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[monkeys gibbering]

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[jungle birds crying]

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[jungle birds crying]

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[birds chirping]

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[birds chirping]

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[rooster crowing]

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[birds chirping]

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[chuckles]

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[birds chirping]

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[boy] Pee-wee's Playhouse.

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♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho

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Huh-huh-huh ♪

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♪ Come on in ♪

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- ♪ And pull yourself

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Up a chair

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- Like Chairry! ♪

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♪ Let the fun begin

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It's time

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To let down your hair ♪

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♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪

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- ♪'Cause all his friends

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have been invited

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- That's you! ♪

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♪ To go wacky

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At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪

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- ♪ Coming from Puppetland

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- What's that? ♪

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♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat

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Chicky Baby

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Are the Puppet Band ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ He's got a couple

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Of talking fish and a genie

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Who'll grant a wish ♪

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♪ Golly, it's cuckoo

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At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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♪ Globey's spinning

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Mr. Window's grinning ♪

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- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by

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- Hello! ♪

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♪ The flowers are singing

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The picture phone is ringing ♪

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♪ And the dinosaur family

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Goes, "Hi!" ♪

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♪ Mr. Kite's soaring

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Conky's still snoring there's

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A flashing Magic Screen ♪

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♪ The Cowntess is so classy

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Randy's kind of sassy ♪

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♪ A nuttier establishment

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You've never seen! ♪

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♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪

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- ♪ And you'll see

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What we mean!

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- Come on! ♪

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♪ Get out of bed ♪

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- ♪ There'll be no more napping

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- Wake up! ♪

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♪ 'Cause you've landed

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In a place

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Where anything can happen ♪

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♪ Now we've given

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You fair warning ♪

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♪ It's gonna be

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That kind of morning ♪

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♪ For being wacky! ♪

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♪ For getting nutty! ♪

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♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪

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♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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I'm going to go play

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with my toys.

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[chuckles]

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[whirring]

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[mechanical noise]

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[footsteps patter]

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[laughs]

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How's everything going

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with you ants today?

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Howdy.

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[laughs]

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Good morning, Pee-wee.

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Good morning,

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Magic Screen.

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Look, Pee-wee,

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I drew your picture.

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That looks just like me.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, Magic Screen, do you know

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what today's secret word is?

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No.

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Well, let's ask Conky. Ha ha.

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Ha ha.

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[whirring]

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R-r-ready to assist

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you, Pee-wee.

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Good morning, Conky.

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How's my favorite

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robot today?

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A little

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ch-ch-ch-charged up today.

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Hey, Conky, what's

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today's secret word?

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Today's secret word is

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"back." Ha ha!

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Now, you all know

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what to do

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whenever we hear

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the secret word, right?

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[all] Scream!

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That's right. For the rest

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of the day,

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whenever you hear

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the secret word,

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scream real loud.

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Ready? Let's try it.

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Ha ha.

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Hey, Mr. Kite!

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Your wife is on the phone!

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Tell her I'll call her back.

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[all scream]

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Oh, is "call"

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the secret word?

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No, it's "back."

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[all scream]

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Hey, Pee-wee!

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Hey, that sounds like

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the Magic Glasses.

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Ha ha.

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What is it,

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Magic Glasses?

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I got something to show you,

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Pee-wee. Put me on!

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Ha ha. Okay.

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Check it out.

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Whoa!

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[middle-eastern music playing]

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Ha ha! Oh! Ha ha!

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Oh!

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Oh, oh! Ha ha!

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Oh! Whoo !

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Whoa there, buckaroo.

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Look where you're going.

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Hi, Cowboy Curtis.

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Hey, whatcha

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lookin' at there?

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See for yourself.

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[middle-eastern music playing]

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[humming]

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Whoa, nelly!

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Hey, you think I might

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borrow these a spell,

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Pee-wee?

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Ha ha. I think not. Ha ha.

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[both laughing]

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I was just

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funning you, Pee-wee.

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Whoa, that dancing

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really was something.

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Hey, do cowboys

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dance, Curtis?

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Yeah, but not

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like that, Pee-wee.

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Cowboys like

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to square dance.

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Square dance?

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Ha ha. Sounds

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pretty square.

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Me, I'm into pogo-ing.

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Pogo-ing?

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Well, I tell you what.

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I'll teach you

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how to square dance

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and you teach me

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how to pogo. Deal?

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Deal.

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Ha ha ha!

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Hey, Magic Screen,

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I'd be much obliged

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if you'd give me a hand.

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He'd be much a-what?

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That's cowboy talk

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for he wants you to help him.

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Oh. Ha ha.

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♪ Down, down ♪

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♪ Down, down ♪

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♪ Down down

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Clap, walk, clap ♪

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♪ Walk, walk, walk

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Walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

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♪ Clap, walk ,clap ♪

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♪ Clap, walk, walk, walk

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Walk, walk, walk, clap ♪

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♪ Bomp, ba-bomp ♪

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♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, ba-bomp ♪

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♪ Ba-bomp, ba ba ♪

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♪ Bom, bom, bom

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Bom, bom, bom, ba ♪

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♪ Oh! ♪

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♪ Oh! ♪

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♪ Down, row, down ♪

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♪ Row, row, row, row, down ♪

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♪ Down, row, down ♪

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♪ Row, row, row

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Row, down, down ♪

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♪ Down, row, down ♪

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♪ Row, row, row, row ♪

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♪ Down, row, down ♪

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♪ Row, row, row ♪

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Yee-haw!

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[country music playing]

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Yah!

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Yah!

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[country music playing]

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- Yahoo!

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- Yah! Yah!

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Yahoo!

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[both laughing]

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- Boy, that was fun.

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- Yep!

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Well, I showed you mine.

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Now show me yours.

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You have to put this on

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if you want to pogo.

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Ha ha!

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[guitar strumming]

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Conky, hit it!

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[punk rock music playing]

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Ha ha.

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Howdy, dog chair.

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Whoo, boy.

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All that dancing

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made me hungry.

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Me, too.

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I know!

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Let's have snacktime.

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Hey, I got an idea!

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Let's have snacktime

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cowboy-style.

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Great!

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What do cowboys eat?

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Let's see. Uh...

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Rattlesnakes,

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horned toads, cactus,

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armadillo.

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Uh, gophers, prairie dogs.

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If I was a cowboy,

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I'd never eat.

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Ha ha. I was just

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funning ya, Pee-wee.

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It's a cowboy joke.

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Oh. Ha ha.

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Cowboy joke. Ha ha.

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Us cowboys eat the same food

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you city folk do.

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Just, we like

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to slow cook everything

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over an open fire.

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Slow cooking?

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That takes too long.

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I'm hungry now!

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I wish our snack

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would be ready right now.

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Wish? Did somebody say wish?

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Howdy, Jambi?

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Hi, Jambi. I wish

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our cowboy snack

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was ready right now.

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Mekka lekka hi,

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mekka hiney ho.

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Cowboy food,

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yippee tie-yie yo.

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[Pee-wee] Aah! Baked snake.

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Take it back.

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[all scream]

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Ha ha ha, just funning

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you, Pee-wee.

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That's a genie joke.

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Hmm!

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Cowboy food.

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Where's yours,

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cowboy Curtis?

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Ha ha. That's

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a Pee-wee joke.

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[both laughing]

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♪ Playhouse ♪

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♪ Playhouse on the range ♪

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♪ Where things are ♪

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♪ A little bit strange ♪

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♪ Where often is heard ♪

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00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:15,400
♪ The secret word ♪

293
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:19,633
♪ And the cows are all happy ♪

294
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:25,600
♪ All day ♪

295
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,533
Come closer!

296
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,000
Closer still.

297
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:38,266
Right up into my brain!

298
00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:44,867
[snoring]

299
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,900
[engine whirring]

300
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,700
[engine whirring]

301
00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:21,133
[boom]

302
00:11:34,066 --> 00:11:35,734
Makes you think, huh?

303
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:39,300
[piano playing]

304
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,066
Hey, everybody.

305
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,066
What's going on?

306
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,934
We are sitting

307
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,934
this one out.

308
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:45,333
A pause for the cause.

309
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:48,100
Yes, like we're taking five.

310
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,834
Oh, you're on

311
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,834
a coffee break, huh?

312
00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,834
Affirmative, P-man.

313
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:54,166
We're taking off some time.

314
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,567
We've been working

315
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,567
'round the clock

316
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,567
on a righteous new rhyme.

317
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,734
Well, lay it on

318
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,734
the P-man, baby.

319
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,300
[all laughing]

320
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:04,667
Pee-wee's crazy, man, crazy.

321
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,066
Go on, chicky baby.

322
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,066
Let's show him.

323
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,033
"Reality" is the name

324
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,033
of this poem.

325
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,934
"Reality is so unreal,

326
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:19,200
"Like walking up

327
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:19,200
a flight of stairs

328
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:19,200
That lead nowhere.

329
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:21,800
"Swimming in mashed potatoes.

330
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,066
"Where's the gravy, baby?

331
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,500
"If you wish to make a call,

332
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,500
please hang up

333
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,500
and dial again.

334
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,467
"A bunch of balloons.

335
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,467
A funny clown.

336
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,567
"Is the circus in town?

337
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,567
The end."

338
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,166
- Wow.

339
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,166
- Whoa.

340
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,700
Gee, that was, uh...

341
00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:42,333
Really unusual. Ha ha.

342
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:45,266
We're really glad

343
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:45,266
you dug it, brother.

344
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,667
If you liked that one,

345
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,667
here's another.

346
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,133
Oh, uh, gee, you know,

347
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,967
I'd better think that

348
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,967
one over for a little while.

349
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,867
Ha ha. Later.

350
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,200
- Later.

351
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,200
- Adios, P.

352
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,467
Hey, Pee-wee, a cab

353
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,467
just pulled up.

354
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,767
- [car horning]

355
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,767
- It's Dixie

356
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,767
and the king of cartoons.

357
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,400
- Hi, Dixie.

358
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,400
- Hi, Pee-wee.

359
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:05,967
Hmm.

360
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,066
Notice anything

361
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,066
new about me?

362
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,033
That's a new jacket.

363
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,300
Yeah! Well,

364
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,300
do you like it?

365
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667
It's very becoming.

366
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,300
Wait'll you see the back!

367
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,400
[all screaming]

368
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,233
[all laughing]

369
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,734
Ah, maybe it's a bit much.

370
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,433
No, Dixie. You said

371
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,433
the secret word.

372
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,967
I love that about me.

373
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,500
Announcing, his royal highness.

374
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:42,600
[car door opens]

375
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,266
King Cartoon!

376
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,700
- Hi, highness.

377
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,700
- Hello, Pee-wee.

378
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:50,700
And now presenting...

379
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,934
I...what am I supposed

380
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,934
to be presenting?

381
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,867
A...a cartoon,

382
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,867
your majesty.

383
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,700
Oh, yes. Of course.

384
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,734
And now presenting...

385
00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,467
A cartoon!

386
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,266
[projector reeling]

387
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,967
[laughing]

388
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,033
[growling]

389
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,166
[laughs]

390
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,433
King me.

391
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:54,066
A-a-are you sure you want

392
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:54,066
to move there, Pee-wee?

393
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,200
Yeah, I'm sure.

394
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,400
Are you sure,

395
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,400
you're sure?

396
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,767
Yes, I'm sure, I'm sure.

397
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,734
Are you positive,

398
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,734
you're sure you're sure?

399
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:06,333
Conky, I'm positive, I'm sure,

400
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:06,333
I'm sure, I'm sure!

401
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,867
I've never been

402
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,867
so sure of anything

403
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,734
in my whole life. King me!

404
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,300
All right, Pee-wee,

405
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,300
now it's my move.

406
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:30,367
I wi-wi-win!

407
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,967
I let you win.

408
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,967
Hey, Pee-wee, let's play

409
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,967
connect the dots.

410
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,200
Okay, Magic Screen, let's.

411
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:38,834
Ha ha.

412
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,900
Ha ha.

413
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,767
Ha ha.

414
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,767
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪

415
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,200
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪

416
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:58,066
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪

417
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,133
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪

418
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:05,100
Hey, look.

419
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:05,100
It's a jungle gym.

420
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,033
Ooh, boy.

421
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,433
[humming]

422
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,433
Ooh, I'm tired.

423
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,367
How am I ever

424
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,367
going to get down?

425
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,834
I know.

426
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,900
♪ Connect the dots, la la la ♪

427
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,200
A slide!

428
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,867
Whee!

429
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,667
Safe!

430
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:34,800
Knock, knock.

431
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,667
Knucklehead!

432
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,367
Knock, knock.

433
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,333
- Knock, knock.

434
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,333
- Who's there?

435
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,967
- Boo.

436
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,967
- Boo who?

437
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,967
I'll tell you if

438
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,967
you stop crying.

439
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,734
[laughing]

440
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,300
Hey, right after this,

441
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,233
you're going to need

442
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,233
something to bang on.

443
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,800
Like this.

444
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,000
Or something like this?

445
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,400
Yeah. Anything

446
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,400
that'll make noise.

447
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,033
Ha ha!

448
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,500
Does everybody have

449
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,500
something to bang on?

450
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,400
Ready? Follow me.

451
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,667
And a one, a two,

452
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,667
A one-two-three!

453
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,767
♪ La la la, rhythm band ♪

454
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,567
♪ La la la, rhythm band ♪

455
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,667
♪ La la la, rhythm band ♪

456
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,800
♪ La la la, rhythm band ♪

457
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:42,033
Hi, Reba.

458
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:42,033
We're playing rhythm band.

459
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:45,100
No kidding.

460
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:45,100
I heard you a block away.

461
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,266
[both laugh]

462
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,000
Here's your mail.

463
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,367
- Thanks, Reba.

464
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,367
- Mmm-hmm.

465
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,500
Hey, where does

466
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,500
the mail come from?

467
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,600
Well, it came from

468
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,600
the person who wrote it.

469
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,233
But how it got here

470
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,233
is another story.

471
00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:58,767
I know that story. Look!

472
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,567
[narrator] Everyone

473
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,567
loves getting mail.

474
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,433
But have you ever

475
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,433
stopped to wonder

476
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:05,133
how your mail

477
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:05,133
gets to your house?

478
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,834
Millions and millions

479
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,834
of letters

480
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,567
arrive at the post office

481
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,567
each and every day.

482
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,800
There, the letters

483
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,800
are sorted by postal clerks

484
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,633
who read the address

485
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,633
on each letter

486
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,100
and start it on its way

487
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,100
to its final destination.

488
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,033
The post office uses the most

489
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,033
modern equipment available

490
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,133
to help speed

491
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,133
your letter to you.

492
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,467
Once your letter

493
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,467
arrives in your city,

494
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,800
it's sorted by

495
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,800
a postal carrier,

496
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,133
That's right,

497
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,133
the good old mailman.

498
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,700
He puts your letter in his bag

499
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,533
with all the other letters

500
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,533
going to your street.

501
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,433
Boy, oh, boy,

502
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:38,133
It's a hard job,

503
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:38,133
but it sure looks like fun,

504
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:38,133
doesn't it?

505
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,166
Well, before you know it,

506
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,166
your mailman's on your street

507
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,667
with a cheery hello

508
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,934
and the letter you've been

509
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,934
waiting for.

510
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,700
Everyone's happy when

511
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,700
the mail gets to their house,

512
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:50,300
and now you know

513
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:50,300
how it got there.

514
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,400
That was really

515
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,400
interesting, Reba.

516
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,834
Now I know everything

517
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,834
about the mail. Thanks!

518
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,166
You're welcome, Pee-wee.

519
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,433
Now, why don't you read

520
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,433
your pen pal letters

521
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,867
to the boys and girls?

522
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,834
I have to get back to work.

523
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,066
- Ok.

524
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,066
- Bye.

525
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,867
- Bye. Thanks.

526
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,867
- Mmm-hmm.

527
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,233
Ha ha.

528
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,033
Here's a letter from China.

529
00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,266
That's over here, Pee-wee.

530
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,233
Ha ha.

531
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:21,066
"Dear Pee-wee,

532
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:21,066
my name is Mei Lin.

533
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,734
I am from the People's

534
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,734
Republic of China.

535
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,767
I know kung fu."

536
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,467
Yeah. I know him, too.

537
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,133
Ha ha.

538
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,400
"I had dinner an hour ago,

539
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,567
and now, I'm going

540
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,567
to eat again.

541
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,300
That's a Chinese joke."

542
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,100
Ha ha.

543
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:41,500
"We name the years

544
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:41,500
here after animals.

545
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,834
I was born

546
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,834
in the year of the tiger.

547
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,200
Your pen pal, Mei Lin."

548
00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:47,400
Ha ha.

549
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,734
Here's one from France!

550
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:53,500
[accordion playing]

551
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,633
"Bonjour, Pee-wee.

552
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,800
My name is Michel,

553
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,800
and I'm a boy.

554
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,667
Ha ha.

555
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:05,400
"My parents eat stinky cheese

556
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:05,400
with each meal."

557
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:06,467
Ha ha.

558
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,800
"Our breath is 3 feet long.

559
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:12,166
My country gave you

560
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:12,166
the Statue Of Liberty.

561
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,333
Today I saw Brigitte Bardot.

562
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:18,734
Au revoir.

563
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,333
Your pen pal, Michel."

564
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,934
Ha ha.

565
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,166
I have so many friends.

566
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,233
[doorbell rings]

567
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,133
Why, there's another friend now.

568
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,467
Ha ha.

569
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,233
I'm going door-to-door

570
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,734
to make you this

571
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,734
incredible offer. Now...

572
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,633
[groaning]

573
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,467
Salesmen!

574
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,667
Well, when I go

575
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,667
to my cousin's house,

576
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,533
where I always go, um,

577
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,367
I go there almost every week...

578
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,266
Well, um,

579
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,000
I usually torture...

580
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,600
No, he tortures his cat.

581
00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:09,633
I try to chase him.

582
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,667
I try to pet him, but he just...

583
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,600
But my cousin just

584
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,600
takes him away with him.

585
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,667
He almost threw him

586
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,667
into the fire

587
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,133
when we were camping.

588
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,133
He's really mean to his cat.

589
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200
He's always a pain.

590
00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,734
But today I was

591
00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,734
fighting and fighting

592
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:28,633
and fighting with him

593
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:28,633
about his lollipop

594
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,033
'cause he got a lollipop.

595
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:34,100
And he said the next

596
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:34,100
lollipop he got,

597
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,500
he would give it to me.

598
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,533
And this time,

599
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,533
he did not give it to me.

600
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,066
But then he gave it to me.

601
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:42,934
And I said, "Oh, I'll give you

602
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:44,467
all the kisses you want."

603
00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:47,266
Oh, we're back.

604
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,233
[all screaming]

605
00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:52,233
Well, it's about that time.

606
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,834
Conky?

607
00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:04,834
[piano playing]

608
00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:08,166
[lip-syncing] ♪ So long ♪

609
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,834
♪ For now ♪

610
00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:14,367
♪ And ♪

611
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,066
♪ Goodbye ♪

612
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:23,000
♪ We'll see you later ♪

613
00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,200
♪ In our dreams ♪

614
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,734
[creaks]

615
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,800
Okay, everybody, stand back.

616
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:42,266
[all screaming]

617
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,834
Ah!