[jungle birds cry]
[rooster crowing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[theme song playing]
Aah!
♪ Come on in ♪
♪ And pull yourself up
a chair ♪
Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
to let down your hair ♪
- ♪ Pee-wee's sure excited ♪
- Uh-huh!
♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited ♪
- That's you!
- ♪ To go wacky ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky baby ♪
- ♪ Are the puppet band ♪
- Yeah!
♪ He's got
a couple of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
♪ Globey's spinnin',
Mr. Window's grinnin' ♪
♪ 'Cause Pterri's
flyin' by ♪
- Hello!
- ♪ His flowers are singing ♪
♪ The picture phone
is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still a-snoring ♪
♪ There's a flashing
magic screen ♪
- Ha ha!
- ♪ The cowntess is so classy ♪
♪ Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee
and you'll see what we mean ♪
Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place ♪
♪ Where anything
can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given you
fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
- ♪ For being wacky! ♪
- Ha ha ha!
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse! ♪♪
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
Hm, what shall we do now?
I know. Let's go look
at my toys.
[screeching]
[kissing]
Yeah.
I love my toys.
Not going
to marry them, though.
[Conky powers on]
Conky 2-2000.
Ready--ready to--
to--to assist you.
Good morning, Conky.
Hi, Conky.
Hey, Pee-wee, what's
the secret word for today?
Gee, I don't know yet,
Magic screen.
I was just about to
ask Conky.
Conky?
[whirring]
Today's secret word is...
"Door"!
Now, you all know
what to do
whenever we hear
the secret word, right?
[all]
Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
whenever anybody
says the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Hey, Magic screen.
What's that red thing
over there?
That's a silly
question, Pee-wee.
It's the door.
[bell dings, screaming]
Hey, Pee-wee.
Yes, Mr. Window?
Someone's at the do--
Someone's at the red
padded entrance.
Oh, you mean the door?
[bell dings, screaming]
[doorbell chimes]
[Pee-wee] Come in.
Hi, Elvis.
Hi, Cher.
Hi, Pee-wee.
We've got
a new member.
Her name's Opal.
- Hi!
Can we show her
your mouse hole, Pee-wee?
What will you
give me?
Foil.
Wow, foil!
Let's see how big
my foil ball is today.
Yeah!
Now, can I see your
mouse hole, Pee-wee?
Sure! What'll
you give me?
I just gave you
some foil.
Oh, that's right.
Go ahead.
Watch this.
[all] Ooh!
Ack!
Aaack!
- Aaack!
- Grrr!
[growls]
[children giggling]
Whoa!
See, I told you.
Wait till you see
Pee-wee's swimming pool.
Let's go! Come on!
Whoa, you little
tumbleweeds!
It's a stampede!
Howdy, Cowboy Curtis.
Howdy, Pee-wee.
Wow!
Whoa-ooh!
Here we go!
Whoa! Wow!
Oh, look out now,
Pee-wee.
Here we go!
Whoa!
Wow!
Snoop alert, Pee-wee,
snoop alert!
Someone is snooping
around the playhouse!
I'll take care of that
varmint for you, Pee-wee.
This is a job
for my lasso.
You gonna give me
a hand here, pardner?
See what happens to snoopers,
Mrs. Steve?
I was not snooping!
I just happened to be
passing by your door.
[bell dings, screaming]
What? What's
with all the screaming?
This place
is a madhouse.
I'm going to the pool.
There's something fishy
about that woman.
Yeah. She's
a whale of a gal.
[laughter]
[picture phone rings]
Excuse me. That's
the picture phone.
Well, you go on
and answer it, pardner.
I'm gonna mosey on out
by the pool.
- Bye, Cowboy Curtis.
- I'll see ya.
[phone rings]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Ahoy, Pee-wee!
Ahoy, Captain Carl!
Mayday, Pee-wee.
I'm lost!
Lost at sea!
Say it, don't spray it,
Captain Carl!
You got to help me,
Pee-wee!
Save me from death's
watery grave!
Conky, Globey,
Magic screen!
Captain Carl
needs our help!
I'll help, Pee-wee.
Let me help.
Ready to assist
you, Pee-wee.
Where are you,
Captain Carl?
If I knew that,
I wouldn't need your help!
My compass
has gone haywire!
Can you get a fix
on him, Conky?
I've got him
on my radar.
Longitude 75,
latitude 110.
He's right
under my nose,
Two Miles off the coast
of the sandwich islands.
- Got it.
Got it.
What should he do?
[all] Make a right!
Make a right!
[wind roaring]
Thanks a million,
everybody!
You saved me
from death's door!
[bell dings, screaming]
Oh, I get it!
The secret word!
Sandwich, ho!
[laughter]
Chairry, stop it!
Hee hee hee hee!
Chairry...Aah!
Chairry!
Hey, Pee-wee,
do you know what time it is?
Um...It's fun time!
It's fun time!
That's right, Pee-wee.
It's time
to play with me.
Here we go!
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪♪
Oh, great.
A car with no wheels.
I can take care
of that, Pee-wee.
Hey, let's see
how she handles.
Peel out!
[tires screech]
[making motor sounds]
[bird caws]
Aah! I forgot!
I don't know
how to drive!
Hey, I wonder what
this pedal's for.
Aah! Aah!
There you are,
Pee-wee.
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
Hi, Miss Yvonne. I was
in the magic screen.
Oh, I should have
looked there first.
Pee-wee, do you
like my new hairdo?
Yeah. It's really big.
You really are
the most beautiful
woman in Puppetland.
Oh, thank you,
Pee-wee.
You know, I'm going
to Puppetland now.
Would you like
to be my escort?
Delighted.
Oh!
[giggles]
[singing]
♪ Hey,P-man
and Miss Yvonne ♪
♪ You two cats
are really gone ♪
♪ Hey, Miss Y,
excuse my stare ♪
♪ But you have got
the biggest hair ♪
Oh, thank you,
Dirty Dog.
Hi, Cool Cat.
Hi, Chicky Baby.
Hey, what's happening,
daddy-o?
♪ Hey, whatever ♪
♪ This conversation's
really cool ♪
♪ But we are
headin' to the pool ♪♪
Well, you all have
a good time.
I don't want
to get my hair wet.
Who is that?
[Pee-wee]
Oh, that's Tito.
He's the new
playhouse lifeguard.
Well, I suppose
I could go in
up to my neck.
Oh...
Wow!
Moo-hoo, Pee-wee!
Hi, Cowntess!
Where is everybody?
Out by the pool.
Moo, that sounds
refreshing.
But I forgot
to bring my suit.
Oh. I have an extra.
Moovelous!
Here you go.
This should fit.
Here you are.
Thank you, Pee-wee.
Okay.
Clear a path
to the diving board.
Geronimooo!
[splash]
It's dance time!
[dance music playing]
[horn honks,
tires squeal]
Hi, Pee-wee!
Hi, Dixie!
[jazzy tune]
Hear ye, hear ye!
Introducing
his highness,
King cartoon!
Hooray!
[screaming]
Pee-wee, members
of the playhouse,
Boys and girls,
before we begin
the cartoon,
I would just
like to say--
Uh, your majesty,
the meter's running.
Let the cartoon...
Begin.
[film rolling]
[sighs]
Aah! My babies!
My babies! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Stop!
Follow me, boys.
We're saved!
[squeaking]
Here we go now.
One, two
and in you go!
Hi! While
the cartoon was playing,
I took an ordinary potato
like this
and stuck
some pencils in it,
and I made an animal
that looks like this.
I was being creative.
I used my imagination.
You could do this
at home too.
Hi, Jambi.
Hiya, Pee-wee.
Are you ready to make
today's wish?
Mm, no, but i'll
take a prediction.
All right.
I predict...
We'll be back
right after this.
Aah!
Face fun!
[Knucklehead]
Knock knock.
Knucklehead!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub!
I'm dwowning!
[laughs]
[knock on door]
Someone's at the do...
[knock knock knock]
I'm going door-to-door
to make you
this incredible offer.
I'm sure you're
wondering by now--
Aahhh!
Salesmen!
Aah!
Hello, my name's Penny,
and I have a mother,
a father, and a brother...
and a very,
very big rat.
She's sort of fat,
but she's kind
of skinny,
but her husband Louie,
he was very fat.
That's why he died.
He was very fat.
[crash]
I like to go
swimming a lot.
I like to swim
very deep,
but usually
I can't do that.
My mom normally
doesn't let me.
I like to go
roller-skating.
I was calling
for my dad to help,
but he said,
"no, not now!"
Boy, that Penny
sure is cute.
I could just eat her up!
Hey, boys and girls,
let's make a snack.
Snack?
Did somebody
say snack?
Hi, Pterri.
Hi, Pee-wee.
Snack-time's
my favorite time...
except for lunchtime
and dinnertime.
Today, we're gonna make
ice cream soup.
Mmm, that's
my favorite.
First ingredient
in ice cream soup
Is ice cream!
Whoa!
Bravo! Bravo!
Ha ha ha ha!
[applause]
[humming]
[grunts]
[singing and humming]
[humming]
Ice cream soup.
Uh-oh.
Here comes trouble.
It's Randy.
Hiya, Pee-wee.
Hiya, Pa-terri.
That's pronounced
"terri."
The "p" is silent.
Oh. Okay, ee-wee.
[chuckles]
Boo!
Ohhh!
[Randy chuckles]
That wasn't
very nice, Randy.
Ah, he'll get over it.
Hm, what's this?
Ice cream soup.
Yeah. I just have to put
a little bit more
chocolate in it.
You need more than that.
Let me show you.
No! Randy!
Randy! Stop it!
Ohh! Ahh! Stop it!
Stop it! Randy!
There you go--
ice cream soup.
[chuckles]
See you later.
It's ruined!
There's way too much chocolate
in my ice cream soup.
My snack is ruined!
Don't-- don't cry,
Pee-wee.
There's a solution
to every problem.
Just add
more ice cream.
Yeah!
Thanks, Conky.
[thunder]
Rain.
The sky was falling.
Soup's on!
Give me some-a that
frozen cow.
Got some change,
Sugar Daddy?
How 'bout Conky?
You can't forget Conky.
Fudge, judge.
Fudge, daddy-o.
Mmm.
The smooth stuff, baby.
Thank you.
Perfect combination
of vanilla and chocolate.
Open wide.
That a guy!
How about
that wish, Pee-wee?
Use it or lose it.
Let's see... what
should I wish for?
How about a team of
horses, Pee-wee?
[Yvonne] A big
air-conditioned trailer for me!
Italian loafers.
A mermaid.
More labor-saving
devices.
[indistinct shouting]
A sharkskin.
How about travel, man?
Let's go to Paris.
Sharkskin.
[clamoring]
A lady lifeguard.
I know.
I wish that all of you
will come back again next week!
All right.
Everyone repeat after me.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Now, everyone at home.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
The wish is granted.
Long live Jambi.
[creaks]
Well, good-bye,
everybody!
[all] Bye!
Hey, somebody
open the door!
[bell dings, screaming]
Aah!