1 00:00:02,534 --> 00:00:04,534 Which brings us to 2005... 2 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:07,135 The Circle Park renovation was complete, 3 00:00:07,436 --> 00:00:10,136 and a young man named Thomas Haverford 4 00:00:10,237 --> 00:00:12,305 was still two years away from getting hired. 5 00:00:12,373 --> 00:00:15,241 Perhaps we could skip ahead and just hit the highlights? 6 00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:17,610 I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective, 7 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:19,779 but I guess I can just focus on the really important moments. 8 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:22,982 Ah! The debate about getting a pod-based coffee machine. 9 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:25,818 Garry and I wrote a little musical number about that, 10 00:00:25,886 --> 00:00:28,388 and it goes a little something like thi-- 11 00:00:28,455 --> 00:00:29,855 Can't we just quickly shake hands, 12 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:31,024 pretend we like each other, 13 00:00:31,091 --> 00:00:32,571 - and get out of here? - I'm all for that. 14 00:00:32,593 --> 00:00:35,061 No, April, Ron, we need to celebrate everything 15 00:00:35,129 --> 00:00:36,596 that we've done together as a group. 16 00:00:36,663 --> 00:00:38,197 This is our last day here! 17 00:00:38,265 --> 00:00:41,267 Who knows when we'll all be together like this again? 18 00:00:41,335 --> 00:00:42,702 Excuse me. Hi. 19 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,103 There's a swing in a park 20 00:00:44,171 --> 00:00:46,472 near my house that's been broken for about three months. 21 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,241 Is it possible to get that fixed? 22 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:52,145 Anything is possible if you follow your dreams. 23 00:00:52,213 --> 00:00:53,313 Johnny Karate. 24 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,115 Except getting a swing fixed. 25 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:56,712 None of us actually work here anymore. 26 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:58,635 Come back in two hours when the office is open. 27 00:00:58,703 --> 00:01:00,770 - Thank you. - Wait. 28 00:01:00,838 --> 00:01:03,340 Actually, sir, we can help. 29 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:06,676 We can and we will because when we used to work here, 30 00:01:06,744 --> 00:01:08,478 helping people was our job. 31 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:09,879 Forget about these old stories. 32 00:01:09,947 --> 00:01:11,081 Let's make a new one. 33 00:01:11,148 --> 00:01:12,716 Let's fix a swing. 34 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:14,384 One last ride for the Parks and Rec gang. 35 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:15,452 Who's in? 36 00:01:15,453 --> 00:01:16,620 Yeah. 37 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,655 ♪ The vote was four to three ♪ 38 00:01:18,723 --> 00:01:20,457 ♪ Donna said to get rid of me 39 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:21,925 ♪ But Ron was suspicious 40 00:01:21,993 --> 00:01:24,060 ♪ 'Cause my coffee was delicious ♪ 41 00:01:24,078 --> 00:01:26,079 Come on, Garry, you're the mayor now. 42 00:01:26,147 --> 00:01:28,648 Have some dignity. 43 00:01:32,419 --> 00:01:37,259 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,988 Okay, so what is our first step 45 00:01:51,055 --> 00:01:52,723 on our quest to help this man? 46 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,124 Does anyone remember? 47 00:01:54,192 --> 00:01:56,627 A parks and recreation equipment requisition form. 48 00:01:56,694 --> 00:01:58,495 Correct. Five points for Hufflepuff. 49 00:01:58,563 --> 00:02:00,063 Well, everything's paperless now, 50 00:02:00,131 --> 00:02:02,900 and none of us has a log-in, so can't access the computers. 51 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:04,301 Hang on. 52 00:02:04,369 --> 00:02:07,237 I have one right here, thanks to Leslie's scrapbook, 53 00:02:07,305 --> 00:02:09,673 "Thanks Form the Memories!" 54 00:02:09,741 --> 00:02:12,009 Oh, I knew those scrapbooks were gonna come in handy. 55 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:15,312 You came through like you always do. 56 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,580 God, I'm gonna miss you. 57 00:02:16,698 --> 00:02:18,999 Your confidence, your joie de vivre, 58 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:21,268 that crazy story about you getting kicked out of En Vogue. 59 00:02:21,336 --> 00:02:23,570 Technically I kicked them out. 60 00:02:23,638 --> 00:02:24,838 When do you leave for Seattle? 61 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:26,573 As soon as I get my local real estate license. 62 00:02:26,641 --> 00:02:28,742 I'm married to a teacher, and I love the man, 63 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,145 but I also love diamond watches. 64 00:02:31,212 --> 00:02:32,646 Well, whatever happens, 65 00:02:32,714 --> 00:02:37,151 I know you are gonna live an exciting and full life. 66 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:45,209 3,400 square feet, a beautiful view of Puget Sound, 67 00:02:45,277 --> 00:02:46,557 and if you look out this window, 68 00:02:46,578 --> 00:02:48,980 you can watch them build the new Space Haystack 69 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:50,281 around the Space Needle. 70 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:51,449 Wow. 71 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:53,217 I-I can hardly see the needle anymore. 72 00:02:53,285 --> 00:02:54,565 I know. It's kind of the point. 73 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,989 So what are we thinking? 74 00:02:58,056 --> 00:02:59,390 Wow. 75 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:01,359 It sold in two hours? 76 00:03:01,426 --> 00:03:03,628 You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market. 77 00:03:03,746 --> 00:03:05,626 I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana 78 00:03:05,647 --> 00:03:08,282 has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally. 79 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:09,384 Mm. 80 00:03:09,451 --> 00:03:10,985 But the giant commission check 81 00:03:11,053 --> 00:03:14,655 has me thinking about Donna-Joe Adventure Quest. 82 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:16,491 Ooh, where are we going? 83 00:03:16,558 --> 00:03:18,159 Well, it can't beat last year. 84 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:20,328 I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful. 85 00:03:20,446 --> 00:03:21,679 Here's my idea. 86 00:03:21,747 --> 00:03:23,081 - The Amazon. - Oh. 87 00:03:23,149 --> 00:03:25,483 Three weeks of the best and most expensive places 88 00:03:25,551 --> 00:03:27,485 South America has to offer. 89 00:03:27,553 --> 00:03:28,620 I love it. 90 00:03:28,687 --> 00:03:30,321 Honestly, with the way work is going, 91 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:32,023 I just need this right now. 92 00:03:32,091 --> 00:03:36,161 The school cut the math club and math. 93 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:38,163 They just don't teach math anymore. 94 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,799 Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby. 95 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:43,485 Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie, 96 00:03:43,552 --> 00:03:46,321 and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing? 97 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:47,789 Yes. The red thing. 98 00:03:47,857 --> 00:03:49,925 Here, let me get this. 99 00:03:54,263 --> 00:03:56,798 Call Satan's niece. 100 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:59,034 Hey, what do you want? 101 00:03:59,101 --> 00:04:02,437 And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela, 102 00:04:02,505 --> 00:04:04,439 kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there. 103 00:04:04,507 --> 00:04:05,707 Oh, yeah, that happened. 104 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:07,709 - Yeah, it did. - April. 105 00:04:07,777 --> 00:04:09,077 What are you doing here? 106 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:11,579 - Babe, have a seat. - What's going on? 107 00:04:11,647 --> 00:04:13,848 Recently I was thinking for the millionth time 108 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:15,483 how lucky I am to have found you, 109 00:04:15,551 --> 00:04:18,988 so I've decided to treat yo' self. 110 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:22,775 You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags? 111 00:04:22,892 --> 00:04:24,827 Donna is going to take some of the money 112 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,462 you usually use on your trips 113 00:04:26,529 --> 00:04:28,163 and establish an education program 114 00:04:28,231 --> 00:04:29,765 through the foundation I work for. 115 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:32,067 It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers 116 00:04:32,135 --> 00:04:34,002 will get money for after-school programs, 117 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:37,406 for music, art, math, whatever you want. 118 00:04:37,474 --> 00:04:42,110 Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips, 119 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:44,379 and honestly it's your money. 120 00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:45,881 You should spend it how you want. 121 00:04:45,949 --> 00:04:47,182 This is what I want. 122 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,017 I've had a lot of adventures. 123 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:52,054 I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend. 124 00:04:52,121 --> 00:04:54,022 I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent. 125 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,358 - Yeah. - I served on a NASCAR pit crew. 126 00:04:56,426 --> 00:05:01,030 I want a new kind of adventure, and I want to take it with you. 127 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:05,851 Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here. 128 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:08,520 What is this mess? 129 00:05:08,588 --> 00:05:10,089 Why are you all in my office? 130 00:05:10,156 --> 00:05:12,891 We are on one last mission to help the people of Pawnee. 131 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,394 Craig, can you sign the requisition form? 132 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:16,695 It'd speed things up. 133 00:05:16,763 --> 00:05:18,683 You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought, 134 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:20,466 "There's a man who loves his job." 135 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,369 And then I thought, "Oh, wow, he's intense." 136 00:05:23,436 --> 00:05:26,005 And then I thought, "Oh, no, he's insane. 137 00:05:26,123 --> 00:05:28,363 That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police." 138 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:30,559 Yeah, that's usually the way it goes. 139 00:05:30,627 --> 00:05:33,629 But I just think you've come so far, 140 00:05:33,697 --> 00:05:35,765 and I'm so glad that we are leaving 141 00:05:35,832 --> 00:05:38,702 the Parks Department in your hands. 142 00:05:39,669 --> 00:05:43,105 ♪ Funny, though it's true 143 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:46,675 ♪ Those silly things you do 144 00:05:46,743 --> 00:05:51,647 ♪ They only bring me closer 145 00:05:51,715 --> 00:05:56,318 ♪ To you 146 00:05:59,256 --> 00:06:00,523 Nice crooning, buddy. 147 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:03,426 The gentleman over by the bar there 148 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:04,927 sent you over this glass of wine 149 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:07,296 and his business card. 150 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:12,301 Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro... 151 00:06:12,369 --> 00:06:14,871 Okay, fine. 152 00:06:14,989 --> 00:06:16,790 We are gathered here today 153 00:06:16,857 --> 00:06:20,260 to join Craig Middlebrooks and Typhoon Montalban 154 00:06:20,327 --> 00:06:21,594 in holy matrimony. 155 00:06:21,662 --> 00:06:23,530 I don't know about this. I'm very scared. 156 00:06:23,597 --> 00:06:25,298 Oh, just relax, you nervous Nelly. 157 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:26,366 You're right. 158 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:27,767 We love each other, 159 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,170 and the tax break is substantial. 160 00:06:30,237 --> 00:06:33,039 Will the best man please present the rings? 161 00:06:33,107 --> 00:06:35,175 Good luck, you two. 162 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:42,882 Typhoon, my love, happy anniversary. 163 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:44,451 Do you have any regrets? 164 00:06:44,518 --> 00:06:46,820 Not one. Not a single one. 165 00:06:46,887 --> 00:06:48,087 Do you have any regrets? 166 00:06:48,155 --> 00:06:50,023 Are you kidding? Thousands. 167 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,225 Most recently this trout! 168 00:06:54,094 --> 00:06:56,930 Okay, April and Andy, I need to file this. 169 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:59,499 Would anyone like to accompany me to the fourth floor? 170 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,167 One last journey to the weirdest place on earth? 171 00:07:01,235 --> 00:07:02,268 - Yes. - Shotgun! 172 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:03,603 We--we're just taking the elevator. 173 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:05,111 I get to push buttons. I called it. 174 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:06,306 Oh-- 175 00:07:06,373 --> 00:07:07,933 - He called it. - Yeah, I know, I heard. 176 00:07:11,124 --> 00:07:14,127 Ethel Beavers, we need this filed, please. 177 00:07:14,195 --> 00:07:15,996 We've gone digital. 178 00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:17,965 Get with the times, you Luddite. 179 00:07:17,982 --> 00:07:19,716 Man, of all the places in Pawnee, 180 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:21,518 I'm gonna miss the fourth floor the most. 181 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:25,556 The disturbing murals, the ominous lighting... 182 00:07:25,623 --> 00:07:26,790 the creepy people. 183 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:27,925 Hi, April. 184 00:07:27,992 --> 00:07:29,827 I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. 185 00:07:29,894 --> 00:07:32,696 Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, 186 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:34,898 and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie. 187 00:07:34,966 --> 00:07:36,934 Aw, Andy, all of those things, 188 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:40,604 including me, will still be with you in Washington. 189 00:07:40,672 --> 00:07:42,139 That is a beautiful sentiment. 190 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:44,108 It--I just want to say 191 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:47,244 that we are about to embark on an amazing adventure, 192 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,213 and whatever happens, 193 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:52,249 just know that Ben and I are always there for you. 194 00:07:56,321 --> 00:07:58,289 Agent Macklin, I need you. 195 00:07:58,357 --> 00:07:59,757 Some thieves are trying to steal 196 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,492 the legendary Snakehole Sapphire. 197 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,461 What the-- No! 198 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:05,062 That sapphire has the power to activate 199 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,664 the Cuban Missile Crisis. 200 00:08:06,732 --> 00:08:09,667 Damn it, Macklin! I love it when you take charge. 201 00:08:09,735 --> 00:08:12,470 Make love to me, you fool, you animal! 202 00:08:14,607 --> 00:08:17,008 Okay, rain-check that, all right? 203 00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:18,444 They're here. 204 00:08:19,111 --> 00:08:20,545 Trick or treat! 205 00:08:20,613 --> 00:08:22,681 Oh! Look at them! 206 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:24,416 Here you go, you little monsters. 207 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:26,584 I love this. You guys are the best. 208 00:08:26,652 --> 00:08:28,687 My love, we have to go. 209 00:08:28,754 --> 00:08:30,922 Just put all the candy in a bowl or something. 210 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:32,524 What's wrong? 211 00:08:32,591 --> 00:08:34,426 - Did you eat all the candy? - No. 212 00:08:34,493 --> 00:08:35,493 - Did you? - Yes. 213 00:08:35,561 --> 00:08:36,728 But that's not what's wrong. 214 00:08:36,796 --> 00:08:40,665 It's just, seeing all those kids out there... 215 00:08:40,733 --> 00:08:42,235 Babe... 216 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:45,670 I want to put a babe in you, babe. 217 00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:47,806 Andy, you know where I stand on this. 218 00:08:47,874 --> 00:08:50,275 Yes, I would love all the awesome stuff 219 00:08:50,343 --> 00:08:51,376 my body would go through. 220 00:08:51,444 --> 00:08:53,312 I mean, if all it meant was puking 221 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:56,248 and getting weird stretch marks and veins everywhere, 222 00:08:56,316 --> 00:08:57,616 then sign me up. 223 00:08:57,684 --> 00:09:00,652 But at the end, we've brought a child into the world. 224 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,154 - That's disgusting. - No. 225 00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:03,388 They wipe all of the disgusting stuff 226 00:09:03,456 --> 00:09:05,058 off of it immediately. 227 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,159 We're gonna be late for dinner. 228 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,462 - Okay. - Let's go. 229 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,096 - Hey. - Come on in. 230 00:09:11,164 --> 00:09:13,666 Hey, always nice to see Janet Snakehole 231 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:15,634 and Burt Macklin in the mix. 232 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:16,862 What are you guys dressed as? 233 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:20,273 Oh, I'm Sandra Dee O'Connor. Get it? 234 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,742 Sandra Dee plus Sandra Day O'Connor? 235 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:24,977 - Who's Sandra Dee? - Who's Sandra Day O'Connor? 236 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:26,379 Forget it. 237 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:29,148 And I am the Lamplighter, 238 00:09:29,216 --> 00:09:31,517 a character from my new board game sequel, 239 00:09:31,585 --> 00:09:34,487 "Cones of Dunshire: Winds of Tremorrah." 240 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:39,058 Gameplay Magazine called it "punishingly intricate." 241 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:40,560 Hey, where are the kids at? 242 00:09:40,627 --> 00:09:42,328 I want to say hi and wrestle all three of them at once. 243 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:44,931 Oh, they're trick-or-treating in Georgetown with some friends. 244 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:48,067 It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all. 245 00:09:53,841 --> 00:09:57,144 Hey, Andy, why don't you give me a hand in the kitchen? 246 00:09:58,212 --> 00:10:00,546 So what do you need a hand with? 247 00:10:00,614 --> 00:10:03,983 Oh, no, I just thought you might want to talk. 248 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:07,053 Whoa. Dude, that's really slick. 249 00:10:07,621 --> 00:10:10,657 Oh, man, that's some secret agent stuff right there. 250 00:10:10,925 --> 00:10:13,093 So April's still on the fence about kids, huh? 251 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,395 Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man. 252 00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:17,230 I want kids so bad. 253 00:10:17,298 --> 00:10:19,165 You know, yesterday I was at the park, 254 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,153 and I saw this group of eight-year-olds laughing, 255 00:10:21,202 --> 00:10:23,103 playing, having a good time. 256 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,238 I almost started crying. 257 00:10:25,306 --> 00:10:26,706 Granted, I'd just face-planted on my rollerblades. 258 00:10:26,774 --> 00:10:28,174 That's what they were laughing at. 259 00:10:28,242 --> 00:10:30,143 Sure. 260 00:10:30,211 --> 00:10:32,545 - All right, go ahead. - What? 261 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:34,753 You're gonna lecture me about how Andy and I should have kids. 262 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:36,149 You're gonna be like, "They're so great. 263 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:38,352 "They change your life, and yes, they drive you nuts, 264 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:40,754 "but it's all worth it for the beauty and the majesty 265 00:10:40,822 --> 00:10:42,622 "and the glory of their little faces in the morning. 266 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:43,957 Blah, blah, blah, and barf." 267 00:10:44,025 --> 00:10:45,292 You know why it's so unfair? 268 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,827 Because you guys got so lucky. 269 00:10:46,894 --> 00:10:49,029 You had sex one time, and you had three kids, 270 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:52,132 and they're all, like, smart and great and healthy, 271 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,534 and now your lives are perfect. 272 00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:55,035 But our life is pretty perfect already. 273 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,538 And you know what, kids act the opposite of their parents. 274 00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:58,939 That's why your kids are so cool. 275 00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:00,287 But Andy and I are cool already, 276 00:11:00,341 --> 00:11:02,309 so our kids will be, like, really lame and weird. 277 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:04,445 I'm sorry. I just don't know what to do. 278 00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:07,214 Please tell me what to do. What do I do? 279 00:11:07,282 --> 00:11:09,616 It's not about trying to make your life perfect. 280 00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:12,286 Nobody's lives are perfect. 281 00:11:12,353 --> 00:11:16,557 You have kids because you and Andy are a team 282 00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,559 and you want to bring in some new team members. 283 00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:20,494 So you think we should? 284 00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:22,002 I don't know if you should have kids. 285 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,364 I really don't. 286 00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:26,101 But I do like your team. 287 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:30,438 All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close. 288 00:11:30,506 --> 00:11:32,106 Babe, you look more beautiful right now 289 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,641 than I have ever seen you. 290 00:11:34,009 --> 00:11:35,042 Wow. 291 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,845 Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. 292 00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:40,281 Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off? 293 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,984 No! I want it on! That's the whole point. 294 00:11:43,051 --> 00:11:45,219 I put the makeup on after I went into labor. 295 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,854 Whatever blows your skirt up. 296 00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:49,223 Okay, you ready to push? 297 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,792 Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix. 298 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,995 ♪ He did the mash 299 00:11:54,062 --> 00:11:56,030 Here comes a contraction. Are you ready? 300 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:57,698 Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this. 301 00:11:57,766 --> 00:12:00,134 - ♪ It was a graveyard smash - ♪ He did the mash 302 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,936 ♪ It caught on in a flash 303 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:03,671 ♪ He did the mash 304 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:05,506 ♪ He did the monster mash 305 00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:09,010 ♪ From my laboratory in the castle east ♪ 306 00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:10,878 Burt Macklin Junior? 307 00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:12,914 Mm, we need a Halloween angle. 308 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:17,585 How about... Demon Spawn Baby Satan Dwyer? 309 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,120 Oh, I like that. Yeah. 310 00:12:19,187 --> 00:12:21,155 Or maybe 311 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:26,694 Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin 312 00:12:26,762 --> 00:12:28,029 Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer? 313 00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:29,764 We call him "Jack" for short. 314 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,132 Hey. Hi. 315 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,400 Oh, I want to scream, 316 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:33,735 but I don't want to wake up my godchild. 317 00:12:33,803 --> 00:12:35,036 I'm assuming it's my godchild, right? 318 00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:36,864 - We can talk about it later. - Congrats, guys. 319 00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:38,640 I know it came unexpectedly early, 320 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,008 but pretty cool he was born in Pawnee. 321 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:41,376 Where do I put these? 322 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:43,078 I have so many presents, it's weird. 323 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:46,915 Yes! Oh, for the baby? 324 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,117 Just put them over there. 325 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,319 - What's his name? - Jack. 326 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:54,356 Oh, that's good. 327 00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:57,025 Welcome to the team, little guy. 328 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,132 Take this down to maintenance. 329 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,600 I know just where to take it, Ethel, 330 00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:07,736 and I know just the person who should accompany me. 331 00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:09,171 I'm a little busy right now. 332 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,605 Not you, Kyle. 333 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,474 How many times did you and I 334 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,343 deliver a form to maintenance just like this? 335 00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:17,579 Oh, so many great conversations, 336 00:13:17,647 --> 00:13:19,848 bonding and mentoring moments. 337 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:24,353 It seems only right that we make this journey one final time. 338 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,422 - What was that, boo-boo? - Nothing. 339 00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:28,090 Oh! 340 00:13:28,158 --> 00:13:31,527 Tommy-T and Sexy Lexy Knope. 341 00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,796 Ooh, what are you two bad larrys up to? 342 00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,631 Well, this is our last day in Pawnee, 343 00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,800 and we have one last problem to fix. 344 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,401 Hold up. You're leaving? 345 00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,536 For truth? 346 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:43,272 I am gonna miss you so much. 347 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:44,907 What's going on? You're not injured? 348 00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:46,575 Uh, yeah, I'm injured. 349 00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:47,743 I got a terminal case of 350 00:13:47,811 --> 00:13:50,279 "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags"! 351 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,381 Shaaa-boosh! 352 00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:54,850 It's a winter wonderland. 353 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,753 I'm gonna be so sad to see you go. 354 00:13:57,821 --> 00:14:01,023 Will you do me one final kindness? 355 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,693 Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam, 356 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,663 but then we fall in love for real? 357 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,371 Also, can I have a pair of your gym socks? 358 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:10,879 No, wait, it's not for anything weird. 359 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,535 It's just a fetish I have. 360 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,203 - Jean-Ralphio... - Yeah. 361 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:17,573 Although I truly hope that I never see you again, 362 00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:22,811 I do wish you a long and happy life. 363 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:26,649 Today, we say good-bye to Jean-Ralphio Saperstein. 364 00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:29,385 As per his last will and testament, 365 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,787 we will now listen to his favorite song, 366 00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:35,691 Bend Over by Lil Jon, featuring Tyga. 367 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:38,394 ♪ Bend ova, make your knees touch your elbows ♪ 368 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,496 ♪ 369 00:14:40,564 --> 00:14:43,032 ♪ Bend ova, make your knees touch your elbows ♪ 370 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,101 ♪ 371 00:14:46,169 --> 00:14:47,303 Ooh, okay. 372 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,571 Okay, they bought it. They bought it. 373 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,905 - Do you have the insurance money? - No doubt. 374 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,373 No doubt. Let's hit it, bro. 375 00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,709 Time to start a casino in... 376 00:14:53,777 --> 00:14:57,146 ♪ Tajikistan ♪ Aaaaan 377 00:14:57,214 --> 00:14:58,881 ♪ Tajikistan 378 00:14:58,949 --> 00:15:00,482 ♪ Talking 'bout Tajiki... 379 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,884 Stan! 380 00:15:01,952 --> 00:15:03,118 Jean-Ralphio? 381 00:15:03,186 --> 00:15:05,721 - Go! Tajikistan is off! - Go, go, go, go! 382 00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:08,691 Tajikistan is off! Tajikistan is off! 383 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:12,328 So... Tom and I have a swing to fix. 384 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,697 Let's go. 385 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:19,001 Leslie, I've always loved you. 386 00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:21,070 I know. 387 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,043 Oh, man! 388 00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,991 I forgot that maintenance was closed on Fridays. 389 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:30,513 What would our last ride be 390 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,815 without one more bureaucratic snafu? 391 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:35,685 Don't worry, boo-boo, Tommy will solve this problem no sweat. 392 00:15:35,752 --> 00:15:38,788 Can I just say, Tom, you have accomplished so much. 393 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,590 You have come so far. Now you're so successful. 394 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,259 - Don't forget well-dressed. - Yes. 395 00:15:43,327 --> 00:15:44,427 And well-dressed. 396 00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:46,996 I am so very proud of you. 397 00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:48,631 Thanks, Leslie. 398 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,266 I'm proud of me too. 399 00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:51,567 Nice crooning, buddy. 400 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:54,203 Uh, the gentleman by the bar there 401 00:15:54,271 --> 00:15:55,705 sent you over this glass of wine... 402 00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:58,943 and his business card. 403 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,746 Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro 404 00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:06,382 has been presented with a huge expansion opportunity. 405 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,783 I don't want to make a decision until I hear 406 00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:09,452 from my senior advisory board. 407 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,187 So is this a good idea? 408 00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:13,923 - Accounting Nerd? - I'm a congressman, Tom. 409 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:15,358 Can you at least call me "Ben"? 410 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:16,826 No can do, Accounting Nerd. 411 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,428 We all knew you before you were a big shot. 412 00:16:18,495 --> 00:16:19,962 Let's keep the whining to a minimum. 413 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,131 Well, there are always gonna be risks 414 00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:24,934 when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. 415 00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,770 All the numbers line up. 416 00:16:26,837 --> 00:16:28,238 Side note: 417 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:32,308 I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu. 418 00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:34,711 Ugh. The worst. Ron? 419 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,913 It's a bold, capitalistic gambit, son, 420 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:38,816 but nothing ventured, nothing gained. 421 00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:40,650 Regal Meagle? 422 00:16:40,718 --> 00:16:42,152 Real estate is pretty cheap right now. 423 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,754 If you're gonna do it, this is a good time. 424 00:16:44,822 --> 00:16:46,723 Okay, I'm doing it. 425 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:48,024 Over the next five years, 426 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:51,194 there's gonna be 20 Tom's Bistros across America. 427 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:54,030 Look out, world, Tommy's about to blow up. 428 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,633 And blow up he did, 429 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,401 but not in the good way. 430 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,170 He lost everything. 431 00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:04,074 Today, Tom Haverford is broke, destitute, 432 00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:06,543 and worst of all, swaggerless. 433 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:08,311 Tommy, you got to stop watching this. 434 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,147 I can't tear myself away. 435 00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:11,481 It's a whole documentary about my failures. 436 00:17:11,549 --> 00:17:13,650 That you made. 437 00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,219 I had to. 438 00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:18,088 I have to remember every tiny, awful aspect of this. 439 00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:19,556 I lost everything, Lucy-- 440 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,258 The franchises, most of my money. 441 00:17:21,326 --> 00:17:23,193 I had to sell my pocket square collection. 442 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:25,362 What are people's eyes gonna be drawn to? 443 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,197 Look, you had a tough break. 444 00:17:27,265 --> 00:17:30,033 The stock market tanked, credit dried up. 445 00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:31,034 Who could have predicted that the country 446 00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:32,102 would run out of beef? 447 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,904 You just got to move on. 448 00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:35,052 That's the problem, though. 449 00:17:35,106 --> 00:17:36,306 I've gone bust in the past, 450 00:17:36,374 --> 00:17:38,008 but it was because I did something reckless. 451 00:17:38,076 --> 00:17:39,677 This time I was smart and careful, 452 00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:40,811 and I still went broke. 453 00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,580 What do I do now? 454 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,081 Well, you and I are gonna be fine, 455 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,817 and you'll come up with a new idea. 456 00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:49,753 You always do. 457 00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:52,089 I once started an entertainment company. 458 00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:54,291 It failed in four months. 459 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,327 I opened a clothing rental store. 460 00:17:56,394 --> 00:17:59,063 I built a restaurant empire. 461 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,631 They all failed, 462 00:18:00,699 --> 00:18:04,635 but the story of America isn't about second or third chances. 463 00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:10,641 It's about 4th, 5th, 6th, 20th, 50th chances. 464 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:13,177 That's how long it took me to get where I am today: 465 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:15,179 Best-selling author of... 466 00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:18,449 Failure: An American Success Story. 467 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:27,625 As you know if you've read the book, 468 00:18:27,693 --> 00:18:31,829 I've outlined seven different types of successful people. 469 00:18:31,897 --> 00:18:37,535 You can be an Andy, an April, 470 00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:41,205 a Ben, a Leslie, 471 00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:45,343 a Ron, a Donna, 472 00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:48,179 or my personal favorite, a Tom. 473 00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:51,215 But what do we definitely not want to be? 474 00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:52,717 A Garry! 475 00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:55,119 That's right. Do not be a Garry. 476 00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:58,423 Oh, he's talking about me! 477 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,291 Hey. 478 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,627 Hey, thanks so much for coming, guys. 479 00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:03,695 Are you kidding? 480 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,263 Tom, this is incredible. 481 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:07,665 A best-selling book, a 40-city tour? 482 00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,100 Well, I couldn't have done it without you. 483 00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:10,869 Well, the book's called Failure. 484 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:12,704 - I don't know how to take that. - I'm serious. 485 00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:14,706 You guys have always supported me. 486 00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:16,941 Here, I inscribed you a copy. 487 00:19:17,009 --> 00:19:18,476 Oh. 488 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:20,812 "When I think of success, I think of you. 489 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,847 "You are a true inspiration to me. 490 00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:25,350 I love you, Tom Haverford." 491 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,319 Oh, sorry, that's actually for Kendrick Lamar. 492 00:19:28,387 --> 00:19:30,255 Here's yours. 493 00:19:30,322 --> 00:19:33,057 "Best wishes." 494 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,626 And I mean every word of it. 495 00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:40,565 So how are we gonna fix this swing? 496 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,000 Hold a public forum, 497 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:44,803 have a rally, smash that door, and do some looting? 498 00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:47,072 Actually, I think there's a simpler solution. 499 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:50,210 We just need the help of the most powerful man in Pawnee. 500 00:19:51,477 --> 00:19:54,379 Jim, how the heck are you? Yeah, look. 501 00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:56,648 I hate to bother you, but I'm here with my two best friends, 502 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,350 Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford... 503 00:19:58,418 --> 00:19:59,985 Shh! 504 00:20:00,052 --> 00:20:01,820 And we need the first floor maintenance room open. 505 00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:04,656 Mm. Okay, great, and best to Louise and the girls. 506 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,225 Okay, bye-bye. 507 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,427 - You guys are all set. - Thank you, Mayor Gergich. 508 00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:09,828 You really saved our butts. 509 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,697 I am so happy that you get to be mayor. 510 00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:12,898 Are you enjoying yourself? 511 00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:14,066 Oh, are you kidding me? 512 00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:16,301 Leslie, I know that this is purely ceremonial, 513 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:18,089 and it'll be over in just a couple of weeks, 514 00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:19,938 but I just don't know how my life 515 00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:21,306 could get any better than this. 516 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:24,009 Oh! 517 00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:27,012 In a turn of events both shocking and unexpected, 518 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,649 interim mayor Garry Gergich was officially elected today, 519 00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,985 thanks to a massive write-in campaign. 520 00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:34,954 Mayor Gergich, what are your plans 521 00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:36,388 for your first actual term? 522 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:37,656 Oh, jeez, you know what? 523 00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,058 I have no idea, Perd. 524 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,993 I mean, this is so crazy. 525 00:20:41,061 --> 00:20:42,361 I just hope I do a good job, 526 00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:44,763 and I promise I'm gonna try my best. 527 00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:48,200 And faithfully serve the people of Pawnee, Indiana. 528 00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:52,471 As president of City Council, I, Councilwoman Brandi Maxxxx, 529 00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:56,809 star of more than 11,000 adult films in the last two years, 530 00:20:56,877 --> 00:21:01,413 officially declare Garry Gergich Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana, 531 00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:02,615 for the fourth time. 532 00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:04,683 Thank you, Pawnee! 533 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,051 Okay, great. 534 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,820 Garry Gergich, you are now mayor, 535 00:21:07,888 --> 00:21:11,423 again, for the tenth time, proving conclusively 536 00:21:11,491 --> 00:21:13,792 that in these corporate states of America, 537 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,962 it's the entrenched powers who hold all the cards. 538 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,998 Thank you, Councilman Morris. 539 00:21:19,065 --> 00:21:21,066 Thank you, Pawnee! 540 00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:25,404 Happy birthday, my sweet, sweet husband. 541 00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:27,907 We all love you so much. 542 00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:31,043 I have had the perfect life. 543 00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:33,379 I have had the perfect marriage... 544 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,815 - Oh! - The perfect children, 545 00:21:35,882 --> 00:21:40,286 and the perfect grandchildren and great-grandchildren! 546 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:44,023 And I just want you to know how much I love you. 547 00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:47,226 Okay, come on, everybody, say, "Gergich!" 548 00:21:47,294 --> 00:21:51,130 Gergich! 549 00:21:51,198 --> 00:21:55,034 Mayor Garry Gergich died peacefully in his sleep 550 00:21:55,102 --> 00:21:57,036 on his 100th birthday, 551 00:21:57,104 --> 00:22:00,973 holding the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle. 552 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:04,243 Man, Gayle looks amazing. 553 00:22:04,311 --> 00:22:05,645 Yeah, yeah. I know. 554 00:22:05,712 --> 00:22:06,946 He will now be given 555 00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:10,883 the Indiana Notary Society's highest honor, 556 00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:12,618 the 21-Stamp Salute. 557 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,596 Oh, rest in peace, friend. 558 00:22:23,664 --> 00:22:26,899 They spelled his name wrong on the tombstone. 559 00:22:28,635 --> 00:22:32,538 - Eh, close enough. - Eh. 560 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:34,507 It's time to go. 561 00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:39,734 Okay. How's this for a headline? 562 00:22:39,801 --> 00:22:42,937 "Still Swinging: Parks Gang Reunites for One Last Bang." 563 00:22:43,005 --> 00:22:44,405 That's a little dirty. 564 00:22:44,473 --> 00:22:46,574 Well, it's a headline, Shauna. Sex sells. 565 00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:47,875 Knope, 566 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:50,945 make yourself useful and hand me that crescent wrench. 567 00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:54,615 Oh, not bad craftsmanship, Ron. 568 00:22:54,683 --> 00:22:56,585 It is perfect craftsmanship. 569 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,323 I calculate the cost of my labor at $38. 570 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:04,859 I can send the bill to you? 571 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,161 So you think you're gonna stick around Pawnee? 572 00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,930 Oh, I imagine so. 573 00:23:08,998 --> 00:23:11,332 Not sure where I would go, really. 574 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,335 Well, we're gonna come back here a lot. 575 00:23:14,403 --> 00:23:16,339 You know what they say. 576 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:19,642 Don't be a stranger. 577 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:23,111 Despite the recent financial crisis, 578 00:23:23,179 --> 00:23:27,048 Very Good Building Company will finish fiscal year 2022 579 00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:29,985 in excellent financial shape, thanks in large part 580 00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:32,821 to the stewardship of your chairman, Ron Swanson. 581 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:35,657 Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words? 582 00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:42,764 I resign as chairman, effective immediately. 583 00:23:42,832 --> 00:23:45,734 Uh, would you like to explain why? 584 00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:47,268 No. 585 00:23:47,336 --> 00:23:49,671 Should we discuss your retirement package? 586 00:23:49,739 --> 00:23:51,906 Just give me whatever the board thinks is fair. 587 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:54,876 - Agreed. - Best of luck. 588 00:23:54,944 --> 00:23:57,512 Don't get emotional, Vaughn. You're embarrassing yourself. 589 00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:02,050 What just happened? 590 00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:07,689 Ron, your family is beautiful. 591 00:24:07,757 --> 00:24:09,625 They're a handsome bunch. 592 00:24:09,692 --> 00:24:13,128 Diane and I are especially proud because Ivy was just accepted 593 00:24:13,196 --> 00:24:14,196 at Stanford University. 594 00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:15,364 Wow. 595 00:24:15,432 --> 00:24:16,665 Yeah, it's gonna cost an arm and a leg. 596 00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,000 You take my advice? 597 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,501 I did. Thank you, again. 598 00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:20,903 I sold some of my gold 599 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:23,973 and officially diversified my portfolio. 600 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,508 Congratulations. 601 00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:28,110 You now own 51% of the Lagavulin Distillery. 602 00:24:28,178 --> 00:24:29,538 Pleasure doing business with you. 603 00:24:29,546 --> 00:24:30,646 And with you. 604 00:24:30,714 --> 00:24:32,216 Sláinte. 605 00:24:33,984 --> 00:24:36,854 So, Ron, what brings you here? 606 00:24:38,522 --> 00:24:41,357 I am at something of a personal crossroads. 607 00:24:41,425 --> 00:24:43,960 Yes! I love personal crossroads. 608 00:24:44,027 --> 00:24:47,964 I once made the mistake of not talking to you at such a moment, 609 00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:51,067 and I do not intend to repeat that error. 610 00:24:51,134 --> 00:24:52,535 Well, let's take a walk. 611 00:24:52,603 --> 00:24:55,372 There's a cute, little park nearby. 612 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,975 I suppose I had simply 613 00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:00,910 accomplished everything I wanted to, 614 00:25:00,978 --> 00:25:04,013 and there seemed to be little point in continuing. 615 00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:06,849 So what do you want to do now? 616 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,584 Well, that's the problem. 617 00:25:08,652 --> 00:25:10,119 I'm not sure. 618 00:25:10,187 --> 00:25:12,088 My kids are growing up. 619 00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:14,991 My days in an office feel like a waste. 620 00:25:15,059 --> 00:25:20,029 I would like to turn my attention to something... 621 00:25:20,097 --> 00:25:23,099 that would make me feel useful, 622 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:27,804 but for the life of me, I cannot figure out what. 623 00:25:27,871 --> 00:25:31,474 And there are not many people-- 624 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:34,044 I mean, we were workplace proximity acquaintances 625 00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:36,479 for many years, and so I thought-- 626 00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:37,614 I thought maybe... 627 00:25:37,682 --> 00:25:40,216 Say no more, you big softie. 628 00:25:40,284 --> 00:25:42,285 I'm gonna spend every waking moment 629 00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:44,388 trying to figure this out for you. 630 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:46,389 You want to stay for dinner? 631 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:47,924 - We're having steak. - Mm? 632 00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:49,592 But we're also hosting several members 633 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,595 of the House Subcommittee on Foreign Affairs. 634 00:25:51,662 --> 00:25:54,031 I'll take that steak to go, please and thank you. 635 00:25:59,537 --> 00:26:03,307 Hey, there you are. Thanks for meeting me here. 636 00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:04,374 Well, if you'd have held them here 637 00:26:04,442 --> 00:26:05,576 instead of that conference room, 638 00:26:05,643 --> 00:26:07,377 I would have come to more meetings. 639 00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:10,748 I got to tell you, Leslie, establishing this national park 640 00:26:10,815 --> 00:26:14,518 right next to Pawnee is quite an accomplishment. 641 00:26:14,586 --> 00:26:16,820 This is a fine piece of land you saved. 642 00:26:16,888 --> 00:26:18,722 Thank you, Ron. 643 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:21,058 You want to run it? 644 00:26:21,126 --> 00:26:23,594 The superintendent of Bryce Canyon retired, 645 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:25,596 and I convinced the superintendent of this park 646 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:27,731 to transfer, shuffled a few things around. 647 00:26:27,799 --> 00:26:29,967 The point is someone needs to take care of this place now. 648 00:26:30,034 --> 00:26:31,902 Thought it should be you. 649 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,571 I... 650 00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:36,206 Well, first of all, I would be working 651 00:26:36,274 --> 00:26:37,574 for the federal government. 652 00:26:37,642 --> 00:26:40,010 Your job would be to walk around the land alone, 653 00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:41,979 you'd live in the same town you've always lived in, 654 00:26:42,046 --> 00:26:43,347 you'd work outside, you'd talk to bears. 655 00:26:43,414 --> 00:26:44,615 Next argument? 656 00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:46,951 There must be dozens of people gunning for this job. 657 00:26:47,018 --> 00:26:49,320 I wouldn't want you to ruffle any feathers. 658 00:26:49,387 --> 00:26:50,554 Am I even qualified? 659 00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:52,223 Well, a few people might be annoyed, 660 00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:53,324 but they'll get over it. 661 00:26:53,391 --> 00:26:55,125 And as far as your qualifications, 662 00:26:55,193 --> 00:26:56,595 you're Ron Swanson. 663 00:26:57,662 --> 00:26:59,665 Stop being a dummy and accept. 664 00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:03,000 - When do I start? - Oh, today. 665 00:27:03,068 --> 00:27:04,268 I already accepted for you. 666 00:27:04,336 --> 00:27:06,704 I still remember how to forge your signature. 667 00:27:06,771 --> 00:27:08,274 Let's go meet your staff. 668 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,376 Pawnee National Park rangers, 669 00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:16,381 this is Ron Swanson, your new superintendent and boss. 670 00:27:17,449 --> 00:27:22,253 Rangers, my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson. 671 00:27:22,321 --> 00:27:26,190 Your job and mine is to walk this land 672 00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:28,426 and make sure no one harms it. 673 00:27:28,493 --> 00:27:31,295 If you show up on time, speak honestly, 674 00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:32,997 and treat everyone with fairness, 675 00:27:33,065 --> 00:27:35,733 we will get along just fine. 676 00:27:35,801 --> 00:27:37,268 Though hopefully not too fine, 677 00:27:37,336 --> 00:27:39,770 as I'm not looking for any new friends. 678 00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:41,339 End of speech. 679 00:27:41,406 --> 00:27:42,807 Well said. 680 00:27:45,945 --> 00:27:48,613 Thank you, Leslie. 681 00:27:48,681 --> 00:27:50,882 You're welcome, Ron. 682 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,988 Okay. 683 00:27:57,056 --> 00:27:58,690 Time to go to work. 684 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,594 ♪ Laugh with me, buddy 685 00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:07,131 ♪ Jest with me, buddy 686 00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:12,036 ♪ Don't let her get the best of me, buddy ♪ 687 00:28:12,104 --> 00:28:15,173 ♪ Don't ever let me start 688 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,542 ♪ Feeling lonely 689 00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:19,711 ♪ 690 00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:26,351 Well, I have to make a couple more adjustments. 691 00:28:30,556 --> 00:28:32,123 Babe, I don't want to seem dramatic, 692 00:28:32,191 --> 00:28:34,058 but I've just reconsidered every decision 693 00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:35,393 that we've made over the last year, 694 00:28:35,461 --> 00:28:37,595 and I think we need to stay in Pawnee forever. 695 00:28:37,663 --> 00:28:39,030 I know. 696 00:28:39,098 --> 00:28:40,264 But we have to pick up the kids, 697 00:28:40,332 --> 00:28:41,432 and we have a flight to catch. 698 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,967 But when is this group of people 699 00:28:43,035 --> 00:28:45,136 ever going to be all together again? 700 00:28:45,204 --> 00:28:46,738 That's all I want, 701 00:28:46,805 --> 00:28:49,440 all of these people in the same place at the same time. 702 00:28:49,508 --> 00:28:51,409 It'll happen someday. 703 00:28:51,477 --> 00:28:53,077 What's gonna happen between now and then? 704 00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:56,981 A lot, and it's all gonna be great. 705 00:28:57,049 --> 00:28:58,916 - You promise? - I promise. 706 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,392 This is a nice house. 707 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:09,494 You say that every time we're here. 708 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:10,695 I'm just trying to distract you, 709 00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,764 so you don't have a nervous breakdown. 710 00:29:12,832 --> 00:29:14,599 I think I am past that point. 711 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,867 You don't have to worry about me anymore. 712 00:29:15,935 --> 00:29:17,736 Hey, folks, welcome back. 713 00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:19,971 Great to have so many good friends and colleagues. 714 00:29:20,039 --> 00:29:22,707 We're looking forward to a great conversation and a good dinner. 715 00:29:22,775 --> 00:29:26,444 As usual, there's only one rule: No shop talk. 716 00:29:26,512 --> 00:29:28,213 So if you want to discuss politics, 717 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,215 you're gonna have to wait until after dinner. 718 00:29:30,282 --> 00:29:31,783 I'm looking at you, Leslie. 719 00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:34,986 Okay, well, as long as we get to play charades later. 720 00:29:35,054 --> 00:29:36,921 Okay. 721 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:40,158 Last time we played charades, she spent 3 1/2 hours here. 722 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,546 You're just mad 'cause you lost. 723 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,294 Oh, come on. 724 00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:51,040 Damn! That food was good. 725 00:29:51,108 --> 00:29:52,708 I've said it before, and I'll say it again-- 726 00:29:52,776 --> 00:29:55,478 Joe Biden knows his way around a seafood risotto. 727 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,313 You've said that before? 728 00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:00,516 Anyway, the point is, yes, I do like working at Interior. 729 00:30:00,584 --> 00:30:03,085 I love it, but I'm always looking for new challenges. 730 00:30:03,153 --> 00:30:04,420 Why do you ask? 731 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:06,556 There's a rumor the governor of Indiana 732 00:30:06,623 --> 00:30:09,525 isn't going to run again, and my friends at the DNC 733 00:30:09,593 --> 00:30:12,762 are very interested in you as a candidate. 734 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:15,198 - For governor of Indiana? - Mm-hmm. 735 00:30:15,265 --> 00:30:17,425 Someone's been reading my kindergarten dream journal. 736 00:30:17,434 --> 00:30:18,735 So what do you think? 737 00:30:18,802 --> 00:30:20,269 I'll call you next week, and we can talk about it? 738 00:30:20,337 --> 00:30:22,739 O-okay, great. 739 00:30:22,806 --> 00:30:24,540 Well, this is exciting. 740 00:30:24,608 --> 00:30:26,042 I'm gonna take this energy, 741 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:28,044 and I'm gonna go crush Joe Biden in charades. 742 00:30:28,612 --> 00:30:30,515 Dr. Jill, let's pick teams. 743 00:30:32,783 --> 00:30:34,384 Oh. Move. 744 00:30:34,652 --> 00:30:36,719 Need the congressman. This is time-sensitive. 745 00:30:36,787 --> 00:30:38,755 Hey, Jen, I didn't know you were here. 746 00:30:38,823 --> 00:30:39,856 I'm everywhere. 747 00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:41,791 You want to be governor of Indiana? 748 00:30:42,359 --> 00:30:43,259 What? 749 00:30:43,327 --> 00:30:44,761 Colquitt's not gonna run again. 750 00:30:44,829 --> 00:30:46,529 It's a rumor for now, but my gut says it's for real. 751 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,997 You're the perfect candidate. 752 00:30:48,065 --> 00:30:50,166 Local hero, state government experience, 753 00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:51,768 blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah. 754 00:30:51,836 --> 00:30:53,203 I mean, the only potential problem 755 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,805 is that devastatingly nerdy "Cones of Dunshire" thing. 756 00:30:55,873 --> 00:30:57,707 Uh, that's a problem? 757 00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:59,042 I'm sorry, 758 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:01,211 but it's the ninth-highest selling multiplayer 759 00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:06,049 figurine-based strategy fantasy sequel game in history. 760 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:08,718 Please don't bail on me because of what just happened. 761 00:31:11,355 --> 00:31:12,155 So... 762 00:31:12,223 --> 00:31:13,623 I had a pretty interesting conversation 763 00:31:13,691 --> 00:31:14,971 with Janet from the DNC tonight. 764 00:31:15,026 --> 00:31:16,159 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 765 00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:18,028 She said that Governor Colquitt 766 00:31:18,095 --> 00:31:19,829 might be stepping down, 767 00:31:19,897 --> 00:31:23,266 and the DNC thinks that I should run for governor. 768 00:31:23,334 --> 00:31:27,804 Oh, God. That... kind of sucks. 769 00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:29,139 Really? Why? 770 00:31:29,207 --> 00:31:30,974 No. I mean, that's-- 771 00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:32,209 That's amazing. 772 00:31:32,277 --> 00:31:36,513 It's just, Jen Barkley kind of approached me about running. 773 00:31:36,581 --> 00:31:38,883 Oh! Oh. 774 00:31:39,951 --> 00:31:42,786 Well, I mean, obviously... 775 00:31:44,689 --> 00:31:46,056 Right. Yeah, no, no. 776 00:31:46,124 --> 00:31:47,157 I mean, obviously... 777 00:31:47,225 --> 00:31:49,026 Yeah, I mean, obviously... 778 00:31:52,397 --> 00:31:54,632 Okay, pros of you running for governor: 779 00:31:54,699 --> 00:31:56,533 You would be a great governor, 780 00:31:56,601 --> 00:31:58,168 we could make Pawnee our home base, 781 00:31:58,236 --> 00:31:59,770 kids could go to school in Pawnee, 782 00:31:59,838 --> 00:32:02,039 and it would be a huge career move for you. 783 00:32:02,107 --> 00:32:05,275 The pros of me running for governor are the same thing. 784 00:32:05,343 --> 00:32:06,777 - It's the same list. - Right. 785 00:32:06,845 --> 00:32:08,779 The only con of you running would be 786 00:32:08,847 --> 00:32:11,015 that I don't get to run and vice versa. 787 00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:14,785 Good. So we've solved it. 788 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:16,687 Ugh. Look. 789 00:32:16,755 --> 00:32:18,195 We're going back to Pawnee in a week. 790 00:32:18,223 --> 00:32:20,091 Why don't we just talk about it after that? 791 00:32:20,158 --> 00:32:21,459 Good idea. 792 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:23,260 Hey, maybe we can drop by the old stomping ground, 793 00:32:23,328 --> 00:32:25,429 see how the Parks Department has changed. 794 00:32:25,497 --> 00:32:26,497 I love it. 795 00:32:26,565 --> 00:32:28,199 Okay, are you ready? 796 00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:30,468 No, but we don't have a choice, do we? 797 00:32:31,603 --> 00:32:33,471 Kids, dinner! 798 00:32:33,538 --> 00:32:35,738 Hey, I'm gonna eat in my room because I have to study. 799 00:32:35,774 --> 00:32:36,774 Can we go to Bobby's house to watch the game? 800 00:32:36,842 --> 00:32:38,075 Hey, dude, stop. 801 00:32:38,143 --> 00:32:39,310 - Did you finish your homework? - Yes, all of it. 802 00:32:39,378 --> 00:32:40,611 - Okay, don't forget to... - That's mine. 803 00:32:40,679 --> 00:32:41,812 - We'll be back by 8:00. - Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom. 804 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,280 - Bye. - Okay, get your ice skates! 805 00:32:43,348 --> 00:32:44,448 - You have a lesson tomorrow! - Bye, Mom. 806 00:32:44,516 --> 00:32:45,750 - Bye, Dad. - Just-okay. 807 00:32:45,817 --> 00:32:47,420 Bye. 808 00:32:49,688 --> 00:32:52,256 - Want some broccoli? - Ugh, no. 809 00:32:53,425 --> 00:32:54,859 You know, now that I'm here, 810 00:32:54,927 --> 00:32:57,728 it's giving me an idea about this governor thing. 811 00:32:57,796 --> 00:32:59,897 Maybe we need fresh eyes, you know, 812 00:32:59,965 --> 00:33:01,365 other people to weigh in. 813 00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:06,270 We should talk to Ron or Tom or April or Donna or Andy even. 814 00:33:06,338 --> 00:33:08,406 - Sometimes he can be wise. - Oh, good idea. 815 00:33:08,474 --> 00:33:10,074 Let's call them. 816 00:33:10,142 --> 00:33:11,709 Or you know what else we could do? 817 00:33:11,777 --> 00:33:13,344 Just talk to them in person. 818 00:33:13,412 --> 00:33:16,214 Hey! 819 00:33:16,281 --> 00:33:18,916 Surprise! 820 00:33:18,984 --> 00:33:20,485 Oh, wow. 821 00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:21,672 It's what you wanted, right, 822 00:33:21,687 --> 00:33:24,155 everyone in the same room at same time? 823 00:33:24,223 --> 00:33:26,491 I can't believe you. 824 00:33:26,558 --> 00:33:29,994 We're all here together in the same room... 825 00:33:30,062 --> 00:33:33,097 in this room. 826 00:33:33,165 --> 00:33:35,733 I don't think I could be happier right now. 827 00:33:35,801 --> 00:33:36,801 Want to bet? 828 00:33:36,869 --> 00:33:39,070 - Hi. - Oh, Ann's here! 829 00:33:39,138 --> 00:33:40,938 Ann. Ann's here! 830 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:42,340 - Hi! - Oh! 831 00:33:42,407 --> 00:33:43,541 - Hey. - Hey, buddy. 832 00:33:43,609 --> 00:33:45,243 - How you doing? - Oh, good. 833 00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:47,178 - You guys, Ann's here. - Aww. 834 00:33:47,246 --> 00:33:48,646 - Should we move away from here? - Yeah, yeah. 835 00:33:48,714 --> 00:33:51,315 - This could go on for some time. - Ohh! 836 00:33:55,707 --> 00:33:57,043 Your hair looks amazing, by the way. 837 00:33:57,211 --> 00:33:58,644 You look like a cartoon princess. 838 00:33:58,712 --> 00:34:00,880 Oh, thank you! That's from the pills I was telling you about. 839 00:34:00,948 --> 00:34:02,115 I took some of those, 840 00:34:02,182 --> 00:34:03,349 but I don't know, they didn't do anything, 841 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,751 and they kind of upset my stomach. 842 00:34:04,818 --> 00:34:06,185 No, no, no. You're supposed to crack them 843 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,288 and leave them on your hair overnight, not eat them. 844 00:34:08,355 --> 00:34:09,823 Oh, no. 845 00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:12,459 Well, it's confusing 'cause they're delicious. 846 00:34:12,526 --> 00:34:14,728 Because my first book was such a smash, 847 00:34:14,795 --> 00:34:16,835 I had to come up with a new angle for the follow-up. 848 00:34:16,897 --> 00:34:19,866 Then it hit me... Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail. 849 00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,601 - Love it. - How's everything? 850 00:34:21,669 --> 00:34:23,709 You properly treating yourself out there in Seattle? 851 00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:24,838 In a manner of speaking. 852 00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,673 Joe and I spend most of our time on the foundation. 853 00:34:27,861 --> 00:34:29,433 I can't believe you went nonprofit. 854 00:34:29,477 --> 00:34:30,444 I mean, I love you. 855 00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:31,845 You're one of my best friends, 856 00:34:31,913 --> 00:34:34,014 but you have betrayed me and everything we stand for. 857 00:34:34,082 --> 00:34:35,816 - You've changed. - Maybe you're right. 858 00:34:35,884 --> 00:34:37,918 By the way, what time is it? 859 00:34:37,986 --> 00:34:40,454 Oh, it looks like it's half past spla-Dow! 860 00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:41,755 What? 861 00:34:41,823 --> 00:34:43,056 I take it all back. 862 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,324 That's a lot of diamonds. 863 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:46,112 Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me! 864 00:34:46,161 --> 00:34:48,862 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Leslie. 865 00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,631 - Hello, Ann. - Hi, April. 866 00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:52,833 Your kids are, like, surprisingly awesome. 867 00:34:52,901 --> 00:34:53,901 Thank you. 868 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,135 Did you use an egg donor 869 00:34:55,203 --> 00:34:57,571 or give Chris a hall pass for a night? 870 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:00,140 Once again, they are my biological children. 871 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:02,276 Once again, I don't believe you. 872 00:35:02,344 --> 00:35:05,913 Ann, you rainbow-infused space unicorn. 873 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:09,483 Ann, you beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life. 874 00:35:09,551 --> 00:35:11,886 Ann, you opalescent tree shark. 875 00:35:11,954 --> 00:35:14,355 Leslie, you are the master of the metaphor. 876 00:35:14,423 --> 00:35:15,756 Oh. 877 00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:18,192 I recently compared her to a nutrient-rich chia seed. 878 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,427 What's that thing on your wrist? 879 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,995 Oh! 880 00:35:23,465 --> 00:35:25,633 You are extremely healthy. 881 00:35:25,701 --> 00:35:28,402 I do that literally 50 times a day. 882 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:31,639 Aren't you afraid that thing might give you cancer? 883 00:35:31,707 --> 00:35:33,274 Well, I am now. 884 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:35,276 Well, there he is. 885 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:38,112 Chip Traeger, you old son of a gun. 886 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,647 Andy, it's Chris. 887 00:35:39,715 --> 00:35:41,816 Is it? 888 00:35:41,883 --> 00:35:43,251 Ha! Huh. 889 00:35:43,319 --> 00:35:46,454 Hello, Jack. Ron Swanson. 890 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:47,789 Strong handshake. 891 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,657 - Well done, you two. - Thank you. 892 00:35:49,725 --> 00:35:51,392 So are you gonna have another one? 893 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,494 Um... 894 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:57,399 - Shh. - Shh. 895 00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:01,135 'Cause-- 'cause he's sleeping? 896 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:02,670 How can you tell? 897 00:36:02,738 --> 00:36:04,172 Oh, it's a common misconception 898 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,007 that the Oculus holds all of the power. 899 00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:07,342 It's actually the Lamplighter. 900 00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,143 Ann! Oh, my God! It's happening. 901 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:11,840 It's totally happening. Our kids are falling in love. 902 00:36:11,847 --> 00:36:13,248 This is good. Okay, remember. 903 00:36:13,315 --> 00:36:15,550 If this is ever gonna work, we have to pretend to disapprove. 904 00:36:15,618 --> 00:36:17,519 Yeah, right, good call. 905 00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:18,987 Hey! 906 00:36:19,055 --> 00:36:20,355 - Leslie, no. - Oh. 907 00:36:20,423 --> 00:36:23,058 Who cares? 908 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,894 Ann Arbor, Michigan, is literally the greatest city 909 00:36:25,961 --> 00:36:27,796 that I have ever lived in, 910 00:36:27,863 --> 00:36:30,231 but Pawnee is better, so we're moving back. 911 00:36:30,299 --> 00:36:31,466 - That's great. - Yeah. 912 00:36:31,534 --> 00:36:33,535 I'm gonna run admissions at Indiana. 913 00:36:33,602 --> 00:36:35,270 I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers. 914 00:36:35,337 --> 00:36:37,773 Well, you're getting the better end of that deal. 915 00:36:38,441 --> 00:36:39,841 Tom! 916 00:36:39,909 --> 00:36:42,911 I took the quiz in your book about what kind of person I am. 917 00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:44,112 I'm a "Ron." 918 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,881 Ha! I'm usually a "Tom," 919 00:36:45,948 --> 00:36:47,716 but sometimes I'm a "Donna." 920 00:36:47,784 --> 00:36:49,785 Last time I took it, I was a "Tom." 921 00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:52,621 What? No. 922 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,822 No, no, no! 923 00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:55,357 Take it again! 924 00:36:55,424 --> 00:36:57,626 I got to go recalibrate the quiz. 925 00:37:02,213 --> 00:37:05,550 ♪ Things I really want to do 926 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,185 So did anyone have any insights 927 00:37:08,253 --> 00:37:09,854 on our "running for governor" situation? 928 00:37:10,122 --> 00:37:11,842 I've been so busy catching up with everyone, 929 00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:13,250 I haven't had a chance to ask them. 930 00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:14,759 - Yeah, me neither. - Okay, here's what I think. 931 00:37:14,826 --> 00:37:16,460 I hate when we're on opposite sides. 932 00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:18,195 It stinks. 933 00:37:18,263 --> 00:37:20,531 Plus, if one of us runs, it doesn't mean we're gonna win. 934 00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:23,134 Right, and it's not like this is the only career option 935 00:37:23,201 --> 00:37:24,335 for either of us. 936 00:37:24,402 --> 00:37:26,570 So all that matters is that we are good. 937 00:37:26,638 --> 00:37:29,507 Right, which is why I have an idea. 938 00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:32,042 I think we should flip a coin. I mean it. 939 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:35,346 Let's literally flip a coin, because whoever runs 940 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:38,115 is gonna do a great job, and whoever doesn't run 941 00:37:38,183 --> 00:37:40,718 is gonna be right alongside the other one, 942 00:37:40,786 --> 00:37:43,454 offering advice and support and whatever they need. 943 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:44,688 So it doesn't matter. 944 00:37:44,756 --> 00:37:46,157 So let's flip a coin. 945 00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:48,125 Okay, you, Leslie Knope, 946 00:37:48,193 --> 00:37:52,530 the queen of planning and binders and pro-and-con lists, 947 00:37:52,597 --> 00:37:55,866 you want to leave this to chance? 948 00:37:55,934 --> 00:38:01,572 Yes, because whatever's next, you and I are in it together. 949 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,041 So let's go tell everybody, and they can participate, 950 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:05,876 and they can sign the coin, and then, you know, the coin 951 00:38:05,944 --> 00:38:08,648 will eventually make its way into the Smithsonian. 952 00:38:10,566 --> 00:38:12,500 Okay, everybody, gather around. 953 00:38:12,568 --> 00:38:15,269 First of all, I just have to say that all of you in the same room 954 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:16,938 at the same time with your children here, 955 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:18,339 it's like it's the greatest thing 956 00:38:18,407 --> 00:38:20,247 that's ever happened in the history of America. 957 00:38:20,309 --> 00:38:22,744 And secondly, Ben and I have an announcement. 958 00:38:22,811 --> 00:38:25,113 Leslie's running for governor of Indiana. 959 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:27,982 What? 960 00:38:28,050 --> 00:38:29,384 Bully for you, Knope. 961 00:38:29,452 --> 00:38:30,552 That's amazing. 962 00:38:30,619 --> 00:38:32,253 Yeah, she got approached by the DNC, 963 00:38:32,321 --> 00:38:34,422 and they think she has a great shot to win. 964 00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:37,258 Indiana native, supremely qualified, 965 00:38:37,326 --> 00:38:39,928 and she wrote that she wanted to be governor 966 00:38:39,995 --> 00:38:42,764 in her kindergarten dream journal. 967 00:38:42,832 --> 00:38:45,533 Just makes sense. 968 00:38:48,638 --> 00:38:49,938 So I'm running for governor. 969 00:38:50,006 --> 00:38:51,640 Yeah! 970 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:53,408 Ben is gonna be running my campaign 971 00:38:53,476 --> 00:38:54,843 because he's a super genius, 972 00:38:54,911 --> 00:38:57,879 and he's got a tight, compact, little body 973 00:38:57,947 --> 00:39:00,882 like an Italian sports car. 974 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,151 But right now I'd like to make a toast. 975 00:39:03,219 --> 00:39:06,555 When we worked here together, 976 00:39:06,622 --> 00:39:10,258 we fought, scratched, and clawed 977 00:39:10,326 --> 00:39:13,128 to make people's lives a tiny bit better. 978 00:39:13,196 --> 00:39:15,797 That's what public service is all about-- 979 00:39:15,865 --> 00:39:18,533 Small, incremental change every day. 980 00:39:18,601 --> 00:39:20,869 Teddy Roosevelt once said, 981 00:39:20,937 --> 00:39:24,005 "Far and away, the best prize that life has to offer 982 00:39:24,073 --> 00:39:27,809 is a chance to work hard at work worth doing." 983 00:39:27,877 --> 00:39:32,214 And I would add that what makes work worth doing 984 00:39:32,281 --> 00:39:34,917 is getting to do it with people that you love. 985 00:39:34,984 --> 00:39:37,452 I started my career more than 30 years ago 986 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,921 in the Parks and Recreation Department 987 00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:41,423 right here in Pawnee, Indiana. 988 00:39:41,491 --> 00:39:43,659 I've had a lot of different jobs 989 00:39:43,726 --> 00:39:46,028 including two terms as your governor, 990 00:39:46,095 --> 00:39:50,265 and soon a new, unknown challenge awaits me, 991 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:54,536 which to me, even now, is thrilling 992 00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:55,837 because I love the work. 993 00:39:55,905 --> 00:39:58,473 Not to say that public service isn't sexy, 994 00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:00,676 because it definitely is, 995 00:40:00,744 --> 00:40:03,679 but that's not why we do it. 996 00:40:03,747 --> 00:40:05,414 We do it because we get the chance 997 00:40:05,482 --> 00:40:09,151 to work hard at work worth doing... 998 00:40:09,219 --> 00:40:12,488 alongside a team of people we love. 999 00:40:12,555 --> 00:40:17,626 So I thank those people who've walked with me, 1000 00:40:17,694 --> 00:40:20,629 and I thank you for this honor. 1001 00:40:20,697 --> 00:40:23,098 Now, go find your team, and get to work. 1002 00:40:29,606 --> 00:40:31,674 In addition to Governor Knope's honorary doctorate 1003 00:40:31,742 --> 00:40:33,509 from the School of Public Policy, 1004 00:40:33,577 --> 00:40:37,179 in recognition of all she's done for the people of Indiana, 1005 00:40:37,247 --> 00:40:41,417 the campus library will henceforth bear her name. 1006 00:40:43,987 --> 00:40:47,189 [under breath] A [bleep] library? 1007 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,995 Yeah, that should do it. The swing is fixed. 1008 00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:55,498 - Yeah! - All right. 1009 00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:57,666 Well, there you have it, sir. 1010 00:40:57,734 --> 00:41:00,036 Another problem solved by the hard work 1011 00:41:00,103 --> 00:41:02,638 of dedicated public servants. 1012 00:41:02,706 --> 00:41:04,740 Okay, great. 1013 00:41:04,808 --> 00:41:06,342 Bye. 1014 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:08,477 Yeah, that's about right. 1015 00:41:08,545 --> 00:41:10,546 Okay, well... 1016 00:41:12,682 --> 00:41:13,682 Hang on. 1017 00:41:13,683 --> 00:41:14,950 Gayle made me promise 1018 00:41:15,018 --> 00:41:17,019 to get a quick picture just for old times' sake. 1019 00:41:17,087 --> 00:41:19,223 Good idea. Garry had a good idea. 1020 00:41:20,290 --> 00:41:21,657 Oh, the lighting's all wrong. 1021 00:41:21,725 --> 00:41:23,045 I'm gonna send you a glamour shot. 1022 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,293 Just Photoshop me in later. 1023 00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:25,862 I'm not gonna show up in that picture anyway 1024 00:41:25,929 --> 00:41:27,263 because I'm a vampire. 1025 00:41:27,331 --> 00:41:29,531 Hey, babe, for this picture, should I be Burt Macklin, 1026 00:41:29,566 --> 00:41:31,968 Johnny Karate, or my new character, 1027 00:41:32,035 --> 00:41:34,637 Sergeant Thunderfist, MD? 1028 00:41:34,705 --> 00:41:35,972 Where did you get that? 1029 00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,159 I found it in the sandbox. 1030 00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:38,341 Ew! 1031 00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,642 Go Macklin. 1032 00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:41,611 - Macklin's the hottest. - Get on with it. 1033 00:41:41,678 --> 00:41:43,813 I can't hold this smile forever. I look ridiculous. 1034 00:41:43,925 --> 00:41:45,826 Okay, hang on. Okay. 1035 00:41:49,027 --> 00:41:50,533 You ready, babe? 1036 00:41:52,067 --> 00:41:53,270 Yes. 1037 00:41:55,204 --> 00:41:56,366 I'm ready. 1038 00:41:58,404 --> 00:42:01,472 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1039 00:42:01,506 --> 00:42:03,271 ♪ Riding around in the breeze ♪ 1040 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:06,974 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1041 00:42:07,008 --> 00:42:08,941 ♪ If you live the life you please ♪ 1042 00:42:08,975 --> 00:42:12,676 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1043 00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:14,746 ♪ Doing the best you can ♪ 1044 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:18,313 ♪ Well it's all right ♪ 1045 00:42:18,347 --> 00:42:20,584 ♪ As long as you lend a hand ♪ 1046 00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:33,277 That is a series wrap on Parks and Recreation. 1047 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,800 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net