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Thank you old Gus,
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for brightening our lives,
our hearts
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and most importantly, our shoes.
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This truly is a day
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of mixed emotions for me.
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I'm sad that old Gus is leaving.
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But it allows me
to help Andy restart his life
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as pioneer hall's new shoeshine guy.
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I've been listening
to your boring speeches
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for the last 50 years.
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And now it's time for you
to listen to one of mine.
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You know, a day like this
makes a man reflect upon his life.
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And I've come to the conclusion
that I've completely wasted mine.
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And just for the record,
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I never ever liked
being called old Gus.
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I didn't understand it
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when I was in my 20's
and I sure hate it now.
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So go to hell,
every single one of you.
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Screw Pawnee
and screw your damn shoes.
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Old Gus is classic.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Episode 208
Ron and Tammy
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mpm
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lestat78
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So, I propose that we change
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our name, from the Subcommittee
for Pit Beautification,
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to the Subcommittee
for Lot Beautification.
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April, stop that.
Who are you texting?
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You.
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She's texting me.
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Sorry you're bored.
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Hey, everyone.
Hey, Ann.
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Can I talk to you?
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Fine. Tom, you're in charge.
Keep the momentum going.
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- Keep these minds working.
- Absolutely.
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Would you rather be able to fly
or speak fluent French?
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- Donna, go.
- French.
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I don't wanna freak you out,
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but another department
filed a planning claim for lot 48.
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Who?
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Damn it!
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The library?
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Pawnee's Library Department
is the most diabolical,
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ruthless bunch of bureaucrats
I've ever seen.
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They're like a biker gang.
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But instead of shotguns
and crystal meth,
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they use
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political savvy.
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And shushing.
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It's gonna be okay.
It's not a done deal.
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You're right.
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Thanks for pulling me out.
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I need a good plan.
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I don't want to cause a panic.
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News flash, we're screwed.
We got a big problem with the library.
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Punk ass book jockeys.
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Why do we hate the library?
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It's the worst group of people
ever assembled.
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They're mean, conniving, rude,
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and well read,
which makes them very dangerous.
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And they're trying to steal lot 48
for a new branch.
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What?
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- On 48?
- Yeah!
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I actually think a library
would be nice that close to my house.
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But I'm not about
to say that in there.
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A new branch?
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I hate them.
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We need to make contact
with someone there.
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Does anybody know anybody
that works at the library?
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Well, we actually kind of do.
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The new deputy director
of the department is Tammy Swanson.
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Ron's ex-wife?
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That's terrific.
Or is that awful?
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He hates her, but he knows her.
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Everything's okay.
Or is it just the same?
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You're thinking out loud again.
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Am I? I am.
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Of course,
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that bitch of an ex-wife
is working for the library now.
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That is perfect.
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The worst person in the world
working at the worst place in the world.
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I have to go talk to her.
Give me something I can use.
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Does she have any weaknesses?
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What do you mean no?
Everybody has one.
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Not machines.
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I honestly believe
that she was programmed
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by someone from the future
to come back and destroy all happiness.
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I see.
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Just, I knew that you had
two ex-wives named Tammy.
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So, I was hoping that there was one
that you got along with.
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I hate 'em both.
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On my death bed,
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my final wish is to have
my ex-wives rushed to my side,
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so I can use my dying breath
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to tell them both to go to hell,
one last time.
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Would I get married again?
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Absolutely.
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If you don't believe in love,
what's the point of living?
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I'm just looking forward
to a thoughtful debate with Tammy,
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about the relative merits
of Parks versus Libraries.
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And in case something bad goes down,
I wore my sharpest rings.
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This one will tear you up.
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I'm Leslie Knope.
I called a little while ago.
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You have a lot of nerve
showing your face here.
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Excuse me?
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You have overdue book fees
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totaling 3 dollars, Missy.
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That is so typical.
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I should've known you'd use a low blow,
dirty pool, B.S. move like that.
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That's why everybody hates the library.
Here's your 3 dollars.
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See you in hell.
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I was just kidding, dear God.
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You did have 3 dollars worth of fines,
but I cleared them.
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We government gals have to watch
each other's backs, right?
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I know this is a trap
but I don't know how.
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Did you talk to Ron?
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Ron tends to exaggerate
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when it comes to me.
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I swear, I don't have cloven feet.
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Sit down.
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Shine, shine, shine your shoes?
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What do you say, sir?
Ma'am, shoeshine?
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I won't look up your skirt.
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My gosh...
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Crazy! What are you doing?
It's me.
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So, Ann, how you been?
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Good. Leslie told me
you were working here now.
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Just trying the rat race.
Chasing the cheese. Racing the rats.
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To get the cheese.
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Enough business talk.
You look ravishing.
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- Not a lot of customers.
- Business is a little slow.
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It is definitely due to...
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the economy.
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I've been hearing a lot of people
say that a lot, about a lot of stuff.
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You want those shoes shined?
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I'll give you a discount
because you're a friend of Ann's.
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- I'm more than a friend of Ann's.
- Not for long.
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- I'm sorry?
- I don't know.
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At least, he finally has a real job.
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When we were dating,
the only job he had
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was sending audition tapes
to Survivor and Deal or no deal.
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Hi, my name is Andy Dwyer,
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and I would be a perfect contestant
for deal or no deal.
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I want it to be a perfect park,
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with a state of the art,
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swing set and basketball courts.
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And off to the side,
a lovely sitting area
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for kids with asthma
to watch other kids play.
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If I'd had a park like that
when I was growing up,
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I probably wouldn't have gone through
such a prolonged mall slut phase.
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That's the goal.
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Listen,
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you got there first.
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I'm gonna withdraw my request,
as a professional courtesy to you.
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Government gals, right?
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Government gals.
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So, you talked to Tammy.
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What's it like to stare
into the eye of Satan's butt hole?
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She's changed.
She's a different person.
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It would be healthy
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for you to get a sense of closure.
Look at Mark and me.
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We slept together, talked about it.
We're friends.
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You slept with Brendanawicz?
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Tammy and I don't work.
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We are oil and water.
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Or oil and TNT and C-4
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and a detonator and a butane torch.
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Nothing good will come.
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Wait...
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She's here, isn't she?
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Good.
Good start.
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Sorry about this,
but I really want to talk to you.
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Couldn't we go have a cup of coffee?
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Let's get this over with.
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It means a lot.
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You're a miracle worker.
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- Do you know what you just did?
- Yes, Donna.
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I got two people to put aside
years of hostility
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and open a door
to the possibility of friendship.
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You were not here
when they got divorced. I was.
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Those two are crazy.
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And you opened the gates.
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To crazy town.
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Frankly,
I think Ron was acting like a baby.
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A little bit.
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What is he afraid of?
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Tammy's just a woman.
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A nice woman.
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You know, she's not a murderer.
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She's not a dragon.
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It's really good to see you, Ron.
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You've aged horribly.
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You...
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son of a bitch.
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- That didn't take long.
- My God! What's your problem?
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Nothing's changed.
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Who set the bed on fire?
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We're fine.
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Take it easy.
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When you meddle
in someone's personal life,
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it's just so...
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rewarding.
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Gun it!
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Usual place?
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Good morning, Jerry.
That is a beautiful sweater vest.
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You look like you could use $20.
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- Am I right?
- Why?
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'Cause you're a kid
and kids always need money.
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I need money.
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That's why you're my favorite.
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When Tiger Woods feels invincible,
he wears a red shirt and black pants.
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Good morning, deputy.
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Ron wears the same thing
after he had sex.
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I'm a simple man.
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I like pretty dark-haired women
and breakfast food.
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But this stock photo,
I bought at a framing store, isn't real.
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Today I got the real thing.
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A naked Tammy
made me breakfast this morning.
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I should've taken a picture of it.
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What's up?
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My girlfriend's ex is working
100 feet away from my desk.
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And he's been pretty clear
out wanting her back.
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What do I do with that?
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That's a tough one. Break up with her
and tell her to go out with me.
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Good. Can I ask you another question?
Why did I come to you for advice?
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You should play this one cool, man.
Be the grown-up.
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Take the high road.
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Ann's a classy chick.
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If you get down in the mud,
you're just gonna lose her respect.
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You've just made a surprising
amount of sense.
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I've never taken the high road.
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But I tell other people to.
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'Cause then there's more room for me
on the low road.
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So how did your coffee
with Tammy go?
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Leslie, I can't thank you enough
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for sticking your nose
where it didn't belong.
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I knew it.
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So what did you guys talk about?
Old times?
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I love talking about old times.
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New times too.
But there's something about old times.
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- You know what I mean?
- We didn't talk.
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We made love.
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Good.
Well, spare me the details.
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- I'm just happy...
- It was so intense.
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I didn't know where my flesh stopped
and hers began.
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You know what I mean?
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Our marriage was always
a complete disaster,
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but we did have that,
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the two of us.
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It's like doing peyote
and sneezing slowly
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for six hours.
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- This seems like a private matter.
- She knows her way around a penis.
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Well, I'm happy that it went well
and that you enjoyed your coffee.
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I truly believe that everyone
should be friends with their exes.
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I can't even tell you how many
of my exes' weddings I've been to.
258
00:12:11,744 --> 00:12:13,809
They're reading
their old divorce papers.
259
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,285
Three fistfuls of hair?
260
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,944
That's not even possible.
261
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,657
Well, I'm too classy
to say I told you so, donna.
262
00:12:21,856 --> 00:12:23,756
So I wrote it on a post it.
263
00:12:29,326 --> 00:12:32,026
Why don't you take
the rest of the day off.
264
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:36,370
I mean you spend so much time
worrying about this park.
265
00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:38,445
But really, who cares?
266
00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:40,377
I care.
267
00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:41,652
I care a lot.
268
00:12:42,124 --> 00:12:43,428
It's kinda my thing.
269
00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:45,565
But at the end of the day
what does it matter
270
00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:48,884
if the lot becomes a park
or a museum
271
00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:51,164
or a mega church?
272
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,687
Or a library.
273
00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:55,215
Nobody said library.
274
00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,568
You've been talking to Tammy
about the lot?
275
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,305
I swear on...
276
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:03,573
a grave.
277
00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:05,104
Oh, my god!
278
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:06,827
Tell me the truth.
279
00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:08,412
Are you giving her the lot?
280
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:10,532
Not giving.
281
00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:13,083
We have discussed a trade.
282
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:14,534
For what?
283
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:16,670
Excuse me.
284
00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:18,638
More sex.
285
00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,553
Tammy, can I speak with you
for a second?
286
00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:27,736
I know what you're doing.
You don't care about ron.
287
00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:30,090
You're using him to get lot 48
for your library.
288
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,869
Leslie, that's crazy.
289
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,467
And correct.
290
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,063
Why are you doing this?
291
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,056
Les, there are two kinds
of women in this world.
292
00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:40,434
There are women who work hard
293
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,687
and stress out about doing
the right thing
294
00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,614
and then there are women
who are cool.
295
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:47,727
You could either be a Cleopatra
296
00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:50,279
or you could be an
Eleanor Roosevelt.
297
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,585
I'd rather be Cleopatra.
298
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,077
What kind of lunatic would
wanna be Cleopatra
299
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,852
over Eleanor Roosevelt?
300
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,895
Haven't you ever messed
with a man's head
301
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,697
just to see what you could
get him to do for you?
302
00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:05,183
We do it all the time
in the library department.
303
00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:07,053
You should come join us sometime.
304
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,389
I would never work
at the library department.
305
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,408
I'm gonna tell Ron.
306
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,469
And this little game
is gonna be over.
307
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,224
Yeah, you better run.
308
00:14:16,728 --> 00:14:18,273
We're no longer government gals.
309
00:14:19,104 --> 00:14:20,603
Look, we need to talk.
310
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:24,738
The planning department
reprioritization document?
311
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,240
- Calm down. I haven't signed it yet.
- You're gonna.
312
00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:30,113
Because Tammy wants you to
and you do everything that she wants.
313
00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:32,537
She made some really good points
about libraries.
314
00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:36,059
Are you even listening to yourself?
You're defending the library now?
315
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,010
The library.
316
00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:40,378
Of all the horrifying,
miserable things in the world.
317
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,130
Some people like libraries.
318
00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:45,132
I can't even believe it.
Some people like libraries.
319
00:14:45,257 --> 00:14:46,927
Ron, she's in your head.
320
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,156
You said she was a manipulative monster
and you were right.
321
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:52,140
Tammy's changed.
322
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,543
Look me in the eye
and tell me that she's changed.
323
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:57,229
Look me in the eye.
324
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:02,108
I'm so screwed now.
325
00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:04,398
- Her hooks are in my brain.
- Yep.
326
00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:07,123
She has all the power
and I have nothing.
327
00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,449
I'm so little.
328
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,216
Why don't you just break up
with her?
329
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:25,006
I don't think I can.
330
00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:27,103
We would just end up naked.
331
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:29,678
And I'd give her your lot
and my house
332
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,338
and God knows what else.
333
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,113
I have no control over my actions.
334
00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:36,177
- Like she's crawled up inside me...
- God, ron.
335
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,645
I don't want to hear about
your disgusting sex anymore.
336
00:15:39,079 --> 00:15:40,479
Okay, now sack up.
337
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:44,109
You are Ron freakin' Swanson!
338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,860
Not around her I'm not.
339
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,864
It took years of intense,
focused hatred
340
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,129
to get over her.
341
00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,754
And now I've undone
all that great work.
342
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,121
You've gotta help me to break up.
343
00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:58,415
I shouldn't get involved in this.
344
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:01,322
Now you don't want to get involved?
345
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,504
"It's just coffee, Ron. "
"She's changed, Ron. "
346
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,965
"I let Mark nail me
and we're still friends. "
347
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:09,083
I never... I would never
use those words.
348
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,108
I never said... Point taken.
349
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:15,056
Let's go dump your ex.
350
00:16:15,401 --> 00:16:16,401
Thank you.
351
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,024
Would you like to be in the room
when I tell her
352
00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:22,126
- or would you rather wait outside?
- In the room.
353
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,413
I don't want her to think
I'm a wimp.
354
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:26,915
Here are the ground rules.
Don't talk to her.
355
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,291
Do not make eye contact with her.
Don't believe anything she says.
356
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,275
Just sit there like a potted plant.
357
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,782
Can you do that?
358
00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:35,545
Come on.
359
00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:42,167
So how's the shoeshine game?
360
00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:43,793
I'm on a break.
361
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:47,293
One of the many advantages
of owning your own business.
362
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,653
You know that's not
your situation, right?
363
00:16:52,065 --> 00:16:53,122
Listen, Donna.
364
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:54,262
Quick question.
365
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,681
Ann is trying to decide
between Mark and myself.
366
00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:58,350
.- }If you had to choose,
367
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,559
who would you choose?
Right now, on the spot.
368
00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:03,007
I'm not sure.
Why don't you spin around for me.
369
00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:04,814
Can we talk privately?
370
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,961
- Sure.
- Just out here.
371
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,144
So, Tammy, for that
and many other reasons
372
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,869
Ron has decided to end
this relationship.
373
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,216
Wait a minute.
374
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:26,920
Ron brought you here
to break up with me for him?
375
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:28,380
She volunteered.
376
00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:33,802
Ron doesn't want to break up
with me.
377
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,235
What Ron wants to do
378
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:39,281
is leave here right now.
379
00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:42,693
Go to the sleaziest motel in town
380
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:46,741
and wrap himself around me
like a coiled snake.
381
00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,776
- No, he doesn't.
- I'm pretty sure he does.
382
00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:54,948
See? He's completely over you.
383
00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:57,136
Look, I understand
384
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,201
that this Ann situation is awkward.
385
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:03,194
But I like you a lot as a dude.
386
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,190
And I hope that there is some way
387
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:08,420
that we can both be mature
and maybe be friends.
388
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:10,546
Yeah, I doubt it.
389
00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:13,285
I mean, I think
you're a cool dude too.
390
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:15,009
I like you as well.
391
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:17,365
But I'm still in love with Ann.
392
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,890
I couldn't have been more upfront
about that.
393
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,330
Is punching allowed
on the high road?
394
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:26,746
I'm sorry, Leslie.
395
00:18:27,823 --> 00:18:28,823
She wins.
396
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,409
I can't resist her.
397
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:32,819
But, you have to.
398
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,535
Stay out of this.
This is our relationship.
399
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,742
He's my man and we have
something twisted and beautiful.
400
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,705
You want Ron.
That's what this is all about.
401
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,612
No, that's insane.
402
00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:49,797
Fine, I had one dream, but no, no.
403
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,088
Baby, don't you see
what's happening here?
404
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,499
She's manipulating you
because she's jealous of me
405
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,720
and the things I get to do
to your body and face.
406
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,810
I'm here because Ron is my friend.
407
00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:05,310
And I don't like seeing my friends
miserable. And you make him miserable.
408
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,396
So, Ron, you can give her
the lot or don't. Whatever.
409
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:10,346
Just please...
410
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,275
find a way to be happy.
411
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:18,700
No, wait.
412
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,572
Ron, it's okay.
Just sign the thing.
413
00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:24,120
It's not okay. You just put my needs
in front of your own.
414
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,331
No woman has ever done that
for me before.
415
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,813
I'm sure that's not true.
416
00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:29,667
You see the kind of women
that I choose.
417
00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:32,090
Look, just wait for me downstairs.
418
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,465
If I'm not down in 5 min,
419
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,406
it's only because I'm receiving
a pleasure so intense...
420
00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:42,889
What the hell are you doing?
421
00:19:43,164 --> 00:19:45,391
Andy and Ann's family shoeshine?
422
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,185
I thought it had a nice ring to it.
423
00:19:47,638 --> 00:19:51,272
Mark has been really cool about this.
And you're throwing it in his face.
424
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,296
But I still have feelings for you.
425
00:19:53,786 --> 00:19:55,737
I said it.
What do you want me to do?
426
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,029
Not mention those feelings
to your boyfriend?
427
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,307
And you might wanna take
these pictures down.
428
00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:02,432
Oh, my God.
429
00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,380
- Take those pictures down.
- What? It's fine. What did I...
430
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,935
- All of it!
- I'm gonna.
431
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,060
Now!
432
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,876
- Give me the bikini one.
- The teeny one?
433
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,128
Bikini one.
434
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:24,078
- You didn't give her.
- Let's get out of here.
435
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:26,266
- Is part of your moustache missing?
- Yes.
436
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,268
- Walk.
- There's a push pin in your face.
437
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,583
Leave it in.
Can't you walk faster?
438
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,808
My legs are shorter than yours.
439
00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:39,827
We had a good run.
440
00:20:43,946 --> 00:20:46,307
Thank you for saving my future park.
441
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,204
It must have been hard for you.
442
00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:50,949
You didn't kill Tammy, did you?
443
00:20:51,197 --> 00:20:53,603
I'm afraid she can't be killed.
444
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:56,504
To exes...
445
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,299
may they always stay that way.
446
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:01,224
Tammy is...
447
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,179
a mean person.
448
00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:06,681
Come on,
you can do better than that.
449
00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:10,144
- She's a great A bitch.
- There we go.
450
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,479
Every time she laughs,
an angel dies.
451
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,690
Even telemarketers avoid her.
452
00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:19,220
Her birth was payback
for the sins of men.
453
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,821
But, you know,
the worst thing about her,
454
00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:23,781
She works for the library.
455
00:21:24,162 --> 00:21:26,087
She works for the library.
456
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,063
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