[monkeys gibbering]
[jungle birds crying]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[birds chirping]
[chuckles]
[birds chirping]
[boy] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
I'm going to go play
with my toys.
[chuckles]
[whirring]
[mechanical noise]
[footsteps patter]
[laughs]
How's everything going
with you ants today?
Howdy.
[laughs]
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Good morning,
Magic Screen.
Look, Pee-wee,
I drew your picture.
That looks just like me.
[chuckles]
Hey, Magic Screen, do you know
what today's secret word is?
No.
Well, let's ask Conky. Ha ha.
Ha ha.
[whirring]
R-r-ready to assist
you, Pee-wee.
Good morning, Conky.
How's my favorite
robot today?
A little
ch-ch-ch-charged up today.
Hey, Conky, what's
today's secret word?
Today's secret word is
"back." Ha ha!
Now, you all know
what to do
whenever we hear
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right. For the rest
of the day,
whenever you hear
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Ha ha.
Hey, Mr. Kite!
Your wife is on the phone!
Tell her I'll call her back.
[all scream]
Oh, is "call"
the secret word?
No, it's "back."
[all scream]
Hey, Pee-wee!
Hey, that sounds like
the Magic Glasses.
Ha ha.
What is it,
Magic Glasses?
I got something to show you,
Pee-wee. Put me on!
Ha ha. Okay.
Check it out.
Whoa!
[middle-eastern music playing]
Ha ha! Oh! Ha ha!
Oh!
Oh, oh! Ha ha!
Oh! Whoo !
Whoa there, buckaroo.
Look where you're going.
Hi, Cowboy Curtis.
Hey, whatcha
lookin' at there?
See for yourself.
[middle-eastern music playing]
[humming]
Whoa, nelly!
Hey, you think I might
borrow these a spell,
Pee-wee?
Ha ha. I think not. Ha ha.
[both laughing]
I was just
funning you, Pee-wee.
Whoa, that dancing
really was something.
Hey, do cowboys
dance, Curtis?
Yeah, but not
like that, Pee-wee.
Cowboys like
to square dance.
Square dance?
Ha ha. Sounds
pretty square.
Me, I'm into pogo-ing.
Pogo-ing?
Well, I tell you what.
I'll teach you
how to square dance
and you teach me
how to pogo. Deal?
Deal.
Ha ha ha!
Hey, Magic Screen,
I'd be much obliged
if you'd give me a hand.
He'd be much a-what?
That's cowboy talk
for he wants you to help him.
Oh. Ha ha.
♪ Down, down ♪
♪ Down down
Clap, walk, clap ♪
♪ Walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, walk ♪
♪ Clap, walk ,clap ♪
♪ Clap, walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, clap ♪
♪ Bomp, ba-bomp ♪
♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, ba-bomp ♪
♪ Ba-bomp, ba ba ♪
♪ Bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, ba ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Down, row, down ♪
♪ Row, row, row, row, down ♪
♪ Down, row, down ♪
♪ Row, row, row
Row, down, down ♪
♪ Down, row, down ♪
♪ Row, row, row, row ♪
♪ Down, row, down ♪
♪ Row, row, row ♪
Yee-haw!
[country music playing]
Yah!
[country music playing]
- Yahoo!
- Yah! Yah!
Yahoo!
[both laughing]
- Boy, that was fun.
- Yep!
Well, I showed you mine.
Now show me yours.
You have to put this on
if you want to pogo.
Ha ha!
[guitar strumming]
Conky, hit it!
[punk rock music playing]
Ha ha.
Howdy, dog chair.
Whoo, boy.
All that dancing
made me hungry.
Me, too.
I know!
Let's have snacktime.
Hey, I got an idea!
Let's have snacktime
cowboy-style.
Great!
What do cowboys eat?
Let's see. Uh...
Rattlesnakes,
horned toads, cactus,
armadillo.
Uh, gophers, prairie dogs.
If I was a cowboy,
I'd never eat.
Ha ha. I was just
funning ya, Pee-wee.
It's a cowboy joke.
Oh. Ha ha.
Cowboy joke. Ha ha.
Us cowboys eat the same food
you city folk do.
Just, we like
to slow cook everything
over an open fire.
Slow cooking?
That takes too long.
I'm hungry now!
I wish our snack
would be ready right now.
Wish? Did somebody say wish?
Howdy, Jambi?
Hi, Jambi. I wish
our cowboy snack
was ready right now.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Cowboy food,
yippee tie-yie yo.
[Pee-wee] Aah! Baked snake.
Take it back.
[all scream]
Ha ha ha, just funning
you, Pee-wee.
That's a genie joke.
Hmm!
Cowboy food.
Where's yours,
cowboy Curtis?
Ha ha. That's
a Pee-wee joke.
[both laughing]
♪ Playhouse ♪
♪ Playhouse on the range ♪
♪ Where things are ♪
♪ A little bit strange ♪
♪ Where often is heard ♪
♪ The secret word ♪
♪ And the cows are all happy ♪
♪ All day ♪
Come closer!
Closer still.
Right up into my brain!
[snoring]
[engine whirring]
[boom]
Makes you think, huh?
[piano playing]
Hey, everybody.
What's going on?
We are sitting
this one out.
A pause for the cause.
Yes, like we're taking five.
Oh, you're on
a coffee break, huh?
Affirmative, P-man.
We're taking off some time.
We've been working
'round the clock
on a righteous new rhyme.
Well, lay it on
the P-man, baby.
[all laughing]
Pee-wee's crazy, man, crazy.
Go on, chicky baby.
Let's show him.
"Reality" is the name
of this poem.
"Reality is so unreal,
"Like walking up
a flight of stairs
That lead nowhere.
"Swimming in mashed potatoes.
"Where's the gravy, baby?
"If you wish to make a call,
please hang up
and dial again.
"A bunch of balloons.
A funny clown.
"Is the circus in town?
The end."
- Wow.
- Whoa.
Gee, that was, uh...
Really unusual. Ha ha.
We're really glad
you dug it, brother.
If you liked that one,
here's another.
Oh, uh, gee, you know,
I'd better think that
one over for a little while.
Ha ha. Later.
- Later.
- Adios, P.
Hey, Pee-wee, a cab
just pulled up.
- [car horning]
- It's Dixie
and the king of cartoons.
- Hi, Dixie.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
Hmm.
Notice anything
new about me?
That's a new jacket.
Yeah! Well,
do you like it?
It's very becoming.
Wait'll you see the back!
[all screaming]
[all laughing]
Ah, maybe it's a bit much.
No, Dixie. You said
the secret word.
I love that about me.
Announcing, his royal highness.
[car door opens]
King Cartoon!
- Hi, highness.
- Hello, Pee-wee.
And now presenting...
I...what am I supposed
to be presenting?
A...a cartoon,
your majesty.
Oh, yes. Of course.
And now presenting...
A cartoon!
[projector reeling]
[laughing]
[growling]
[laughs]
King me.
A-a-are you sure you want
to move there, Pee-wee?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Are you sure,
you're sure?
Yes, I'm sure, I'm sure.
Are you positive,
you're sure you're sure?
Conky, I'm positive, I'm sure,
I'm sure, I'm sure!
I've never been
so sure of anything
in my whole life. King me!
All right, Pee-wee,
now it's my move.
I wi-wi-win!
I let you win.
Hey, Pee-wee, let's play
connect the dots.
Okay, Magic Screen, let's.
Ha ha.
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪
Hey, look.
It's a jungle gym.
Ooh, boy.
[humming]
Ooh, I'm tired.
How am I ever
going to get down?
I know.
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪
A slide!
Whee!
Safe!
Knock, knock.
Knucklehead!
Knock, knock.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
I'll tell you if
you stop crying.
[laughing]
Hey, right after this,
you're going to need
something to bang on.
Like this.
Or something like this?
Yeah. Anything
that'll make noise.
Ha ha!
Does everybody have
something to bang on?
Ready? Follow me.
And a one, a two,
A one-two-three!
♪ La la la, rhythm band ♪
Hi, Reba.
We're playing rhythm band.
No kidding.
I heard you a block away.
[both laugh]
Here's your mail.
- Thanks, Reba.
- Mmm-hmm.
Hey, where does
the mail come from?
Well, it came from
the person who wrote it.
But how it got here
is another story.
I know that story. Look!
[narrator] Everyone
loves getting mail.
But have you ever
stopped to wonder
how your mail
gets to your house?
Millions and millions
of letters
arrive at the post office
each and every day.
There, the letters
are sorted by postal clerks
who read the address
on each letter
and start it on its way
to its final destination.
The post office uses the most
modern equipment available
to help speed
your letter to you.
Once your letter
arrives in your city,
it's sorted by
a postal carrier,
That's right,
the good old mailman.
He puts your letter in his bag
with all the other letters
going to your street.
Boy, oh, boy,
It's a hard job,
but it sure looks like fun,
doesn't it?
Well, before you know it,
your mailman's on your street
with a cheery hello
and the letter you've been
waiting for.
Everyone's happy when
the mail gets to their house,
and now you know
how it got there.
That was really
interesting, Reba.
Now I know everything
about the mail. Thanks!
You're welcome, Pee-wee.
Now, why don't you read
your pen pal letters
to the boys and girls?
I have to get back to work.
- Ok.
- Bye.
- Bye. Thanks.
- Mmm-hmm.
Ha ha.
Here's a letter from China.
That's over here, Pee-wee.
Ha ha.
"Dear Pee-wee,
my name is Mei Lin.
I am from the People's
Republic of China.
I know kung fu."
Yeah. I know him, too.
Ha ha.
"I had dinner an hour ago,
and now, I'm going
to eat again.
That's a Chinese joke."
Ha ha.
"We name the years
here after animals.
I was born
in the year of the tiger.
Your pen pal, Mei Lin."
Ha ha.
Here's one from France!
[accordion playing]
"Bonjour, Pee-wee.
My name is Michel,
and I'm a boy.
Ha ha.
"My parents eat stinky cheese
with each meal."
Ha ha.
"Our breath is 3 feet long.
My country gave you
the Statue Of Liberty.
Today I saw Brigitte Bardot.
Au revoir.
Your pen pal, Michel."
Ha ha.
I have so many friends.
[doorbell rings]
Why, there's another friend now.
Ha ha.
I'm going door-to-door
to make you this
incredible offer. Now...
[groaning]
Salesmen!
Well, when I go
to my cousin's house,
where I always go, um,
I go there almost every week...
Well, um,
I usually torture...
No, he tortures his cat.
I try to chase him.
I try to pet him, but he just...
But my cousin just
takes him away with him.
He almost threw him
into the fire
when we were camping.
He's really mean to his cat.
He's always a pain.
But today I was
fighting and fighting
and fighting with him
about his lollipop
'cause he got a lollipop.
And he said the next
lollipop he got,
he would give it to me.
And this time,
he did not give it to me.
But then he gave it to me.
And I said, "Oh, I'll give you
all the kisses you want."
Oh, we're back.
[all screaming]
Well, it's about that time.
Conky?
[piano playing]
[lip-syncing] ♪ So long ♪
♪ For now ♪
♪ And ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ We'll see you later ♪
♪ In our dreams ♪
[creaks]
Okay, everybody, stand back.
[all screaming]
Ah!