1 00:00:00,403 --> 00:00:02,070 Support for Pawnee Community Radio 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,870 comes from the Wendell G. and Muriel Fathwright Korbleman Foundation, 3 00:00:05,903 --> 00:00:07,270 and Sweetums Cares, 4 00:00:07,303 --> 00:00:10,770 a nonprofit group that puts umbrella hats on homeless people 5 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,500 when it rains. 6 00:00:13,445 --> 00:00:16,400 Welcome to Thoughts for your thoughts 7 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:19,810 I'm Derry Murbles filling in for David Parker, 8 00:00:20,005 --> 00:00:24,410 who took off for eight months to study the migration patterns 9 00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:26,270 of our nation's squirrels. 10 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:28,673 We have not seen him since. 11 00:00:28,707 --> 00:00:31,609 My guest today is author Leslie Knope. 12 00:00:31,643 --> 00:00:32,877 The book: 13 00:00:32,911 --> 00:00:36,297 Pawnee: The greatest town in America. 14 00:00:36,331 --> 00:00:37,382 I wrote a book. 15 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,801 The first historical guide to Pawnee. 16 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:41,586 I wrote it as a reference for myself, 17 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,954 but then, my campaign advisor said 18 00:00:42,988 --> 00:00:44,989 we should make it a big, wide release. 19 00:00:45,024 --> 00:00:46,290 So we had people contribute, 20 00:00:46,308 --> 00:00:47,392 we added pictures, 21 00:00:47,426 --> 00:00:48,926 and we removed a lot of my poems 22 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,762 and emotional ramblings and pictures of unicorns, 23 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,430 and here it is! 24 00:00:52,464 --> 00:00:55,099 Leslie, could one say that 25 00:00:55,133 --> 00:01:00,471 a book is nothing more than a painting of words, 26 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:02,940 which are the notes on the tapestry 27 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:06,477 of the greatest film ever sculpted? 28 00:01:06,495 --> 00:01:10,882 One could say that. 29 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,350 But should one? 30 00:01:12,384 --> 00:01:14,218 Join us next week when David Bianculli 31 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:17,388 will be filling in for Richard Chang-Jefferson, 32 00:01:17,423 --> 00:01:19,190 who will be filling in for me. 33 00:01:19,224 --> 00:01:22,009 Leslie, would you like to take us out? 34 00:01:22,044 --> 00:01:23,795 Okay. 35 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:25,196 "Please enjoy a song 36 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:28,800 "from the lesbian Afro-Norwegian Funk duo, 37 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:31,002 Nefertiti's Fjord." 38 00:01:31,036 --> 00:01:34,004 [Eccentric pop music] 39 00:01:34,022 --> 00:01:35,773 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:35,808 --> 00:01:37,975 Oh, wow. They are terrible. 41 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,528 Oh, yes. Th-they're quite awful. 44 00:01:47,186 --> 00:01:48,786 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:49,186 --> 00:01:59,786 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 46 00:02:04,369 --> 00:02:06,704 Usually, I only read nautical novels 47 00:02:06,722 --> 00:02:09,206 and my own personal manifestos, 48 00:02:09,224 --> 00:02:10,208 but I'm proud to make this exception. 49 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:11,425 Thank you, Ron. 50 00:02:11,477 --> 00:02:13,711 I expect all of you to buy additional copies. 51 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:15,897 But I wanted the first one that you owned 52 00:02:15,931 --> 00:02:18,349 to be delivered and signed by me. 53 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:20,918 God, this goes on for, like, seven pages! 54 00:02:20,953 --> 00:02:22,403 I started thinking about you as a woman, 55 00:02:22,437 --> 00:02:24,355 and as a person, and I got carried away. 56 00:02:24,389 --> 00:02:27,391 Okay, mine just says, "Get well soon." 57 00:02:27,409 --> 00:02:28,693 Aren't you sick? 58 00:02:28,727 --> 00:02:30,561 No. 59 00:02:30,579 --> 00:02:32,113 Something's off. 60 00:02:32,164 --> 00:02:34,448 Leslie, I loved your book. 61 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,616 - I read it cover to cover. - Wow. 62 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,268 I just gave it to you an hour ago. 63 00:02:37,302 --> 00:02:38,419 I'm a speed reader. 64 00:02:38,453 --> 00:02:40,304 I can read over 3,000 words a minute 65 00:02:40,339 --> 00:02:41,672 with total comprehension. 66 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:44,375 One time, I read all of Siddhartha at a traffic stop. 67 00:02:44,409 --> 00:02:46,093 [Scatting] 68 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:49,013 Pawnee's most notorious businessman in the building. 69 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:50,648 I brought some Entertainment 720 pillowcases 70 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:51,682 for your pillow. 71 00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:55,102 "Never stop dreaming." Tom Haverford. 72 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:57,471 "I never do." Chris Traeger. 73 00:02:57,523 --> 00:02:59,724 Respect. Game recognize game. 74 00:02:59,758 --> 00:03:01,893 Tom, I have Pawnee Today in an hour. 75 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:04,061 Was my book selected for Joan's cook club? 76 00:03:04,095 --> 00:03:06,297 Joan Callamezzo has a book club? 77 00:03:06,331 --> 00:03:08,098 Joan Callamezzo started 78 00:03:08,116 --> 00:03:10,401 a book club four years ago. 79 00:03:10,435 --> 00:03:12,503 And now she is the literary tastemaker in the town. 80 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:14,505 The Time Traveler's Optometrist, 81 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,774 by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster. 82 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:19,677 A heartwarming story about a caveman eye doctor 83 00:03:19,711 --> 00:03:21,746 who travels to present-day Cincinnati 84 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,015 and can see everything but love. 85 00:03:24,049 --> 00:03:25,449 Unreadable. 86 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:27,585 Then Joan slaps her sticker on it, 87 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:30,354 best seller, four years in a row. 88 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:31,956 You told me you could get me that sticker. 89 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,474 - Did you get it? - I'm trying, Leslie. 90 00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:34,809 But Joan got an anonymous tip 91 00:03:34,843 --> 00:03:36,527 that there's a factual inaccuracy 92 00:03:36,562 --> 00:03:37,595 in your book. 93 00:03:37,629 --> 00:03:39,513 [Chuckles] That's impossible. 94 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:41,682 I checked every detail with the historical society. 95 00:03:41,733 --> 00:03:42,817 Did she say what it was? 96 00:03:42,851 --> 00:03:44,134 She won't tell me. 97 00:03:44,152 --> 00:03:46,153 I think she wants one of her big "gotcha" moments. 98 00:03:46,188 --> 00:03:49,824 Well, she's not gonna getch me. 99 00:03:49,858 --> 00:03:51,442 I found no inaccuracies. 100 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:53,511 Joan Callamezzo claims there is a mistake in my book, 101 00:03:53,545 --> 00:03:54,912 which there is not, 102 00:03:54,947 --> 00:03:55,980 and so now, she's tryin' to get me 103 00:03:55,998 --> 00:03:57,198 on a tiny technicality. 104 00:03:57,249 --> 00:03:58,416 So just in case there is a mistake, 105 00:03:58,450 --> 00:03:59,483 which there is not, 106 00:03:59,501 --> 00:04:00,885 I need all of you fact-checking 107 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:02,353 every single detail. 108 00:04:02,387 --> 00:04:04,171 Jerry, I need you to hit the road 109 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:05,990 and re-interview everyone who lives out of town. 110 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:07,041 On it, boss. 111 00:04:07,092 --> 00:04:08,326 The rest of you, call me 112 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,510 as soon as you find the mistake 113 00:04:09,544 --> 00:04:12,897 that does not exist. 114 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:14,131 Do you think there's actually a mistake in here? 115 00:04:14,165 --> 00:04:15,332 I doubt it. 116 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:16,867 If there's one thing Leslie's not, 117 00:04:16,902 --> 00:04:17,868 it's sloppy. 118 00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:20,471 She's also not brief. 119 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:22,556 This is gonna take forever. 120 00:04:22,608 --> 00:04:23,674 It's just us, I hope. 121 00:04:23,692 --> 00:04:24,842 I wish. 122 00:04:24,876 --> 00:04:26,227 Hey, guys! 123 00:04:26,278 --> 00:04:27,645 Ready to do some fact-checkin'? 124 00:04:27,679 --> 00:04:28,646 [Sighs] 125 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,016 Here we go. Helping Leslie. 126 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:35,202 Okey-doke. 127 00:04:38,223 --> 00:04:39,690 Hi. Joan Callamezzo. 128 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:40,691 Oh, yeah. Hi. Ben Wyatt. 129 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:41,692 W-we've met. 130 00:04:41,727 --> 00:04:42,994 I don't think so. 131 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:45,529 Yeah, I was on your show. 132 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,965 Nope. [Chuckles] 133 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,035 ♪ I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl ♪ 134 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:52,920 ♪ without bein' disrespectful ♪ [Laughs] 135 00:04:53,471 --> 00:04:54,371 Getting the book 136 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:56,390 into Joan's book club will really help Leslie. 137 00:04:56,425 --> 00:04:58,843 But it'll also help my company, Entertainment 720. 138 00:04:58,877 --> 00:05:00,210 At the risk of bragging, 139 00:05:00,228 --> 00:05:01,595 one of the things I'm best at 140 00:05:01,647 --> 00:05:03,080 is riding coattails. 141 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:04,682 Behind every successful man... 142 00:05:04,716 --> 00:05:07,118 Is me, smiling and taking partial credit. 143 00:05:07,152 --> 00:05:08,552 Now, about Leslie's book. 144 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:10,237 Am I gonna be happy? 145 00:05:10,272 --> 00:05:12,857 We'll see, won't we? Ooh! 146 00:05:12,891 --> 00:05:13,891 [Chuckles] 147 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:16,393 [Giggles] 148 00:05:16,411 --> 00:05:18,963 Wow, you guys are really cute together. 149 00:05:18,997 --> 00:05:21,732 Ben, I'm cute together with everybody. 150 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,418 Anyone find any mistakes? 151 00:05:24,453 --> 00:05:25,503 Yeah, actually. 152 00:05:25,537 --> 00:05:28,789 In here, it says that Pawnee is great. 153 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,741 But in reality, it's terrible. 154 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,410 Let Tom know we haven't found anything. 155 00:05:33,428 --> 00:05:35,129 Hey, I'm thinking about getting a new phone. 156 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,297 Do you guys like your phones? 157 00:05:36,348 --> 00:05:38,301 I've never used a phone in my life. 158 00:05:40,352 --> 00:05:41,886 What about you, Ron? Do you like your phone? 159 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,888 [Grunts] 160 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:45,890 Here's my goal. 161 00:05:45,924 --> 00:05:46,924 I'm gonna get these two people 162 00:05:46,942 --> 00:05:48,776 that I've known for a long time 163 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:51,595 to talk to me for five minutes. 164 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:52,596 Who am I kidding? 165 00:05:52,614 --> 00:05:53,931 One minute. 166 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:56,067 One minute would be amazing. 167 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:57,401 So, Leslie. 168 00:05:57,436 --> 00:05:59,270 You're a real native of Pawnee, aren't you? 169 00:05:59,304 --> 00:06:02,006 Yes, I was born and raised here, Joan. 170 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,374 And I love the town so much, 171 00:06:03,408 --> 00:06:04,809 I literally wrote the book on it. 172 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:06,777 I have it right here. 173 00:06:06,795 --> 00:06:09,246 And also, in this hand, right here, 174 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,798 I have a sticker. 175 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:12,449 Which, when applied, legally determines 176 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:14,752 the newest selection of Joan's book club. 177 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:18,589 - [Chuckles] - Uh...Oh...Whoa! 178 00:06:18,623 --> 00:06:20,124 Where-- over here? 179 00:06:20,142 --> 00:06:21,509 Back here? [Chuckles] 180 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,827 - Where is it now? - Come on, stick it. 181 00:06:22,861 --> 00:06:25,980 Ooh. Oh, hang on-- 182 00:06:26,014 --> 00:06:27,014 Stick the sticker. Stick the st-- 183 00:06:27,065 --> 00:06:28,866 No, no, no. Not so fast. 184 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,318 We received a tip that you, 185 00:06:31,353 --> 00:06:33,437 Leslie "born and raised" Knope, 186 00:06:33,471 --> 00:06:36,173 were not born in Pawnee. 187 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,275 What? 188 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,477 Gotcha! 189 00:06:39,511 --> 00:06:41,178 And because you lied about it, 190 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:43,481 we cannot make this a book club selection. 191 00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:45,049 I was born in Pawnee. 192 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,167 I'd stake my reputation on it. 193 00:06:46,201 --> 00:06:47,218 I have to tell you, 194 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:49,320 this feels like gotcha journalism. 195 00:06:49,354 --> 00:06:50,521 In what way? 196 00:06:50,555 --> 00:06:52,857 That way. You put "gotcha" on my face. 197 00:06:52,891 --> 00:06:54,091 After the break: 198 00:06:54,126 --> 00:06:55,559 Where was Leslie Knope actually born? 199 00:06:55,594 --> 00:06:56,560 Pawnee! 200 00:06:56,595 --> 00:06:58,462 We will pull out the world map 201 00:06:58,496 --> 00:07:00,798 and speculate wildly. 202 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:02,400 ♪ Joan gotcha ♪ 203 00:07:02,434 --> 00:07:04,502 Oh, God. Not the gotcha dancers. 204 00:07:05,036 --> 00:07:06,303 ♪ betcha thought you'd ♪ 205 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,005 ♪ get away witcha ♪ 206 00:07:08,023 --> 00:07:10,841 ♪ butcha got caught, didn't ya? ♪ 207 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:12,109 ♪ Joan gotcha ♪. 208 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:14,809 Tnat was despicable! 209 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,498 I am horrified at her tactics. 210 00:07:16,549 --> 00:07:17,832 That said, the show was pretty lively. 211 00:07:17,883 --> 00:07:18,850 [Chuckles] 212 00:07:18,884 --> 00:07:20,585 ♪ Joan gotcha! ♪ 213 00:07:20,619 --> 00:07:21,987 Chris and Tom: ♪ don't it hurtcha? ♪ 214 00:07:22,021 --> 00:07:22,988 It's very catchy. 215 00:07:23,022 --> 00:07:23,989 Okay, Ben, Tom, 216 00:07:24,023 --> 00:07:26,224 you stay here, stay on Joan. Get that sticker. 217 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:27,926 Chris, Andy, we're gonna stay on schedule, 218 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,127 and we're gonna do some damage control. 219 00:07:29,145 --> 00:07:30,294 All right. Everybody move! 220 00:07:30,312 --> 00:07:31,596 Move, move, move! 221 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:33,431 This entire event is under federal jurisdiction. 222 00:07:33,465 --> 00:07:34,632 Unless he's in trouble, 223 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:35,850 there's only one man for the job. 224 00:07:35,901 --> 00:07:39,487 Bert Macklin, FBI. 225 00:07:40,022 --> 00:07:42,106 You thought I was dead? [Chuckles] 226 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,877 So did the president's enemies. 227 00:07:45,911 --> 00:07:47,912 Call if you need us. 228 00:07:47,946 --> 00:07:49,847 Okay. 229 00:07:49,882 --> 00:07:51,849 All right, so we don't have to fact-check anymore. 230 00:07:51,884 --> 00:07:55,169 But Leslie wants us to be on ready-alert one 231 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,671 just in case something comes up. 232 00:07:56,705 --> 00:08:01,292 Now I can get some real work done. 233 00:08:01,326 --> 00:08:04,328 You know, I think I'm just gonna hang out here 234 00:08:04,346 --> 00:08:05,329 with you guys, if that's cool. 235 00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:06,998 It's not. 236 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:08,499 Great. 237 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,301 I could leave. I could. 238 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:12,019 But I'm not going to. 239 00:08:12,054 --> 00:08:13,938 I will get my one minute 240 00:08:13,972 --> 00:08:16,057 of small talk, damn it. 241 00:08:16,108 --> 00:08:17,608 And it will be casual, 242 00:08:17,643 --> 00:08:20,027 and it will be amicable! 243 00:08:20,062 --> 00:08:21,679 Did Leslie leave? 244 00:08:21,697 --> 00:08:24,065 We wanted her to sign the gotcha wall. 245 00:08:24,116 --> 00:08:25,850 [Laughs] Joanie. 246 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,034 Come on, now. What was that? 247 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:28,519 I thought we were gonna get that sticker. 248 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:29,704 Sorry, Tom. 249 00:08:29,738 --> 00:08:31,188 But I am, first and foremost, 250 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,857 a journalist. 251 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:34,292 Let us take you to lunch. 252 00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:36,193 Okay? We'll talk about the book. 253 00:08:36,228 --> 00:08:38,195 And... Whatever else may come up. 254 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:41,265 Let me go change into something more tantalizing. 255 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,167 All right? [Giggles] 256 00:08:43,201 --> 00:08:46,170 So, what? We're taking her to lunch now? 257 00:08:46,204 --> 00:08:48,773 Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. 258 00:08:48,807 --> 00:08:49,907 You're the one that told me 259 00:08:49,942 --> 00:08:52,243 "businesses" need "clients" to get "money." 260 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:54,378 I was the first one to tell you that? 261 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:55,947 Don't worry. This is in the bag. 262 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:57,548 Joan's a married woman. 263 00:08:57,566 --> 00:08:59,684 She wants what she can't have. 264 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:02,720 It's a game of cat and mouse. 265 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:14,198 Thank you all for coming. 266 00:09:14,232 --> 00:09:17,201 Our journey begins on page one, the preface. 267 00:09:17,235 --> 00:09:18,536 [Clears throat] 268 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:20,070 Oh, boy. Yes? 269 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:22,273 I think I speak on behalf of everyone 270 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:24,241 in the entire world when I say... 271 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,111 We need to know the truth about where you were born. 272 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:29,246 - Okay. Well-- - Leslie? 273 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,582 Let me handle this. 274 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,583 Does it really matter? 275 00:09:32,601 --> 00:09:34,101 I mean, how many of you 276 00:09:34,136 --> 00:09:37,822 were actually born in Pawnee? 277 00:09:37,856 --> 00:09:39,357 Sure enough. 278 00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:40,891 No matter what you heard, ma'am, 279 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:42,610 the truth is, I was born here. 280 00:09:42,644 --> 00:09:44,278 If you were so born here, 281 00:09:44,313 --> 00:09:46,397 then where's your birth certificate? 282 00:09:46,431 --> 00:09:48,449 Well, I don't carry my birth certificate around 283 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,768 - with me-- - Why? 284 00:09:50,802 --> 00:09:52,453 Because you're hiding something? 285 00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:54,105 You should go back where you came from. 286 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:55,990 I am back from where I came from! 287 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:58,075 That sentence was confusing! 288 00:09:58,109 --> 00:09:59,460 You might as well be from China! Tell us! 289 00:09:59,494 --> 00:10:01,045 - That's ridiculous! - Is it? 290 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:02,163 I'm from here! 291 00:10:02,214 --> 00:10:03,614 This crowd getting very hostile, Ms. Knope. 292 00:10:03,632 --> 00:10:04,615 I'm gonna get you outta here. 293 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:05,850 - Oh, my God. - Back off! 294 00:10:05,884 --> 00:10:06,917 Okay, okay. [lndistinct yelling] 295 00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:08,586 Thank you. Go, go, go! 296 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,755 When I was 18, 297 00:10:10,789 --> 00:10:13,624 Val Kilmer saw me at a mall 298 00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:15,593 and told me I should model. 299 00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:16,594 - [Gasps] - [Chuckles] 300 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:19,013 That never happened. 301 00:10:19,064 --> 00:10:21,032 So, Joan, how is married life treating you? 302 00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:23,000 Your husband still know he's the luckiest man in the world? 303 00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:24,969 Santino and I are divorcing. 304 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,070 Oh. 305 00:10:26,104 --> 00:10:27,772 It's actually quite liberating. 306 00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:31,308 I'm a woman with a strong sexual appetite. 307 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,744 I'm like a caged peacock, 308 00:10:33,779 --> 00:10:36,497 yearning for the wind on her haunches. 309 00:10:36,531 --> 00:10:39,016 That's a powerful metaphor. 310 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:41,786 Maybe we can get that book club sticker in order, 311 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:44,205 and we can work on unlockin' that peacock cage. 312 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,373 Things have changed, Tom. 313 00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:48,859 Don't make any promises you can't keep. 314 00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:50,160 I'll have another drink, 315 00:10:50,178 --> 00:10:54,715 and so will this adorable hunk of caramel to my right. 316 00:10:54,766 --> 00:10:55,850 Drink up, Tom. 317 00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:57,635 I'm gonna go powder my nose... 318 00:10:57,669 --> 00:11:00,104 Amongst other things. [Chuckles] 319 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:05,693 If you know what I mean. [Giggles] 320 00:11:05,727 --> 00:11:06,727 Crap. 321 00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:09,513 Is she gonna powder her vagina? 322 00:11:09,548 --> 00:11:11,014 - You gotta help me, man. - Why? 323 00:11:11,032 --> 00:11:13,317 Seems to be going the usual amount of gross. 324 00:11:13,351 --> 00:11:14,485 No, this is way different. 325 00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:15,519 She's not married anymore. 326 00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:16,520 She had, like, five bottles of alcohol, 327 00:11:16,555 --> 00:11:17,988 she's callin' me "caramel." 328 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,623 You've gotta throw some cold water on this situation. 329 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:20,991 Start talkin' about nerd stuff. 330 00:11:21,025 --> 00:11:22,860 You know, nerd culture is mainstream now. 331 00:11:22,878 --> 00:11:24,128 So when you use the word 332 00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:25,696 "nerd" derogatorily, 333 00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:27,331 means you'the one that's out of the zeitgeist. 334 00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:29,133 Yes, that's perfect. Just like that. 335 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,401 Be incredibly boring. 336 00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:33,203 Well, I've made a little progress. 337 00:11:33,221 --> 00:11:35,673 I'm up to four seconds with April. 338 00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:36,674 Hey, April. 339 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,442 I was looking to get some new music, 340 00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:40,611 and I was wondering if you could recommend anything. 341 00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:41,879 The Internet. 342 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:42,980 I really like your haircut. 343 00:11:43,014 --> 00:11:44,982 - W-w-where'd you get it? - Prison. 344 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:45,983 How's your sister doin'? 345 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:47,384 She has the shingles. 346 00:11:47,419 --> 00:11:49,437 Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City? 347 00:11:49,988 --> 00:11:51,856 Alf. 348 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,724 And... Nine seconds with Ron. 349 00:11:53,742 --> 00:11:55,526 You're stranded on a desert island. 350 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,528 What is the one thing that you bring with you? 351 00:11:57,962 --> 00:11:59,916 Silence. 352 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,735 [Flute notes] 353 00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:07,021 We did a flash poll. 354 00:12:07,055 --> 00:12:09,440 68% of Pawneeans now believe you're lying 355 00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:10,474 about where you were born. 356 00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:12,243 Honesty is important to voters. 357 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:14,378 13% think I'm crazy-eyed? 358 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,447 What? Why? 359 00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:17,965 Whatever, I can end this now. 360 00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:19,183 Here's my birth certificate. 361 00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:20,885 Mm-hmm. 362 00:12:20,919 --> 00:12:22,453 Well, this just says "Wamapoke County." 363 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,054 Yeah. That's the county Pawnee is in. 364 00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,606 Well, no. This won't do it. 365 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,424 See, you staked your reputation on this. 366 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:28,559 So you need to go down 367 00:12:28,593 --> 00:12:30,060 to the county records office in Eagleton 368 00:12:30,095 --> 00:12:31,896 and get the original, long-form certificate. 369 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,898 Oh, God. Don't make me go to Eagleton. 370 00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:36,400 Eagleton is the land of rich, snobby jerks. 371 00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:38,803 There's a whole chapter about it in my book. 372 00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:40,271 I could write a second book about Eagleton 373 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:41,839 and how stupid it is. 374 00:12:41,873 --> 00:12:44,842 And I'd call Eagleton: The land of rich, snobby jerks. 375 00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:48,445 Hello... and welcome to the Wamapoke County Records Office, 376 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,548 here in beautiful Eagleton. 377 00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,249 My name is Alexis Pratchett. 378 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,968 Take it down a notch, Alexis. 379 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:56,353 I need a copy of my birth certificate. 380 00:12:56,388 --> 00:12:57,788 Ooh, I'm sorry. 381 00:12:57,823 --> 00:13:00,324 It takes three to eight weeks to receive a birth certificate. 382 00:13:00,358 --> 00:13:01,976 Really? 383 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:07,631 Hi, I'm Chris. 384 00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:10,167 I was wondering if you might make an exception for me? 385 00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:13,671 Oh, I'm sorry. No. 386 00:13:15,674 --> 00:13:17,191 Wow. That usually works. 387 00:13:17,242 --> 00:13:18,993 Oh, God. I hate this stupid town 388 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:20,945 with all its stupid, terrible people. 389 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:22,112 I need that birth certificate. 390 00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,915 Leslie, wait here. 391 00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:26,851 Bert Macklin is on the case. 392 00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:28,586 - Andy-- - No. 393 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,456 Don't worry. I can do this. 394 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,491 Believe in me! 395 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,044 [Yells] 396 00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:39,513 That's broken. 397 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,500 Hold on. 398 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,768 Leslie. Real quick. 399 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,470 Uh, spell your last name for me. 400 00:13:46,504 --> 00:13:50,357 ♪ Let's hear it for the boys ♪ Whoo! 401 00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:53,911 Wow. That was as long as it was loud. 402 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:54,912 [Sighs] 403 00:13:54,946 --> 00:13:56,981 Take me home, dumpling. 404 00:13:57,015 --> 00:13:58,198 It's beddy time. 405 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,884 Ah. Hey, Ben. 406 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:00,885 You like Star Trek. 407 00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:02,052 Talk about that for a little bit. 408 00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:04,372 They're making a sequel... 409 00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:08,459 I'm assuming with the same alternate timeline. 410 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:09,994 But if J.J. Abrams and company 411 00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:11,528 expect us to believe that it's Spock 412 00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:14,582 with the romantic tension with Uhura and not Kirk... 413 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:18,168 Well, let's just say, the message boards are goin' nuts. 414 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:22,222 I wanna take you both home and [Bleep] bend you over 415 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:25,876 and just [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]. 416 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:29,013 at the same time. Whoo! 417 00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:30,213 I'm leaving. 418 00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:31,448 Wait, wait, wait. 419 00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:32,566 We gotta get her home. 420 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:34,568 Tom, I know your business is failing, 421 00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,020 but this just isn't worth it. 422 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:37,571 It's not about the business anymore, man. 423 00:14:37,606 --> 00:14:38,722 Sh-she's a disaster. 424 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,791 We gotta make sure she gets home safe. 425 00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:42,660 [Grunting] 426 00:14:42,694 --> 00:14:44,078 Whoa, whoa. 427 00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:45,696 Whoa. 428 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,064 What the hell? 429 00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:48,632 Okay, let's get her on the bed. 430 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,451 - Okay. One. - Oh, my God. 431 00:14:50,502 --> 00:14:52,369 [Together] Two. 432 00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:55,238 [Together] Three. 433 00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:56,674 [Grunts] 434 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,309 Let's go, bro. 435 00:14:58,343 --> 00:14:59,576 Say what you will about Joan, 436 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,744 but she knows how to decorate a bedroom. 437 00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:02,913 - Oh, my God. - Wow. 438 00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,381 Where the hell am I? 439 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,450 I just wanna see how soft these sheets are. One second. 440 00:15:06,484 --> 00:15:08,251 [Whispering] Tom, no. Come on. Let's go. 441 00:15:08,269 --> 00:15:09,553 [Joan yells] Ah! 442 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:11,421 Joan, we left you some water and aspirin by the bed! 443 00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:13,891 Bye! 444 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,142 Got it! 445 00:15:15,193 --> 00:15:16,927 Got it! 446 00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:18,762 Nice! 447 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:19,930 I also got this dude's briefcase. 448 00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:21,065 It was just layin' there. 449 00:15:21,099 --> 00:15:23,150 Kind of a panic move. 450 00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:24,568 I believed in you, buddy. 451 00:15:24,602 --> 00:15:25,619 But you should put that back. 452 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,037 Okay. 453 00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:28,272 Okay, so. Leslie Barbara Knope, 454 00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:29,823 born January 18th, 455 00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:31,008 to Robert and Marlene Knope, 456 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:35,879 in Eagleton, Indiana. 457 00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:37,050 I'm from Eagleton! 458 00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:39,550 Is it true mom? 459 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,950 Was I born in Eagleton? 460 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:44,222 Yes, it's true. 461 00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:45,790 No! 462 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:49,043 Pawnee hospital was overrun with raccoons at the time. 463 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,378 So we had to go to the next closest hospital. 464 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:52,196 [Groans] 465 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:53,381 I'm sorry. 466 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,466 Did you expect me to give birth to you 467 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,969 in an infested, disease-filled room? 468 00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,221 Mom, why didn't you tell me? 469 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:02,023 You try telling that little girl 470 00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:03,024 she's not from Pawnee. 471 00:16:03,058 --> 00:16:04,942 I certainly couldn't. 472 00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:07,078 So you were technically born in Eagleton. 473 00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:08,546 Who cares? 474 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,947 I care. 475 00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:12,116 The people of Pawnee care. 476 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:13,718 I wrote on the cover of my book 477 00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:15,253 that I was born in Pawnee. 478 00:16:15,287 --> 00:16:17,088 I went on Pawnee today, 479 00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:20,424 and I called Joan a liar! 480 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:21,425 I'm the liar. 481 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,027 I'm worse than a liar. 482 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:26,414 I'm an... 483 00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:27,850 [Choking] 484 00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:29,650 Eagletonian. 485 00:16:29,985 --> 00:16:31,252 Morning. 486 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,337 Is Leslie here? 487 00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:35,740 Aw, man. I am so tired. 488 00:16:35,774 --> 00:16:38,743 I took a half-shift at the hospital last night. 489 00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:42,063 And I had this really weird patient. 490 00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:45,266 Weird how? 491 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:46,934 I probably shouldn't talk about it. 492 00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,587 It's one of the grossest things I've ever seen. 493 00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:50,588 Talk. 494 00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:52,240 Well, this guy came in. 495 00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:54,025 He got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, 496 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:56,194 and he tried to cut himself out. 497 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,362 - Was there a lot of blood? - What kind of blade did he use? 498 00:16:58,397 --> 00:17:00,915 Uh, three-and-a-half-inch? 499 00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:02,867 Serrated? Buckets of blood. 500 00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:05,036 He passed out over his arm, 501 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,204 and slumped onto the floor. 502 00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,338 Did the bone show? 503 00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:08,456 Very good question, April. 504 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,457 Answer her. 505 00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:10,591 Yeah. 506 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,710 The bone showed. 507 00:17:12,744 --> 00:17:14,912 Everyone in the universe loves a gross medical story. 508 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,097 Boom! 509 00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:17,298 I win! 510 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,933 And so when I finally cleaned up the vomit, 511 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,718 I found the toe. 512 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:21,719 I forgot about the toe! 513 00:17:21,753 --> 00:17:23,554 So did we! Crazy, right? 514 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:25,089 - [Chuckles] - That story's awesome! 515 00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:28,442 Indeed. Thank you for sharing, Jenny. 516 00:17:30,462 --> 00:17:33,130 Ann was getting a little chummy. 517 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,666 When people get too chummy with me, 518 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,069 I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know 519 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,004 I don't really care about them. 520 00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:41,639 That's a genius move. 521 00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:42,957 Thank you. 522 00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:45,993 You're welcome, Lester. 523 00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:48,796 Oh, my God. 524 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,148 I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. 525 00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:53,501 Voldemort, probably. 526 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:55,119 Bad news, team. 527 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,088 Entertainment 720 was unable to get the sticker 528 00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:58,189 for Leslie's book. 529 00:17:58,223 --> 00:18:00,024 The sticker is the least of my problems. 530 00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:02,460 If I come clean about where I'm from, 531 00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:04,762 then my political career is over. 532 00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:06,530 You don't have to tell them a damn thing. 533 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,466 The only thing the voters need to know about you 534 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,800 is your name. 535 00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,836 And even that, I go back and forth on. 536 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:14,471 I'm sorry, but I disagree. 537 00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:16,674 Leslie, where you were born is a piece of trivia. 538 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,142 Where you're from... 539 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,477 That's what makes you who you are. 540 00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:22,580 And you are from Pawnee. 541 00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,448 You're more Pawnee than anyone I know. 542 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,150 So I say, tell them the truth, 543 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:30,221 and trust that they're gonna respect you for it. 544 00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:32,657 Damn it, he's right. Well said. 545 00:18:32,691 --> 00:18:33,691 Thanks, Ron. 546 00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:36,727 You're welcome, Steve. 547 00:18:38,163 --> 00:18:40,014 Joan. 548 00:18:40,048 --> 00:18:42,366 Thanks so much for havin' Leslie back on the program. 549 00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:45,903 Well, thank you for getting me home last night. 550 00:18:45,937 --> 00:18:49,190 I wasn't, uh, feeling very well. 551 00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:51,392 Because of some bad seafood that I ate. 552 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:55,846 Yes, that's probably what it was. 553 00:18:55,864 --> 00:18:59,350 I'd like to apologize to those that I've misled. 554 00:18:59,384 --> 00:19:01,352 I thought I was telling the truth, 555 00:19:01,386 --> 00:19:03,988 but, sadly, I was born in Eagleton. 556 00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:06,257 Wha--? [Laughs] 557 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,627 Well, that is worse than I ever could have hoped for. 558 00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:10,661 I learned something, Joan. 559 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:12,396 It's not where you're born. 560 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:14,332 It's where you're from. 561 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,334 When I was nine years old, 562 00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:17,435 I broke my arm. 563 00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:19,337 Sledding on that giant hill 564 00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:21,405 behind Kernston's rubber nipple factory. 565 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,374 - You know, "nipple hill". - Of course. 566 00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:24,675 - It gets very slippery there. - I know that. 567 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,677 - Especially when it's wet. - Yes. 568 00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:28,763 And, Jim. Jim Kabernick. I know Jim. 569 00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:30,181 Jim and I have gone to school together 570 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:31,182 since we were, like, three years old. 571 00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:32,583 Yes, that's true. 572 00:19:32,617 --> 00:19:34,418 Do you remember when you peed your pants in second grade? 573 00:19:34,953 --> 00:19:37,288 Why--why did you bring that up? I said yes. 574 00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:38,522 You stuck your underwear in your drawer, 575 00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:39,824 and you got really embarrassed, 576 00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:41,275 and then the teacher came over and pulled them out. 577 00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,194 And everybody called you "the gerbil" because 578 00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:45,696 you always smelled like soiled wood chips? 579 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,281 Leslie, for God's sake, we're on TV. 580 00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:48,799 The point is 581 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,201 you can't choose where you were born. 582 00:19:50,235 --> 00:19:52,737 But you can choose where you live. 583 00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:53,804 I love this town. 584 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:56,140 I always have. I always will. 585 00:19:56,674 --> 00:19:58,976 And that's why I wrote a book about it. 586 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:02,380 And that's why I'm running for City Council. 587 00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:03,881 [Applause] 588 00:20:04,415 --> 00:20:06,600 Look, I'm not crazy. 589 00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:07,601 I know Pawnee isn't 590 00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:10,137 Paris, or London, or Chicago. 591 00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:11,555 But it's a great place to live. 592 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:12,723 And work. 593 00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:15,226 And serving the goofballs in this town 594 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,311 is an honor and a privilege. 595 00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:20,030 And, yes, every town claims its diner's waffles 596 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:21,332 are the best in the world, 597 00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:22,766 but somewhere, in some town, 598 00:20:22,784 --> 00:20:25,652 there really are the best waffles in the world. 599 00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:28,456 So delicious, and rich, and golden brown 600 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:31,459 that anyone who tasted them would decide 601 00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:34,445 never to leave that town. 602 00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:37,982 Somewhere, those waffles exist. 603 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:41,218 Why can't it be here? 604 00:20:41,253 --> 00:20:43,587 Joan put us in her book club. 605 00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:46,622 Although I could do without this. 606 00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:48,539 Leslie? 607 00:20:48,673 --> 00:20:50,107 Here's the thing. I've been all over the State. 608 00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:52,777 Indianapolis, Bloomington, Lafayette, Muncie, Gary... 609 00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:54,028 All the places you mention in the book. 610 00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,196 And I interviewed 611 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,981 all the people you mentioned. 612 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:57,982 And so far, 613 00:20:58,016 --> 00:20:59,583 there is not one incorrect fact. 614 00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:01,786 So now I'm going to head to the house, say hey to Gayle, 615 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,254 wish my daughter a happy belated birthday... 616 00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:04,388 It was yesterday... 617 00:21:04,423 --> 00:21:06,057 And then I'm gonna head back out 618 00:21:06,091 --> 00:21:07,541 and hit all the towns in the southeast. 619 00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:09,226 But is there anything I should know? 620 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:12,730 Any new info? 621 00:21:12,764 --> 00:21:13,831 No. 622 00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:15,049 You're doin' great. Godspeed. 623 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,067 - Doin' what I can. - Yep! 624 00:21:16,101 --> 00:21:17,051 Hey, Ron. 625 00:21:17,085 --> 00:21:19,053 Gotta go, Donna. Can't talk. 626 00:21:19,087 --> 00:21:20,888 He just seemed so happy. 627 00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:22,173 I didn't say anything. 628 00:21:23,361 --> 00:21:33,778 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net