[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kind of sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Hey, where's Pee-wee?
I don't know
where in the world
he could be, Chairry.
Pee-wee's over
here, Globey.
Now, he's over here.
What on earth
is he doing?
I think he's giving
Mr. Kite a boost.
Run a little faster, Pee-wee.
There's a breeze
right over there.
[wind blowing]
Thanks, Pee-wee.
That was
a real pick-me-up.
You're welcome, Mr. Kite!
Good morning, everybody.
Sure is a beautiful day outside.
It feels just like spring,
my favorite season.
Do you like spring better
than summer, Pee-wee?
Uh-huh.
Do you like spring
more than autumn, Pee-wee?
As a matter of fact,
I do, Mr. Window.
Winter is kind of fun, Pee-wee.
It has Christmas in it.
Well, I know, but I
still like spring best.
How come, Pee-wee?
Well, spring gives me
a great feeling, Chairry.
It's when all the flowers
start to grow
and the air smells fresh.
It's a time when nature
gives everything...
A brand new start.
I like spring.
In fact, I love spring.
But I'm not gonna
marry it.
Hey, Pee-wee,
what's today's secret word?
I don't know, Magic Screen.
Let's go ask Conky.
[chuckles]
[whirring]
Conky 2000 ready to
assist you, Pee-wee.
Morning, Conky. Hey, can I
ask you a personal question?
Sure, Pee-wee.
My life is
an open data bank.
Good. What's today's
secret word?
Hmm.
Today's secret word
is "begin."
Now, I don't have to
remind you what to do
Whenever anybody says
the secret word, do I?
[all] Scream!
You remembered!
I love that about you.
For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone
says the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let's try it.
Oh, Mr. Window!
Yes, Pee-wee?
What's the one thing
you have to do before
you can finish something?
Hmm. Before you finish,
you have to begin.
[all screaming]
Hey Pee-wee,
Cowboy Curtis is coming.
Cowboy Curtis!
Yippee-ay-o-ki-yay!
Howdy, everybody!
[all] Howdy, Cowboy Curtis!
Well, it sure is a pretty day
today, hey, Pee-wee?
Yep. Sure is pretty.
It's spring.
Yeah, the time of year
when all kind of
good things begin.
[all screaming]
Boy, when I come
to the playhouse,
sure don't take long
for the fun to begin.
[all screaming]
Did you bring me anything,
Cowboy Curtis?
As a matter of fact,
I did bring you
something, Pee-wee.
You did?
A present. For me?
Oh, you shouldn't have.
But I'm glad you did,
fork it over.
I brought you
some seeds.
S... Seeds? Oh.
Seeds. Yeah.
Well, I really
wanted seeds
much more than
a cool new bike
or something like that.
These aren't magic
seeds, are they?
Why, all seeds
are magic, Pee-wee.
They are?
But not all screens
are magic, are they?
Why, no, Magic Screen.
You're the only
Magic Screen I know of.
That's a load off
of my screen.
[both chuckle]
Hey, tell me about
these seeds, Cowboy Curtis.
Well, when you plant
these itty-bitty things,
why, all kinds of trees
and plants grow out of 'em,
and that's magic.
It's mother nature's magic.
Hey, come on,
let's go plant them
and see what grows.
First, we need
a glass and some soil.
Soil's another name
for dirt, Pee-wee.
Thank you, Conky.
Hey, Cowboy Curtis,
how come we're using a glass
instead of a flowerpot?
Well, that's so we can
watch the seed
turn into a
brand-new plant.
You boys and girls at home
can try this, too.
Just get a grapefruit
or an orange seed,
and try it.
Why, heck,
any kind of seed
will do the same thing.
What do we do first?
Just put the seed
in the soil an inch
or two from the top.
- Like that?
- Perfect.
Now, let's give it
a little water.
Whoa, not too much.
Now, let's take it
over by the window
so it can get some light.
- Now what?
- Now, we wait and watch.
Soon, that little fella's
gonna sprout
and grow into a plant.
Nothing's happening.
Well, it takes a few days
for the sprouting to begin.
[all screaming]
Maybe I can help speed up
the process, Pee-wee.
Thanks, Clockey.
Sure is right kindly
of you, Clockey.
Don't mention it.
Watch this.
[yeehawing]
Isn't nature wonderful?
Hey, Pee-wee,
maybe you and Cowboy Curtis
would like to look at this.
Sure is amazing what one
little seed can become,
isn't it?
Hello.
Cowboy Curtis and I
were just about to have
a delicious snack.
Yep. Talking about
that grapefruit seed
sure gave me
a hankering for some.
Me, too. I was
hankering up a storm.
Hi, fellas.
Oh, hi, Randy.
Howdy, partner.
Howdy, doody.
Hey, how's about giving me
some of that grapefruit?
Mmm, say please.
Boy, the things a fella's
gotta do around here.
- Please.
- Hmm. All right.
Don't look.
[gasping]
Cowboy Curtis
was nice enough
to cut our grapefruit
in half for us.
Aw, shucks.
'T weren't nothin'.
Well, shall we begin?
[all screaming]
[snickering]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[snickering]
It was an accident.
Honest, fellas.
Suckers!
[snickering]
Hey!
[both] It was an accident!
Presenting...
- Presenting...
[all] His royal majesty...
The king of cartoons.
♪ That's right
You heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
Right here directly ♪
♪ To present
The cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Doo-be doo-be doo-be
Doo-wah ♪
- ♪ The king
- The king ♪
♪ The king of cartoons ♪
Yippee, king of cartoons!
Hey, king cartoon!
Pee-wee, loyal subjects,
and friends at home,
I have the royal pleasure
of introducing to you all
my wife, the queen of cartoons,
and my brand new son,
his royal highness,
the prince of cartoons.
Flowers?
Presenting...
- Presenting...
[all] Her royal majesty,
the queen of cartoons,
and his royal majesty,
the prince of cartoons.
You may rise.
I've heard a lot
about this playhouse
from my husband the king.
It's quite marvelous, Pee-wee.
Thanks, your highness.
And you
must be Chairry.
Y-y-yes, your highness.
May the prince and I
sit on you?
It's been such
a journey from cartoonland.
It would be an honor.
I'm so proud
of my family,
I just had to show them off
to you, Pee-wee.
And I knew you'd want
to meet my new son.
[cooing]
He likes me!
He really likes me!
Where'd you find him, king?
- Did the stork bring him?
- Not exactly.
Did you find him
in a basket
on your castle doorstep?
No, no. Don't you know
where babies come from?
I know
where they come from.
All over the world.
No, silly. You buy babies
in the baby department
at the hospital.
I don't think so, Chairry.
Babies grow kinda like seeds,
don't they, your majesty?
Yes, something like that.
Perhaps Magic Screen
would be so kind
as to show us
some information
on the subject.
My pleasure, king.
Watch this.
Let the film begin.
[all screaming]
[narrator] There are thousands
of kinds of life on our earth,
and the amazing thing
is all of them,
even you and I,
started life
in much the same way,
from a tiny egg.
An egg so small,
you couldn't see it
without a magnifying glass.
It's hard to believe
but all creatures,
from a tiny tropical fish
to a huge elephant,
from a beautiful flower
and even to a graceful bird,
were once that small.
Birds are
warm-blooded creatures
and must keep
their eggs warm.
The egg grows and grows
until it's too large
to grow any more
inside the mother,
so she lays it
in the nest.
Three weeks later,
a little chick breaks through.
That is the miracle
of reproduction,
the continuing wonder
of nature renewing itself,
which we see everyday,
a miracle of which
every one of us is a part.
Of all the works
of nature,
the greatest creation of all
is the miracle we share
with every creature
that moves or grows.
Gosh, you learn something
new every day!
Shouldn't we be going, dear?
His highness, the prince,
needs his royal
diapers changed.
Oh, dear.
Perhaps you're right,
my love.
Good-bye, all.
Wait a minute,
your majesty.
Aren't you
forgetting something?
What could that be?
You know...
Let the cartoon...
Begin!
[all screaming]
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
loyal subjects,
let the cartoon...
Begin!
[all screaming]
How do I look, everybody?
You look handsome, Pee-wee.
You look like a world-famous
baseball player.
Really? You really
think so, Globey?
I bet that's just
what I'm gonna be.
Ricardo called and told me
about the tryouts
that they're going to be having
for the little league team.
Good luck, Pee-wee.
Thanks! Thanks, Magic Screen.
Of course,
with my natural ability...
Keen eye, strong throwing arm,
and running speed...
I doubt
if I'll be needing good luck.
Wish me luck.
[all] Good luck, Pee-wee!
Play ball!
I bet Pee-wee's hitting
a home run right now.
I bet he's making
a double play.
Everybody, look what's going on
in the mousehole.
Ready.
[growling]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Hey, everybody,
Pee-wee's coming back
to the playhouse.
Three cheers for Pee-wee.
[all] Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
How were little league
tryouts, Pee-wee?
Did you make the team?
When does the season begin?
[all screaming]
[moaning]
What position are you
playing? Pitcher?
- No.
- Catcher?
No.
First base? Shortstop?
Center field?
Right field?
No. No. No. No.
Left?
Yeah. Left out.
I didn't even make the team.
I stunk.
That's putting it mildly.
You should've seen him.
It was the funniest thing
I ever saw.
Thanks a lot, Randy.
Don't mention it, slugger.
[chuckling]
Guess I can
take this off.
While I'm changing,
why don't you boys and girls
watch a Penny cartoon?
Hello. My name is Penny.
Once upon a time,
I met a mermaid,
and she asked me to play
deep down underwater.
And I did.
She had pretty shells
like purple shells,
blue shells, pink shells,
all different
colored shells.
And she had make-up.
One thing, they
were being mean to me.
I had to cook
their dinner,
and they cooked mine.
I ate peas,
mashed potatoes, corn,
spaghetti, bread, cupcakes,
plants, a chair,
a vacuum cleaner,
a piano, jewels.
Hola, Ricardo.
Hola, Magic Screen.
Donde esta Pee-wee?
Pee-wee's in the bedroom.
He's muy triste.
He's very sad?
Why, Globey?
'Cause I didn't make
the little league team,
that's why.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I stink at sports,
that's all there is to it.
Oh, listen, Pee-wee,
so you didn't make
the baseball team.
That's okay.
Not everybody's good
at every sport.
Especially me, right?
No, not especially you.
Especially everybody.
I'll tell you what you should do
if you want to play sports.
You should find a sport
that's right for you.
What's that, tiddlywinks?
Look, Pee-wee, don't be
so down on yourself.
You know,
the whole point of sports
Is to get exercise and have fun.
You should find a sport
that's fun for you.
How? I stink at baseball.
I'm not big enough
to play football.
I'm not tall enough
to play basketball.
Well, that only leaves
a couple hundred
more sports for you to try.
Really?
Sure! There are lots of sports,
like soccer and hockey.
And tennis, and volleyball,
and skiing.
And lacrosse, and bowling,
and cricket,
and bobsledding.
Gosh, I guess there's a lot
of sports I haven't tried.
I'll say.
That's just the tip
of the iceberg, Pee-wee.
Look at this.
- Wow.
- See, Pee-wee?
There's a whole wonderful
world of sports out there.
Now, all you have to do
is find the one that's fun
for you to participate in.
Gosh, there's so many.
Where do I begin?
[all screaming]
By trying the ones
that interest you.
That's where to begin.
[all screaming]
I can help
with that, Pee-wee.
Why don't you and Ricardo
jump in?
I don't know, Magic Screen.
Why don't we?
Gotcha!
Good catch, Chairry.
Boy, that was fun!
That's what sports
are made for,
Pee-wee. Fun.
Yeah. I guess
I forgot about that.
I was trying so hard
to be good
at baseball,
- I forgot to have fun.
- That's right!
Hey, Pee-wee,
look at the time.
Oh, no, is it
time to go already?
Well, thanks for
your help, Ricardo.
[squeaks]
Hey, Ricardo,
is scooter racing
a sport, too?
It sure is, Pee-wee.
Well, that's one
I know I like.
Hope you all had as much fun
today as I did.
See you next time.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Let the race begin!
[all screaming]
[screaming]