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- Can I run something by you?
- Sure. I love having things run by me.

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I feel like you're being sarcastic.

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No, no. I'm not.
I genuinely love it.

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Run it by me.
Go ahead. Go go.

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So I've been worried
that Ann maybe thinks

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that our relationship
isn't moving forward fast enough.

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And so I'm wondering
if maybe I should ask her

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if she would like to move in
with me.

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Good idea? Bad idea?
You tell me.

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I would say that some women
won't consider moving in with someone

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unless they think marriage
is in the future, which I know is...

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I intend to marry her.

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For realskies?

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I'm not really quite sure
how I feel.

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It's a little weird.
I'm happy for them. They're my friends.

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I'm nauseous.

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If I could just sum it up
in one word, it would be...

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- Feygnasse Team -

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.:: La Fabrique ::.

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Episode 221
<i>94 Meetings</i>

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mpm - lestat

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Parks and rec.

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Confirming what?

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That's not possible.

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Why are there six people outside
who say they're waiting to meet with me?

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So you know how you love me
because you haven't had

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a single meeting with anyone
since I became your assistant?

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That's because
every time someone calls

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and requests a meeting with you,

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I always schedule it for march 31st.

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- Why?
- I didn't think march 31st existed.

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30 days has September,
April, March, and November.

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June and November.

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Today is March 31st.

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I know.

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So then how many meetings
do I have today?

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93.

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- You know what to do.
- Right.

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To me, this situation
is a blood-soaked,

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nightmarish hellscape.

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However, to Leslie Knope...

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How fun.

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Why don't you take as many as you can
and I'll cover the rest?

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I have an idea.

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Why don't I try to rustle up
seven more meetings

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'cause I think it would be cooler
if there were an even 100.

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Why don't we stick to these 93
and see how it goes.

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This is the perfect distraction.

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So I have everything I need.

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I have a fresh cup of coffee,
comfy, fur-lined boots.

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I'll need them later.

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Yeah, no problem. They're actually
a little narrow for me.

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Leslie, here's a guy.

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Hi, I'm Leslie Knope,
deputy director.

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Bill Haggardy,
Pawnee historical society.

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I'm supposed to be meeting
with Ron Swanson.

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I understand that. He's tied up.

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I've been trying
to meet with him three months

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and now he's not available.

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It's probably too late now,
but some rich woman, Jessica Wicks,

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has rented out Turnbill mansion
for a party

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and she's making alterations.

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"Alterations"?

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Turnbill mansion is one of the most
beloved historical sites in Pawnee.

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In 1867, the progressive
reverend Turnbill

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officiated a wedding
between a white woman

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and a Wamapoke Indian chief.

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The secret ceremony
was beautiful and romantic.

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But then word got out
and the reception was a bloodbath.

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Fortunately,
there were two survivors.

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Unfortunately,
they were both horses.

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Hold up. Former beauty queen
Jessica Wicks?

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Tom Haverford. I'm gonna
be running point on this, Bill.

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- Why didn't you try to stop her?
- Her husband is Nick Newport, Sr.

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From Sweetums. Everyone in this town
is afraid to say no to him.

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Everybody just relax.

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What are the alterations?

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Drilling holes. Painting.
Removing wainscoting.

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She's tearing down the gazebo.

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What? She's what?
No, she's not.

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Okay, Tom, go get the car.

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- Don't throw things at me.
- These are tight.

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I'll devise an action plan

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to help us coordinate better.

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Will you? Great.
Thanks for coming in.

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- Who's next?
- Tom, I'll meet you at the car.

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Where are you going?
We have 91 more meetings.

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Sorry.
As much as I would like to go

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for the all-time, city hall
single day meetings record,

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there is an emergency.

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Someone is trying to alter a gazebo.

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Sorry I can't hang out.
I have an emergency.

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I'm actually here to see Mark.

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Right. Thanks for the coffee.

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- That's also for Mark.
- I really need it though.

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But next time more sugar.
Okay, thanks. Bye!

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I postpone the rest?

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Or I could set myself on fire
and create a diversion.

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I'm gonna do all of these today.

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Round up whoever's free.

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I'm gonna need more Ron Swansons.

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Look at that.
It's gorgeous.

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What kind of monster
would want to change this?

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Pre-zit.

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Do you have any brown concealer
by any chance?

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I need to look good for Jessica.

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They may be rich,
but they can't just destroy history.

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- Let's go.
- Right behind you.

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I just need to spend a minute
on my cologne cloud.

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- What is that?
- Attack by Dennis Feinstein.

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When you want to attack the senses
of the lady you want to bed.

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Door! Door! Door! Door!

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Close it.

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So basically,
we're completely swamped.

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All hands on deck.

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I don't even work here.

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Don't care. I need anyone
with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.

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Do you need help with anything?

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No. We're good. Thanks.
In fact, you can head home early.

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Right now the four of us
are gonna divvy up all these meetings.

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Make 'em feel
like they've been heard.

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- Understood?
- Yes, sir.

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Bert Macklin, FBI, on the case.

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April, you take Leslie's office.

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Andy, the conference room.

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Ann, take your meetings
in the courtyard.

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Just sit there
and don't ruin the city.

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Dismissed.

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What are you doing?

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Can I get a badge?

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Brought you coffee.
Help you get through the day.

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Thanks, dude.

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No problem, lady.

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- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

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April is the best.

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But she's 20.

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When April was born,
I was already in 3rd grade.

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So if we were friends back then,
I'd have been hanging out with a baby.

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I don't know anything
about infant care.

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My God, I could've killed her.

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Mr. Newport, sr.

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I've just been informed
that you plan on altering this mansion.

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And as a member
of the parks department,

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as a Pawneean, and an American,

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I ask you to refrain
from harming this historic structure.

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What?

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- I'll take care of this, love nut.
- Biscuit.

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I'm Jessica Wicks.
Miss Pawnee 1994.

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We've met before. We were both judges
at the pageant last year.

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Leslie Knorp.
Of course. How are you?

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Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo.

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Are you aging in reverse
'cause you look barely legal?

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If you're not the most
charming man in Indiana.

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And this must be
the luckiest man in Indiana.

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Sir, it is an honor to meet you.

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Come here, you.

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Tell me straight.

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Are you a Chinese?

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I'm one of the Indian people.

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That floppy old bag of money
is gonna be dead in, like, a month.

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And who's gonna comfort Jessica
and her millions of dollars?

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Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger,
but I'm a gold digger digger.

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So how did you and Mr. Newport meet?

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Well, I was doing a ribbon
cutting at the hospital.

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And he was there
because his blood doesn't work.

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And we started talking.

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And then I realized who he was.

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Oh, my gosh.
It was love at first sight.

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That sounds so romantic.

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I know you've rented out this house
for a party,

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but it's on the historical register
so we can't allow any changes.

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I'm so sorry.

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It's a little late for that,
sweetheart.

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I told them
what I was doing months ago.

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Where I come from there's a saying

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- "what's done is done".
- That's a saying everywhere.

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I've never heard it
it's a great saying.

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Maybe we can limit the damage.
How much have you done?

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You painted this?

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Miami teal
is Nicky's favorite color.

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We also replaced
some of the sconces,

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got rid of the furniture,
painted these floors black.

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These were
the original hardwood floors.

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They were all scratched up.
I did you a favor.

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I'll show you
what we did in the sitting room.

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After you.
I'd hate to miss the view.

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You little devil. I should just pay you
to follow me around.

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If that's a job offer, I accept.

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Why did you have to drill holes
in the wall?

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To hang my birthday present
to Nicky.

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My heavens.

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Isn't there a way that you...
Oh, my.

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History is important.

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You can't go around
changing everything all the time

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or else next thing you know
they'll be painting the White House...

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Not white.

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I'm so angry,
I can't think of another color.

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Green.

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So your department banned me
from attending games

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just because I yell
"you suck" at the players.

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According to the complaint,
you yelled it at five-year-old girls.

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Who suck!

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Why is that so hard to understand?

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I thought I was having
this meeting with Ron Swanson.

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I'm afraid that Ron Swanson's
currently dead.

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I'm his daughter.
April Swanson.

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And it's his last wish
that I have this meeting with you.

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I represent the ultimate
Frisbee league.

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Pawnee has an ultimate league?

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Yes, and we keep running
into conflicts...

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00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,100
You won me over.

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00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,477
I will join your team.

213
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,687
I'm sorry, what we need...

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00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,015
When does practice start?
You provide the jerseys?

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00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,750
What color are the jerseys by the way?
What's our team name?

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00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,168
Are we "the lightning"?

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00:10:13,449 --> 00:10:16,457
Now, I have to tell you, I don't work
in the parks department.

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00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,382
- I'm a nurse.
- Seriously?

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00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:22,663
That's great news.
I have the weirdest thing on my arm.

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00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,207
Can you see?

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00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:27,626
Every time.

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00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:31,070
Well, thank God you haven't
torn down the gazebo yet.

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00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:32,358
Don't remind me.

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00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,152
The demolition people couldn't
get here until this afternoon.

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00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:37,594
I've had to look at that ugly thing
all day long.

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00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,153
Ugly thing?

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00:10:40,108 --> 00:10:42,975
Let me tell you a little something
about this ugly thing, ma'am.

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150 years ago, an interracial couple

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was married here
and slaughtered by their own families.

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It's one of the most beautiful stories
in Pawnee's history.

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- Why are you trying to destroy it?
- Don't tell me about Pawnee history.

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The Newports made this town.

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And tonight, we're gonna celebrate
my husband's 85th birthday

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without this mushy,
old, pile of rot.

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00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,106
Your husband's a mushy,
old, pile of rot.

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00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:08,123
You were a stick in the mud
when we judged that beauty pageant

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00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,432
you're being a stick in the mud now!

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00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,212
I am not a stick in the mud!

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00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:16,258
I just want to stop a party
from happening.

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00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,228
I have a gazebo update so ignore
all my previous voicemails and emails.

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00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:23,724
Leslie, I haven't relieved myself
in five hours.

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00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,499
So if you'll excuse me.

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00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:28,653
I'm sorry, but this can't wait.
Jessica Wicks refuses...

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00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:30,328
Leslie, what the?

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00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,584
Councilman Howser!
Nice to see you again.

246
00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:35,602
Not that I saw anything
other than your face.

247
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:38,078
And I would like to talk to you
about this gazebo thing.

248
00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:41,033
- You know, the p...
- Enough of this.

249
00:11:41,447 --> 00:11:43,827
Do whatever you want.
Alert the media. Call Fema.

250
00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:47,140
I don't care.
Do not bother me with this again.

251
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,496
- Miss Knope.
- Councilman Howser.

252
00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,151
I saw your penis.

253
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,966
There are eight swings
at ramsett park

254
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,228
and every single one of them
is broken.

255
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,095
Can you please just fix one of them?

256
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,408
Ron told me I can't
say yes to anything.

257
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,833
But it's such a reasonable request,

258
00:12:09,164 --> 00:12:10,395
I can't just say no.

259
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,840
So that's a "yes"?

260
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,407
Are you saying "yes"?
Just say out loud "yes" or "no".

261
00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:27,454
Yeah, they do look
a little bit swollen.

262
00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:29,783
Just follow the pen.

263
00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:32,334
Follow the pen t...

264
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,045
Does that hurt?

265
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,716
This ordinance can't go through.
Too much red tape.

266
00:12:40,316 --> 00:12:42,411
- This gridlock drives me nuts.
- Tell me about it.

267
00:12:42,536 --> 00:12:44,595
You're gonna have to make
an end run, you know?

268
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,431
Go right to the commissioner.

269
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,017
I hadn't thought of that.
That is a really great idea.

270
00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:50,738
I'm gonna do that.

271
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,480
Your last resort is probably
gonna be city council.

272
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:56,731
- Good luck there.
- Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

273
00:12:57,262 --> 00:12:58,985
I have no idea what I was saying.

274
00:12:59,268 --> 00:13:00,112
I ask you,

275
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,406
is this too revealing
for a public pool?

276
00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:05,033
Kindly get your groin off my desk.

277
00:13:05,329 --> 00:13:07,202
So my body makes you
uncomfortable too?

278
00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:13,415
I'm kind of freaking out
about this historical mansion thing.

279
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,128
- Can I talk to you?
- I'm headed right out the door.

280
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,630
You're going on a date with Ann?

281
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,757
I was gonna surprise her.
Take her to restaurant.

282
00:13:20,975 --> 00:13:23,225
- Don't worry. Have a good time.
- You sure?

283
00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:26,529
- How we doing?
- Pretty good.

284
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:29,854
I may have promised
a new aquatic center to somebody.

285
00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:31,894
Is that a problem?

286
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,521
I diagnosed two melanomas.
They're both benign.

287
00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,731
- How many more meetings?
- 20.

288
00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:40,152
April was supposed to be the moat

289
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,988
that kept the citizen barbarians

290
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,508
away from Swanson castle.

291
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:48,061
Instead, she blew up the castle
and stabbed me in the face.

292
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,246
I hired you to do one thing.

293
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,291
Just one.

294
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,625
I don't care that you text all day

295
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,503
and sleep at your desk.
In fact, I encourage it.

296
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,603
But only because you were doing
that one thing...

297
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,217
Keeping this crap off my desk!

298
00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:08,627
Give me five minutes
before the next one.

299
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,512
That guy is scary when he's angry.

300
00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:18,037
Yeah, God, I know.

301
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:19,816
Hey, sorry, dude.

302
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,549
I don't need your sympathy.

303
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:23,612
Or yours.

304
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,166
I wasn't offering my sympathy.

305
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,789
- Thank you for meeting me here.
- Sure. What's up?

306
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,206
- I need you to get this word for word.
- It's a tape recorder so it will.

307
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:37,852
Gazebo?
More like "ga-zoinks-bo".

308
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,571
She may be a former beauty queen,

309
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:42,172
but today she's the king
of destroying history.

310
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,000
Could you talk normally?

311
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,866
Okay, fine.
Ga-zoinks-bo.

312
00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:49,458
Jessica Wicks is throwing a party
for her husband, Nick Newport, sr.,

313
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:52,557
- at the Turnbill mansion tonight.
- I'm gonna stop you right there.

314
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,852
Nick Newport, Sr.
Is the former CEO of Sweetums.

315
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,883
So?

316
00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:59,131
Sweetums owns the Pawnee journal.

317
00:14:59,256 --> 00:15:00,706
Crap on the cob.

318
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,235
I will take it into consideration.

319
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,877
Thank God!

320
00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:08,532
- That was it, right?
- No, there's one more.

321
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,658
Damn it to hell!

322
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,786
It's with me. And it's right now.
And it's about me quitting.

323
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,857
I quit.

324
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:19,448
I have no other choice.

325
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:22,826
This is the only rational way
I know to prevent this tragedy.

326
00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:25,757
Here they come.
Throw away the key!

327
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,897
- Seriously?
- Yes, throw it!

328
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,390
- Out of the way!
- Sir, sorry, but you're a little late.

329
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,684
You're gonna have to turn around
'cause you're not getting in here.

330
00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,522
My God. Tom, stop him!
Jump in front of it!

331
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,501
Sacrifice your tiny body!

332
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,369
I really thought that gate
would open in the middle.

333
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,243
The gazebo has been destroyed.

334
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:57,968
And the thing that bothers me
the most...

335
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:01,418
- Cut it out, Tom.
- It never gets old!

336
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:05,101
Ann and Mark are coming!

337
00:16:05,226 --> 00:16:07,401
Guys, not so close.
You're gonna...

338
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:09,276
Don't go past the sensor!

339
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:12,137
Sensor.

340
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:15,348
- Sorry if I ruined your evening.
- It's totally fine.

341
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,558
I chained myself.

342
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,268
- I can see that.
- Are you okay?

343
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,336
Nothing's bruised but my ego

344
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:23,356
and my arm a little
from the mechanized gate.

345
00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:25,915
Thanks again for letting me
take those meetings.

346
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,070
I've never really had a meeting before.
They're awesome.

347
00:16:29,318 --> 00:16:31,424
- You're welcome.
- Have you seen April around?

348
00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:33,119
She comes by at the end of the day.

349
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:34,902
You might want to check her house.

350
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,036
She quit on me.

351
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,662
What? Why?

352
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,669
She screwed up my entire life today.

353
00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:43,501
That was one mistake.
She's perfect for you.

354
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:47,088
There's no one in the world
who's gonna do a better job for you.

355
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,780
Either you hire her back or I quit.

356
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,637
- You don't work for me.
- And I never will, sir.

357
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,621
Good day.

358
00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:03,175
So what'd you guys
talk about at dinner?

359
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,357
Was it fun?
Any big decisions arrived at?

360
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:08,068
- It was fine.
- Do you need a ride home?

361
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:11,071
No, Tom's gonna take me.
You guys go on ahead.

362
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:12,867
I'm glad you're okay.
Call me.

363
00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:21,926
Well, hello there.
You must be Ron Swanson.

364
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,750
Welcome to castle Ludgate!

365
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:26,461
- Hello, Mr. Ludgate.
- Call me Larry.

366
00:17:26,722 --> 00:17:29,130
- Larry, who is it?
- It's zuzu's boss.

367
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,108
Rita Ludgate.

368
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:35,198
You have no idea
how nice it is to meet you.

369
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,515
Come in, for gosh sake.
What can I get you to drink?

370
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,340
Could you take
your shoes off, please?

371
00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:43,603
Thank you so much.

372
00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,107
Nothing to drink.
Thanks.

373
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,936
Is April around?

374
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,617
Zuzu, you have a guest!

375
00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:55,454
I'll fetch her.
She's probably on the internet again.

376
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,404
I'll come with you.

377
00:17:57,956 --> 00:17:59,669
You make yourself at home.

378
00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:06,584
You must be April's sister.

379
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,830
I'm Ron.

380
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,802
Nice to meet you.

381
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:19,013
No offense, but I think
the normal grieving time

382
00:18:19,138 --> 00:18:21,782
for gazebo destruction has passed.

383
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,770
Well, maybe that's not entirely
what I'm upset about.

384
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,858
Mark and Ann are gonna get married.

385
00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:31,171
Really?

386
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,239
Why does that bother you?
I should be the one that's upset.

387
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,357
It was supposed to be me and Ann,
or me and Jessica,

388
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,832
or Ann and Jessica with me watching.

389
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:45,698
Every time a couple gets married,
two single people die.

390
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,812
I'm about to lose two good friends.

391
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:49,794
Come on.

392
00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:53,514
They drove over here
and cut you down from a gate.

393
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:57,552
You don't have to worry about them
abandoning you once you get married.

394
00:18:57,889 --> 00:18:59,929
Yeah, I know that.
In my brain.

395
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:03,600
- Can we go?
- I just need to go do one more thing.

396
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,225
<i>Loving smiles</i>

397
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:13,777
<i>And smiling tears</i>

398
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,957
<i>The midnight of my heart</i>

399
00:19:18,732 --> 00:19:21,232
- <i>Is you</i>
- Okay, I'm sorry, everyone.

400
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,161
Excuse me. Excuse me.
But I need to say something.

401
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:26,771
Is that gate lady?

402
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,527
I know you're probably thinking

403
00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:31,023
"There's that crazy gate lady
from outside back again."

404
00:19:31,148 --> 00:19:33,774
And to some extent, you're right.
I am the gate lady.

405
00:19:33,899 --> 00:19:36,674
But the only thing I'm crazy about
is leaving the past behind.

406
00:19:37,036 --> 00:19:40,621
So I would like to apologize
and raise a glass

407
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:44,974
to change, and forgiveness,
and the future,

408
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,352
and Ann and Mark, and happiness,

409
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,070
and Nick Newport, Sr.

410
00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:52,440
May all your future gazebos
live long and prosper.

411
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,140
Please leave.

412
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,606
Is it weird if I ask
to take a piece of cake with me?

413
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:58,981
- I won't.
- Go.

414
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:02,203
Why are you here?

415
00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:04,806
Come back to work.

416
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,788
Come back.

417
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:10,458
I want you to come back.

418
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,897
Well, I don't want to come back.

419
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:16,130
- The end.
- I was talking to Andy about you.

420
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,884
And he made me realize
that I need you back at work.

421
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,220
- What did he say?
- Don't recall.

422
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,597
- Fine. I'll come back.
- Good.

423
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,867
I'm leaving.

424
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:30,350
Bye, Zuzu.

425
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,856
Bye, Duke Silver.

426
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,392
My mom has all your albums.

427
00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:41,489
I recognized you the day we met.

428
00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:43,616
Have you told anyone?

429
00:20:45,487 --> 00:20:46,487
Good girl.

430
00:20:49,964 --> 00:20:50,964
Excuse me.

431
00:20:51,212 --> 00:20:53,209
I had a meeting
with Ron Swanson yesterday,

432
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,640
- but I have a little car trouble.
- Sorry, he's busy right now.

433
00:20:57,477 --> 00:20:59,424
- Well, can I reschedule?
- Sure.

434
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:02,626
How about June 50th?

435
00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:06,812
Do you think you could
come back today at 2:65?

436
00:21:06,937 --> 00:21:09,350
- He's available then.
- What is going on?

437
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,461
The only other day he has open
is march-tember one-teenth.

438
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:13,996
Does that work, sir?

439
00:21:19,058 --> 00:21:20,399
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