[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Hello, ants! Ha ha!
- Timber!
- Oh!
[ants shouting]
Ha ha ha ha
Let's see if my toys
are up yet. Ha ha!
[whirring]
[grunting]
[chuckles]
[grunting]
Hmm. Heh ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
[whirring]
R-r-ready to assist you,
P-p-p-p-Pee-wee.
Good morning, Conky.
What's today's secret word?
[whirring]
[Conky] Today's
secret word is
"Look."
You all know
what to do.
For the rest
of the day,
when anyone says
the secret word,
scream real loud,
okay-okay?
[Mr. Window] Hey, Pee-wee,
here comes Reba, the mail lady.
Hey, let's try
the secret word out
on Reba, okay? Ha ha.
- Hi, Reba.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
Hey, any pen pal
letters for me today?
Well, I don't know.
Let me look.
[alarm, screaming]
Ha ha ha ha.
You said the secret
word, Reba.
Oh, I love it!
I knew I'd say that secret
word sooner or later.
- Which word was it?
- Look.
[alarm, screaming]
[both laugh]
Oh, let me say
it again. Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Oh, I must say,
Pee-wee,
that's very entertaining,
but I have
to get back to work.
Here's your mail.
- Thanks, Reba.
- Bye-bye.
Bye! Ha ha.
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Ha ha ha ha.
Boy, Chairry, I sure got
a lot of pen pal letters.
Why don't you
read one?
I don't know, Chairry,
why don't I?
Ha ha ha ha.
All right, I will.
This one's from England.
That's over here,
Pee-wee.
Ha ha. Thanks, Globey.
"Hello, Pee-wee,
old chap." Ha ha.
"My name is Percival,
but they call me Percy.
I'm from England.
Every morning, I am awakened
by Big Ben.
No, that's not a person.
It's our most famous clock.
Ha ha.
We call all of our
policemen bobbies,
although some of them
are named Henry and Ralph.
We call our television telly."
I call my chair Chairry.
[Chairry laughing]
Tee-hee-hee.
"I like to play cricket.
That is a game,
not an insect.
Every day at Buckingham Palace,
we watch the guards change."
What do they
change into?
[Chairry and Pee-Wee laugh]
Ha ha ha ha.
"Well, pip-pip and cheerio.
Time for tea.
I've got to be off. Percy."
Ha ha ha ha.
Hm. This one looks like
it's from...
New York!
"Dear Pee-wee, the city
and state I'm from
both have the same name,
New York, New York."
Oh, boy, oh, boy!
[Chairry and Pee-Wee laugh]
Ha ha ha ha.
"They call my city
the Big Apple,
but I wouldn't
want to eat it.
It's a tough town.
New York City is
the melting pot of America.
That means people from
all over the world
come to live here.
In our harbor is a 150-foot
woman in a nightgown.
She is the Statue of Liberty,
and she welcomes
everyone to town.
If you can make it here,
you can make it anywhere.
It's up to you.
Your friend,
Camille Quagacha-bla-bla.
Ha ha.
"PS. I'm enclosing a picture."
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
[all laugh]
Hey, Pee-wee.
- What is it, Chairry?
- Look.
[alarm, screaming]
[all laugh]
Do you have any nines?
[Fish] No, go fish.
I quit! Ha ha ha.
[both laughing]
Ha ha ha ha.
[Mr. Window] Someone's
coming, Pee-wee.
[Pee-wee] Who is it,
Mr. Window?
- It's...
- Pee-wee, Pee-wee.
Lock the doors.
Shut the windows. Hide.
What is it, Mrs. Steve?
There's a monster
on the loose.
Aah!
A monster! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
A mon... aah! Aah!
Wait a minute, I don't
believe in monsters.
Look.
[alarm, screaming]
Is it the monster?
No. You said the
secret word, Mrs. Steve.
I tell you, I saw
a monster.
It had a big round eye
and two mouths,
it was horrible!
I have to go warn
the other people
in the neighborhood.
You think Mrs. Steve really
saw a monster, Pee-wee?
No. There's no such
thing as monsters.
I'm scared anyway.
Me, too.
Me, three.
Me, four, Pee-wee.
What if he comes in
and wants to sit on me?
Then he'll just
have to sit
on Dog Chair
if he comes in, Chairry.
[Dog Chair pants]
Knock, knock.
Knucklehead!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gettin' out
of here.
There's a monster
in the neighborhood.
[Knucklehead laughing]
Ha ha ha ha.
[Mr. Window] Say, Pee-wee,
Here comes Dixie
and The King of Cartoons.
Hi, Dixie!
Ha ha ha ha.
Announcing his highness,
The King of Cartoons.
[King] Oh, no, Dixie,
I'm too afraid
to get out of the cab.
It's okay, your highness.
I checked out the Playhouse.
The coast is clear.
There's no monsters in here.
[car door shuts]
[door creaking]
You sure there's
no monster in here?
[Chairry] See, Pee-wee?
The King is afraid
of monsters, too.
Did you see a monster?
Oh, no,
But I heard all
about it from Mrs. Steve.
Oh, that Mrs. Steve's
got everybody scared.
There's no such thing
as monsters!
[clears throat]
You can't be too sure.
Make it quick, King.
Better safe than sorry.
Quite right, Dixie.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
and
monster, if there is any.
Let the cartoon
begin.
[projector whirring]
♪ Ah, skeeby woogy
likey hoogy ♪
♪ Ziggy maggy ho gooten ♪
♪ Ziggen bokken
scooten bootle bay ♪
♪ Scootit, babbit ♪
♪ Doodle ho, doodle hey ♪
♪ Doodle hunky boodle bo ♪
♪ Ho, doo doo doo doo day ♪
♪ Bom ba bom ba bom,
bom ba bom ba bom ♪
♪ Bom ba bom ba bom,
bom ba bom ♪
♪ Bom ba bom ba bom,
bom ba bom ba bom ♪
♪ Bom ba bom ba bom,
bom ba bom ba bom ♪
♪ Mo, naggy haggy saggy biggy ♪
♪ Haggy hoogy loogy woogy ♪
♪ Ziggy haggy mo boodle day ♪
♪ Scootit, babbit ♪
♪ Ho, doodle doodle
babbit doodle ho ♪
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha, wasn't that
a great cartoon?
Now, doesn't everybody
feel a little better?
Uh-huh.
I feel a little bit better.
I think I feel better.
I'm still a little scared
of the m-m-monster,
Pee-wee.
It's okay
to be scared, Chairry.
When I was little,
I was scared
of the dark.
[Chairry] I'm still
scared of the dark.
So am I.
Me, too.
[Pterri] I'm not
afraid of the dark,
as long as
there's a light on.
Pee-wee, how did you
get over
your fear of the dark?
It was easy, Chairry.
I held hands with some of
my friends in the dark,
and then I wasn't scared.
Really? And then
you weren't afraid?
That's right.
Hey, let's try it.
Everybody hold hands.
Okay,
I'm going to turn
the lights off,
but it won't be scary
because we'll all
be holding hands
with each other.
All right?
- Okay.
Here we go.
[Globey] Hmm, it sure is
dark in here.
[Pee-wee] But you're
not scared, right?
[Chairry] Hmm, not really.
[Chairry] You're right,
Pee-wee. I'm not afraid.
[Pee-wee] See?
[Pterri] I can't see a thing.
[Pee-wee] But you're
not scared, right?
[Pterri] You're right,
Pee-wee.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
Yaa!
[all screaming] Aah! Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Randy!
You scared us.
We thought
you were the monster.
Eh, you're all a bunch
of scaredy babies.
I ain't afraid
of any monster.
Hey, Pee-wee,
look, look!
[alarm, screaming]
Blagh! Blah-bleh-blah!
[all screaming] Aah! Aah!
I thought you said
there were no such
thing as monsters.
All right, I made a mistake.
That's an understatement.
Raa! Bigga-blah!
That monster s-s-sure is scary.
[Pterri] He's not very
attractive, either.
Raa! Bigga-blah!
Bigga-blah! Blah-blah!
I'm scared.
Let's hold hands.
Not me. I'm gettin'
out of here.
Bigga-blah! Bigga-blah...
[both crying]
Blagh!
[Dinosaur Family screaming]
Aah! Aah!
[screeching]
Blah! Bigga-blah! Blah!
Blah-blah-blah! A sandwich.
What does he want?
Maybe he's hungry.
What-what-what do
monsters eat?
Hope he doesn't eat us.
You guys stay here.
I'm going to make
the monster a snack.
Nice monster.
Come on.
That's right. Come on.
Come on.
From the top!
Shh!
Huh.
Can't you two get
anything right?
Marvelous, more, more.
Ha ha ha!
- [smooching]
- No.
Oh!
[birds chirping]
Ha ha ha!
[monster laughing] Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
A few tomatoes.
Hmm-hmm.
There we are.
Here we go.
Braa! Bigga-bigga
blah-bleh!
How could I be so stupid?
Forgot the mustard.
You're absolutely right.
- Blegh.
- Ooh...
Ha ha.
Come on now.
Here we are.
[Pee-wee] Hmm.
Delicious.
Come on. Ha ha.
Come on.
Here we are.
Blubum blubum
blubum blubum blub!
[belching] Bah!
Boy, guess
you were hungry.
[belching] Bah!
Guess you must be
on a really tight
monster type of schedule,
so you probably
have to go now. Ha ha.
[scratching]
Aah!
Raa! Bigga blah-blah!
What's he saying,
Pee-wee?
[Pee-wee] I wish I knew.
Wish? Did somebody
say "wish"?
Jambi, there's a monster
in the Playhouse.
No kidding. I thought
he was your twin brother.
Ha ha ha!
So funny, I almost
forgot to laugh.
Blagh! Bigga
bigga blah-blah!
I wish I could understand
what the monster
was saying, Jambi.
Monster, monster,
I command,
speak so we can understand.
Now, everyone
repeat after me.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[all] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
The wish is granted.
Long live Jambi.
[monster] Hello.
My name is Roger.
Hi, Roger. I'm Pee-wee.
This is Magic Screen,
Globey, Pterri,
Conky, and Chairry.
Pleased to make your
acquaintance, I'm sure.
Why are you afraid
of me?
Because you're a monster.
And you're different.
I can't help
the way I look.
[alarm, screaming]
Ha ha ha ha, I must have
said the secret word.
How did you know
about that, Roger?
Everybody in Monsterland
loves your show.
We used to be
afraid of it
until we understood it.
Ha ha. I love that story.
Ha ha ha ha.
You crack me up,
Pee-wee.
Ha ha.
Thanks, Roger.
Hey, do you know
what's coming up next?
A Penny cartoon?
Right!
[Roger] Ha ha ha ha.
How about sitting
on me, Rog?
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha.
Hello, my name's Penny.
I think children
should have rights
about where they
want to move
and-and how
they want to live.
And, like, not about, like,
they want to go to sleep
at 1:00 in the morning
and, like,
go to school--
Not go to school.
Like, those
kinds of decisions,
- yes, parents can make those.
- No!
Parents might even be, like,
different from the child
in a totally
different way.
Like, a child might be,
like, their, um,
43rd ancestor, you know.
So like, the parent would never
be at all like the kid.
I'm not, um,
I'm saying that the parents
shouldn't say,
"Well, we're gonna
take you over here
because we're the parents
and we pay the rent."
- We're paying the rent!
But they don't
give money to the kids
so that the kids can't
pay the rent,
so that they can
move to their own places.
I mean, parents shouldn't
rule the life of kids.
It's like they treat
children like--
like children, you know?
Ooh, ha ha. Close.
My turn.
- Hey, Pee-wee.
- Hey, Tito,
meet our new
friend, Roger.
Roger, Tito.
Tito, Roger.
Pleased to meet you.
Yeah, likewise.
Listen, do you swim, Roger?
No, I'm scared
of the water.
Come on, I could
get you over that.
Why don't you
stop by the pool
for a swim
lesson sometime?
Thanks for
the invitation, Tito.
[doorbell chimes]
I'll get it!
I'm going door-to-door
to-- aah!
Aah! Salesman! Salesman!
[telephone ringing]
I'll get it!
[telephone ringing]
Pee-wee's Playhouse,
Pee-wee speaking.
Raa!
Rikka mikka
rikka makka iyay!
Roger, it's for you.
I think it's your mom.
Hello, Mommy.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you were
worried about me.
I should've told you
where I was going.
Blaghagh!
She said the secret word.
Okay, I'll be right home.
All right, I'll ask him.
Bye.
I've got to go home
now, Pee-wee.
But my family
would be honored
to have you for dinner.
Have me for dinner!
[both laughing]
No, we're not
going to have you
for dinner, Pee-wee.
We're going
to have spaghetti.
Hmm, psketti.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'd be happy to be
your guest, Roger.
In fact, I'll give you
a lift home on my scooter.
Gee, thanks!
Ha ha ha ha.
[creaking]
Good-bye, everybody.
Ha ha.
[Mrs. Steve] Pee-wee,
I just came to tell you--
Hi, Mrs. Steve.
Oh!
Look!
[alarm, screaming]
Aah!