[bird calling]
[crunching]
[bird chirping]
[rattling]
[chattering]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckling]
[squeaking]
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
[opening theme song playing]
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
up a chair ♪
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time to let down
your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪ 'Cause all his friends
have been invited ♪
- That's you!
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland ♪
- What's that?
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
Yeah!
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish ♪
♪ And a genie
who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
at Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by ♪
- Hello!
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur
family goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring,
Conky's still snoring,
♪ There's a flashing
Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
you've never seen! ♪
- ♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee
And you'll see what we mean! ♪
- Come on!
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be
no more napping ♪
- Wake up!
♪ Cause you've
landed in a place
where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪♪
[chuckling]
Hi!
[crunch]
Let's say hi to my toys.
Ha ha.
[switch clicks
and machine whirs]
[piano playing]
[humming]
[singing indistinctly]
[humming]
[muttering]
[grunting in disapproval]
[chuckling]
[powering up]
Conky!
- Wait up.
- Whoa.
Whoa.
[robotic sound]
R-r-ready to
assist you, P-Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's secret word?
Today's secret word
is "Okay."
Now, everybody knows
what to do whenever we
hear the secret word, right?
Right?
[all] Scream real loud!
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
if anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Hey, Mr. Window!
How are you today?
Oh, I'm okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
Hey, Pee-wee,
The playhouse gang is coming!
The playhouse
gang is coming!
Great.
- Hi, kids.
- Hi, Pee-wee,
We brought a new friend
with us. Is that okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
Yeah, it's okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
Why is everyone screaming?
It's the secret word, Rusty.
Yeah, you said
the secret word.
Oh, okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
I don't believe we've been
properly introduced.
Pee-wee, Rusty.
Rusty, Pee-wee.
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
Hi, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee, there's nothing to do.
Can we hang out all day?
Mmm. Gee, I don't know.
I had the whole day
really planned out.
[all] Please? Please?
Please, can we?
Please? Please?
- Well...
- [all] Please?
Okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
First thing we're going to do
is I'm going to give you
each a secret name.
- Wow.
- Great.
Cher, for the rest of the day,
your secret name
is going to be Cher-o.
All right!
Opal, your secret name
is Opal-o.
I like that.
My secret name
is Chairry-o.
That's right, Chairry.
Elvis, your secret name
is going to be Elvis-o.
Duh.
I'm awfully sorry, Rusty,
but since you're the newest
member of the gang,
you don't get
a secret name.
[sobbing]
Ha ha. I was just kidding.
Your secret name is Rusty-o.
Okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
And everybody at home,
you say your name now
and add an "O" to it.
That's your secret name
for the rest of the day.
[vacuum cleaner whirring]
What's that noise?
Hmm. I don't know.
Let's go see.
Yeah.
[panicked screaming]
[screaming]
Help!
Help, I'm stuck!
[groaning]
He can't get out!
[all grunting]
[stretching]
Help!
[stretching]
It's no use.
Does anybody
have any ideas?
[screaming]
I wish we could
think of something.
[magical noise]
Wish? Did somebody say wish?
Look! It's Jambi, the genie!
I bet he can help us.
[Elvis] Yeah.
[Pee-wee screaming]
Hiya, kids.
What's the problemo?
Pee-wee's head
is stuck in the mouse hole.
He can't get out.
I always knew
he had a big head.
[Pee-Wee] Jambi, do something!
Okay.
[screaming and bell clanging]
All right, kids,
repeat after me.
Mekka Lekka Hi,
Mekka Hiney Ho.
Mekka Lekka Hi,
Mekka Hiney Ho.
Mekka Lekka Hi,
Mekka Channey Ho.
Mekka Lekka Hi,
Mekka Channey Ho.
Mola Mekka Challa
Mekka Hola Mala Hey.
Mola mekka cha...
M...Ma...Mey...
Good.
[groaning and sighing]
The wish is granted.
Long live Jambi.
[high-pitched voice] Oh, no!
- Yippee!
Pee-wee, are you okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
It's time to play with me.
Oh, boy! Yippee!
[chuckling]
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪♪
Oh, great, Magic Screen. A box.
[Magic Screen] Wait. I'm not
finished yet.
[rumbling]
Oh, it's a crane.
I'm a crane operator.
Hey, you in the crane!
Put that piece of
junk in the crusher.
Yes, sir.
[creaks]
[whirring]
[chuckling]
Hey, that was fun.
[screaming]
Put me down! Put me down!
[screaming]
[Chairry grunting]
Thanks, Chairry.
You're a lifesaver.
You almost knocked
the stuffing out of me.
Okay, Pee-wee, what are these?
Those are flash cards,
Rusty, duh!
Cher-o, quick.
- Eight.
- Good.
Elvis-o, quick.
- Thirteen.
- Good.
- Opal-o, quick.
- Eleven.
Good. Rusty-o, quick.
[makes buzzer sound]
Sorry, too late.
[doorbell chimes
Pop Goes the Weasel]
I'll get it!
I'll get it.
I'm going door-to-door
to make you this--
[screaming]
[salesman] by now,
you're wondering...
[car brakes screeching]
Hey, Pee-wee, Dixie and the king
Of cartoons are coming.
[all] Yay!
[fanfare playing]
[jazzy tune]
♪ Do you wanna sing a song ♪
♪ Yes, we wanna sing a song ♪
♪ Do you wanna sing along ♪
♪ Yes, we wanna sing along ♪
♪ 'Cause the song
we're gonna sing ♪
♪ 'cause the song
we're gonna sing ♪
♪ Is a song about the king ♪
♪ Is a song about the king ♪♪
Introducing the king
of cartoons!
[all] Introducing the king
of cartoons!
Let the cartoon...
...begin.
[peppy music plays]
Hey.
[all laughing]
♪ Smile, darn ya, smile ♪
♪ That dear old bossy ♪
♪ Doesn't want
to move at all ♪
♪ Oh, you should get behind
and try to shove her ♪
[beebopping]
♪ That cow bossy
may be someone's mother ♪
[beebopping]
♪ Make life worthwhile ♪
Hey!
♪ Come on and smile,
darn ya, smile ♪♪
[clucking]
[mooing]
[stifled speech]
The playhouse gang
is drawing my picture.
Pee-wee, quit moving.
So I have to be very,
very still like a statue.
[buzzing]
Pee-wee, quit moving.
I'm getting a big
giant cramp in my neck,
so hurry up, okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
That's it! Time's up!
Crayons down.
Let's see how you did.
[oohing]
Cher-o, that looks really great.
Is that available
in wallet size?
Ha ha.
Hey, yours is really good
too, Elvis-o.
But why did you draw
my head so small?
I drew what you looked like
When Jambi got you
out of the mouse hole.
Remember?
How could I forget?
Hey, Pee-wee, look at mine.
Hey, that's really good too,
Opal-o, and have a nice day.
Here's mine.
Rusty-o, you didn't
draw anything.
Yes, I did. I drew you
in a snowstorm.
These are all so good,
I'm going to put them
on the wall right now.
Okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
[Pee-wee humming]
If you drew my picture at home,
why not send it in to me.
I'd love to see it.
Maybe I can make a scrapbook
out of all of them.
Okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
What do you want to do, Pee-wee?
I don't know.
What do you wanna do?
I don't know. What do
you wanna do, Cher-o?
I don't know. What do
you wanna do, Opal-o?
I don't know. What do
you wanna do, Elvis-o?
I know. Let's play
with your foil ball.
Hmm. Anybody
have any foil?
- No.
Hey, why don't you
go and find some.
Okay!
[screaming and bell clanging]
That ought to keep them
busy for a while.
Pee-wee, we found some foil.
Well...
Let's see how big
my foil ball is today.
[all shouting]
[kids oohing]
[rumbling]
[all] Whoa!
Knock knock!
Mr. Knucklehead!
- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know
you could yodel!
[laughing]
♪ Little old lady who ♪
♪ Little old lady who ♪♪
Hi, boys and girls.
We're going to sing
Frere Jacques.
You can sing along at home.
Just follow
the bouncing Jambi-head.
Jambi.
[singing]
♪ Ding dong ding
Ding dong ding ♪
♪ Ding dong ding
Ding dong ding ♪
- I'm hungry!
- Me too!
Me three!
Let's make a snack.
Walk this way.
Today, we're going to make
grilled cheese sandwiches.
Egg Romeo, Egg Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Egg Romeo?
Hey, how you doing, Ro?
[speaking egg roll]
Oh!
[screaming in horror]
Now, the first thing
you have to do
before making a grilled
cheese sandwich
is to make
a cheese sandwich.
Everybody knows how
to do that, right?
- [all] Right!
- Good.
Rusty, you're supposed
to put the cheese
inside the bread.
Okay!
[screaming and bell clanging]
[giggling]
Now for the grilly part.
We're going to be making
this in a frying pan,
so you might wanna ask
your mom and dad to help.
Now, first thing,
I'm going to put
some butter...
- ...in my frying pan.
- Why?
So the bread doesn't
stick to the pan.
Why?
Because if it does,
then the bread will burn.
Why?
Because you want
the cheese to melt.
Why?
Because we're making
grilled cheese sandwiches.
- Why?
- Because we're hungry.
Why?
Because...
Because why?
Because, that's why!
Now, while our
sandwiches are grilling,
let's see a penny cartoon.
Why?
[giggling]
[coins clink]
[squeaking]
[stretching]
Hello. My name's Penny.
Did you ever hear the song
I don't want to grow up?
Well, it's like you can
grow up to be like a 102,
But you still, like,
you didn't grow up.
It's like you're wrinkled,
and you can't walk
and you're in bed
and you're sick and you're ill.
and in the hospital
from time to time.
[woman] Dr. Robert to Room...
But you're still young
if you want to be.
It's like my friend Olga.
She's still young,
and she's 50 years old.
Like when she's a child
she sucks ice cream pops,
and she runs around,
does antiques,
and has the house
and runs around
in the woods
and has surprise parties,
and then some.
So if you don't want to
be old, you're not.
Whoa! Elvis, you're
spinning me too fast.
I'm dizzy.
Pterri, you're my baby.
No, I don't want to be baby.
Pee-wee, Cher's making
me be a baby.
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
[screaming]
- Help!
- Hey, no fishing!
Boy, this is one of those days
I wish I was a piranha.
Pee-wee, Cher's
making me be a baby.
Hey! Didn't your
mother ever tell you
not to jump
on the furniture?
[Conky] Pee-wee! Pee-Wee!
[blowing whistle]
That's better.
I'd like to have a little
informal chat with you, okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
Now, look, you guys know that
I really like you, right?
Good. Then I'm sure
you'll understand
what I'm about to say.
The playhouse is a place
where we can all play.
But you guys are playing
too loud and too rough.
You can't run around
the playhouse
and scream and jump
on the furniture.
Now you know that you're welcome
to come over
and play anytime
that you want.
But for now,
I think that the best thing
for each of you to do
is to go home
and reflect on what
I've just told you.
They're all gone, Pee-wee.
[screaming]
[all screaming]
Time to go!
[creaking]
Well, bye, boys and girls.
See you next time. Okay?
[screaming and bell clanging]
[screaming]
[skidding]
[end theme music playing]