[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
[Pee-wee as Billy Baloney]
Oh! Hello, boys and girls.
I bet you're wondering
where Pee-wee is.
Well, he's not
going to be with us today.
Today, it's
the Billy Baloney show!
[laughs]
[Pee-wee's true voice]
I don't think so, Billy.
Oh. [chuckles]
My mistake.
Pee-wee's right here.
Surprise!
Good morning, everybody.
I'm looking
in my toy box
for a really
cool toy.
And here it is!
Thank you, Billy.
That will be all.
But... But... But...
Watch this,
boys and girls.
Aah! I am a robot!
I am a robot from
the planet Zolton.
Take me to your leader!
[suspenseful music playing]
[screams]
Huh?
[suspenseful music]
[music winds down]
Ah!
Hmm!
Bye-bye!
Hey, you remind me
of somebody.
Does he remind you
of anybody, boys and girls?
He does? Who?
That's right. Conky!
Hey, why don't we go ask Conky
what today's secret word is?
Oops. I almost forgot
to put my toy away.
There! Now I'll know
just where to find you
next time I need
to play with you.
Well... Now shall we?
Yes, we shall.
[whirring]
[stuttering]
Conky 2000 ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky.
What's today's
secret word?
I-I-I thought
you'd n-n-never ask.
Today's secret word
is "All."
Now, everybody
remembers what to do
whenever anyone says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone says
the secret word,
scream real loud!
Ready? Let's try it.
Oh, Chairry.
Yes, Pee-wee.
I'm awfully tired.
Would you mind
if I sat down on you
for a while?
No, Pee-wee, not at all.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Presenting...
[together]
His Royal Majesty,
The King of Cartoons!
♪ That's right,
you heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be right
in directly ♪
♪ To present
the cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Dooba dooba dooba
doo wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
Hooray!
The King is here!
Hooray!
Hi, Your Highness.
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Wasn't there something you
wanted to say, Your Majesty?
No, no, say?
I don't think so.
Oh, that's right!
Boys and girls,
friends of the Playhouse,
and beloved subjects,
one and all...
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Let the cartoon begin!
[mouse chirping]
[together] Eek! Aah!
Pee-wee! Help!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
What is it, Flowers?
There's a caterpillar
in our box!
Oh, a caterpillar?
Is that all?
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Aw.
Isn't he cute? Look.
No! Gross!
Mmm, maybe I should
put you outside,
Mr. Caterpillar.
Come on.
There you go.
That'll be
a great place
for you to build
your cocoon.
What's a cocoon, Pee-wee?
Oh, that's what
a caterpillar builds
before he becomes
a butterfly.
You mean
that ugly thing
is going to be
a beautiful butterfly?
Uh-huh.
We don't believe you.
Maybe I can help you
convince them, Pee-wee.
Watch this.
[narrator] If a caterpillar
crawled up to you and said,
"Hey, my mom's a butterfly,"
would you believe it?
Well, it's true.
A caterpillar
is a butterfly
in the larval stage.
In the second stage
of its life,
called the pupal stage,
its skin swells and forms
a pupa case or cocoon.
Soon, through the transparent
skin of the pupa,
the black and orange wings
of the monarch butterfly
can be seen.
In a little more
than a week's time,
a crawling caterpillar
has become
a beautiful butterfly!
Wow!
Neat, huh?
Guess you can't
judge a caterpillar
by its cover.
Hi, Mrs. Renee.
Oh, hi, Pee.
I'd love to gab,
but I'm on my way
to the Cowntess'
birthday party.
I hear it's gonna be
a real groovy shindig.
See ya there.
Bye, Mrs. Renee.
Wait a minute,
the Cowntess
is having a party?
Why wasn't I invited?
Why wouldn't the Cowntess
invite me
to her birthday party?
It doesn't make
any sense at all!
Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
Duh, I don't know.
But I wish you'd stop
walking so hard.
Duh, I'm getting
a headache.
Gee, I'm sorry, Floory.
Gosh, I thought
the Cowntess was my friend.
Maybe she didn't
send invitations.
Maybe it's
an open house party.
That must be it, Chairry.
I didn't get an invitation
because the Cowntess
didn't send invitations.
Then what's this?
"Dear Randy,
please come
to my birthday party."
It's an invitation.
I didn't want to say
anything, Pee-wee,
but I got one, too.
S-s-so did I.
I got one as well,
but I'm not going to go
if you're not going,
Pee-wee.
M-m-me neither.
Me neither. So I miss
a fabulous party.
I don't care.
Not too much.
Eh, don't be a bunch
of party-poopers.
Why shouldn't
we have a good time?
I'm going.
See ya, Pee-wee.
See you, Randy.
Randy's right, everybody.
There's no reason
you shouldn't go to the party.
Go ahead.
Well, if you're sure
you want us to.
I'm sure.
Go ahead.
[stuttering] Okay, if you--
If you're really sure.
I'm sure!
I could stay
if you want me to, Pee-wee.
I wouldn't mind.
Don't be silly, Globey,
go ahead,
have a wonderful time!
Bye, Pterri! Bye, Globey!
Bye, Conky!
Have a wonderful time
at the party!
[crying]
Don't feel bad, Pee-wee.
I'm sure the whole thing's
a big mistake, that's all.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Oh, maybe you're right.
Who needs
their stupid party anyway?
We can have
a lot more fun here
than at some
stupid party.
Right!
Right on.
Hey, Pee-wee, you know
what time it is?
No, what time is it?
It's time for another
Penny cartoon.
[quacking]
Hello, my name is Penny.
Sometimes,
the ducks bite me.
The boy does.
The girl has
to sit on her nest
to lay eggs,
and their eggs hatched.
[squeaking]
Have a cigar.
The girl makes...
Nesteds?
And the boys have
a swimming pool
and goldfish in there.
[peppy music playing]
Quack, quack!
The ducks quack
all day long.
Quack, quack.
Quack, quack!
Hey, I know!
Why don't we make
a delicious snack?
What are you gonna
make, Pee-wee?
Hmm.
Maybe I'll make
some party hors d'oeuvres.
What are hors d'oeuvres?
They sound funny.
But they taste delicious,
Magic Screen.
I need celery,
cream cheese, crackers,
cheese, and peanut butter.
[all] Surprise!
Happy birthday!
[clapping]
Ooh!
Oh!
[cheerful music playing]
[inhales]
[humming]
Now, first, I'm going to take
some stalks of celery.
Make sure that you always wash
any kind of fruit or vegetable
before you eat them.
I already washed these.
Is celery a fruit
or a vegetable, Pee-wee?
It's a vegetable,
Magic Screen, duh!
I knew that.
I was just making
conversation.
Oh, Magic Screen.
Now, I'm going to take
some peanut butter
from this jar
and put it
into the celery, like this.
[vocalizing]
There we go.
May I lick
the spoon, Pee-wee?
Mmm... Okay.
Mmm, thank you, Pee-wee.
Now, I'm going to put
some cream cheese
into the other celery,
like this.
[vocalizing]
There!
Mmm, creamy.
Here we go.
Come on, Magic Screen.
Boy! They look
delicious, Pee-wee.
Thank you, Chairry.
Hey, I just thought
of something.
Since no one else
is here,
We can eat them all!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[laughs]
Open wide, Chairry.
Poop!
[crunching sound]
Here you go, Magic Screen.
There you are.
Mmm. Sure are good, huh?
Uh-huh.
Crunchy.
[humming]
Who are we trying to kid?
We're not having
a good time
because we weren't
invited to that party.
You're right, Pee-wee,
but what can we do about it?
I don't know.
Sounds like we could use
some good advice.
Hey, that's a great idea.
I could write a letter
to the Advice Lady.
She'll know what to do!
"Dear Advice Lady.
I have two questions.
Number One.
Why would somebody
that's your friend
not invite you
to their party?
And number two.
What should a person do
if something terrible
like that
happens to them?
Please answer this letter
as soon as possible,
if not sooner.
Your pal...
Puzzled in
the Playhouse."
How does that sound,
Magic Screen?
Great. Do you think
she'll answer you, Pee-wee?
I hope so.
It might take a while
if I send it
through the mail.
Hey, I know!
I'll have Mr. Kite
take it over for me
so the Advice Lady
can answer it right away.
[playful music]
Mr. Window, say "Ah!"
Ahhhhh!
Hey, Mr. Kite,
would you take that
over to the Advice Lady's
house, please?
Sure thing, boss.
I'll take
care of it pronto.
[Picturephone rings]
I'll get it!
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Is this
"Puzzled in the Playhouse"?
It's the Advice Lady!
Boy, when Mr. Kite says
pronto, he means pronto.
[Advice Lady] Okay, Puzzled,
let's answer your
first question first.
Why would somebody
that's your friend
not invite you
to a party?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Well, there could be
a lot of reasons.
Like, say,
you're having a party
just for your friends
on your little league team.
Well, then you might not invite
some of your other friends,
even if you like them a lot.
But I'm not on
the little league team,
and neither
is the Cowntess.
It's just
an example, Puzzled.
Like if you were just
inviting your family,
or a party just for girls,
or say you had
a million friends.
I have
a million friends.
Well, if you had a party,
you couldn't possibly
invite them all.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[all laughing]
[all laughing over phone]
I guess you're right,
but it doesn't make me
feel any better.
Well, that brings us to your
second question, Puzzled.
What should you do?
What should I do--
- ...should I do?
- There's an echo in here.
But the best advice
I can give you is
if someone
hurts your feelings,
you should let them know
about it.
If you don't,
you'll only end up
feeling worse.
Thanks, Advice Lady.
You're welcome, Puzzled.
I hope I've been some help.
You sure have.
Bye.
I'm gonna call
the Cowntess right now
and give her a piece
of my mind!
Pee-wee's gonna give her
a piece of his mind?
It better not be
too big a piece,
or he won't have
any mind left.
[both laughing]
Moo-hew!
Hi, Cowntess,
it's Pee-wee.
Oh, Pee-wee,
I was just about to call you.
Globey tells me that you,
and Magic Screen, and Chairry
didn't get your invitations.
That's why I'm calling.
I just wanted to tell you
you really hurt our feelings,
and we don't want to be
your friends any more.
But Pee-wee,
I did send you invitations.
Oh, really? They must've been
written on invisible paper.
But, Pee-wee--
Have a nice birthday party
without us, Cowntess.
Good-bye!
[dial tone]
At least you told her
how you felt, Pee-wee.
Yeah!
Do you feel better?
No!
Maybe you could have
told her
in a nice way,
Pee-wee.
Maybe I could have!
Maybe I should have.
Reba, the Mail Lady
is coming, Pee-wee.
Great, maybe some pen pal
letters will cheer me up.
- Hi, Pee-wee.
- Hi, Reba.
Have any
pen pal letters
for me today?
Mm, don't think so.
Just this.
And here's one
for Chairry.
And here's one
for Magic Screen.
It's an invitation.
To the Cowntess' party.
Oh, no!
I've never seen
an invitation to a party
make anyone so sad.
It's a long story, Reba.
Well, then would you mind
telling me another day?
I'm running late,
and if it's a long story,
I won't have time
to hear it all.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Bye, guys.
- Bye, Reba.
[Cowntess] Moo-hew!
Am I still
welcome here?
Cowntess.
Of course you're still
welcome here, Cowntess.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Pee-wee,
I'm sorry, too.
I just couldn't
enjoy my party
knowing I'd hurt
your feelings.
I don't know what could've
to your invitations.
Oh, we just got them.
Oh, wonderful! I guess
I should have mailed them
a little earlier.
Are we still friends?
Absolutely, I'm sorry
I yelled at you, Cowntess.
I was mad, and I guess
I just wanted you to be
as hurt as I was.
I'm sorry.
Do you forgive me?
Of course I do!
If you can't
forgive a friend,
who can you forgive?
Now, what do you say
we go back to the barn,
and get down, and party?
I've still got to blow out
the candles on my cake,
and at my age,
there's a moo-llion of them.
Okay, Cowntess,
we'll be right there.
Bye-bye.
Bye!
Do you want to ride with me
on my scooter, Chairry?
No, thanks, Pee-wee.
I think I'll walk over.
I could use the exercise.
I'll walk
with you, Chairry.
Okay. See you there.
[squeaking]
Bye, boys and girls.
I'd stay longer,
but if I don't hurry
over to the party,
there won't be any
birthday cake left at all!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Aah!