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Here's the situation.
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Your parents went away on vacation.
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They left the keys
to the brand new Porsche.
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Would they mind?
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Of course not.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Just a little something I know.
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- So what's up?
- Someone is on fire in Ramsett park.
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They need you to get
down there right away.
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Oh, my God.
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- La Fabrique -
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- Feygnasse Team -
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Episode 201
Pawnee Zoo
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Synchro: Albator1932, Lestat78, mpm
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I've been spending the summer
doing a lot of zoo promotions.
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Parrots live a very long time,
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so we had a birthday party
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for a parrot that turned 60.
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Chimpanzees are very smart,
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so we had them graduate
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from college.
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And they like to fling their feces,
so we hoped they'd fling their hats,
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but they...
they just flung their feces.
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The Pawnee zoo recently purchased
two South African black-footed penguins,
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Tux and Flipper.
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And as part of our zoo promotion,
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we gonna give them
a marriage ceremony...
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because they mate for life.
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Tux...
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do you take Flipper
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to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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I do. I do.
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By the power vested in me
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from the department
of Parks and Recreation,
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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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Okay, well at least they're married.
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Are they making babies?
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No, not those two.
Those are both boy penguins.
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Sorry?
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Tux and Flipper are both boys.
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So you should have pronounced them
husband and husband, technically.
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That's awesome.
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Still... you couldn't have
asked for better weather.
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You big sandwich eater.
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Cut it out now.
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Just to be clear,
that was a friend punch.
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There was no flirtatious meaning
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behind that playful punch
I gave your arm.
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I do understand.
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You've made it abundantly clear
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that there's no romantic element
to our relationship in any way.
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Good.
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Isn't it good to be able
to horse around like this as friends?
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- It is...
- Yeah.
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I really hit rock bottom that night.
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And I mean that I literally fell
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to the bottom of a pit
and hit a rock.
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I remember laying there, thinking,
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"There's probably a good reason
why I'm down here...
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"and single."
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And then I started thinking
that I need morphine.
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I hear you made
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two male penguins very happy today.
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You're making history.
I like that, sticking your neck out.
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I didn't stick my neck out.
It was an accident.
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Out of the mainstream, that's cool.
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- I'm in the mainstream.
- I know.
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- Not out of it.
- Social activism.
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People in this town don't really like
government employees being activists.
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Last year, a garbage man
was suspended
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for wearing a livestrong bracelet.
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Some guy who owns a gay bar
sent you a cake.
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Pawnee has a gay bar?
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The Bulge.
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It's behind my house.
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The Bulge is a gay bar?
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The nights I've wasted there.
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"Leslie, hey girrrrrrrrl."
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With eight "r"s.
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"Thank you for supporting
the gay marriage.
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You rock!
The boys at the Bulge."
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They thought
that was a political gesture?
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Nobody eat that cake.
Tom, step into my office.
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- That's also my office.
- Whatever.
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- I know that you are not gay.
- I'm not.
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- But you're effeminate.
- What?
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You're wearing a peach shirt
with a coiled snake on it.
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- Yes, 'cause it was featured
in Details magazine and it's awesome.
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Effeminate.
Anyway, so the point is...
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do you think that marrying penguins
made some kind of statement?
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Yes, the statement
was that you're very lonely,
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and you need a pet.
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They sent you t-shirts too.
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Look they sent us a t-shirt.
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Mine has a collar on it.
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There she is.
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This is my boyfriend, Derek,
and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben.
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Wait, sorry.
What's the situation?
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- What do you mean?
- How does this work?
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Derek is gay.
But he's straight for me,
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but he's gay for Ben,
and Ben's gay for Derek.
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And I hate ben.
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It's not that complicated.
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Yeah. Sure.
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The thing about youth culture
is I don't understand it.
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- So what can I do for you guys?
- They just really wanted to meet you,
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because you're kinda
like their hero now.
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Please, it was just penguins.
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I'm a public servant,
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and I can't take a political stance.
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But you did, and it was awesome.
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None of the other politicians
ever take a stand,
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and it means a lot
to the gay community.
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It does. And we're gonna have this party
tomorrow night at the Bulge,
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and we had something to ask you.
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We really want you
to be the guest of honor.
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Oh, my!
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- It'd be amazing if you came.
- Yeah, you have to come.
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- Who made this?
- We did.
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- How?
- Photoshop.
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- What?
- Computers.
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Why are you all dolled up?
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It's a long story.
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I'm the guest of honor
at this gay bar.
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I guess gay men
are starting to like me.
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I don't know,
they think I'm fabulous or something.
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You look good, girl.
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You gonna turn somebody tonight.
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That was, hands down,
the best interaction
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I've ever had with Donna.
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This is Marcia Langman
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from the Society
for Family Stability Foundation.
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- Hello. I love your top.
- Thank you so much.
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I was hoping you had a moment to discuss
the events at the zoo yesterday.
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Well, I have nothing
to do with this, so...
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What can I do for you
and those fine people at...
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the SFSF?
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Well...
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you could resign.
If you're up for it.
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You're serious?
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When you performed
a marriage for gay penguins
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using taxpayer money
on government property,
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you were symbolically taking a stand
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in favor of the gay marriage agenda.
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I'm sorry,
but hold on a second there.
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Marcia, that was
not my intention at all.
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Why else would you marry penguins?
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Because I firmly believed
that it would be cute.
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And it was.
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Are you married?
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Not yet, Marcia.
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Soon.
Probably.
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I have a plan, but not...
no, not now.
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Not dating anyone yet.
Focusing on my career, but...
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I thought so.
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So you couldn't possibly understand.
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But when gays marry,
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it ruins marriage
for the rest of us.
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So either you annul the wedding
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or I'll publicly
ask for your resignation.
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You know what?
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I'm terrible with directions.
If I'm heading to the parking,
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- do I make a left, or I go right?
- Left.
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- You're welcome.
- Annul the wedding!
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I'm supposed
to meet Leslie for lunch,
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but she actually works, so...
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Mark was brought to my hospital
the night of the accident.
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He was here for a week.
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I think when his head hit the ground
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it must've knocked something loose,
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because he's actually
a pretty nice guy now.
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And Andy, after we broke up,
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he told me he was going to Kansas
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to climb mountains.
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So, I don't... I don't
really know where he is.
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Have you seen
that documentary about food yet?
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No, I haven't. But I heard
it's really good. I want to see it.
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We should go together.
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What?
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I don't...
I don't think so.
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That would be like a date.
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Say no more.
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I hate salad.
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I don't want to ever keep secrets
from you.
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Me neither.
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Let's invent our own secret language
that only we understand,
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and then we can use it around people
and no one will know what we'resaying.
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But in the meantime,
I'm just gonna tell you in English,
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Mark kind of asked me out.
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He weirdly asked me
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to go see a movie with him.
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And I said no, of course.
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But I just...
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I just wanted to let you know.
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I'm feeling a lot of confusing things
right now.
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No, of course you are.
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And your friendship
is the most important thing to me.
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And he's off-limits.
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Thank you.
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I was really serious
about that secret language.
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I know.
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I can't believe this is a gay bar.
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Especially with that heterosexual cowboy
greeting us on the way in.
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Where should I drink now?
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There's a bar called
Pitchers and Catchers. You can go there.
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Here's the plan.
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Our position is we have no position.
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So let's say
thank you for the party,
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but we regretfully decline
your offer to honor me.
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I can't believe you came.
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- It's Leslie Knope!
- Leslie Knope, you're my hero.
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Nice.
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- You are looking hot.
- Really?
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Thank you, Ben!
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I'm really enjoying this hug.
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It's so nice, but I need
to tell you something.
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- This one is on us.
- Well, if it's free.
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She's Leslie Knope
and she wants to recruit you.
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Oh, my. Okay, please...
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gentlemen, first of all...
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I would like to say thank you so much
for throwing me this party.
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Especially on a night
when the Colts are playing.
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We love you, Leslie!
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This is green.
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I wanted to tell you that I wasn't
really trying to take a stand
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when I married those...
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penguins.
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You're chanting my name.
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I just have one thing to say.
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Together we can
change Pawnee forever!
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Let's dance!
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Leslie Knope's in the building, y'all.
Let's get wild!
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- I've seen so many dudes
from city hall here tonight,
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it's crazy.
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But I guess
they've seen me here too.
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So, that's not great.
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I got your text, is everything okay?
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They're having a party in my honor.
Go to the bar.
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If you're my friend,
you can drink for free.
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And maybe next time, don't use the words
"medical emergency."
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I'm so glad you're here!
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- I'm really sober.
- Okay, I'll get you a drink.
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You know why tonight's fun?
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'cause everyone's so gay.
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And they know how to have fun,
and the dancing!
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Just...
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it's everyone is just who they are,
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and who they are
is just stone-cold gay.
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I'm having such a nice time.
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I've met many interesting people.
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And there's two bisexual guys here,
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and I got both
of their phone numbers.
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All morning.
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Have fun last night?
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I had three drinks named after me,
so that's pretty fun.
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Plus, Ben and Derek
are taking me shopping on Saturday.
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And we're gonna find out
my actual bra size.
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I guess I'm kind of like
queen of the gays.
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Bully for you.
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I just got a phone call.
They want you to go on Pawnee Today.
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That's huge!
What's the topic?
10
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That Marcia from the family thing
is calling for your resignation.
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You gotta go on and defend yourself.
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Why? I haven't even officially
taken a stand on gay marriage.
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That's funny, somebody just told me
you were queen of the gays.
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That was me.
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Pawnee Today, with Joan Callamezzo.
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It's kind of like
the Meet The Press of our town.
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It's the big time.
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I know, it is.
I'm nervous.
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I just wish I was here
under different circumstances.
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Guess who!
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Megan Fox?
One of the Desperate Housewives?
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Joan Callamezzo.
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What's up?
Good to see you!
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Tom comes all the time.
Joan loves him.
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00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,241
You have the softest skin
of any woman in Pawnee.
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I wish you could reach
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from your TV screen
and just touch Joan's skin for a second.
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That's sweet.
You're pretty soft yourself.
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00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:38,376
- How are your kids doing?
- They're pretty good.
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Is it tough for them
to have a mother that is so beautiful?
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What's it like being
the most attractive ?
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Keep up those funnies.
I'll have to invite you over for supper.
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00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,428
I'll have to come over for supper.
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You well seem.
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My God!
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Ann Perkins.
How you doing?
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I'm good.
How was mountain climbing?
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00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:03,693
What?
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00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,241
Can I come in?
I wanted to talk to you for a second.
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00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,824
Sure.
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00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:17,290
We have a controversial topic today.
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The gay penguin marriage
at the Pawnee Zoo.
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00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,463
So Marcia,
what is all the fuss about?
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The fuss is that Miss Knope
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00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,761
claimed that she was not advocating
for this gay cause.
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And then that very night,
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she was the guest of honor
at a pro-gay marriage rally
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at a bar called The Bulge.
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How do you respond?
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I'd first like to say that I wasn't
trying to advocate for anyone.
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I did not know
that both of the penguins were males,
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and I was just trying
to perform a cute, fun ceremony
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to promote our local zoo.
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00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,075
I have to say that
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that stunt that you did
with the penguins
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was clearly over the line.
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What if anything can Miss Knope do
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to make it right?
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- We don't want to be unreasonable.
- Of course not.
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We think
that she should separate the penguins,
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annul the marriage,
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reimburse the taxpayers
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for the cost of the wedding,
of course.
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And then resign.
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00:16:16,089 --> 00:16:17,309
Is that it?
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- That would do it.
- Anything else?
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Want me to jump off a building?
Perform Harry Caray?
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00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,982
Move to a different town.
No, I kid.
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Full of ideas today.
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This is the reason
why people don't go into politics.
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00:16:28,628 --> 00:16:30,064
Because I bust my ass
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for the people in this city,
and I can't win.
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I have one night of fun
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with some of the best dancers
I've ever danced with,
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and suddenly
everybody's freaking out?
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00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,170
Look at that!
We're lighting up here.
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00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:43,501
Good, great, let's go for it.
Bring it on.
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00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,848
How does this work?
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00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:47,862
- There, you press that one...
- You're on the air.
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00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:50,281
I think that lady should resign.
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00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:52,365
Good, thank you.
Next caller.
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00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:55,377
You should resign
and repay your salary.
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00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:56,839
Two for resign.
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00:16:56,964 --> 00:16:58,344
Thank you, next caller.
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I just want to say that I love the zoo
and the zoo is really fun.
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00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,560
Thank you.
That's really sweet.
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00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,442
And I think you should resign.
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00:17:10,465 --> 00:17:12,364
You look great.
You look amazing.
2
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,934
Thanks.
You look fancy.
3
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,062
Yeah. The monkey suit.
4
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,287
It cost 3,000 bucks,
but totally worth it.
5
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:20,667
I sold out.
6
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:24,969
I got a boring office job in town,
so I gotta dress up.
7
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,510
You know, the grind.
8
00:17:26,635 --> 00:17:29,422
But I'm really happy,
and I really feel like I've matured...
9
00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:31,142
a lot.
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00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,040
Good, that's...
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I'm happy for you.
12
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,455
I was sitting
in the cubicle the other day,
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00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,922
doing some thinking,
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00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:40,183
some growing...
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00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,144
- And some maturing.
- Yes, maturing.
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00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,315
Darn it if I don't just miss you.
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00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,955
And... "a"-cakes, just let me...
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00:17:51,993 --> 00:17:53,467
I love you, and...
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00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:57,784
I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I was the worst boyfriend ever.
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00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,869
I know that.
And I...
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00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,706
I think it would behoove us
to give it another shot.
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00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:05,053
Yeah, look...
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00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,560
I'm really happy
for you about your job
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00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:10,059
and that you've learned
some new words,
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00:18:10,184 --> 00:18:12,590
but I'm sure about my decision.
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00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:17,364
OK. Say no more.
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Listen, hit me up on my cell phone.
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I'll be around.
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00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:24,352
And if you wanna talk
or grab coffee,
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00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,354
- or something like that, OK?
- OK.
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00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,356
Gotta get back to the office.
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00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,901
- Have a good one. Good seeing you.
- Bye.
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00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,638
The hardest part
about living in this pit?
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00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,495
It's probably keeping
my suit pressed.
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And the rats.
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00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,095
It's like a freakin' rat parade
every night.
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00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:02,948
I just want to be close to her house
because I need to protect her.
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00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:06,436
'cause there are some weird people
that live around here.
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00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,484
If you let penguins get married,
where does it end?
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00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:12,177
I mean, would you let me
marry my guinea pig?
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Because I want to marry my guinea pig.
I'll take my answer off the air.
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00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,708
- That's a valuable point.
- Attendance is up 30% at the zoo.
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00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,042
You're welcome!
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00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,454
And that penguin wedding was cute.
And I'm not gonna annul it.
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00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,997
I'd ask you to reconsider.
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00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,792
Well, I'd ask you to stop asking me.
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00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:31,419
Because It's not gonna happen,
Marcia
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00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,932
- Is that right?
- Last time I checked, I don't think...
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I murdered anyone,
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00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,303
or had an affair, or did drugs!
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00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,119
But I apologize.
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00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:43,473
I apologize for having fun
and for making something cute.
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00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:49,542
- Where are you from originally?
- What did I do?
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- So you will not be annulling...
- No, I will not be annulling.
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Look at them.
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They're just in their own little...
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00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:05,512
penguin love bubble.
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00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,191
That's what it's like
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00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,089
when you meet your mate
and know you're gonna be together.
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00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,519
You know what I realized?
We're just animals.
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00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:21,654
We don't know anything about love.
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00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,739
You should go with Mark.
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Really, I thought about it.
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00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:30,854
Look, he might not be my gay penguin,
but he could be yours.
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00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:34,149
Look, I told you, I'm not
going on a date with him.
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00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,821
If you don't wanna go out with him,
don't. But don't do it because of me.
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I'm fine with it.
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All that's important
is we're friends.
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- Me too.
- Good, great.
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Plus, I already called and told him
that you were dying to go out, have fun.
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So I transferred
the penguins to a zoo in Iowa.
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Gay marriage is legal there,
so hopefully they'll be happy.
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00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,457
At least they'll be together.
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00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,359
Look! Six Flags!
I should take them on a water slide.
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They might die.
But it would be so cute!
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