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this is very exciting.
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We are at St. Joseph's medical center Because today,andy dwyer Is getting his cast off.
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It is a great day for andy. And it's a wonderful day For my subcommittee.
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oh,my god.
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Your boobs are dead. stop it. No,they're not.
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It like a sweaty pinata.
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hey,my ipod. oh,yeah...my pirate.
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doctor,if i may, Could i keep that cast,please?
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it's a highly Disgusting request, But i don't see why not.
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thank you. This is a symbol Of new beginnings.
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A symbol of hope And of our project.
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We will build this park.
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it is gonna feel so good To walk again finally.
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easy,take your tim-- oh!
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Oh,my go-- oh,no!
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yeah,they might be A little weak at first.
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- =WWW.YDY.COM/BBS=- Ptoudly Presents
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翻译:irini alegrarse
校对/时间轴:猥琐叔叔
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公园与游憩
第一季 第06集 本季终
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thank you,guys. welcome back To t yes.
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i just wanted To say that we're-- quiet,everyone. Ann wants to say something.
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i wanted to thank you all For being so supportive.
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When andy fell in the pit, I didn't expect anyone In the government To reach out to us.
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So thanks. you're welcome.
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hey,you're welcome,ann.
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babe,when are you Gonna tell them about my show? oh,yeah. Sorry.
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Andy's band is playing a show, And we want you all to come.
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it's gonna be a party, So check the suits at the door. It's gonna be crazy.
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andy's band is really good, And it's been driving him nuts That he can't play.
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He's been writing all These songs About things That are physically near him.
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Sandwich Are you turkey or ham?
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ham.
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lamp!
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I wish you were a lamp That would light up When you got touched
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what kind of music Does your band play?
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you know,i don't really Like to define it,
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But it's like-- I don't know,matchbox 20 Meets the fray.
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so...rock.
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well,again i don't really Like to define it. totally get what you mean.
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so i would love to come To this thing; when is it? tonight at 8:00.
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no,tonight? yeah.
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i can't go. why not?
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my mom set up this meeting.
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It's like a political Tte-- tte With the local bigwig.
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leslie,you're not gonna go? Come on.
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oh,you guys. You know how i love mixing work Into my personal life.
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This guy is important. And he has valuable information That could help us build a park.
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Mm,but i wanna go To the concert. come on,play hooky. Blow off the meeting.
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oh,but i wanna go To that concert so bad, But i have to go to That meeting,i have to go.
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But i'll meet up with you guys After the tte-- tte. I promise.
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mark,congratulations.
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Nks,nate.
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For what? you got that Speed bump thing taken care of.
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Finally. Nice work. oh,yeah.
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There used to be this huge speed Bump in the center of town.
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It we. So i decided i wanted To do something about it.
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And i got it lowered twonches.
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Apparently what i can achieve In government Can literally be measured.
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hey,dr. Harris.
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Um,andy's Playing a show tonight.
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And we'd love it If you came by.
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I think there's gonna be A good turnout At andy's show tonight.
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He wrote this new song About what happened to him Calledthe pit.
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It's one of those rare songs That rocks really hard...
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And also informs people about A small public works project.
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guess andy's doing well.
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yeah,he's A little shaky still, But that's to be expected.
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well,not really.
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If he had his cast Removed two weeks ago, The Have atrophied so much.
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i'm sorry,two weeks ago?
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it's when they Were scheduled to come off.
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but he told me that You told him he should wait.
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no,he rescheduled.
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He said it was personal, That he would explain later, But then he never explained.
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i have waited on him Hand and foot
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For two months.
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well,i guess That explains it.
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hey,what's up,people Of pawnee? All right.
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All right.
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In just a minute, Scarecrow boat Is gonna rock it out.
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Please be patient while we Rock out the equipment setup.
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The band has had a few Different nameover the years.
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When it started we were Teddy bear suicide,
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But then we changed it To mouse rat.
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Then we were god hates figs. The department of homeland Obscurity.
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Flames for flames. Muscle confusion.
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Nothing rhymes with orange.
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Uh,then Everything rhymes with orange.
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Punchface champions.Rad wagon.
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Puppy pendulum. Possum pendulum. Penis pendulum.
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Hand rail suicide. Angel snack. Just the tip. Three skin.
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Uh,jet black pope.
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We went back to mouse rat. And now we are Scarecrow boat.
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God,when i hear myself Say scarecrow boat Out loud,i kind of hate it.
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now,you know That we're gonna be building A park in a residential lot,
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So of course we're gonna have To get the zoning codes approved And amended by our city council.
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what kind of movies Do you like? huh?
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Oh,well,you know...
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Documentaries. Political thrillers. i like all kind of movies.
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great.
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So i brought Some pictures of the lot, And you can tell that The houses are very close to it.
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How difficult is Rezoning in your town?
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Could you go into detail A little bit about that? sure. great.
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it's refreshing To be with someone Who likes talking about Government issues.
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most of the women I go out with find it boring.
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well,you know, You veo have zoning codes, Or else the whole thing Could be chaos.
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your mother mentioned That you don't date much.
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what?
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are we...focusing On my career? Why do you ask?
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i haven't Been dating much either.
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Since my divorce. I uh-- well,it hasn't been easy.
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I'm coping, But it was tough on the kids.
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Not my kids, 'Cause they're grown up. But...
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It was tough on their kids.
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I shouldn't bring up my divorce On the first date.
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But i feel I can tell you anything.
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i think It's going quite well.
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And she looks Ling san duncan.
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hi,mom. He thinks we're on a date.
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Did you tell him We were on a date? honey,if i told you It was a date, You never would've gone.
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You're not getting any ynger. well,neither is he.
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And he's 62 years old.
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oh,just go back in there And finish the dinner.
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You don't have to have sex With him if you don't want to.
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what!? Are you crazy?
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Hi,how are you?
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hey,parks department. hey,mark.
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This is beth, My ex-wife tammy's Better-looking sister.
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nice to meet you. nice to meet you.
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You guys are together? yup. My ex-wife tammy cheated on me,
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Then we divorced. Then last week,i ran Into her sister beth,here.
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Turns out she hates tammy too. So we started dating.
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It's like a fairy tale. tammy stinks.
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brendanawicz. hey,tom.
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hey,i want you To meet my wife.
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hi,i'm wendy haverford. hi,you're tom's wife.
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uh,don't hold it against me.
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look at how hot she is. Isn't that crazy?
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And she's a surgeon, She makes a ton of money. Bam!
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his is derek.
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cool,how long have You guys been dating?
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we're just friends.
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He's like, The gayest person i've ever met.
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But i make out with him When i'm drunk sometimes.
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if you don't want to talk To me,you can just say so. i don't wanna talk to you.
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apparently tonight, I'm the parks department's Seventh wheel.
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this is my oldest son.
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He's a very no-nonsense person, Like yourself.
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And this is my youngest. He's about your age.
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terrific.
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So um,did you give Any more thought To those zoning code questions I asked you?
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oh,come on.
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Enough business, Let's have some fun.
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Try some of my chicken. oh,no. That'okay.
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just a taste.
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Have a little taste of chicken. Just a bit.
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Just a taste.
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Chicken,chicken,chicken.
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mm. delicious,right?
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i really like This restaurant.
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yup,it's a great place For a business meeting.
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andy. Andy. We need to talk.
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baby,hey,uh, We're just about to start. Could you grab me A triple whiskey water?
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you would like that, Wouldn't you?
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yep.
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>>ou have two perfectly Good legs; get it yourself.
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all right,hey guys, Thanks for coming out. We're scarecrow boat.
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This first song Is calledmenace ball.
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Two,three,four...
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I knowean change it
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I've been changing,too
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You said we had a bad time
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thank you.
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Wh kd of movies do you like?
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you already asked me that. oh,sorry.
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Senior moment.
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hey,am i keeping you From something? no,no.
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Yes.
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My friend andy is playing In a band tonight, And i kind of wanted to go.
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well,if you wanna go To the rock show,i dot mind.
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really? Are you sure? sure.
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I haven't been to a rock show In a long time.
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The last rock show i went to Was the everly brothers.
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mm. you like the everly brothers?
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they're My favorite rock group. they're so good.
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I am getting Very positive signals.
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you and me together
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You and me together
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You and me together forever
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Together Forever whoa. Whoo! whoo-whoo!
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All right,take five,guys. I'm gonna go acoustic.
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This next song,uh...
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Is dedicated to her...
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My girlfriend,ann.
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I call itann.
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Ann
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hey,the band's really good.
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I like that song Grapple hound.
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>>gossip town? right.
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My only criticism... I hate the name the band.
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yeah,they should change Their name to big lying baby,
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Or where's my sandwich? Or don't forget to bring home Beers after work.
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okay,since you brought It up,i'm just gonna say it.
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I don't get you and...
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i mean it doesn't make Any sense to me. I mean,i like andy a lot.
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But there's tons of guys Out there who have jobs
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And who respect you...
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And think you're attractive.
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really? right.
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you mean guys like you-- no. for instance?
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no,no,no,no,not me. okay,good.
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'Cause for a second there, I thought you were hitting on me In front of my boyfriend.
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well,not my style.
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Even though you did just Call him a big,lying baby.
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all for ann
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i really find you attractive.
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so you are hitting on me? no,i'm not I promise you.
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she's mad in the shed
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but if i were, Would you be interested? no.
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okay. let me tell you why.
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Because i'm in a crappy mood, And i don't really appreciate What's happening right here.
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Number one-- you've Never been in a relationship That's lasted Longer than a week.
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Number two-- the girls you Do choose-- that's fine.
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to spend the week with-- that's enough,that's enough. Look,i was not trying To ask you out,i promise.
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well,i'm glad We avoided that.
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yeah I fellin' in the pit
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You've fellin' in the pit
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Well,you're fellin' In the pit
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Pit
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I've fellin' in the pit
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You've fellin' in the pit
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We all fell in the pit
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thank you very much, Everybody. We are scarecrow boat.
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Ah,no,screw it. We are mouse rat.
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Thank you very much. Good night.
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damn it. I missed it?
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leslie, Who's your friend?
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i'm george. I'm leslie's date.
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yes.
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He's my date. George gernway. He's a city manager in eagleton.
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hi,george gernway. I'm tom haverford. This is my wife wendy.
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She's my age.
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hi. hello.
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i have no idea Why ann is upset.
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But i do know that She's too nice to yell at me In front of all these people, So i am not leaving this bar.
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so i heard you Went to indiana state. yes.
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my buddy todd went there, Maybe you know him. What year did u graduate?
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1968.
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oh,todd graduated in 2005. So you probably missed him.
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How was your date with leslie?
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we change the band name And then we send the demo out.
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We're completely ready. andy...let's go.
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honey,i'm just debriefing With the band. It's just gonna be Just one second.
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hey,hi.
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I'm so glad you made it. You have to meet my band.
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okay,hi,band. hey,
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oh,i'm so sorry That i missed your songs.
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Is there any way that you guys Could do an encore or something?
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encore,i like it.
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Guys,let's get the stuff Out of the boxes,let's go. no,we're going home.
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no,don't leave.I just got here. yeah. Shs here with her dad.
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It'd be kind of rude to not Do at least one more song. andy.
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okay,let's go. Let's go.
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sorry,leslie. We're gonna go. I'll call you tomorrow. okay.
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this weekend,guys.
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ihe dead...or asleep?
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Dead?
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Or asleep?
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george.
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George.
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Look at me,out like a light.
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I think i should Head home now. okay.
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It was nice to meet you. i had a nice time.
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Don't think I'd go out with her again.
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There was just no spark.
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how did leslie Meet her boyfriend?
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she used to read him books At the senior center.
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wow. how old is he? hs six,but he Has benjamin button disease.
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hey,who wants To see me climb a tree?
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i do. i do!
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deputy director knope...
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Where do you think you're going?
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Home. It's been A really crappy night.
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have a beer with me?
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i can't believe my mom Tried to set me up With an 80-year-old man.
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i went to dinner tonight With somebody's grandpa.
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you know what? That guy was too young for you.
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You should be dating guys In their early 100s.
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I'm telling you You should be dating men That al roker Announces their birthdays.
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Hey,congratulations Are in order. I heard that you got That speed bump thing through.
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don't make fun of me. i'm not!
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oh,yeah. I've made a bump Into a smaller bump.
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It's a great day for america. what are you talking about? That thing Was a pain in the butt.
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You fixed a problem.
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That's what We're supposed to do.
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Mark and i are Really connecting tonight.
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Like we connected that night When we made love Five years ago.
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There's actually A lot of similarities Between those two nights.
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That time, We were also at a bar.
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And he was also pretty drunk.
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if you
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okay,um... don't overthink it.
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keep it simple. Nice,shady tree Lots of grass. Benches.
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picnic table? sure.
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Water feature. mm.
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Like those huge rocks To climb on.
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A play area for the kids. god,that sounds wonderful. I would live in that park.
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then you'd be homeless.
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hey,we're closing up.
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oh,what time is it? I should g no,no,no,no,no.
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We're getting drinks to go.
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Come on,beers to go. where are we going? All the bars are closed.
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you think i can Get my beer bottle In that shopping cart Right there?
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what? Mark,don't. This pit isn't a dump.
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yes,it is. Look around,leslie. I mean,there's crap everywhere.
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One beer bottle is Not gonna make any difference.
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damn it!
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That was so close,though. yes.
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it was pretty so close. so-- so far to the left.
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So far to the left. oh,you think you could Do any better?
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no,please. I don't want anyone to see-- I'm the deputy director.
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oh,you're the deputy Director of parks And blabety blahlah--
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You know, Nobody's gonna see it.
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Go-- go and chuck it.
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oh,no.
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unbelievable. That's unbelievable.
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You missed the entire pit. Which is huge,by the way.
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N't donything wrong. you didn't do anything wrong? mm-mm.
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i waited on you hand And foot,and it was exhausting. I fed you meals.
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And you could've had Your cast off two weeks ago. that is not true. It's just--
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it's not true? So you're calling Dr. Harris a liar?
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yes.
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i'm gonna cl dr. Harris Right now; how about that? you call,and you get me On the phone with dr. Harris.
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i will. don't call him right now. why? because it's late.
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Listen,just put the phone down.
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Fine.
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You want the truth? yes.
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could i have gotten My cast off two weeks ago? Technically... Yes,but...
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I really,really like it When you serve me food.
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get out. Get out of my house. Get out. wha-- what--
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take a walk With your overly healed legs, And let me think About this relationship.
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okay,this pit.
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Give it to me straight.
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Arr gonn Turn it into a park?
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leslie, This is already a park.
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Look,i mean,you got-- You got dirt slide over here,
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You got Ring around the diaper.
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the kids play there.
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You got,uh...duck,duck glass. they play right there.
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Mystery trash.
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What's not to love about This park right here and now? I wish we could Turn it into a pit.
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Frankly. don't you?
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But seriously. I mean,really.
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honestly,leslie,it's Gonna be a long uphill battle.
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You are gonna be super annoyed With all the people That want you to fail.
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There is a sea of red tape.
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Endless roadblocks.
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So i don't know. I don't know.
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crew it. I'm gonna try To do it anyway.
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i mean,kennedy Put a man on the moon. he did.
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i can build one park.
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i really admire Your tenacity.
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i really admire your...
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No,no. Wait,what am i doing?
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This isn't the way i want This to happen again.
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leslie,it's not That big a deal.
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i think You should go home,mark.
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all right. Okay.
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I'm sorry. It's,uh... I'm gonna get out of here.
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I'm sorry. it's okay.
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no,no,no,no. no,it's--
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Oh,my gosh! Oh,oh!
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Oh,my god! Oh,my god!
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Mark,are you all right?
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wow. are you okay?
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Oh,my god.
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i'll get some help. help!
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Help.
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hey,babe!
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Baby! Open up!
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That guy mark Just felin the pit.
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what? you know that guy mark?
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yeah. he just fell in the pit.
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You gotta go check it out. You're a nurse. I think he's probably hurt.
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Seriously,it's pretty bad.
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The pit I've fellin' in the pit
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You've fellin' in the pit
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Well,you've fellin' In the pit
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I've fellin' in the pit
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