[birds calling]
[crunching]
[birds chirping]
[chattering]
[rattling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[squeaking]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[opening song playing]
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
up a chair ♪
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time to
let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited ♪
- That's you!
♪ To go wacky
at Pee-wee's playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby
are the Puppet Band ♪
Yeah!
♪ He's got a couple of
talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
at Pee-wee's playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by ♪
- Hello!
♪ His flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still snoring ♪
♪ There's a flashing
Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
what we mean ♪
- Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
- Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place where anything
can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
you fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[laughing]
Ha. Let's see what's
going on over
at my toy shelf!
[chuckles]
[buzzes]
[whirring]
[upbeat music playing]
Ha ha,
they're already playing!
[whirring]
Ha ha.
[robotic music playing]
Good-good morning,
Pee-wee!
Ready to assist you.
Good morning,
Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
[whirs]
Today's secret word
is "Day."
Now, you all remember
what to do
whenever anybody
says the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
whenever anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud!
Ha ha.
Ready? Let's try it.
Hey, Mr. Kite!
Yeah, Mr. Herman.
What's the weather like
up there?
I've got good
visibility up here.
I can see for
miles and miles.
The surf is up.
The winds are down.
The temperature is 75.
It looks like it's going
to be a beautiful day.
[screaming and clanging]
That's the secret word.
- What?
- Day!
[screaming and clanging]
You said the secret word,
Pee-wee.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
You said "day."
[screaming and clanging]
Ha ha, Flowers,
I made you say "day."
[screaming and clanging]
Hey, Pee-wee,
here comes Dixie.
Hi, Dixie,
I didn't hear
your horn honk.
All right,
all right!
If it will make you happy...
Honk! Honk!
Boy, are you
uptight or what?
I'm sorry,
Pee-wee.
Ewww!
Well, my cab's
got a flat tire.
I had to walk all the way
up the hill.
You know, it's been
a really bad day.
[screaming and clanging]
[giggling]
So, where's
the King of Cartoons?
Hey, Your Majesty!
Step on it!
[playing fanfare]
Let the...
...cartoons...
...begin!
[melodious music playing]
[mooing]
[music continues]
[rhythmic foot tapping]
[clapping]
[ringing bell]
[melodious music continues]
[bell tinkling]
Your shot,
Your Majesty.
Uh-huh.
What club would you
suggest I use?
This one.
That's the only
one we have.
[chuckles]
[grumbles]
[chuckles]
[humming]
[TV blaring]
[shrieks]
[cawing]
[both laughing]
What do you know?
I got a birdie.
[both laughing]
[wolf horn honking]
That's Dixie.
She must have
fixed the tire.
Well, I must be off.
Have a good day!
[screaming and clanging]
Bye, King!
Bye, Dixie!
Hello, ants!
[peppy music playing]
[squeaking]
[snickers]
Cowabunga!
Hi, kids!
Hey, let's make
something, okay?
First, you need a piece of
ordinary construction paper.
The stiffer the better.
Next, you need something
to draw with.
I've chosen an ordinary
felt-tip pen.
Now draw a picture
of a little girl
or a little boy,
or you can draw your favorite
cartoon character,
television star,
or anything with two legs.
Just don't draw in the legs.
Next, cut out the figure.
I'm using plastic scissors
because they're safe.
Now, cut two holes
in the bottom
where the legs should be,
like this.
Then stick your fingers
through the holes.
Look!
It's an action toy.
Hello!
I've drawn another one
for my other hand.
Look!
♪ La, la, la la la ♪
Hey, what's that
over there?
Where?
[singsongy]
Made you look!
Action toys.
[door bell chimes]
I'll get it!
I'm going door-to-door
to make you
this incredible offer...
[screams]
[salesman] By now,
I'm sure you're wondering...
[doorbell chimes]
Look, Mr. Salesman...
Who you calling
salesman?
Captain Carl!
Ahoy, Pee-wee!
Ahoy,
Captain Carl.
Hey, you're just
in time for snacktime.
Good. I haven't had
a bite to eat all day.
[screaming and clanging]
You and your secret words.
One of these days...
[screaming and clanging]
Come on, Pee-wee,
what do you got to eat?
I know! Let's play
restaurant.
Ha ha.
Good evening, sir.
May I help you?
Yeah, you can help me.
I want to get
something to eat.
Do you have
a reservation?
No.
What's the name?
Captain Carl.
[chuckles]
[high-pitched]
Carl, party of one.
Here.
Right this way.
Ha ha.
Here we are.
Your waiter will be
right with you.
Hello! I'm your
waiter Pee-wee.
I'll be serving you
this evening.
Ha ha.
Oh! This sounds good.
Juicy steak.
I'll have that.
How would you like
that cooked?
Medium.
Wise choice.
Baked potato,
French fried,
au gratin,
mashed,
boiled new potatoes,
or rice?
Baked.
Wise choice.
- Soup or salad?
- What's your soup?
- Liver and noodles.
- I'll have salad.
You have your choice
of dressings...
French, Thousand Island,
Blue Cheese, Ranch, Italian,
and our special
Playhouse dressing.
What's the
house dressing?
Liver and noodles.
I'll have
Thousand Island.
Would you care
for a beverage?
Lemonade.
- Pink or regular?
- Pink.
All righty.
Ha ha.
I'm sorry. I've just
been informed
that we're all out of
the juicy steak.
Well, then how's
the chicken?
Excellent.
I'll take that, then.
But we're out of that
as well.
Let me see. Then
I'll have the lobster.
- I wouldn't
recommend that.
- Why not?
Because we're
out of it.
Ha ha.
Then what
do you have?
A peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
I'll take that then.
Would you like
that on white,
whole wheat, rye--
Just bring
the sandwich!
Here we are.
Will that be all?
Yeah.
- What's this?
- Your check.
Two dollars for
a peanut butter sandwich?
And jelly.
You pay right
over there.
How was everything?
[grunting]
Have a nice day.
[screaming and clanging]
Hey, Pee-wee, it's time
to play with me.
Yippee! Here we go!
Ha ha ha.
Where are we going?
Ha ha ha.
It's so funny
I almost forgot to laugh.
[laughing]
Ha ha.
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
Ha ha.
Hey, look!
It's a shopping cart.
Let's go shopping.
[whirring]
[humming]
I love shopping.
Hmm, Let's see now.
What do I need?
Hmm...
Ha ha.
[humming]
Cereal.
Eggs.
Oops.
Hmm...
Excuse me, ma'am,
but could you tell me
where I might find
the pterodactyl food?
Aisle four.
Thank you.
Uh-oh.
How do you
stop this thing?
I'm out of control
in the supermarket!
[screaming]
Whoa!
[chuckles]
Guess who?
Uh... Chairry!
How did you guess?
You're the only
person I know
with upholstered arms.
[both laughing]
Hey, Pee-wee, have you had
your wish for the day?
[screaming and clanging]
Wish? I almost forgot.
Ha ha ha.
[knocking]
Yes, Pee-wee,
what is it?
Hi, Jambi, it's time
for my wish.
So what do
you want?
Come on,
sound like a real genie.
Oh.
All right.
[deep voice]
Your wish is my command,
O' wise and powerful master.
[normal voice]
So what do you want?
Hmm, let me see...
What shall I wish for?
Hmm...
Let me see...
I don't know.
I wish I knew
what to wish for.
It is done.
I know what to wish for!
- It's too late.
- What do you mean?
You've already
had your wish.
- No, I haven't.
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
I'll prove it to you.
Here's an instant replay
on the magic screen.
[distorted speech]
Hmm, let me see.
What should I wish for?
Hmm...
Let me see...
I don't know.
I wish I knew
what to wish for.
It is done.
I know what
to wish for!
What a gyp.
You tricked me.
I want another wish.
You know the rules, Pee-wee.
Only one wish per show.
No!
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! NO!
Aaah...
It's time for
a Penny cartoon.
[coins clink]
[squeaking]
[stretching]
Hello, my name's Penny.
My brother has
a friend named Stronkis...
Um...
Matt...Strankis?
Um...
Let's see...
Matthew Brodin...
Brodinski...
Um...
Mm, what's that
other guy's name?
Matthew Sharinski,
I think.
[screams]
My grandmother
always screamed when
they got out of the cage
'cause she thought
that they were rats.
I hated them too.
I didn't
hate them then,
but now I hate them
'cause I have a guinea pig.
I love my guinea pig.
I guess my grandmother
just doesn't like
my brother's friends.
[whistling]
[shushing]
[Knucklehead] Knock knock.
Just a minute, Knucklehead.
[Knucklehead] Knock knock.
Just a minute!
[toilet flushing]
Knock knock.
Who's there?
- Look.
- Look who?
Look who's
got toilet paper
stuck to the bottom
of their shoe.
[laughing]
[squealing]
Help!
What's the matter,
Flowers?
We've got a weed
growing in our box.
What are you
doing in there?
You're supposed
to be out in
the weed patch.
Come on.
There.
You go right here.
[Pee-wee chuckles]
He sure is brave,
isn't he?
He's my hero.
Yup!
Nothing scares me!
[chuckles]
[screams]
Oh, Pee-wee!
Pee-wee!
Are you okay?
[screams]
Pee-wee, Pee-wee,
are you okay?
Oh, Tito, it's you!
I didn't scare you,
did I?
No. Scare me?
No, you didn't
scare me.
I knew it was you
all the time. Ha ha.
Hey, I know
what those are.
Scuba tanks, right?
- Yeah, right.
- Why do you have them on?
You know, I was practicing
my scuba diving
up in the pool.
By the way, do you know
what "scuba" stands for?
Hmm...
No, I don't.
Do you know, Globey?
Hmm... No.
Do you, Chairry?
Mm... No.
Do you, Conky?
Uh, scuba...
Mm, n-n-n-n, Ah.
S-s-s-s-sure.
Scuba stands for
"self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus."
Underwater.
That sounds like fun.
Look! I'm underwater!
Aah! Ha ha.
Hey, Pee-wee,
slow down.
Look, whenever you
go in the water,
use the buddy system.
You're my buddy.
Hey, buddy!
Ha ha.
[Tito] Look, there's
a school of fish.
[Pee-wee] What are
they learning? Ha ha.
[Tito] And that's
a reef.
Wow!
That looks like a tree.
And those
look like plants.
[Tito] Yeah, and there's
an underwater mountain.
Wow! That looks like
the Grand Canyon.
Boy, sure is a lot
of cool stuff down here.
[Tito] There sure is.
[Tito] You know, three-quarters
of the earth is just like this.
- It is?
- Sure!
That's how much of the earth
is covered with water.
It's a whole other world
down here.
Wow! Cool!
Hey, Pee-wee,
you better get
back to the playhouse.
Yeah, it's time
to say good-bye.
Ha ha.
Boy, that sure was fun.
Ha ha.
[creaks]
Have a great rest of the day.
[screaming and clanging]
[screaming]
[end music playing]