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[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]

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AHH!

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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HA, HA.

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[OWL HOOTING]

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"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."

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AHH!

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♪ COME ON IN, 
AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪

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LIKE CHAIRRY!

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♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪

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♪ IT’S TIME 
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪

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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

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- ♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪ 
- UH-HUH!

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♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS 
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪

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- THAT’S YOU! 
- ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪

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- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
- ARR!

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♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM 
COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪

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WHAT’S THAT?

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♪ DIRTY DOG, 
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪

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- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ 
- YEAH!

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♪ HE’S GOT 
A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪

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♪ AND A GENIE 
WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
- [CHUCKLES]

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♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, 
MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪

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- ♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ 
- HELLO!

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♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, 
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪

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♪ AND THE DINOSAUR 
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪

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♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, 
CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪

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♪ THERE’S 
A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪

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HA, HA!

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♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, 
RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪

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♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT 
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, 
AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪

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COME ON!

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♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪

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WAKE UP!

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♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED 
IN A PLACE ♪

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♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN 
YOU FAIR WARNING ♪

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♪ IT’S GONNA BE 
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪

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- ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪ 
- HA, HA, HA!

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♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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VROOM!

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- [TIRES SCREECH] 
- VROOM!

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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AH, AH, AH, AH, 
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!

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[GASPS] 
AHH!

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[MIMICS PROPELLER WHIRRING]

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AH!

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[CHUCKLES]

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OH, YOU’RE HERE ALREADY.

60
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I WAS JUST PLAYING 
WITH MY MAGIC GLASSES.

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AHH! AHH! 
HA, HA!

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[CHUCKLES]

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AHH! AHH!

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HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

65
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GUESS WHO?

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- MM... RICARDO? 
- NO.

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- MM... REBA? 
- NO.

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- MM, COWBOY CURTIS? 
- NO.

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- UH, IS IT MRS. STEVE? 
- NO, GUESS AGAIN.

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- MM, KING OF CARTOONS! 
- WRONG.

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WELL, IT CAN’T BE JAMBI. 
HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY HANDS.

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- I GIVE UP. 
- YOU CAN’T GIVE UP!

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WELL, THEN 
GIVE ME A HINT.

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USE YOUR NOSE.

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[SNIFFING]

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OH, NOW 
I KNOW WHO IT IS!

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I’D RECOGNIZE 
THAT SMELL ANYWHERE!

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IT’S COWNTESS!

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- PEE-WEE! 
- [CHUCKLES]

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I WAS JUST 
KIDDING, MISS YVONNE.

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I KNEW 
IT WAS YOU ALL THE TIME.

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OH, PEE-WEE, 
YOU’RE SUCH A TEASE.

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[CHUCKLES] 
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

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- [CHUCKLES] 
- HEY, MISS YVONNE,

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW 
WHAT TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS?

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[GASPS] 
MORE THAN ANYTHING!

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WELL, COME ON, 
LET’S GO ASK CONKY.

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OOP! 
[CHUCKLES]

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C-CONKY 2-2000,

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R-R-R-READY TO ASSIST YOU, 
PEE-PEE-WEE AND MISS YVONNE!

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GOOD MORNING, 
CONKY, MY DARLING.

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HA, HA! DARLING!

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CONKY, MISS YVONNE AND I 
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

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WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD!

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[CONKY BEEPS]

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TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "ONE."

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NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER 
WHAT TO DO

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS 
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?

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[ALL] 
SCREAM!

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THAT’S RIGHT!

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FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, 
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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THE SECRET WORD, 
SCREAM REAL LOUD!

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READY? LET’S TRY IT.

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OH, MISS YVONNE, 
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A TRICK?

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IF YOU’D LIKE 
TO SHOW ME ONE.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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KEEP YOUR EYE 
ON THE PENNY.

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[SINGS ARAM KHACHATURIAN’S 
"SABRE DANCE"]

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PICK A HAND.

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- THAT ONE. 
- [ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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NOPE, IT’S 
IN THIS ONE.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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AND NOW, HERE’S ANOTHER 
PENNY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON.

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A PENNY CARTOON! 
[CHUCKLING]

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HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY.

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MY AUNT NANCY,

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UM, SHE SAW 
THIS GUY ON A MOTORCYCLE,

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AND SHE GOES, 
"OH, MY GOSH.

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THIS GUY IS AWESOME."

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[COUGHS]

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SHE’S ALWAYS GOING 
TO THE TANNING SALON.

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[BODYBUILDERS GROANING]

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SHE HAS BROWN HAIR.

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SHE’S ALWAYS CRIMPING IT, 
AND IT LOOKS LIKE BONES.

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SHE WEARS BUSTIERS.

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IT’S, LIKE, THIS THING 
THAT GOES AROUND,

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AND IT HAS NO STRAPS.

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SHE WEARS THESE HIGH HEELS, 
LIKE, THAT LONG.

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THEY’RE REALLY LONG.

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SHE HAS MINISKIRTS, 
AND EVEN WHEN IT’S RAINING,

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SHE WEARS ’EM.

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LIKE, IF IT WAS 
SNOWING IN CANADA OR ALASKA,

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SHE’D WALK OUT 
IN A MINISKIRT.

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AND SHE’S ALWAYS SAYING, 
"PENNY, I’M SO COLD."

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HELLO, DIRTY DOG.

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HELLO, COOL CAT.

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HELLO, MY CHICKY BABY. 
[CHUCKLES]

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WELL, LOOK WHO’S 
STANDING ON OUR LAWN!

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WHY, IT’S NONE 
OTHER THAN MISS YVONNE.

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MISS YVONNE, 
YOU ARE OUR ANSWER

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’CAUSE WE’VE BEEN 
LOOKING FOR A DANCER.

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MM, UH... MISS YVONNE,

146
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ARE YOU, LIKE, HIP, 
TO INTERPRETIVE DANCING?

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INTERPRETIVE DANCING.

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YEAH, WE ALL 
PLAY A LITTLE SONG,

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AND YOU ACT OUT 
THE WORDS AS WE GO ALONG.

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I ACT OUT THE WORDS. 
HM.

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OKAY. 
FINE.

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♪♪ [DOWN-TEMPO JAZZ]

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I WALK UP THE STAIRS.

154
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AND OPEN THE DOOR.

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THE SUNSHINE...

156
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LIVES IN A TORNADO.

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A MOVIE...

158
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OF WHEN 
I WAS A BABY...

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HAMMERS AWAY 
LIKE A TELEPHONE CALL

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FROM AN 
OLD, OLD, OLD...

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...ELEPHANT.

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BIRDS...

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AND RACECAR DRIVERS...

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AND FREEZE...

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WHILE I EAT MY LUNCH...

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SITTING DOWN.

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YEAH! 
YEAH!

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OH, MY! 
YEAH!

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- AMAZING, BABY! 
- BRAVO!

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- ENCORE, ENCORE! 
- BRAVO!

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OH, ISADORA DUNCAN.

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OH, THANK YOU, CONKY.

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- THANK YOU. 
- [DIRTY DOG AND COOL CAT] YEAH!

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MM...

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WHAT ARE 
YOU DOING, PEE-WEE?

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I’M MEDITATING, CHAIRRY.

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IT’S A FORM 
OF RELAXATION.

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I EMPTY 
MY BRAIN OF ALL THOUGHTS

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AND LET MY MIND 
BECOME A BLANK.

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SO? 
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

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PEE-WEE’S MIND 
IS ALWAYS A BLANK.

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[BOTH] 
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

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I BREATHE IN...

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AND OUT.

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IN...

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AND OUT.

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IN...

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AND OUT.

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UNTIL I AM RELAXED...

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AT PEACE,

191
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AND AT ONE.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[CHUCKLES]

194
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[SNORES]

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[SNORING]

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HM, WHAT IS PEE-WEE DOING?

197
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PEE-WEE’S MEDITATING.

198
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WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE 
HE’S SLEEPING ON THE JOB.

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HE LOOKS 
LIKE HE’S DREAMING.

200
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I WISH I KNEW WHAT HE WAS 
DREAMING ABOUT.

201
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WISH? 
DID SOMEBODY SAY "WISH"?

202
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I DID, JAMBI.

203
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I WISH TO KNOW 
WHAT PEE-WEE IS DREAMING ABOUT.

204
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OOH. 
THAT OUGHT TO BE WEIRD.

205
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:05,400
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME, 
PTERRI, IN JAMBESE.

206
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:08,367
MEKKA LEKKA HI, 
MEKKA HINEY HO.

207
00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:11,400
[BOTH] 
MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA HINEY HO.

208
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:14,601
SPIRITS IN THE PLAYHOUSE, 
KICK AND SCREAM.

209
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,367
LET’S LOOK IN 
ON PEE-WEE’S DREAM!

210
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,601
I’M SUPER PEE-WEE!

211
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HA, HA! 
[CHUCKLES]

212
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,400
I SEE LONDON!

213
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:39,067
AHH!

214
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,300
[CHUCKLING]

215
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:43,601
I SEE FRANCE!

216
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,467
WOW, I SEE 
MOSCOW’S UNDERPANTS!

217
00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:49,868
- [CHUCKLES] 
- HELP! SOMEBODY!

218
00:10:49,934 --> 00:10:52,968
A CALL FOR HELP! 
SOMEONE’S IN DISTRESS.

219
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THIS IS A JOB 
FOR... SUPER PEE-WEE!

220
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- [CHUCKLES] 
- SOMEBODY! PLEASE!

221
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HELP!

222
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,267
OH! 
SUPER PEE-WEE!

223
00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:05,100
THANK GOODNESS 
YOU’RE HERE!

224
00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,634
WHAT SEEMS TO BE 
THE PROBLEM, MA’AM?

225
00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:09,934
WELL, I WAS 
DOING MY EXERCISES,

226
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,234
AND I DIDN’T 
REALIZE HOW HEAVY THIS IS.

227
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,701
PLEASE...

228
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:17,200
FLY AROUND THE WORLD 
AND GET ME SOME HELP!

229
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:19,067
HELP? 
HA , HA, HA, HA!

230
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:22,367
I DON’T NEED ANY HELP. 
I’M SUPER PEE-WEE!

231
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THIS IS 
A 10,000-POUND BARBELL.

232
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YOU’LL NEED 
50 MEN TO LIFT IT.

233
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,634
IT’S MUCH 
TOO HEAVY FOR JUST ONE.

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[ALL SCREAM]

235
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:32,067
[ALL LAUGH]

236
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:35,234
NOTHING IS TOO 
HEAVY FOR SUPER PEE-WEE.

237
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:39,234
[CHUCKLES]

238
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:43,367
[BARBELL CRASHES AND ROLLS]

239
00:11:43,434 --> 00:11:45,434
THANK YOU.

240
00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:46,767
NOW, I’LL HAVE 
TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE

241
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:51,167
NONE OF YOUR BONES 
ARE BROKEN WITH MY X-RAY VISION.

242
00:11:57,868 --> 00:12:00,300
FLORAL PRINT. 
[CHUCKLES]

243
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:04,400
OH, SUPER PEE-WEE, 
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

244
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:07,167
HERE. 
LET ME TRY.

245
00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,467
♪♪ [SOFT ORCHESTRATION]

246
00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:14,667
PEE-WEE.

247
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,000
GO AWAY, GLOBEY.

248
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,934
PEE-WEE, WAKE UP. 
I’M HUNGRY.

249
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,467
NO, I DON’T 
WANNA WAKE UP.

250
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,701
WAKE UP. 
WAKE UP!

251
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,334
I DON’T 
WANNA WAKE UP.

252
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,100
I DON’T WANNA 
WAKE UP.

253
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,100
I DON’T 
WANNA WAKE UP.

254
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,234
I DON’T WANNA 
WAKE UP.

255
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,434
I DON’T 
WANNA WAKE UP.

256
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,734
I DON’T WANNA 
WAKE UP.

257
00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:37,534
I DON’T 
WANNA WAKE UP.

258
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,033
PEE-WEE, WAKE UP.

259
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,601
IT’S SNACK TIME, 
AND I WANT ONE.

260
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:42,934
[ALL SCREAM]

261
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,033
[ALL LAUGH]

262
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,300
OH.

263
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,934
I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP! 
[CHUCKLES]

264
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,267
BOY, I HAD 
THE CRAZIEST DREAM.

265
00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,234
TELL ME ABOUT IT. 
[CHUCKLES]

266
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,601
YOU WERE 
IN IT, GLOBEY.

267
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,267
[ROOSEVELT BARKS]

268
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:59,667
AND YOU WERE 
IN IT TOO, ROOSEVELT! [CHUCKLES]

269
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:00,968
AND WHAT ABOUT ME?

270
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,734
MM, NO. 
NO.

271
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:05,734
YOU WEREN’T IN IT, 
MISS YVONNE. SORRY.

272
00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:06,834
PEE-WEE, I’M HUNGRY.

273
00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:08,234
[CHAIRRY] 
ME TOO.

274
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,767
ME THREE.

275
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,167
ME FLOOR.

276
00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:14,434
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 
I GET THE MESSAGE!

277
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,968
MISS YVONNE, 
IF YOU’RE NOT BUSY,

278
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:18,834
WE’D LOVE 
TO HAVE YOU FOR SNACK TIME.

279
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:22,868
WE’RE NOT GONNA EAT 
MISS YVONNE, ARE WE, PEE-WEE?

280
00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,767
[CHUCKLES] 
NO, CHAIRRY.

281
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,467
SHE’S GOING 
TO BE OUR GUEST!

282
00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,467
[CHAIRRY] 
OH! [CHUCKLES]

283
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,934
MISS YVONNE, 
AFTER YOU.

284
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,400
THANK YOU&

285
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,601
SUPER PEE-WEE.

286
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,534
TODAY, FOR SNACK TIME, 
WE’RE GOING TO HAVE

287
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:46,400
PEANUT BUTTER 
AND JELLY SANDWICHES. [CHUCKLES]

288
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:49,801
NOW, ALL WE NEED 
IS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.

289
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:50,868
DUH!

290
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:53,133
[BOTH LAUGH]

291
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,567
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

292
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,834
[ANNOUNCER] 
LOOK AT ALL 
THESE FABULOUS PRIZES.

293
00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:59,567
THEY CAN BE YOURS 
ON THE "WHEEL OF PIZZA."

294
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:09,300
HM. "P."

295
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:12,000
[LETTER DINGS]

296
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,400
HMM. 
OH.

297
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,267
[ICE CUBES WHISPERING]

298
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:21,200
[ICE CUBES GROANING]

299
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,601
GIVE ME THAT.

300
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,033
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

301
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,534
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

302
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,067
NOW, ALL WE NEED 
IS BREAD. [CHUCKLES]

303
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:45,334
OH, NO! 
WE’RE OUT OF BREAD!

304
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,601
SORRY, EVERYBODY.

305
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,801
I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO HAVE

306
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,434
TO HAVE PEANUT BUTTER 
AND JELLY SANDWICHES,

307
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:52,167
ONLY WITHOUT THE SANDWICH. 
[CHUCKLES]

308
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:54,033
HOLD OUT 
YOUR HAND, MISS YVONNE.

309
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,167
OH! 
WAIT, PEE-WEE.

310
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:00,667
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

311
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,133
WHY DON’T 
WE MAKE SOME BREAD?

312
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,901
MAKE BREAD?

313
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,067
HOW DO 
YOU DO THAT?

314
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,400
IT’S EASY.

315
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:11,067
ALL WE NEED IS MILK, 
WATER, SHORTENING OR LARD,

316
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:14,033
BUTTER, SUGAR, SALT, 
YEAST, AND ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR.

317
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,567
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

318
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:18,267
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE 
ALL THOSE INGREDIENTS...

319
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,601
RIGHT HERE!

320
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:20,734
[CHUCKLES]

321
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,934
THERE WE ARE. 
ALL FINISHED.

322
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,901
THE BREAD LOOKS KINDA 
DOUGHY, THOUGH, MISS YVONNE.

323
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:32,701
[GIGGLES] 
THAT’S BECAUSE 
WE HAVEN’T BAKED IT YET.

324
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,434
WE’LL JUST POP IT 
IN THE OVEN AT 350 DEGREES,

325
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,868
AND WE’LL HAVE FRESH, 
HOMEMADE BREAD IN NO TIME.

326
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,501
MM!

327
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,033
IF YOU’D LIKE TO MAKE 
HOMEMADE BREAD AT YOUR HOUSE,

328
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,434
JUST CALL UP MISS YVONNE,

329
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,200
AND SHE’LL COME OVER 
AND MAKE IT FOR YOU!

330
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,601
[BOTH LAUGH]

331
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,567
ACTUALLY, IT WOULD PROBABLY 
BE BETTER IF THE BOYS AND GIRLS

332
00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:52,767
HAD SOMEONE TO HELP THEM 
WITH THE RECIPE IN A COOKBOOK.

333
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,634
JUST KIDDING. 
[CHUCKLES]

334
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:57,868
PEE-WEE! THE KING OF CARTOONS 
IS COMING!

335
00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,834
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]

336
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:01,501
♪ THAT’S RIGHT, 
YOU HEARD US CORRECTLY ♪

337
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,434
♪ HE’LL BE 
RIGHT IN DIRECTLY ♪

338
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,434
♪ TO PRESENT 
THE CARTOON PERFECTLY ♪

339
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,767
♪ DOOBY, DOOBY, 
DOOBY, DOO-AH ♪

340
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,200
♪ THE KING ♪ 
♪ THE KING ♪

341
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:13,601
♪ THE KING ♪ 
[FLOWERS] ♪ OF CARTOONS ♪♪

342
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,968
YAY!

343
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,734
YAY!

344
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:18,934
HELLO, EVERYONE.

345
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,968
[ALL] 
HI, KING!

346
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:23,234
MY, WHAT 
A WONDERFUL SMELL.

347
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,834
OH. THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

348
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,934
I THINK HE MEANS 
THE BREAD, MISS YVONNE.

349
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
OH.

350
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,200
THERE’S NOTHING 
LIKE THE SMELL

351
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:34,767
OF FRESH BREAD 
BAKING IN THE OVEN.

352
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,901
YOU KNOW, 
WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST

353
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:39,801
A LITTLE PRINCE OF CARTOONS,

354
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,234
MY MOTHER USED 
TO BAKE FRESH BREAD

355
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,667
EVERY MORNING FOR ME 
AND MY SISTER,

356
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,667
THE PRINCESS OF CARTOONS.

357
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:49,534
WHICH REMINDS ME 
OF ANOTHER STORY.

358
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:51,367
IT HAPPENED 
DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.

359
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,267
HEY, PTERRI, 
IS THAT BREAD READY YET?

360
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:58,267
NO, AND I’M SO HUNGRY, 
MY BEAK IS WATERING.

361
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,100
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT BREAD 
WOULD COOK FASTER

362
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,000
IF THE OVEN WAS HOTTER.

363
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,968
IT WOULD?

364
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:06,067
IT DOESN’T 
SAY THAT IN THE RECIPE.

365
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,100
EH, WHAT DO THEY KNOW, ANYWAY?

366
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,567
HEY, I’VE 
GOT AN IDEA.

367
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:13,501
I’LL JUST TURN 
THE OVEN UP TO 700 DEGREES...

368
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,501
AND THE BREAD WILL BE 
READY IN HALF THE TIME.

369
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,400
RANDY, PEE-WEE SAYS WE’RE NOT 
SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE OVEN.

370
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,467
NOW YOU TELL ME. 
TOO LATE!

371
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:23,367
[LAUGHS]

372
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,734
AND THEN WE’D GO VISIT 
MY UNCLE, THE DUKE OF CARTOONS.

373
00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:29,000
AND ON THE WAY, 
WE’D STOP OFF AND SAY HELLO

374
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,067
TO MY COUSIN, 
THE EARL OF CARTOONS--

375
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,801
KING, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

376
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,734
I PERSONALLY WOULD LOVE 
TO HEAR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STORY,

377
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,767
BUT I THINK THE BOYS AND GIRLS 
AT HOME

378
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,734
WOULD REALLY LIKE 
TO SEE A CARTOON.

379
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:40,868
YES!

380
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,834
VERY WELL.

381
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,200
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN.

382
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,167
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]

383
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,467
SMITH.

384
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,434
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]

385
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:26,534
OH...

386
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,467
YOU HIT LIKE 
A GIRL, MISS YVONNE.

387
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:29,834
- NATURALLY. 
- [CHUCKLES]

388
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,133
MY TURN.

389
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,567
- HOLE IN ONE! 
- [ALL SCREAM]

390
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:42,167
- [ALL LAUGH] 
- AHH! AHH! AHH!

391
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:43,601
PTERRI, PTERRI, PTERRI!

392
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,767
THAT’S ENOUGH 
SCREAMING TO THE SECRET WORD.

393
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,467
NO, NO, 
PEE-WEE, LOOK!

394
00:18:47,534 --> 00:18:49,334
AHH! AHH!

395
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,734
FIRE! FIRE!

396
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:54,834
THERE’S A FIRE 
IN THE PLAYHOUSE!

397
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,534
[SIREN WAILS]

398
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:08,467
OKAY, THAT’S IT, FELLAS.

399
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:11,834
SEE YOU 
BACK AT THE STATION.

400
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,834
- HI, I’M FIREMAN FRANK. 
- HI.

401
00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:15,868
ARE ALL 
YOU FOLKS ALL RIGHT?

402
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:17,033
[ALL] 
WE’RE OKAY.

403
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,968
FORTUNATELY, 
IT WASN’T A FIRE.

404
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,334
JUST A LOT OF SMOKE.

405
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,334
BUT SMOKE CAN BE 
JUST AS DANGEROUS.

406
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,133
AND HERE’S 
WHAT MUST’VE STARTED IT.

407
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,567
OH, NO! 
MY BREAD!

408
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,601
TOO BAD. 
I LOVE HOMEMADE BREAD.

409
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:34,267
I’LL PUT THE RECIPE 
ON A CARD, WITH MY PHONE NUMBER.

410
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,834
I DON’T UNDERSTAND, 
FIREMAN FRANK.

411
00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:37,901
WHAT COULD HAVE MADE 
THE BREAD BURN LIKE THAT?

412
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:41,033
PEE-WEE, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING 
WILL BURN AT 700 DEGREES.

413
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,033
700?

414
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,801
BUT I SET 
THE TEMPERATURE MYSELF FOR 350.

415
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:47,968
DIDN’T I, PEE-WEE?

416
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,434
YEAH!

417
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,067
SOMEBODY 
MUST’VE TURNED IT UP.

418
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,667
SO IS THAT BREAD READY YET?

419
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,601
NO, RANDY, 
THE BREAD IS BURNED

420
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,133
BECAUSE SOMEBODY TURNED 
THE TEMPERATURE

421
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,901
WAY UP ON THE OVEN.

422
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:03,467
GOT ANY IDEAS ON WHO MIGHT’VE 
DONE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT?

423
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,267
UH... ME?

424
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:10,567
RANDY, YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT 
SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE OVEN.

425
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:11,968
I DO NOW.

426
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,501
WELL, GEE, I’M SORRY 
ABOUT THE BREAD, PEE-WEE.

427
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:17,067
I’LL GO DOWN TO THE BAKERY 
AND GET YOU ANOTHER ONE.

428
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,033
[ALL SCREAM]

429
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,300
[ALL LAUGH]

430
00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:21,767
RANDY, I DON’T 
CARE ABOUT THE BREAD.

431
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,868
I CARE ABOUT THE SAFETY 
OF EVERYBODY IN THE PLAYHOUSE!

432
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,734
WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE 
THE PLAYHOUSE IS FIRESAFE.

433
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,767
WELL, HOW DO 
WE DO THAT, FIREMAN FRANK?

434
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:34,067
CONDUCT FIRE DRILLS 
TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS

435
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,200
WHERE AND HOW TO EXIT THE HOUSE 
QUICKLY IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE.

436
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,934
AND YOU SHOULD HAVE 
SMOKE DETECTORS

437
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,200
PLACED THROUGHOUT YOUR HOME

438
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:43,100
TO WARN YOU OF THE PRESENCE 
OF SMOKE OR FIRE.

439
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:48,067
I HAVE A SMOKE DETECTOR 
IN MY BEDROOM, OVER MY BED.

440
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,534
REMEMBER TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE 
KEPT IN GOOD WORKING ORDER

441
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:52,767
BY CHECKING THEM 
ONCE A MONTH.

442
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,467
[SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPS]

443
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:57,701
REPLACE DANGEROUS, 
FRAYED ELECTRICAL CORDS,

444
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,701
AND DON’T 
OVERLOAD YOUR SOCKETS.

445
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:03,434
GET RID OF RUBBISH,

446
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,200
AND MAKE SURE 
ALL FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS

447
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,868
ARE STORED IN A SAFE PLACE 
AWAY FROM THE HEAT.

448
00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:12,834
AND REMEMBER--

449
00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:15,968
NEVER, NEVER 
PLAY WITH MATCHES.

450
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:20,834
FIREMAN FRANK,

451
00:21:20,901 --> 00:21:23,133
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN DO 
TO MAKE SURE WE’RE FIRE SAFE?

452
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,400
SURE, A LIST OF THESE 
AND OTHER SAFETY TIPS

453
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,334
ARE AVAILABLE 
FROM YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT.

454
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,467
HERE’S OUR PHONE NUMBER.

455
00:21:29,534 --> 00:21:33,000
MAKE SURE 
YOU KEEP IT BY YOUR TELEPHONE.

456
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,000
AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP MY NUMBER 
BY YOUR TELEPHONE.

457
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,934
THANKS.

458
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,601
[MOCKINGLY] 
"OH, MAKE SURE TO KEEP MY NUMBER

459
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,067
BY YOUR TELEPHONE, OH." 
[MIMICS FARTING]

460
00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:12,434
BYE, FIREMAN FRANK! 
BYE, MISS YVONNE!

461
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,667
I SAID GOOD-BYE FIREMAN FRANK! 
GOOD-BYE, MISS YVONNE!

462
00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:21,701
- GOOD-BYE, PEE-WEE! 
- BYE, PEE-WEE!

463
00:22:21,767 --> 00:22:23,434
READY FOR COUNTDOWN, CONKY.

464
00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:26,100
- THREE, TWO-- 
- ONE!

465
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,334
[ALL SCREAM]

466
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,033
[ALL LAUGH]

467
00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:35,367
AHH!