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[monkeys gibbering]

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[birds chirping]

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[jungle birds calling]

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[birds chirping]

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[rooster crowing]

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[chuckles]

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[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.

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♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

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♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho

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Huh-huh-huh ♪

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♪ Come on in ♪

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- ♪ And pull yourself

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Up a chair

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- Like Chairry! ♪

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♪ Let the fun begin

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It's time

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To let down your hair ♪

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♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪

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- ♪'Cause all his friends

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have been invited

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- That's you! ♪

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♪ To go wacky

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At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪

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- ♪ Coming from Puppetland

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- What's that? ♪

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♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat

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Chicky Baby

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Are the Puppet Band ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ He's got a couple

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Of talking fish and a genie

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Who'll grant a wish ♪

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♪ Golly, it's cuckoo

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At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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♪ Globey's spinning

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Mr. Window's grinning ♪

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- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by

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- Hello! ♪

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♪ The flowers are singing

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The picture phone is ringing ♪

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♪ And the dinosaur family

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Goes, "Hi!" ♪

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♪ Mr. Kite's soaring

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Conky's still snoring there's

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A flashing Magic Screen ♪

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♪ The Cowntess is so classy

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Randy's kind of sassy ♪

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♪ A nuttier establishment

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You've never seen! ♪

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♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪

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- ♪ And you'll see

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What we mean!

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- Come on! ♪

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♪ Get out of bed ♪

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- ♪ There'll be no more napping

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- Wake up! ♪

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♪ 'Cause you've landed

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In a place

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Where anything can happen ♪

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♪ Now we've given

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You fair warning ♪

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♪ It's gonna be

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That kind of morning ♪

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♪ For being wacky! ♪

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♪ For getting nutty! ♪

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♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪

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♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪

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[chuckles]

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I wonder what's going on

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over at my toy shelf?

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Ha, ha.

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[upbeat music playing]

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How's my favorite ant farm?

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[upbeat music playing]

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[whirring]

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Ha ha!

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Ha ha!

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R-r-r-ready to

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a-a-a-assist you, P-pee-wee.

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Morning, Conky.

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What's today's

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secret word?

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Today's secret word is,

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"good."

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Ha ha!

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Now you all know what to do

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whenever anybody says

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the secret word, right?

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[all] Scream!

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That's right.

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For the rest of the day,

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if anybody says

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the secret word,

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scream real loud.

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Ready? Let's try it.

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Ha ha!

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[jazz music playing]

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Hi, guys.

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What are you doing?

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Cool Cat's pounding

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out the beat.

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And we're responding

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with our feet.

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Like they're dancing, man.

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I can dig it.

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Hey, let me try rhyming.

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Cool.

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I'd talk like you do,

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if I could.

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Go on, Pee-wee,

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you're doing good.

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[all screaming]

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A great big scream

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is what we heard.

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I must've said

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the secret word.

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This rhyming's fun.

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I agree.

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But now it's time

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to play with me.

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Hey, Magic Screen,

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that was really good.

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[all screaming]

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Okay, Magic Screen,

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it's time to play

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connect the dots.

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- Ready?

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- Ready.

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Okay.

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[peppy music playing]

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♪ Connect the dots

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La la la la ♪

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♪ Connect the dots

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La la la la la ♪

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Hey, it looks

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like a helicopter,

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but where's the propellers?

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Ha ha!

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Liftoff.

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Boy, flying a helicopter

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sure has its ups and downs.

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Help! Help!

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Pee-wee to the rescue.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Thanks a lot, buddy.

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Don't mention it.

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Hey, there's my playhouse.

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That's where I get off.

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Geronimo!

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Chairry, you're all damp.

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I was out in the pool.

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Tito's teaching me

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to float.

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Yeah, Chairry's

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doing really good.

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[all screaming]

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Hey, Cowboy Curtis

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is coming, Pee-wee.

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Cowboy Curtis is coming.

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Cowboy Curtis!

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Yippee-ay-oh!

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Howdy, partner.

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- Howdy.

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- Boy, after a long day

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out on the range,

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I tell you, this playhouse

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sure does looks good.

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[all screaming]

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Hey, little doggie.

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Hey, Cowboy Curtis,

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did you just

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come from church?

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No.

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Then why are your boots

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so holey?

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[both laughing]

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Yeah, they do look

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a mite poorly,

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don't they, Pee-wee?

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You know, I sure do wish

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I had a new pair of boots.

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Wish? Did somebody say "wish?"

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Cowboy Curtis did, Jambi.

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He needs

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a new pair of boots.

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Would it be all right

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if I gave him my wish?

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Sure it would, Pee-wee.

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But you know, you only

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get one wish a day.

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Are you sure

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you want to?

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Yes, I'm sure.

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Doing something

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for someone else

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will make me feel good.

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[all screaming]

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All right, then.

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One pair of cowboy boots

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coming up.

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- What size?

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- Uh...

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Size 12, double E.

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Boy, big feet.

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Well, you know

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what they say.

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No. What?

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Big feet, big boots.

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Ha ha.

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Wild west spirits,

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join in cahoots,

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and give Cowboy Curtis

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a new pair of boots.

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Whoo-wee!

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Oh, these are beauties!

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- Why, thank you, Jambi.

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- You're welcome.

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And thank you, Pee-wee,

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for giving me your wish.

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- You're welcome.

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- Hey, I've got

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something for you, too.

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- Nice piece of foil.

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- Wow! Gee, thanks!

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Just what I need

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for my foil ball.

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I thought you'd like it.

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Every little bit helps.

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You know, it is

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the largest one of

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its kind in existence.

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Let's see how big

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my foil ball is today.

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Ha ha!

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My foil ball!

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It's gone!

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Ha ha! Just kidding.

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[both laughing]

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Ninety-seven, ninety-eight,

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ninety-nine, one hundred!

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Ready or not, here I come.

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You're getting warm.

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Cooler.

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[laughs]

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Now you're getting

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warm again.

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Warmer,

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warmer s-s-s-still.

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[all] Cool.

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Brr. Really cold.

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North pole.

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Boy, that Pee-wee

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sure did pick

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a good place to hide.

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Y-y-you're getting hot.

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Y-y-you're boiling,

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y-y-you're burning up.

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Where is he?

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Oh, I give up.

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Come out,

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come out, Pee-wee,

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wherever you are.

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- I give up.

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- Ha ha ha!

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I'm up here. Ha, ha!

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Catch me.

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Whoo-wee!

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[chuckles]

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You couldn't even

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find me.

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Boy, you hid good.

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[all screaming]

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- [Knucklehead] Knock knock.

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- Knucklehead!

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Ha ha!

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- Knock knock.

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- Who's there?

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- Yah.

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- Yah who?

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Ride 'em, cowboy.

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Yee-haw!

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[all laughing]

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[phone ringing]

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I'll get it. Ha ha!

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Pee-wee's Playhouse.

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Pee-wee speaking.

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Hi, Pee-wee.

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It's Miss Yvonne.

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Um, is Cowboy Curtis there?

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Yeah, he's here.

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- Can I speak to him?

294
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,600
- I don't know. Can you?

295
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,233
[chuckles]

296
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,166
Hold on. I'll get him.

297
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,300
Cowboy Curtis! Picture phone!

298
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,567
Thanks, Pee-wee.

299
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,834
Hi, Cowboy Curtis.

300
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,834
It's Miss Yvonne.

301
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,333
Howdy, ma'am.

302
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:40,934
Curtis, I had

303
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:40,934
a wonderful idea.

304
00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,600
Well, congratulations,

305
00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,600
Miss Yvonne.

306
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:45,300
Thank you for calling.

307
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,100
No. Wait, Curtis.

308
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:49,133
You haven't heard my idea yet.

309
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,333
I'd like to go out

310
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,333
to dinner with you.

311
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:58,000
You're asking me out

312
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:58,000
for a date, Miss Yvonne?

313
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,467
Why, yes, I am.

314
00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,800
Whoo-hoo-wee!

315
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,233
[chuckles]

316
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,300
If that don't beat all.

317
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,867
I mean, a woman asking

318
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,867
a man out on a date.

319
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,200
Well, Curtis,

320
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,200
what do you think?

321
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,166
Just a minute, Miss Yvonne.

322
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,400
She asked me out on a date,

323
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,400
what should I say?

324
00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:23,900
Say, "yes."

325
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,066
Yes.

326
00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:30,934
Great. Pick me up at 8:00.

327
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,400
I'll be the beautiful woman

328
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,400
standing outside

329
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:34,400
in front of my house.

330
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,200
See you then.

331
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,734
- Bye.

332
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,734
- Bye.

333
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,734
Oh!

334
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:46,900
Oh, I sure do have

335
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:46,900
a big problem

336
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:46,900
now, Pee-wee.

337
00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:49,066
What do you mean?

338
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:52,266
I ain't never been out

339
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:52,266
with a woman as fancy

340
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:52,266
as Miss Yvonne before.

341
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,100
I'm afraid I won't know

342
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,100
how to act or how to behave.

343
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,700
Moo-hoo, Pee-wee.

344
00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,700
I just stopped by

345
00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,700
to return your percolator.

346
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:01,400
- Got a moment to chew the cud?

347
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:01,400
- Not right now, Cowntess.

348
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:04,233
Cowboy Curtis has a date

349
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:04,233
with Miss Yvonne,

350
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:04,233
and he's nervous.

351
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,667
Moo, dating dilemma.

352
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,667
My specialty.

353
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,467
What seems to be

354
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,467
the problem, Curtis?

355
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:13,100
Well, just, I'm afraid

356
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:13,100
I won't know how to act.

357
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,166
Hmm, that problem seems

358
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,166
easy enough to solve.

359
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,066
Let's review the do's

360
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,066
and don'ts of dating.

361
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,066
Pee-wee,

362
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,066
you be Miss Yvonne.

363
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,333
No way.

364
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,333
I'm not gonna be a girl.

365
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,934
You want to help

366
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,934
your friend, don't you?

367
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:28,967
Come on, Pee-wee,

368
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:28,967
you just got to help me.

369
00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,734
- Please?

370
00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,734
- Okay.

371
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,667
Have some fun with it.

372
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:37,834
All right, Curtis,

373
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:37,834
the first thing you do

374
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:37,834
is greet your date.

375
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:44,400
Howdy! I mean,

376
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:44,400
how do you do,

377
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:44,400
Miss Yvonne?

378
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,734
Ow.

379
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,667
Gently, gently.

380
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,500
Now, say something nice.

381
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,767
- Like what?

382
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,767
- Give her a compliment.

383
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,066
Tell her

384
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,066
how lovely she looks.

385
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,900
Boy, you sure do look

386
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,900
mighty pretty,

387
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,900
Miss Yvonne.

388
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,633
Thank you, Curtis.

389
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,700
Moo-velous.

390
00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:10,066
During dinner, you'll

391
00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:10,066
want to engage your date

392
00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:10,066
in conversation.

393
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,200
Go ahead. Try it.

394
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,200
Talk about

395
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,200
something you like.

396
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:22,633
You know, Miss Yvonne,

397
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:22,633
I love the outdoors.

398
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:26,300
I mean, riding the range,

399
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,834
camping out at night

400
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,834
under a starry sky,

401
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,633
hearing the owls

402
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,633
hootin' off the distance,

403
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,934
and the coyotes

404
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,934
howlin' at the moon.

405
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:38,233
Mmm, that was

406
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:38,233
lovely, Curtis.

407
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:41,066
Now, get your date

408
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:41,066
to talk about herself.

409
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,233
What do you like,

410
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,233
Miss Yvonne?

411
00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:48,066
Well, I like lipstick,

412
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:52,066
hair spray, perfume, dresses

413
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:55,500
and frilly little

414
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:55,500
lacy things. Ha ha!

415
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,767
Very good.

416
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,133
[all screaming]

417
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,133
Well, that brings us

418
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,133
to the end

419
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,133
of the evening, Curtis.

420
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,367
What would you say

421
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,367
at your date's door?

422
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,367
I had a wonderful time,

423
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,367
Miss Yvonne,

424
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,867
and thank you for inviting me.

425
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,834
You're welcome. I had

426
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,834
a wonderful time, too.

427
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800
Can I see you

428
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800
again sometime?

429
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,967
Hmm, okay.

430
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,333
Please, we've had

431
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,333
such a lovely time.

432
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,166
Let's not spoil it.

433
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,533
Okay, game's over! That's it.

434
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,066
Well, you seem ready

435
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,066
for your date, Curtis.

436
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,867
Just remember,

437
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,867
the most important thing

438
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,867
is be yourself.

439
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,567
Yee-hah!

440
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,133
Thank you, Cowntess,

441
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,133
and thank you, Pee-wee.

442
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,233
You're welcome.

443
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,500
[tires screeching]

444
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:48,900
[horn honking]

445
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,266
- Hi, Dixie. Hi, King.

446
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,266
How's it going?

447
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,266
- Pretty good.

448
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,800
[all screaming]

449
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:11,367
Let the cartoon begin.

450
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,834
[upbeat music playing]

451
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,900
Hiya, Teacher.

452
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:30,467
Now, boys and girls,

453
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:30,467
this being

454
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:30,467
the last day of school,

455
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,533
we are going to have

456
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,533
a little entertainment.

457
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,066
♪ Mary Had a Little Lamb ♪

458
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,900
♪ It's fleece

459
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,900
Was white as snow ♪

460
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,567
♪ And everywhere

461
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,567
That Mary went ♪

462
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:48,300
♪ The lamb was sure to ♪

463
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,066
♪ Go ♪

464
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,600
[cheering]

465
00:15:56,266 --> 00:16:00,300
And now

466
00:15:56,266 --> 00:16:00,300
we will have Little Percy.

467
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,066
[melodious music playing]

468
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,667
[all] Whoo!

469
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:23,700
Bonjour, everybody!

470
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,367
That means "hello" in French.

471
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,867
Today for snack time,

472
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,867
we're gonna be making

473
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,867
french toast.

474
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,900
Now, we're going to be

475
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,900
making this on the stove,

476
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:37,100
so if you decide

477
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:37,100
to follow

478
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:37,100
this recipe at home,

479
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,767
be sure to ask

480
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,767
your parents or someone

481
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,767
older than you to help.

482
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,900
Chef Conky will be

483
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,900
assisting me.

484
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,834
Oui, oui, Pee-wee.

485
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,600
That means

486
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,600
"yes, yes" in French.

487
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,400
What ingredients

488
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,400
do we need, Conky?

489
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,433
Eggs, b-b-read,

490
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,433
and milk.

491
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,967
Oh, yeah.

492
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,934
It helps if the bread

493
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,934
is just a little bit dry.

494
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,867
[chuckles]

495
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,066
[polka music playing]

496
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,567
[cheering]

497
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,600
First, Pee-wee's

498
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,600
b-breaking t-t-two eggs...

499
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,066
...into a bowl

500
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:45,100
and adding

501
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:45,100
a half cup of milk.

502
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,867
How do we know

503
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,867
it's a half cup?

504
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,367
Look on the side, Pee-wee.

505
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:51,367
It's a measuring cup.

506
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,066
Oh! Ha ha.

507
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,066
How silly of me.

508
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:04,500
Would you like me to

509
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:04,500
mix it for you, Pee-wee?

510
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,800
Merci, Conky.

511
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,500
That means "thank you."

512
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,533
While you stir that,

513
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,533
Conky, I'm going to

514
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,533
put the butter in the pan

515
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,300
and turn on the stove.

516
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:31,233
Now, the moment we've

517
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:31,233
all been waiting for.

518
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:36,100
We're going to turn

519
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:36,100
this ordinary

520
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:36,100
dried-up bread...

521
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:38,900
...into french toast.

522
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:44,467
Just take the bread

523
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:44,467
and dip into the mix.

524
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:49,533
Make sure that

525
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:49,533
both sides of the bread

526
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:49,533
get covered real good.

527
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:53,166
[all screaming]

528
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,066
Now, we cook it,

529
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,066
right, Conky?

530
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,800
Oui, oui, Pee-wee.

531
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,433
Voila!  French toast!

532
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,233
[doorbell rings]

533
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:16,900
I'm going door-to-door

534
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:16,900
to make you

535
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:16,900
this incredible offer...

536
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:19,333
Aah!

537
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,600
Salesmen!

538
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,767
[laughing]

539
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:26,934
What is it, Dirty Dog?

540
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,633
The dinosaur family's

541
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,633
showing a movie.

542
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,233
It's about their vacation.

543
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,233
Sure looks groovy.

544
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,400
Let me look.

545
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,066
[upbeat music playing]

546
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,934
[whirring]

547
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,066
Oh!

548
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:56,567
Ah!

549
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,166
[camera clicking]

550
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,500
[all laughing]

551
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,433
Hey! Look, an old sock!

552
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,433
You know what you can do

553
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,433
with an old sock,

554
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,433
don't you, boys and girls?

555
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,900
Right! Make a sock puppet!

556
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:23,567
Look. Put the sock

557
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:23,567
on your hand like this.

558
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,767
♪ La la la la ♪

559
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,400
I can't see! Ha ha.

560
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,934
It needs some eyes.

561
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,567
[humming]

562
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,400
Hello, everyone.

563
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,767
You can pretend that

564
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,767
your sock puppet is

565
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,767
a monster trying to get you.

566
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,100
[screaming]

567
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,834
Monster, what do you want?

568
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:55,500
I want to see a Penny cartoon.

569
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,800
Hey, that sounds

570
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,800
really good!

571
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,700
[all screaming]

572
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,667
Hello, my name is Penny.

573
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,066
Well, see,

574
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,066
there's these bunch of boys...

575
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:22,633
...and they get

576
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:22,633
their attention by like

577
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:22,633
by giggling and laughing.

578
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,600
I think boys are

579
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,600
less mature than girls.

580
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,533
I think

581
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,533
they grow their maturity

582
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,533
slower than girls.

583
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,934
[wailing]

584
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,066
I know this boy

585
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,066
named Alan.

586
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,233
He's really, like, weird.

587
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:37,066
He's 10 now,

588
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:37,066
and he's really...

589
00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:38,166
Um, weird,

590
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,333
And I don't want to be

591
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,333
in his class again,

592
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,433
you know,

593
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,433
because he's, like...

594
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,433
He's like...

595
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,900
He'd drive you crazy.

596
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,900
You know what I'm saying?

597
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,367
He cries if he loses

598
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,367
in his kickball team.

599
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,600
He cries.

600
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,233
[crying]

601
00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,600
And he says, um...

602
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,400
My IQ's

603
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,400
200 and something.

604
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:58,600
I say, "Alan,

605
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:58,600
nobody's IQ

606
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:58,600
is 200 and something."

607
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,633
And he, like,

608
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,633
he tries to kill himself.

609
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,533
One day, he tried to

610
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,533
kill himself because he got

611
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,533
kicked out of the game.

612
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:04,934
You're out.

613
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,900
[Penny] This boy is crazy.

614
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,800
And he has a crush on me

615
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,800
and he has a crush on Maeve,

616
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,800
I think.

617
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,266
[giggling]

618
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:15,066
Oh! We're back! Ha ha.

619
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,467
All set, Pee-wee!

620
00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,967
[screaming]

621
00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:28,300
C-c-conky to the rescue!

622
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:38,700
- Thanks, Conky.

623
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:38,700
- You're welcome, Pee-wee.

624
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:42,200
- Want to see a new dance?

625
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:42,200
- Sure.

626
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:46,367
I call it the Conky.

627
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,300
[hip hop music playing]

628
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,800
[squeak]

629
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:25,300
[creaking]

630
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,667
Well, we're out of time.

631
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:33,967
I sure had a lot of fun,

632
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:33,967
and I'll see you all real soon.

633
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:36,400
Till then, everybody be good!

634
00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:39,533
[all screaming]

635
00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,300
[all laughing]