[jungle birds cry]
[rooster crowing]
Pee-wee's playhouse.
[theme song playing]
Aah!
♪ Come on in ♪
♪ And pull yourself up
A chair ♪
Like Chairy!
♪ Let the fun begin ♪
♪ It's time
To let down your hair ♪
- ♪ Pee-wee's so excited♪
- Uh-huh!
♪ 'Cause all his friends
Have been invited ♪
- That's you!
- ♪ To go wacky ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
- Aah!
- ♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby ♪
- ♪ Are the Puppet band ♪
- Yeah!
♪ He's got
A couple of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
♪ Globey's spinnin',
Mr. Window's grinnin' ♪
♪ 'Cause Pterri's
Flyin' by ♪
- Hello!
- ♪ His flowers are singin' ♪
♪ The picture phone
Is ringin' ♪
♪ And the dinosuar family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soarin'
Conky's still a-snorin'♪
♪ There's a flashing
Magic screen ♪
- Ha ha!
- ♪ The Cowntess is so classy ♪
♪ Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen ♪
♪ Spend a day with Pee-wee
And you'll see what we mean ♪
Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
♪ There'll be
No more nappin' ♪
Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've landed
in a place ♪
♪ Where anything
Can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given you
Fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
- ♪ For being wacky ♪
- Ha ha ha!
♪ For getting nutty ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's playhouse ♪
How's everything
going with
you ants today?
[car running]
Hey, Pee-wee!
Here comes Miss Yvonne.
Hey Pee-wee! Here
comes Miss Yvonne!
Here comes Miss Yvonne.
Surprise!
Hi, Miss Yvonne!
Hi, Pee-wee.
Hello, everyone!
You're just in time.
I was just about to find
out todays' secret word.
Oh, great!
I'm dying to find out.
[Conky powers on]
R-r-ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
Good morning,
Miss Yvonne.
Good morning,
Conky.
How's my
favorite robot?
Fine, now that
you're here.
Oh, you're so sweet.
Say, Conky, what's
today's secret word?
Today's secret
word is "What."
Now, everybody remembers
what to do
whenever we say the
secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
Right!
Whenever somebody says
the secret word
on today's show,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it!
Mr. Window, do you know
today's secret word?
No. What?
[alarm,
screaming]
- Hey, Miss Yvonne.
- What?
[alarm,
screaming]
Pee-wee,
you tricked me.
- [makes no sound]
- What?
[alarm,
screaming]
Hey, Miss Yvonne,
let's play something.
Yes! Let's!
Let's play army.
No. The last time I played
army, I got hurt.
I know, let's play
head-hunters.
No. I'm not playing
head-hunters again.
I know, I have
a great idea.
Let's play house.
No. I don't wanna
play house.
That's
a girl's game.
Oh, come on, Pee-wee.
It'll be fun.
No.
Oh, come on, Pee-wee.
It'll do you
a world of good.
Beg me!
Please.
Please, Pee-wee.
[Conky] Please.
Pretty please.
[all] Please, Pee-wee!
Please!
Well... All right.
Yay! Okay.
I'll be the Mommy.
You be the Daddy.
And, Pterri,
you can be the baby.
Why do I have to be the baby?
I don't want to be the baby.
All right,
then...
Globey, you can
be the baby.
Mama.
Why does Globey
get to be the baby?
When do I get to be?
I want to be the baby.
You can both be
the babies.
Globey, you be
the little baby,
And, Pterri, you
can be the big baby.
Okay.
I want to be Daddy's
chair, okay, Pee-wee?
Okay, Chairry.
We're the pets.
I'm the dog.
I'm the cat.
- Woof! Woof!
- Meow! Meow!
[laughing]
Okay,
let's play!
Okay. You go out and be
coming home from work.
Okay.
Where do I work?
Make it up.
I'll be
an astronaut!
Great!
[laughing]
[both crying]
Oh, children.
Why are you crying?
We miss Daddy.
When is he coming home
from work?
He'll be home soon.
Hi, honey,
I'm home from work!
Oh, how was your day
in outer space?
Oh, it was okay,
but I'm really glad
to be back with you
and our family.
[both] Did you bring
us anything
from outer space, Daddy?
- Of course I did.
- What?
[alarm,
screaming]
I brought you each
a moon rock.
Here. Here.
Thank you,
Daddy.
Don't I get
a hello kiss?
Okay, that's it.
Game's over.
Pee-wee!
Oh, go on.
Kiss her, Pee-wee.
Yeah, kiss her.
[kissing]
Oh, hello, Reba!
Hi, Reba. We were
just playing house.
- I'm the Daddy.
- And I'm the Mommy.
And we're the babies.
Well, uh,
I'm the grandmother,
but I'm on my way
to Miami for vacation.
Bye-bye.
Bye, grandma!
[both crying]
Why are you crying,
children?
We miss grandma.
What?
[alarm, screaming]
[notes of comic
instrument playing]
Look! I put on my special
wall-walker shoes.
I'm going to
walk on the ceiling.
[footsteps]
If you don't have
wall-walker shoes,
please don't
try this at home.
Conky, a little
wall-walking music, please.
[music playing]
Aah! I'm upside-down.
No hands!
Oops! I'm going to fall!
I'm a chandelier.
I'm a bat!
I'm a pinata!
Don't hit me
with a stick now!
[tires screech,
horn honks]
[door slams shut]
Pee-wee!
[Pee-wee laughing]
Pee-wee.
[Pee-wee laughing]
Hi, Dixie!
I can see
your bald spot.
Whoops.
[plays jazzy fanfare]
Presenting...
[taxi door closes]
...the King
of Cartoons!
Where's Pee-wee?
He's hanging
around here
somewhere.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
and everyone
hanging from
the ceiling,
let the cartoon...
begin.
[cartoony music playing]
[harmonica music playing]
What can you play?
Oh...
Anything.
♪ Boo boo
boo boo boo ♪
♪ Bippa boo
boo boo boo boo ♪
♪ Boo boo boo ♪
♪ Boo boo-boo boo ♪
♪ Boo boo boo ♪
♪ Boo boo-boo boo ♪
Boy, that was
a really good cartoon.
It looked especially
great upside-down.
Look, Pee-wee's
on the ceiling.
We came over to play.
Hey! Come on up!
[laughing]
I cracked myself up.
Ha ha, ha ha,
ha ha.
Hey, Pee-wee, can we
look at the ant farm?
Okay. For five cents.
Five Cents!
How about some foil?
Hmm... okay.
Foil! Am I lucky
or what?
[alarm,
screaming]
I'll go put this on
my foil ball right now!
- Whoa!
Getting big.
Now let's look
at the ant farm!
Yeah!
Come on!
Hey, this ant farm's
really cool!
Yeah!
Yeah, but where
are the ants?
Uh-oh!
The ants got out!
But where are they?
Over here!
They're over here, too.
Ohh!
They're everywhere!
Help!
Aah! Aah!
[roars]
[electronic buzzing]
It's "the ants
in your pants" dance!
[Pee-wee] Jambi!
What's the matter,
Pee-wee?
Why so antsy?
Jambi, I need your help!
The ants have escaped
from the ant farm!
Can you put that in
the form of a wish?
I wish the ants
had never gotten out!
Spirits, help us
before things get worse,
Jambi commands
the ants to reverse.
[fast rewinding
sound]
[rewinding slows]
[talking backwards]
Hey! This ant farm's
really cool!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
[all] Bye, Pee-wee.
Bye!
Hey, Pee-wee,
guess what.
[alarm,
screaming]
What?
[alarm,
screaming]
It's time
to play with me!
Oh, boy. Yippee!
[electronic buzz]
[gentle jingling]
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
It's a spaceship!
[whispering] Oh, boy.
I've gotta fasten
my seat belt
before blastoff.
[click]
Blast off!
Stars!
Look! There's the moon!
[whooshing by]
Halley's comet!
Uh-oh. I lost
my space map.
I'm lost in space!
[crying]
Better ask directions.
There's a planet!
[alien voices]
[alien voices coming closer]
Aah! It's the planet
of the giant ants!
I better
get out of here!
I'm zooming right back
to the playhouse.
Meet me there.
[zooming off]
Oh, hello.
I'm so glad you could
join us for snack time.
Today we're
making parfaits.
That's French for...
...parfait.
They're really good
and easy to make.
You can make them
out of anything.
I'm making mine
out of vanilla ice cream
and broken-up cookies.
Look. First, you take
some vanilla ice cream...
Then put in some cookies.
[humming]
Then some more ice cream...
And...
some more cookies.
Then...
More ice cream...
And... you guessed it,
more cookies!
Look...Stripes!
Mmm, parfaits.
Look, Pee-wee,
I made one, too,
but I used pudding
and whipped cream.
I made one with fruit
and chocolate syrup.
There's millions of ways
to make parfaits.
You can make them
out of anything.
They're especially delicious
when eaten with
a very, very, long spoon
like this one.
Moo-hoo,
Pee-wee.
Hi, Cowntess.
Ooh, those parfaits
look delicious.
Would you like one?
No, I have to save
some room for popcorn.
I'm going
to the moo-vies.
What are you
going to go see?
It's a documentary
about India.
You know,
cows are sacred there.
Oh, well,
have a good time.
Good-bye.
[beep beep]
Smoke alert!
[coughing]
Smoke alert!
It's coming
from the kitchen,
Pee-wee!
It's coming
from the kitchen!
Quick, get the fire
extinguisher, Pee-wee.
[electronic beeping]
Thanks, Conky.
Stand back,
everybody!
Randy, what...
[alarm,
screaming]
Are you doing?
Nothing. I'm smoking.
Want a drag?
No, Randy.
I don't smoke.
Smoking's bad for you.
So? It makes me
look cool.
No, it doesn't make
you look cool, Randy.
It makes you
look stupid.
You're cool already.
Yeah. You don't have
to smoke to be cool.
Yeah,
but other people do it.
So if other people
jumped off
a high building,
would you do that, too?
Smoking is really bad
for your health.
[coughing]
See, Randy?
Please, don't smoke.
Please, Randy,
I care about you.
Me, too, Randy.
Please don't smoke.
Yeah. Maybe
you guys are right.
Smoking does make you
feel pretty awful.
[all] Hooray!
Hey, Randy,
would you like
some of my parfait?
No, thanks, Conky.
I'll take all of it!
All of it?
All? All? All? All?
While I make Conky
another cartoon,
you watch
this swell
Penny parfait.
[Conky] All... all...
I swear to God,
if I don't have my own room
by the time I'm 11,
I'm gonna run away.
I mean it because
I want my own room.
And because I collect
so many things,
and I write so many things
that I want to put them
in different places
so that I know
where they are.
I'd put like the papers
here and these there.
And I want, like,
you know, like, lights
in my bedroom
on the top of the ceilings.
Like, if we could, I'd get,
like, a small chandelier.
I'd have a water bed,
a round water bed,
in the middle of the room.
My dad says that
the only way we can get that
is to move into
a brownstone house.
My dad might give me
the TV room room.
Which would not
give me a water bed.
But I want my own bedroom
and I want a water bed.
And I like sea life, also.
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
♪ Pocket full of posies ♪
♪ Ashes, ashes,
we all fall down ♪
[laughing]
Let's play
something with music.
[music plays]
Hey, Pee-wee,
can I play?
That gives me an idea.
Let's play musical chairs!
- Yeah!
- All right!
Okay. Let's see.
How many are there?
One, two, three, four.
Pee-wee,
you're forgetting
one person.
Who, Elvis?
- You!
Okay. Let's see.
One, two, three, four...
Five! So, we'll need
four chairs.
I'm a chair.
Yes.
So, does everybody
know how to play?
When the music stops,
everyone has to
sit down in a chair.
There's four chairs
and there's five of us.
That's the beauty of
the game, Miss Yvonne.
Whoever doesn't have a chair
when the music stops is out.
Ready, Conky?
Ready.
[music starts]
[music stops]
Sorry, Cher.
Take away a chair.
[music starts]
[music stops]
Should have stayed closer
to a chair, Opal!
Ha ha ha!
[music starts]
[music stops]
Oh, close one, Elvis.
Really close. Sorry.
Now, there's only
one chair left.
Me!
[music starts]
[doorbell rings]
You better get the door,
Pee-wee.
Somebody's at the door.
I'm going door-to-door
to make you
this incredible
offer...
[music stops]
Aah!
I won! I won!
I won!
No fair!
Salesman
interference.
But I got to
the chair first.
Okay, you win,
Miss Yvonne.
Oh, good.
[kids]
Let's play again.
Let's
play again!
We can't.
It's time to go.
- Bye, Pee-wee!
- Bye, Pee-wee.
- We love you.
- Bye, Pee-wee!
[creaks]
- Bye!
Bye!
Bye, Pee-wee.
What?
[alarm,
screaming]
[Pee-wee yelling] Aah!