[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
I wonder what's going on
over at my toy shelf?
Ha, ha.
[upbeat music playing]
How's my favorite ant farm?
[upbeat music playing]
[whirring]
Ha ha!
R-r-r-ready to
a-a-a-assist you, P-pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
Today's secret word is,
"good."
Ha ha!
Now you all know what to do
whenever anybody says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
if anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Ha ha!
[jazz music playing]
Hi, guys.
What are you doing?
Cool Cat's pounding
out the beat.
And we're responding
with our feet.
Like they're dancing, man.
I can dig it.
Hey, let me try rhyming.
Cool.
I'd talk like you do,
if I could.
Go on, Pee-wee,
you're doing good.
[all screaming]
A great big scream
is what we heard.
I must've said
the secret word.
This rhyming's fun.
I agree.
But now it's time
to play with me.
Hey, Magic Screen,
that was really good.
[all screaming]
Okay, Magic Screen,
it's time to play
connect the dots.
- Ready?
- Ready.
Okay.
[peppy music playing]
♪ Connect the dots
La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots
La la la la la ♪
Hey, it looks
like a helicopter,
but where's the propellers?
Ha ha!
Liftoff.
Boy, flying a helicopter
sure has its ups and downs.
Help! Help!
Pee-wee to the rescue.
Come on.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Don't mention it.
Hey, there's my playhouse.
That's where I get off.
Geronimo!
Chairry, you're all damp.
I was out in the pool.
Tito's teaching me
to float.
Yeah, Chairry's
doing really good.
[all screaming]
Hey, Cowboy Curtis
is coming, Pee-wee.
Cowboy Curtis is coming.
Cowboy Curtis!
Yippee-ay-oh!
Howdy, partner.
- Howdy.
- Boy, after a long day
out on the range,
I tell you, this playhouse
sure does looks good.
[all screaming]
Hey, little doggie.
Hey, Cowboy Curtis,
did you just
come from church?
No.
Then why are your boots
so holey?
[both laughing]
Yeah, they do look
a mite poorly,
don't they, Pee-wee?
You know, I sure do wish
I had a new pair of boots.
Wish? Did somebody say "wish?"
Cowboy Curtis did, Jambi.
He needs
a new pair of boots.
Would it be all right
if I gave him my wish?
Sure it would, Pee-wee.
But you know, you only
get one wish a day.
Are you sure
you want to?
Yes, I'm sure.
Doing something
for someone else
will make me feel good.
[all screaming]
All right, then.
One pair of cowboy boots
coming up.
- What size?
- Uh...
Size 12, double E.
Boy, big feet.
Well, you know
what they say.
No. What?
Big feet, big boots.
Ha ha.
Wild west spirits,
join in cahoots,
and give Cowboy Curtis
a new pair of boots.
Whoo-wee!
Oh, these are beauties!
- Why, thank you, Jambi.
- You're welcome.
And thank you, Pee-wee,
for giving me your wish.
- You're welcome.
- Hey, I've got
something for you, too.
- Nice piece of foil.
- Wow! Gee, thanks!
Just what I need
for my foil ball.
I thought you'd like it.
Every little bit helps.
You know, it is
the largest one of
its kind in existence.
Let's see how big
my foil ball is today.
Ha ha!
My foil ball!
It's gone!
Ha ha! Just kidding.
[both laughing]
Ninety-seven, ninety-eight,
ninety-nine, one hundred!
Ready or not, here I come.
You're getting warm.
Cooler.
[laughs]
Now you're getting
warm again.
Warmer,
warmer s-s-s-still.
[all] Cool.
Brr. Really cold.
North pole.
Boy, that Pee-wee
sure did pick
a good place to hide.
Y-y-you're getting hot.
Y-y-you're boiling,
y-y-you're burning up.
Where is he?
Oh, I give up.
Come out,
come out, Pee-wee,
wherever you are.
- I give up.
- Ha ha ha!
I'm up here. Ha, ha!
Catch me.
Whoo-wee!
[chuckles]
You couldn't even
find me.
Boy, you hid good.
[all screaming]
- [Knucklehead] Knock knock.
- Knucklehead!
Ha ha!
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Yah.
- Yah who?
Ride 'em, cowboy.
Yee-haw!
[all laughing]
[phone ringing]
I'll get it. Ha ha!
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Hi, Pee-wee.
It's Miss Yvonne.
Um, is Cowboy Curtis there?
Yeah, he's here.
- Can I speak to him?
- I don't know. Can you?
[chuckles]
Hold on. I'll get him.
Cowboy Curtis! Picture phone!
Thanks, Pee-wee.
Hi, Cowboy Curtis.
It's Miss Yvonne.
Howdy, ma'am.
Curtis, I had
a wonderful idea.
Well, congratulations,
Miss Yvonne.
Thank you for calling.
No. Wait, Curtis.
You haven't heard my idea yet.
I'd like to go out
to dinner with you.
You're asking me out
for a date, Miss Yvonne?
Why, yes, I am.
Whoo-hoo-wee!
[chuckles]
If that don't beat all.
I mean, a woman asking
a man out on a date.
Well, Curtis,
what do you think?
Just a minute, Miss Yvonne.
She asked me out on a date,
what should I say?
Say, "yes."
Yes.
Great. Pick me up at 8:00.
I'll be the beautiful woman
standing outside
in front of my house.
See you then.
- Bye.
Oh!
Oh, I sure do have
a big problem
now, Pee-wee.
What do you mean?
I ain't never been out
with a woman as fancy
as Miss Yvonne before.
I'm afraid I won't know
how to act or how to behave.
Moo-hoo, Pee-wee.
I just stopped by
to return your percolator.
- Got a moment to chew the cud?
- Not right now, Cowntess.
Cowboy Curtis has a date
with Miss Yvonne,
and he's nervous.
Moo, dating dilemma.
My specialty.
What seems to be
the problem, Curtis?
Well, just, I'm afraid
I won't know how to act.
Hmm, that problem seems
easy enough to solve.
Let's review the do's
and don'ts of dating.
Pee-wee,
you be Miss Yvonne.
No way.
I'm not gonna be a girl.
You want to help
your friend, don't you?
Come on, Pee-wee,
you just got to help me.
- Please?
- Okay.
Have some fun with it.
All right, Curtis,
the first thing you do
is greet your date.
Howdy! I mean,
how do you do,
Miss Yvonne?
Ow.
Gently, gently.
Now, say something nice.
- Like what?
- Give her a compliment.
Tell her
how lovely she looks.
Boy, you sure do look
mighty pretty,
Miss Yvonne.
Thank you, Curtis.
Moo-velous.
During dinner, you'll
want to engage your date
in conversation.
Go ahead. Try it.
Talk about
something you like.
You know, Miss Yvonne,
I love the outdoors.
I mean, riding the range,
camping out at night
under a starry sky,
hearing the owls
hootin' off the distance,
and the coyotes
howlin' at the moon.
Mmm, that was
lovely, Curtis.
Now, get your date
to talk about herself.
What do you like,
Miss Yvonne?
Well, I like lipstick,
hair spray, perfume, dresses
and frilly little
lacy things. Ha ha!
Very good.
[all screaming]
Well, that brings us
to the end
of the evening, Curtis.
What would you say
at your date's door?
I had a wonderful time,
Miss Yvonne,
and thank you for inviting me.
You're welcome. I had
a wonderful time, too.
Can I see you
again sometime?
Hmm, okay.
Please, we've had
such a lovely time.
Let's not spoil it.
Okay, game's over! That's it.
Well, you seem ready
for your date, Curtis.
Just remember,
the most important thing
is be yourself.
Yee-hah!
Thank you, Cowntess,
and thank you, Pee-wee.
You're welcome.
[tires screeching]
[horn honking]
- Hi, Dixie. Hi, King.
How's it going?
- Pretty good.
[all screaming]
Let the cartoon begin.
[upbeat music playing]
Hiya, Teacher.
Now, boys and girls,
this being
the last day of school,
we are going to have
a little entertainment.
♪ Mary Had a Little Lamb ♪
♪ It's fleece
Was white as snow ♪
♪ And everywhere
That Mary went ♪
♪ The lamb was sure to ♪
♪ Go ♪
[cheering]
And now
we will have Little Percy.
[melodious music playing]
[all] Whoo!
Bonjour, everybody!
That means "hello" in French.
Today for snack time,
we're gonna be making
french toast.
Now, we're going to be
making this on the stove,
so if you decide
to follow
this recipe at home,
be sure to ask
your parents or someone
older than you to help.
Chef Conky will be
assisting me.
Oui, oui, Pee-wee.
That means
"yes, yes" in French.
What ingredients
do we need, Conky?
Eggs, b-b-read,
and milk.
Oh, yeah.
It helps if the bread
is just a little bit dry.
[chuckles]
[polka music playing]
[cheering]
First, Pee-wee's
b-breaking t-t-two eggs...
...into a bowl
and adding
a half cup of milk.
How do we know
it's a half cup?
Look on the side, Pee-wee.
It's a measuring cup.
Oh! Ha ha.
How silly of me.
Would you like me to
mix it for you, Pee-wee?
Merci, Conky.
That means "thank you."
While you stir that,
Conky, I'm going to
put the butter in the pan
and turn on the stove.
Now, the moment we've
all been waiting for.
We're going to turn
this ordinary
dried-up bread...
...into french toast.
Just take the bread
and dip into the mix.
Make sure that
both sides of the bread
get covered real good.
[all screaming]
Now, we cook it,
right, Conky?
Oui, oui, Pee-wee.
Voila! French toast!
[doorbell rings]
I'm going door-to-door
to make you
this incredible offer...
Aah!
Salesmen!
[laughing]
What is it, Dirty Dog?
The dinosaur family's
showing a movie.
It's about their vacation.
Sure looks groovy.
Let me look.
[upbeat music playing]
[whirring]
Oh!
Ah!
[camera clicking]
[all laughing]
Hey! Look, an old sock!
You know what you can do
with an old sock,
don't you, boys and girls?
Right! Make a sock puppet!
Look. Put the sock
on your hand like this.
♪ La la la la ♪
I can't see! Ha ha.
It needs some eyes.
[humming]
Hello, everyone.
You can pretend that
your sock puppet is
a monster trying to get you.
[screaming]
Monster, what do you want?
I want to see a Penny cartoon.
Hey, that sounds
really good!
[all screaming]
Hello, my name is Penny.
Well, see,
there's these bunch of boys...
...and they get
their attention by like
by giggling and laughing.
I think boys are
less mature than girls.
I think
they grow their maturity
slower than girls.
[wailing]
I know this boy
named Alan.
He's really, like, weird.
He's 10 now,
and he's really...
Um, weird,
And I don't want to be
in his class again,
you know,
because he's, like...
He's like...
He'd drive you crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
He cries if he loses
in his kickball team.
He cries.
[crying]
And he says, um...
My IQ's
200 and something.
I say, "Alan,
nobody's IQ
is 200 and something."
And he, like,
he tries to kill himself.
One day, he tried to
kill himself because he got
kicked out of the game.
You're out.
[Penny] This boy is crazy.
And he has a crush on me
and he has a crush on Maeve,
I think.
[giggling]
Oh! We're back! Ha ha.
All set, Pee-wee!
[screaming]
C-c-conky to the rescue!
- Thanks, Conky.
- You're welcome, Pee-wee.
- Want to see a new dance?
- Sure.
I call it the Conky.
[hip hop music playing]
[squeak]
[creaking]
Well, we're out of time.
I sure had a lot of fun,
and I'll see you all real soon.
Till then, everybody be good!
[all screaming]
[all laughing]