[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
I wonder what's going on
over at my toy shelf?
Woodchuck...
Go!
[humming]
Yeah!
Ha ha!
[whirring]
Good-good morning, Pee-wee.
Ready to assist you.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
[whirring]
Today's secret word is time.
Now, you all
know what to do
Whenever anybody says
the secret word right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
That's the ticket!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Let's try it, shall we?
Ha ha!
Hey, Jambi!
Yes, Pee-wee,
you called?
Yeah. Do you know
what we use clocks for?
I don't know. What?
To tell time.
[all screaming]
Got you that time.
[all screaming]
Ha ha!
You got yourself that ti...
You got yourself just then.
Hey, I got a genie joke for you.
How many genies does it take
to cross the road?
I don't know.
Four. One to ride in the box,
one to push the box,
one to watch for traffic,
and one to wish
he was on the other side.
[laughing]
Wish he was on the other...
I guess you had to be there.
Are you ready for today's wish?
Hmm, let's see.
What should I wish for?
I already have my swell scooter
and this cool Playhouse,
good looks, and
a winning personality.
I know! I'll wish
for someone to come over
and share them with me!
All right.
You've made your wish.
So say no more.
There's someone knocking
at your door.
[knock on door]
Thanks, Jambi!
Oh, boy! I'm so glad...
I'm going door to door
to make you
this incredible offer...
[screams]
Salesmen!
Unidentified flying object
approaching, Pee-wee.
Hi, Pterri.
Well, what are you
waiting for?
Throw the toy.
Please?
Okay.
Fetch!
Interception!
Hey! That's my toy!
Not anymore.
You have no business
with that toy.
Give it back.
No. It's mine.
Pee-wee. Pee-wee...
Yeah? What is it?
Mr. Kite won't
give me back my toy.
Mr. Kite,
give Pterri back his toy.
See? Pee-wee said
you have to give me
back my toy.
Baby.
I am not a baby.
Pee-wee, Mr. Kite
called me a baby.
All right, Pterri,
get in here!
Why do I
have to come in?
Mr. Kite doesn't
have to come in.
Baby.
Okay, now, Pterri.
I think you're
a little bit cranky.
It's time for your nap.
No, I don't want to
go to sleep.
No, I don't...
I don't...
[snoring]
Hey, Magic Screen.
You want to play?
Sure! Hop in!
♪ Connect the dots
♪ La, la, la, la
♪ Connect the dots
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
Hey!
It's all done!
Looks like
some type of sled!
Hey! It's a dog sled!
We must be at the North Pole!
[grunting]
Mush!
Mush! Ha ha!
Hey! Hi, Mr. Eskimo!
An igloo!
Walruses!
Ho ho ho!
Santa! Santa! Don't mush!
Don't mush!
Santa?
This sled's out of control!
[tires screeching]
[screams]
Boy, that was a close one
that time!
[all screaming]
Oh! Hi!
Look what I made.
It's a space helmet.
Five, four, three,
two, one. Blastoff!
[whirring]
[beeping]
[screeching]
[beeping]
[all exclaiming]
[beeping]
[whooshing]
[beeping]
I was being creative.
I used my imagination.
Pee-wee, here comes
the most beautiful
woman in Puppetland.
[laughing] Oh, well...
Buh bye.
That makes me laugh.
Buh bye.
Bye, Carlos.
Buh bye, Eric.
Goodbye, Sidney.
Buh bye, Cassius.
Thank you all
for escorting me
to the Playhouse door.
[all] Bye, Miss Yvonne.
[man] See you, Miss Yvonne.
Good morning, Chairry.
Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Morning!
Good morning, Miss Yvonne.
- Morning, Conky.
- [beeping]
Good morning, Mr. Window.
Hello, Miss Yvonne.
Good morning,
boys and girls.
Good morning,
Miss Yvonne!
Good morning, Pee-wee.
You sure do look beautiful
today, Miss Yvonne.
Oh, thank you, Pee-wee.
You know,
beauty is my life.
I sleep, eat,
and breathe beauty.
L-l-look in the dictionary
under the word "beauty."
There's a picture
of you, Miss Yvonne.
Thank you, Conky.
You know, Pee-wee...
Yeah, I know Pee-wee.
I am him!
Come on, Pee-wee.
Come on? Where are we going?
I'm serious.
I'm Pee-wee.
Nice to meet you, serious.
[laughing] Oh, you...
You sure do have
a beautiful smile, Miss Yvonne.
Thank you, Pee-wee.
You know, everyone
is more beautiful
when they smile.
Come on, everyone, try it.
Oh!
See what I mean?
Everyone is more beautiful.
Well, not as beautiful
as you, Miss Yvonne.
Well, almost.
You know, I can make anyone
more beautiful.
- Anyone?
- Anyone.
Prove it.
All right, I will,
on the first person
that walks through
that Playhouse door.
[laughing]
Hello, Mrs. Steve.
You are just in time.
[all screaming]
How would you
like to participate
in an experiment?
What kind of an experiment?
A beauty experiment.
[laughing] Oh! I can see
why you'd choose me.
I would love to participate.
Oh, great!
Well, the first step
in any beauty makeover
is to choose the look
that's right for you!
Can I help, Miss Yvonne?
Certainly, Magic Screen.
Here. Have a seat, Mrs. Steve.
Magic Screen,
let's show Mrs. Steve
the wonderful world
of beauty possibilities
that are available
for women today.
Show me, show me!
Watch this.
The California look.
- Uh, I don't think so.
- Hmm.
Here's one we like to
call smart and sassy.
A little too smart
and not enough sassy.
Here's a lovely one...
The flower child.
Uh, well, the headband
is kind of nice,
but I don't think so.
Hmm.
The patriotic look.
I've seen that before.
Can't you make me
look a little younger?
[chuckles]
That's a little too young.
Hmm, how about this?
Ooh, I don't think so.
Hmm.
I've got an idea.
Why don't you just
sit back and relax,
and we'll start off with
a refreshing cucumber mask.
- I'll get it.
- Okay!
Hope you're comfy.
[opera music playing]
Ooh!
[applause]
Well, one cucumber mask
coming right up.
Here you are,
Miss Yvonne.
Pee-wee, thanks a lot!
This isn't right.
Just a minute.
This is much better.
Great. Now,
let's get started
on your hair.
[horn tooting]
Hi, Dixie.
Hey, Pee-wee.
What's going on over there?
Miss Yvonne's giving
Mrs. Steve
a beauty makeover.
Hey, Miss Yvonne...
You want to do me next?
Certainly, if I have
enough time.
[all screaming]
Hear ye, hear ye.
Presenting His Majesty,
King Cartoon.
Pee-wee,
Playhouse characters,
beautiful ladies,
uh...
Uh...
Now it's time for a cartoon.
[upbeat music playing]
[whistling]
[screams]
[murmuring]
[laughing]
Does your face hurt?
It's killing me.
[murmuring]
How's that mud pack
feel, Mrs. Steve?
[mumbling]
[laughing]
[mumbling]
I know you are,
but what am I?
It's time.
[all screaming]
[all laughing]
All right,
let's see the results.
[peppy music playing]
Ta-da!
Presenting the new
Mrs. Steve.
Let me see, let me see.
Okay.
Oh, you're right.
I am beautiful.
Oh, thank you,
Miss Yvonne.
You're welcome,
Mrs. Steve.
I don't get it, Miss Yvonne.
She looks exactly the same.
Yes, but now,
she feels beautiful.
And when
you feel beautiful,
you are beautiful.
That's the most
beautiful thing
I've ever heard.
[crying]
Hi, boys and girls.
Tito found some foil
out by the pool.
And we were just about to
add it to my foil ball.
Won't you join us?
[rumbling]
That should do it.
Hey, Pee-wee,
look at what I found
at the bottom of the pool.
A lucky penny! Ha ha!
That gives me an idea.
Hi. My name is Penny.
My favorite toy is
my rubber ducky.
When I squeeze it,
it makes different tunes.
[quacking]
♪ I'm a duck
You're a duck, too ♪
♪ Let's get together
And duck-duck-doo ♪
♪ Duck ♪
♪ Ducky ducky-doo ♪
Quack! Quack!
That's what's fun.
And all he likes
to do is lay in the bath
and go to sleep.
[snoring]
That's boring.
Moo-hoo!
- Hi, Cowntess.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
Are you in the moo-od
for some company?
Sure.
Well, I can't stay.
I'm having
an elegant little tea party
for some of
the barnyard ladies.
Which reminds me...
May I borrow some tea?
Of course.
It's going to be quite
the elegant affair.
All the ladies from
the barnyard auxiliary
will be there.
Duchess of Ducks,
Lady Lamb...
Oh, may I
borrow some napkins?
Sure.
Here you go.
Is that enough?
Maybe you'd better
give me some more.
Quite confidentially,
Pee-wee.
Some of the ladies
at the barnyard are pigs.
Ha ha!
There you go, Cowntess.
Thank you.
Ciao, ciao, ciao.
Bye. Have a good time.
[all screaming]
I wonder why
I wasn't invited.
Don't let it
bother you.
That woman is a cow.
[both laughing]
[all] Hi, Pee-wee!
Hi, Pee-wee!
Hi, kids!
Can we look
in the mouse hole?
I don't know,
can you?
May we look
in the mouse hole?
Yes, you may.
[grunting]
[all] Whoa.
Here's your ball back.
[laughing]
Let's play something,
let's play something!
Okay, come on.
Let's play the quiet game.
How do you play it?
[whispering]
By being very quiet.
Don't make a sound.
Very, very, very quiet.
How long do we
have to be quiet?
Until I say it's time.
[all screaming]
Okay, I know.
Let's play the
Let's Pretend game.
Yeah! Yeah!
You can play at home
along with us.
Come on! Get out of
your chairs. Ready?
First we're
going to pretend
that we're walking
through jell-o.
[all] Whoa...
This is slippery!
Now we're ice skating.
[humming]
[giggling]
Now our feet
are stuck in glue.
[grunting]
I can't get my feet
out of this glue!
- Neither can I!
The glue is melting
and turning into water.
The water's getting higher.
Better start swimming.
There's a shark!
Shark! Shark!
Sharks! Sharks!
[screaming]
Uh-oh, now we're walking
on the sidewalk,
but the sidewalk's very hot,
and we don't have our shoes on!
[screaming]
Now we're getting
very sleepy.
We can't even
keep our eyes open.
Getting very, very sleepy.
Ooh, boy!
We can't even
stay awake at all.
Good night.
- Good night, Pee-wee.
[snoring]
[shushing]
[squeaks]
[whispering] Okay, kids,
see you next time.
[all screaming]
[chuckles]
[screaming]
[crashing]