COME ON IN
AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR
LIKE CHAIRRY!
LET THE FUN BEGIN
IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR
PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED
’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED
-THAT’S YOU! -TO GO WACKY
AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE
THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM
-COMING FROM PUPPETLAND -WHAT'S THAT?
DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY
- ARE THE PUPPET BAND - YEAH!
HE'S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKING FISH
AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH
GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO
AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE
GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’
- ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY - HELLO!
HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, THE PICTURE PHONE IS RINGIN’
AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI"
MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’
THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN
THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY RANDY’S KIND OF SASSY
A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN
COME ON!
GET OUT OF BED
THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’
WAKE UP!
'CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE
WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING
IT’S GONNA BE THAT KIND OF MORNING
FOR BEING WACKY
FOR GETTING NUTTY
GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO
AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE
HOW’S IT GOING? WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
HEY, LET’S SEE WHO’S HERE TODAY.
I SEE YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
NICE PAJAMAS. WHO SHOT THE COUCH?
AND I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
WHO’S THAT WITH YOU?
IT’S YOU.
PEE-WEE!
YES. WHAT IS IT, PTERRI?
WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD?
I DON’T KNOW. DO YOU?
NO?
WELL, THEN LET’S GO ASK CONKY.
GIVE ME SOME ROOM, WILL YOU?
CONKY 2000,
READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
QUICK, WHAT’S 10,600,000 DIVIDED BY 211,000?
50.2369666666...
GREAT! JUST CHECKING.
HEY, WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD, CONKY?
TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "WELL."
NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
- SCREAM! - SCREAM!
THAT’S RIGHT. FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD. READY?
LET’S TRY IT.
HEY, PTERRI, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
I’M FEELING VERY FINE.
WRONG, PTERRI, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
YOU’RE FEELING VERY WELL.
I GUESS I MADE A MISTAKE.
WELL.
HEY, PEE-WEE. HERE COMES REBA THE MAIL LADY.
LET’S SURPRISE HER.
COME ON, EVERYBODY. HIDE!
HELLO, PEE-WEE, PTERRI, CONKY, AND GLOBEY
HIDING BEHIND CHAIRRY.
HELLO, REBA.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
WHERE DID YOU ALL HIDE
THE LAST TIME YOU SURPRISED ME?
BOY, YOU GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING
TO FOOL YOU, REBA.
LET’S TRY IT AGAIN.
YEAH! YOU GO BACK OUTSIDE, AND THEN WE’LL HIDE,
AND THEN YOU COME BACK IN AGAIN.
NO. I DON’T THINK SO.
COME ON, REBA.
REBA!
NO, PEE-WEE, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, THERE’S NOBODY
I’D RATHER PLAY WITH,
BUT NOT TODAY.
WHAT’S THE MATTER, REBA?
I’M NOT FEELING VERY WELL.
AND SCREAMING AT ME
IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
SORRY, REBA, BUT YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD.
- WHAT WAS IT? - WELL.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER, REBA?
LOOK.
I’VE GOT A SPLINTER.
THAT’S A NASTY ONE.
HEY, REBA, YOU’RE IN LUCK.
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
IT’S TEN AFTER.
NOPE. TIME FOR A VISIT WITH DR. PEE-WEE!
REBA THE MAIL LADY?
THAT’S ME.
THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO DR. PEE-WEE’S OFFICE.
I’M DR. PEE-WEE,
AND THIS IS MY OFFICE.
- AND YOU ARE? - REBA.
REBA. REBA WHAT?
- REBA THE MAIL LADY. - REBA THE MAIL LADY.
WHAT TYPE OF WORK DO YOU DO, REBA THE MAIL LADY?
I’M A MAIL CARRIER.
WELL, I HOPE YOU’RE NOT CONTAGIOUS.
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DOCTOR HUMOR THERE
TO EASE THE PAIN.
NOW, IF YOU’LL JUST GO FILL THIS UP FOR ME...
PEE-WEE, I’M STARTING TO LOSE MY PATIENCE.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I’M ALWAYS LOSING MY PATIENTS.
NOW, FIRST OFF, REBA THE MAIL LADY,
LET’S TAKE AN X-RAY.
IF YOU’LL JUST STEP BEHIND THE MAGIC SCREEN.
THIS WON’T HURT, WILL IT?
TRUST ME. I’M A DOCTOR.
CHANDELIER!
OUI, OUI, PEE-WEE.
LIGHTS, S’IL VOUS PLAIT.
ORGANY.
OKAY, CHANDELIER, LIGHTS, PLEASE.
EVERYTHING LOOKS JUST FINE, REBA.
IF YOU’LL FOLLOW ME...
COME ON, RIGHT THIS WAY, REBA.
CHOP, CHOP! COME ON, COME ON.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE ON THE STOOL.
LET ME JUST PUT A LITTLE PAPER DOWN.
THERE WE ARE.
NOW, FIRST,
TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.
NURSE PTERRI, THERMOMETER, PLEASE.
YES, DOCTOR.
THANK YOU. PTERRI, YOU SLOBBERED
ALL OVER THE THERMOMETER!
DON’T WORRY, REBA.
I’M GONNA GET YOU A STERILE ONE.
SAY "AHH", THE MAIL LADY.
OKAY, GOOD. NOW...
HOW’S EVERYTHING GOING DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE?
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
FASCINATING.
REBA, I FORGOT TO PUT ON
MY MIRRORED DOCTOR’S HEADBAND.
I DROPPED IT.
OKAY...
- NOW LET’S SEE... - WHAT’S WRONG?
I GAVE YOU THE DOG THERMOMETER.
I’M JUST KIDDING.
TEMPERATURE SEEMS JUST FINE, REBA.
NOW LET’S LISTEN TO YOUR HEART.
NICE BEAT. GIVE IT ABOUT A 95.
JUST ONE MORE THING, REBA.
- NO, PEE-WEE. GOOD-BYE. - JUST KIDDING, REBA!
I'M JUST KIDDING. JUST A LITTLE GLOVE JOKE.
SIT DOWN.
DON’T FORGET ABOUT YOUR SPLINTER.
TWEEZERS, NURSE PTERRI.
- THANK YOU. - WELCOME.
DON’T WORRY, REBA, THIS IS GOING TO HURT YOU
MORE THAN IT WILL HURT ME.
ALL GONE. IT’S OUT.
- YOU’RE ALL BETTER. - YOU DID IT!
DR. PEE-WEE,
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
I HAVE JUST THE WAY YOU CAN THANK ME, REBA.
PAY MY BILL.
HELLO
IT’S THE DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS!
HI, MILLY. HI, ELENA.
- HI, EADIE. - HI, PEE-WEE!
HI, DEL RUBIOS!
BOY, I’M GLAD YOU STOPPED OVER.
I MUST SAY YOU’RE ALL LOOKING WELL.
AND I SEE YOU ALL HAVE YOUR GUITARS.
THAT’S US. THREE GALS, THREE GUITARS.
WE DON’T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT OUR GUITARS.
WE FEEL NAKED WITHOUT THEM.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I FEEL NAKED WITHOUT MY PEE-WEE SUIT.
WE CAME OVER TO PLAY.
GREAT! WHAT’LL WE PLAY?
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS?
LET’S SEE. I ALREADY PLAYED DOCTOR WITH REBA.
I KNOW! LET’S PLAY PASS THE ORANGE!
HOW DO YOU PLAY THAT?
IT’S REALLY FUN.
BUT FIRST WE NEED AN ORANGE.
HEY, PTERRI, WOULD YOU PLEASE
BRING ME AN ORANGE FROM THE REFRIGERATOR?
CERTAINLY. IT’S MY PLEASURE.
THANKS, PTERRI.
OKAY. HERE’S HOW YOU PLAY...
NOW, FIRST I PUT THE ORANGE UNDER MY CHIN.
LIKE THIS.
THEN I HAVE TO PASS IT TO YOU
WITHOUT USING MY HANDS, BUT THE TRICK IS
YOU CAN’T USE YOUR HANDS EITHER.
FUN!
I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THIS GAME.
I DON’T HAVE A CHIN.
THAT’S OKAY, GLOBEY.
WE’LL PLAY SOMETHING ELSE.
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE A SONG, MAN. HIT IT!
BRAVO!
AND NOW, TIME FOR THIS!
DONDE HAY MAL, DONDE HAY MALICIO,
DONDE HAY PELIGRO,
BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN, LLAMEN POR...
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD.
EL HOMBRE.
AMIGO DE TODOS.
EL HOMBRE: SUPERHEROE.
NO ES JUSTO MALTRATAR A LOS ANIMALES.
USTEDES DEBEN RESPETARLOS A TODOS,
YA SEAN GRANDES O PEQUENOS.
PERDON, EL HOMBRE. MAS NUNCA LO VEREMOS HACER.
TRATENLOS DE LA MISMA FORMA
QUE USTEDES QUISIERON SER TRATADOS.
USTED TIENE RAZON, HEROE.
A MI NO ME GUSTA SER TRATADO DE ESA MANERA.
HI.
I’M JUST PEELING AN ORANGE FOR SNACKTIME.
ORANGES ARE NATURALLY SWEET
AND JAM-PACKED WITH VITAMIN C.
THEY’RE AS MUCH FUN TO EAT AS THEY ARE TO PLAY WITH.
PLUS THEY COME IN SECTIONS-- PERFECT FOR SHARING.
WHAT’S THAT, ROOSEVELT?
YOU SAY YOU’D LIKE A SECTION?
ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
HE BIT MY FINGER OFF!
FAKED YOU OUT.
HERE’S A SECTION FOR YOU, PTERRI.
SECTIONY.
AND A SECTION FOR YOU, GLOBEY.
MUCH OBLIGED.
CONKY, HERE’S A SECTION FOR YOU.
AND WOULD YOU TAKE A SECTION
OVER TO FLOORY AND TO CHAIRRY?
- S-S-SURE, SURE. - THANKS.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, A SECTION FOR PEE-WEE.
HEY, PEE-WEE, WHERE’S MY SECTION?
I’M AWFULLY SORRY, RANDY.
BUT I HAVE ONLY ONE SECTION LEFT.
THAT’S OKAY. I ONLY WANT ONE.
HEY!
THANKS, PEE-WEE.
THAT WAS MY SECTION.
OKAY, PEE-WEE, I’LL SHARE MINE WITH YOU.
YOU CAN HAVE THE SEED.
SEEDY.
YOU’RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT SEED,
ARE YOU, PEE-WEE?
I KNOW. I’LL PLANT THE SEED.
IT WILL GROW INTO A GIANT TREE
WITH MORE ORANGES FOR MORE SEEDS
FOR MORE TREES.
AND THEN MORE ORANGES, MORE SEEDS, AND MORE TREES.
MORE ORANGES, MORE SEEDS, AND MORE TREES.
INFINITY!
MAY I ASK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PEE-WEE?
I’M PLANTING MY ORANGE SEED, PTERRI.
SEE, I PUT SOME DIRT IN THIS POT.
THEN I MAKE A LITTLE HOLE FOR THE SEED,
THEN I DROP THE SEED IN THE HOLE,
THEN I COVER IT WITH SOME MORE DIRT.
I LIKE THE DIRTY PART THE BEST.
NOW...
NOW WE’RE GONNA WATER IT WITH SOME WATER FROM THE WELL.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT FOR IT TO GROW.
IT CERTAINLY IS TAKING ITS TIME, ISN’T IT?
YEAH. I WISH IT WOULD GROW FASTER.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI!
I PLANTED AN ORANGE SEED
AND IT’S TAKING TOO LONG TO GROW.
BE PATIENT, PEE-WEE.
IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, IT’LL BE A TREE.
WAIT, JAMBI. I WANT IT TO GROW FASTER.
THEN MAKE SURE IT GETS PLENTY OF SUNSHINE AND WATER.
HOLD ON, GENIE. I WISH IT WOULD GROW FASTER.
WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO?
MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA HINEY HO.
COME ON, ORANGE SEED. START TO GROW!
WOW! JAMBI, YOU MUST HAVE A GREEN THUMB.
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
PRESENTING...
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, THE KING OF CARTOONS.
- HI, KING. - HELLO, PEE-WEE.
IS THAT AN ORANGE TREE GROWING IN OUR PLAYHOUSE?
WHAT ORANGE TREE?
WHY, THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
I DON’T SEE ANY ORANGE TREE.
DO YOU SEE ANY ORANGE TREE, CHAIRRY?
I DON’T SEE ANY ORANGE TREE.
DO YOU SEE ANY ORANGE TREE, PTERRI?
I SEE NO ORANGE TREE.
SORRY, KING.
YOU MEAN YOU DON’T SEE THIS TREE?
MAYBE I’VE BEEN SEEING TOO MANY CARTOONS.
I THINK I SHOULD TAKE MYSELF HOME
AND LAY ME DOWN.
WAIT, KING!
WE WERE JUST PLAYING.
THERE IS AN ORANGE TREE IN THE PLAYHOUSE.
WHAT ORANGE TREE? I DON’T SEE ANY ORANGE TREE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT’S RIGHT OVER THERE.
GLOBEY, DO YOU SEE AN ORANGE TREE?
I DON’T SEE AN ORANGE TREE.
OF COURSE YOU SEE AN ORANGE TREE!
IT’S RIGHT OVER TH--
YOU WERE JUST PLAYING, TOO.
THAT’S RIGHT, PEE-WEE.
YOU CAN’T KID A KIDDER.
NOW MAY I?
YES, YOU MAY.
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY.
BEFORE I GO, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
GOOD-BYE TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
AND ESPECIALLY YOU.
HEY, WHAT’S YOUR FRIEND’S NAME?
YEAH, YOU.
GOOD-BYE TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
THERE. DID I LEAVE ANYBODY OUT?
YEAH. YOU!
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
UNTIL THEN... STAY WELL.