[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry!
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Oh, hello,
boys and girls.
Me and Globey
and Magic Screen
were just going through
some of our old junk.
[Globey and Magic Screen]
Hello, boys and girls.
Look! It's one of
my favorite old records!
Remember this one, Globey?
Oh, I love
that record.
Why don't
you play it, Pee-wee?
I don't know,
Magic Screen.
Why don't I?
[all laugh]
[whirring]
[stuttering] Conky 2000
ready to assist you,
Pee-wee.
Hi, Conky. We'd like
to play this record, please.
Sure thing.
Hey, I have an idea,
Pee-wee.
Why don't we pantomime
to the record
while Conky plays it?
I don't know, Magic Screen.
Why don't we?
Pantomiming to records
can be fun.
It's also called
lip-syncing.
Can you say lip-syncing?
Duh!
R-r-ready?
Yep. Everyone ready?
[together] Ready!
♪ Doy doy ♪
♪ Doo doo doo do do ♪
♪ - That certain feeling
- My heart went zing ♪
- ♪ First time I met you
- A breath of spring ♪
- ♪ I hit the ceiling
- I bought a ring ♪
- ♪ I could not forget you
- I was lost ♪
♪ You were completely sweet
Oh, what could I do? ♪
♪ Call the fire
department ♪
♪ I wanted phrases
to sing your praises ♪
♪ Got a new
apartment ♪
- ♪ That certain feeling
- I paid the rent ♪
- ♪ I'm here to confess it
- Saving every cent ♪
- ♪ Is so appealing
- This is it ♪
- ♪ No words can express it
- Name the day ♪
♪ I cannot hide it
I must confide it ♪
♪ Built myself
a dream ♪
♪ I'm feeling
that feeling, too ♪
♪ When your heart goes pow ♪
♪ And your knees go
Doy doy ♪
♪ You know that
you're feelin' ♪
♪ That feelin', too ♪
Ohh! That was fun!
Hey, P-Pee-wee,
don't you want to know
what today's
secret word is?
You know I do, Conky.
Today's secret word
is "cool."
Now, you all remember
what to do
whenever anyone says
the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right!
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone
says the secret word,
scream real loud, okay?
[all] Okay!
I love that about you!
Come on. Let's try it.
Hey, Mr. Kite!
Hi, Pee-wee.
Boy, it feels
a little cold out today.
Well, it's not
really cold.
No? How would
you describe it?
I'd describe
the weather as cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
See you later,
Mr. Kite.
Be cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Hey, Pee-wee,
The Playhouse Gang
is coming.
The Playhouse Gang!
Yippee!
[all] Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
Hi, Rapunzel,
hi, Fabian.
Hi, Lil Punkin.
Hi, Pee-wee!
Hey, Pee.
I'm so glad
you stopped by.
Hey, Pee-wee, may we play
with the Magic Screen?
I don't know,
Rapunzel. Can you?
Yes, we can!
Well, then it's okay,
if it's okay
with Magic Screen.
It's cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Come on, everybody.
Jump in.
Have fun!
Okay, kids,
throw out your dots.
Don't mind
if we do!
[all] ♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Connect the dots ♪
♪ La la la la ♪
What is it?
It looks like
a roller coaster.
Cool!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[Magic Screen] Come on,
everybody. All aboard!
Boy, this is going
to be great!
Yeah. Hold on tight,
Lil Punkin.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
Magic Screen, no more!
Stop!
[all laughing]
- [Chairry] Gotcha.
- [all] Thanks, Chairry.
Thanks, Pee-wee.
Thanks, Magic Screen.
You're welcome.
Hey, everybody.
It's dance time.
Hooray!
Hit it, Conky.
[upbeat music playing]
I'm go-go dancing.
I'm doing the cha-cha.
I'm doing the swim!
Look. Li'l Punkin's
doing the twist.
- Cool!
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Oh, howdy, boys and girls.
It's your old pal
Cowboy Curtis.
How are y'all doing today?
Well, I'm mighty glad
to hear it.
Listen, uh,
Pee-wee's not here right now,
and I was just fixin' to
read this note he left.
Say, would you like for me
to read it out loud
so y'all can hear it?
You would?
Okay. Here goes.
"Dear whoever
is reading this note."
That must be us.
"I am out playing
with the Playhouse Gang,
so please have fun
while I am gone,
and I will be back soon.
Your pal, Pee-wee Herman."
[laughing]
Oh. "P.S. Be cool."
[screaming,
bell clanging]
"P.P.S. Why don't you
watch a Penny cartoon?"
I don't know.
Why don't we?
Hello.
My name is Penny.
Well, Rebecca and me
always play string games.
We found this new thing out.
It's called
cats and cradles.
And first, what you do is
one person makes this thing,
and then the other person
squeezes the Xs
and goes out and under
or under and out--
In, under, out, in,
and then you open it.
You have this animal
or pinkies.
One person takes
one of the strings
and crosses it
and puts it
in the little triangles
that it makes.
And then you have
the cat's cradle.
It's really fun.
I wish I had my string.
[all laughing]
Boy, that sure was fun.
Say, what do we do now?
[all] Why don't you
sing a song,
Cowboy Curtis?
Well, I don't know.
Why don't I?
Hey, what song
should I sing?
[all] Make one up.
Make up a song?
Ooh-wee! That sure
sounds like fun.
I know what!
I'll use my imagination.
Now, what should
I sing about?
[all] Sing about flowers.
Well, all ready,
all righty, I will.
♪ There's all kinds
of flowers ♪
♪ That's the subject
of this song ♪
♪ If I were
to name all of them ♪
♪ This song
would be real long ♪
♪ There are
lilies of the valley ♪
♪ Apple blossoms,
daisies, clover ♪
♪ There are irises,
magnolias ♪
♪ And the song
is still not over ♪
♪ There are
violets and tulips ♪
♪ Goldenrods,
and there's the poppy ♪
♪ There's carnations
and sunflowers ♪
♪ There's more,
don't try to stop me ♪
♪ There are
mistletoes and roses ♪
♪ Lilacs
and daffodils, too ♪
♪ But there aren't
any flowers ♪
♪ Who are prettier
than you ♪
[Flowers laugh]
What a great song!
Well, I thought
you might like it.
I know what I'd like.
I'd like to go visit
Pee-wee's ant farm.
Boy, them rascals sure do
tickle my funny bone.
What's going on, ants?
[laughing]
[zany music]
[high-pitched chattering]
[all cheering]
Ooh-wee!
Cowboy Curtis,
here comes
the most beautiful woman
in Puppetland.
Howdy, ma'am.
Howdy, Cowboy Curtis.
Hello,
boys and girls.
Well, where's Pee-wee?
Why, he's out playing
with the Playhouse Gang,
and we're supposed to have
fun while he's gone.
Cowboy Curtis just
sang a song, Miss Yvonne.
Why don't
you sing for us?
Oh, I'm afraid I'm not
a very good singer, Chairry.
I bet you have
a beautiful voice,
Miss Yvonne.
I'll bet you, I don't.
I'll betcha a nickel.
Okay. You're on!
[sings unmelodiously]
♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain ♪
♪ When she comes,
when she comes ♪
I-- I think I owe you
a nickel, Miss Yvonne.
Okay. Oh, I know
what I could do
that could be fun.
I could clog dance.
Ooh-wee! Would you?
Would you?
Would I? Would I?
Oh, but I can't
clog in these shoes.
I need shoes
with taps on them.
Oh, I wish I had
some clogging shoes.
Wish? Did somebody
say wish?
I did, Jambi,
but I don't know.
Do you think Pee-wee would
mind if I used his wish?
Well, I know Pee-wee
loves you a lot.
I'm sure it'd be cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
What's your wish, mish?
She needs some shoes
fit for clogging.
Say no more. I know
just the incantation.
♪ Spirits, listen,
hear me rap ♪
♪ Miss Yvonne needs
a shoe with a tap ♪
♪ Don't bring her just one
Better bring her a pair ♪
♪ That'll make her feel
Like she's clogging on air ♪
Now repeat after me
in Jambese.
[in sing-song voice]
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
[both] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
[both] Mekka lekka hi,
mekka channey ho.
Mola-mekka, chala-mekka,
hola-mala hey.
[both] Mola-mekka, chala-mekka,
moley-mola... Hey.
The wish is granted.
Long live Jambi.
Thank you, Jambi.
Don't mention it.
Clog on, girl.
[upbeat country music]
Hey, lookie here!
The dinosaur family's
providing clogging music
for you, Miss Yvonne.
Oh, hello,
boys and girls.
That clogging
got me so overheated,
I decided to take
a bubble bath.
Do you like
bubble baths, too?
[giggles]
I thought you did.
Mmm, what could be
more relaxing?
Mmm, the water's
so nice and cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
[all laughing]
My goodness, I heard you
all screaming and laughing.
That wasn't very relaxing
of you, boys and girls.
I know. Why don't you
go in the living room
and see what Cowboy Curtis
and the Magic Screen
are doing?
Bye-bye now.
I'll see you all
in a little while.
Bye.
I said bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
I wonder where
in tarnation that da--
Oh, howdy,
boys and girls.
Whoa, I sure hope
Pee-wee comes home soon.
Me, too.
Pee-wee's funny.
He sure is.
I could show you
some funny stuff,
Cowboy Curtis.
Well, I'd certainly
like a good laugh, Magic Screen.
Nothing feels better than
a good hardy-har-har.
Right, boys and girls?
One hardy-har-har
coming right up.
Just watch.
♪ Oh, we three little sisters ♪
♪ Three Little sisters ♪
♪ We are only in our teens ♪
♪ I love a soldier ♪
♪ I love a sailor ♪
♪ I love a lad
from the ♪
[together] ♪ Marines ♪
[military drum beating]
♪ You can tell it
to the soldiers ♪
♪ Tell it
to the sailors ♪
♪ And tell it
to the marines ♪
[Flower] Presenting...
Presenting...
[together] His Royal Majesty,
The King of Cartoons!
♪ That's right
You heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
Right in directly ♪
♪ To present
The cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Dooba dooba dooba
Doo wah ♪
♪ The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
[Flowers] Hooray!
Good morning, boys and girls.
Good morning, Pee--
Cowboy Curtis,
you're not Pee-wee.
No, Your Majesty,
I'm not.
Well, did I come
to the ranch by mistake?
Oh, dear, this looks like
the Playhouse.
Well, it is,
Your Majesty.
It's just that Pee-wee's out
with the Playhouse Gang,
and Miss Yvonne's
taking a bubble bath,
and I'm here having fun
with the boys and girls.
Don't worry,
everything's cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Boys and girls,
Playhouse friends,
and cowboys,
and people
taking bubble baths...
Let the cartoon begin!
♪ I saw
the harbor lights ♪
♪ They only told me
we were parting ♪
♪ The same old
harbor lights ♪
♪ That once
brought you to me ♪
♪ I watched
the harbor lights ♪
♪ How could I help
if tears were starting? ♪
♪ Good-bye
to tender nights ♪
♪ Beside
the silvery sea ♪
While you were watching
that great cartoon,
we got a call
on the Picturephone.
Mm-hmm, and you'll never
guess who it was.
[giggles]
You guessed it!
It was Pee-wee,
and he'll be back
in just a minute.
Yeah, we thought it'd be nice
if we made him a snack.
You know, something cold.
Don't you mean
something cool?
[screaming,
bell clanging]
That's right, Globey.
We're going to make
an ice cream and cake pudding!
Mmm! It sounds divine.
Would you like me
to help?
Why, sure, Miss Yvonne.
You can go get the ice cream
out the refrig.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Would you like to help,
Globey?
No, thank you.
I'm a globe.
I'll just sit
here and watch.
Why, thank you, ma'am.
Oh, Globey, isn't
Cowboy Curtis dreamy
when he's so polite?
Yes, he's dreamy.
Now, first thing you do
when you're making
ice cream cake pudding
is you get a big
bowl like this one
and some ice cream,
which we have here,
and some cake.
Uh, I wonder if there's
any cake around here.
Look in the bread box.
[gasps] That's a
good idea, Globey.
[gasps] Look!
Angel food cake!
Well, that'll do
just fine.
Okay, now,
make sure your hands
are real clean,
and then you just
take the cake
and mush it
into the bowl, like so.
Ooh! This is fun!
Then you spoon in
your favorite ice cream
into the bowl,
like this.
Mmm, yummy!
This is going to be
out of this world!
Then you use your spoon
to stir it all around
until all the cake
is mixed in.
And there you go,
Ice cream
and cake pudding.
Hey, everybody,
Pee-wee's coming back
to the Playhouse!
- Oh!
- I know!
Let's hide and
surprise him.
Ooh, that
sounds like fun.
Did you miss me,
everybody?
[all] Yes!
We missed you!
Did you really,
really miss me?
[all] Yes, we really,
really missed you.
Did you really, really,
really, really miss me?
[all] Yes! We really, really,
really, really missed you.
Well, I missed you, too!
[all] Did you really,
really, miss us?
Hmm, I thought Miss Yvonne
and Cowboy Curtis
would still be here
when I got home!
Don't ask me where
they are, Pee-wee.
I have no idea.
They're certainly not hiding
behind the counter.
Oh, they're not,
are they?
Boo!
[both shriek and laugh]
Globey, you gave away
our hiding place.
I'm sorry.
He dragged it
out of me.
Hey, look what
we made you, Pee-wee.
Mmm, ice cream
and cake pudding!
Oh, no! I just brought
an ice cream cake back
because I thought we
wouldn't have time
to make anything
for snacktime!
With all this
ice cream and cake,
we won't have time
to eat it all.
No? I say let's try
to put a dent in it.
[all laugh]
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Ready?
Ooh-whee! I think
we've eaten a little
too much ice cream.
And cake.
Yeah, but look
on the bright side.
We did it
with time to spare!
[all laugh]
Oh, Pee-wee,
a day is certainly more fun
with you around.
Oh, really? I'm sorry
to hear that, Miss Yvonne.
Why, Pee-wee?
Because it's time
for me to go.
Oh, Pee-wee.
Bye-bye.
So long, partner.
[squeaking]
See all you partners later.
But first,
I'd like to leave you
with a little
piece of advice.
No matter what happens
till the next time we meet,
don't lose your cool.
[screaming,
bell clanging]
Aah!