1 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:07,901 AAH! 2 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,734 [COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO] 3 00:00:57,567 --> 00:00:58,634 HA HA! 4 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,667 PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. 5 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,267 AAH! 6 00:01:15,334 --> 00:01:18,234 ♪ COME ON IN AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪ 7 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,534 LIKE CHAIRRY! 8 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:20,734 ♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪ 9 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:22,868 ♪ IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪ 10 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:24,167 HA HA HA! 11 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:25,167 ♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪ 12 00:01:25,234 --> 00:01:26,634 UH-HUH! 13 00:01:26,701 --> 00:01:27,767 ♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪ 14 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,100 THAT’S YOU! 15 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:30,634 ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪ 16 00:01:30,701 --> 00:01:32,567 ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 17 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:33,567 ARR! 18 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,334 ♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪ 19 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,667 ♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪ 20 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:38,200 WHAT’S THAT? 21 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:39,868 ♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪ 22 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,133 ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ 23 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,567 YEAH! 24 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:44,701 ♪ HE’S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKING FISH ♪ 25 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:46,767 ♪ AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪ 26 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,767 ♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪ 27 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:52,200 ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 28 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:53,834 ♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪ 29 00:01:53,901 --> 00:01:55,534 ♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ 30 00:01:55,601 --> 00:01:56,567 HELLO! 31 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:57,734 ♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’ ♪ 32 00:01:57,801 --> 00:01:58,934 ♪ THE PICTURE PHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪ 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,968 ♪ AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪ 34 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,300 ♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’ ♪ 35 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:03,701 ♪ CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪ 36 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:04,734 ♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪ 37 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:05,801 HA HA! 38 00:02:05,868 --> 00:02:06,801 ♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪ 39 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:08,167 ♪ RANDY’S KIND OF SASSY ♪ 40 00:02:08,234 --> 00:02:09,767 ♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪ 41 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:12,133 ♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪ 42 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,300 COME ON! 43 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,667 ♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪ 44 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:17,968 ♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪ 45 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:19,200 WAKE UP! 46 00:02:19,267 --> 00:02:20,367 ♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE ♪ 47 00:02:20,434 --> 00:02:23,934 ♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪ 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,100 ♪ NOW WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING ♪ 49 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,067 ♪ IT’S GOING TO BE THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪ 50 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:30,934 ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪ 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,701 ♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪ 52 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,100 ♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪ 53 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,434 ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 54 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,000 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 55 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:44,133 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 56 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,634 OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH. 57 00:02:45,701 --> 00:02:47,734 ♪ HMM, HMM, HMM, LA LA LA LA ♪ 58 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,133 OH. HELLO. 59 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,968 GOOD DAY. 60 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:53,400 I’M PLAYING WITH CLAY. HA HA. 61 00:03:08,234 --> 00:03:10,901 WAIT A MINUTE, PTERRI. YOU CAN’T DO THAT. 62 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:13,300 TOO BAD, GLOBEY. I JUST DID. 63 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,868 BUT YOU’RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT. 64 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:16,100 I AM SO PLAYING RIGHT. 65 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,100 NO, YOU’RE NOT. 66 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:18,434 I AM SO. ARE NOT. 67 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:19,868 AM SO. ARE NOT. 68 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,968 AM SO! ARE NOT! 69 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:23,000 AM SO. ARE NOT. 70 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:24,701 AM SO! ARE NOT! 71 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:25,968 AM SO. ARE NOT. 72 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:26,968 YES, I AM. 73 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:27,968 YOU ARE NOT. 74 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,434 I AM, TOO. 75 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,868 COME, COME, COME! 76 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:32,868 WHAT IS ALL THE BICKERING ABOUT?! 77 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:34,000 PTERRI THINKS HE WON. 78 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,801 I DID WIN! 79 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:37,734 BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 80 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,033 PTERRI, ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE RULES? 81 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,033 I’M TRYING TO, 82 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,033 BUT THE RULES ARE HARD TO FOLLOW. 83 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,767 NOT ALWAYS. THERE’S SOME RULES 84 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,334 WE OBEY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. 85 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,067 UH...TAKE THE LAW OF GRAVITY, FOR EXAMPLE. 86 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,934 I KNOW THAT LAW, PEE-WEE. 87 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,033 THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM FALLING 88 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,100 OFF THE EARTH. 89 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,934 THAT’S RIGHT, GLOBEY. 90 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,400 PTERRI, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO FLAP YOUR WINGS 91 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:01,033 IN ORDER TO GET OFF THE GROUND? 92 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,467 MMM...I GIVE UP. WHY? 93 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,934 BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T, 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 YOU WOULDN’T GET OFF THE GROUND. 95 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:09,267 HMM. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 96 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,934 HEH HEH. LET ME SHOW YOU. 97 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:17,868 NOW...THE LAW OF GRAVITY SAYS WHAT GOES UP... 98 00:04:18,934 --> 00:04:20,567 MUST COME DOWN. HEH HEH. 99 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:25,267 OO-LA-LA. 100 00:04:25,334 --> 00:04:28,234 SO. YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME, PEE-WEE? 101 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,834 NOT EXACTLY, CHANDELIER. 102 00:04:29,901 --> 00:04:32,234 I’M TRYIN’ TO ILLUSTRATE THE LAW OF GRAVITY. 103 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,834 I CAN ILLUSTRATE THE LAW OF GRAVITY, PEE-WEE. 104 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:36,801 WATCH. 105 00:04:38,534 --> 00:04:42,167 GRAVITY IS THE FORCE THAT PULLS THINGS TO EARTH. 106 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:48,067 GRAVITY HOLDS EVERYTHING ON THE EARTH IN PLACE. 107 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:51,234 HA HA HA! I LOVE THE LAW OF GRAVITY. 108 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:55,234 THEN WHY DON’T YOU MARRY IT? 109 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,534 HA HA HA HA. 110 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:59,834 EVEN THE PLAYHOUSE HAS RULES, PEE-WEE. 111 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:01,834 YES, THAT’S RIGHT, FLOORY. 112 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,234 AND DO YOU KNOW WHO MAKES UP THOSE RULES? 113 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,300 UH, YOU. 114 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:08,434 CORRECT. HEH HEH. 115 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:10,167 HEY, THAT REMINDS ME. 116 00:05:10,234 --> 00:05:13,000 LET’S FIND OUT WHAT TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS. 117 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:14,033 CONKY... 118 00:05:17,934 --> 00:05:18,868 GOOD MORNING, CONKY! 119 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:21,667 CONKY! 120 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,033 CONKY! 121 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,067 SPEAK TO ME! 122 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:27,834 OH. HA HA! 123 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:38,467 CONKY 2000, READY TO ASSIST YOU. 124 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:40,868 GOOD MORNING, CONKY. 125 00:05:40,934 --> 00:05:42,868 WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD? 126 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:44,267 COMING RIGHT UP, RIGHT UP. 127 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:46,000 [BEEPING AND BANGING] 128 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:47,234 HA HA! 129 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,234 TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS-- 130 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,234 "END!" 131 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,434 NOW...YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO 132 00:05:52,501 --> 00:05:54,501 WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT? 133 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:57,567 SCREAM! SCREAM! 134 00:05:57,634 --> 00:06:00,100 THAT’S RIGHT! FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, 135 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:02,367 WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, 136 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:03,968 SCREAM REAL LOUD! 137 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:06,400 READY? LET’S PRACTICE. 138 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,300 OH, CHAIRRY? 139 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,400 WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF BEGIN? 140 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:13,100 END. 141 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:15,000 AAAHH! AAAHH! 142 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:17,067 SEE HOW MUCH FUN YOU CAN HAVE 143 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:19,200 WHEN EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE RULES? HA HA! 144 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:20,667 SOMEONE’S COMING, PEE-WEE. 145 00:06:20,734 --> 00:06:22,234 AND IT LOOKS LIKE 146 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,100 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN PUPPETLAND. 147 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,901 MISS YVONNE! 148 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:31,634 GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE. 149 00:06:31,701 --> 00:06:32,667 HI, MISS YVONNE. 150 00:06:32,734 --> 00:06:34,467 YOU CERTAINLY LOOK RAVISHING TODAY. 151 00:06:34,534 --> 00:06:36,667 OH, THANK YOU. I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 152 00:06:36,734 --> 00:06:38,767 PRESENTS! I LOVE PRESENTS! 153 00:06:45,701 --> 00:06:48,033 WHAT IS IT, MISS YVONNE? 154 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,133 CAN’T YOU TELL? IT’S A BOOKEND. 155 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,868 WHERE’S THE OTHER END? 156 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,634 AAAHH! AAAHH! 157 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:59,901 IN THE BOX. 158 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:02,767 THERE’S THE FRONT END. 159 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:04,667 AAAHH! AAAHH! 160 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:06,334 AND THERE’S THE REAR END. 161 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,501 AAAHH! AAAHH! 162 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:10,734 OH, I GET IT-- FRONT END... 163 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,467 AAAHH! AAAHH! 164 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:13,634 REAR END. 165 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,767 AAAHH! AAAHH! 166 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:15,868 TWO ENDS. 167 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,868 AAAHH! AAAHH! 168 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:23,133 HMM. NOW ALL I NEED ARE SOME BOOKS. 169 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,801 HEY! I KNOW. LET’S PLAY LIBRARY. 170 00:07:42,734 --> 00:07:46,000 [QUIETLY] WELCOME TO THE P.W. HERMAN LIBRARY, 171 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,534 WHERE OUR MOTTO IS, 172 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,834 "COME ON IN AND CHECK IT OUT." 173 00:07:49,901 --> 00:07:51,033 HEH HEH. 174 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,667 IN OBSERVANCE OF STANDARD LIBRARY OPERATION, 175 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:57,400 PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ANY UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION. 176 00:07:57,467 --> 00:08:00,067 OR, IF YOU MUST CARRY ON BUSINESS 177 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,467 WITH THE LIBRARIAN, 178 00:08:01,534 --> 00:08:04,167 DO IT IN A HUSHED TONE OF VOICE. 179 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,200 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN’T TALK? 180 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:09,334 DUH! 181 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,601 I MEAN-- 182 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:11,868 [SOFTLY] Duh. 183 00:08:18,234 --> 00:08:21,300 PSST. HEY, PTERRI, WHAT YOU READIN’? 184 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:22,534 SHH! 185 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:27,601 YAH, BOOKWORMS. 186 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:29,434 HA HA HA HA HA! 187 00:08:29,501 --> 00:08:31,734 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 188 00:08:31,801 --> 00:08:35,501 [CONTINUES CHUCKLING] 189 00:08:36,801 --> 00:08:38,300 MISS! 190 00:08:38,367 --> 00:08:39,300 MISS! 191 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:40,834 [GIGGLING] 192 00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:43,734 MISS! WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR LAUGHTER TO YOURSELF? 193 00:08:43,801 --> 00:08:47,534 SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE! 194 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:48,601 SHH! 195 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,300 [RANDY CHUCKLES] 196 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,300 [POP] 197 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,701 [POP POP] 198 00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,033 [POP] 199 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,367 [POP POP POP] 200 00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:02,667 [POP POP POP] SHH. 201 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,367 [POP POP] 202 00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:05,734 [CRUNCH] 203 00:09:05,801 --> 00:09:09,200 [CRUNCH CRUNCH] 204 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,467 [CRUNCH] 205 00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:12,701 [CRUNCH] 206 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,567 EXCUSE ME. 207 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:16,534 [SOFTLY] PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE. 208 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:19,100 [IN A DEEP VOICE] EXCUSE ME. 209 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,701 I’D LIKE TO CHECK THIS OUT. 210 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,267 MAY I SEE YOUR CARD, PLEASE? 211 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,634 I’M SORRY, MISS, UH... 212 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,868 TRALALA. 213 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:31,200 MISS TRALALA, BUT OUR RECORDS INDICATE 214 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:33,968 THAT YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT THAT’S OVERDUE. HEH HEH. 215 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,534 I CAN’T LET YOU CHECK ANY OTHER BOOKS OUT 216 00:09:37,601 --> 00:09:39,133 UNTIL YOU RETURN THE OVERDUE BOOK 217 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,734 AND PAY THE LATE CHARGES. 218 00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:43,801 THAT WAS, UH... PART-TIME DOG, PART ONE. 219 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,300 WHERE IS THE BOOK? 220 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,367 MY DOG RAN AWAY WITH IT. 221 00:09:47,434 --> 00:09:50,334 HMM. HEH HEH. 222 00:10:15,868 --> 00:10:20,167 THAT COMES TO $2,352.18. 223 00:10:21,234 --> 00:10:23,834 WILL THAT BE CASH OR CHARGE? 224 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:25,567 I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY! 225 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:28,300 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I’M AT MY WIT’S END. 226 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:31,167 AAAHH! AAAHH! 227 00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:33,834 SILENCE! 228 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,701 I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO PAY YOUR BILL OFF 229 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:38,801 BY WORKING AT THE LIBRARY. YOU CAN BEGIN 230 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:41,534 BY ALPHABETIZING THAT STACK OF BOOKS RIGHT OVER THERE! 231 00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:48,801 HA HA HA! 232 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,100 SHH. 233 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,501 SHH. 234 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,534 HI, COOL CAT, DIRTY DOG, CHICKY BABE. 235 00:10:57,601 --> 00:11:00,701 HOW ABOUT A STORY? TELL US YOUR FAV. 236 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:03,334 WELL, AFTER A THOROUGH ANALYSIS, 237 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,334 OUR FAVORITE STORY GOES LIKE THIS. 238 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,334 A PEANUT SAT ON A RAILROAD TRACK. 239 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,601 HIS HEART WAS ALL A-FLUTTER. 240 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:16,334 ALONG CAME A TRAIN AT 9:15. TOOT TOOT-- 241 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,601 PEANUT BUTTER. 242 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,601 HA HA HA! COOL CAT, I LOVE THAT STORY, 243 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,334 EXCEPT FOR THE PEANUT PART. 244 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,400 THAT WAS KINDA GORY. HEH HEH. 245 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,000 HEY, PEE-WEE! 246 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,467 WHAT IS IT, CLOCKEY? 247 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:29,534 HERE’S MY FAVORITE STORY. WATCH. 248 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,400 [SNORING] 249 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:43,801 [ALARM RINGS] 250 00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:12,801 [PLAYS TUNE] 251 00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:31,534 HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES RICARDO. 252 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,434 YAY! YAY! 253 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,334 RICARDO! 254 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,534 HOLA, PEE-WEE. 255 00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:38,667 RICARDO? 256 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:41,567 RICARDO! 257 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,033 BUENOS DIAS, MISS YVONNE. 258 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,367 BUENOS DIAS, RICARDO. 259 00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:05,501 SO, DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF SOCCER PRACTICE OR WHAT? 260 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,067 I’VE BEEN TAKING BALLET CLASSES 261 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,400 TO HELP IMPROVE MY FORM ON THE SOCCER FIELD. 262 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:12,467 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 263 00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:15,734 BALLET CAN HELP YOU GAIN MORE AGICONTROL. MUSCLE 264 00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,434 BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. 265 00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:20,434 BALLET CAN TELL SOME OF THE MOST WONDERFUL STORIES 266 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:21,968 WITHOUT USING ANY WORDS. 267 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:24,634 SO, WHAT’S YOUR STORY, RICARDO? 268 00:13:24,701 --> 00:13:27,033 THE MOST FAMOUS OF ALL BALLETS-- 269 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,467 LA CASCANUECES. 270 00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:31,767 OH, EN INGLES-- THE NUTCRACKER. 271 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:34,634 THE NUTCRACKER?! I LOVE THAT STORY! 272 00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:35,868 HA HA! 273 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:39,534 [NUTCRACKPLAYS] 274 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,067 AAH! 275 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,167 [CRASH] 276 00:14:13,234 --> 00:14:14,701 ANOTHER KIND OF DANCE 277 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:15,834 THAT TELLS A STORY IS THE HULA. 278 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,734 JUST WATCH THE HANDS. 279 00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:22,567 SOMETHING’S WRONG. 280 00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:24,968 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 281 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,100 I NEED ONE OF THOSE GRASS SKIRTS. 282 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,601 YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT SWISH AROUND? 283 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:33,100 SWISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY "SWISH"? 284 00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,901 OH! 285 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:41,567 ON THE ISLAND OF OAHU 286 00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:44,868 LIVED A WAHINI- THAT’S A GIRL-- 287 00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:48,434 WHO LOVED A KANE-- THAT’S A BOY. 288 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:51,801 AND HE PLAYED HIS UKULELE 289 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:55,434 WHILE SHE SANG OF THE HOKULU. 290 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:59,100 THOSE ARE STARS UP IN THE SKY. 291 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:02,734 AND SOON THEY WERE MARRIED. 292 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,934 AND THEY STARTED RAISING CANE. 293 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,968 [MUSIC BEAT PICKS UP SPEED] 294 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,234 ALOHA. 295 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,234 HEY, MISS YVONNE, WHAT’S FOR SNACK TIME? 296 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,634 I’VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR THE DAY-- 297 00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:29,534 STORYBOOK SNACKS. 298 00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,834 MMM! LOOKS MUY DELICIOSO, MISS YVONNE. 299 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,467 OH, IT IS. 300 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:34,868 I HAVE PORRIDGE 301 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,868 FROM GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS, 302 00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,767 BEAN SPROUTS FROM JACK AND THE BEANSTALK, 303 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,901 MUSHROOMS FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND, 304 00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:46,901 AND THREE LITTLE PIGS IN A BLANKET. 305 00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:48,601 HA HA! DO YOU GET IT? 306 00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,467 [GIGGLES UNEASILY] 307 00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:56,734 HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! 308 00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:58,934 WHAT’S THIS ORANGE GOOP? 309 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,901 OH, THAT’S PUMPKIN 310 00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,167 FROM PETER-PETER PUMPKIN EATER. 311 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:06,234 MMM. PUMPKINY. HA HA. 312 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,033 AND HERE ARE BREADCRUMBS FROM HANSEL AND GRETEL. 313 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:13,200 OH, GRETEL, HOW WILL WE EVER FIND OUR WAY HOME? 314 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,968 THE BIRDS HAVE EATEN ALL OUR BREADCRUMBS. 315 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,534 HA HA! 316 00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,067 MMM! CRUMMY. 317 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,100 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 318 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,100 AND FOR DESSERT, 319 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,734 I HAVE TARTS FROM THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. 320 00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:31,234 ANYONE WANT TO STEAL ONE? 321 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,234 MMM! 322 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,000 MUCHAS GRACIAS. 323 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,033 [WOOF] 324 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,534 WHAT’S THAT, ROOSEVELT? 325 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:41,801 [WOOF WOOF] 326 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,234 YOU’RE HUNGRY, TOO? 327 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,234 HMM. THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY. 328 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,667 PEE-WEE HERMAN WENT TO HIS CUPBOARD 329 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,834 TO GET HIS POOR DOGGIE A BONE. 330 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:54,167 THAT’S YOU, ROOSEVELT. HA HA! 331 00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:57,868 BUT WHEN HE GOT THERE, THE CUPBOARD WAS BARE! 332 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,334 AND SO POOR DOGGIE ROOSEVELT HAD NONE. 333 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,934 HA HA! HAHA HA. 334 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,601 [GROWLING] 335 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,033 LIGHTEN UP, ROOSEVELT. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 336 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,200 HA HA. 337 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,934 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 338 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:20,601 MM-WAHH. 339 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:21,868 MM-WAHH. 340 00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:23,334 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 341 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,167 [DRUMROLL PLAYS] 342 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,334 [ONE PERSON CLAPS] 343 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,334 EHHH... 344 00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,934 [LAUGHTER] 345 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 UHHH... 346 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,467 UHHH...AAH! 347 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,133 [HUMMING] 348 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 THERE YOU GO, ROOSEVELT. 349 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:01,000 HEY, PEE-WEE... GRAB YOUR MAGIC BEANS 350 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,200 AND JUMP IN. 351 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,801 OK, MAGIC SCREEN! 352 00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,000 HERE I COME! 353 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,734 ♪ CONNECT THE MAGIC BEANS ♪ 354 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,033 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 355 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,434 ♪ CONNECT THE MAGIC BEANS ♪ 356 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,400 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 357 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,334 WOW! 358 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,300 A GIANT BEANSTALK! 359 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,367 I WONDER WHERE IT LEADS. 360 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,868 OOH. 361 00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:38,267 WOW! 362 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,801 WHAT A COOL VIEW. 363 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,133 AAH! 364 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,734 VERTIGO! 365 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,901 [LOUD RUMBLING] 366 00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:50,067 UH-OH. 367 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,834 SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. 368 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:54,968 I HOPE IT’S NOT GONNA RAIN. HEH HEH. 369 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,734 Giant: FEE, FIE, FOE, FUM. 370 00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,734 FEE, FIE, FOE, FUM. 371 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,767 WHY DOES THAT RING A BELL? 372 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:01,801 [LOUD THUD] 373 00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:03,801 FEE, FIE, FOE, FUM. 374 00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,367 I SMELL THE HAND OF AN ENGLISHMAN. 375 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,801 FUNNY, ALL I CAN SMELL IS YOUR BIG FEET. 376 00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:12,767 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- BIG FEET, BIG... 377 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,267 AAH! A GIANT! 378 00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,067 AAH! 379 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:21,100 HELP! CHAIRRY. 380 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,501 HELP, I’M FALLING! 381 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:23,501 AAH! 382 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,100 OH, WHIPLASH! 383 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:28,000 I’M GONNA SUE YOU, MAGIC SCREEN! HA HA! 384 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,834 HA HA HA. PEE-WEE, YOU’RE FUNNY. 385 00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:34,400 PEE-WEE, LOOK. WE MADE OUR OWN BOOKS. 386 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,400 WE FOLDED 387 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,934 SOME COLORED CONSTRUCTION PAPER 388 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 IN HALF... PUNCHED 2 HOLES... 389 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,267 AND THEN TIED A PRETTY PIECE OF YARN 390 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,167 TO KEEP ALL THE PAGES TOGETHER. 391 00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:44,501 I MADE THIS ONE FOR MISS YVONNE. 392 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,000 [MISS YVONNE CHUCKLES] 393 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,934 HMM. "MI DIARRHEO"? 394 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400 MI DIARIO. 395 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,000 IT’S A DIARY. 396 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,400 IN IT, YOU CAN WRITE DOWN 397 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,000 ALL YOUR MOST BURNING SECRETS. 398 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:58,234 OH...AND I MADE RICARDO A LOGBOOK 399 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,167 SO HE CAN KEEP TRACK OF EACH TIME HE SCORES 400 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,968 IN A GAME. 401 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,400 "TO RICARDO, MY FAVORITE TIGHT END." 402 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:09,000 AAAHH! AAAHH! 403 00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,534 AND NOW, ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORYTELLERS, 404 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,767 EL HOMBRE. 405 00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:18,067 DONDE HAY MAL, DONDE HAY MALICIO, 406 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,634 DONDE HAY PELIGRO, BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN, LLAMEN POR... 407 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,300 HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD... 408 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,934 EL HOMBRE. 409 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,334 AMIGO DE TODOS. 410 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,801 EL HOMBRE, SUPERHEROE. 411 00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,033 [TIRES SCREECHING] 412 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:47,434 HA HA HA HA HA HA. 413 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,033 QUE BELLA CHIQUITA. 414 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,968 PARECE SOLA Y CON HAMBRE. 415 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,801 TU MADRE Y TU PADRE ME DIJO 416 00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:57,234 QUE TE LLEVO A SU AMIGO EN MI CARRO. 417 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,267 VAMONOS A MI CASA. 418 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:01,467 ¿OK? 419 00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:04,200 ALL RIGHT? 420 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:06,501 OOH, ¿QUE-- QUE PASA? 421 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,934 LO SIENTO, SEñOR. 422 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,067 MI AMIGA ANDA CON SU AMIGA. 423 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:14,467 iMIRE! iMIRE! iEL HOMBRE! 424 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,834 QUE NO ACCEPTES DULCES 425 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:18,534 NI VIAJES EN CARROS DE PERSONAS QUE TU NO CONOCES. 426 00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:20,100 ES MUY PELIGROSO. 427 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:24,501 LOS VIAJES SOLAMENTE CON AMIGOS QUE TU CONOCES 428 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,467 O TU MADRE O SU PADRE. 429 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:29,467 iMIRA! EL HOMBRE TRAE NUESTRA HIJA A CASA. 430 00:21:30,634 --> 00:21:33,133 iMAMA! iPAPA! 431 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,534 iMI CORAZON! 432 00:21:34,601 --> 00:21:36,834 iVIVA EL HOMBRE! 433 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:40,033 ADIOS, AMIGOS. VAMONOS. 434 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,567 WELL...I SURE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW. 435 00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:01,300 UNTIL NEXT WEEK-- 436 00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:03,067 BUT, PEE-WEE... YOU DIDN’T TELL US 437 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,267 YOUR FAVORITE STORY. 438 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:07,634 OK. HERE GOES. ONCE UPON A TIME, 439 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,234 THERE WAS A BOY NAMED PEE-WEE 440 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,234 WHO HAD A PLAYHOUSE FILLED WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS 441 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,100 AND COOL STUFF. THEY HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER 442 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,400 THAT THEY COMPLETELY LOST TRACK OF THE TIME 443 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:19,133 AND, UH...THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 444 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,100 HEH HEH. THE... END. 445 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,767 AAH! AAH! 446 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,400 AAAHHHH!