[jungle birds cry]
[rooster crowing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[theme song plays]
Aah!
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself up
a chair ♪
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
to let down your hair ♪
- ♪ Pee-wee's sure excited ♪
- Uh-huh!
- ♪ 'Cause all his
friends have been invited ♪
- That's you!
♪ To go wacky
at Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from puppet land ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby
are the puppet band ♪
Yeah!
♪ He's got
a couple of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie who'll
grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's
flying by ♪
- Hello!
♪ His flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still a-snoring ♪
♪ There's a flashing
magic screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
what we mean ♪
- Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
- Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place where
anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given you
fair warning ♪
♪ It's going to be
that kind of morning ♪
- ♪ For being wacky! ♪
- Ha ha ha!
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪♪
I love my toys.
Let's see what
they're doing right now!
[whirring]
Waah!
[grunts]
Ha ha!
Hi, Pterri.
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Look what I
brought for you.
Oh.
Wow! Big piece
of foil! Thanks!
It was wrapped around
a baked potato.
Where'd you get
the baked potato?
At a restaurant,
of course.
Hey, boys and girls,
let's see how big
my foil ball is today.
Ha!
Oh. Want to play with
your toy, huh?
Okay.
[panting]
[laughs]
Mr. Window,
think fast!
Whoa!
Ooh!
[Mr. Window]
Good throw, Pee-wee.
It's going
really far.
That should keep him
busy for a while.
Yeah!
Hey, Pee-wee,
what's today's secret word?
Hmm, I don't know.
Let's ask Conky.
[Conky powers on]
[robotic noise]
R-r-ready to assist
you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
Today's secret word
is "little."
Now, you all
remember what to do
whenever anybody says
the secret word, right?
- Scream!
Right.
For the rest of the day,
if anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready?
Let's try it.
Hey, Mr. Window,
what's the opposite
of big?
Small?
No.
Uh... Tiny?
Nope.
- [Mr. Window] Uh...Teeny?
- Nope.
- Itsy-bitsy?
- No.
- Petite?
- No!
- Minuscule.
- No!
- Dinky.
- No!
Then what is it,
Pee-wee?
Little!
[bell dings,
screaming]
Hey! It's snack time!
Today we're gonna do something
that you can do at home.
First, stroll over
to your salad bar.
First thing,
get a plate.
[muffled music]
[yawning]
[loud rock 'n roll music plays]
♪ It's cold inside ♪
♪ You'd better
dress up warm ♪
♪ Because it's cold
inside ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I said,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, come on home ♪
Shh!
♪ Come on home ♪♪
Hey!
Okay, Pee-wee.
[muffled music]
Ha ha.
I keep my salad plates
in the refrigerator
to keep them cold.
Brr!
If you don't have
a salad bar at home,
just ask a grownup to cut up
some salad junk,
like I did!
Ha ha.
First stop,
the leafy stuff-- Lettuce.
It's important that
everything from the garden
be washed well.
[humming]
Next, over to the carrots.
I'm a bunny!
Next,
Zucchini...
Celery...
Broccoli...
Ee-ee, ee-ee-ee...
Aah! What's this?
Looks like a brain!
Cauliflower.
[humming]
Onions.
[Sobbing]
Sweet peppers...
Radishes.
Now, the beans.
Green beans...
Mmm.
Garbanzo beans...
And pinto beans.
Pfft, pfft, pfft.
Now...
mmm. Mushrooms!
Sure hope these aren't
the poison kind.
Aah!
[chokes]
Aah!
Just kidding.
Mmm. Ha ha.
Is three enough?
Is six too many?
[humming]
Uh-oh.
Looks like hair.
Smells like hair.
It is hair!
Just kidding.
It's sprouts!
Now, just garnish
with a few tomatoes.
Voila! A garden salad!
Fun to make
and fun to eat.
♪ La la la la,
la la la la ♪
Tastes a little dry.
You forgot
the salad dressing, Pee-wee.
You're right,
Chairry.
It could use a little.
[bell dings,
screaming]
Thanks, Conky.
[humming]
Mmm!
Salady!
[screeches]
Hey, kids, it's time
for some fun with me.
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la ♪♪
Hey, look!
It's a tree.
- Meow.
- Arf! Arf! Arf!
My kitty Snooky is
caught up in a tree.
What should I do?
I can't climb the tree.
I'm not tall enough.
I know. A ladder.
A ladder.
Meow.
Come on, Snooky.
- Come on.
- Meow.
Come on, Snooky.
We're going back to
the playhouse, Snooky.
Come on.
Meow.
You're welcome,
Snooky.
- Grr!
- Aah!
Close call.
I barely escaped,
Chairry.
Hey, Pee-wee,
here comes Reba,
- the mail lady.
- Oh, boy!
- Hi, Pee-wee.
- Hi, Reba. Guess what?
- What?
- I was in the magic screen,
and I got chased
by a bear!
Are you sure there's
nothing wrong with you?
What do you mean?
Never mind.
I have
a package for you.
It's special delivery.
I'm going to need
your signature.
Okay?
Okay.
Right here.
And right here...
And here...
And here.
And...
Now just sign
right here...
And here...
And right here.
And here you go.
Thank you.
- Thanks, Reba!
- You're welcome, Pee-wee.
Yippee!
My magic set!
[car skids]
[horn honks]
That sounds like
Dixie's cab!
- Hi, Pee-wee.
- Hi, Dixie!
Look! Look!
I just got my magic set!
Oh, that's great,
Pee-wee.
But you know magic takes
a lot of practice...
Just like
playing the trumpet.
Oh. Speaking of which...
[plays trumpet]
Announcing...
[car door slams]
The king of cartoons!
Let... Let...
Let the cartoon begin.
♪ Good morning to you ♪
♪ Good morning
to you ♪
♪ Good morning,
Dear Foxy ♪
♪ I'm glad
to see you ♪
♪ Ooby dooby dooby
dooby doo ♪♪
[ding ding]
Let's go!
Moo!
Help!
Help! Oh, please!
- Stop! Oh, help!
- I can't stop!
Oh!
Stop! Stop!
I can't stop!
Aah!
"Magic show today
starring the amazing
Pee-wee Herman."
Whoo.
- R-right this way.
- Thank you, Conky.
Howdy,
everybody.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Good to see you.
Oh, isn't this
exciting?
I had my hair done
special for the show.
This magic show's
a great sensation.
I dig that
prestidigitation.
Like, uh, what does
that mean?
Magic, Chicky baby.
- Magic.
- Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Jambi, can you
see all right?
Sure.
I've got a box seat.
- [All laugh]
- Oh, Jambi.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
puppets, machines,
and, uh...
Well, everyone else,
big and little--
[bell dings,
screaming]
Prepare to be stupid.
[whispering]
Stupefied!
Oh, yeah.
Prepare to be stupefied.
For the first time,
anywhere,
Presenting...
The amazing Pee-wee.
[all cheering]
I love levitating.
Now, for
my next trick...
[snoring]
Amazing!
And now,
for my next trick...
Nothing up here,
And nothing up here.
Ooh.
Presto!
[all cheering]
And now,
for my grand finale,
I'll make myself
disappear.
- Good idea.
- Sure.
Alla kazam!
Alla kazoo!
Alla ka-hocus-pocus!
Where did he go?
Wow, like gonesville.
Yeah!
Ooh,
the cat split, man.
[Pee-wee sings]
♪ La la la,
I'm invisible ♪
♪ La la la la ♪♪
[Pee-wee] Hey, kids.
Being invisible
sure is fun.
Watch this!
Hey, Pee-wee,
You're spinning me
too fast.
Aaah aaaah aaah.
[laughing]
[giggling]
Oh, Pee-wee.
Here comes Mrs. Steve.
[Pee-wee]
Let's pretend
I'm not here.
That'll be
easy enough to do.
Yeah... He's not here.
Ha ha ha ha haa.
Pee-wee!
Pee-wee, are you here?
Are you here?
Ho ho ho!
Oh! What a
perfect opportunity
to snoop around!
Oh! Chocolate cake!
Oh, don't mind
if I do.
Oh! Chocolate cake!
Chocolate cake,
come on back!
Chocolate cake!
Where is it now?
Oh! I'm going home.
[laughing]
I--I--I guess
she got her c-cake
In the end, huh?
[Pee-wee] Mmmm.
Chocolaty.
- Knock, knock.
- Knucklehead!
Knock, knock.
[Pee-wee] Who's there?
Who's there?
- [Pee-wee] Pee-wee.
- Pee-wee who?
[Pee-wee]
Pee-wee Herman,
the invisible man!
- Boo!
- Aah!
Golly, Pee-wee, even though
you're invisible,
you still
weigh the same.
Pee-wee!
Here we go again.
This should be fun.
[laughter]
- [Pee-wee] Ow!
- Oh!
Pee-wee,
is that you?
[Pee-wee]
Yeah, but now I'm
over here!
Pee-wee, let me
tell you something.
[Pee-wee]
Well, go ahead and tell me.
But I'm over here.
Look, Pee-wee--
[Pee-wee]
No, you look, 'cause now
I'm over here!
I can't talk
to someone I can't see.
[Pee-wee]
I see London,
I see France.
Oh! Oh!
[chuckles]
Pee-wee is
certainly having fun
being invisible,
huh, randy?
Yeah. But I kinda
feel sorry for the guy.
What do you mean?
It's awfully hard
to get noticed
when you're invisible.
Think about this-- he can't
have his picture taken.
He can't even
answer the picture phone.
- Hmm.
- And what if he can't
come back?
What do you mean?
What if he stays
invisible forever?
[Pee-wee]
I heard that, Randy,
and I'm not gonna
be invisible forever!
I can make myself visible
whenever I want to.
Oh, yeah?
Prove it.
[Pee-wee] Here it is.
"To become visible again,
just send $9.95
to the magic company.
Allow six to eight weeks
for delivery."
Oh, no!
Hello, my name is Penny.
Well, my favorite meal
was on my birthday,
and I had
a gigantic lobster.
I just dug right
into it and ate
and ate and ate.
My friend Anouke,
she said that
she had nine Cockatoos,
three Blue Jays,
and two guinea pigs.
Three Gerbils,
and, um...
A pig,
and a horse,
and, um...
something else,
but I forget.
[burps]
I thought that she was
a big, fat, total liar.
[Conky] A-according
to my calculations,
Pee-wee,
you're going to be
invisible forever, forever--
[Pee-wee]
No, no, no, no!
[footsteps]
[Pee-wee sobbing]
Who's that crying
outside my box?
[Pee-wee] It's me.
Oh. The amazing
Pee-wee.
Are you
still invisible?
[Pee-wee] How'd you guess?
And I suppose
you want me
to make you
visible again.
[Pee-wee] Yes, please.
I don't know
if I can.
But you're Jambi.
It's not a good idea
to mix magics, Pee-wee.
It could be
dangerous.
[Pee-wee] I'm willing
to take the risk.
All right.
Spirits of magic,
lend me your ear,
we want to see
Pee-wee reappear.
Okay, this is going
to be difficult.
I'm gonna need all the boys
and girls at home to help.
Now, repeat after me
as loud as you can.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
Stand up!
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
It's working!
What about my head?
I'm sorry, Pee-wee.
I said it would be dangerous.
[doorbell rings]
Someone's at the door!
Maybe they can help.
I'm going
door-to-door-- aah!
Jambi, you've gotta do
something about my head!
One head,
coming up.
There you are!
Nice to see
you again, pal.
Thanks, Jambi!
[creaks]
Hey, everybody,
I'm back!
- Did you miss me?
- Yeah, a little.
- Aah!
- [bell dings, screaming]
Aah!