[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Good morning,
boys and girls.
Say hello to our
good friend Billy Baloney.
[chuckles] Hello, Billy,
would you like to say hello
to the boys and girls?
Yes, I would!
[chuckles] Okay, then.
Go right ahead.
Whenever you're ready.
I'm ready now.
Okay, then. Go ahead.
Say it.
Say what?
Say hello
to the boys and girls.
Hello to the boys
and girls.
[chuckles]
Oh, Billy. Hey, let's
go look in our toy box.
Aah!
Aah! [chuckles]
Aah.
Unh.
[both] Unh.
Aah!
Huh?
Aah!
- Aah!
[both laugh]
I love my toys.
Hey, Pee-man,
have you heard?
What's today's
secret word?
I don't know, dirty dog.
Let's go ask Conky.
[chuckles]
Conky 2000...
Re-re-ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
Good morning, Conky.
How's it going?
It's going great.
How's it going with you?
Excellent, thank you.
What's today's
secret word?
T-t-t-today's
secret word is...
"O-o-o-over."
Now, you all remember
what to do
Whenever anyone
says the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone
says the secret word,
Scream real loud!
Ready? Let's try it. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
Hey, Pee-wee.
You're crowding me.
Move over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Moo-hoo!
Pee-wee!
Hi, Cowntess. I haven't
seen you in a long time.
I know. I've been
on a world cruise.
Really?
Where did you go?
Oh, I went all over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Perhaps if Magic Screen
will help,
I could show you some
of my home mooo-vies.
I'd be happy to help,
Cowntess.
Mooo-velous.
I'll get the lights.
This was my cruise ship.
Oh, the festivities
leaving the dock--
I'll never forget them.
Oh, those are my bodyguards.
Wave good-bye, boys.
Bye, everybody!
Buh-bye!
Here I am
in Venice, Italy.
They've got canals there
instead of streets.
And that boat I'm sitting on,
it's called a gondola.
♪ O, solo mooo ♪
Excuse me, ma'am.
Which way is Switzerland?
Oh, here I am skiing
high in the Alps.
I'll never forget
my ski instructor Hans.
He certainly knew how to treat
a cow like a lady.
Oh, and of course,
the highlight of my trip
was meeting
the Queen of England.
She sends her regards,
by the way.
[Cowntess] Oh, and then
before I knew it,
My trip was over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Boy,
those were really
swell home movies,
Cowntess.
Thanks for
showing them to us.
You're quite welcome,
Pee-wee.
Oh, I almost forgot!
I brought you
a little souvenir.
Mmm!
Wow!
Little tiny
Eiffel towers!
Thanks, Cowntess.
You're quite welcome.
They're salt
and pepper shakers.
See for yourself.
Turn them over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
See you later, Pee-wee.
Got to mooove!
- Bye, Cowntess.
Buh-bye.
Whee! Heh.
Boy, I sure would like
to travel around
the world like Cowntess.
You know, Pee-wee,
if you're going to travel
around the world,
you should learn
how to start a conversation
in a foreign language.
They don't speak English
everywhere, you know.
Hmm. I never
thought about that.
Could you teach me
how to say, uh,
"Hello, my name
is Pee-wee"
in a foreign
language, Globey?
Certainly. In French,
you would say...
Pee-wee.
Thanks, Globey.
You're welcome.
Hey, uh,
how would you say it
in, uh... Chinese?
In Chinese,
you would say...
Pee-wee.
Thanks, Globey.
Now we know how to say,
"Hello,
my name is..."
in 2 different
languages.
You're welcome.
Boy, all this learning
has made me hungry.
Hey,
let's have snack time!
Yippee!
[applause]
Fruits
and vegetables.
[Hawaiian music plays]
Pick me.
["la cucaracha" playing]
[whistles]
[Thai music]
[surfer rock]
[whistle]
Today we're going
to have a snack
that comes already
made by mother nature--
Raisins! [chuckles]
You know what
raisins are, don't you?
They're a special
kind of grape
that's dried in the sun.
Mmm.
Naturally sweet.
Mmm.
Wrinkly!
Mmm.
Raisiny.
[chuckles]
Hello.
I'm doing an experiment.
I'm teaching my raisins
to swim.
You can
try this at home, too.
Just put a few raisins
into a glass
of your favorite
clear, carbonated beverage.
Boop! [chuckles]
I'm using club soda.
Ohh.
Aah!
[chuckles]
What does "carbonated"
mean, Pee-wee?
Bubbly.
Look! My raisins
are swimming.
Boy, everybody's
trying to get into the act.
Yeah. They better get
out of the water soon,
or they'll get
wrinkled.
- Ha ha ha!
Presenting...
His Royal Majesty...
The King of Cartoons.
♪ That's right,
you heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be right here
directly ♪
♪ To present
the cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Shoo be do be
do be do wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
- Hooray!
- Hi, King!
- Hello, Pee-wee.
I certainly have had a busy day
in Cartoonland.
Why don't you sit on me
for a while, Your Majesty?
I could pretend
to be your throne.
Well, thank you,
Chairry.
I don't mind if I do.
My.
What a comfortable throne
you make.
I think I'll just sit here
until the cartoon is over.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
friends of the Playhouse,
and especially you,
Chairry,
let the cartoons begin.
Jeepers creepers,
jumpin' gee,
Time for spring,
time for spring.
Gol' darn
sleepyhead you be,
Time for spring,
I say.
No more time
to lay and snooze,
time for spring,
time for spring.
Not one speck of time
to lose,
time for spring, I say.
Well, Pee-wee,
I think
I had best be on my way.
I've got lots
of cartoons
to show today.
Well, hello there.
I didn't know you had
a puppy, Pee-wee.
Neither did I...
That's 'cause I don't
have a puppy. [chuckles]
Then who does this
little fellow belong to?
Gosh,
I don't know.
He must be lost.
He sure is cute.
Well, I'll see you
later, Pee-wee.
Bye, King.
Say good-bye to the King
of Cartoons, puppy.
Bye. Bye.
Hey, Pee-wee,
can we keep the puppy?
I don't know,
Mr. Window.
Probably
belongs to somebody.
How are you gonna find out who
he belongs to, Pee-wee?
I wish I knew,
Chairry.
Wish?
Did somebody say "wish"?
Ah-choo!
I did, Jambi.
I wish the puppy had
an identification tag
so we could return him
to his owner.
Ah-choo!
Gesundheit!
Ah-choo!
I'm sorry, Pee-wee.
I'm allergic
to puppies.
They make me--
ah-choo-- sneeze.
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
Does that mean
you can't grant my wish?
Ah-choo!
I'd like to--
ah-choo--
but I just--
ah-choo-- can't--
Ah-choo--
stop--
Ah-choo--
sneezing.
Ah-choo!
Eh, why don't you just keep
the puppy, Pee-wee?
I can't, Randy.
He doesn't belong to me.
Well, you like him,
don't you?
Sure, I do.
So...
Finders keepers,
losers weepers.
But, Randy,
somebody's probably
out looking for him
right now.
I know I'd want him
returned to me if I'd lost him.
Eh, if they were dumb enough
to lose him,
you should
let them suffer.
[chuckles]
I know...
Maybe the puppy belongs
to my new next-door neighbor
Mrs. Rene.
I'll call her
on the picture phone.
Hi, Mrs. Rene.
Oh, hello, Pee-wee.
You caught me right
in the middle
of my exercise machine.
I always say
one can't be too fit.
Arf!
Oh! What a cute puppy!
[chuckles]
Oh, thanks.
He's not yours, is he?
No. Why? Is he lost?
The poor darling.
Mm-hmm. What do
you think I should do?
I know what to do.
I found
a lost puppy once myself.
We'll put some signs up
in the neighborhood,
and I'll make
a few phone calls.
Don't worry, Pee-wee.
The owners will find him,
and when they do,
they'll come right over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Thanks, Mrs. Rene.
[dial tone]
What if Mrs. Rene
can't find
the puppy's
real home, Pee-wee?
Then I guess we'll be able
to keep him, Globey.
You know, Pee-wee,
you should give
the puppy his own house.
What do you mean,
Pterri?
A pet likes to have
a place he can call his own,
like my nest.
But he can't have
my nest.
He has to have
his own house.
Hmm-- hey, I know, I'll make
this box into his house.
[vocalizing]
La la la la la la
Arf!
Put this blanket in it
for him, Pee-wee.
Good idea, Chairry.
There you go,
puppy.
Arf!
Hey, I can't keep
calling you "puppy."
What-what-hat are you going
to call him, Pee-wee?
I don't know, Conky.
Hmm.
How about "Spot"?
No.
He doesn't seem
to like that too much.
Mmm. "Rover."
Mmm. "Fluffy."
Mmm. "Buffy."
Mmm. "Scruffy."
Mmm. "Aloysius."
- Arf!
- He likes it!
He likes it!
We'll call him
Aloysius.
Okay, Aloysius,
sit. Sit.
Here. Let me
demonstrate for you.
Okay, let's try
another one.
Lay down.
Roll over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
I'm all worn out.
Arf! Arf!
What a good boy.
Who's the most talented pet
in the whole world?
I thought I was the most
talented pet in the whole world.
Well, I have two of the most
talented pets
in the whole world.
I liked it better when
you only had
one pet, Pee-wee.
There's something
about that puppy
I don't like.
I think Pterri's jealous
of Aloysius, Pee-wee.
I am not jealous.
Mind your own business,
you sassy screen.
I think Magic Screen
is right, Pterri.
You shouldn't
be jealous of the puppy.
You're special in
a different way.
That's right.
The puppy can't fly.
That's right.
I never
thought of that.
See, Pterri?
The puppy likes you.
He does?
Well, I like him, too.
I'll teach him
how to fly.
It's easy.
You know, there are a lot
of responsibilities involved
in owning a pet,
Pee-wee.
- There are?
- Uh-huh. Look.
[narrator] Wayne got
a brand-new puppy today.
He knows the first
thing to do
is to take him
to the veterinarian--
That's a pet doctor--
To make sure
he's in excellent health
and has all his shots.
The vet will tell him
how often to feed the puppy,
and what kind of food.
Exercise is important
for any puppy,
and Wayne plans to walk his
at least 3 times a day.
Once a month, Wayne's going
to bathe his puppy at home.
Make sure you dry him
thoroughly, though.
If Wayne gives
his puppy lots of love,
he'll have a friend
that will last
a lifetime.
[chuckles]
[Chairry] Look, Pee-wee.
The puppy's resting.
Here comes
Reba, the mail lady.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
- Hi, Reba.
Here's your mail.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm just really having
a bad day.
What's the matter, Reba?
I lost
my brand-new puppy.
Oh.
It's not a little black
and gray puppy, is it?
Yes, it is.
Oh.
Uh, does he have
cute little tan legs?
Yes, as a matter of fact,
he does.
Is he about this big?
Yes.
No. Haven't seen him.
Oh, Pee-wee, I just
don't know what to do.
I only had him for
a few days,
but I feel like
I lost my best friend.
Don't cry, Reba.
Maybe I did see him.
Yes! Yes!
He's right here!
Oh, puppy!
Arf!
Oh, I missed you
so much.
I'm sorry
I didn't tell you
I had him right away,
Reba,
but I guess
I liked him so much,
I was kind of hoping
his real owner
wouldn't show up
so he could stay with me.
Oh, that's okay.
I understand, Pee-wee,
But you'll still
get to see him.
- I will?
- Sure, I'll bring him over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[both laugh]
What's his name,
Reba?
Oh, I lost him before I had
a chance to give him a name.
I named him
Aloysius.
Arf!
He seems to like it!
[chuckles]
So that's what
I'll call him, too.
Come on, Aloysius.
We're going right out
to get you
an ID tag
and a license.
Oh, thanks for taking
such good care
of him, Pee-wee.
You're welcome, Reba.
Bye, Aloysius.
I miss the puppy,
Pee-wee.
Me, too.
Me, three.
I know what would make us
feel better, Pee-wee.
A Penny cartoon.
Hey, that's
a great idea.
Let's watch a Penny cartoon
right now!
Hello.
My name is Penny,
and I'm so mad today.
I was mad
at my friend
because we were playing
Chinese jump rope.
She was messing up,
and she said,
"Let me have another turn."
Sometimes Max wants
to hit me.
I say,
"Please don't hit me."
Sometimes he wants to steal
some of my toys,
and sometimes he wants
to wreck my Barbie car.
I hate traffic because
when we go somewhere,
we have to keep
slowing down,
and we're in a hurry.
I hate when kids litter
because they litter
the cafeteria.
I get applesauce
on my shoes,
I get chocolate milk
on my shoes.
The principal
doesn't like that.
Arf!
And I don't
like it either.
Look, boys and girls,
I made a dog collar
out of macaroni for Aloysius.
There's all sorts
of cool junk
you can make
out of macaroni.
Look, Pee-wee.
I'm making a picture
of the puppy out of macaroni.
Hey... That looks
just like him, Pterri.
How did you make it?
It was easy.
First, I used food color
to make the macaroni green,
then I drew a picture
of the puppy,
and then I glued the macaroni
to the picture, and voila!
Look, Pee-wee.
I'm making earrings
for Miss Yvonne.
I glued macaroni
together
and made a bow tie.
Wow, Globey.
That's really fresh.
Look, Pee-wee, I'm making
a bedspread.
That'll probably
take a while, Chairry.
But when you're finished,
I'm sure it'll be beautiful.
[laughs]
What are you
making, Randy?
Macaroni and cheese.
At least
you can eat that.
[all laugh]
I sure hope
you had fun today.
I certainly did.
And, remember,
everybody--
Be really careful
with your macaroni.
You don't want to get it
all over.
[screaming,
bell clanging]