Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair
Like Chairry!
Let the fun begin It's time it let down your hair
Pee-wee’s sure excited
- 'Cause all his friends have been invited - That’s you!
To go wacky at Pee-wee’s playhouse
There’s a crazy rhythm coming from Puppetland
Whats that?
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, Chicky Baby are the puppet band
Yeah!
You got a couple of talking fish
And a genie who’ll grant a wish
Golly, it’s cuckoo at Pee-wee’s playhouse
Globey’s spinnin’, Mr. Window’s grinnin’ cause Pterri's flyin' by
Hello!
His flowers are singin’, the picturephone is ringin’
and the dinosaur family goes, "Hi"
Mr. Kite’s soarin’, Conky’s still a-snorin’
There’s a flashing magic screen
The Cowntess is so classy
Randy’s kind of sassy A nuttier establishment
you’ve never seen Spend a day with Pee-wee,
- and you'll see what we mean - Come on!
Get out of bed There’ll be no more nappin’
Wake up!
’Cause you’ve landed in a place where anything can happen
Now we’ve given you fair warning It’s gonna be that kind of morning
For being wacky
For getting nutty Golly it's cuckoo
at Pee-wee’s playhouse
Hola, Pee-wee.
Hola, Ricardo.
¿Que es la palabra secreta hoy?
- What? - La palabra secreta.
That means "the secret word." Palabra secreta.
Palabra.
Palablah.
Don’t forget to roll the "r" a little.
Palabra.
Fantastico, Pee-wee.
You’re becoming a real muchacho.
Muchachoey.
Ready to assist you, Pee-wee.
Hi, Conky.
What’s today’s palabra secreta?
Un momento, por favor.
Today’s secret word is "now."
You all remember what to do
whenever anyone says the secret word, right?
Scream!
That’s right. For the rest of the day,
whenever anyone says the secret word,
scream real loud.
Ready? Let’s try it.
I got to go, Pee.
Right now?
Well, bye for now!
Pee-wee,
will you come outside and play with me?
I’m sorry, Pterri,
I'll play with you later, but I can’t right now.
Because I’m going to write a letter
to my pen pal Oki, who lives in Japan.
Dear Oki,
How is Japan?
Please write back.
Your pen pal, Pee-wee.
Having a pen pal sure is fun.
I’m going to put this in the mail right... away.
Gosh, I wish Reba was here.
Wish? Did somebody say "wish?"
I did, Jambi.
I wish Reba the mail lady was here
so she could deliver this letter for me.
Why don’t you just take it down to the corner
and put it in the mailbox?
It’s my wish. I can do whatever I want to with it.
Are you sure you shouldn’t ask Reba first?
Hey, Jambi, you work for me, remember?
Just grant the wish.
There’s a word that goes at the end of that sentence.
Now!
Mecka lecka hi, mecka hiney ho.
Reba the mail lady, here you go.
Hi, Reba.
Pee-wee?
How’s it going?
What are you doing in my house?
I’m not in your house. You’re in the playhouse.
The playhouse? How did I get here?
Jambi, did you put a wish on me?
He made me do it.
See, I have this letter and I wished
that you were here to mail it for me.
Why didn’t you just take it down
to the corner and put it in the mailbox?
Well, as long as you’re here,
would you mind mailing this letter for me, please Reba?
Pee-wee, I would do just about anything for you,
but today is my only day off.
All right, I’ll mail the letter myself!
Thank you.
Wait, Reba. Reba, wait.
Wait. Wait.
Reba, wait.
Since it’s your day off,
why don’t you stay and have some breakfast?
No, I better not.
No, Reba! Reba!
All right!
Yay, Reba!
I make the best breakfast in the whole world.
You are gonna be so happy
that you decided to stay for breakfast!
What are we having?
Eggs, french toast, sausage, muffins,
pancakes, cereal, hash browns,
biscuits, waffles,
fresh squeezed orange juice,
croissants...
A veritable breakfast Smorgasbord.
Say, I’m glad you wished me over.
Hey, while I go and make some delicious breakfast,
here’s something good for you.
A Penny cartoon.
Hello, my name is Penny
and this is the jump rope song that we do.
It takes two people or one people.
If it takes one people,
you have to turn it and then you jump.
If it takes two people,
and then you ask another person to play,
and they could jump in,
and you could keep on taking turns.
My mother, your mother
Live across the street
On 1819 Harbor Street
When they get into fights
This is what they say
Boys are stupid Made out of cotton
Girls are sexy Made out of Pepsi
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
I love you
If they’re really good, you could do it all day.
I want to sit next to Reba.
Sorry, Pterri, I’m already sitting here.
But you’ve got all the room in the world.
I am the world.
Okay, everybody! Breakfast is ready!
Pterri, I’m here already.
Move over!
But how am I supposed to sit next to Reba?
Pterri, please get in your seat.
Bet you had no idea you were so popular
with all the playhouse characters, Reba.
I do now.
It smells good!
And I’m starving.
Make sure you drop some on the floor.
Okay, everybody.
Dig in!
Baby, what a meal!
Here you go, Reba.
Magic Screen.
Thank you.
Conky, would you take this over to Chairry?
Sure.
Here you are, Globey.
Yummy.
Pterri.
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Conky...
and Pee-wee.
Go on, Reba.
Don’t let your oatmeal get cold.
Isn’t there something missing?
For Heaven’s sake, Reba, you didn’t get any potatoes.
There we are.
Would you care for some bran?
No, thank you.
I would. I need some.
Amen, Globey.
These are the best pancakes I ever tasted.
More toast, please.
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Magic Screen, you have some egg on your face.
Right there.
I am stuffed.
So am I.
Good one, Chairry.
Stuffed.
Reba, did you get enough to eat?
There’s plenty more of everything.
- Where? - Right here.
Reba, did I forget to mention
that this was just an imaginary meal?
So you were just pretending to eat.
Yeah.
I am so glad.
But, Pee-wee, I’ve got a real appetite.
Don’t you have any real food?
Yeah!
Why don’t you go look in the refrigerator?
I’m so hungry!
Just delicious, Pee-wee.
Boy.
Right on, bro.
I know what you are but what am I?
Groovy.
Love thy neighblets.
Stop poaching! Stop poaching!
Give “piece” a chance.
Did you find something Reba?
I don’t think I’m hungry right now.
How about now?
No. I really should be going.
Hold on.
How about finishing all the dishes?
Just kidding.
Thanks for... breakfast.
Don’t mention it.
Listen. On your way home, do me a little favor.
Just put this in the mailbox, will you?
Sure, Pee-wee.
- I’d love to. - Thanks.
Bye! Thank you!
Look out below!
No! No, Pterri!
Pterri!
Pterri, I told you not to play
Acapulco cliff diver In the playhouse!
I’m sorry.
Will you go outside and play with me now?
After you’ve picked up
each and every one of these cards!
Pee-wee, the King of Cartoons is coming!
Then let’s roll out the red carpet!
That’s right You heard us correctly
He’ll be right in, directly To present the cartoon correctly
The King The King
of Cartoons.
- Hi, King! - Hello, Pee-wee.
- Hello, everyone! - Hi, King!
Let the cartoon begin!
Harvest time!
Swing it!
Help, Pee-wee! Help!
Pterri’s drinking our water.
Pterri, what’s the matter with you?
That’s the fishes’ water!
I know, but my dish was empty and I’m thirsty.
Then you ask somebody to get you some.
You don’t just drink somebody else’s.
I’m sorry.
Can we still go outside and play?
No, we can’t go outside and play.
I think you should go to your nest.
Go on, Pterri. Now!
I’ll get it! I'll get it!
Pee-wee’s playhouse. Pee-wee speaking.
Hello, Pee-wee.
Hi, Mrs. Rene.
So?
So what?
How are you?
This is a how-are-you call.
I decided to call everyone I know
and ask them how they are.
Well, I--
Me? I’ve been so busy. I just got back
from my next door neighbor’s sister’s brother’s.
And I had a great time.
And I bought a new dress.
Well--
I took it back because it was too sheer
for my comely bone structure.
So, instead, I bought the most darling pair of shoes.
And let me tell you, Pee-wee...
I don’t want to sit here in this nest. It’s no fun.
Hiya, Pterri. What’s the matter?
Nothing.
Can’t fool me. You’re upset
because you think nobody likes you.
No, sir. Pee-wee likes me.
If he liked you, he’d be playing with you
instead of punishing you.
But I like you, so I’ll give you a little advice.
Don’t stick around where you’re not wanted.
Not wanted?
Nobody likes me.
And then I went to the movies,
and then I went home, and then I went to sleep,
you know? It’s true.
These how-are-you calls do wonders for your spirits.
Well, I hate to cut you off, Pee-wee,
but I have 100 more how-are-you calls to make.
Bye-bye, my darling.
Bye!
Mrs. Rene has telephonitis!
Okay, Pterri.
Pterri!
Come on, Pterri! We’re going outside to play!
Pterri. Pterri.
Pterri!
Hey, it’s a note.
"Dear Pee-wee, Nobody likes me
and so I am going away. Pterri."
No!
Pterri’s run away from home!
Pterri ran away!
Pterri ran away! Why?
What on earth would make him do something like that?
Hey, Pee-wee.
As long as Pterri ran away, can I move into his nest?
Randy, did you say something to Pterri?
Yeah. I thought you didn’t like him.
What are you talking about? Of course I like him!
Well, you were angry with him.
Randy, just because you’re angry with someone,
it doesn’t mean you don’t like them anymore.
So you’re angry with me now?
Yes, I am, Randy,
but that doesn’t mean I don’t like you.
I just don’t like what you did.
Do you understand?
Yeah. I’m sorry.
I’ll help you try and find him.
Mr. Window, have you seen Pterri?
No, Pee-wee.
Clockey, have you seen Pterri?
No, Pee-wee.
Ants, have you seen Pterri?
I was supposed to fill his water dish
and I didn’t. It’s all my fault.
No, it’s my fault.
I wasn’t very nice to Pterri.
Neither was I. I feel awful.
Me, too.
I wish he’d come back.
I said I wish he’d come back!
Jambi!
Jambi, Pterri ran away. I wish he’d come back.
Pee-wee, I’ve already granted you one wish.
And besides, you just can’t wish your problems away.
I seem to have been able to do it up till now!
Pterri, Pterri!
Pterri, I hardly knew you!
Gosh, you never realize how much you miss somebody
until they’re gone.
Please, Pterri, not now.
Pterri! Pterri, you’re back!
I didn’t really run away.
I just hid under the bed
because I thought nobody liked me.
We like you, Pterri, don’t we, everybody?
- We sure do. - Of course we do.
Pterri, just because you have problems at home
it doesn’t mean you should run away.
You only hurt the people that care about you the most.
I’m sorry, Pee-wee.
That’s okay, Pterri.
The most important thing is that you’re back!
If you ever have problems at home, boys and girls,
don’t run away from them.
Talk about them with somebody.
Isn’t that right, Pterri?
Right, Pee-wee.
Would you like to go for a ride on my scooter with me?
- Would I! - Come on!
But I’d kinda like Pterri to play with me.
But I want Pterri to play with me.
Pterri, play with me.
And play with me, too.
Us, too!
My goodness,
I don’t know who to play with first.
Pee-wee, would you mind if I stayed here?
Of course I don’t mind, Pterri.
Bye, everybody. Have fun now!