[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]
AHH!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
HA, HA.
[OWL HOOTING]
"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."
AHH!
♪ COME ON IN, AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
- ♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪ - UH-HUH!
♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
- THAT’S YOU! - ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ - ARR!
♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT’S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪
- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ - YEAH!
♪ HE’S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ - [CHUCKLES]
♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪
- ♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ - HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪
♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA, HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪
[CHUCKLES]
♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT’S GONNA BE THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
- ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪ - HA, HA, HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
[CHUCKLES]
VROOM!
- [TIRES SCREECH] - VROOM!
[TIRES SCREECH]
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!
[GASPS] AHH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[MIMICS PROPELLER WHIRRING]
AH!
[CHUCKLES]
OH, YOU’RE HERE ALREADY.
I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY MAGIC GLASSES.
AHH! AHH! HA, HA!
[CHUCKLES]
AHH! AHH!
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
GUESS WHO?
- MM... RICARDO? - NO.
- MM... REBA? - NO.
- MM, COWBOY CURTIS? - NO.
- UH, IS IT MRS. STEVE? - NO, GUESS AGAIN.
- MM, KING OF CARTOONS! - WRONG.
WELL, IT CAN’T BE JAMBI. HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY HANDS.
- I GIVE UP. - YOU CAN’T GIVE UP!
WELL, THEN GIVE ME A HINT.
USE YOUR NOSE.
[SNIFFING]
OH, NOW I KNOW WHO IT IS!
I’D RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL ANYWHERE!
IT’S COWNTESS!
- PEE-WEE! - [CHUCKLES]
I WAS JUST KIDDING, MISS YVONNE.
I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL THE TIME.
OH, PEE-WEE, YOU’RE SUCH A TEASE.
[CHUCKLES] I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
- [CHUCKLES] - HEY, MISS YVONNE,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS?
[GASPS] MORE THAN ANYTHING!
WELL, COME ON, LET’S GO ASK CONKY.
OOP! [CHUCKLES]
C-CONKY 2-2000,
R-R-R-READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-PEE-WEE AND MISS YVONNE!
GOOD MORNING, CONKY, MY DARLING.
HA, HA! DARLING!
CONKY, MISS YVONNE AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD!
[CONKY BEEPS]
TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "ONE."
NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
[ALL] SCREAM!
THAT’S RIGHT!
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY? LET’S TRY IT.
OH, MISS YVONNE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A TRICK?
IF YOU’D LIKE TO SHOW ME ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PENNY.
[SINGS ARAM KHACHATURIAN’S "SABRE DANCE"]
PICK A HAND.
- THAT ONE. - [ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
NOPE, IT’S IN THIS ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
AND NOW, HERE’S ANOTHER PENNY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON.
A PENNY CARTOON! [CHUCKLING]
HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY.
MY AUNT NANCY,
UM, SHE SAW THIS GUY ON A MOTORCYCLE,
AND SHE GOES, "OH, MY GOSH.
THIS GUY IS AWESOME."
[COUGHS]
SHE’S ALWAYS GOING TO THE TANNING SALON.
[BODYBUILDERS GROANING]
SHE HAS BROWN HAIR.
SHE’S ALWAYS CRIMPING IT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BONES.
SHE WEARS BUSTIERS.
IT’S, LIKE, THIS THING THAT GOES AROUND,
AND IT HAS NO STRAPS.
SHE WEARS THESE HIGH HEELS, LIKE, THAT LONG.
THEY’RE REALLY LONG.
SHE HAS MINISKIRTS, AND EVEN WHEN IT’S RAINING,
SHE WEARS ’EM.
LIKE, IF IT WAS SNOWING IN CANADA OR ALASKA,
SHE’D WALK OUT IN A MINISKIRT.
AND SHE’S ALWAYS SAYING, "PENNY, I’M SO COLD."
HELLO, DIRTY DOG.
HELLO, COOL CAT.
HELLO, MY CHICKY BABY. [CHUCKLES]
WELL, LOOK WHO’S STANDING ON OUR LAWN!
WHY, IT’S NONE OTHER THAN MISS YVONNE.
MISS YVONNE, YOU ARE OUR ANSWER
’CAUSE WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A DANCER.
MM, UH... MISS YVONNE,
ARE YOU, LIKE, HIP, TO INTERPRETIVE DANCING?
INTERPRETIVE DANCING.
YEAH, WE ALL PLAY A LITTLE SONG,
AND YOU ACT OUT THE WORDS AS WE GO ALONG.
I ACT OUT THE WORDS. HM.
OKAY. FINE.
♪♪ [DOWN-TEMPO JAZZ]
I WALK UP THE STAIRS.
AND OPEN THE DOOR.
THE SUNSHINE...
LIVES IN A TORNADO.
A MOVIE...
OF WHEN I WAS A BABY...
HAMMERS AWAY LIKE A TELEPHONE CALL
FROM AN OLD, OLD, OLD...
...ELEPHANT.
BIRDS...
AND RACECAR DRIVERS...
AND FREEZE...
WHILE I EAT MY LUNCH...
SITTING DOWN.
YEAH! YEAH!
OH, MY! YEAH!
- AMAZING, BABY! - BRAVO!
- ENCORE, ENCORE! - BRAVO!
OH, ISADORA DUNCAN.
OH, THANK YOU, CONKY.
- THANK YOU. - [DIRTY DOG AND COOL CAT] YEAH!
MM...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PEE-WEE?
I’M MEDITATING, CHAIRRY.
IT’S A FORM OF RELAXATION.
I EMPTY MY BRAIN OF ALL THOUGHTS
AND LET MY MIND BECOME A BLANK.
SO? WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
PEE-WEE’S MIND IS ALWAYS A BLANK.
[BOTH] HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
I BREATHE IN...
AND OUT.
IN...
AND OUT.
IN...
AND OUT.
UNTIL I AM RELAXED...
AT PEACE,
AND AT ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[CHUCKLES]
[SNORES]
[SNORING]
HM, WHAT IS PEE-WEE DOING?
PEE-WEE’S MEDITATING.
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SLEEPING ON THE JOB.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S DREAMING.
I WISH I KNEW WHAT HE WAS DREAMING ABOUT.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY "WISH"?
I DID, JAMBI.
I WISH TO KNOW WHAT PEE-WEE IS DREAMING ABOUT.
OOH. THAT OUGHT TO BE WEIRD.
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME, PTERRI, IN JAMBESE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA HINEY HO.
[BOTH] MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA HINEY HO.
SPIRITS IN THE PLAYHOUSE, KICK AND SCREAM.
LET’S LOOK IN ON PEE-WEE’S DREAM!
I’M SUPER PEE-WEE!
HA, HA! [CHUCKLES]
I SEE LONDON!
AHH!
[CHUCKLING]
I SEE FRANCE!
WOW, I SEE MOSCOW’S UNDERPANTS!
- [CHUCKLES] - HELP! SOMEBODY!
A CALL FOR HELP! SOMEONE’S IN DISTRESS.
THIS IS A JOB FOR... SUPER PEE-WEE!
- [CHUCKLES] - SOMEBODY! PLEASE!
HELP!
OH! SUPER PEE-WEE!
THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE HERE!
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MA’AM?
WELL, I WAS DOING MY EXERCISES,
AND I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW HEAVY THIS IS.
PLEASE...
FLY AROUND THE WORLD AND GET ME SOME HELP!
HELP? HA , HA, HA, HA!
I DON’T NEED ANY HELP. I’M SUPER PEE-WEE!
THIS IS A 10,000-POUND BARBELL.
YOU’LL NEED 50 MEN TO LIFT IT.
IT’S MUCH TOO HEAVY FOR JUST ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
NOTHING IS TOO HEAVY FOR SUPER PEE-WEE.
[CHUCKLES]
[BARBELL CRASHES AND ROLLS]
THANK YOU.
NOW, I’LL HAVE TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE
NONE OF YOUR BONES ARE BROKEN WITH MY X-RAY VISION.
FLORAL PRINT. [CHUCKLES]
OH, SUPER PEE-WEE, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
HERE. LET ME TRY.
♪♪ [SOFT ORCHESTRATION]
PEE-WEE.
GO AWAY, GLOBEY.
PEE-WEE, WAKE UP. I’M HUNGRY.
NO, I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP.
WAKE UP. WAKE UP!
I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP.
PEE-WEE, WAKE UP.
IT’S SNACK TIME, AND I WANT ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
OH.
I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP! [CHUCKLES]
BOY, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. [CHUCKLES]
YOU WERE IN IT, GLOBEY.
[ROOSEVELT BARKS]
AND YOU WERE IN IT TOO, ROOSEVELT! [CHUCKLES]
AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
MM, NO. NO.
YOU WEREN’T IN IT, MISS YVONNE. SORRY.
PEE-WEE, I’M HUNGRY.
[CHAIRRY] ME TOO.
ME THREE.
ME FLOOR.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET THE MESSAGE!
MISS YVONNE, IF YOU’RE NOT BUSY,
WE’D LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOR SNACK TIME.
WE’RE NOT GONNA EAT MISS YVONNE, ARE WE, PEE-WEE?
[CHUCKLES] NO, CHAIRRY.
SHE’S GOING TO BE OUR GUEST!
[CHAIRRY] OH! [CHUCKLES]
MISS YVONNE, AFTER YOU.
THANK YOU&
SUPER PEE-WEE.
TODAY, FOR SNACK TIME, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES. [CHUCKLES]
NOW, ALL WE NEED IS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
DUH!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[ANNOUNCER] LOOK AT ALL THESE FABULOUS PRIZES.
THEY CAN BE YOURS ON THE "WHEEL OF PIZZA."
HM. "P."
[LETTER DINGS]
HMM. OH.
[ICE CUBES WHISPERING]
[ICE CUBES GROANING]
GIVE ME THAT.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NOW, ALL WE NEED IS BREAD. [CHUCKLES]
OH, NO! WE’RE OUT OF BREAD!
SORRY, EVERYBODY.
I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO HAVE
TO HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES,
ONLY WITHOUT THE SANDWICH. [CHUCKLES]
HOLD OUT YOUR HAND, MISS YVONNE.
OH! WAIT, PEE-WEE.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON’T WE MAKE SOME BREAD?
MAKE BREAD?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
IT’S EASY.
ALL WE NEED IS MILK, WATER, SHORTENING OR LARD,
BUTTER, SUGAR, SALT, YEAST, AND ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ALL THOSE INGREDIENTS...
RIGHT HERE!
[CHUCKLES]
THERE WE ARE. ALL FINISHED.
THE BREAD LOOKS KINDA DOUGHY, THOUGH, MISS YVONNE.
[GIGGLES] THAT’S BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T BAKED IT YET.
WE’LL JUST POP IT IN THE OVEN AT 350 DEGREES,
AND WE’LL HAVE FRESH, HOMEMADE BREAD IN NO TIME.
MM!
IF YOU’D LIKE TO MAKE HOMEMADE BREAD AT YOUR HOUSE,
JUST CALL UP MISS YVONNE,
AND SHE’LL COME OVER AND MAKE IT FOR YOU!
[BOTH LAUGH]
ACTUALLY, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER IF THE BOYS AND GIRLS
HAD SOMEONE TO HELP THEM WITH THE RECIPE IN A COOKBOOK.
JUST KIDDING. [CHUCKLES]
PEE-WEE! THE KING OF CARTOONS IS COMING!
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪ THAT’S RIGHT, YOU HEARD US CORRECTLY ♪
♪ HE’LL BE RIGHT IN DIRECTLY ♪
♪ TO PRESENT THE CARTOON PERFECTLY ♪
♪ DOOBY, DOOBY, DOOBY, DOO-AH ♪
♪ THE KING ♪ ♪ THE KING ♪
[FLOWERS] ♪ OF CARTOONS ♪♪
YAY!
HELLO, EVERYONE.
[ALL] HI, KING!
MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL SMELL.
OH. THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
I THINK HE MEANS THE BREAD, MISS YVONNE.
OH.
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL
OF FRESH BREAD BAKING IN THE OVEN.
YOU KNOW, WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST
A LITTLE PRINCE OF CARTOONS,
MY MOTHER USED TO BAKE FRESH BREAD
EVERY MORNING FOR ME AND MY SISTER,
THE PRINCESS OF CARTOONS.
WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY.
IT HAPPENED DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.
HEY, PTERRI, IS THAT BREAD READY YET?
NO, AND I’M SO HUNGRY, MY BEAK IS WATERING.
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT BREAD WOULD COOK FASTER
IF THE OVEN WAS HOTTER.
IT WOULD?
IT DOESN’T SAY THAT IN THE RECIPE.
EH, WHAT DO THEY KNOW, ANYWAY?
HEY, I’VE GOT AN IDEA.
I’LL JUST TURN THE OVEN UP TO 700 DEGREES...
AND THE BREAD WILL BE READY IN HALF THE TIME.
RANDY, PEE-WEE SAYS WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE OVEN.
NOW YOU TELL ME. TOO LATE!
[LAUGHS]
AND THEN WE’D GO VISIT MY UNCLE, THE DUKE OF CARTOONS.
AND ON THE WAY, WE’D STOP OFF AND SAY HELLO
TO MY COUSIN, THE EARL OF CARTOONS--
KING, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
I PERSONALLY WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STORY,
BUT I THINK THE BOYS AND GIRLS AT HOME
WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE A CARTOON.
YES!
VERY WELL.
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN.
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]
SMITH.
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]
OH...
YOU HIT LIKE A GIRL, MISS YVONNE.
- NATURALLY. - [CHUCKLES]
MY TURN.
- HOLE IN ONE! - [ALL SCREAM]
- [ALL LAUGH] - AHH! AHH! AHH!
PTERRI, PTERRI, PTERRI!
THAT’S ENOUGH SCREAMING TO THE SECRET WORD.
NO, NO, PEE-WEE, LOOK!
AHH! AHH!
FIRE! FIRE!
THERE’S A FIRE IN THE PLAYHOUSE!
[SIREN WAILS]
OKAY, THAT’S IT, FELLAS.
SEE YOU BACK AT THE STATION.
- HI, I’M FIREMAN FRANK. - HI.
ARE ALL YOU FOLKS ALL RIGHT?
[ALL] WE’RE OKAY.
FORTUNATELY, IT WASN’T A FIRE.
JUST A LOT OF SMOKE.
BUT SMOKE CAN BE JUST AS DANGEROUS.
AND HERE’S WHAT MUST’VE STARTED IT.
OH, NO! MY BREAD!
TOO BAD. I LOVE HOMEMADE BREAD.
I’LL PUT THE RECIPE ON A CARD, WITH MY PHONE NUMBER.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND, FIREMAN FRANK.
WHAT COULD HAVE MADE THE BREAD BURN LIKE THAT?
PEE-WEE, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WILL BURN AT 700 DEGREES.
700?
BUT I SET THE TEMPERATURE MYSELF FOR 350.
DIDN’T I, PEE-WEE?
YEAH!
SOMEBODY MUST’VE TURNED IT UP.
SO IS THAT BREAD READY YET?
NO, RANDY, THE BREAD IS BURNED
BECAUSE SOMEBODY TURNED THE TEMPERATURE
WAY UP ON THE OVEN.
GOT ANY IDEAS ON WHO MIGHT’VE DONE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT?
UH... ME?
RANDY, YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THE OVEN.
I DO NOW.
WELL, GEE, I’M SORRY ABOUT THE BREAD, PEE-WEE.
I’LL GO DOWN TO THE BAKERY AND GET YOU ANOTHER ONE.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
RANDY, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BREAD.
I CARE ABOUT THE SAFETY OF EVERYBODY IN THE PLAYHOUSE!
WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE THE PLAYHOUSE IS FIRESAFE.
WELL, HOW DO WE DO THAT, FIREMAN FRANK?
CONDUCT FIRE DRILLS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
WHERE AND HOW TO EXIT THE HOUSE QUICKLY IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE.
AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SMOKE DETECTORS
PLACED THROUGHOUT YOUR HOME
TO WARN YOU OF THE PRESENCE OF SMOKE OR FIRE.
I HAVE A SMOKE DETECTOR IN MY BEDROOM, OVER MY BED.
REMEMBER TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE KEPT IN GOOD WORKING ORDER
BY CHECKING THEM ONCE A MONTH.
[SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPS]
REPLACE DANGEROUS, FRAYED ELECTRICAL CORDS,
AND DON’T OVERLOAD YOUR SOCKETS.
GET RID OF RUBBISH,
AND MAKE SURE ALL FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS
ARE STORED IN A SAFE PLACE AWAY FROM THE HEAT.
AND REMEMBER--
NEVER, NEVER PLAY WITH MATCHES.
FIREMAN FRANK,
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN DO TO MAKE SURE WE’RE FIRE SAFE?
SURE, A LIST OF THESE AND OTHER SAFETY TIPS
ARE AVAILABLE FROM YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT.
HERE’S OUR PHONE NUMBER.
MAKE SURE YOU KEEP IT BY YOUR TELEPHONE.
AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP MY NUMBER BY YOUR TELEPHONE.
THANKS.
[MOCKINGLY] "OH, MAKE SURE TO KEEP MY NUMBER
BY YOUR TELEPHONE, OH." [MIMICS FARTING]
BYE, FIREMAN FRANK! BYE, MISS YVONNE!
I SAID GOOD-BYE FIREMAN FRANK! GOOD-BYE, MISS YVONNE!
- GOOD-BYE, PEE-WEE! - BYE, PEE-WEE!
READY FOR COUNTDOWN, CONKY.
- THREE, TWO-- - ONE!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
AHH!