[monkeys gibbering]
[birds chirping]
[jungle birds calling]
[birds chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chuckles]
[woman] Pee-wee's Playhouse.
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Huh-huh-huh-ho-ho
Huh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Come on in ♪
- ♪ And pull yourself
Up a chair
- Like Chairry! ♪
♪ Let the fun begin
It's time
To let down your hair ♪
♪ Pee-wee's so excited ♪
- ♪'Cause all his friends
have been invited
- That's you! ♪
♪ To go wacky
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ There's a crazy rhythm ♪
- ♪ Coming from Puppetland
- What's that? ♪
♪ Dirty Dog, Cool Cat
Chicky Baby
Are the Puppet Band ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ He's got a couple
Of talking fish and a genie
Who'll grant a wish ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo
At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
♪ Globey's spinning
Mr. Window's grinning ♪
- ♪ 'Cause Pterri's flying by
- Hello! ♪
♪ The flowers are singing
The picture phone is ringing ♪
♪ And the dinosaur family
Goes, "Hi!" ♪
♪ Mr. Kite's soaring
Conky's still snoring there's
A flashing Magic Screen ♪
♪ The Cowntess is so classy
Randy's kinda sassy ♪
♪ A nuttier establishment
You've never seen! ♪
♪ Spend the day with Pee-wee ♪
- ♪ And you'll see
What we mean!
- Come on! ♪
♪ Get out of bed ♪
- ♪ There'll be no more napping
- Wake up! ♪
♪ 'Cause you've landed
In a place
Where anything can happen ♪
♪ Now we've given
You fair warning ♪
♪ It's gonna be
That kind of morning ♪
♪ For being wacky! ♪
♪ For getting nutty! ♪
♪ Golly, it's cuckoo! ♪
♪ At Pee-wee's Playhouse! ♪
[chuckles]
Good morning,
boys and girls.
I'm getting ready
for my pajama party.
A pajama party
is where you invite
all your friends over
to spend the night.
And everyone has
to wear their pajamas!
So, while I slip into mine,
Magic Screen, would you
like to find out
today's secret word
from Conky?
Sure, Pee-wee.
Great. Thanks,
Magic Screen.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
[whirring]
Conky 2000,
ready to assist you,
Magic Screen.
What's today's
secret word, Conky?
Today's secret word
is "Watch."
Now, everyone knows
what to do when anyone
says the secret word, right?
[all] Scream!
That's right.
For the rest of the day, when
anyone says the secret word,
scream real loud. Let's try it.
- Hey, Pterri.
- Yes, Magic Screen?
Do you know
what time it is?
Don't be silly.
You know I never
wear a watch.
[all screaming]
Well, here we are.
I'm ready for beddy-bye.
Oh, Magic Screen,
did you and
the boys and girls
practice today's
secret word?
We sure did, Pee-wee.
Just watch.
[all screaming]
Oh! Ha ha. I get it.
Hey, Pee-wee, here comes
the most beautiful woman
in Puppetland.
Yippie! Miss Yvonne!
Hi, Miss Yvonne.
Hello, Pee-wee.
Hello, everyone.
[all] Hello, Miss Yvonne!
I just stopped by
to help you get ready
for the party, Pee-wee.
Thanks.
How come you're not
wearing your pajamas?
Oh, I brought
everything with me.
I'm gonna change later on
into my hostess pajamas.
Hmm, can I watch?
[all screaming]
Oh, Pee-wee.
I'm just kidding,
Miss Yvonne.
That's today's
secret word.
- What, kidding?
- No, watch.
[all screaming]
Hey, Pee-wee,
guess what time it is.
Hmm, what time
is it, Clockey?
It's time to do
the puppet dance!
[all cheering]
[upbeat music playing]
[both laughing]
Boy, puppet dancing
sure is fun!
I just love
that puppet energy.
Me, too. Hey!
While we catch
our puppet breath,
why don't you catch up
with the very latest
from Penny?
Hello. My name is Penny.
Oh, yeah,
I went to the Zoo,
and my favorite animal
was the tigers
because the tigers
talked to me.
And the seals were just
playing and playing
and playing.
One of 'em was going...
And then it holded
a ball on its nose.
Well, the giraffes
were walking,
and, they had
their babies next to them.
And then the zebras
were all sleeping,
except for one,
which had just got up
from its nap.
It was yawning and yawning
and yawning.
There we are.
And now, one leg.
And the other leg.
There now, Billy,
aren't those nice pajamas?
Yes, thank you!
[phone ringing]
Oh, I'll get it!
No. Sorry, Billy.
I'll get it.
Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
Hey, I'd like to order
a large pepperoni pizza,
two root beers,
and a triple-scoop
chocolate sundae
with everything on it.
I'm sorry,
please check
the number again
and be sure you are
dialing correctly.
I love wrong numbers.
I know. Let's go visit
my ant farm!
Hello, ants!
[peppy music plating]
[squeaking]
Pee-wee?
Yes, Miss Yvo...
[romantic music playing]
All set.
[both] Wow!
Yeah!
Whoo-whoo!
Miss Yvonne,
you're so beautiful,
I can hardly stand it!
Then maybe you should
sit down, Pee-wee.
[both laughing]
Oh, thank you, Pee-wee.
A hostess always has
to look her best.
This is going to be
some party.
I hope we can
stay up to watch.
[all screaming]
And we come from Burma
just to sell you bananas.
[all cheering]
"C"!
"C", my name is Corny
and my wife's name is Cutie
and we come from Cucamonga
just to sell you confetti!
[all cheering]
[doorbell rings]
- Oh, excuse me.
- Sure.
[Miss Yvonne] "D",
my name is Diedre...
- Hi, Pee-wee.
- Hi!
- Hi, "P."
- Hello!
- Howdy.
- Howdy!
Hey, why don't you
join your hostess
Miss Yvonne
for some party games?
[both] I don't know.
Why don't we?
[all giggle]
Excuse me, Pee-wee.
Uh, listen.
Can I talk to you
over here in private
for a minute?
I got just a little problem.
What's the matter,
Cowboy Curtis?
Well, it's like this, Pee-wee.
I knew I was coming over here
to spend the night and all.
And then it dawned on me
this here is
a pajama party, and...
Well...
I don't have
any pajamas to wear.
Well, what do you sleep in,
Cowboy Curtis?
Nothin'. I sleep in the nude.
Mmm, I see your problem.
I know.
Let's ask Jambi for help.
Hey, that's a great idea!
Wake, o genie,
if you hear,
calling Jambi to appear!
You rang?
Hi, Jambi.
Cowboy Curtis needs
a pair of pajamas
for the party.
I wanted to
make it my wish
for the day.
PJs, huh?
Well, Cowboy,
what sort of
fashion statement
would you
like to make?
Trendy? Traditional?
Sensuous?
Sensational?
Well, I'd kind of
like something
with a cowpoke flavor to it.
Of course.
Spirits of the tumbleweed,
help our Cowboy friend in need.
See him fitted
for the night
in PJs that are
out of sight!
Whoo-wee!
[chuckles]
Thank you, Jambi.
Anytime, Cowboy.
And thank you, Pee-wee.
You're welcome,
Cowboy Curtis.
♪ Buttons, buttons ♪
Hey, they're singing my song!
♪ She asked her
Mother, mother, mother ♪
♪ For 15 cents
Cents, cents ♪
♪ To see the elephant
Elephant, elephant ♪
♪ Jump over
The fence, fence, fence ♪
♪ She jumped so high
High, high ♪
♪ She touched
The sky, sky, sky ♪
♪ She never came back
Back, back ♪
♪ Till the fourth of July ♪
[all laughing]
Hey, look, everyone,
it's Roger!
Hello, everybody!
- Hi!
- Hey, Roger!
Come on in, Rog!
Roger, you party
animal, you!
- Hey, Rog!
- Hey, Roger!
Roger, I'm so glad
you could come.
Thanks for
inviting me, Pee-wee.
It wouldn't be a party
without you, Rog.
Hey, now that
everybody's here,
let's get ready for bed.
- Come on, Rog!
Hey, come on, Rog,
this is gonna be great!
Hmm.
- Hey.
Presenting...
- Presenting...
[all] His Royal Majesty,
the King of Cartoons.
♪ That's right
You heard us correctly ♪
♪ He'll be
Right in directly ♪
♪ To present
The cartoon perfectly ♪
♪ Doo-ba doo-ba
doo-ba doo-ba ♪
♪ The King ♪
- ♪ The King
- The King ♪
♪ Of Cartoons ♪
King of Cartoons!
Excuse me, Roger.
Hey, Roger,
I brought you
a nice pillow.
Hi, King! Welcome to
our pajama party.
Oh, thank you, Pee-wee.
I'd love to stay,
but the Royal pajamas
are in the wash.
So, allow me to leave you
with a bedtime cartoon
to wish you
pleasant dreams.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, friends,
both with
and without pajamas...
Let the cartoon...
Begin!
[narrator] And now we present
a pleasant diversion
in which we forget
the swiftly moving tempos
of the present,
and go back to the past,
recalling old scenes
and songs
and tranquil memories.
[melodious music playing]
Hello, Annie!
♪ She's my sweetheart ♪
♪ I'm her beau ♪
♪ She's my Annie ♪
♪ I'm her Joe ♪
♪ Soon we'll marry ♪
♪ Never to part ♪
♪ Little Annie Rooney ♪
♪ Is my sweetheart ♪
[all laughing]
[cheering]
- All right!
- Okay, let's go!
Come on, Roger!
Over here, Roger!
- Oh, Jambi.
- Hey, hey, sleepyheads.
It's time for
the last dance
of the evening.
This one's a slow one,
folks, and
it's ladies' choice.
- Thank you, Jambi.
Go for it.
Maestro Conky,
a little music, please.
[slow music playing]
- Por favor.
- Encantados.
You can certainly
dance well, Rog.
Well, you sure
dance pretty,
Miss Yvonne.
Thank you.
May I?
Why, yes, you may.
I hate to tell you
this, Pee-wee,
but I've never
slept indoors before.
I kinda like sleeping out
under the open night sky.
Well, there's plenty
of night sky right outside.
Hey, maybe
you should sleep
outside on the porch!
May I?
Yes, you may.
Good night, everybody!
[all] Good night,
Cowboy Curtis!
- Sleep good, now.
- Good night!
"He can live
with all of us
and be our part-time dog."
[all exclaiming]
- Good story, Pee-wee.
- So, happily ever after.
At our next
pajama party,
I'll be reading
Part-time Boy.
I can't wait
for that one, Pee-wee.
Okay, well,
I guess it's time for
everyone to get tucked in.
[all] Okay.
Ricardo, give me
your pillow.
- Don't step on my blanket.
- Thanks, Pee-wee.
Okay. If anybody
needs a glass of water
or a trip to the potty,
now is the time.
- No, I'm okay.
- No.
- All right, everybody.
- Okay, good night, everyone.
- Good night, Pee-wee.
- Nighty-night, sleep tight.
Don't let
the bedbugs bite!
[all] Good night, Pee-wee.
- Good night, Reba.
- Good night, Floory.
- Good night, Pee-wee.
- Good night, Dirty Dog.
- Good night, Chairry.
- Good night, Floory.
- Good night, Miss Yvonne.
- Good night, Cowboy Curtis!
- Good night, Ricardo.
- Good night, Mrs...
Okay, shut up, everyone!
Good night.
[sighs]
Hey, it's awfully
bright in here.
Oh. Ha ha.
I forgot
to turn out the lights!
Conky, could you please
turn out the lights?
Sure thing.
[Pee-wee] Thank you, Conky.
Good night.
One, two, three, four...
[Pee-wee] Psst, Roger,
what are you doing?
I'm counting sheep so
I can fall asleep.
Well, please count
to yourself, Roger.
You're keeping
everyone awake.
Five, six, seven, eight...
[Ricardo] Shh!
Icallate, por favor!
[snoring]
[Miss Yvonne] Cowntess.
Cowntess!
Wake up!
Honey, you're snoring!
What? I'm sorry,
everyone.
I was having
a wonderful dream.
I was jumping
over the moon.
[Ricardo] Ow!
[Reba] Excuse me.
Where's... Excuse me.
- Where's the...
- Ow!
Reba, you're interrupting
my beauty sleep.
Sorry. I forgot to
take off my watch.
[all screaming]
Is everybody wide awake?
I don't think I'll
be able to fall asleep.
I know...
Let's stay up all night!
I know,
let's turn off the lights,
and those of us who
want to sleep can.
The rest of us,
we can talk quietly
amongst ourselves.
[Ricardo]
Good night, Reba.
- Good night again, everybody.
- Good night, Ricardo.
- Good night, Mrs. Rene.
- Good night again.
[shushing]
Hey, that's
really neat, Pee-wee.
How do you do that?
With my hands. See?
Hey, that looks
like a conejo.
A what?
A rabbit.
What's this?
El lobo, the wolf.
And, uh, this?
Un aguila.
An eagle.
That's all I know.
Good night, Ricardo.
Good night, Pee-wee.
[groans]
[yawns]
[all groaning]
Hmph!
[Pee-wee]
Who's in the kitchen?
It's me, Pee-wee.
Mrs. Rene.
I'm hungry!
Me, too.
Me, three!
Well, now that you
mention it, having a snack
sounds like
an excellent idea!
Yay!
[all laughing]
Thank you,
Miss Yvonne.
We're having
an indoor picnic
in the middle of the night!
I had leftover fruit salad
in the refrigerator.
Mmm!
Delicious!
Deliciosa!
Mmm, fruity!
I love fruit salad.
[all] Then why don't
you marry it?
All right, then...
I will.
[all chuckle]
[humming bridal march]
Do you,
Pee-wee Herman,
take this fruit salad
to be your
lawfully-wedded wife,
to have and hold
from this day forward,
in sickness
and in health,
till death do you part,
so help you God?
Do you? Do you?
I do.
[Ricardo] Do you,
fruit salad,
take this man to be your
lawfully-wedded husband,
to have and hold,
and so on and so forth,
so help you God?
Yes. The fruit salad
said, "I do."
Now, by the power
vested in me,
I hereby pronounce you
man and wife.
You may
kiss the bride.
Don't watch!
[all screaming]
[all laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
[all cheering]
[clock dinging]
[snoring]
Shh.
[squeaking]
[whispering] I sure enjoyed
our pajama party.
Right now,
I'm sneaking out
to pick up some things
for breakfast
before the others wake up.
I hope you'll join us
at our next pajama party.
And until then,
keep tuning in to watch.
[all screaming]