1 00:00:01,467 --> 00:00:03,800 [jungle birds cry] 2 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:26,233 [rooster crowing] 3 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:50,967 Pee-wee's playhouse. 4 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:58,000 [theme song plays] 5 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:02,200 Aah! 6 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:03,633 ♪ Come on in ♪ 7 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,433 - ♪ And pull yourself up 8 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,433 a chair ♪ 9 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,433 - Like Chairry! 10 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:11,233 ♪ Let the fun begin 11 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:11,233 It's time 12 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:11,233 to let down your hair ♪ 13 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:13,333 - ♪ Pee-wee's sure excited ♪ 14 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:13,333 - Uh-huh! 15 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:16,133 - ♪ 'Cause all his 16 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:16,133 friends have been invited ♪ 17 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:16,133 - That's you! 18 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,367 ♪ To go wacky 19 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,367 at Pee-wee's playhouse ♪ 20 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,033 - Aah! 21 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,033 - ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪ 22 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:24,900 - ♪ Coming from puppet land ♪ 23 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:24,900 - What's that? 24 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:28,233 ♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, 25 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:28,233 Chicky Baby 26 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:28,233 are the puppet band ♪ 27 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:29,266 Yeah! 28 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,300 ♪ He's got 29 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,300 a couple of talking fish ♪ 30 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,467 ♪ And a genie who'll 31 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,467 grant a wish ♪ 32 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,567 ♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪ 33 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,633 ♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪ 34 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,734 ♪ Globey's spinning, 35 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,734 Mr. Window's grinning ♪ 36 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,300 - ♪ 'Cause Pterri's 37 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,300 flying by ♪ 38 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,300 - Hello! 39 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,700 ♪ His flowers are singing 40 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,700 The picture phone is ringing ♪ 41 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:47,734 ♪ And the dinosaur family 42 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:47,734 goes, "Hi!" ♪ 43 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,066 ♪ Mr. Kite's soaring, 44 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,066 Conky's still a-snoring ♪ 45 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,233 ♪ There's a flashing 46 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,233 magic screen ♪ 47 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,400 ♪ The Cowntess is so classy 48 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,400 Randy's kind of sassy ♪ 49 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:56,834 ♪ A nuttier establishment 50 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:56,834 you've never seen! ♪ 51 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,100 ♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee ♪ 52 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,467 - ♪ And you'll see 53 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,467 what we mean ♪ 54 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,467 - Come on! 55 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:02,834 ♪ Get out of bed ♪ 56 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:05,834 - ♪ There'll be 57 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:05,834 no more napping ♪ 58 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:05,834 - Wake up! 59 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:10,233 ♪ 'Cause you've landed 60 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:10,233 in a place where 61 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:10,233 anything can happen ♪ 62 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:12,467 ♪ Now we've given you 63 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:12,467 fair warning ♪ 64 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,867 ♪ It's going to be 65 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,867 that kind of morning ♪ 66 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,266 - ♪ For being wacky! ♪ 67 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,266 - Ha ha ha! 68 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,266 ♪ For getting nutty! ♪ 69 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,233 ♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪ 70 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:25,000 ♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪♪ 71 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,100 I love my toys. 72 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:35,367 Let's see what 73 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:35,367 they're doing right now! 74 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,934 [whirring] 75 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:51,633 Waah! 76 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,667 [grunts] 77 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:05,400 Ha ha! 78 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:10,734 Hi, Pterri. 79 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,700 Good morning, Pee-wee. 80 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,700 Look what I 81 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,700 brought for you. 82 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,266 Oh. 83 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,667 Wow! Big piece 84 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,667 of foil! Thanks! 85 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,800 It was wrapped around 86 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,800 a baked potato. 87 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,367 Where'd you get 88 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,367 the baked potato? 89 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,100 At a restaurant, 90 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,100 of course. 91 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:26,567 Hey, boys and girls, 92 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,367 let's see how big 93 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,367 my foil ball is today. 94 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:36,767 Ha! 95 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:44,567 Oh. Want to play with 96 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:44,567 your toy, huh? 97 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,867 Okay. 98 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,900 [panting] 99 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:17,300 [laughs] 100 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:19,667 Mr. Window, 101 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:19,667 think fast! 102 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,300 Whoa! 103 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,500 Ooh! 104 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,000 [Mr. Window] 105 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,000 Good throw, Pee-wee. 106 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,600 It's going 107 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,600 really far. 108 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,533 That should keep him 109 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,533 busy for a while. 110 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:32,000 Yeah! 111 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:35,100 Hey, Pee-wee, 112 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:35,100 what's today's secret word? 113 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,834 Hmm, I don't know. 114 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,834 Let's ask Conky. 115 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,800 [Conky powers on] 116 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,000 [robotic noise] 117 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:55,633 R-r-ready to assist 118 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:55,633 you, Pee-wee. 119 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:56,967 Morning, Conky. 120 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,533 What's today's 121 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,533 secret word? 122 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,934 Today's secret word 123 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,934 is "little." 124 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,433 Now, you all 125 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,433 remember what to do 126 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:08,767 whenever anybody says 127 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:08,767 the secret word, right? 128 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,200 - Scream! 129 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,200 - Scream! 130 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:12,433 Right. 131 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:12,433 For the rest of the day, 132 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:14,100 if anybody says 133 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:14,100 the secret word, 134 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:15,333 scream real loud. 135 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:17,066 Ready? 136 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:17,066 Let's try it. 137 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:22,734 Hey, Mr. Window, 138 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:22,734 what's the opposite 139 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:22,734 of big? 140 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:23,834 Small? 141 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:25,734 No. 142 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:27,500 Uh... Tiny? 143 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,233 Nope. 144 00:05:29,266 --> 00:05:31,500 - [Mr. Window] Uh...Teeny? 145 00:05:29,266 --> 00:05:31,500 - Nope. 146 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:32,867 - Itsy-bitsy? 147 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:32,867 - No. 148 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,066 - Petite? 149 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,066 - No! 150 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,500 - Minuscule. 151 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,500 - No! 152 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:37,300 - Dinky. 153 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:37,300 - No! 154 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,967 Then what is it, 155 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,967 Pee-wee? 156 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,433 Little! 157 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,400 [bell dings, 158 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,400 screaming] 159 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:48,367 Hey! It's snack time! 160 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,467 Today we're gonna do something 161 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,467 that you can do at home. 162 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,633 First, stroll over 163 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,633 to your salad bar. 164 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:03,200 First thing, 165 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:03,200 get a plate. 166 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:08,867 [muffled music] 167 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,867 [yawning] 168 00:06:15,734 --> 00:06:17,600 [loud rock 'n roll music plays] 169 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,100 ♪ It's cold inside ♪ 170 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:31,467 ♪ It's cold inside ♪ 171 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:32,800 ♪ You'd better 172 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:32,800 dress up warm ♪ 173 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,834 ♪ Because it's cold 174 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,834 inside ♪ 175 00:06:34,867 --> 00:06:36,533 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 176 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,767 ♪ I said, 177 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,767 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 178 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,867 ♪ Yeah, come on home ♪ 179 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,233 Shh! 180 00:06:44,266 --> 00:06:46,100 ♪ Come on home ♪♪ 181 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,767 Hey! 182 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,367 Okay, Pee-wee. 183 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,533 [muffled music] 184 00:06:57,867 --> 00:06:59,233 Ha ha. 185 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:02,834 I keep my salad plates 186 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:02,834 in the refrigerator 187 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:02,834 to keep them cold. 188 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,533 Brr! 189 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,633 If you don't have 190 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,633 a salad bar at home, 191 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,834 just ask a grownup to cut up 192 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,834 some salad junk, 193 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,500 like I did! 194 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,500 Ha ha. 195 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,467 First stop, 196 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,467 the leafy stuff-- Lettuce. 197 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:27,367 It's important that 198 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:27,367 everything from the garden 199 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:27,367 be washed well. 200 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,100 [humming] 201 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,367 Next, over to the carrots. 202 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:36,100 I'm a bunny! 203 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:41,066 Next, 204 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,066 Zucchini... 205 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,100 Celery... 206 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,633 Broccoli... 207 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,066 Ee-ee, ee-ee-ee... 208 00:07:54,734 --> 00:07:56,700 Aah! What's this? 209 00:07:57,834 --> 00:08:00,166 Looks like a brain! 210 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,066 Cauliflower. 211 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:05,266 [humming] 212 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,200 Onions. 213 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,467 [Sobbing] 214 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,133 Sweet peppers... 215 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,667 Radishes. 216 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,867 Now, the beans. 217 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,000 Green beans... 218 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,533 Mmm. 219 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,066 Garbanzo beans... 220 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,200 And pinto beans. 221 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:29,166 Pfft, pfft, pfft. 222 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,100 Now... 223 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,100 mmm. Mushrooms! 224 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:35,567 Sure hope these aren't 225 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:35,567 the poison kind. 226 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,867 Aah! 227 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,066 [chokes] 228 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,767 Aah! 229 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,767 Just kidding. 230 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:44,400 Mmm. Ha ha. 231 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:47,433 Is three enough? 232 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:47,433 Is six too many? 233 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:50,233 [humming] 234 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:51,433 Uh-oh. 235 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,934 Looks like hair. 236 00:08:56,033 --> 00:08:57,633 Smells like hair. 237 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,967 It is hair! 238 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Just kidding. 239 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It's sprouts! 240 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:11,367 Now, just garnish 241 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:11,367 with a few tomatoes. 242 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,367 Voila! A garden salad! 243 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,433 Fun to make 244 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,433 and fun to eat. 245 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:23,667 ♪ La la la la, 246 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:23,667 la la la la ♪ 247 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,200 Tastes a little dry. 248 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,233 You forgot 249 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,233 the salad dressing, Pee-wee. 250 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,367 You're right, 251 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,367 Chairry. 252 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,667 It could use a little. 253 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,300 [bell dings, 254 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,300 screaming] 255 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,667 Thanks, Conky. 256 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:51,567 [humming] 257 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,300 Mmm! 258 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,166 Salady! 259 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,467 [screeches] 260 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:14,066 Hey, kids, it's time 261 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:14,066 for some fun with me. 262 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,767 ♪ Connect the dots, 263 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,767 la la la la ♪ 264 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,367 ♪ Connect the dots, 265 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,367 la la la la ♪♪ 266 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,266 Hey, look! 267 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,266 It's a tree. 268 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,600 - Meow. 269 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,600 - Arf! Arf! Arf! 270 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:34,967 My kitty Snooky is 271 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:34,967 caught up in a tree. 272 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,667 What should I do? 273 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,900 I can't climb the tree. 274 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,900 I'm not tall enough. 275 00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:41,600 I know. A ladder. 276 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,600 A ladder. 277 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,500 Meow. 278 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,033 Come on, Snooky. 279 00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:57,467 - Come on. 280 00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:57,467 - Meow. 281 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,633 Come on, Snooky. 282 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,000 We're going back to 283 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,000 the playhouse, Snooky. 284 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,166 Come on. 285 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:04,600 Meow. 286 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,166 You're welcome, 287 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,166 Snooky. 288 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,200 - Grr! 289 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,200 - Aah! 290 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,100 Close call. 291 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,233 I barely escaped, 292 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,233 Chairry. 293 00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,100 Hey, Pee-wee, 294 00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,100 here comes Reba, 295 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,834 - the mail lady. 296 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,834 - Oh, boy! 297 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,834 - Hi, Pee-wee. 298 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,834 - Hi, Reba. Guess what? 299 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,300 - What? 300 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,300 - I was in the magic screen, 301 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,600 and I got chased 302 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,600 by a bear! 303 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,767 Are you sure there's 304 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,767 nothing wrong with you? 305 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,967 What do you mean? 306 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,200 Never mind. 307 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,900 I have 308 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,900 a package for you. 309 00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,767 It's special delivery. 310 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,467 I'm going to need 311 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,467 your signature. 312 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,734 Okay? 313 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:44,967 Okay. 314 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,000 Okay. 315 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,000 Right here. 316 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,433 And right here... 317 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,633 And right here... 318 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,567 And here... 319 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,667 And here. 320 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,266 And... 321 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,900 Now just sign 322 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,900 right here... 323 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,800 And here... 324 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,633 And right here. 325 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,700 And here you go. 326 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,266 Thank you. 327 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,266 - Thanks, Reba! 328 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,266 - You're welcome, Pee-wee. 329 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,834 Yippee! 330 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,834 My magic set! 331 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,100 [car skids] 332 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,233 [horn honks] 333 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,333 That sounds like 334 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,333 Dixie's cab! 335 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:51,967 - Hi, Pee-wee. 336 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:51,967 - Hi, Dixie! 337 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,700 Look! Look! 338 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,700 I just got my magic set! 339 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,166 Oh, that's great, 340 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,166 Pee-wee. 341 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,700 But you know magic takes 342 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,700 a lot of practice... 343 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,266 Just like 344 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,266 playing the trumpet. 345 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,033 Oh. Speaking of which... 346 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,767 [plays trumpet] 347 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,667 Announcing... 348 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,667 [car door slams] 349 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:20,033 The king of cartoons! 350 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,033 Let... Let... 351 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,066 Let the cartoon begin. 352 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,800 ♪ Good morning to you ♪ 353 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,900 ♪ Good morning 354 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,900 to you ♪ 355 00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,633 ♪ Good morning, 356 00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,633 Dear Foxy ♪ 357 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,200 ♪ I'm glad 358 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,200 to see you ♪ 359 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,834 ♪ Ooby dooby dooby 360 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,834 dooby doo ♪♪ 361 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,033 [ding ding] 362 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:52,367 Let's go! 363 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,934 Moo! 364 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:06,667 Help! 365 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,166 Help! Oh, please! 366 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,900 - Stop! Oh, help! 367 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,900 - I can't stop! 368 00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:24,333 Oh! 369 00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:24,333 Stop! Stop! 370 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:25,800 I can't stop! 371 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,934 Aah! 372 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,567 "Magic show today 373 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,567 starring the amazing 374 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,567 Pee-wee Herman." 375 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,633 Whoo. 376 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,533 - R-right this way. 377 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,533 - Thank you, Conky. 378 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,433 Howdy, 379 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,433 everybody. 380 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,867 - Hello. 381 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,867 - Hi. 382 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,400 Good to see you. 383 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,367 Oh, isn't this 384 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,367 exciting? 385 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,333 I had my hair done 386 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,333 special for the show. 387 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,633 This magic show's 388 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,633 a great sensation. 389 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,967 I dig that 390 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,967 prestidigitation. 391 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,633 Like, uh, what does 392 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,633 that mean? 393 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:09,934 Magic, Chicky baby. 394 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:12,133 - Magic. 395 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:12,133 - Yeah, yeah. 396 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,600 Hey, Jambi, can you 397 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,600 see all right? 398 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,600 Sure. 399 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,600 I've got a box seat. 400 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,533 - [All laugh] 401 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,533 - Oh, Jambi. 402 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:24,367 Ladies and gentlemen, 403 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,467 boys and girls, 404 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,900 puppets, machines, 405 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,900 and, uh... 406 00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,867 Well, everyone else, 407 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,967 big and little-- 408 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,100 [bell dings, 409 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,100 screaming] 410 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,033 Prepare to be stupid. 411 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,066 [whispering] 412 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,066 Stupefied! 413 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,867 Oh, yeah. 414 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,300 Prepare to be stupefied. 415 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,400 For the first time, 416 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,400 anywhere, 417 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,433 Presenting... 418 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:54,066 The amazing Pee-wee. 419 00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:56,900 [all cheering] 420 00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,567 I love levitating. 421 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,767 Now, for 422 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,767 my next trick... 423 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,567 [snoring] 424 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,633 Amazing! 425 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,300 And now, 426 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,300 for my next trick... 427 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,233 Nothing up here, 428 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,333 Nothing up here, 429 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,767 And nothing up here. 430 00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,400 Ooh. 431 00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,667 Ooh. 432 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,900 Ooh. 433 00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:38,600 Presto! 434 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,734 [all cheering] 435 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:49,100 And now, 436 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:49,100 for my grand finale, 437 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,533 I'll make myself 438 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,533 disappear. 439 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,533 - Good idea. 440 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,533 - Sure. 441 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,700 Alla kazam! 442 00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:00,233 Alla kazoo! 443 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:03,800 Alla ka-hocus-pocus! 444 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,433 Where did he go? 445 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,667 Wow, like gonesville. 446 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,667 Yeah! 447 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,433 Ooh, 448 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,433 the cat split, man. 449 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,934 [Pee-wee sings] 450 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,934 ♪ La la la, 451 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,934 I'm invisible ♪ 452 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,500 ♪ La la la la ♪♪ 453 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,467 [Pee-wee] Hey, kids. 454 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,467 Being invisible 455 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,467 sure is fun. 456 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,700 Watch this! 457 00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:26,266 Hey, Pee-wee, 458 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,867 You're spinning me 459 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,867 too fast. 460 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,367 Aaah aaaah aaah. 461 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:32,967 [laughing] 462 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,333 [giggling] 463 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,567 Oh, Pee-wee. 464 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,767 Here comes Mrs. Steve. 465 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,166 [Pee-wee] 466 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,166 Let's pretend 467 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,166 I'm not here. 468 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,633 That'll be 469 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,633 easy enough to do. 470 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,900 Yeah... He's not here. 471 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:49,000 Ha ha ha ha haa. 472 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,967 Pee-wee! 473 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,967 Pee-wee, are you here? 474 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,300 Are you here? 475 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,767 Ho ho ho! 476 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,834 Oh! What a 477 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,834 perfect opportunity 478 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,834 to snoop around! 479 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,467 Oh! Chocolate cake! 480 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,834 Oh, don't mind 481 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,834 if I do. 482 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:44,100 Oh! Chocolate cake! 483 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,800 Chocolate cake, 484 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,800 come on back! 485 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,533 Chocolate cake! 486 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:01,900 Where is it now? 487 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,200 Oh! I'm going home. 488 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:10,467 [laughing] 489 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:20,200 I--I--I guess 490 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:20,200 she got her c-cake 491 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:20,200 In the end, huh? 492 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,500 [Pee-wee] Mmmm. 493 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,500 Chocolaty. 494 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,967 - Knock, knock. 495 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,967 - Knucklehead! 496 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,433 Knock, knock. 497 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:31,500 [Pee-wee] Who's there? 498 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,800 Who's there? 499 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,033 - [Pee-wee] Pee-wee. 500 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,033 - Pee-wee who? 501 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:38,900 [Pee-wee] 502 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:38,900 Pee-wee Herman, 503 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:38,900 the invisible man! 504 00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,800 - Boo! 505 00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,800 - Aah! 506 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:48,166 Golly, Pee-wee, even though 507 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:48,166 you're invisible, 508 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,433 you still 509 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,433 weigh the same. 510 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,000 Pee-wee! 511 00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,000 Pee-wee! 512 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,900 Here we go again. 513 00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:57,033 This should be fun. 514 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:59,200 [laughter] 515 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,633 - [Pee-wee] Ow! 516 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,633 - Oh! 517 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,300 Pee-wee, 518 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,300 is that you? 519 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,667 [Pee-wee] 520 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,667 Yeah, but now I'm 521 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,667 over here! 522 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,567 Pee-wee, let me 523 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,567 tell you something. 524 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,800 [Pee-wee] 525 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,800 Well, go ahead and tell me. 526 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,800 But I'm over here. 527 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,000 Look, Pee-wee-- 528 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,433 [Pee-wee] 529 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,433 No, you look, 'cause now 530 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,433 I'm over here! 531 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:19,266 I can't talk 532 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:19,266 to someone I can't see. 533 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,967 [Pee-wee] 534 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,967 I see London, 535 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,967 I see France. 536 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,567 Oh! Oh! 537 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,567 [chuckles] 538 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:32,066 Pee-wee is 539 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:32,066 certainly having fun 540 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,900 being invisible, 541 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,900 huh, randy? 542 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,533 Yeah. But I kinda 543 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,533 feel sorry for the guy. 544 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:37,800 What do you mean? 545 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,200 It's awfully hard 546 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,200 to get noticed 547 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,200 when you're invisible. 548 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,867 Think about this-- he can't 549 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,867 have his picture taken. 550 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,633 He can't even 551 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,633 answer the picture phone. 552 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,867 - Hmm. 553 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,867 - And what if he can't 554 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,867 come back? 555 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,600 What do you mean? 556 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,600 What if he stays 557 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,600 invisible forever? 558 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,900 [Pee-wee] 559 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,900 I heard that, Randy, 560 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,800 and I'm not gonna 561 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,800 be invisible forever! 562 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,100 I can make myself visible 563 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,100 whenever I want to. 564 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,300 Oh, yeah? 565 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,300 Prove it. 566 00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:01,367 [Pee-wee] Here it is. 567 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,734 "To become visible again, 568 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:05,433 just send $9.95 569 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:05,433 to the magic company. 570 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,867 Allow six to eight weeks 571 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,867 for delivery." 572 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,800 Oh, no! 573 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,934 Hello, my name is Penny. 574 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:28,367 Well, my favorite meal 575 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:28,367 was on my birthday, 576 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,233 and I had 577 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,233 a gigantic lobster. 578 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:40,633 I just dug right 579 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:40,633 into it and ate 580 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:40,633 and ate and ate. 581 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,266 My friend Anouke, 582 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,667 she said that 583 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,667 she had nine Cockatoos, 584 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,433 three Blue Jays, 585 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:49,333 and two guinea pigs. 586 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:53,333 Three Gerbils, 587 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:53,333 and, um... 588 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:57,767 A pig, 589 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:57,767 and a horse, 590 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:57,767 and, um... 591 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,500 something else, 592 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,500 but I forget. 593 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,400 [burps] 594 00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:07,100 I thought that she was 595 00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:07,100 a big, fat, total liar. 596 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,867 [Conky] A-according 597 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,867 to my calculations, 598 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,633 Pee-wee, 599 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:32,400 you're going to be 600 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:32,400 invisible forever, forever-- 601 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:35,066 [Pee-wee] 602 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:35,066 No, no, no, no! 603 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,000 [footsteps] 604 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,467 [Pee-wee sobbing] 605 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,467 Who's that crying 606 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,467 outside my box? 607 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,567 [Pee-wee] It's me. 608 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,867 Oh. The amazing 609 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,867 Pee-wee. 610 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,567 Are you 611 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,567 still invisible? 612 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,433 [Pee-wee] How'd you guess? 613 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:00,900 And I suppose 614 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:00,900 you want me 615 00:23:00,934 --> 00:23:02,734 to make you 616 00:23:00,934 --> 00:23:02,734 visible again. 617 00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:04,467 [Pee-wee] Yes, please. 618 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,967 I don't know 619 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,967 if I can. 620 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,266 But you're Jambi. 621 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,567 It's not a good idea 622 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,567 to mix magics, Pee-wee. 623 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,734 It could be 624 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,734 dangerous. 625 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,834 [Pee-wee] I'm willing 626 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,834 to take the risk. 627 00:23:14,867 --> 00:23:16,567 All right. 628 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,734 Spirits of magic, 629 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,734 lend me your ear, 630 00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:22,834 we want to see 631 00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:22,834 Pee-wee reappear. 632 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,967 Okay, this is going 633 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,967 to be difficult. 634 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,533 I'm gonna need all the boys 635 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,533 and girls at home to help. 636 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:31,834 Now, repeat after me 637 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:31,834 as loud as you can. 638 00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:34,567 Mekka lekka hi, 639 00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:34,567 mekka hiney ho. 640 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,166 [all] Mekka lekka hi, 641 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,166 mekka hiney ho. 642 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,934 Mekka lekka hi, 643 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,934 mekka channey ho. 644 00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,433 [all] Mekka lekka hi, 645 00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,433 mekka channey ho. 646 00:23:42,467 --> 00:23:43,667 Stand up! 647 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,133 Mekka lekka hi, 648 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,133 mekka hiney ho. 649 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:49,533 [all] Mekka lekka hi, 650 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:49,533 mekka hiney ho. 651 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,400 It's working! 652 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,100 What about my head? 653 00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:01,400 I'm sorry, Pee-wee. 654 00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:01,400 I said it would be dangerous. 655 00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:02,667 [doorbell rings] 656 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,633 Someone's at the door! 657 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,633 Maybe they can help. 658 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:09,300 I'm going 659 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:09,300 door-to-door-- aah! 660 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,500 Jambi, you've gotta do 661 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,500 something about my head! 662 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,233 One head, 663 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,233 coming up. 664 00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:25,233 There you are! 665 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,533 Nice to see 666 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,533 you again, pal. 667 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,467 Thanks, Jambi! 668 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,800 [creaks] 669 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:43,467 Hey, everybody, 670 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:43,467 I'm back! 671 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,100 - Did you miss me? 672 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,100 - Yeah, a little. 673 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:48,700 - Aah! 674 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:48,700 - [bell dings, screaming] 675 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:54,233 Aah!