[jungle birds cry]
[rooster crowing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[theme song playing]
Aah!
♪ Come on in ♪
♪ And pull yourself up
a chair ♪
Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
♪ It's time
to let down your hair ♪
Ha ha ha!
- ♪ Pee-wee's sure excited ♪
- Uh-huh!
♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited ♪
- That's you!
- ♪ To go wacky ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby ♪
- ♪ Are the puppet band ♪
- Yeah!
♪ He's got
a couple of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
♪ 'Cause Pterri's
flying by ♪
- Hello!
- ♪ His flowers are singing ♪
♪ The picture phone
is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still a-snoring ♪
♪ There's a flashing
magic screen ♪
- Ha ha!
- ♪ The cowntess is so classy ♪
♪ Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee
and you'll see what we mean ♪
Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place ♪
♪ Where anything
can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given you
fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
- ♪ For being wacky! ♪
- Ha ha ha!
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse! ♪♪
Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
Good morning!
Good morning, ants.
[boinging]
[dings]
[Conky powers on]
C-Conky 2-2000...
Ready--ready--ready
to-to-to-to assist you.
Good morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
[buzzing]
Hmm, today's
secret word is...
"Help."
Now, you all remember
what to do
whenever anybody says
the secret word, right?
- Scream!
Right. For the rest
of the day,
If anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Let's try it.
Hey, Globey,
I sure wish I knew
where Antarctica was.
Maybe I can help.
[bell dings, screaming]
Weather alert.
Hey, that's Mr. Kite.
We're going to have
some rain, Pee-wee,
and from the looks
of those clouds,
it's going to be
a big storm.
Are you sure?
Absolutely!
♪ It's raining,
la la la la ♪
♪ It's raining,
la la la la ♪♪
[thunder rumbling]
Pterri.
[Pterri whimpers]
What's the matter,
Pterri?
I'm scared, Pee-wee.
Don't be scared
of the rain, Pterri.
Come on out.
No.
Come on, Pterri.
N-n-n-no.
Pterri, come on.
Come on.
See, Pterri, there's nothing
to be afraid of.
[thunder rumbles]
Aah!
Shh.
[snoring]
[flowers playing]
Hee-hee. Hee-hee.
♪ We all love it
when it rains ♪
♪ Dripping on
our little brains ♪
♪ People think
we are insane ♪
♪ Singing every time
it rains ♪
♪ We all know
it helps us grow ♪
♪ We like it better
than snow ♪
♪ People think
we are insane ♪
♪ 'Cause we love it
when it rains ♪♪
I love the rain.
[thunder]
I wonder how long
it will rain.
A-according to
my calculation,
I-i-it's going to
rain all day.
Gee, all day.
Boy, I guess the whole day
is ruined.
Why do you say
that, Chairry?
Well, for one thing,
Pee-wee's going to be
sitting on me all day.
No way.
Rainy days are
special days.
There's a lot
of really fun stuff
we can do while
it's raining.
I know.
Let's make...
What do you wanna
make, Pee-wee?
Paper airplanes.
Hey, everybody go and get
a piece of paper.
H-h-here you go, Pee-wee.
Thank you, Conky.
I'm happy to help.
[bell ding, screaming]
Now, take your paper
and fold it in half,
like this...Whoop!
Then, fold it in half,
like this.
Then, like this.
Then, fold it again,
like this,
And again, like this.
And now...
You're ready to fly
a paper airplane.
Now, before you fly it,
though,
make sure
nothing's in the way
and don't throw it
at anybody else.
Ready? One,
two, three...
Fly 'em.
Aah!
Ha ha!
Aah!
[grunts]
[all] Yay!
That was really great.
You were
right, Pee-wee.
Rainy days are fun.
We're just
getting started.
There's thousands
of things you can do
on a rainy day.
Um...
Like, uh...
Um...
[magic glasses]
Put me on.
Hey, Pee-wee,
put me on.
Put me on.
That's
a great idea.
Let's look through
my magic glasses.
Ha ha!
Oohh.
Wow! Ha ha!
Oohh.
Ha!
Oohh.
Ahh.
Oohh.
Ow!
Oohh.
Oohh, ha ha.
[phone rings]
I'll get it.
[ringing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Hi, Pee-wee.
I just called to say
I won't be able
to come over today
because of the rain.
Well, I'll just take
a rain check.
[Yvonne laughs]
Pee wee, I guess you'll have
to go to puppetland without me.
Okay.
What's that on your head,
Miss Yvonne?
Oh, I have to keep
my hair covered in wet weather.
Why?
See what I mean?
Yeah.
Scary. Oohh.
Ha ha!
Well, bye,
Miss Yvonne.
Bye, Pee-wee!
Bye. Ha ha.
Hi, everybody. We're
playing camping indoors.
This is our campfire.
Ow!
Look, Pee-wee.
I'm pretending
to be a deer.
Ha ha!
Hi, Bambi.
Hey, let's go down
to the stream
and see if we
see any fish.
On the way,
maybe we'll pick
some berries.
Come on.
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la
la la la la la la ♪
♪ Mm mm la la ♪
♪ La la la-- ♪♪
Look, there is fish.
I'm the salmon.
I'm a trout.
[laughter]
I'm a berry, Pee-wee.
Pick me.
You're the
biggest blueberry
in the whole world, globey.
[growls]
Aah! A bear!
[thunder rumbles]
The storm must have caused
the electricity to go off
in the playhouse.
I'm scared, Pee-wee.
Don't be scared.
I'll get a flashlight.
[clangs, squeaking]
Ow.
[crashes]
Uh! Mm...
[clattering]
Oh!
It's time...
for ghost stories.
[evil laugh]
[moaning]
Once upon a time,
on a dark
and rainy night...
Just like this!
A scary ghost...
went clump, clump...
Clump, clump, clump.
The campers could hear
its every move.
Clump! Clump! Clump!
It was getting closer.
Clump, clump, clump.
[thumping]
[door creaks open]
[door closes]
[footsteps]
Aah!
Reba, I thought you
were a ghost.
Not even a ghost would
come out on a day like this.
Only a mail lady.
Speaking of which...
Here you go.
Ah! Pen pal letters!
Thanks, Reba.
You've got more pen pals
than anybody I know.
Hey, would you like to sit
down by the campfire
and dry off?
What campfire?
That one.
Oh... oh, yeah.
That one.
Uh, no. I'll just get wet
again anyway.
See you later, Pee-wee.
[Pee-wee] Bye, Reba!
Let's read some letters
from our pen pals.
This one's from Japan.
That's right
over here, Pee-wee.
That's right, globey.
"Dear Pee-wee-san.
Konichiwa. That means hello
in my country.
My house
is made of paper,
and today, I ate
raw fish for lunch."
Uck! Ha ha.
"My favorite movie star
is Godzilla.
Sayonara,
your pen pal Aiko."
[car tires screech,
horn honks]
[car door slams]
Introducing...
King Car--
It's too wet a day
for formalities.
Let the cartoon...
begin.
[trumpet fanfare]
[film rolling]
Hi!
Hey, while you were
watching the cartoon,
I made a snack!
Hot chocolate.
Ha ha!
Hot chocolate is the perfect
beverage for a rainy day
and it's so easy to make.
Come on.
The way to make
hot chocolate is...
You pour some chocolate
and some milk into a pan,
heat and stir.
Mmm, chocolaty.
Hey, Pee-wee.
Aren't you gonna use
any whipped cream?
Of course.
I almost forgot.
Oh, Globey, what would I
ever do without your help?
[bell dings, screaming]
Squirt me.
[high-pitched laugh]
- Ohh!
- Aah!
- Uh-oh.
Ohh.
[humming]
"Shake well
before serving."
Shaking?
That's my department.
[thunder]
Good idea.
Whoa!
Whoa! That's enough!
Stop! Stop!
Say "uncle."
Unclllllllle!
Whoa...
Ooh...
[groaning]
Aah! It won't
stop squirting.
Help!
[bell dings, screaming]
Stop!
No, really! Help!
Help!
Look! I have
a whipped cream beard!
♪ I'm shaving,
just like daddy ♪
♪ La la la la
la la la ♪♪
Mm-mmm! Ha ha!
Hey! Pee-wee.
It's time
to play with me.
Okay!
Okay, magic screen.
Now it's time
to connect the dots.
[Magic screen]
Okay, let's go!
♪ La la la,
connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la,
connect the dots ♪
It's an umbrella!
[barks]
[meows]
Aah! It's raining
cats and dogs!
Aah!
[thunder]
Hey, right now it's time
to watch a Penny cartoon,
okay? Okay!
[theater crowd chattering]
Once we saw a show.
It had an alien in it.
It was a green alien,
and, like,
he was this big.
And he came
out of the, um, USA.
And he made friends,
so then he
was a nice creature.
But he was bad,
but he then...
Um, he turned to good.
[growls]
[Penny] He gave
them flowers,
and he hugged them
and kissed them, and...
He says, "I love you,"
- And...
- [mumbling]
"You're the best girl
in the whole wide world."
And he had a whole
box of doughnuts.
There's only one left
in the box,
'cause I ate them all.
[giggles]
[thunder]
It's still raining,
Pee-wee.
Duh!
There's nothing else
to do around here!
I know! Let's go
to Puppetland.
"Don't make a noise.
Don't make a peep.
The rhythm of the rain
has put us to sleep!"
I have playhouse fever!
Aah!
I'm going crazy!
Aah!
The rain is driving
Pee-wee crazy.
It won't be
a long drive.
[both laughing]
Hey, what's
the matter, Pee-wee?
Psst!
I'm bored, Randy.
Bored? There's plenty
of things to do
on a rainy day.
I know, Randy, but I've
done all of them already.
Nah, you haven't.
See this phone here?
Yes. I've called
everyone I know.
So call people
you don't know.
What do you mean?
Here,
I'll show ya.
[phone ringing]
Hello.
Hello. Is your
refrigerator runnin'?
Why, yes.
Well, you better
go and catch it!
[Randy laughing]
Ohh!
[laughing]
See, Pee-wee?
It's easy.
You try one.
No, Randy.
That's not fun.
It's not nice
to make prank phone calls!
Don't be such
a chicken.
Here. It's ringing.
[ringing]
Hello.
Hello. Is your
refrigerator running?
I've had just about
enough of this.
My husband
is a police officer.
[ominous music]
- Darryl!
- Yes, dear.
[Darryl]
What's your name, kid?
Pee-wee Herman.
Well, you listen
to me, Pee-wee Herman.
Making prank phone calls
is against the law.
If I wasn't
such a nice guy,
I'd take you downtown
and throw you into jail!
You'd have a criminal record
for the rest of your life.
Would you like that?
No, sir--
I mean, no, officer.
Yeah, all right.
I'll let you go this time,
but next time...
you're going to jail.
Uh, there won't be
a next time.
I've learned
my lesson. Honest.
Randy--
[Randy chortling]
Randy?
[snoring]
[dinosaurs snoring]
[doorbell chimes]
Someone's at the door!
I'm going door-to-door
to make you this
incredible offer!
I'm sure you're--
Aah!
Salesmen!
[dripping]
I wish it would
stop raining.
[crying]
Wish?
Did somebody say wish?
Jambi, please! I wish
it would stop raining!
I wish it would
stop raining!
You only get one wish.
[laughs]
Please, Jambi. I wish
it would stop raining.
All right, then,
you and all the boys
and girls at home
repeat after me.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka channey ho.
Mola mekka, channey
mekka, mola-ma-lai.
Moo laki mem...
Bleech-uh-mmm...
All the elements,
hear my refrain.
Start the sun
and stop the rain!
The wish is granted.
Long live Jambi.
Look! A rainbow!
Hello, beautiful!
Hey, look, everybody!
The rain has stopped,
and the sky's cleared up.
Look at the rainbow.
G-gee, it's an arc o-of
prismatic colors, p-Pee-wee.
I think
it's pretty.
What a beautiful day!
[creaks]
Bye, everybody.
Bye, Jambi.
Thanks for all your help.
[bell dings, screaming]
Aah!