[jungle birds cry]
[rooster crows]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[theme song playing]
Aah!
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself up
a chair ♪
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
to let down your hair ♪
Ha ha ha!
- ♪ Pee-wee's sure excited ♪
- Uh-huh!
- ♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited ♪
- That's you!
♪ To go wacky ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog,
Cool cat, Chicky baby
are the puppet band ♪
Yeah!
♪ He's got
a couple of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
at Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by ♪
- Hello!
♪ His flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still a-snoring ♪
♪ There's a flashing
magic screen ♪
- Ha ha!
- ♪ The Cowntess is so classy ♪
♪ Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
what we mean ♪
- Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
- Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place where
anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given you
fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
- ♪ For being wacky! ♪
- Ha ha ha!
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse! ♪♪
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
Come closer.
Closer.
Closer still.
Aah!
I'm in your living room.
Hey, let's play a game.
Has everybody out there
played a game
called "Simon says" before?
This is just like
Simon says,
Except it's
called "Pee-wee says."
Ha ha!
Pee-wee says...
Stand up!
Pee-wee says
sit back down!
Pee-wee says put
both your arms up in the air!
Pee-wee says
take 'em down.
Pee-wee says
go like this!
Pee-wee says stop!
Now shake your head
back and forth.
I didn't say
Pee-wee says!
You're out, you're out,
you're out, and you're out!
The magic screen says...
It's time to play
connect the dots.
Yay!
Magic screen says...
Pee-wee, jump in!
Now, Pee-wee,
jump up and down.
I didn't say
"Magic screen says."
Now, Magic screen says...
Pee-wee,
throw out your dots!
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la ♪♪
[music plays]
[boing]
I'm a jack-in-the-box!
Gotcha!
Thanks, Chairry.
Here comes
the playhouse gang.
Hi, Pee-wee!
Hi kids!
What's today's
secret word, Pee-wee?
I don't know, Elvis.
I was just going to
ask Conky!
[Conky powers on]
Conky...
Conky 2000 r-r-ready
to assist you, Pee-wee.
Good morning, Conky.
What's today's secret word?
Today's se-se-secret
word is...
Fun!
Today's secret word
is "fun!"
Now, you all know
what to do
whenever anybody says
the secret word, right?
- Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
whenever anybody
says the secret word,
scream as loud
as you can!
Let's try it. Ready?
Hey, kids, would you guys
like to go outside
and play with Pterri?
That sounds like fun.
[bell dinging]
[screaming]
That sure was fun.
[screaming]
[bell dinging]
Can we really go outside
and play with Pterri?
Sure. That
sounds like fun.
[screaming]
[bell dinging]
Out the window, ho!
There goes Pterri.
Let's get him.
[picture phone rings]
I'll get it.
[ringing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Hi there!
Jack Bohankas
from the all new
big question show!
If you can answer
today's big question,
you'll win a big prize!
Are you ready?
Yes, sir! Ha ha!
Why do cows have bells?
[clock ticks]
[music plays]
[mumbles]
Ha ha!
Because their horns
don't work.
That's right!
I won! I won!
I'm a winner!
What did I win?
Dinner for two
at the Kalanilani
Hawaiian restaurant!
Thanks for playing,
And I hope you had fun.
[screams]
[bell dinging]
I get it.
Secret word.
I won!
I won! I won!
I won!
Why, a dinner for two.
Congratulations, Pee-wee.
Hawaiian food
is delicious.
I had some
spilled on me once.
Mmm. It's out of this world.
Hawaii...
Surf's up!
Cowabunga!
Hang ten.
Hang twenty.
Ooh-ooh!
Radical!
Backwards.
Ooh, wipe out!
Aah! Sharks!
Flipper!
How's it going?
Radical!
Uh! Wipe out!
Hold still,
Chicky baby.
I'm trying to
comb your hair.
[contented sigh]
There!
What did we girls ever do
before styling mousse?
Thanks, Yvonne.
That looks out of sight.
Perfect for
my date tonight.
A date!
How exciting.
Who's the lucky fella?
Dig it, Yvonne.
We're all going
to dinner.
Pee-wee was
a game show winner.
Dirty dog isn't lyin',
We're goin' to dinner,
and it's totally Hawaiian.
Oh! A Hawaiian dinner.
How exciting!
Oh...I better get
my hair done.
Aloha.
See ya.
[all] Later, man.
Later. yeah.
Ha ha! They think
they're all going
to dinner with Pee-wee.
When they find out he can
only take one person,
They're gonna be awfully sad.
Boo-hoo-hoo.
[tires screech,
horn toots]
[plays music]
[jazzy tune]
Hear ye, hear ye!
Presenting his majesty,
King cartoon!
[fanfare plays]
Let the cartoon...
[fanfare dies out]
Where's Pee-wee?
Pee-wee went to the
store to buy some tape.
He said you should
start the cartoon
without him.
Well, then let
the cartoon begin.
[music plays]
Listen, my soldiers,
and you shall hear
of the vicious enemy
we had to fear.
Calling all ants.
Run for your lives.
Danger! Public ant enemy
number one at large!
Uh-oh.
Give him the works!
Pepper!
Salt!
Mustard!
Vinegar!
Fire!
[groans]
Uncle!
[singing song]
[sniffing]
Mrs. Steve, what are
you doing in here,
snooping again?
Snooping?!
I've never been
so insulted in my life.
I'm never going to
speak to you again,
Pee-wee Herman.
Boy, this really is
my lucky day.
Well, I got my tape.
Time for some more fun!
[bell dinging]
[screaming]
Whoop!
Hello!
[whistle blows]
Captain Carl is coming,
Pee-wee.
I guess Pee-wee's
not around.
I'll just sit down
and take a load off.
Aah!
Aah! A monster!
Captain Carl, wait.
It's me. Look!
Ow!
You know, Pee-wee,
there's a real twisted
side to you.
Thanks, Captain Carl.
You're welcome.
Captain Carl, have you
ever been to Hawaii?
Yeah. It's a beautiful
place. Beautiful.
Hey, I got an idea.
Why doesn't old
captain Carl
teach you something
about Hawaii
on the magic screen?
Wouldn't that be fun?
[bell dinging]
[screaming]
Ah! You and your
secret word.
How 'bout it,
magic screen?
[narrator on magic screen]
Beautiful Hawaii became
America's 50th state
on august 21, 1959.
Hawaii is made up
of 8 main islands
and numerous islets
located in the pacific ocean
and is known
for its tropical beauty.
Hawaii's chief products are
cane sugar and pineapple.
And tourism provides Hawaii
with its largest source
of outside income.
Boy, oh, boy, that pineapple
looks good enough to share,
doesn't it?
Why, there's some
more tourists now
enjoying the Puupuu platter,
a traditional Hawaiian feast.
Dig in.
Better take a picture,
because that platter
will be empty
before you can say Honolulu,
the state capital.
Well, there's just enough time
for a quick hula
and to say good-bye
to this lush tropical paradise.
Aloha, aloha state.
That was great,
Captain Carl.
Now I know everything
about Hawaii.
Yeah. Didn't that food
look good?
Boy, what I wouldn't do
for a platter of puupuus.
Well, I'll see you
later, Pee-wee.
Or should I
say "aloha?"
[chuckles]
- Hey, captain Carl.
- How you doing, Tito?
Save any lives lately?
Naw, no one's
swimming out there.
[whistling]
What's the matter?
Hm. I'm trying to
make a decision
about something.
Oh, yeah. Sometimes
those are hard.
Well, if you need any help,
I'll be out by the pool.
Good luck.
[music plays]
Knock knock.
It's Knucklehead!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howaya?
Howaya who?
Howaya going to decide
who to take to dinner?
[laughs]
I don't know!
[all cheering]
But I missed.
[Conky] But nobody misses
like you do, Pee wee.
What style.
What flair.
What a lot
of hooey.
Psst! Hey, Pee-wee.
Come here.
Let me straighten
you out.
Can't you see
what's goin' on?
Why do you think
everyone's being
so nice to you?
Because they like me.
Nah, wise up, Pee-wee.
Put two and two together.
Everybody's being
nice to you
because they want you
to take them
to that dinner.
That's the only reason.
Pee-wee,
you little angel.
How is my most
favorite person
In the whole wide world?
See what I mean?
[chortling]
Well, how do you
like my hair?
Not you, too,
Miss Yvonne?
What's she
doing here?
Well, I'm going out
to dinner with Pee-wee,
Not that it's any of your
business, Mrs. Steve.
Everything is my
business. And besides,
I'm going
to that dinner
with Pee-wee.
Well, I beg to differ
with you.
Well, you can beg
all you like.
Chow time! What
are these people doing?
I'm the Hawaii expert!
You're gonna
take me, right?
Aah!
Once upon a time,
there were 2 firemen--
a big one and a little one.
And then
the fire alarm rang
snd then they had to run.
The big fireman
had a big truck,
and the little fireman
had a little truck.
Then the big fireman
came to a big house
and the little fireman
came to a little house.
There were little fat ladies
in the little house...
[screaming]
And big fat ladies
in the big house.
Then they all jumped down
and they got in a net,
then they put out
the water.
Then, they...
They all got a new home.
That's the end.
[knock on door]
I love
Hawaiian food.
I'm going door-to-door
to make you
this incredible offer...
Aah!
I go all the time.
He'll take me.
You know I love--
[blows whistle]
I have something
I want to say.
Be quiet.
Pee-wee wants
to say something.
What is it, darling?
You know, I was really happy
when I won that game show,
but now...
Now I'm sorry I ever won.
What do you mean, Pee-wee?
Don't you think
I see what's going on here?
[Tito] What
do you mean, Pee-wee?
The reason
you're all being nice to me
Is because you're all hungry
for Hawaiian food.
Here.
Here's the tickets!
If a Hawaiian dinner means
to you than my friendship,
then go ahead.
Take them!
Well, if nobody else
wants them--
Then I don't
want them either.
Besides, I had
a very late lunch.
You're right, Pee-wee.
Maybe we did go
a bit overboard.
We're sorry, Pee-wee,
But we're all your friends,
aren't we, everyone?
Yeah!
Sure we are!
And the only reason we
wanted to go to this dinner
was because we could
be with you.
Your friendship means
more to us than anything.
We all love you,
Pee-wee.
- You do?
- Yes, of course.
I love you all, too!
That's why it's been
so hard to pick
who to take.
I wish I knew
what to do.
Wish! Did somebody
say wish?
Jambi.
Maybe Jambi can help.
Jambi, I wish
there was some way
that everybody could share
this Hawaiian dinner with me.
There is, Pee-wee,
but i'm gonna need
everybody's help.
Everyone,
repeat after me.
Quickly,
in Jambese.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
Mola mokka cholla,
mokka hola hola hey.
[all] Mola mokka cholla,
mokka hola hola hey.
It's working!
All the boys and girls
at home repeat after me...
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Now, everybody else.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Your wish is granted.
Long live jambi.
[cheering]
[Captain Carl]
Oh, hey, look at this crowd.
[party music plays]
- Care for Puupuus?
- Thanks!
Care for more Puupuu?
Puupuu?
[Jambese song plays]
Me-me-me.
Cowntess,
Care for a puupuu?
Come and get it.
[grunts]
[sniffing]
Aloha.
That's a beautiful dress
you have on.
You like it?
The Hawaiians have
a special name for it.
Really? What is it?
It's called a Muumuu.
[drumbeat]
Hey, it's limbo time!
It's limbo time!
[Pee-wee] Limbo!
Limbo time!
[all] How low
can you go?
How low can you go?
[all] How low
can you go?
- Yay!
[all] How low
can you go?
How low?
How low can you go?
L-l-lower!
How low
can you go?
[all] How low
can you go?
How low
can you go?
How low--
[cheering]
How low
can you go?
How low can you go?
Lower still!
How low
can you go?
How low can you go?
How low
can you go?
- Limbo.
- How low can you...
[cheering]
Boy, this luau
sure was great.
I hope all you boys and girls
had a lot of fun.
[bell dinging]
[screaming]
Alohaaaaa!
Aah!
[ending theme song plays]