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Okay, as everybody knows,
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The Spirit of Pawnee
was defaced again last night.
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- What was it this time?
- Chocolate pudding.
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That's new.
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The mural that normally resides here
is called The Spirit of Pawnee,
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and it's very controversial.
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We've had someone throw acid at it,
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tomato sauce.
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Someone tried to stab it once.
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We really need better security here.
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We also need...
better, less-offensive history.
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So the city council has decided
it should be changed
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to something
a little less horrifying.
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Now since the murals were made
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by government employees
back in the 1930s,
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we thought it might be fun
if each department
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submitted the design
for a new mural...
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And you'll submit your concepts
tomorrow afternoon.
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All righty, folks?
Thank you very much.
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Leslie, what's your design gonna be?
A tree?
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Joe, you work in sewage.
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Your department literally
specializes in crap.
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- You wanna do this?
- I told you before.
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Crap is a slang term,
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and I don't like that term.
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But at least we don't specialize
in losing... Like you guys.
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Sewage, let's roll.
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Damn!
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How does sewage
always get the hottest interns?
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Episode 209
The Camel
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mpm
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lestat78
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Guys, this department has the chance
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to design something
that could be in this building forever.
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This could be our legacy.
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I thought building a park on lot 48
was gonna be our legacy.
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You can have two.
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Look at Madonna...
Great singer, amazing arms.
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Look at O.J. Simpson...
Heisman trophy winner, naked gun.
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No offense, Leslie,
but I'm not an artist.
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That's not true.
I've seen your fingernails.
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I pay someone to do this.
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Really?
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Shoot.
Anyway...
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I'm ordering all of you
to design a mural.
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Only Ron can order
the whole department to do something.
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- Ron, order them to do this.
- Do whatever Leslie says.
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And it needs to be breathtaking
and moving and historical
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and better than every department,
and you have one hour.
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Designers, make it work.
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Tim Gunn.
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You, my friend,
are ready to go dancing.
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Thank you, sir.
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All right, next.
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Andrew, looking good.
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Business is booming.
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Hey, Ron, how about you?
Need a little dog waxin'?
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It's 5 bucks,
and you'll cut in front of him.
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- What?
- Beat it.
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This is Ron Swanson
we're talking about.
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I'm impressed with Andy.
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Pulling himself up
by his bootstraps.
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Reminds me of me.
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I got my first job when I was nine.
Worked at a sheet metal factory.
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In two weeks,
I was running the floor.
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Child labor laws
are ruining this country.
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- Do you have a key in your shoe?
- No, I have a bunion
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that's practically its own toe.
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Normally, the pain howls through
my loafers like a banshee on the moors,
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but... for these past three minutes,
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it's been reduced to a faint growl.
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That was neat.
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We are all finished.
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That was great.
Thank you, son.
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No sweat!
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Next!
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Shouldn't let your friends cut in line.
It's not good business.
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You know what else
isn't good business?
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- That guy's my friend.
- Right.
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I'm saying...
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You shouldn't
let your friends cut in line.
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Sorry, kyle.
Here, give me this.
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Next!
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So what are you looking for exactly?
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I don't know, man.
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The spirit of Pawnee.
That's all I got.
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Here. Just gimme $20 worth of art.
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Just something that seems personal
that only I could have done.
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- Well, tell me about yourself.
- No. Just paint.
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I have no interest in art.
Let me clarify.
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I have no interest
in non-nude images.
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Dude, what the hell
kind of art is this?
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Looks like a lizard
puking up skittles!
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I'm an abstract expressionist.
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No, you're a con artist,
and I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks.
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Whatever.
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I'm a terrible artist.
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But the Parks department
has done so much for me
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that if I can help them out
in any way, I will.
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Oh, God.
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Maybe I should just give them
all free flu shots.
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I know everything about
this town and these murals,
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and that's why this is
a dream come true... Literally.
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I have had a dream
where I designed a mural.
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But then it turned into a nightmare
because the mural started talking,
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and it came alive, it was whispering,
and I couldn't hear what it was saying,
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so I leaned in close,
and then it ate me.
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At one point,
Gina Gershon was there.
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My piece is truly
gonna capture the spirit of Pawnee.
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Never understood
the term elbow grease.
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I guess it's not really grease.
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Just hard work.
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- Nice shiny shoes you got there.
- I was just...
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Oh, no... Shoot.
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Actually, it looks like
I scuffed this one.
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Do you need your money back?
'Cause I already spent it.
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Really?
How did...
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Never mind.
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I think I'll just take
another full polish.
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Can I cut in line again?
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I feel right at home as a shoeshine.
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I have no idea what I'm doing,
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but I know I'm doing it
really, really well.
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Okay, let's get goin'
with the spirit of Pawnee.
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- Ann, you go first.
- Okay.
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Since it's the Parks department,
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I thought I would design
a pretty park.
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With, uh, dogs playing.
I can't really draw,
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so I just cut some stuff
out of a magazine.
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That looks like something a death row
convict would make in art therapy.
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Dude, I tried.
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And you failed.
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It's dogs and people
playing in a park.
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- It's cute!
- It's okay, sweetheart.
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You can't make art
because you are art.
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You're beautiful...
But that sucks.
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Let's see yours!
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Fine. Mine is amazing.
It's gonna blow your mind.
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Some professional-ass
art right here.
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- I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
- It's abstract, Leslie.
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Over here, you got some shapes.
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And then you come
over to this side...
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You know, it's actually
kind of interesting.
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Each shape is its own thing...
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But then when it comes together,
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it really gives you a sense of...
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completion.
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A piece of art caused me
to have an emotional reaction.
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Is that normal?
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So it's the last supper
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but with famous people from Indiana.
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John Mellancamp, Larry Bird,
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Michael Jackson,
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David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox.
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Okay, so here's where
it gets a little dicey,
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'cause there's not that many celebrities
from Indiana, so... a NASCAR,
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my friend Becky, Ron Swanson...
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Who's the Jesus?
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That would be Greg Kinnear.
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- I didn't know he was from Indiana.
- Yeah, you know, I read that he was.
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Do you think
he's the best choice for Jesus?
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He was great on ER...
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- Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER.
- Yeah, he was.
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I don't think that he was.
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Who am I thinking of?
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Okay. Next.
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Really good, Jerry.
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For my murinal,
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I was inspired
by the death of my grandma...
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You said "murinal".
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- No, I didn't.
- You said "murinal". I heard it.
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- Anyway, she...
- Jerry...
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Why don't you put that murinal
in the men's room
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so people can murinate all over it?
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Go to the doctor. You might have
a murinary tract infection.
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- Just wanted to show you my art.
- Murinal, murinal, murinal!
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Disqualified!
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It's pointillism.
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And each dot is a photo
of a citizen of the town.
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No one cares.
At all.
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So this is a multimedia project.
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First...
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A bunch of rats made out of garbage.
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And...
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This is a tv screen.
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It'll be like a big flat screen tv,
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and it'll play looped video
of knee surgeries.
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And this is a human-sized hamster wheel
that will be next to the mural,
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if we can get one,
and it'll be spinning,
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and there'll be like
a fat guy in it all the time
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like screaming and like eating
raw beef and like bleeding,
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and like blood will come
out of his mouth and stuff.
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And that'll be like right next to...
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the mural.
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I have one question.
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Why?
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If you have to ask,
you don't get it.
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I don't think
they really got the assignment.
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If we're gonna beatthe others,
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we have to choose something that
will stand the test of time...
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Like the Mona Lisa
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or the music of Squeeze.
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June 8, 1922.
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The Pawnee bread factory
burned to the ground.
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We lost a lot of good bread
that day...
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As well as several human lives.
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And it also made the whole town
smell like toast,
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which one resident described
as "disturbingly enticing".
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But I digress.
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The point is, we rebuilt Pawnee
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to the wonderful town
that it is today.
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Why would you want a mural
that shows people dying
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when you could have shapes
that come alive?
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Because it's the most famous event
in our town's history,
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and people love voting for tragedy.
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Look at the oscars.
This is our holocaust movie.
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This is our English Patient.
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Sounds like you're
exploiting the tragedy.
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See? Ann gets it.
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Time to vote, everybody.
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Cast your votes!
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May the best,
most tragic project win.
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When we started this,
we were six different voices
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with six ideas for a mural.
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And then those six voices
came together as a team.
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There are no losers today.
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But there is one winner.
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Us.
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The Parks Department.
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Tom, the results
of the vote, please.
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One to one to one
to one to one to one.
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We all voted
for ourselves, didn't we?
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Third time, today.
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That's a good shoeshine.
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What the ****, man?
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I don't know what happened.
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Frankly.
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I emitted a noise.
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The noise was involuntary.
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Sometimes a sound
is just a sound, you know?
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We need to whittle these down.
Can we all agree on eliminating
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- any of these designs?
- Ann's blows.
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Don't hold back.
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It's a giant picture of a park.
That's not art.
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At least it's not a fat human hamster
eating meat.
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- You don't work here!
- You both have a point.
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Ann, yours was a little trite.
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And, April, yours was hellish
and might make someone vomit.
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There's something about those shapes.
There's some emotional art right there.
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- Any kid could do that.
- No kid could do that!
255
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,325
Only god could do that!
256
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,489
What is so great about the shapes?
257
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,580
He likes the shapes, okay?
And he's part of the team.
258
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,398
So here, take these scissors
and cut out your favorite shapes.
259
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,617
And then we'll put them
on a new team mural.
260
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,895
We're gonna make a new design
261
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:42,219
that takes the best parts
of all of our designs.
262
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,953
It's like if you got Michelangelo
263
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,504
and Andy Warhol
264
00:12:46,629 --> 00:12:50,222
and Jackson Pollock
and Jim Davis from Garfield
265
00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:51,797
to do one painting.
266
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,731
Imagine how good
that painting would be!
267
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,484
I think it's really good.
268
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,090
I'll be right back.
269
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,577
We need you for something.
270
00:13:09,702 --> 00:13:11,957
Can it wait?
I am so swamped here.
271
00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:14,001
Ann's in trouble.
272
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,961
We think it might be pills.
273
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,087
- What?
- No.
274
00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:18,672
That's a lie.
275
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,259
But this is as important.
Look at a piece of art.
276
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:24,633
God.
277
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:27,431
What is that?
278
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,309
This is our entry
for the mural contest.
279
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,019
We couldn't decide on one design,
so we took parts
280
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:36,077
that we all liked of our designs
and then we just kind of...
281
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,538
smooshed it into a thing.
282
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,486
You made a camel.
283
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,785
You've never heard that saying?
284
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,701
A camel is actually a horse
designed by a committee,
285
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,327
and what you guys have here
286
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,995
is one ugly camel...
287
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,564
featuring Bill Paxton.
288
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,367
- Greg Kinnear.
- Right.
289
00:13:55,492 --> 00:13:57,210
Is Bill Paxton from Indiana?
290
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,963
You have to save us.
You have to design something.
291
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,674
- Leslie, I'm not an artist.
- Yes, you are.
292
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,784
I've seen you sketch things.
293
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,720
Like poles for stop signs.
294
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,597
That everybody stops and looks at.
295
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,390
By law, they're required to.
296
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,435
Please. You're the only one of us
who's got any talent.
297
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,645
I know you'll do something good.
298
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,773
And I really want to win this.
299
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,917
Please?
What are you gonna do tonight?
300
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,027
I was gonna go to Arby's
and watch Frontline.
301
00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:30,603
Here we go.
302
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,705
So, it is an old man
303
00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:37,873
feeding pigeons in a park.
304
00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:40,754
The spirit of Pawnee, maybe?
305
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,536
- You gotta be kidding me.
- How is that better than mine?
306
00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:45,491
It isn't.
And that's saying something.
307
00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:47,766
And who's the man?
Is he famous?
308
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,686
Is it Martin Landau?
309
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,766
I have no dog in this fight.
I'm just saying that this will win.
310
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,177
It's nothing.
It's mush!
311
00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:57,774
There's not even one shape in there!
Where are the shapes?
312
00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,481
I'm not saying this is any good.
313
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,411
I'm saying that this'll win.
It's mass appeal. It's like
314
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:03,986
what motels put up,
315
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:08,237
and it hangs there for years,
and no one ever throws acid at it.
316
00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:10,992
- Who did this? I like it.
- Seriously?
317
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,521
Sorry!
318
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:15,872
It comforts me.
319
00:15:18,136 --> 00:15:19,084
That'll win.
320
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:21,322
This is...
321
00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:24,192
garbage!
We've gotta go back to the shapes.
322
00:15:24,317 --> 00:15:26,437
This is boring.
Go back to the garbage.
323
00:15:26,562 --> 00:15:28,635
I would take the shapes over this.
Come on!
324
00:15:28,808 --> 00:15:32,241
I wouldn't take them over anything.
I'd take Jerry's Murinal over this.
325
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,416
No, guys...
326
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,546
- This is the one.
- What?
327
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:36,878
Sorry. Mark's right.
328
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,104
This is an outrage!
He's not in the department.
329
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,189
- Neither is Ann.
- But Ann's hot.
330
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,411
And that counts.
331
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:44,696
Whatever happened to,
"we're the parks department.
332
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:47,070
"Rah, rah, rah.
Down with the Sewage Department"?
333
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,781
We spent all day here for no reason!
334
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,367
We have a reason! We're gonna win!
That's our reason!
335
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,485
Our designs are not gonna win.
Mark's might win!
336
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,455
How great would it be if we won.
337
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,541
You'll feel a lot better,
I promise you,
338
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,780
after you win.
We're going with this one.
339
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,337
I'll see you
at the presentation tomorrow.
340
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,132
That is an order, team.
Go, team!
341
00:16:08,775 --> 00:16:09,759
Team dismissed.
342
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,305
Yes, we are a team,
but I am the team leader.
343
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:15,429
So I made a bold decision.
344
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,264
We're playing it safe.
345
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,029
How's life
in the Parks De-fart-ment?
346
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,656
Better than life
in the Sewage De-fart-ment.
347
00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:33,963
- Which makes more sense.
- Whatever!
348
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,847
You are screwed.
349
00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:37,322
Get used to this.
350
00:16:38,776 --> 00:16:41,458
Because it's gonna be hanging on
the wall, right outside your door
351
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:44,169
for the next 100 years!
352
00:16:48,569 --> 00:16:49,758
That was pretty good.
353
00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,061
You think they're gonna win?
354
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:55,472
They went super-patriotic.
It's a classic mistake.
355
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,738
It seems crowd-pleasing,
but it's a stance.
356
00:16:57,863 --> 00:17:00,477
And there's always someone
who'll oppose a stance.
357
00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:01,811
Us...
358
00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:04,585
Old man feeding pigeons...
No stance.
359
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:07,150
Absolutely no point of view
whatsoever.
360
00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:09,903
No point of view.
Smart.
361
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,796
I haven't been back.
362
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,862
I wish him good luck
in his business.
363
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,246
And, yes,
I will absolutely go back
364
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:23,165
to get my shoes shined soon.
365
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:26,004
I don't frankly see
366
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,779
why this is a topic for discussion.
367
00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:46,474
What's up?
368
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,980
You know the thing?
369
00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:55,767
- The other day?
- Other day... Other day...
370
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,450
Yesterday?
371
00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:58,727
I am...
372
00:17:59,575 --> 00:18:00,537
That was...
373
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,918
I'm okay.
You know, I'd be okay if we...
374
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,752
If we never mentioned it again.
375
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,463
Never mentioned what?
376
00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:14,132
The moan.
The weird moan you made
377
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,344
that was super-weird?
Do you not remember that?
378
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,847
I talked about it with the lady
who went after for 1/2 hour.
379
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,057
She said she thought
it was an animal...
380
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,151
It was just an odd moment.
381
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:26,676
Let's just not
talk about it anymore.
382
00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,770
That's what I was trying to say.
383
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,377
But, yeah... Okay.
384
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:31,985
Good job.
385
00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:41,953
- Miss Knope.
- Chief Konner.
386
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,288
What do you got?
387
00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:47,194
Well, we aren't really artists,
but we gave it a shot.
388
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,728
It's your basic dogs playing poker,
389
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:52,297
but,
with an everything's-on-fire theme.
390
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,115
This is my nephew over here.
391
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:59,095
And this is an attractive lady
with a hamburger for a head.
392
00:18:59,365 --> 00:19:00,930
Just some stuff we like.
393
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,308
Anyway, we had a lot of fun
putting it together.
394
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,019
Good luck!
396
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,023
- Go ahead.
- What?
397
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,016
The camel's way more fun.
398
00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:22,118
I want my team back.
399
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,661
And my team made this
400
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,693
hot, crazy camel mess.
401
00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,166
So this is what we're gonna submit,
402
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,751
even if it means we lose.
403
00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:32,837
God, I hope we win.
But we're definitely gonna lose.
404
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:33,971
Probably.
406
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,482
And Ann!
How Ann gets it done!
407
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,471
Let's go!
408
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,603
What are the shapes?
409
00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:51,282
The shapes are awesome,
is what they are.
410
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,649
You can't handle it.
411
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,942
No, I like them.
412
00:19:54,678 --> 00:19:55,568
Forgive me.
413
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:57,320
Is that Michael Jackson?
414
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,866
- The pride of Indiana.
- That's right. So it's relevant.
415
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,201
Who is he carrying?
416
00:20:03,523 --> 00:20:04,973
Jesus Greg Kinnear.
417
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,082
It looks like he's carrying Kinnear
into the burning building.
418
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:12,362
That's because he's moonwalking.
419
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,043
So he...
420
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,928
Should be goin' the other way.
421
00:20:17,472 --> 00:20:18,925
That did not occur to me.
422
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,597
- Sorry.
- So there you go.
423
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,315
The spirit of Pawnee.
424
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,017
We didn't win.
425
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:30,023
But neither did anyone else.
426
00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:33,231
They realized it was gonna cost
a ton of money, to hire a muralist.
427
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,649
So they're just gonna restore
the old one.
428
00:20:35,774 --> 00:20:38,924
They're changing the title
to the diversity express.
429
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,890
Look at that.
430
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:51,749
- It's not as good as the other one.
- I don't know what you mean by good?
431
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,032
Neither do i!
432
00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:54,657
Just do another one!
433
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,788
I have actual assignments
that I have to finish for art school.
434
00:20:57,913 --> 00:21:00,133
Shut up and do more art for me.
435
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,292
This one's racist.
436
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,613
It's beautiful.
437
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:11,256
I've looked at this
for five hours, now.
438
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,806
I like the green one
and the red circle right here.
439
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,373
I'm tearing up, man.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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