[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[squeaking]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come in... ♪
[music winds down]
Oh! Ha ha!
I totally forgot.
We're redecorating
the Playhouse.
[humming]
Good morning,
girls and boys.
I'm going through
some of my toys.
Hey! I'm a poet
and don't know it!
Look! It's
Billy Baloney!
Hello, Billy.
Hello, Pee-wee.
What's going on
around here?
We're totally redecorating
the Playhouse, Billy.
It looked better before.
Billy, we haven't even
started redecorating yet.
First,
we're giving everything
a thorough cleaning.
[Magic Screen] I'm helping,
Billy Baloney.
I'm putting a fresh coat of
paint on the Playhouse walls.
And you're doing a beautiful
job, Magic Screen.
Thank you, Pee-wee.
Ooh,
you missed a spot.
Where?
Made you look!
Hey, Pee-wee.
What's today's
secret word?
Hmm.
I don't know,
Billy.
Why don't you
wait right here...
And I'll go
and ask Conky?
Conky!
Conky, where are you?
Must be around here
somewhere.
Conky!
Hey, Conky!
Conky!
Here he is.
Conky 2000, ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
Today's secret word
is house. [chuckles]
Now, you all remember
what to do
whenever anyone
says the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
[Pterri] Pee-wee.
I have a question.
Do we still scream
if the secret word
is part
of another word?
What do you mean,
Pterri?
Well, what if someone
says "Playhouse"?
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Does that answer
your question?
I suppose it does,
Pee-wee.
In fact,
let's scream even louder
if someone
says Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Let's review...
House.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Playhouse!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Boy, this place
is a mess.
It sure is, Conky.
Perhaps you'd like
to help us clean.
Perhaps I would.
Peek-a-boo.
Hey, Chairry,
what are you doing?
I'm cleaning the lint
off my plush.
Well, your plush
has never looked plushier.
Thank you, Pee-wee.
Here comes the most
beautiful woman
in Puppetland, Pee-wee.
Yippee! Miss Yvonne!
Good morning,
everyone.
Good morning,
Pee-wee.
Good morning,
Miss Yvonne.
Gosh, you sure do
look beautiful today.
Oh, thank you,
Pee-wee.
I hope you don't
get dirty.
It's such
a mess in here.
Now, don't you worry
about that.
You know my motto.
No. What is your motto?
Be prepared.
Hey, that's
the boy scouts' motto.
Oh, that must be
where I heard it.
[Chicky Baby]
Miss Yvonne...
Miss Yvonne.
Miss Yvonne, Miss Yvonne!
What is it,
Chicky Baby?
Today, we're cleaning
Puppetland.
And wondered if
you'd lend a hand.
Okay. But I don't
do windows.
Dig that crazy
plastic dress.
That's in case
I make a mess.
Cleaning up
can be a blast.
With miss Y's help,
we'll be done fast.
There still is
so much more to do.
I could sure use
some help, too.
Pee-wee, why don't you
have an open house?
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Okay, I will.
Uh, what is one?
It's an informal
type of party
where you invite your friends
to drop in whenever they want.
I can't
have a party.
Just look
at this place.
But when our friends
come over,
they can help us.
Right, Miss Yvonne?
You have the idea,
Pterri.
Now I've got the idea, too.
It's a great idea!
We'll have
an open house!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Put that little chair
over here next to me.
Okay, Pee-wee?
Okay, Chairry.
How's that?
Great.
How about
Baby Bunny right here?
Perfect.
Here comes
the greatest athlete
that ever lived,
Pee-wee.
Yippee! Ricardo!
Hi, Ricardo.
How's it going?
Estoy bien, Pee-wee.
Ooh!
[speaking Spanish]
Oh, well, bluh bluh
bla bla to you, too.
I keep forgetting
you're just learning Spanish.
Yeah, me too.
Hey, I believe
you know everyone.
Hola, everybody!
Hola, Ricardo.
Hello, Ricardo.
Es un placer verla
de nuevo, señorita.
Señorita, mas bella
en el mundo
de los titeres.
I don't know
what you're saying,
but you're definitely
speaking my language.
Ahem! Cowboy Curtis
is coming, Pee-wee.
Yippee yi-yo ki-yay!
- Howdy, Pee-wee.
- Howdy, Cowboy Curtis.
Wow! I heard you were
having an open house.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Let's try it
over here a little bit.
All right.
Whoa! Back up
a little bit this way.
Now, move it a little bit
back that way.
All right,
over here.
Oh! Ooh! Too far.
Up a little bit.
Back a little bit.
Back a little bit!
Up a little bit.
Over this way
a little bit.
No, back a little bit.
Back a little bit.
Whoa! Whoa!
Right there.
Hoo-whee! You sure
are heavy, Dog Chair.
Boy, I'll say.
It's lucky
I've been workin' out...
Ooh.
I'll say.
Well, what you
think, Pee-wee?
It looks perfect,
don't you think?
What's do you think,
Miss Yvonne?
I think this is
the kind of decision
you have to make
for yourself, Pee-wee.
After all,
it is your Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Let's see, uh, move it
right over there.
All righty.
On second thought,
over there.
On third thought,
over there.
Well, how many thoughts
you gonna have, Pee-wee?
Just one more.
On fourth thought,
let's try it right over there
by Mr. Window.
All righty.
Here we go.
Okay.
Beautiful!
But Pee-wee, this is where
Dog Chair was to start with!
See? I knew it was
the perfect spot.
There.
Now, it's absolutely perfect.
Ooh-wee!
Boy, I'm pooped!
Oh, boy, me too.
Let's take a break.
All right.
Suit yourself.
It's just too bad you're
gonna miss all the fun.
What fun?
Vacuuming!
[mimics whirring]
Say, that does
look like fun.
Don't ask me if you
can help vacuum.
Por favor, Pee-wee.
Sorry, Ricardo.
Well, come on,
let me, Pee-wee.
Hmm... No.
Please?
Hmm... Beg me.
Please, Pee-wee,
please.
Okay.
Let me vacuum
a little!
Pee-wee!
You didn't tell me
you had a tea set.
I almost forgot
all about it.
That's the cool thing
about cleaning up--
You find all sorts
of neat junk.
Hey, Pee-wee, why don't
we have a tea party?
That's a great idea,
Globey.
Yeah. After we're finished
redecorating,
it will be a nice way
to thank everyone for helping.
Hey, boys and girls,
would you like to see
how I make tea?
You would?
I make sun tea.
First, you need a large,
clean, glass jar.
Is this one good?
Perfect!
Next, you fill
the jar with water.
Now we need
a couple of big tea bags.
How about these?
Perfect!
Miss Yvonne, what would
I ever do without you?
Now comes the sunny part.
Instead of boiling
the water,
we're going to let
the sun heat it,
the natural way.
It's a beautiful,
sunny day,
perfect for making sun tea.
[Mr. Kite] move the jar
a little bit that way, Pee-wee,
so it'll get the most heat.
Now, let's see.
What shall we serve
with our tea?
Hmm.
[teeth chattering]
Ah-choo!
Shh!
Look out!
Avalanche!
[whispering] Oh, I see
what you mean.
I'll keep things quiet
around the Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Avalanche!
Aah!
[sirens]
Oh, no! Snack emergency!
Snack emergency!
I could go to
the supermarket, Pee-wee,
and get some snacks.
Thank you, Magic Screen.
Are you sure
you don't mind?
Not at all.
Yee-haw!
Whoo-wee!
Wow!
Hey, lookee here,
Pee-wee!
Gosh! Who are you?
Uh... My name is Floory.
Hello, Floory.
Hello, everybody.
How long
have you been here?
I've been here forever.
You just didn't notice me
'cause I was
underneath your teepee.
Well, why didn't
you say something?
Uh... I don't know.
I guess I just didn't
think of it.
Well, from now on,
I'm gonna keep
my teepee over there
so you can play
with us.
Thanks, Pee-wee.
Gee, you never know
where you're gonna meet
a new friend, huh?
Sure does
make you think.
Presenting...
His Royal Majesty,
The King of Cartoons!
♪ That's right,
you heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
right in directly ♪
♪ To present
the cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Doo be doo be
doo be doo wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
Hooray!
Hello there, Pee-wee.
Hello, King.
The Queen of Cartoons
and I
have been redecorating
the palace
over in Cartoonland.
Hey, what a coincidence.
We've been redecorating
the Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
I knew that, Pee-wee.
That's why
I brought you something
that we thought
you might enjoy.
Oh, a TV. Hmm.
Well, it's not just
any old TV, Pee-wee.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
And don't forget Floory.
And Floory.
Let the cartoon...
Begin!
♪ She wore a little
jacket of blue ♪
♪ She kept a little
jacket of blue ♪
♪ And all the sailors knew ♪
♪ Just why she wore
a jacket of blue ♪
♪ She asked the leaves
that fell from the tree ♪
♪ She asked the breeze
that came from the sea ♪
♪ Where can my lover be ♪
♪ Oh, won't you
send him home to me ♪
♪ 'Cause she was
always wailing ♪
♪ And she would say
to every sailor ♪
♪ Tell me true ♪
♪ Where is my boy in blue ♪
♪ Tell me true ♪
♪ Tell me
what I can do ♪
♪ The truth
they never told her ♪
♪ But they tried their best
to console her ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ Until she wasted away ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ Till she wasted... ♪
Yuck!
I'm right in the middle
of cleaning the fish tank!
It's a dirty job.
But someone's
got to do it.
Ha ha ha!
[Pee-wee] Cleaning
the fish tank sure is fun!
Please don't ask me
if you can help.
I want all the fun
for myself!
Ah ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha!
Come on, Pee-wee,
let me clean a little bit.
Hey, let me
do it.
No, no, boys.
Ladies first.
Uhh!
Ahh!
Here comes Reba
the mail lady, Pee-wee.
Hi, Reba!
Hi, everybody!
Ooh, boy! This place
sure looks great.
Thanks, Reba.
I've been redecorating.
And we helped!
Well, I should get you all to
help me clean out my garage.
Yeah, you should!
She really should.
I've got a pretty big package
here for you, Pee-wee.
"Acme mail order
catalog warehouse."
It's my new clock!
Well, I hope
you enjoy it.
I got to go, everybody.
You know my motto.
♪ Deliver the letter,
the sooner, the better ♪
Bye, Reba.
Bye!
Hurry, Pee-wee.
So what'd you do with it?
Pee-wee!
Clockey!
You know what time
it is, Clockey?
It's time
to finish decorating.
Come on, everybody.
Let's finish
as fast as we can.
Wow!
That was really fast.
What time is it now,
Clockey?
It's time for
a Penny cartoon.
Hello. My name's Penny.
Well, I was, um...
My tooth came
out today, and I was, um...
Yank... I was going
like this.
Like that,
and then it got really loose,
and then I just
yanked it out.
And then, everybody was
giving me cotton balls.
I'm gonna put it
behind my pillow
and write the note
to the Tooth Fairy,
and then she's gonna
write me back, I bet.
I think she looks
like a blue fairy.
Her hair is yellow,
and she has
a blue suit.
"Dear friend Penny,
I really enjoy
that you wrote a note to me,
and your tooth is cute,
and so are you.
Love, the Tooth Fairy."
My skateboard!
Oh, hey, Pee-wee,
I almost forgot.
I brought you a piece of foil
for your foil ball.
Oh, I forgot
to tell you, Ricardo.
My foil ball
got so big,
I couldn't keep it
in the house.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
So what'd you do with it?
I donated it
to the foil museum.
Now, I have
a rubber band ball.
Oh, hey,
well, lucky for you,
I just happen to have
this extra rubber band.
Hey! Let's see how big my
rubber band ball is today!
Hmm. Oh.
Gee, Pee-wee,
it's pretty small.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I just started it.
It'll get bigger,
though. Just watch.
See?
It's bigger already.
Okay, everyone!
It's time
for the tea party!
Whoa!
Hold on, Miss Yvonne.
I'll give you a hand there.
Thank you.
You're quite welcome.
Can I pour?
I don't know, Pee-wee.
Can you?
Yes, Pee-wee,
you may pour.
You did a great job on
these snacks, Magic Screen.
I love these cookies.
Then why don't you
marry them, Pee-wee?
Oh, there's honey
and there's lemon
if anyone wants any.
I'm gonna take these
to Jambi.
Great.
I'll take one
of those.
Gonna give this
to Pterri.
There you go, Globey.
Mmm.
Here you go, Jambi.
Thanks, Miss Yvonne.
You're welcome.
Mmm!
This tea is so good,
I wish I had
another cup.
Wish? Did I say wish?
Ahh.
You know, in England,
they have
tea time every day.
Really, Globey?
Hey! That gives me
an idea.
Let's play London Bridge.
Oh, boy!
Yippee!
Let's be the bridge,
you and me.
♪ London Bridge
is falling down ♪
♪ Falling down,
falling down ♪
♪ London Bridge
is falling down ♪
♪ My fair lady ♪
♪ Take the key
and lock her up ♪
♪ Lock her up,
lock her up ♪
♪ Take the key
and lock her up ♪
♪ Lock her up,
lock her up ♪
♪ Take the key
and lock her up ♪
♪ My fair lady ♪
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
I hope
I'm not intruding.
Hello, my name
is Mrs. Rene,
and I just moved
into the neighborhood.
You know,
I could tell the moment
I laid eyes on this place
that this would be
where the action is.
So what are all you swingers
up to anyway?
We're having
an open house.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
What a perfect opportunity
to meet all my neighbors
in one fell swoop.
Hello, I'm Mrs. Rene.
Hi, I'm Mrs. Rene.
Hello, I'm Mrs. Rene.
- Hello.
- Hola.
I'm Mrs. Rene.
Hi, I'm Mrs. Rene.
Hi, Mrs. Rene,
nice to meet you.
I'm Pee-wee Herman,
and this is my Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
You're my kind of people.
You're party animals!
[all] Thank you, Mrs. Rene.
♪ London Bridge
is falling down ♪
♪ Falling down,
falling down ♪
♪ London Bridge
is falling down ♪
♪ My fair lady ♪
♪ Take the key
and lock her up ♪
♪ Lock her up,
lock her up... ♪
Hey, boys and girls,
it sure was fun redecorating.
Maybe today, you can
redecorate your house.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
And we'll see you all
next time
right here
at the Playhouse.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[presidents] Oh!