[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Good morning, everybody.
Pee-wee's letting me use
his exercise belt this morning.
Okay, Pee-wee,
turn it off now.
No! [chuckles]
Pee-wee, Mrs. Rene
is asking you nicely, dear.
Turn it off!
Oh, my!
[laughing]
What a workout.
What are you
talking about?
I did all the work!
Well, Pee-wee,
What's today's
secret word?
Gee, I don't know,
Mrs. Rene.
Why don't we
go ask Conky?
I don't know.
Why don't we?
[laughing]
[vocalizing] La la la,
la la la la.
[electronic whoosh]
[chuckles]
C-C-Conky 2000
R-r-ready to assist
you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
Wait! Don't tell me!
Let me guess.
A guessing game.
S-sounds like f-fun.
G-g-go.
Let's see.
Is it... Poodle?
No.
Triangle?
No, not today.
Mango?
No.
Escalator?
No, Mrs. Rene.
Okay, Conky, come on.
Give us a hint.
T-t-today's secret word
rhymes with this thing.
- Door!
N-no.
Mm, let's see, uh...
What rhymes with door?
Chore!
N-no.
- Bore!
- No.
- Four?
- No, Clocky.
Floor?
N-n-no. More, more!
Floor! Gore! War!
[both] Shore?
Roar?
Soar?
Snore?
- Core?
- Gabor!
No! No, more, more!
Lore! Tore! Pour!
N-no! More!
I can't think
of any more!
N-n-no, Pee-wee, look!
Today's secret word
is "more"!
I was just going
to guess that.
I'm so sure, Mrs. Rene.
Now, you all
remember what to do
whenever anyone says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone
says the secret word,
scream real loud!
Ready? Let's try it.
Say, Mrs. Rene,
would you like to use
the exercise belt again?
Oh, no, Pee-wee. I've had
enough exercise for today.
No more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
You got me, Pee-wee.
See ya later! Bye.
Bye, Mrs. Rene!
Bye!
Pterri
want a cracker?
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
I want some more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Hey, boys and girls,
I had a great idea
for snack time today--
Frozen fruit cubes!
They take
a long time to make, though,
so we'd better start
making them now,
so we can
enjoy them later.
[chuckles] First,
I have to see
what kind of fruit juice
we have.
Llllllook! [chuckles]
Orange juice...
Pineapple juice...
Lemonade...
And grape juice!
C-c-can we use
c-cranberry juice, Pee-wee?
Yep.
What about prune juice?
Yep. You can use any
kind of juice you want.
Next, we're going
to pour the juice
into ice cube trays!
[vocalizing] La la,
la la la la la.
[loud] La la,
la la la la.
[chuckles]
Hmm hmm.
[softly] La la,
la la la la ?
[chuckles]
[vocalizing] Hm mm mm mm
mm mm.
Ooh.
Now comes the frozen part!
Just put them
in your freezer and wait!
Here comes
Cowboy Curtis, Pee-wee.
Yippee!
Cowboy Curtis!
Howdy, Pee-wee!
Howdy,
Cowboy Curtis!
Uh-oh... Wow!
[chuckles]
Check it out,
Pee-wee.
Whoo...
Here it comes.
Gotcha, partner.
Aah!
[laughing]
Stop! Stop!
I-- I-- I didn't know
you was ticklish,
Pee-wee.
Yeah, well,
now you know, okay?
Okay.
Say, are you ticklish,
Cowboy Curtis?
Aw, shucks, no.
Are you sure?
Sure I'm sure.
[laughing]
[laughing] No more! Please!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[both laughing]
[crying]
[chattering]
[laughing] I sure do love
those ants, Pee-wee.
Why don't you
marry them?
[both laughing]
Oh, almost forgot.
Brung you a rubber band
for your rubber band ball.
Wow, it's really big!
[chuckles]
Hey, let's see how big
my rubber band ball
is today!
Okay.
Oo-whee, doggie!
Sure is gettin' big,
Pee-wee.
Mighty big.
[chuckles] Ho ho!
Hey, if I'd have known
one rubber band
was gonna make you that happy,
I'd have brought you more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[both laughing]
Hey, Pee-wee,
it's time
to play with me!
Hey, can I play,
too, Pee-wee?
If it's okay
with Magic Screen.
Sure! Jump in!
♪ Connect the dots ♪
[both] La la la la!
♪ Connect the dots ♪
La la la la!
[chuckles]
Oo-whee!
What is it,
Cowboy Curtis?
Well, that there's
a handcar, Pee-wee,
'cept the tracks
is missing.
Hmm. I can fix that.
[chuckles]
Ho ho!
Here we go, Pee-wee.
Ha!
Here we go!
Whoa! Snake!
Hey! There's
a buzzard!
[chuckles]
Hey, tunnel ahead,
Pee-wee!
Aah!
Tunnel behind!
[train whistle blowing]
[both] Geronimo!
[both laughing]
[Chairry] Gotcha, partners.
Why, thank you, Chairry.
Pee-wee,
the mail lady's coming.
Oh, boy!
Reba's here!
Hi, Pee-wee.
Hi, Cowboy Curtis.
- Howdy, Reba.
- Hi, Reba.
Isn't Chairry a little small
for the both of you?
Uhh!
Me and Pee-wee
just got chased by a train.
A train, huh?
Yeah! We jumped out
of the Magic Screen
just in the nick
of time.
Uh-huh. You expect me
to believe
that the two of you
were inside
that that cute
little Magic Screen?
Sure! We wouldn't
try and fool you.
Yeah, Reba. Why don't you
go ahead and try it!
Me? Inside that
Magic Screen?
[laughing]
You're pulling my leg.
No, Reba.
Come on! Just jump in!
Okay...
[Chairry] See, Reba?
They weren't kiddin'.
Whoa...
They're never
gonna believe this
down at
the post office.
But...
I don't see any
train, Pee-wee.
[distant train whistle]
Uh-oh.
[train coming closer]
Whoa!
Get me out of here!
[Chairry] Jump, Reba!
Whoa!
Got you, Reba.
[panting shakily]
I wouldn't have
believed it
if-- if I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes.
In fact, I did
see it with my own eyes,
and I still
don't believe it.
[all laugh]
Here's your mail,
Pee-wee.
Looks like
pen pal letters.
Yippee!
Pen pal letters!
Wait a second,
wait a second.
Here's one more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Don't tell me.
I said the secret word.
All right.
I won't tell you.
You know, Pee-wee,
delivering mail
to your house is like--
It's like--
Nothing's like
delivering mail to your house.
Bye-bye.
- Bye, Reba!
Oh, boy!
Pen pal letters!
You don't mind if I read one,
do you, Cowboy Curtis?
Why, not at all,
Pee-wee.
This one's
from Australia!
That's over here,
Pee-wee.
Australia's the smallest
of the continents.
"G'day, Pee-wee.
Greetings
from down under."
Down under what?
"My name is
Olivia Newton-Jack.
I live in Canberra,
my country's capital."
Hmm, never heard of it.
"Kangaroos, platypuses,
and koala bears
come from our country.
Here is
a boomerang for you.
Try throwing it.
Your friend, Olivia."
Hmm...
Hmm.
Don't mind if I do!
[dinosaurs squeaking]
Mmm... Ahh.
[humming]
Aah!
Oh. [chuckles] Hmm.
Oo-whee!
Stay.
Hey, Pee-wee,
you know what time it is?
No, Clocky,
what time is it?
It's time for another
Penny cartoon!
[laughs]
Hello, my name is Penny.
I wish I had a twin sister,
but a little bit younger.
No, maybe
the same age as me.
I was looking at pictures
of when I was really little.
My sister,
she bit my stomach.
She says that's why
I'm skinnier than her.
We just get in fights
in shopping malls.
And then my mom,
she has a hyper-spasm
when we get home.
She goes, "Why did you
do that to me?
You embarrassed me in front
of all those people!"
I couldn't believe
how good me and my sister
got along
when I was a baby.
I saw a picture where we were
wearing the same outfit.
And I was sitting
in her lap,
and we were smiling
and everything.
Lookee here, Pee-wee.
I got a new guitar.
Wow!
And I wrote a new song.
Would you like to hear it?
Would I! Would I!
♪ If you smile
a little more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
♪ And I smile
a little more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
♪ The whole wide world
will be a happier place ♪
♪ By a whole lot more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
♪ If you laugh
a little more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
♪ And I laugh
a little more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
♪ That's all I wrote ♪
♪ But maybe tomorrow ♪
♪ I can sing you
a little bit more ♪
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[laughing]
[drum roll]
I won!
I let you win.
[chuckles]
Hi, boys and girls.
While you were gone,
me and Cowboy Curtis
were arm wrestling.
And I won.
I let him win.
[chuckles]
Here comes the most beautiful
woman in Puppetland, Pee-wee.
Yippee! Miss Yvonne!
Whoo-ee!
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Good morning, Curtis.
Oh. Good morning,
boys and girls.
My, what beautiful smiles
we're wearing today.
I'm smiling, too,
Miss Yvonne.
Yes, you are, Chairry,
and you look beautiful
when you smile.
Thank you, Miss Yvonne.
You know, when I
see my friends smiling,
it makes me
want to smile even more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Hey, I just thought
of another word
that rhymes
with more.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Store!
That's a g-g-good
one, Pee-wee.
Thanks, Conky.
Hey, that gives me
an idea.
Let's play store.
Oh, boy. Store!
That sounds like fun.
Yeah! Well, since
it's my Playhouse,
it'll be my store--
Herman's department store.
And I love to shop,
so we'll be
the shoppers.
I'll be the mommy,
and you can be
the daddy, Curtis.
Okay.
And I'll be
the store window, Pee-wee.
We'll go
outside to start.
Great!
Hmm...
Good afternoon,
and welcome to Herman's
department store.
Can I help you
with anything?
Uh, no, thank you.
We're just window shopping.
Oh. Well, the window's
not for sale. [chuckles]
[all laugh]
Well, you know,
me and my wife,
we sure love to shop.
Well, you've come
to the right place.
Won't you come in?
Oh, look,
sweetheart.
Is there something
I can help you with?
No, thank you.
We're just browsing.
Oh! [chuckles]
Browsing!
Browsing.
[chuckles]
Well, browse to your
heart's content.
You know, whenever
I go out shopping,
I browse and browse
and browse.
Confidentially, though,
I'd like to suggest
that we browse
in another area
of the store.
Won't you follow me?
If you'll just step
into the elevator.
- Allow me.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
In you go.
[chuckles]
Woooop!
[imitating motor]
Second floor.
Appliances.
Everybody out!
This is where
I browse.
Eyebrows! [chuckles]
I browse.
- Eyebrows.
- Oh!
[all laugh]
Ding dong!
Attention shoppers.
Today we're having
a special sale
in our furniture
department.
Oh, furniture!
Oh, honey. Furniture!
It's just what I want.
What a lovely chair!
Why not sit down
and try it out?
Why, thank you.
I will.
Oh... Oh, it's
so comfortable.
That's not all.
Be sure to try out
the special
vibramassage feature.
Oh, it's
absolutely heavenly.
Darling, I must
have this chair.
Well, uh, how much
is the rascal?
[dramatic organ notes]
Only a million
billion dollars.
[dramatic organ note]
A million billion,
is that all?
Uh, where's our money,
honey?
Well, honey, I thought
you had the money.
Why not just say
charge it?
[both] Charge it!
We'd be happy to.
[chuckles]
And may I
congratulate you both
on being the
proud owners
of this beautiful
new chair.
I don't really have
to leave the Playhouse,
do I, Pee-wee?
No, of course not,
Chairry.
We were just pretending.
[royal fanfare]
Presenting...
[all] His Royal Majesty,
The King of Cartoons!
♪ That's right,
you heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
right in directly ♪
♪ To present
the cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Sho be do be
do be do wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
[royal fanfare]
[flowers] Hooray!
Boys and girls,
friends of the Playhouse,
and shoppers...
Let the cartoon...
Begin!
[upbeat music]
[vocalizing] La la la la la!
La la la la la!
Hey, Pee-wee, it's time
to take your
frozen fruit cubes
out of the freezer.
Thank you, Clockey!
[chuckles] Mmm!
Hot diggity!
Okay!
Oh, no! Where are
my frozen fruit cubes?
Ohh!
Thank you.
Pineapple,
orange,
lemonade,
and grape.
Frozen fruit cube
potpourri.
Just take a napkin
to hold your
frozen fruit cube.
Here, Globey.
Say "Ah."
- Ahh!
- [imitating airplane]
[chuckles] Here, Conky.
Ooh! Ooh!
Mmm! Pineapple.
Mmm. Mine sure is sour.
You got lemonade!
[all laugh]
Mine's grape.
Mmm!
Mmm! Mine's orange.
Mmm! Orangey.
B-b-boy, these
frozen fruit cubes
are the greatest.
M-m-mmm-mmm!
[all laugh]
[Conky] Mmm! Brr!
[all laugh]
What a great day!
We sure did
have a good time.
Our friends came over,
we played store,
and now we're having our
delicious frozen fruit cubes.
Who could ask
for anything more?
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Aah!