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Whoa, Alcatraz.
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Can't believe Michael Bay
spent a billion dollars
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of his own money to
build that for The Rock.
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I can't believe you were able
to recite that entire movie
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from memory on the plane ride.
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You weren't trying to sleep, were you?
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I couldn't tell, 'cause you had
that mask thing over your eyes.
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This may be the craziest
week of my entire life.
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I am six days away from the
start of the Unity concert.
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I am pregnant with triplets.
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I am trying to decide
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if I should take a job that
will move me away from Pawnee,
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and I am speaking
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at the National Parks
conference in San Francisco.
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It is gonna be so much fun.
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Michelle Obama is the keynote speaker,
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and you know what they say,
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"What happens at a
national parks conference...
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Is compiled and emailed to you
in a PDF the following Monday."
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We got to find a way to break in there.
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They give tours.
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Yeah.
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That's exactly how they'll be
expecting me to try to break in.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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My restaurant opens in six weeks,
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and I'm making sure I
get every detail right.
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This is the hardest I've
worked on anything since...
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Wow. I've never worked hard on anything.
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What a cool life!
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Looks like everything's on track for July.
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It's just too bad we're not opening
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in time for this Unity concert.
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The extra publicity would've
given us a nice boost.
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Why don't we? We could
do a soft opening tomorrow
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and be ready just in time
for the concert crowd.
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You really think you can pull that off?
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Well, nobody can predict the future...
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except me. I guarantee it'll work
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and in six months, this place
will be bigger than McDonald's.
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As always, I love your enthusiasm.
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See you tomorrow, partner.
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A soft opening tomorrow?
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From now on, everyone call me Kristin,
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because I am wigging out right now!
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Yeah, we're not even close to being ready.
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They're not even done painting that sign.
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It says, "Tom's Bi."
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Actually, no, that's good. We're ready.
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Mitch is right. The amount of buzz we get
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from opening next weekend
is too big to pass up.
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We can do it.
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"This little Italian restaurant
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will put McDonald's out
of business" on three.
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One, two, three.
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- Dark Lord rise...
- This little Italian restaurant
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- will be bigger than McDonald's!
- In hell fire.
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"Lester Kanopf"? Come
on, guys, get it together.
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That's mine.
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- Sorry, Lester.
- Yours is right here.
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Grant, hi.
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Yeah, I saw you were gonna be here,
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and since you've been ducking my calls,
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I just thought that I'd drop in.
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- Care to join me for lunch?
- I... I would...
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Liam Bonneville's gonna be there.
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Liam Bonneville...
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the department of the
interior's resident bad boy?
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Well, now you've got my attention.
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Let me go grab my autograph
book, and we'll head out.
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Andy and I are meeting with a
tech company called "Gryzzl."
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Now, they're giving away free wi-fi
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to a few cities across America,
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and we're going to pitch Pawnee to them.
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And what exactly does Gryzzl do?
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Well, "It's the cloud for your cloud."
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No idea.
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Wow. So Gryzzl's really taken off, huh?
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Uh, yeah, it's been a crazy ride.
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Our music service, Gryzzldump,
launched in November,
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and now we have 170 million users.
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Six months ago, I was
working in a taco truck.
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Now I own one-third of
the Portland trail blazers.
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You know, I think Pawnee
is a great candidate
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for your free-wireless initiative.
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We lead the country in
online pizza ordering.
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In fact, a lot of people go to the library
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just to order pizza online.
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Right now we're kind of
focused on, like, bigger cities,
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like Shreveport, Akron.
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Sure. Obviously, we're no Akron.
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I mean, we're more like Dayton.
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But with your help, we can become Toledo.
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Ben, we don't like to say the word "no"...
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- No.
- At this company.
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We feel it's counterproductive
to our creative mission,
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so, instead, let me say...
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"Nah, bro."
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How is that better?
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Dwayne "the Rock" Swanson.
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Donna told me I'd find you up here.
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- What's all this?
- Over the last few months,
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I've remodeled the entire third floor...
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wiring, heating and cooling,
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restored this red pine
back to its original glory.
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Oh, wow. The stripes are so wavy.
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It's really...
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all right, I can't keep
this facade up any longer.
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I need a favor. You know those chairs
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you were making for my restaurant?
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- I need 'em now.
- I was told I had until July.
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My chairs take time.
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Who do you think I am, Thomas Hucker?
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Please, Ron?
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I've never asked you for anything today.
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All right. I'll get to work right away.
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Please, you're really far behind.
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Hello, everybody. This is Leslie Knope.
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- Leslie, this is Rebecca...
- Varuvian, yes, hello.
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I ow who you are. I've
read all of your papers
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and I had your poster on
my wall when I was a kid.
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- What poster?
- I made a poster of you
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by blowing up your picture from
the national parks newsletter.
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I cut out your face and made it look
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like you were dunking over Charles Barkley.
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- My God.
- So you're the author
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of the famous river cleanup proposal, huh?
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It wasn't bad.
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Liam Bonneville read my proposal. Wow.
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Liam's being withholding, as usual.
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That proposal was brilliantly written.
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Rebecca Varuvian.
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- Yes?
- Nothing.
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That was the best lunch I ever had.
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I have to see the photos that you took.
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- I didn't take any photos.
- What? Grant, come on.
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Leslie, you're treating those
people like they're your heroes.
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They could be your peers.
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Look, I really hope you take the job,
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but we're at the end of the line here.
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- I need a decision by tomorrow.
- Okay, that's fair.
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I mean, I would be insane
not to take the job,
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but I'm just having some trouble
thinking about leaving Pawnee.
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Hey, here's someone who
may be able to convince you.
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Hello, Mrs. Obama.
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- Hey, Grant. How you doing?
- Oh.
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Doing good.
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This is Leslie Knope.
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She's considering a job with us
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running the new Midwest Bureau in Chicago.
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Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
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Ah, you are from Chicago, so you like it!
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That's right, and we need
passionate people like you
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on our national parks.
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You know, they get hundreds of
millions of visitors each year.
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Are you nodding because you agree with me?
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Yes, I do agree with you.
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I agree with you on all things
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throughout history until
the end of time, forever.
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- You and Grant work together?
- Yeah, we work together a lot.
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He's helped me integrate
the "Let's Move" program
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into our national parks...
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you know, getting kids
outside, rock climbing, hiking.
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Wow! That's really, really
incredible! Great work!
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I'm sorry I'm talking so loud!
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I'm getting louder now, and
I can't stop! My apologies!
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Just... I don't know. I'm
sorry I'm talking so loud!
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- Just... can I high-five you?
- Yeah. Well...
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I hope you take the job.
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Change happens one person at a time.
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Good to meet you.
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Again, think it over.
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- Okay, this is a bad idea.
- Just trust me.
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You got your camera ready?
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Yeah, Andy, I'm very nervous about this.
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You're gonna hurt yourself.
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And here we go.
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Wow! Look at it go!
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I mean, I knew it'd go
down, but not that fast!
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Oh-ho! San Francisco's the best.
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Huh.
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I thought he was go.
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Yeah. Anyway...
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I've decided. I'm gonna take the job.
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There's so much more
in the world to see,
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and I feel like I can
really make a difference.
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Oh, and I met Michelle Obama.
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What? Why didn't you lead with that?
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I don't know! Liam
Boneville has me in a tizzy.
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Guys! It's totally broken!
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We have ten tables booked
for the soft opening.
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It's all friends and family,
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so hopefully they'll go easy on us.
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How's it looking, Ron?
Maybe speed it up a little?
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This is not government work.
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As such, I treat it
with care and attention.
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Okay, but also, go faster.
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I haven't had time to hire a staff yet,
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so, April, you'll handle service.
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No! Can't I just stay in the back
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and spit in people's food like we planned?
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Ugh!
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The sawdust from Ron's
chairs is everywhere!
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My sinuses are on the Fritz,
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and smell is 90% of taste, maybe 95%!
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Okay, Craig, Donna's
gonna be your wine taster.
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You guys will work as a team.
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Fine, but if he raises his voice once...
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once... I'm out.
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Please don't stick to that policy.
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- I got the menus.
- Great.
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Larry, what the hell?
What are these pictures?
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Aw, jeez, I must have given the printer
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the wrong flash drive.
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What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
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No, it's my dog's rectum.
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Lord Sheldon has a growth,
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so we're sending pictures over to the vet.
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But I guess this isn't
good for menus, is it?
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Larry, Larry, Larry, listen to me.
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This is the worst thing you've ever done.
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I need you to take all
of these dog-butt pictures
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and burn them in the pizza oven.
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April, you list all the
menu items from memory.
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It'll be classier anyway.
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Ron! What was wrong with that one?
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It was too perfect.
It looked machine-made.
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Okay, we have to convince 'em
that Pawnee is a special city.
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Ooh, we could tell 'em
that there's buried treasure
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in Pawnee.
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And then after they
give us the free wi-fi,
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we tell 'em that the
treasure was love all along.
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No.
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I am not gonna take "no" for an answer.
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If we're leaving Pawnee,
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I'm gonna give 'em a going-away present...
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free wi-fi for all.
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Every time someone in Pawnee
clicks through a slideshow
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of American music award
red-carpet side-boob fails,
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they'll say, "Thank you, Ben Wyatt."
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What the hell?
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They're playing Cones of Dunshire.
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Hey, you invented that game.
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Are they playing any games I invented?
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Are they throwing dirt into a fan?
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The key is, you have to throw the dirt
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- into the back of the fan.
- How the hell did they...
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Excuse me. How did you guys
get your hands on this game?
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Someone sent it to us. Have you played it?
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I invented Cones of Dunshire.
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You're the architect.
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00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:41,932
Yeah, right, and I'm the
Alchemist of the Hinterlands.
252
00:09:44,069 --> 00:09:45,669
There can't be an Alchemist
of the Hinterlands.
253
00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:47,071
The Hinterlands is a Shadongdom
254
00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:49,673
that can only sustain
a provost or a denier.
255
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,476
- He's right.
- Hey, how about this?
256
00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,577
Let's play.
257
00:09:53,611 --> 00:09:55,546
If I win, you give me another shot
258
00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,114
at free wireless for Pawnee.
259
00:09:57,148 --> 00:10:00,351
Have a seat. You want to be corporal...
260
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:03,587
- or warrior?
- Neither.
261
00:10:03,621 --> 00:10:06,523
I'm the Maverick.
262
00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:09,893
By using the Leslie Knope
seamless merger supesystem...
263
00:10:09,928 --> 00:10:12,196
patent pending... Pawnee and Eagleton
264
00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,998
and their parks departments
will be fully integrated
265
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,334
within the next 6 to 12 months.
266
00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:18,969
I know, I know.
267
00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:20,738
I think it was a good presentation too.
268
00:10:20,772 --> 00:10:21,805
Is that why you're laughing?
269
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,440
Your timeline is way off.
270
00:10:23,475 --> 00:10:27,811
I was in charge of the
Wesham/Southborough merger of 2004.
271
00:10:27,846 --> 00:10:30,681
You know when it was completed? Last month.
272
00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,149
What? How is that possible?
273
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:35,586
Merging governments requires
constant hands-on management.
274
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,655
You're being very cavalier
about the future of your town.
275
00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:40,570
Excuse me. I've been
accused of lot of things,
276
00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:42,192
but cavalier has never been one of them.
277
00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,161
I have a super system.
278
00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:48,098
I had a system too, but
the economy went South.
279
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:51,468
My hometown hit some hard times
280
00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:55,739
and was converted into
unincorporated territory.
281
00:10:55,774 --> 00:10:57,508
You lost your cityhood?
282
00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:58,809
If you want to see this through,
283
00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:01,211
you need eight to ten years minimum,
284
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,847
unless you want to run the
risk of Pawnee becoming...
285
00:11:03,882 --> 00:11:08,018
- Don't say it.
- Unincorporated territory.
286
00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:13,724
It's a bold flavor...
fruity, a little earthy.
287
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,559
Well, which is it... fruity or earthy?
288
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:18,062
It can't be both. They're
mutually exclusive!
289
00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,631
Oh, no! You do not come at me like that.
290
00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:22,533
I'm sorry. I don't know who I am anymore.
291
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,435
A man without a palate isn't a man.
292
00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:26,103
I love you, Donna.
293
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,504
What are you guys doing?
294
00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:29,273
There's people waiting out there!
295
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:30,747
We're having a moment, you monster!
296
00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,576
Ugh!
297
00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:34,945
- Stop hassling me.
- Ron, you're amazing.
298
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,313
You've always been like a grandpa to me,
299
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,149
but can you please lower
your standards a tiny bit
300
00:11:39,184 --> 00:11:42,186
so my customers have somewhere to sit?
301
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,687
No.
302
00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:45,623
Oh!
303
00:11:45,657 --> 00:11:47,257
I am so sorry, Tom.
304
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,459
I can't believe I'm saying this,
305
00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:49,526
but don't worry about it.
306
00:11:49,561 --> 00:11:50,894
Restaurant superstition...
307
00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:53,464
breaking a glass on the
first night is good luck.
308
00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:55,466
Oh, thank God.
309
00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:00,971
Oh, jeez.
310
00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:06,210
Play an action card,
311
00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:08,879
build a bell tower inside your citadel.
312
00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:12,616
My shaman casts a toyber
spell on your prosperity tile.
313
00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:15,986
Looks like someone's out of resource gems.
314
00:12:16,021 --> 00:12:18,022
Uh-oh.
315
00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:33,270
What's so funny?
316
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,105
Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy,
317
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,641
clearly picked up some flashy tricks,
318
00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,576
but you made one crucial mistake.
319
00:12:39,611 --> 00:12:43,447
You forgot about the essence of the game.
320
00:12:43,481 --> 00:12:45,983
It's about the Cones.
321
00:12:49,891 --> 00:12:52,336
Move my abbot to the ocean hex,
322
00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:54,558
which moves my Brinksman
to the Devil's Lair,
323
00:12:54,593 --> 00:12:58,462
and pushes my farmer...
yes, my humble farmer...
324
00:12:58,496 --> 00:13:01,502
directly into the central cone.
325
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,489
Yeah, babe, we did it.
326
00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:11,548
This whole company is ours.
327
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,783
Oh, no, it's not.
328
00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:14,595
- That's mine, it's all mine.
- Andy...
329
00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,599
for the record, I did invent this game.
330
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:20,204
But it doesn't even matter, because I won
331
00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:24,102
and I get another chance to prove that
there's something truly special about Pawnee.
332
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:29,021
Yes, there is. It's the home
of the architect. Let's talk.
333
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,597
I'm on top of the world.
334
00:13:30,717 --> 00:13:32,366
Andy, what are you doing?
335
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,724
Seems like things are a little chaotic.
336
00:13:34,844 --> 00:13:36,250
No, no, everything is perfect.
337
00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:38,171
This is April. She's gonna
be taking care of you tonight.
338
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,103
Hello, welcome to Tommy's Bistro.
339
00:13:40,223 --> 00:13:44,462
Today we have spaghetti, linguini,
butercini, ravioli, rigattoni, lasagna.
340
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:45,663
Could you repeat that?
341
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:50,450
Spaghetti, linguini, butercini, ravioli,
Ferrari, Lamborghini, rigattoni, lasagna.
342
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,093
Can I see a menu?
343
00:13:52,213 --> 00:13:54,651
We had to throw our menus away because
344
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:57,465
they are covered with
pictures of Larry's dog rectum.
345
00:13:57,585 --> 00:14:00,242
Great news. Lord Sheldon's
gonna make it. Yeah,
346
00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:03,642
just have to apply a salve to his anus
every hour for the rest of his life, but...
347
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:05,462
Oh, enjoy your meal.
348
00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,750
- For crying out loud!
- No, Mitch, don't leave. Come on.
349
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,147
You have no idea how to run a restaurant.
350
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,202
I've been in this game before and I
can see the cracks starting to form.
351
00:14:14,322 --> 00:14:18,706
Sorry, kid, consider my
investment terminated. D, let's go.
352
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:22,681
- Sir, were you sitting in that chair?
- Yes, yes I was. Why?
353
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,821
- No reason.
- Let's go!
354
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,266
Apparently, and I don't know
how, but the game has spread.
355
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:33,847
I mean, it's all over the Internet...
356
00:14:33,881 --> 00:14:35,815
Austin, Charlotte, San Diego.
357
00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,550
I mean, people are playing
with my Cones, babe.
358
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,752
That's great.
359
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,287
I'm just bummed I never copyrighted it.
360
00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:43,656
Oh, I'll look into that,
but at least because of it,
361
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:46,326
Pawnee will get free wireless,
and we can both move away
362
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,295
with a clear conscience.
363
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,364
Uh-oh. What's wrong?
364
00:14:51,398 --> 00:14:54,868
I... I can't leave Pawnee
during a difficult merger
365
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:56,970
that I'm responsible for.
366
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,505
I have to turn down the job.
367
00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:01,674
Leslie, no. You made
up your mind yesterday.
368
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,877
You... Michelle Obama.
369
00:15:03,911 --> 00:15:05,745
I know, but I've been
doing this for months.
370
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,314
The only thing that I am 100% positive on
371
00:15:08,349 --> 00:15:10,316
is that I want to stay and go.
372
00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:12,285
I'm never gonna be able to decide.
373
00:15:12,319 --> 00:15:13,987
I'm gonna be paralyzed by hypotheticals
374
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,256
until I die here, in this minivan...
375
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,324
at the San Francisco airport.
376
00:15:18,359 --> 00:15:20,527
Wait a second. I have an idea.
377
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,131
Drive here.
378
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,867
So you screwed up a little.
379
00:15:27,902 --> 00:15:30,537
You tried to shoot the
moon, and you came up short.
380
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:32,505
That doesn't mean it's over.
381
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,507
My main investor pulled out.
382
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,177
Any dollar I spend from now on is my own.
383
00:15:37,211 --> 00:15:39,512
And despite what my pocket square says,
384
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,382
I'm not a billionaire.
385
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,718
So I quit.
386
00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:45,985
Just go home, Ron.
387
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,021
I'm not done with the chairs yet.
388
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,590
It is my belief that you never start a job
389
00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:51,992
you don't intend to finish.
390
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:53,693
Really? I love quitting.
391
00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:55,929
When I was a kid and
things didn't go my way,
392
00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:57,597
I would just take my ball and go home.
393
00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:58,865
That's better than winning,
394
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:00,700
'cause then your friends
can't play anymore.
395
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:01,801
Hey!
396
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,404
- No, my stemware!
- You are not quitting.
397
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:06,206
I just called a bunch of reviewers,
398
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,242
and I told them that the
soft opening went great,
399
00:16:09,276 --> 00:16:11,244
and I invited them to come here on Friday.
400
00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:13,713
- Why would you do this to me?
- You worked really hard.
401
00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:16,049
You owe it to yourself
to give it a real shot,
402
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,851
because you are smart and talented.
403
00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:21,821
Well, I hate doing work,
but I love being flattered,
404
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,357
so maybe I'll give it another try.
405
00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:26,359
- Good.
- It's a smart move, son.
406
00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:28,695
- Thanks, Ron.
- Because you currently owe me
407
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:31,131
$16,000 for the wood.
408
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:32,432
What?
409
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,970
- Where are we going?
- Oh, it's right up here.
410
00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:40,273
Just trust me.
411
00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:43,109
I'm on Endor.
412
00:16:43,144 --> 00:16:45,378
These are the redwoods George Lucas used
413
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,881
to create the forest moon of Endor.
414
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:50,183
Sorry. That's not why we're here.
415
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,488
Well, that is a gorgeous view.
416
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:58,124
Yes, it is.
417
00:16:58,159 --> 00:16:59,959
But don't look at that. Look at this.
418
00:16:59,994 --> 00:17:03,463
You've been thinking about
this job in the abstract.
419
00:17:03,497 --> 00:17:06,433
Focus on what it actually means.
420
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,202
We're standing in a national park
421
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,271
that stretches 50 miles.
422
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:13,707
That's the Presidio over
there. It's a national park.
423
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,075
So is Alcatraz,
424
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,377
and so are the redwoods we
just walked through, by the way.
425
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,845
You take this job,
426
00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:22,449
places like this will be your office.
427
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,250
Well, that is a compelling point.
428
00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:26,853
When we got back from London, you said...
429
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:30,123
that it's a very big world and
you've seen very little of it.
430
00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:32,192
This is your chance, honey.
431
00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:36,296
This whole region... Mount
Rushmore, the Badlands,
432
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,865
the Ozarks, Abe Lincoln's childhood home...
433
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,900
you would be in charge of all of it.
434
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,470
Your job would be to preserve
435
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:45,205
the most beautiful places on earth
436
00:17:45,239 --> 00:17:47,741
so millions of people could enjoy them.
437
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:52,245
And those places, the greatest
treasures America has to offer,
438
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,715
will all have signs with your name...
439
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,518
right there.
440
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,357
Hi, Grant. I want the job.
441
00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:06,426
I have a lot of questions,
442
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,794
but I'm a little amped up right now,
443
00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,129
so I'll probably just hang up.
444
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,264
It might be for the best.
But, anyway, I love you.
445
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,000
No, I don't. I'm sorry.
That was weird. Okay, bye.
446
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:16,636
Oh, this is Lester Kanopf.
No, you know who it...
447
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,972
- Okay, bye.
- Smoothly handled, Lester.
448
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:20,673
I panicked.
449
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,010
We should go. We have
a lot of stuff to do...
450
00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:26,246
and the meter's still running
on that cab, so chop-chop.
451
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,247
- Really?
- Yeah.
452
00:18:27,886 --> 00:18:28,780
Oh.
453
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:33,347
The opening of Tom's Bistro was a disaster.
454
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,059
So what?
455
00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:36,101
This is America.
456
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:38,232
And America's the land of second chances,
457
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,404
and now we have one night,
458
00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:42,066
one after-party...
459
00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:45,446
to make the world realize that Tom's Bistro
460
00:18:45,566 --> 00:18:47,665
is where miracles can happen!
461
00:18:49,016 --> 00:18:51,672
Thomas, I have to work all
day at the Unity concert.
462
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,738
If you're gonna pull this
off, we need more people.
463
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:56,508
I know, and I didn't want to do this,
but I called in some reinforcements.
464
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,614
Did someone call for a party zoo?
465
00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:00,510
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
466
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,910
All right, so we got a
four-way going with my ex,
467
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,289
my brother, and this rando?
468
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,635
Okay, if that's where the night is going...
469
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:08,391
- It's 9:00 in the morning...
- Wha...
470
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:10,253
It's not a four-way.
471
00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,128
And I need your help.
472
00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:14,049
Take these V.I.P. invitations.
473
00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:15,999
Find all the "A" -list
peeps at the concert
474
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,570
and get 'em to the restaurant tonight.
475
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,225
I got to stop by the Parks office.
476
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,601
I'll meet you later. Godspeed.
477
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,793
I like your energy, hombre.
478
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,422
What do you say you and
I ride go-karts later?
479
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,315
I want to go horseback riding!
480
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:27,808
Deal.
481
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,715
Last chance, Ron.
482
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:33,384
The slots are finalized, but
I can squeeze in ten minutes
483
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:34,447
if a certain mister...
484
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,866
Duke Silver wanted to come out.
485
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,511
Come on, Ron, it's gonna be so fun.
486
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:40,832
Thank you, Andrew, but fun or not,
487
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,794
playing music is something
I like to keep private,
488
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,032
along with my family, my conversations,
489
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,913
and my whereabouts at all times.
490
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:53,241
Okay, everyone, welcome to the very
last Unity concert planning meeting.
491
00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:56,031
Andy, you are in charge. This
is your show. Take it away.
492
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:59,568
Your mission, should
you choose to accept it,
493
00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:02,795
is to accept the following missions.
494
00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:04,577
- Madison.
- Manning that art tents.
495
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,913
- Donna.
- Scheduling... and security liaison.
496
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,171
- Larry.
- Staying out of the way.
497
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,065
And all of the rest of the
volunteer-work assignments
498
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,787
are up on this board.
499
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:17,212
Your main goal today is to
get 2,000 people to sign up
500
00:20:17,332 --> 00:20:20,828
for the Pawnee-Eagleton
merger preservation
501
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,089
volunteer action squad.
502
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,240
Their first project will be to come up
503
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:26,641
with a shorter name for the group.
504
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:30,761
You're right. The name is too
long. I was picturing bigger hats.
505
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,728
- All right, here we go.
- Everybody, let's get to work.
506
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,484
Can the Parks and Rec people
hang back for a second?
507
00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:40,612
Um...
508
00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:46,374
The reason I wanted you guys to stick
around is, I wanted to tell you...
509
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:50,260
- That I love and admire you.
- Oh! Leslie, thank you.
510
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,116
You say that every morning.
511
00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:55,865
A while ago, I was offered a job
at the national parks service,
512
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:59,614
and it's a great opportunity, but
it means that I'll have to move...
513
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:00,853
to Illinois.
514
00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:03,338
And I took the job.
515
00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:04,701
- Good for you!
- Wow!
516
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,316
- That's great!
- Congratulations, Knope.
517
00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:08,876
The sentimental people in this office
518
00:21:08,946 --> 00:21:10,142
will probably miss you.
519
00:21:10,262 --> 00:21:12,772
- When do you leave?
- Soon, maybe a month.
520
00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:15,671
Oh. That makes what we're about to show you
521
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,640
a little bit awkward.
522
00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,876
We had a new founders
day statue commissioned
523
00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:23,346
and added your name to the
list of founders of Pawnee.
524
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:26,282
Because you basically
founded this new town.
525
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:29,218
Leslie Knope, champion of
the Pawnee-Eagleton merger,
526
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:30,653
"our most faithful citizen.
527
00:21:30,687 --> 00:21:32,455
She never abandoned us."
528
00:21:32,489 --> 00:21:34,557
- Oh, boy.
- There's a quote too.
529
00:21:34,591 --> 00:21:36,692
"'Only a moron would ever live anywhere
530
00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:38,027
other than Pawnee, Indiana.'
531
00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:39,929
Leslie Knope, multiple occasions."
532
00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:42,965
I can cut a new plinth with
a less ironic inscription.
533
00:21:42,999 --> 00:21:44,840
This is so touching, you guys.
534
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,337
I am crying out of happiness
and sadness and gratitude
535
00:21:48,372 --> 00:21:49,805
and because I'm carrying triplets
536
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,707
and for a fifth reason
that I can't figure out.
537
00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:53,609
Leslie, don't cry. It's not that great.
538
00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:56,245
It doesn't even look like you.
Or, actually, you know what?
539
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,314
It kind of does.
540
00:21:58,348 --> 00:22:00,282
Well, it's about that time.
541
00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:01,751
Unity concert!
542
00:22:08,492 --> 00:22:10,726
Hello, Pawnee. We're The Decembrists.
543
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:16,399
It's great to be here
in support of this event.
544
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,200
This is truly an amazing town.
545
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:22,872
I ordered a small cheeseburger,
and both the buns were pizzas.
546
00:22:32,983 --> 00:22:35,751
♪ each feather ♪
547
00:22:35,786 --> 00:22:38,621
♪ it fell from skin ♪
548
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:39,989
Joanie baby,
549
00:22:40,023 --> 00:22:41,983
I'm throwing a huge party
tonight at Tom's Bistro.
550
00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:44,093
- You gots to stop by.
- You gots to stop by.
551
00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:46,629
Will this medium drink of water be there?
552
00:22:46,663 --> 00:22:50,166
The only reason I wouldn't be
there is if I got pulled over...
553
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,670
♪ For violating my house arrest ♪
554
00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:56,038
Ah-boosh!
555
00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:57,273
- What?
- Judge gave me
556
00:22:57,307 --> 00:22:58,641
two ankle bracelets,
557
00:22:58,675 --> 00:23:00,635
said it was the first time
he ever had to do that.
558
00:23:00,644 --> 00:23:03,546
Uh, jah boy's a question on the bar exam.
559
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,147
Yah-hey!
560
00:23:05,182 --> 00:23:09,018
Anyway, Tom's Bistro, tonight, be there.
561
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,889
Uh-oh. Okay.
562
00:23:13,924 --> 00:23:15,358
Don't... just let me talk...
563
00:23:15,392 --> 00:23:17,593
Well, the relocation package seems fair,
564
00:23:17,628 --> 00:23:20,429
but the dental plan is more than fair.
565
00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:23,065
I mean, three annual cleanings
for the spouse? Ka-ching.
566
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,533
Hey, did someone say "dental plan"?
567
00:23:24,568 --> 00:23:25,635
How's it going?
568
00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:28,337
Councilman Jeremy Jamm, Jamm orthodontics.
569
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:29,905
Hey, uh, I think we can all agree
570
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,307
this concert blows, right?
571
00:23:31,341 --> 00:23:32,775
You guys really want to see a crowd,
572
00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:35,811
you might want to stop by my
secession rally later tonight.
573
00:23:35,846 --> 00:23:37,947
That is gonna be off the hook!
574
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,749
- You ever heard of warrant?
- Yeah.
575
00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:41,017
There's a cover band around here...
576
00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:42,451
they call themselves "Cherry Pie."
577
00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:44,086
Pretty sure we got their bass player.
578
00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:45,888
- Oh, wow.
- Gonna be pretty good.
579
00:23:45,922 --> 00:23:49,692
♪ Dah-nah-nah, rock
and roll, yeah, poison ♪
580
00:23:49,726 --> 00:23:50,960
What is that?
581
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,634
Just general rock, man. It's gonna be fun.
582
00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:55,865
♪ She's my cherry pie,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
583
00:23:55,899 --> 00:23:58,401
- that guy was a councilman?
- Crazy, right?
584
00:23:58,435 --> 00:23:59,969
Okay, uh, let's talk staff.
585
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,570
For the first few months,
586
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:03,139
you're only gonna have six staffers.
587
00:24:03,173 --> 00:24:04,874
Four of them will be coming up from Omaha.
588
00:24:04,908 --> 00:24:07,376
Oh, so does that mean that
there's two openings left?
589
00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:09,078
- Yeah.
- Because I happen to know
590
00:24:09,112 --> 00:24:11,480
some of the most dedicated civil servants
591
00:24:11,515 --> 00:24:13,649
and greatest people to
ever walk the planet earth.
592
00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:16,085
You can hire whoever you like.
593
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,889
♪ I will hang my head ♪
594
00:24:19,923 --> 00:24:21,791
♪ hang my head ♪
595
00:24:21,825 --> 00:24:26,295
♪ low, low, low ♪
596
00:24:34,338 --> 00:24:38,674
Ginuwine, it is an honor to be
breathing the same air as you.
597
00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:39,875
No joke.
598
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,511
But real talk... we're both men about town
599
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:45,248
being constantly bombarded
with party invitations.
600
00:24:45,282 --> 00:24:46,716
Who is this guy?
601
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:48,351
My friend who's opening
a restaurant tonight,
602
00:24:48,385 --> 00:24:49,785
and you're going to be there, cousin,
603
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,287
unless you want me to get onstage
604
00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:53,155
and talk about how we used
to take baths together,
605
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:56,092
how you cried whenever I
took away your rubber duckies.
606
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,593
Damn, Donna.
607
00:24:57,628 --> 00:25:00,429
Why you got to bring
the Quackson 5 into this?
608
00:25:00,464 --> 00:25:03,132
How y'all doing?
609
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:05,568
Li'l Sebastian, this one is for you,
610
00:25:05,602 --> 00:25:10,039
because you're my pony.
611
00:25:14,821 --> 00:25:16,723
♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
612
00:25:16,924 --> 00:25:19,686
♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪
613
00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:23,834
♪ someone who knows how to ride ♪
614
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,692
Ron, I have to ask you something,
615
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,365
and I want you to consider it, okay?
616
00:25:28,473 --> 00:25:29,496
Really consider it.
617
00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:34,152
How would you feel about leaving
Pawnee and moving to Chicago?
618
00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:35,877
Hold on, come on, I'm not done.
619
00:25:36,188 --> 00:25:37,851
You'd be working for
the federal government.
620
00:25:38,164 --> 00:25:40,770
You know what, excuse me
621
00:25:40,771 --> 00:25:42,490
for wanting my dear
friend and ethical mentor
622
00:25:42,491 --> 00:25:44,473
to accompany me on the
adventure of a lifetime.
623
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,246
It's very sweet, Leslie,
624
00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:50,762
and the national parks service is probably
the only branch of government worth a damn,
625
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:54,554
but Diane and I are quite
happy raising our family here.
626
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,786
Now, if you'll excuse me,
there's a booth over there
627
00:25:56,787 --> 00:25:59,550
serving something called,
"fried sausage quilts,"
628
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:02,146
so I'm going to buy the booth.
629
00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:07,148
♪ Just once if I had the chance ♪
630
00:26:07,814 --> 00:26:11,555
Hello. I'm Johnny Karate.
631
00:26:14,357 --> 00:26:16,668
♪ Imaginary friends are cool ♪
632
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:20,608
♪ imaginary friends take the fall for you ♪
633
00:26:20,635 --> 00:26:23,441
- Daddy, you should play music.
- Yeah, Ron.
634
00:26:23,561 --> 00:26:25,467
Go on. Get up there. Have some fun.
635
00:26:25,587 --> 00:26:29,156
I recalibrated the sights on all
the rifles in the shooting gallery.
636
00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:31,809
I've had enough fun for one day.
637
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,118
Oh, I know that look. Where is she?
638
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,809
She's near. Hide the children.
639
00:26:40,472 --> 00:26:41,864
Hello, Ron.
640
00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:44,836
- Hello, Ron's friend.
- Tammy,
641
00:26:44,956 --> 00:26:48,031
what could possibly bring you
to a children's performance...
642
00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:50,541
preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn?
643
00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:52,949
No, just trolling for some daddy.
644
00:26:52,992 --> 00:26:54,972
Oh, sorry. I pronounced that wrong.
645
00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:57,300
Trolling for some dad "D."
646
00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:59,960
Diane, why don't you take
the girls for some ice cream
647
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,853
while I dispose of this
sewer-dwelling gutter witch?
648
00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:05,173
Bye, Tammy. Always a pleasure.
649
00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:07,301
You're not fooling me, Ron.
650
00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:11,674
This little domestic charade of
yours hasn't changed you one bit.
651
00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:14,700
You're still the same old Ron Swanson,
652
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,576
and I will defeat you.
653
00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:20,069
I will defeat you right into my pants.
654
00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:23,056
- Thank you!
- Everybody go crazy!
655
00:27:25,405 --> 00:27:26,805
All right, thanks, guys. Remember...
656
00:27:26,806 --> 00:27:28,173
karate on bad guys only.
657
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:29,508
Hey, man, you were really great out there.
658
00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:31,618
Oh, hey, burly. How you doing, man?
659
00:27:31,738 --> 00:27:33,372
Pretty good, man. Remember my nephew, Jack?
660
00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:34,807
- He's a really big fan.
- Whoa, hey, Jack.
661
00:27:34,841 --> 00:27:36,108
Good to see you, bud.
662
00:27:36,142 --> 00:27:37,643
Hey, listen, man, I'm really sorry
663
00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:39,645
things ended so weird with mouse rat.
664
00:27:39,679 --> 00:27:41,113
You know, that's not
really how I pictured us
665
00:27:41,147 --> 00:27:43,549
- breaking up, you know.
- Yeah, I do know.
666
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,303
I always figured we'd...
you know, whatever...
667
00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:47,252
break up 'cause I got drafted by the Colts.
668
00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:50,422
And then in the first game,
of course, I'd break my leg.
669
00:27:50,457 --> 00:27:53,959
Crowd starts chanting my name,
and I give 'em the thumbs-up.
670
00:27:53,994 --> 00:27:56,362
And then I'd go to the hospital.
I'd get really good at chess.
671
00:27:56,396 --> 00:27:58,397
I end up beating the computer finally,
672
00:27:58,431 --> 00:28:00,799
and then the band just
sort of drifts apart.
673
00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,267
- That was how I saw it, but...
- Yeah.
674
00:28:02,302 --> 00:28:05,337
- Take it easy.
- Yeah, see you.
675
00:28:05,372 --> 00:28:07,506
Babe, that was so awesome.
676
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,974
That was the best performance ever.
677
00:28:09,009 --> 00:28:11,276
One kid peed his pants because
he didn't want to miss anything.
678
00:28:11,311 --> 00:28:13,279
- What? I gave a kid pee pants?
- Yes!
679
00:28:13,313 --> 00:28:16,115
Well, that's why I do what I do.
680
00:28:16,149 --> 00:28:17,583
What's wrong?
681
00:28:17,617 --> 00:28:18,777
I guess I just kind of miss
682
00:28:18,785 --> 00:28:20,286
having people up onstage with me.
683
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,254
They never tell you when you go solo
684
00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:24,123
that it's just gonna be you up there.
685
00:28:24,157 --> 00:28:28,293
Anyways, what do you say I
take you over to the ball pit,
686
00:28:28,328 --> 00:28:30,596
and we find your cell phone I lost?
687
00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:31,964
You what?
688
00:28:31,998 --> 00:28:33,999
♪ Just living on a Sunday morning ♪
689
00:28:34,034 --> 00:28:37,002
♪ got my toast and tea, and I'm warm and ♪
690
00:28:37,037 --> 00:28:43,976
♪ I just thought I'd think about ♪
691
00:28:45,278 --> 00:28:51,750
♪ and it might be ♪
692
00:28:51,785 --> 00:28:54,320
♪ the comfort of a knowledge
of a rise above the sky ♪
693
00:28:54,354 --> 00:28:56,221
♪ could never parallel the
challenge of an acquion ♪
694
00:28:56,256 --> 00:29:00,559
♪ in the here and now, here and now ♪
695
00:29:00,593 --> 00:29:03,062
I love you, Kay Hanley!
696
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,934
I hope you like deep-dish pizza,
697
00:29:08,969 --> 00:29:11,437
because there's gonna be a
lot more of it in Chicago,
698
00:29:11,471 --> 00:29:14,139
where we're all gonna be moving.
699
00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:16,075
- Okay.
- No. No.
700
00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:19,311
We are not moving to Chicago
for, like, a billion reasons.
701
00:29:19,346 --> 00:29:22,464
- But, babe, pizza.
- There's pizza in Pawnee.
702
00:29:22,584 --> 00:29:24,318
Right. Thanks, babe.
703
00:29:24,353 --> 00:29:26,154
You're so good at
reminding me where pizza is.
704
00:29:26,188 --> 00:29:28,022
Come on, guys, take a risk.
705
00:29:28,056 --> 00:29:30,258
Live on the edge. Life is an adventure.
706
00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:31,425
It is! Let's do it!
707
00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:33,127
- No.
- No.
708
00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:35,730
Pawnee is cheap, and we like it here,
709
00:29:35,764 --> 00:29:39,634
and Chicago seems like there's
a lot of stuff to do and people,
710
00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:41,602
but I like to do nothing with no one.
711
00:29:41,637 --> 00:29:43,671
So thank you, and I love you,
712
00:29:43,705 --> 00:29:46,741
but, no, thank you, and I hate you.
713
00:29:46,775 --> 00:29:48,609
I love you.
714
00:29:49,811 --> 00:29:52,680
Well, you know, you owe me for that pizza.
715
00:29:54,716 --> 00:29:57,685
♪ But you're motoring ♪
716
00:29:57,719 --> 00:30:01,956
♪ Yeah ♪
717
00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:07,328
♪ motoring ♪
718
00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:13,134
Sister Christian.
719
00:30:14,970 --> 00:30:17,004
Thank you, Pawnee!
720
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:21,809
We have been Bobby Knight Ranger!
721
00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:28,082
Super cool to hear Sister Christian
722
00:30:28,116 --> 00:30:29,650
that many times in a row.
723
00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:32,420
Now is the moment we've
all been waiting for.
724
00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:36,424
This next band agreed to
reunite for one night only,
725
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,725
and it's gonna be great.
726
00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:40,628
I personally hope that
they play Summer Sun.
727
00:30:40,662 --> 00:30:43,364
We all know how it goes, right?
728
00:30:43,398 --> 00:30:46,467
♪ Summer sun ♪
729
00:30:46,501 --> 00:30:48,669
♪ summer sun ♪
730
00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:49,837
- Hey, Andy.
- * Summer... *
731
00:30:49,872 --> 00:30:51,472
Why don't you let us play those, bud?
732
00:30:51,507 --> 00:30:52,740
Oh, yeah, good point. Okay.
733
00:30:52,774 --> 00:30:56,663
Without any further ado, land ho!
734
00:31:02,651 --> 00:31:04,285
What up, Pawnee?
735
00:31:09,892 --> 00:31:13,494
♪ alone and zoned and sad ♪
736
00:31:13,529 --> 00:31:15,496
♪ no one gives a zig or zag ♪
737
00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:21,168
♪ I should have let you ride ♪
738
00:31:21,203 --> 00:31:22,970
♪ I should have let you go ♪
739
00:31:32,881 --> 00:31:34,081
Thank you, Pawnee!
740
00:31:34,116 --> 00:31:35,383
You miss the band?
741
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:37,985
No, I mean, I love that
I'm Johnny Karate now,
742
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:41,422
but being part of a band, that's just...
743
00:31:41,457 --> 00:31:43,558
that's rock and roll, man.
744
00:31:43,592 --> 00:31:48,029
Joining us now for our
finale, legendary local band,
745
00:31:48,063 --> 00:31:50,531
please welcome Mouse Rat!
746
00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:54,035
You guys are closing this sucker down!
747
00:31:58,006 --> 00:32:00,007
Well, how about this
Unity concert, huh, Pawnee?
748
00:32:03,846 --> 00:32:06,514
I love this town so much,
749
00:32:06,548 --> 00:32:09,250
and I'm just so proud to live here.
750
00:32:09,284 --> 00:32:12,453
And we're gonna close
tonight out with a tribute
751
00:32:12,487 --> 00:32:15,156
to Pawnee's greatest treasure.
752
00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:20,394
♪ Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing ♪
753
00:32:22,998 --> 00:32:29,036
♪ You trade your legs for angel's wings ♪
754
00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:35,376
♪ and once we've all said good-bye ♪
755
00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:42,350
♪ you take a running leap,
and you learn to fly ♪
756
00:32:42,384 --> 00:32:48,322
♪ bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian ♪
757
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:52,527
♪ I miss you in the saddest fashion ♪
758
00:32:52,561 --> 00:32:54,996
Whoo!
759
00:32:55,030 --> 00:32:59,667
♪ bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian ♪
760
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:06,040
♪ you're 5,000 candles in the wind ♪
761
00:33:06,074 --> 00:33:10,278
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Ssilver!
762
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:27,462
♪ bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian ♪
763
00:33:29,198 --> 00:33:35,870
♪ I miss you in the saddest fashion ♪
764
00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:40,374
♪ bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian ♪
765
00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:47,381
♪ you're 5,000 candles in the wind ♪
766
00:33:57,715 --> 00:34:00,163
Guys, this is the most
important night of my life,
767
00:34:00,283 --> 00:34:02,320
which means it's the most
important night of your lives too.
768
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,499
Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab
769
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,140
that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
770
00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:07,684
No way, The Closer? Oof!
771
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,573
It's opening night. Let's do this!
772
00:34:10,693 --> 00:34:13,086
Hey, butt wieners!
773
00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:15,773
♪ Look who I found ♪
774
00:34:15,893 --> 00:34:17,622
- Daddy!
- No.
775
00:34:17,742 --> 00:34:19,988
Your father ruined my last business.
Why would you bring him here?
776
00:34:20,108 --> 00:34:22,097
Because you told me to look for V.I.P.s,
777
00:34:22,217 --> 00:34:25,941
and my daddy is the V.I.-est "P" I know.
778
00:34:26,061 --> 00:34:28,369
- I love you, daddy.
- I love you too, angel.
779
00:34:28,489 --> 00:34:29,871
Money, please.
780
00:34:30,948 --> 00:34:32,663
- Mm! Money! Money! Money!
- Money, please!
781
00:34:32,664 --> 00:34:33,664
Craig, we're gonna drink.
782
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,795
Why would you come here, Saperstein?
783
00:34:35,915 --> 00:34:38,922
I came here to see your
flourishing business,
784
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,367
to see how well you're doing.
785
00:34:40,707 --> 00:34:42,799
Wow! You're back.
786
00:34:42,919 --> 00:34:45,513
Can you squeeze me in, or
do I need a reservation?
787
00:34:46,822 --> 00:34:49,367
'Cause there's nobody here.
788
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:52,130
Maybe this restaurant
won't be a huge success.
789
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,554
Maybe it won't be packed with celebrities.
790
00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:56,751
- Tommy!
- Or maybe it will.
791
00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:58,763
- Hello, Joan. Hello, Perd.
- Hi.
792
00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:00,629
Thanks for coming by.
793
00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:03,161
- Can I get you a drink?
- I'll have the Joan.
794
00:35:03,281 --> 00:35:07,160
It's a tumbler of gin, and it's
got crushed aspirin around the rim.
795
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,176
And I would just like an empty glass.
796
00:35:09,486 --> 00:35:12,026
Steve, can we get these
cocktails going for Joan and Perd?
797
00:35:12,146 --> 00:35:15,284
Oh, look, Kay Hanley, rock
star, thanks for coming by.
798
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,408
Thanks for having me.
799
00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:19,067
Come on in, guys. You
might want to grab a seat,
800
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:21,654
Dr. Saperstein. Looks like it's getting...
801
00:35:21,655 --> 00:35:23,588
a little crowded.
802
00:35:29,103 --> 00:35:32,544
And I said, "you don't need a
towel. You need a washcloth."
803
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:39,028
You know, I don't think that
the girls have ever been happier
804
00:35:39,029 --> 00:35:41,895
or more surprised than when
you got up on that stage.
805
00:35:42,869 --> 00:35:44,698
Well, having you and the kids in my life
806
00:35:44,699 --> 00:35:46,267
has made me a different person.
807
00:35:46,701 --> 00:35:52,148
And I like it. There's more
room in my life for... fun.
808
00:35:56,444 --> 00:35:58,432
Hi, Ben.
809
00:35:59,048 --> 00:36:00,610
It's me, Barney, from the accounting firm.
810
00:36:00,730 --> 00:36:04,019
Yes. Hi, Barney. You don't have
to introduce yourself every time.
811
00:36:04,254 --> 00:36:05,582
I was gonna wait until your birthday
812
00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:07,848
to give this to you,
but I'm just too excited.
813
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,408
This is the copyright to Cones of Dunshire.
814
00:36:11,634 --> 00:36:14,269
After you gave it to us as
a gift, we saw its potential,
815
00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:17,939
so we formed a "C" corp and
registered it in your name.
816
00:36:17,974 --> 00:36:21,143
This is amazing. How can I ever repay you?
817
00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:23,745
Come work for us at the accounting firm.
818
00:36:23,779 --> 00:36:24,913
Okay.
819
00:36:24,947 --> 00:36:26,648
Oh! Oh!
820
00:36:26,682 --> 00:36:28,750
No, sorry. I can't.
821
00:36:28,785 --> 00:36:31,453
Wow. Shortest one yet.
822
00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:34,222
Thank you.
823
00:36:34,257 --> 00:36:35,257
Babe, thank you so much
824
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:37,192
for organizing the mouse rat reunion.
825
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:40,295
It was actually Ginuwine
who arranged everything.
826
00:36:40,329 --> 00:36:41,963
He really cares about you.
827
00:36:41,998 --> 00:36:43,832
You're the greatest wife ever.
828
00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:45,901
I wish I could marry you all over again.
829
00:36:45,935 --> 00:36:47,435
Let's get divorced.
830
00:36:47,470 --> 00:36:48,770
That way, we can get married again.
831
00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:49,838
Yes, let's do it.
832
00:36:49,872 --> 00:36:50,906
- You want to?
- Yes!
833
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,140
We should do that, right?
834
00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:53,241
Yeah, totally.
835
00:36:53,276 --> 00:36:55,443
- We're getting divorced!
- Yes.
836
00:36:55,478 --> 00:36:56,878
This is amazing.
837
00:36:56,913 --> 00:36:58,613
Practically everyone we invited came,
838
00:36:58,648 --> 00:37:00,916
except for Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus.
839
00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:02,184
I was hoping tonight
would be magical enough
840
00:37:02,218 --> 00:37:04,152
- to get 'em back together.
- Let it go, friend.
841
00:37:04,187 --> 00:37:07,656
He's not good enough
for her, and vice versa!
842
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:10,792
Thomas. Yes, we don't get along,
843
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:14,262
but I look at you... I
see driven, I see smart,
844
00:37:14,297 --> 00:37:16,998
and I just had the best Italian meal
845
00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,233
I've ever had in my life,
846
00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:20,869
and I've been to Dallas.
847
00:37:20,903 --> 00:37:22,370
- I'm in.
- No way.
848
00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:24,773
I'm not gonna let you take
another one of my businesses.
849
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:27,275
No, no, I'm in as a partner.
850
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:29,244
I'm always looking for new investments.
851
00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:30,479
I've got an auto dealership.
852
00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:31,713
I've got a massage parlor,
853
00:37:31,747 --> 00:37:34,483
a dry-cleaning
transactional holding company
854
00:37:34,517 --> 00:37:37,586
that is doing unbelievably
well, I might add.
855
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,888
What do you say?
856
00:37:39,922 --> 00:37:42,791
You know what? I'm not
really looking for investors,
857
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,760
given the almost embarrassing
level of success I've attained,
858
00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:47,295
but I'll consider it.
859
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,730
Now, if you'll excuse me,
860
00:37:48,764 --> 00:37:50,332
I need to get some pictures
for my wall of fame.
861
00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:53,869
Uh, excuse me, miss Hanley?
Do you mind if I snap a you-ie?
862
00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:55,370
It's what I call selfies of other people.
863
00:37:55,404 --> 00:37:56,371
Sure.
864
00:37:57,607 --> 00:37:59,274
Can I get everyone's attention, please?
865
00:37:59,308 --> 00:38:03,178
Our goal was to get 2,000 signatures
866
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,080
in support of the merger.
867
00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,848
We got...
868
00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:08,650
almost 4,000
869
00:38:08,684 --> 00:38:11,787
on the first night.
870
00:38:11,821 --> 00:38:14,122
Hey, everybody, let's
keep this party going.
871
00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:16,224
The next round of gnocchi is on the house.
872
00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:22,797
You look sad, Knope.
873
00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:25,534
Couldn't find any takers for Chicago?
874
00:38:25,568 --> 00:38:27,402
Everybody turned me down but Larry.
875
00:38:27,437 --> 00:38:28,870
- Ouch.
- Yeah.
876
00:38:28,905 --> 00:38:30,305
Well, cheer up.
877
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:32,641
You got a new job, new challenges,
878
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,109
all that crap you like.
879
00:38:34,143 --> 00:38:37,045
Man, I'm gonna miss
Pawnee. I wish I could stay,
880
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:40,549
you know, keep an eye on
it, raise my kids here.
881
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,584
And let's be honest, am I ever gonna find
882
00:38:42,618 --> 00:38:44,486
a better breakfast than JJ's Diner?
883
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,021
You will not, no.
884
00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,656
I know it's not easy to leave,
885
00:38:47,690 --> 00:38:51,259
but this job does seem perfect.
886
00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:54,029
Of course, I'd prefer you
use your talents elsewhere.
887
00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:56,231
You know, with your
courage and small frame,
888
00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:57,999
you'd make an excellent coal miner.
889
00:38:58,034 --> 00:38:59,668
Thank you, Ron. That's very sweet.
890
00:38:59,702 --> 00:39:01,937
It's time for you to move up in the world.
891
00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:04,239
Your ambition was bound to take you away
892
00:39:04,273 --> 00:39:06,274
from the town you love sooner or later,
893
00:39:06,309 --> 00:39:08,176
and you can't have everything you want.
894
00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:09,778
Oh, my God.
895
00:39:09,812 --> 00:39:11,913
I can have everything I want!
896
00:39:11,948 --> 00:39:13,281
- Thank you.
- I feel like
897
00:39:13,316 --> 00:39:14,850
- you're not listening to me.
- Oh, and by the way,
898
00:39:14,884 --> 00:39:17,786
don't think that we are
not discussing Duke silver.
899
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,888
When were you going to tell me about that?
900
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,758
Unbelievable! I am so furious at you,
901
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:24,292
but I've already forgiven
you, and you need to teach me
902
00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:25,660
how to play the saxophone.
903
00:39:25,695 --> 00:39:26,995
Okay, bye.
904
00:39:33,401 --> 00:39:35,135
Hi, Leslie and everyone.
905
00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:36,327
- I'm Grant...
- No time for small talk.
906
00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:39,045
I think the best version of me working
907
00:39:39,165 --> 00:39:42,113
as Midwest regional
director is not in Chicago.
908
00:39:42,233 --> 00:39:44,644
It's right here in Pawnee.
909
00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:46,323
- How so?
- The financial savings here
910
00:39:46,443 --> 00:39:47,502
are enormous.
911
00:39:47,622 --> 00:39:49,512
I mean, the cost of
living is way lower here,
912
00:39:49,632 --> 00:39:52,251
and renting the entire
third floor of this building
913
00:39:52,376 --> 00:39:55,211
would be way cheaper than a
much smaller space in Chicago.
914
00:39:55,246 --> 00:39:57,948
Pawnee is actually closer
to most of the parks
915
00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:01,718
in the Midwest region, and
it's got Tom's Bistro...
916
00:40:01,752 --> 00:40:03,720
an exciting new-wave Italian eatery
917
00:40:03,722 --> 00:40:06,022
that's equal parts Dean
Martin and Bruno Mars.
918
00:40:06,057 --> 00:40:07,524
But that's just what The Indianapolis Star
919
00:40:07,558 --> 00:40:08,725
is saying.
920
00:40:08,759 --> 00:40:10,360
Let's see what everyone else has to say.
921
00:40:10,394 --> 00:40:12,162
No, no, this is not what
we're doing right now.
922
00:40:12,196 --> 00:40:14,898
- But congrats.
- Leslie should stay here.
923
00:40:14,932 --> 00:40:16,666
And if you don't agree with
us, it's nine against one,
924
00:40:16,701 --> 00:40:18,068
and we can make you disappear forever.
925
00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:20,737
- What?
- I said, "We have free wi-fi."
926
00:40:20,771 --> 00:40:23,273
Look, Pawnee is a town on the rise,
927
00:40:23,307 --> 00:40:26,309
and national parks could
get in on the ground floor.
928
00:40:26,344 --> 00:40:29,846
It's the best option, hands down.
929
00:40:29,881 --> 00:40:32,849
Well, I'll run this up the flagpole.
930
00:40:32,884 --> 00:40:35,952
Also, can you bring back Power Rangers?
931
00:40:35,987 --> 00:40:38,288
I don't know what it is you do,
932
00:40:38,322 --> 00:40:41,391
but you seem important
enough to get that done.
933
00:40:41,425 --> 00:40:44,594
Sometimes you have to
make the hardest climb
934
00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,429
to see the most beautiful sunrise.
935
00:40:46,464 --> 00:40:48,965
I read that once on an old
lady's decorative pillow.
936
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,301
But it is really how I feel today.
937
00:40:51,335 --> 00:40:54,271
I've climbed a very
weird and rocky mountain,
938
00:40:54,305 --> 00:40:56,373
and it was a pain in the
ass, and my legs are tired,
939
00:40:56,407 --> 00:40:59,342
and I'm starving, but the sun is rising
940
00:40:59,377 --> 00:41:02,045
over a sea of love and
waffles and possibility.
941
00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:06,249
So I'm just gonna relax
and take a deep breath
942
00:41:06,284 --> 00:41:11,588
and enjoy this view for
as long as I possibly can.
943
00:41:13,424 --> 00:41:16,326
Call Ken and Rebecca, and
no statements to the press
944
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,428
unless I personally release them.
945
00:41:18,462 --> 00:41:20,263
We are on a media lockdown.
946
00:41:20,298 --> 00:41:23,567
Where is Ed with the file? Ed!
947
00:41:23,601 --> 00:41:25,702
I'm sorry, Miss Knope, I lost the file.
948
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:27,804
- It's gone.
- Ed, you're a nice guy,
949
00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:30,040
but you're the most incompetent
person I've ever word with,
950
00:41:30,074 --> 00:41:32,709
and that includes Terry.
951
00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:35,412
Jeez! Get it together, Terry.
952
00:41:35,446 --> 00:41:37,347
Clean out your desk. You're fired.
953
00:41:37,381 --> 00:41:39,082
I understand. Thank you for the literally
954
00:41:39,116 --> 00:41:40,756
hundreds of opportunities you've given me.
955
00:41:40,796 --> 00:41:43,102
Good-bye, everyone. It's
been a great three years.
956
00:41:43,222 --> 00:41:45,296
Cancel my flight to South
Dakota. We'll do it next month.
957
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:48,006
- Babe, what's our play here?
- Everyone's waiting downstairs in my office.
958
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,644
Let's just go hear what they have to say.
959
00:41:49,764 --> 00:41:50,749
But honey, tonight's your big night.
960
00:41:50,869 --> 00:41:53,007
No, this is more important.
Where are the kids?
961
00:41:53,127 --> 00:41:55,578
- Right here.
- Hey, guys!
962
00:41:55,698 --> 00:41:57,653
Mommy and daddy had to do a little work,
963
00:41:57,773 --> 00:41:59,930
and you're gonna have a fun
play date with Uncle Andy
964
00:41:59,931 --> 00:42:02,442
- and Aunty April, okay?
- Let's go, munchkins.
965
00:42:02,549 --> 00:42:04,864
I forgot, Ben... how many bags
of marshmallows do I give them?
966
00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:07,514
None! Just let April do everything.
967
00:42:07,634 --> 00:42:10,085
One day, in the distant future,
968
00:42:10,205 --> 00:42:12,517
things will be calm and normal, right?
969
00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:14,704
Probably not. But that's okay.
970
00:42:15,021 --> 00:42:16,945
- You ready?
- Not at all.
971
00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:19,807
But that's never stopped us before.
972
00:42:22,044 --> 00:42:28,651
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