[jungle birds calling]
[crunching]
[thud]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Come on in
- ♪ And pull yourself
up a chair
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time to let down
your hair
♪ Pee-wee's so excited
- ♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you!
♪ To go wacky
at Pee-wee's Playhouse
♪ There's a crazy rhythm
- ♪ Coming down
from Puppetland
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby
are the puppet band
Yeah!
♪ He's got
a couple of talking fish
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse!
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello!
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing
♪ And the dinosaur family
goes, "Hi!"
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still snoring
♪ There's the flashing
Magic Screen
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kinda sassy
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen!
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee
- ♪ And you'll see
what we mean!
- Come on!
♪ Get out of bed
♪ There'll be no more napping
Wake up!
♪ 'Cause you've
anded in a place
Where anything can happen
♪ Now we've given you
fair warning
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning
♪ For being wacky!
♪ For getting nutty!
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo!
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[laughing]
[whirring]
Oops!
[crash]
[stutters]
Ready to assist you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's secret word?
Today's secret word is "there."
Now, I don't have
to remind you what we do
when anybody says
the secret word, do I?
No, Pee-wee.
Good. I didn't think so.
What do we do?
[all] Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
whenever anybody says
the secret word
scream real loud.
[chuckles]
Ready? Let's try it.
[chuckles]
[knocks]
Who's there?
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
Oh, you and that secret word.
I swear.
[laughs]
Hey, Pee-wee,
Reba the mail lady's coming.
Yippee!
It's mail time.
I get more letters
than anybody I know.
I'm sure Reba will have bundles
and bundles for me today.
- Hi, Reba.
- Hi, there.
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
Let me guess. I said
the secret word, right?
No. Secret word's
not "right."
It's "there."
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
This has to be
the most twisted address
on my route, Pee-wee.
Why,
thank you, Reba.
So, any mail
for me today?
Let me see.
Here's a letter
for Magic Screen.
Thank you, Reba.
Oh! It's from my cousin,
Movie Screen.
Here's one
for Pterridactyl.
Look! It's a letter
from my grandma.
I hope she put
a dollar in it.
She did put a dollar in it.
I love my grandma.
And here's
a little package
for the Dinosaur family.
Hm, looks like
a free sample.
Could I deliver it
for you? Could I?
Sure,
you can be Reba's helper.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Uh-oh.
Hm?
[laughing]
[growling]
[chuckles]
And...
...here's one
for you, Chairry.
Thank you, Reba.
Ooh, this looks personal.
Just slip it
under my cushion.
I'll read it later.
[laughing]
What about me,
what about me?
Where's my mail?
I'm sorry, Pee-wee,
but that's all the mail
I have.
What? That can't be.
There must be
some mistake.
Something must be
terribly wrong!
I always get mail
except Sundays
and holidays.
Well, let me
take another look.
Let me see.
Let me see... Nope.
Oh, here we go,
here we go,
here's something.
I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
Here you go.
It's a letter
for Mr. Kite.
- Say ah, Mr. Window.
- Ah.
Here's a letter
for you, Mr. Kite!
Oh, air mail.
Thanks, baby.
Oh, why don't you
float on up
and see me sometime?
Everybody got mail
except me.
There, there.
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
I just don't get it.
How come I didn't get
any letters?
Well, I don't know,
Pee-wee.
Have you written
to anyone lately?
No.
Well, goodness,
Pee-wee, that's why.
You have to write letters
to get letters.
Why, everyone
knows that.
Of course! I know!
I'll write a letter
right now!
[chuckles]
Think you got
a big enough
pencil there?
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
- Bye-bye, Pee-wee.
- Bye, Reba, see you later.
[chuckles]
Let's see.
Who can I write a letter to?
Mm, I know. I'll write
a letter to Captain Carl.
"Dear Captain Carl,
Hi, how are you?
I am fine.
What's new?
How is your boat?
I hope it is fine.
Well, got to go now.
Your pal, Pee-wee.
PS: Please write back soon."
Ow!
I better go put this
in the mail right away.
Maybe I can catch Reba.
Hey, Reba!
Reba!
Hi, Captain Carl.
Re...
- Captain Carl!
- Ahoy, Pee-wee!
What've you got there?
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
[laughing]
I didn't get
any mail today.
So, I wrote you a letter
so you'd write me back.
Well, why don't you
just give it to me, Pee-wee?
Okay, but will you
still write me back?
- Sure, I will!
- Okay.
Did you bring me anything?
Well, if you calm down
for a second,
I'll show you.
Wow! A telescope!
- For me?
- It's for you, Pee-wee.
Wow, thanks!
Now I'll have to write you
a thank you note.
Does that mean
I gotta write you
a you're welcome note?
Yeah. Then I'll write you
another letter saying
that I got your
you're welcome letter.
Then you can write me
another letter,
saying that you got
that one and then...
Why don't you
just look through
the telescope?
Okay.
[chuckles]
Wow!
Ooh!
Arrr!
[chuckles]
Cool! Thanks!
You're welcome.
Well, I've gotta go,
Pee-wee.
But you just got here!
I'm sorry, Pee-wee,
but I've got a date
with a mermaid
and I got to have her back
by high tide.
Put her there!
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
- I love the secret word!
- Why don't you marry it?
[laughs]
[Knucklehead] Knock, knock.
It's Knucklehead!
[chuckles]
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Avenue.
- Avenue who?
Avenue heard?
It's time to take a break!
[both laughing]
Ooh!
[Mrs. Steve] Randy?
[snickers]
Come back here, Randy.
Where are you,
you little apple thief?
I know
you're here somewhere.
Hi, Mrs. Steve.
Don't "hi" me,
Pee-wee Herman.
I have a bone
to pick with you.
Where is that little
so and so?
Where are you
hiding him?
Who?
You know who.
Randy, that's who.
He's been stealing
my apples again.
Randy!
Where are you?
[burps]
He's under there!
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
Come out here,
you little chickens.
- Give me back my apples!
- No.
All right then. Ha!
You asked for it.
[Randy] Get her off of me!
Get her off of me!
♪ You're going to
get in trouble
♪ You're going
to get in trouble ♪
Stool pigeon.
♪ Bleh bleh bleh bleh
bleh bleh ♪
Randy, did you steal
Mrs. Steve's apples?
No,
I didn't steal 'em.
You did so, I saw you
with my own two eyes.
- Did not.
- Did so!
- Did not.
- Did so!
- Did not.
- Did so!
[screams]
Randy, if you didn't steal
Mrs. Steve's apples,
then what are these?
I didn't steal 'em,
I just kind of took 'em.
Besides,
what's the big deal?
They were just some
crummy crab apples.
Those crummy crab apples
belong to Mrs. Steve.
You shouldn't steal stuff
that doesn't belong to you.
That's right.
I demand an apology
from you, young man.
Eh...
Go on, Randy,
say you're sorry.
All right. I'm sorry.
Sorry isn't going
to put those apples
back on my tree.
I want you to promise me
you'll never do that again.
I promise, Mrs. Steve.
I had no idea that taking
your delicious apples
was going
to upset you so.
I'm awfully sorry.
Can you ever find it
in your heart
to forgive me?
Please?
Well, I suppose
I can forgive you
this one time.
But if it
ever happens again,
I'm calling the police.
And you'll go to prison
with all the other
apple stealers.
Thank you, Pee-wee.
[snickers]
I had my fingers crossed.
Oh, my stomach hurts.
Gee, I'm sorry
you're not
feeling well, Randy.
We were just going
to have some
delicious apple pie.
[groaning]
[laughs]
Dixie and the King of Cartoons
are coming, Pee-wee.
- Hi, Dixie.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
Oh, boy...
The traffic
is bumper to bumper out there.
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
[plays the trumpet]
Presenting King Cartoon!
Whoa.
Look out!
Whoa!
[crash]
[whirring]
[chuckles]
[melodious music playing]
♪ I'll see you
somewhere in dreamland
♪ Somewhere
in dreamland tonight
♪ Over a bridge
made of moonbeams
♪ The clouds will find
our silver light
♪ Each little star's
with another
♪ Shining a welcome
so bright
♪ Dreams will come true
for me and you
♪ Somewhere
in dreamland tonight
♪ I'll see you
somewhere in dreamland
♪ Somewhere
n dreamland tonight
♪ Dreams will come true
for me and you
♪ Somewhere
n dreamland tonight
[bubbles popping]
[Fish 1] Hi, Pee-wee!
[Fish 2] Why don't you
take a picture?
It'll last longer.
[both fishes laughing]
Boy, that sure
looks like fun.
It is, Pee-wee.
Yeah. Come on in.
The water's fine.
I wish I could.
Wish?
Did somebody say wish?
I did, Jambi!
Well, what madcap magic
may I muster, master?
What did you say?
- What's your wish, dude?
- Oh.
I wish, I wish,
I wish I was a fish.
You want to be a fish?
Yeah,
just for a little while,
just long enough
to get my feet wet.
[chuckles]
All right, then.
Gills and fins
and tails that splish,
make Pee-wee
a temporary fish.
Now, repeat after me
in Jambese.
Mekalaka hi
meka hiney ho.
[both]
Mekalaka hi meka hiney ho.
Mekalaka hi
meka chiney ho.
[both]
Mekalaka hi meka chiney ho.
Hey!
Where did Pee-wee go?
Look. He's over there.
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
Look! I'm a fish!
[chuckles]
♪ La la I'm a fish
♪ La la la I'm a fish
- How am I doing?
- He looks pretty fishy to me.
Yeah, Pee-wee.
You're all wet.
[laughing]
[chuckles]
Boy, being a fish
sure was fun.
Made me hungry, though.
I need a snack.
[chuckles]
Mm.
[laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
One, two, three!
[cheering]
Hey! You know,
some snacks come ready made
by mother nature.
Like a banana.
Mm, banana-y.
[chuckles]
[imitating a monkey]
Hm, I was just thinking,
what should we do next?
Hm. Oh, a fly!
[imitating a fly]
Ew! Ugh!
[chuckles]
Hey! I fooled you!
Look. Four arms!
[chuckles]
I bet you thought
these were my arms.
But they weren't.
They're Tito's.
Hi, everybody.
We were just playing
the hands game.
You can play this
at home with a friend.
See, have your friend
stand like this
and put their arms
behind them,
Then you stick
your arms through,
like this.
[chuckles] Hm.
[whispering]
Now it's time to see...
And now
it's time to see...
[whispers]
...a Penny cartoon.
[clapping]
The city's
full of excitement.
And I like that.
And I went up on the clouds
with a little white dress on
like an angel,
but I wasn't an angel.
Well, they said
that there's no aliens.
But, you know, it's like
that's their opinion.
They're too scientific.
They're...
They don't imagine things.
If you wanted to be
an alien, you can be
an alien on the moon.
It's like, you know,
it just depends
on how you see things.
It's like they could
pick up a rock,
but a rock on the moon
could be an alien.
You know,
because you never know
what form they come in.
Science is fun!
It should be more exciting.
Because they just know
the things that they see
and what they think.
But they don't think
of all the imagining things
that could be,
meaning there could be aliens,
but they're not even noticing.
Bye, Earthling.
[Magic Screen]
Hey, Pee-wee!
Yes, Magic Screen?
Are you ready
to play with me?
I was born
ready to play.
[chuckles]
[video game music playing]
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la
♪ Connect the dots,
la la la la
[chuckles]
I give up, Magic Screen,
what's it supposed to be?
[Magic Screen] It's a tractor.
Oh, a tractor.
[laughs]
Hm.
[chuckles]
What a beautiful farm.
♪ Pee-wee Herman had a farm
♪ E-I- la la la
♪ And on that farm
he had a chick
[chirping]
♪ E-I- la la la
♪ With a chick chick here
and a chick chick here
♪ Here a chick, here a chick
everywhere a chick chick
Ah!
There's chicks everywhere!
Too many chicks!
[screams]
Gotcha!
Thanks, Chairry.
I was scared.
No, Pee-wee,
you were chicken.
[chuckles]
[doorbell rings]
I'll get it!
[chuckles]
I'm going door to door
to make you
this incredible offer!
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Hi, Pterri.
Hello, Pee-wee,
may I ask you
a question?
Sure.
Can I have
something to eat?
I don't know,
can you?
May I have
something to eat?
Yes, you may.
[chuckles]
How would you like
a nice Pterri treat?
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I would like one
very much, thank you.
Okay, sit up.
Now lay down.
But you just
told me to sit up.
Make up your mind,
why don't you?
- Speak!
- Well, what do you
want me to say?
Mm, never mind.
Roll over and play dead.
[groans]
They got me.
Now are you satisfied?
Now can I have
my Pterri treat, please?
Okay.
[chuckles]
Can I have
a Chairry treat?
I want a Globey treat.
I want
a Magic Screen treat.
[stutters]
I want a Conky treat.
We want some flower treats.
Okay, okay!
[squeak]
[creaking]
Boy, time sure flies
when you're having fun.
See you all next time
right here in the Playhouse!
Hope you'll all be there.
[alarms blaring]
[screams]
[end music playing]