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2020
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Uh... that's a stretch.
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Fine.
2024.
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I win,
we move in there.
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I'll take the West Wing.
You take the East Wing.
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You can be the first gentleman.
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Actually, that sounds
kind of great.
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Thanks for coming with me
to get my stuff.
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How could I pass up
an opportunity
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to look at our future house?
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Oh, just remembered.
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I kind of got you
an engagement present.
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Is it a waffle tower?
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I mean, it's a little better
than that.
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[Background chatter]
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Claudia Welders.
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Uh, that--
how did--
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- How did you do this?
- Called in a few favors.
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Excuse me.
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A few hundred favors.
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Mr. Vice President.
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Ben Wyatt from
congressman Murray's office.
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Hey, Ben. Dave told me
you were gonna be coming by.
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And you must be Leslie Knope.
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Welcome. Welcome.
[Laughs]
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You're--my name just came out
of your mouth.
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Well, yeah, it did.
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This isn't happening.
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This isn't real.
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No, it's happening,
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and I'm delighted
to have you here.
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On behalf of the president
and myself,
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- I wanted to--
- Oh, Mr. Vice President,
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I am deeply flattered,
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but there's no way
that I could take over
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Madam Secretary Clinton's
position.
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- I mean--
- I'm confident
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you could do that job
or any other, but--
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Okay, I will.
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Well, the reason
you're here is I'm told
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you've done such a great job
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in your town
and in the state of Indiana,
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and I just want
to say congratulations
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for your public service.
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And I just want
to say thank you.
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Well, you--
you're very welcome.
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You're very welcome.
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Hey--
y-you're very welcome.
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- You're very handsome.
- I think we're all done.
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- Well, you're very nice.
- Okay. Thank you.
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Thank--
thank you very much.
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Thank you very much.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Well--
Oh, well, you will?
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Thank you,
Mr. Vice President.
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Y-you're welcome.
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You don't let anything happen
to him, you understand me?
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He is precious cargo.
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah, it's actually the same
accounting firm I almost joined
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last year, and they gave me
a great package--
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Three weeks of vacation,
matching 401(K),
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and a pretty sweet windbreaker.
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- Wow.
- I'm getting married,
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and I wanted
a good stable job,
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so I'm going back
to Accounting.
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So just call me Bond,
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municipal bond.
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Yeah, that joke killed
at the accounting firm.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Mr. Looks
and Professor Books.
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He's Looks.
I got it.
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Of course you do, Books.
What's going on?
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Well, fun fact: Ben just got
an amazing accounting job.
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Regular fact:
I have to go to a meeting.
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Un-fun fact:
My uncle just had a stroke.
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Well, I'm off.
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This is actually
a crazy coincidence.
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I have a new company
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and could use your help
on the math side of things.
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- Oh, what's the new company?
- We specialize in making stacks
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on stacks
on stacks on stacks.
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Right.
Pass.
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I'm kidding.
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It's a real idea.
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So get this--
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Kids are always growing
out of their clothes,
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so their parents don't want
to buy 'em nice things.
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I'm gonna rent
my upscale clothing
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to middle school kids,
because I discovered
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I'm roughly the same size as
the average Pawnee 12-year-old.
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That's actually
a really great idea.
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I know. Can you take a look
at the business plan,
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tell me what do you think?
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- Sure. Why not?
- Awesome.
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Washington, D.C. has
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more dog parks per capita
than most cities.
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Pawnee only has two dog parks--
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this one
and that one,
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which is also
an active parking lot.
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Can you say
"per capita" again?
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I want to take a picture
of you saying "per capita."
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- Stop.
- I am so proud of you.
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Now stand next to the screen
and think about
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all the strong female
role models in your life.
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- Gross.
- April came to me
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with an idea to build
a dog park in Pawnee.
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I recognized her potential
a long time ago,
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and she's finally
living up to it.
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I mean,
I am so proud of her,
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I could cry.
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And... here we go.
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One tiny critique.
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If you do want
to be taken seriously,
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you might want
to think a little bit
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about how you present yourself.
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No, this is publicity
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for Orin's
new performance art show.
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He's an animal
living on a human farm.
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And you can go and feed him
from your own hand.
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Ugh, that's horrifying,
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and so is Orin.
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You should not be friends
with him.
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So, after reviewing
all the options,
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I found that the best location
for the dog park
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is Lot 48,
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the one behind Ann's house.
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[Laughs]
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No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I've been trying to put
a park there for four years.
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See, the thing is, April,
that lot is mine.
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I've been doing
slow, painstaking work
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so I don't want to whip out
the legalese on you now,
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but I got dibs.
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What we are gonna do
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is we're gonna take
your enthusiasm,
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we're gonna bundle it up,
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and we're gonna find a new place
for a dog park.
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Doesn't that sound fun?
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One, two, three, cheese.
Good girl.
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Good morning, Andy.
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[Clears throat]
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Okay, something is different
about my computer.
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Aha.
It's gone.
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[Gasps]
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A game is the foot.
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See, part of the police academy
entrance exam
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is investigating a crime.
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So about a month ago
I told everyone in the office
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that, at some point,
they should steal something
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from my desk
so I could practice.
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Let's do this.
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Wait, hey, did you guys
take my glasses too?
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They got my sunglasses too.
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I was in Miami
last weekend.
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I took my talents
to South Beach.
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How do you spend
your time in Miami?
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Maybe fencing
stolen computers?
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Yes, I took
your government computer
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from Indiana to Miami
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to sell it
on the black market
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for 150 bucks.
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Ha-ha, you don't know it,
but you just gave yourself away.
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Gotta say,
I'm impressed.
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Your mission statement
made sense,
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and you didn't use
one R. Kelly lyric.
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Yes.
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So you want to be my CFO?
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Well, I already have a job,
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but I'll help
as a friend.
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As long as you take
what I say seriously.
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I don't want another
Entertainment 720 disaster
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on our hands.
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Yeah, it was a disaster.
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Too bad
we didn't see it coming.
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All right,
what's my first move?
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You know, I think any
of the four previous locations
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would work, but there's
something about this place.
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It just has
a really good energy here,
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you know?
lots of natural light.
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It's tiny and awful
and loud.
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And it's zone 14B,
industrial waste clean-up site.
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We should technically be wearing
Hazmat suits right now.
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It seems like the kind
of place a ska band would go
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to shoot heroin.
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Come on, guys, this is
a great place for a dog park.
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I mean, look,
there's already a dog here.
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Oh, my God.
I had that exact doll
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when I was a kid.
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This is--
this is traumatic for me.
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Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48
is the only one that works.
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And I'm definitely
bringing it up
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at the next
city council meeting.
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April, please,
I beg of you,
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I will do anything
to keep you from doing that.
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Okay.
Saw off your pinky toe.
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- No.
- Shave your head.
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- No.
- Have sex with Jerry.
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No.
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Well, I tried
to be reasonable.
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I have created a monster.
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And now I need
to destroy her.
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What do I do, Joe?
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[Impersonating Biden]
Well, Leslie,
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look into my eyes,
take a deep breath,
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and everything will be fine.
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[Self]
Thanks, Joe.
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God, he's good.
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Ron, thank you for
agreeing to see me.
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I didn't. You just walked
in here and started talking.
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I don't have time
for a history lesson.
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Look, I am trying
to remove parking meters,
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and there is a guy
in Public Works
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who's being
a real thorn about it.
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- Which guy?
- Ricky Jordache.
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Never heard of him.
What's his deal?
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He's new.
He used to be a slacker,
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but now he's realizing
his full potential,
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but at what cost?
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He's smart,
and he's beautiful,
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and I think of him
in many ways as a daughter,
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but that would be crazy
'cause he's a man
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and his name's Ricky.
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Here's my question.
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How did you used
to slow me down
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when I was becoming
too me-ish?
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Sometimes I'd just give you
busy work.
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I once had you put together
a brochure
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about different kinds
of Indiana topsoil.
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That soil brochure
was not busy work.
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I mean, people still refer
to Mulch Ado About Nothing.
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And if you were particularly
amped up about a project,
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I'd take you to JJ's
and distract you with waffles.
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Those were
distraction waffles?
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I thought
they were friendship waffles.
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Breakfast food can serve
many purposes.
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But what if this person,
this Ricky, who is real,
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doesn't like waffles
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or anything.
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Everybody has something
they're passionate about.
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Just figure out what it is,
express an interest in it,
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and divert his attention.
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[The Farmer In The Dell plays]
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♪ ♪
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Howdy, neighbors.
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Welcome to human farm.
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Here's your animal feed.
Please don't feed the animals.
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Wow, this is really,
really cool.
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I like the statement it's making
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that, you know,
we're all in cages in a way.
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Yeah, it's actually
about death and the city.
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Yeah.
I see that now.
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Hi, Orin.
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Ms. Wicks,
if you've read our proposal,
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00:09:08,239 --> 00:09:10,274
you'll see that an alliance
between Rent-A-Swag
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and Sweetums could be
mutually beneficial.
257
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,179
Well, I must say
it's a much better idea
258
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,214
than the last one you had,
259
00:09:18,215 --> 00:09:20,183
that gourmet French food thing.
260
00:09:20,484 --> 00:09:23,319
Oh, my escargot
delivery service, Snail Mail.
261
00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:25,622
So you want to partner up
and make history?
262
00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:27,657
I mean,
you've already made history
263
00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:29,559
as the world's
most beautiful CEO.
264
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,359
I'm really sorry, cutie.
265
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,062
The company's laying low
right now
266
00:09:33,063 --> 00:09:35,664
due to a small mishap.
267
00:09:35,665 --> 00:09:37,132
Ah, yes.
268
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:40,069
The Sweetums molasses
storage vat exploded,
269
00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,838
resulting in a slow-moving
ecological disaster.
270
00:09:42,839 --> 00:09:44,840
Well, all press
is good press.
271
00:09:44,841 --> 00:09:46,908
No, this was bad press.
272
00:09:46,909 --> 00:09:50,078
A lot of homes
were very gradually flooded.
273
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People died.
274
00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:54,882
Actually, speaking of,
275
00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:57,151
we're starting up
a non-profit foundation
276
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to restore our name.
277
00:09:58,654 --> 00:10:00,622
Any interest in running it?
278
00:10:00,623 --> 00:10:04,491
Oh, I'm--I'm sorry, you want
me to run your non-profit wing?
279
00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:06,793
I know that Bobby Newport
is my stepson,
280
00:10:07,194 --> 00:10:11,231
but the work you did on Leslie's
campaign was amazing.
281
00:10:11,732 --> 00:10:13,033
Your name is on our short list.
282
00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,567
Just to clarify,
283
00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,803
it's a no to me
on all fronts,
284
00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,371
and you're offering Ben a job?
285
00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:22,174
- Yeah.
- Cool. Cool.
286
00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:25,210
Been looking at your file
all day,
287
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,114
Jerry--
if that even is your real name.
288
00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:30,449
It's not.
My real name is Gary.
289
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:34,019
Well, Gary--if that even
is your real name--
290
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,255
Somebody stole my computer.
Now, if you're a criminal,
291
00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:38,857
look at me,
292
00:10:38,858 --> 00:10:41,159
you have to tell me legally,
293
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,795
or else it's considered
entrapment.
294
00:10:43,796 --> 00:10:46,464
I'm sorry, Andy.
It wasn't me.
295
00:10:46,465 --> 00:10:48,033
Oh, man, really?
296
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,367
- No.
- Okay.
297
00:10:49,868 --> 00:10:52,169
Okay, so we know
it's not Jerry,
298
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,271
unless he was lying to me.
299
00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:57,374
I can never tell
when people are lying to me.
300
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,110
Hopefully that doesn't come up
in my police work.
301
00:11:00,611 --> 00:11:02,579
I think we should do
more stuff like this.
302
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,049
You know, I think Pawnee
needs an amazing arts program.
303
00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,249
Maybe you should just drop
everything and coordinate it.
304
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,417
I'm not stupid.
305
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,219
What is that supposed to mean?
306
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:12,088
It means that the only reason
you brought me here
307
00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:13,890
is to distract me
from the dog park.
308
00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:15,992
- You hate this show.
- I love this show.
309
00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:18,094
- What's your favorite part?
- The heavy-handedness.
310
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,295
[Groans]
311
00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,629
You know what,
I have to go talk
312
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,863
to Councilman Jamm right now.
313
00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,431
Why are you talking
to Councilman Jamm?
314
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,933
Because I told him
about the dog park idea,
315
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,868
and he loves it.
He thinks it's a great idea.
316
00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,436
He's gonna support my motion
317
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,005
at the city council meeting
tomorrow,
318
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:32,174
and he gave me
a really cool dental mirror
319
00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:33,508
to check out my molars.
320
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,744
Our dispute aside,
you should be careful with Jamm.
321
00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:37,579
He's a snake,
I'm telling you.
322
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,048
Yeah, like I should trust you
out of all people right now.
323
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,117
Moo.
324
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,586
- Moo.
- Quiet, weirdo.
325
00:11:45,587 --> 00:11:47,088
Aren't you supposed
to be a sheep?
326
00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,724
No.
You are.
327
00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:51,625
[Whispers] Oh, shut up.
328
00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:54,594
Tom would make
a great profile for your show.
329
00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:56,362
I mean, this is a guy
who's learned
330
00:11:56,363 --> 00:12:00,633
through an unbelievable series
of bonehead business moves.
331
00:12:00,634 --> 00:12:02,501
Not to mention
in the last month alone
332
00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:03,903
three people have confused me
333
00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:06,439
for a shorter,
Indian Ryan Gosling.
334
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,307
It's interesting,
but I think I need to wait
335
00:12:08,308 --> 00:12:09,742
until the business
has been around
336
00:12:09,743 --> 00:12:13,112
for a few months,
make sure it's viable.
337
00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:15,347
You're the guy who ran
the congressional campaign
338
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:17,015
- in Washington, right?
- Yeah.
339
00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:18,217
What, are you gonna
offer him a job?
340
00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:20,619
Yes.
We're launching
341
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,122
a new political chat show,
and we need correspondents.
342
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,489
Oh, well, thank you,
343
00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:27,091
but I'm a little shaky
on live TV.
344
00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:29,660
That's okay.
People want authenticity.
345
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,495
- Think about it?
- Didn't you hear him?
346
00:12:31,496 --> 00:12:32,663
He stinks on TV.
347
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,065
He sweats.
He stutters.
348
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,566
It's like The King's Speech,
349
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,001
but the first part,
before he's fixed.
350
00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:39,170
That was my favorite part
of the movie.
351
00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,038
What is happening?
352
00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:42,672
Chris Traeger.
353
00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:44,174
Yup.
Hi, Andy.
354
00:12:44,575 --> 00:12:45,708
I know you did it.
355
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:48,845
- Did what?
- [Laughs]
356
00:12:48,846 --> 00:12:51,314
Don't play stupid
and handsome with me.
357
00:12:51,315 --> 00:12:54,251
You stole my computer
so that I could practice
358
00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:56,619
for my police exam.
359
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,487
You're as guilty
as you are sexy.
360
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,656
Andy, another computer
was reported stolen
361
00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,258
from the offices
on the other side
362
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,592
of the courtyard.
363
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:04,726
I don't think
364
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:06,262
this is part
of your police training.
365
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,463
I think City Hall was robbed.
366
00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:10,032
I can't tell
if you're lying to me.
367
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:11,533
- Really?
- I think.
368
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,669
Like a real crime?
That's even better.
369
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,469
Next order of business:
370
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,471
It's agenda item 280B,
371
00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:20,374
a motion to construct
a dog park
372
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,143
on municipal lot 48.
373
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,745
Ms. Ludgate,
you have the floor.
374
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,214
Thank you,
Councilman Jamm.
375
00:13:26,215 --> 00:13:28,716
Your help
and general non-awfulness
376
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:30,184
is much appreciated.
377
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,686
Leslie,
members of the Council,
378
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:36,223
I believe that municipal lot 48
should be a dog park.
379
00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:37,858
Boo.
Boo.
380
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,460
Well, it sounds like there's
considerable opposition to this,
381
00:13:40,461 --> 00:13:41,728
so I'm sorry,
Ms. Ludgate,
382
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,163
you should go now.
383
00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:44,832
Really?
I just heard one hag booing.
384
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:48,067
Ladies, please,
let's keep this civil.
385
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,569
Councilman,
Pawneeans,
386
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,172
satisfied customers
of Jamm Orthodontics,
387
00:13:53,173 --> 00:13:56,876
as we discuss what type of park
to put on lot 48,
388
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,610
I had a thought.
389
00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:00,412
How about no park?
390
00:14:00,913 --> 00:14:03,048
Who here thinks
parks are stupid?
391
00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,383
Let the record show that
everyone is raising their hands.
392
00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:08,987
I happen to know for a fact
that Pawnee's favorite
393
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:11,923
fast food restaurant, Paunch Burger,
needs a new location.
394
00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:14,392
Now, seeing as how the future
of lot 48 is open
395
00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:17,195
for debate, I move
we sell it to Paunch Burger
396
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:19,129
for a nice profit.
397
00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:23,533
You don't even have to be Asian
to do math that simple.
398
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,202
You told me
you wanted a dog park.
399
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:27,037
Uh, psych.
400
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:29,073
That's not fair.
You lied to me.
401
00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:30,941
You just got jammed.
402
00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:32,743
I hate
when he says that.
403
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,143
LESIE: I told you
that Jamm was a snake.
404
00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,540
Well, it takes a snake
to know a snake.
405
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:40,007
- So now I'm a snake?
- Yes.
406
00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,076
You deceived me
for two straight days,
407
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,678
and you eat mice.
408
00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:45,012
- I don't eat mice.
- Yes, you do.
409
00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:46,214
You're a mouse eater.
Mouse eater.
410
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,549
- Mouse eater.
- Enough!
411
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,550
You are friends
and coworkers.
412
00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:52,886
In this office, we treat
each other with respect.
413
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:55,222
Hey, April,
how is that dog park coming?
414
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:57,524
- Get out, Jerry.
- This is private!
415
00:14:57,525 --> 00:14:59,827
Sorry, guys.
416
00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:01,762
We are not leaving here
until you two figure this out.
417
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,430
Ron, guard the door.
418
00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:04,564
Yes, sir.
419
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:08,901
No one leaves the Octagon.
420
00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:10,102
I dated an ultimate fighter.
421
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:12,171
It was like a thing he said.
422
00:15:13,072 --> 00:15:14,273
What's the play here,
officer?
423
00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:15,440
You gonna set up a perimeter,
424
00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:17,176
maybe bug a few phones?
425
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,277
Ooh, I know.
We could put out
426
00:15:18,278 --> 00:15:19,345
a dummy computer
for them to steal,
427
00:15:19,346 --> 00:15:20,913
fill it with explosives first,
428
00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:21,913
[Clicks tongue]
429
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,548
Boom, take 'em all out.
430
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:25,851
Yeah, we're not doing
any of that.
431
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,952
Andy, I love your enthusiasm,
but we don't really have
432
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:30,221
the kind of money to launch
a massive investigation.
433
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,557
You're just gonna fill out
this stupid report
434
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,625
and that's it?
435
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:35,726
As a future cop,
you have to understand,
436
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,061
I cannot let this guy go.
437
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,365
Look, man, this is
what most police work is.
438
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,916
Just writing stuff down.
439
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,385
It's not superhero time.
440
00:15:45,386 --> 00:15:47,153
If it sounds boring,
441
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,888
maybe you ought
to do something else.
442
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,826
Maybe we should find
the person
443
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,995
who stole
his positive attitude.
444
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:57,731
Hey, man.
445
00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,865
Hey, man.
Get any more job offers
446
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:01,333
since I last saw you?
447
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:03,569
Yeah, but it was
just a management position
448
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:04,570
at Urban Outfitters.
449
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:05,871
I turned it down.
450
00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:07,706
I don't know, man.
Maybe I can't hack this.
451
00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:09,207
Maybe I should take
a cue from you
452
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,276
and stick
with my boring day job.
453
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:14,212
Well, my accounting job
isn't boring.
454
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,446
If it was
remotely interesting,
455
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:16,714
there would be a show
on A&E about it.
456
00:16:16,715 --> 00:16:18,716
They have a show
about storage unit auctions.
457
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:20,618
Fair point.
458
00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:22,520
Look, if you're passionate
about this,
459
00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:24,288
keep at it.
Things will turn around.
460
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:26,524
Also can you tell me what time
461
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:28,993
that show
about storage units is on?
462
00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:30,995
9:30.
463
00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:33,547
[Sighs] All right,
I'm gonna have to force this.
464
00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:35,615
Leslie,
maybe you want to admit
465
00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:37,251
that you haven't been
the greatest role model.
466
00:16:37,252 --> 00:16:38,718
I don't care.
Orin's my role model.
467
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,620
April, maybe you want
to admit
468
00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:41,922
that you've been
a little selfish
469
00:16:41,923 --> 00:16:43,791
and inconsiderate.
470
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:47,026
Look, all I ever wanted was
for you to show the enthusiasm
471
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:49,295
you showed for your dog park,
and, when you did,
472
00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,197
I blew it.
473
00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:52,765
- And I'm sorry.
- Fine.
474
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,634
I'm sorry that I outsmarted
you at every turn.
475
00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:58,671
- April.
- And I know I have a lot
476
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:00,873
to learn from you,
and I'm sorry
477
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,008
that I disrespected
your stupid dream.
478
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:05,910
A lot of love
in this room.
479
00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:08,981
- I'm very, very sorry.
- Me too.
480
00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,666
- I love you very much.
- I love you too.
481
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,934
I don't want to do this
in front of her.
482
00:17:12,935 --> 00:17:14,769
- Okay.
- Okay, Ann,
483
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,488
since you're such a genius,
what do we do now?
484
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,190
Neither of you want Jamm
to win, nor do I,
485
00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:19,857
because I hate Paunch Burger,
486
00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:21,692
but, if there is one in
my backyard, I will eat there,
487
00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:24,228
like, every night,
and that is no good.
488
00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:26,430
So I say we stop playing dirty
with each other,
489
00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:28,399
and we start playing dirty
with Jamm.
490
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,334
Yes. We'll have triple-sex with him.
491
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:32,403
No. I have an idea.
It's very uncool,
492
00:17:32,404 --> 00:17:34,138
but it's not illegal,
technically,
493
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:36,373
but it is a dick move.
494
00:17:36,374 --> 00:17:37,374
I love it.
495
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,875
Hey, Captain.
496
00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,176
Status update:
497
00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:43,179
My new suspect--the dude
who runs Carpet Emporium.
498
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,481
The way I figure it is,
499
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,317
criminals love to wrap things
up in rugs.
500
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,487
Plus, he yelled at me when I
tried to unroll 'em all, so...
501
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:51,953
Andy, while I appreciate
your dedication
502
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,255
to finding this criminal,
503
00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:55,090
I think you might want
to take into account
504
00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:56,091
what the policeman said.
505
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:57,393
I mean, gosh,
506
00:17:57,394 --> 00:18:01,163
if I can't even investigate
bad guys,
507
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,565
why become a cop at all?
508
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,000
What are you doing?
509
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,201
When I get bummed out,
I take my shirt off
510
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,336
because the bad feelings
make me feel sweaty.
511
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,837
[Groans]
512
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,939
You know what,
maybe I should bail
513
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,341
on being a cop.
514
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,011
City Hall needs
a new part-time security guard
515
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,346
for the weekends.
516
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,447
You want to do that?
517
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,249
Look at it as a way
to feel out
518
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,450
whether you want
to be a police officer.
519
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,451
But, keep in mind,
if you take this job,
520
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:26,719
you must keep your clothes on
at all times,
521
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,787
even if you get sad.
522
00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:30,524
No deal.
523
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,624
Okay, I'll do it.
524
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,094
- That a boy.
- I'll do it. I promise.
525
00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:35,562
And I get a gun,
526
00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,264
and I can point it
in people's faces.
527
00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:38,432
Incorrect.
528
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,732
[Dog barking]
529
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,536
Hey.
What the hell is going on?
530
00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:45,637
Oh, hello, Councilman.
531
00:18:45,638 --> 00:18:47,440
The dogs are here
because there's no dog park
532
00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:49,975
in your neighborhood,
and the kids are here
533
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:51,610
because there's no human park
in your area.
534
00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,446
They all needed
a place to play.
535
00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:54,646
My front lawn?
536
00:18:54,647 --> 00:18:55,646
That's right,
537
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:56,781
and they're gonna keep using it
538
00:18:56,782 --> 00:18:58,916
until there's
an actual park nearby.
539
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,785
Hey, hey, lady,
get that thing off my gnome.
540
00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:02,887
He is dry-humping
my garden gnome.
541
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:06,424
- Stupid beast.
- Councilman Jamm, we just need
542
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,159
a little bit more time
to design our park.
543
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,095
And, if you plow through
and ignore us,
544
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:11,661
this is gonna be your life.
545
00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:13,597
I'll call the police.
546
00:19:13,598 --> 00:19:16,266
Yeah, sic the police
on a bunch of kids and puppies.
547
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:19,403
- That's a great photo op.
- Fine.
548
00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:20,904
Gentleman's agreement.
549
00:19:20,905 --> 00:19:23,474
In 90 days,
we'll put our plans to a vote.
550
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:24,808
- Winner take all.
- Deal.
551
00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:26,843
Great, now call off
the actual dogs.
552
00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:28,311
I want these kids
off my lawn.
553
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,246
I want that hula hoop
off my 'Vette.
554
00:19:30,247 --> 00:19:33,316
Right now.
Hey, Jamm.
555
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:36,652
You just got knoped.
And ludgated.
556
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,921
- And perkinsed.
- Ha-ha.
557
00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:40,389
Nice try.
It didn't work.
558
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,592
You just got jammed.
559
00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:44,025
[Door slams]
560
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:46,161
Okay, so let's get to work.
561
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,630
Wait, wait, wait, do you
never just take a second
562
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:49,998
to enjoy things?
563
00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:51,099
I just said,
"Let's get to work."
564
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,734
How else do people enjoy things?
565
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:59,208
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566
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:03,208
I know you changed your mind
the last time
567
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,475
we offered you a job,
568
00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:05,643
but we are just thrilled
569
00:20:05,644 --> 00:20:06,778
that you changed it again.
570
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:07,812
Thank you.
Me too.
571
00:20:07,813 --> 00:20:10,014
This is our best office.
572
00:20:10,015 --> 00:20:12,016
As you can see
through the window,
573
00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:14,518
you have a great view
of the billing department.
574
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:17,621
- Hey, Sharon!
- Shh.
575
00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:19,323
Sorry.
She's fun.
576
00:20:19,324 --> 00:20:20,556
So, please,
577
00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:22,625
if there's anything we can do
578
00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:24,327
to make you happier
in your new job,
579
00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:25,728
just let me know.
580
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:27,397
Oh, no,
this is great, Barney.
581
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,565
Thank you.
582
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:33,070
But I have to quit
583
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,370
again.
584
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:37,572
What-- ohh!
Is this a classic Ben joke?
585
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:40,009
No.
I'm really sorry.
586
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,811
But I just don't want
to do this.
587
00:20:41,812 --> 00:20:45,747
I need to move my life
in another direction.
588
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:49,084
This is disappointing.
Again.
589
00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:52,153
Maybe someday we'll figure out
the magic formula
590
00:20:52,154 --> 00:20:54,155
that gets you to work here.
591
00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:57,758
Well, formulas are my formula
for moolah.
592
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,393
[Laughing]
593
00:20:59,394 --> 00:21:02,130
Ted, get in here!
594
00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:06,100
Ben's quitting again,
but you gotta hear what he said.
595
00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:07,836
Leslie's been saying for weeks
I should do something
596
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:10,304
I love,
and she's right.
597
00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:13,374
And I'll help Tom or maybe try
to do that TV thing
598
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:16,076
or maybe work
for the Sweetums foundation.
599
00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:17,478
I don't know.
Life is short.
600
00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:19,347
Why be an accountant,
you know?
601
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:22,416
I mean, other than the stability
and the health plan
602
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,584
and the above-average pay.
603
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,188
Oh, God,
this better work out.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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