[monkey gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[boy] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
What's happening, ants?
[upbeat music playing]
[electricity crackling]
Rock 'n' roll! Ha ha!
[whirring]
Ready to assist you,
P-P-Pee-wee.
Good morning, Conky.
What's today's secret word?
Ha ha!
Today's secret word is, "this."
Now, you all remember
what to do
Whenever anybody says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream real loud.
That's right.
For the rest of the day,
if anybody says
the secret word,
scream real loud. Ha ha!
You mean
like this...
[all screaming]
No, Chairry, not like that.
Like this...
[all screaming]
Knock, knock.
Hey, it's Mr. Knucklehead.
Ha ha!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Juno.
- Juno who?
Juno any
knock-knock jokes?
Sure, I do.
OK. You start.
OK. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
W-wait a minute.
What is this?
[all screaming]
[laughs]
Hmm. What should
we do now?
I know.
Let's call up
Captain Carl
and ask him to come over.
Goody. Can we have Miss Yvonne
come over, too?
She smells pretty.
That's a great idea! Ha ha!
Can Cowboy Curtis
come over too, Pee-wee?
Sure!
Ask the Playhouse
Gang, too.
Mrs. Steve, too?
And Tito, too.
Don't forget Reba!
Or the Cowntess.
Don't forget Dixie
and The King of Cartoons.
Hey, I know.
Let's invite everybody,
and we'll have a party.
Hooray! Yippee!
Can we bring presents?
That's a great idea too.
Everybody will bring
a present for somebody else.
That way, everybody
will get one.
Ha ha!
Come here, Pee-wee.
What are you
talking about?
You can't have a party.
Oh, and why not, Randy?
'Cause it ain't a holiday,
and it ain't nobody's
birthday, that's why.
So? You don't have to have
a reason to have a party.
- Do too.
- Do not.
- Do too.
- Do not.
- Do too!
- Do not!
- Do too!
- Do not!
- Do too!
- Do not infinity!
Ha ha! Anyway,
I already happen to have
a really good reason already.
Yeah? What?
I'm going to have a party
to celebrate friendship.
What do you mean?
We're going to celebrate
all the great friends
we have that come to visit,
and everybody who lives here
and everybody
out there watching, ha ha!
Is there going to be presents?
Sure, there's going to be
presents. Lots of them.
Well, I'm your friend.
Can I come?
Hmm. Beg me.
Please.
I'm begging you. Please.
OK, Randy, you can come.
Yippee!
[telephone rings]
I'll get it!
[rings]
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Who's this?
[all screaming]
[all] Hi, Pee-wee.
Hi, kids. Guess what?
[kids] What?
I'm having a party,
and you're invited.
[all] Yeah!
So come on over.
You can help me decorate.
And bring a present
for somebody else, OK?
[kids] OK. Bye.
Moo-hoo!
Hi, Cowntess.
Did someone udder
the word "party"?
I did.
I'm having a party.
Would you like to come?
Ooh! I'd love to.
I just adore parties.
Ooh, but I don't
have a thing to wear.
I've got a million
things to do.
I'd better get
a moo-ve on.
Well, bring a present
for somebody else.
Hmm. For whom?
Anybody you like.
It's the kind of party
where everybody
gets a present.
Moo! What a splendid idea.
I think I'll bring a present
for Mr. Window.
He's always been
so open with me.
[laughs] Ciao.
Ha ha! Ciao, Cowntess.
I'll see you later.
And I'll see you
right after this.
[all screaming]
[laughing]
How's that, Pee-wee?
Let's party!
[horn blows]
Everybody's coming, Pee-wee.
Announcing
that man about sea,
escorting the most beautiful
woman in Puppetland,
it's Captain Carl
and Miss Yvonne!
Ha ha!
Hi!
Hi, Pee-wee.
Welcome to the party.
Oh, thank you, Pee-wee.
The Playhouse
looks beautiful.
Thanks. Ha ha!
You look beautiful,
too, Miss Yvonne.
What about me?
Don't I look beautiful?
He's from
the wild frontier,
and she's from
right next door.
Here's Cowboy Curtis
and Mrs. Steve.
Welcome!
Howdy, partner.
Thanks for the invite.
I'm glad you could come.
Let's not be
so formal, Pee-wee.
Where's the food?
Right over there.
Help yourself.
Don't mind if I do.
He's a real lifesaver,
and she's a gal
that always delivers.
Say hello
to Tito and Reba.
[both] Hi.
Hi, you guys.
Boy, you guys look great.
- Thanks.
- Thank you, Pee-wee.
I've never seen you
out of uniform before, Reba.
Oh, that's right.
You've never seen me
dressed up like this.
[all screaming]
Is my slip showing?
No, Reba. You said
the secret word.
Oh, apparently I did.
Yo, Pee-wee, where
should I put this?
[all screaming]
[laughing]
[tires screech]
[horn honks]
Here comes Dixie
and The King of Cartoons.
[Captain Carl] Hubba, hubba,
hubba, hubba.
Get a load of Dixie,
everybody. Wow!
All right, all right,
knock it off, knock it off.
[playing fanfare]
Presenting his majesty...
[door closes]
King of Cartoons!
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
Playhouse friends,
party animals...
Uh, uh...
What was I supposed
to say?
Oh, yes.
Let the cartoon...
Begin.
[applause]
♪ Everybody's getting
Ready for the wedding ♪
♪ Oh, they're so excited ♪
♪ Everybody's getting
Ready for the wedding ♪
♪ They've all been invited ♪
♪ They're as dizzy
As anything ♪
♪ Getting beautified ♪
♪ They must look
Their best today ♪
Ah-ooh ah-ooh ah!
[laughing]
♪ Everybody's getting ready
For the wedding today ♪
♪ Everybody's getting
Ready for the wedding ♪
♪ Oh, they're so excited ♪
♪ Everybody's getting
Ready for the wedding ♪
♪ They've all been invited ♪
♪ Hurry, hurry, hurry,
Hearts are in a flurry ♪
♪ Oh, they're so delighted ♪
♪ Everybody's getting
Ready for the wedding ♪
[mooing]
♪ Here comes the bride ♪
♪ All dressed in white ♪
♪ Deh deh-deh deh deh ♪
♪ Deh-deh deh-deh deh-deh ♪
♪ Deh deh deh ♪
For the rest of your lives,
I pronounce you man and wife.
Bless you, my children.
Ooh.
[laughing]
All right, all right.
Enough with
this spinning already.
Now what do I do?
You're supposed to pin
the tail on the donkey.
[muttering]
Well...
Oh, there you are.
Gotcha.
Whoa, Nellie!
Excuse me, Curtis.
You're supposed to pin the tail
on the donkey, not the cowboy.
I know, I know.
So spin me again.
Hors d'oeuvre?
They look delicious.
What are they?
These are pigs
in a blanket,
these are vegetables
in a blanket,
these are cheese
in a blanket,
and these are blankets
in a blanket.
Mmm. Blankety.
Ha ha.
Wrong again,
Mrs. Steve.
[kids]
You got Globey!
Why do you keep spinning me
in the wrong direction?
Spin me.
Spin me, too.
[music playing]
♪ Hey, those cats
Have found the beat ♪
♪ That Dixie's cool
She's light on her feet ♪
♪ If you think
Those cats are merry ♪
♪ Turn your focus
Onto Pterri ♪
Hey. Can I get you guys
something to drink?
[laughing]
Wise guy.
That joke's so old,
it has algae on it.
Ha ha ha.
May I cut in?
Ha ha.
Pee-wee.
[laughs]
Aah!
[children laughing]
Forget it. It's too hard
with a blindfold.
I've never had
so much fun in my life.
[hokey-pokey
playing]
Hey, Conky, is that
what I think it is?
It-it sure is,
Pee-wee.
Hey, everybody,
it's hokey-pokey time!
[all] Yay!
[Pterri] Hokey-pokey?
What do you mean
"hokey-pokey"?
Hokey-pokey is a dance,
and it goes like this...
[all screaming]
[laughing]
Everybody at home can
hokey-pokey right along with us.
Come on. Get up
off that chair.
Follow me.
Ready? Go.
♪ You put your right foot in ♪
♪ You put your right foot out ♪
♪ You put your right foot in ♪
♪ Then you shake it all about ♪
♪ You do the hokey-pokey ♪
♪ And you turn
Yourself around ♪
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
♪ You put your whole self in ♪
♪ You put your whole self out ♪
♪ You put your whole self in ♪
♪ And you shake it all about ♪
♪ You do the hokey-pokey ♪
♪ And you turn
Yourself around ♪
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
[all cheering]
Hey, King,
what's shaking?
My everything.
Oh, dear, I think
I've had enough of this.
[all screaming]
Hey, Pee-wee, I've got
something to show you.
OK, what is it?
Check it out.
[rubber squeaks]
Ooh!
[glasses squeak]
Thanks, Magic Glasses.
That was super.
[laughs]
Mmm. That ice cream
was udderly divine.
Cowboy Curtis,
would you mind getting me
some moo-ore?
Not at all, cowntess.
Moo-velous.
[upbeat song playing]
Ooh-ooh, dawgie!
Ooh-whee!
[ringing]
It's time to open
the presents!
[all] Yay! Yay!
Ha ha.
How about me?
This one's for you,
Globey.
Here you go,
sweetheart.
[gasps]
Oh.
[kid] I can't wait to see
what mine is.
Ah ha.
Uh.
[cheering]
Oh.
Ha ha.
Oh ooh!
[giggling]
Oh.
Huh?
Oh, oh.
[all] Oh.
Whoo.
[tires screech]
Thanks for this sweater,
Mrs. Steve.
Yeah.
You're welcome,
Captain Carl.
I made it myself.
No kidding.
Wow.
Oh.
My favorite perfume...
Siren of the Sea.
Thank you, Captain Carl.
Look. I got a new marking pen
from Chairry.
And I got a pillow
from Miss Yvonne.
Hey, look at my new spurs.
Thanks, Tito.
Oh, wow. New flippers.
Thanks, Globey.
God, I love them.
Hey, Pee-wee,
what about me?
Where's my present?
Your present's
from me, Jambi.
I'm giving you
my wish.
Thanks, pee-wee.
And I know just
what to wish for.
"Open," says me.
Two heads are better
than one.
You can say that again.
Two heads are better
than one.
[laughing]
Um, that's not my present
right there, is it?
Oh, no. It's mine.
Oh. Ha ha.
Um, that orange box
right there...
[kid] That's Globey's.
Oh, Globey's.
[Miss Yvonne]
Oh, it's beautiful.
Matches your dress.
There's been
some sort of mistake.
I can't find my present
right yet. Ha ha.
But, uh, while I look for it,
why don't you
look at this...
[all screaming]
Ha ha.
Hi. My name is penny.
This is a list of manners.
Don't put your elbows
on the table-one.
Second, clean up your room.
Third, be a good host
when people
come to the house.
Ooh!
Fourth, set the table right.
Fifth, learn how
to set the table right.
Sixth, hmm...
Brush your teeth
in the morning.
Ooh!
Seventh...
Take a bath every day.
Eighth, um...
Polish your glasses.
Ninth, don't wear
too much necklaces.
All that.
Wash your face.
And tenth...
Hmm...
Curl your hair.
[doorbell rings]
I'll get it!
Ha ha ha.
I'm going door to door
to make you
an incredible offer.
Aah! Ha ha ha.
Wait a minute.
What's the
incredible offer?
Today's offer
is free foil!
Well, why didn't
you say so?
Come in.
Ha ha ha.
Hmm...
So, where is it?
Oh.
Thanks.
Hey, let's see how big
my foil ball is today.
Ha ha.
[rumbling]
[kid] Ha ha ha.
[Captain Carl]
Hey, it's a beauty.
[kid] That's a beauty.
Ha ha.
Ha ha. Pretty big, huh?
Hey, thanks a lot.
Why don't you help yourself
to some punch?
Don't mind if I do.
Ha ha. Right this way.
Everybody
got a present but me.
[sobbing]
[all] Surprise!
♪ For he's a
Jolly good fellow ♪
♪ For he's a
Jolly good fellow ♪
♪ For he's a
Jolly good fellow ♪
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
Ha ha ha ha.
Here, Pee-wee.
For me?
You shouldn't have.
We saved the best
for last.
It's from all of us.
Oh, he's so cute.
Hi, Pee-wee.
He said my name!
Ha ha!
A new friend.
And I have so many
great friends already.
I'm the luckiest boy
in the whole wide world.
Thanks, everybody.
See you. Bye-bye.
Bye, Pee-wee.
Ha ha.
It's time to go,
everybody.
Thanks again.
I'll never forget this.
[all screaming]
[laughing]
[all] Bye, Pee-wee!