oh,right. Leslie's new friend. Yeah,friend. She's-- wre friends. 180 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:20,470 Just friends. I have a bfr iend. 181 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:21,800 He's a man. 182 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,210 So i need your advice. 183 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:28,440 I'm seated near Janine restrepo. The queen of The zoning board? 184 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:32,500 Am i the only person here Who doesn't know Janine restrepo? 185 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,800 I think she could be Very useful. What's my? 186 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,850 Oh,let's see. You wrote a speech. 187 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:39,220 Yes,and It's 22 minutes long. 188 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,290 Withg. 189 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,160 I could cut the song. The song's cut. 190 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:47,290 Scrap the whole thing. Let's make the speech Work for us. 191 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:51,390 Ooh,politics,yes! My mom is crazy good at this. 192 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:55,050 Okay,the two things U have going for you Is your connection with me, Of course, 193 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:57,980 And the fact that restrepo Loves feeling important. 194 00:09:57,980 --> 00:10:00,690 So make sure that You butter her up. I will. 195 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:02,930 I'll make her feel like A human dinner roll. 196 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:07,040 Hello,everyone. I'm leslie knope. Marlene's daughter. 197 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,550 Marlene griggs-knope Is my mom. 198 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:16,760 But she's so much more Than that. She's also... My mother. 199 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,170 And together, We are the knopes. 200 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:23,580 And if you weren't thinking it, You probably already said it. Political dynasty. 201 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,690 Please save your applause Until the end. 202 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,620 There are so many luminaries Here tonight. 203 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:36,540 I mean,the list includes Such amazing people As zoning board member Janine restrepo. 204 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:41,530 And others. 205 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:45,350 In conclusion,my mom Is marlene griggs-knope. 206 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:49,770 And i am just so psyched That janine restrepo Is here. 207 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:51,820 I love you,mom. 208 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,270 I love you too,janine. 209 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,980 You the man,leslie. D >>cr teahatinkons,tom. 210 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:02,200 Hi,ann,wish i could talk. Movin' and shakin'. 211 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:07,950 This is my evening. I'm leslie's trophy wife. 212 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:11,670 I'd like to invite Anyone who has a few words To say to marlene 213 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:15,630 To come up during dinner. Hello,pawnee government. 214 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:18,950 My name is tom haverford. And if five years ago 215 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:23,210 You told me i was gonna be In this ballroom With Marlene griggs-knope, 216 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,640 I would have guessed We were getting married. 217 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,850 Jane. Hi. 218 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:34,400 Hi. Have we ever met? But i am a big fan. 219 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,890 I'm marlene's daughter. Yeah,i got that. 220 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:40,900 Right. And i would love To speak to you About the ways We can improve our city. 221 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:45,870 Okay, Well,call my secretary And maybe we can Set something up for next month. 222 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:46,990 Okay. Okay. Okay. 223 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:49,700 Next month,then. Uh-huh. Fine. Bye. 224 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,690 Andy,i can't leave now. 225 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,750 I'll get one for you On the way home. 226 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:57,970 Okay,meatball and ham. Wait,is that Two different subs? 227 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,010 Really? I don't think they can do that. 228 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,540 I'm serious. 229 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:09,060 Now,the words "too sexy" Aren't really In my vocabulary. 230 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,210 But marlene,girl, You are too sexy. 231 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:19,670 I refuse to lather Marlene up, Kiss her ring Like everybody else. 232 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:23,490 Instead,i'll be delivering A speech of facts. 233 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:27,050 Marlene is a woman. 234 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:32,000 She has worked in the government For three decades. 30 years. 235 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:37,090 Properly applied,that's how Long a good varnish should last. 236 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,580 So marlene, 237 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:43,380 It is true That you have won this award. 238 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:47,290 Brendanawicz. Let's bounce. We're gonna be late. 239 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:51,090 For what? Ladies. Scully's bar. Let's go. 240 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:54,010 Bouncebounce,bounce. No,no,no. Please,you guys are the only People here i know. 241 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,340 Uh,well,this thing's Kind of wrapping up. Maybe we could leave A little later. 242 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:00,460 Uh,it's 9:30 on A friday night in pawnee. 243 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,460 There's not gonna be A later,mark. Come on,now. You promised me We'd go hit on chicks. 244 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:06,520 Maybe you and leslie Can join us at the bar. 245 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,240 Look,i would love to come Hit on chicks with you guys, 246 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:15,810 But,uh,she seems kind of Engaged in something And i-- i think I should probably stay. 247 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,010 You hit on chicks, For real? All right, You know what? 248 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:21,070 We're gonna be at scully's If you two can Tear yourselves away. 249 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,650 Let's do this,mark. 250 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,710 It went really well With restrepo. 251 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,100 Uh,she said i should call her And we could set something up Ne m onth. 252 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,550 Did she say call her Or call her secretary? 253 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,310 Secretary. That's good,right? Secretary Makes the schedule. 254 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,630 That's great,honey. She's blowing us off. 255 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:39,250 What? No,really? Honey,she's totally Blowing us off. 256 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,890 That is not conduct Worthy of the zoning board. 257 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:46,050 She's a little weasel. Okay. 258 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:52,220 Didn't want to have To use this, But her husband got a d.u.i. In illinois last week. 259 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,380 And she's trying To keep it quiet. 260 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,460 Well,everyone Has their problems. 261 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:00,100 So what should My next tactic be? 262 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,090 The d.u.i.,leslie. Let her know You know all about it. 263 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:08,400 Connect it to what you want, And then tell her if She doesn't help you and soon, 264 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,300 You're gonna tell Everybody in town. 265 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,320 I don't think I could do that. 266 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,000 I mean,i wanna win A tellenson award someday. 267 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,150 They don't give Lifetime achievement awards To people Who do things like that. 268 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:23,110 Sweetheart,they only give Lifetime achievement awards To people who do things Like that. 269 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:28,310 Those are eight Of the nastiest, Most diabolical people You could ever wanna meet. 270 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:33,650 Bert winfield Was a blackmailer, And dawn krink slept her way To the top of the d.m.v. 271 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,340 Trip holloway named names In the '50s. 272 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,820 Horace rangel used The police department To harass journalists. 273 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:43,440 And jeez,honey. Tony tellenson Was the worst. 274 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,010 He tried to re-segregate The drinking fountains. 275 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,500 Hey,ann. Where's mark? He left with tom. 276 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,760 Shoot. I have a tough assignment And i need his help with it. 277 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,320 I can help. Give me something to do. 278 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,540 Okay,well, Apparently restrepo Is trying to blow us off. 279 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:03,540 So my mom has a plan. We're gonna twist her arm A little bit. 280 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,760 She's trying to cover up For the fact 281 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:11,010 That she has a husband Who likes to vroom And glug Glug glug glug glug. 282 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,050 So you're gonna Blackmail her? 283 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:16,940 No. I was gonna get tough with her. Tellenson-style. 284 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,610 That doesn't sound Tough to me. That sounds slimy. 285 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,500 It sounds like your mom's Telling you to be slimy. 286 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,300 Ann,you don't Understand politics. Look,nursing is easy. 287 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,800 Really? Yeah. 288 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,530 You just go to work And people come in And you heal them. 289 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,270 But politics is different. You know,sometimes you have To bring the pain. 290 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,040 You can't let yourself Get taken advantage of. 291 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,820 I think your mom's Giving you bad advice. 292 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,990 I don't think so. 293 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,640 Y just do everything Your mom tells you to do? 294 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,800 You just do everything Your boyfriend tells you to do? 295 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,710 Make any pancakes lately? 296 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,390 He has two broken legs. Yeah. And he's got three crutches. 297 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,850 And one of them is you. And the other two are crutches. 298 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,260 You know, I don't need to be here. 299 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,090 It's okay. You're allowed to fight. 300 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,340 You two are just like Everyone else. 301 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,210 Thank you... 302 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,970 Former councilman schnable. 303 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:18,000 And now, A very special message From mr. Anthony tellenson Himself 304 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,840 Recorded earlier this year From his hospital bed 305 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,130 Before he lost The power of speech. 306 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,610 I'm leaving now,honey. 307 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:33,470 Cool ranch,got it. Anythinglse? 308 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,150 Mm,i'm not sure i'm gonna Be able to get those tonight. 309 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,120 Well,'cause i don't think I can find a store that's open That sells slippers. 310 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,900 I've been dying to go out With mark. 311 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,570 I always thought We'd make a great team. You know,he's handsome, I'm a cutie pie, 312 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,790 He's laid back, I'm more in your face, But in a fun way. 313 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:54,650 Ladi danond 'tre scrtaeandti aon chance. 314 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,480 Uh,what's with the hat? It's called peacocking. 315 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,260 Basically, I'm wearing something That kind of makes me stand out, Like a peacock. 316 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,230 So girls'll be like, "hey,what's with that hat?" 317 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,180 I'm gonna go peacock it Out over here,i'll be back. Okay. 318 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:12,300 Thank you,tony, 319 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,960 For those inspiring Twitches and blinks. 320 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:20,230 I think we're gonna meet A little earlier Than what you said. 321 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:21,330 How 'bout monday? 322 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:23,400 Call my secretary And we'll set it up. 323 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,840 Not good enough. Not good enough. 324 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,690 Nope. 325 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,610 I know about things. 326 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:34,540 Well,my schedule Is my schedule, So i'm just gonna Get back to my dessert. 327 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,280 Drive much? 328 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,840 Excuse me? 329 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,640 Your husband. Does he...drive much... 330 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,610 Out of state? 331 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,860 I know that your husband Is a drunk driver. My mom told me. 332 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,870 What do you want? 333 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:59,500 Uh,just saying. 334 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,100 Get out. Oh,my god,i'm so sorry. Mm-hmm. 335 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,610 I don't know What came over me. 336 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:11,200 I hope your husband gets help And that you have a long And happy marriage. 337 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,310 Stacy. 338 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:17,470 Um,becky tells me that you two Are both real estate agents. That must be fun. Uh-huh. 339 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:21,920 Yeah,any cool stories You guys have? 340 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,370 Um... What do you mean? 341 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,970 Like,uh,i don't know. Anything weird Or funny happen When you guys Were showing people houses? 342 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,050 One time i forgot my keys To one of the houses. 343 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,970 Whoa. Oh,my god,you do that too? Yeah. I've done that. 344 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,730 That's the worst,then you have To drive all the way back 345 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:41,050 And then you have to be like, "i forgot my keys," And then they're like, "you did that twice." 346 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,400 Look at these guys-- The key-forgetting twins! 347 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,960 I'll be rht back. 348 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,070 Can i have A stella,please? 349 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,980 Dude,what is your problem? What? 350 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,220 Becky and stacy Are both really into you, 351 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,580 And you're Blowing it with them. And that's making them Lose interest in me. 352 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,200 Becky and stacy are boring. 353 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,400 I need you Back there,man. 354 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:07,020 I've seen you hook up With more trashy chicks Than i can count,all right? 355 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,940 If there Was a tellenson award For hooking up with Trashy chicks all the time, 356 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,940 You'd have several Of those awards. You're the king. 357 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:13,810 You're my hero. 358 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,360 Tell them i'm gonna Get out of here. 359 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,840 I'll see you monday,okay? 360 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,650 Hey. Hi. 361 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,870 Come on in. 362 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:29,180 I just wanted To tell you that i-- I didn't go through with it. 363 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:31,150 Blackmailing that woman. 364 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:34,790 I tried,but i just-- I just couldn't do it. Good. 365 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,260 That's a good thing. It wasn'you. 366 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,640 You know,there Was definitely some truth 367 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,180 About that thing You said about me and andy. 368 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,290 No. What? Yeah. 369 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,970 I'm sorry. Me too. 370 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,630 Whoa,hey, What the hell? 371 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,610 Oh. Hi,leslie. 372 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,540 I thought you were a dude. 373 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,730 The people Who win awards Aren't always The best people. 374 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,970 I mean,i think ann and i Are really good people. 375 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,240 Ansomeday,others will See that and we'll get our due. 376 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:16,120 Would i like to win A tellenson award Like my mom did? Sure. 377 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,810 But my dad never won an award And he was always happy. 378 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:22,160 He lives in florida. In a cemetery. 379 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,390 The point is,my mom is alive And i love her. 380 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,270 She's one tough cookie. 381 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:33,150 That's why Everybody calls her The iron of pawnee. 382 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,460 Fondly. 383 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,500 Yes,i'm married. 384 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,760 But my wife understands That a good politician Has to be appealing To the ladies. 385 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,380 The fact that i haven't even Gotten close to cheating on her 386 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:49,130 Is a disappointment To both of us. 387 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 388 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net