[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning,
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend a day
with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean
- ♪ Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
that kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
All right, now, watch
very carefully, Pee-wee.
It's really very simple.
Like so. See?
Hi, boys and girls.
Ricardo's showing me
how to somersault.
Okay, Ricardo,
I think I've got it.
[speaking Spanish]
All I got there was
"Hold on a minute, Pee-wee."
What I said was, let me
go over it once more--
[speaking Spanish]
So the boys and girls
can see how it's done.
[speaking Spanish]
Good idea.
Okay, first, make sure
you have enough room
in front of you
and beside you.
Now bring your hands
down in front of you
like this.
[speaking Spanish]
I mean touch your chin
to your chest.
And then you carefully
roll forward.
[drum roll]
Like so. Now, it's best
to try somersaulting
the first time
with somebody
who already knows how,
because it is possible
to hurt yourself.
So please
be very careful.
[drum roll,
cymbal crash]
[speaking Spanish]
"How was that, Ricardo?"
[speaking Spanish]
Hey!
Aaw!
[giggles]
[circus music playing]
Ta-da!
Bye!
By the way, Pee-wee,
what's today's
palabra secreta?
Oh, the secret word?
Let's go ask Conky.
All right.
[whirring]
[stuttering]
Conky 2000 ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
[speaking Spanish]
W-w-w-what?
I know what Ricardo
said, Conky.
He said, "Good morning,
Mr. Conky.
What's today's
secret word?"
S-s-s-si. That's what
I thought he said.
Today's palabra secreta
es "out."
Now, you all
remember what to do
whenever anyone says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right! For
the rest of the day,
whenever anyone says
the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Hello, Magic Screen.
Hey, what's
the opposite of in?
Out?
[all screaming,
bell clanging]
Hey, Ricardo,
what happens in baseball
when you get
three strikes?
You're out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Hey, what's the matter,
Pee-wee?
I don't know, Ricardo.
I feel kind of funny.
I woke up this morning
with a scratchy throat.
I've been trying
to ignore it.
Maybe your body's trying
to tell you something, Pee-wee.
You feel
a little warm to me.
Maybe we ought to
take your temperature
and see if you have a fever.
[stutters] Here's
a thermometer, Ricardo.
Gracias, Conky.
All right, open your mouth,
Pee-wee.
Place this very gently
under your tongue, like that.
Okay, now we have
to wait a few minutes
for the thermometer
to tell us
if your temperature's
above normal.
Hey, Ricardo, I'll tell you
when it's time to take it out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Gracias, Clockey.
[speaking Spanish]
Hello, Pee-wee.
What are you eating?
Got any more?
[mumbling]
Pee-wee can't talk
right now, Pterri.
I'm taking
his temperature.
Oh! Well, while
you're doing that,
can I please have some
of what he's eating?
He's not
eating anything.
That's a thermometer.
Oh. Well, it looks delicious.
[Clockey chiming]
It's time to take
the thermometer out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Let's see, Pee-wee.
Hmm. Your temperature's
just a little bit above normal.
That means you have
a little fever,
but nothing serious.
Still, you should
take it easy today,
so you don't really get sick.
Okay, Ricardo.
I sure don't want to be sick.
I'll take it easy all day.
Good and be sure to
drink lots of liquids
like fruit juice.
That's always good
if you're coming down
with something.
I'll talk to you after
my soccer game today,
Pee-wee.
I hope you get to
feeling better.
Bye, Ricardo.
Hey, Clockey, do you
know what time it is?
Yeah, Pee-wee. It's time
for you to get in bed
and take it easy.
Mm-mmm.
It's dance time!
[peppy music playing]
My nose is getting
all stuffed up
from all that dancing.
I better go get some tissues
and blow it.
Hi, Floory.
Hello, Pee-wee.
[Pee-wee blows
his nose]
Hi, Pee-wee.
Hello, Floory.
[chuckles]
Hey!
Look.
It's my giant underpants.
You know, you can do a lot
of really cool stuff
with a pair
of giant underpants.
Just watch. Look.
[vocalizing]
La la la.
Look. A turban. [chuckles]
Ooh. Rapunzel. Ha!
Look. I'm a nun.
Hello.
You can pull 'em down
like this if you want
and make yourself
a small vest.
Yeah. The possibilities
are practically endless.
You can pull 'em
down like this,
all the way down
around your butt, like this,
and make a swing.
[vocalizing]
La la la la la.
Giant underpants!
If Pee-wee's
taking it slow,
I'd hate to see him
on a fast day.
If you ask me,
he's fishing for
a really bad cold.
[both laughing]
Hmm, I think I'll play
with my Magic Glasses
right now.
Yoo-hoo! Magic Glasses,
where are you?
Over here, Pee-wee.
Put me on.
[suspenseful music]
Whoa!
Aah!
Pee-wee, look out!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Come on and sit down
for a bit.
Why don't you have
a glass of juice
like Ricardo suggested?
I'm not thirsty, Chairry.
Besides, I feel
better anyway.
In fact, I think
I'll stroll over
to my toy box
and play with some
of my cool toys.
[in sing-song voice]
Stroll, stroll, stroll.
[off-key vocalizing]
Ah-choo!
Hey! My building blocks!
I haven't played with them
in a while.
Yo, wow, crazy.
Crazy.
I built a fort.
Now I'm in.
Now I'm out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
And now I feel really sick.
Ricardo's coming, Pee-wee.
Hola, Magic Screen.
I told Pee-wee
I'd come over
and check up on him
after my soccer game.
And I brought him
a surprise.
The most beautiful nurse
in Puppetland.
Oh, thank you,
Ricardo.
Hello, everyone.
How's Pee-wee feeling,
Magic Screen?
He's not feeling very well,
Miss Yvonne.
But we're all
helping him out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[Pee-wee] Stop
all that screaming!
Can't you people have
a little consideration?
Pee-wee's really crabby.
Maybe the two of you
can cheer him up.
I made Pee-wee
some chicken soup.
Maybe we can have it
for snack time.
I thought it'd make him
feel better.
I'll give you
a hand, R-R-Ricardo.
[speaking Spanish]
Gracias, Conky.
Boys, while you two go
prepare the soup,
I'll see how
my patient is doing.
[slurping]
How are we doing,
Pee-wee?
We're doing fine.
We're drinking lots
of liquids,
and we're going to
the bathroom lots, too.
Excuse we, won't we?
Pee-wee.
Well, I'll just help
tidy up a little in here.
You know,
sometimes when we're sick,
we're as neat
as we'd like to be.
- [toilet flushing]
- One time when I had the flu,
I let my dirty dishes pile up
clear to the ceiling.
[Pee-wee]
What you do then?
I bought new dishes.
I love that story.
I brought some huge
rubber bands
for your rubber band ball,
Pee-wee.
Shall I put them on
for you?
Sure. Go ahead. I can't do
anything anyways. I'm sick.
You know, sometimes
when you're sick,
you don't feel like
putting rubber bands
on your rubber band ball!
[shouts] You don't feel like
doing anything at all!
I'm awfully sorry, Ricardo.
You see, sometimes
when we're sick,
we snap at people
when we don't mean to.
Our emotions are
awfully close to the surface.
You understand, don't you?
Oh, sure, I do, Pee-wee.
I'll just put these
on your desk
and when you're
feeling better,
you can put them on
yourself.
How about
something to eat, Pee-wee?
I made some soup
especially for you.
[mumbling]
What?
I said yes!
Yes, I'll have
some soup, okay?
[speaking Spanish]
Now, let's tuck you in
good and tight.
Now, let's take a look
at that throat.
How can I see my own
throat, Miss Yvonne?
Now, open your mouth.
Now, stick your tongue out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Now say "Ahh."
[both] Ahh.
Oo-oo-ooh!
Choo.
Well, your throat and tonsils
look just fine, Pee-wee.
I think you just have
a common cold.
Well, that's pretty good,
I guess.
But I'm sick
of being sick.
I know.
Hey, I have a good idea.
Why don't you
take a nap?
And I'll tell you
a little story
to help you get to sleep.
Okay, but you're
wasting your time, Miss Yvonne.
Stories never
make me sleepy.
Once upon a time...
[snoring]
[Knucklehead]
Knock, knock.
Oh, it's Knucklehead,
Pee-wee.
Can you answer it, Conky?
Yes, I can.
- Will you answer it, Conky?
- I don't know. Will I?
Knock, knock.
[shouts]
Answer the door, Conky!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm going
to sneeze. Ah-choo!
[speaking Spanish]
Soup's on.
Boy, am I hungry.
Bueno. That's
a very good sign, Pee-wee.
It is?
Yes. It means
you're getting better.
Gee, just when
I was beginning
to have fun.
[speaking Spanish]
The soup is very hot,
so watch out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[all snoring]
[yawning] Good morning.
Good morning.
It's morning.
It's time to start
a new day.
[yawning]
Oh, good morning,
boys and girls.
I wonder how Pee-wee
slept last night.
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Hi, Pterri.
Come play fetch
with me.
I can't play fetch
right now, Pterri.
I'm sick.
Please.
Please play fetch
with me. Please.
Please, Pee-wee, please.
Please. Please. Please.
All right! Okay!
All right!
Ready?
Fetch!
You sure are a good throw
for being sick, Pee-wee.
Thanks, Chairry.
Hmm, maybe I am
feeling better.
Oh! Good morning,
boys and girls!
While I attend
to my morning grooming,
why don't you look in
on Penny?
Hello. My name is Penny.
Remember the greatest show
on Earth?
I've been to that.
If I worked
for the circus,
I would have to
rehearse a lot,
and if you're
on the elephants,
you would have to
rehearse a lot!
Spotty,
Jimmy,
and Felicia are
the elephants' names.
[vocalizing] Ahh!
But one time
in the circus,
they had this rope,
this thin, thin, thin rope,
and somebody was riding
a bicycle on it.
And they only had
a trapeze to catch them.
[all yelling]
They have to be good
to learn those things.
Yay!
Presenting...
[together]
His Royal Majesty,
The King of Cartoons.
♪ That's right
You heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
Right here directly ♪
♪ To present
The cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Dooba dooba dooba
Doo wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
Hooray! Hooray!
Hi, King.
Hello there, Pee-wee.
You know, I heard you were
a little under the weather,
so I brought over
an old family remedy.
Comic books!
You know what they say.
Laughter is
the best medicine.
Oh, yes,
but they also say
that a cartoon a day
keeps the doctor away.
Ladies and gentlemen,
and Pee-wee,
friends
of the Playhouse,
boys and girls,
and those of you who are
not feeling well today...
Let the cartoon begin!
♪ Hey, we're glad
to see the sun ♪
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪
♪ Sunshine ♪
♪ I do love the good old
golden sunshine ♪
♪ Sunshine ♪
♪ It's just the thing ♪
♪ To keep you
feeling fine ♪
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
Randy, cover your mouth!
You're spreading germs!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are.
[coughing]
Randy, please!
I don't want to catch
another cold.
Please cover
your mouth.
I'm sorry, Pee-wee.
Hey, I got a secret.
[coughs]
Randy! Aah! Germs!
Aah! Help! Germs!
[laughs] I'm not really sick.
I faked you out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[laughs]
Hey, Pee-wee,
what's going on?
[speaks Spanish]
Randy was pretending
to be sick.
I didn't want to catch
any more germs.
Oh, that wasn't
very nice,
but chances of you catching
another cold right away
are pretty slim, Pee-wee.
What do you mean?
You see, the body has ways
of protecting itself, Pee-wee,
and you can help
out, too,
by doing a couple of
sensible things
like getting enough rest,
exercising,
and eating
balanced meals.
How do you
balance meals?
By choosing
a variety of foods
from the four
basic food groups.
- You want to know more?
- Sure!
Come on, Pee-wee.
[in unison]
We're the dairy products.
We're made from milk
and we build strong bones
and healthy skin.
We're full of calcium,
and vitamins A and D.
[in unison]
We're the meat group.
We're full of protein,
minerals, and B vitamins.
We give you energy
and build strong muscles.
[in unison] We're the fruits
and vegetables.
We're full of
good things for you.
Like vitamin C.
Eat as much of us
as you can,
and we'll give you
radiant health.
But, Ricardo, that's only
three food groups.
Come over here,
Pee-wee.
Open up the bread box.
[horn honks]
We're the breads
and cereals.
We bring the goodness of
grains to the dinner table.
We provide starch,
proteins...
Vitamins, and minerals.
[in unison] Eat three helpings
of us every day.
Gee, thanks, everybody.
I'll start eating
better right today.
Good health can be fun,
so try it now.
Good health means
more than just
good food, Pee-wee.
Our bodies need
plenty of water
and fresh air, too.
Fresh air, I haven't had
too much of that in a while.
Hey, Ricardo, do you think
it'd be all right
if I took my scooter
for a ride for some fresh air?
I think so, as long as
you don't tire yourself out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Hasta la vista, Pee-wee.
Hasta la vista, Ricardo.
That means,
"See you around."
If any of you
are sick,
I hope you're
feeling better soon.
Remember, boys and girls,
it's up to us
to take care of our bodies
and to stay well.
Well, see you all next time,
'cause right now,
I'm stepping out.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Ahh!