[SCOOTER PUTT-PUTTING]
[DUCKS QUACKING]
AAH!
[CHEWING]
[MONKEYS CHITTERING]
[RATTLING]
[CLICKING]
[RATTLING]
[BELLOWING]
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
[PTERRI SQUAWKS]
HEH HEH!
[CROW CAWS]
[OWL HOOTING]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
♪ DOO DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ AND PULL
YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY
RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM
PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ YOU GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO'LL
GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN',
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN',
CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND
OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
HEH HEH!
BRRR.
[SIGHING]
BRRR.
FOOM!
♪♪ [PLAYING LONESOME TUNE]
UH-OH. MM.
UH-OH!
I FORGOT TO BUY GROCERIES!
I'M GOING TO RUN
TO THE STORE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
HEH HEH!
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
SINCE PEE-WEE STEPPED OUT
FOR JUST A MINUTE,
IT'S TIME FOR
RANDY'S PLAYHOUSE,
STARRING ME,
RANDY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS.
[CONKY POWERING UP]
CONKY 2000,
R-R-R-READY TO ASSIST YOU,
R-RANDY-Y-Y-Y.
HIYA, CONKY.
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD WAIT FOR P-PEE-WEE?
NO, I DON'T THINK.
NOW, COME ON.
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
[CONKY'S TICKER CLACKING]
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "GO."
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WHEN ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
WRONG.
THIS IS RANDY'S PLAYHOUSE,
REMEMBER?
AND I SAY
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, UM,
UM...
[BARKING]
HEY, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
FOR THE REST
OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
BARK LIKE A DOG.
[SNICKERING]
OKAY, LET'S
TRY IT.
HEY, PTERRI.
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE PEE-WEE WENT?
NO, I DON'T.
WHERE DID
HE GO?
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
[SNICKERING]
UH, HEY, PTERRI, UH...
RACE YOU TO
YOUR NEST.
ALL RIGHT.
READY.
SET.
I WIN!
HEY!
[SNICKERING]
NO FAIR, RANDY,
YOU CHEATED.
YOU DIDN'T SAY "GO."
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
[SNICKERING]
SUCKER.
OKAY, BOYS AND GIRLS,
NOW IT'S TIME
TO JUMP ON THE FURNITURE.
[SNICKERING]
WHEE!
I DON'T THINK
I LIKE RANDY'S PLAYHOUSE.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO?
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
LET'S SEE.
WHAT SHOULD WE
DO NOW?
I THINK YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO
CHAIRRY AND PTERRI.
HEY, I KNOW.
LET'S MESS AROUND
INSIDE THE MAGIC SCREEN.
[SNICKERING]
RANDY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING IN ME?
I'M PLAYING
WATER POLO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
♪ CONNECT RANDY'S DOTS ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ CONNECT RANDY'S DOTS ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪♪
HEY!
WHAT IS THIS,
A PRISON?
LET ME OUT
OF HERE.
NO.
NOT UNTIL
PEE-WEE COMES BACK.
LET ME OUT.
LET ME OUT!
I'LL GO CRAZY IN HERE,
YOU LOUSY SCREW.
LET ME GO!
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
WHEW.
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
HEY, CHAIRRY,
DID YOU GET REUPHOLSTERED?
UH-OH.
HELLO, RANDY.
THAT'S ALL
THE TIME WE HAVE
FOR RANDY'S PLAYHOUSE.
UH, SEE YOU LATER,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
I GOTTA GO.
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
NOT SO FAST,
RANDY.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
AND WHY IS EVERYONE
IN THE PLAYHOUSE
BARKING LIKE A DOG?
WELL, YOU SEE, I, UH...
UM, UH...
[BARKING]
WHAT'S THAT,
ROOSEVELT?
[BARKING]
RANDY'S BEEN
TEASING EVERYBODY?
[BARKING]
WHAT?
HE UNPLUGGED CONKY
AND GOT THE SECRET WORD?!
STOOL PIGEON!
[BARKING]
AND NOW
EVERYBODY HAS TO BARK
WHENEVER
THEY HEAR IT?
[BARKS]
RANDY, YOU WRECKED
THE WHOLE SHOW.
WAY TO GO!
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
I WAS
JUST PLAYING.
I DIDN'T
MEAN ANY HARM.
RANDY, I BELIEVE YOU OWE
EVERYONE IN THE PLAYHOUSE
A SINCERE
AND FORMAL APOLOGY.
ISN'T THAT KIND OF
A SEVERE PUNISHMENT?
MM, COME ON,
RANDY.
APOLOGIZE.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY,
EVERYBODY.
NO, YOU'RE VERY,
VERY, VERY SORRY.
I'M VERY,
VERY, VERY SORRY.
AND YOU PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER,
EVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER
DO IT AGAIN.
AND I PROMISE
NEVER TO...
UH, WHAT WAS THAT
LAST PART AGAIN?
EVER, EVER,
EVER, NEVER.
EVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER.
DO IT AGAIN.
SWEAR?
ONLY WHEN
I'M MAD.
RANDY!
OH, ALL RIGHT.
I SWEAR.
GOOD.
THAT'S BETTER.
NOW YOU CAN GO.
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
[SNICKERING]
HI.
LET'S SEE WHAT I BOUGHT
AT THE STORE, OKAY? HEH HEH.
MM-MM.
OOH, BANANAS!
I'M A MONKEY!
[IMITATING MONKEY]
HEH HEH!
[IMITATING MONKEY]
WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?
I'M A SEA MONKEY.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
HA HA!
HM, LET'S SEE
WHAT ELSE I BOUGHT.
MILK, MILK,
LEMONADE.
'ROUND THE CORNER,
FUDGE IS MADE. HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH.
MM, LET'S SEE
WHAT ELSE.
EGGS.
MM. HEY, THEY MUST
BE EASTER EGGS.
MM. AND FRENCH BREAD.
♪♪ [MARCH PLAYING]
♪ OOH LA LA, LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ OOH LA LA,
OOH LA LA, OOH LA LA ♪
[GRUNTING]
OOH, OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, WHOA!
PEE-WEE, MON AMI.
OOH LA LA.
THAT FRENCH BREAD
SMELLS MAGNIFIQUE.
IT MAKE ME
HOMESICK FOR PARIS.
PARIS?
THAT'S IN FRANCE,
RIGHT?
OUI, OUI,
PEE-WEE.
I KNOW FRANCE.
IT'S OVER HERE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO PARIS, CHANDELIER.
WHAT'S IT LIKE?
OH, PEE-WEE,
PARIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
CITY IN THE WORLD.
I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU AROUND
THE CITY OF LIGHTS.
MM, PARIS SOUNDS GREAT,
CHANDELIER.
I'D LOVE TO GO!
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
I MEAN, I WISH
YOU COULD SHOW ME PARIS.
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY
SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI.
I WISH CHANDELIER AND I
COULD TRAVEL TO PARIS.
WELL, THEN PACK YOUR BAGS,
PEE-WEE HERMAN,
BECAUSE YOU AND CHANDELIER
ARE GOING ON A GLORIOUS,
ALL EXPENSES PAID
TRIP TO PARIS!
YAY!
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO,
OFF TO PARIS
THE TWO OF YOU GO!
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
WEIRD.
PARIS LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE PLAYHOUSE.
HEY, AND THAT FRENCHMAN
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE GLOBEY.
THAT'S BECAUSE
I AM GLOBEY,
AND YOU'RE STILL
IN THE PLAYHOUSE.
OH.
WELL, UH,
WHAT HAPPENED, JAMBI?
NOTHING.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
I WANT PARIS!
I WANT PARIS! I WANT PARIS!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
LET ME TRY IT
AGAIN.
UGH!
AGH! AGH!
JAMBI, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE FEELING OKAY?
I FEEL ALL RIGHT.
HOW DO I LOOK?
NOT SO GOOD,
JAMBI.
I THINK I BETTER CALL
THE WISH DOCTOR.
[GASPS]
LET'S SEE.
WATERBEDS,
WEDDINGS, WIGS...
HERE WE ARE.
WISH DOCTOR.
"DR. WINSLOW J. JINGA JANGA.
SEE OUR AD
ON THE FOLLOWING PAGE."
HM.
"DR. JINGA JANGA, SPECIALIZING
IN ALL TYPES OF GENIE-OLOGY.
24-HOUR
EMERGENCY SERVICE,
ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS
WELCOME.
SE HABLA ESPAÑOL.
555-5555."
[MOUTHING]
[DIALING]
[LINE RINGING]
DR. JINGA JANGA'S
OFFICE.
HELLO,
IS DR. JINGA JANGA IN?
IS DR. JINGA JANGA
IN WHAT?
UH, THE OFFICE.
JUST A MOMENT.
I'LL CHECK.
♪♪ [MUZAK]
YES, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, HE IS.
UH, WELL, MAY I
SPEAK WITH HIM?
CERTAINLY.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU
DR. JINGA JANGA?
WHO, ME?
YEAH, YOU!
JUST A MOMENT.
I'LL CHECK.
♪♪ [MUZAK]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
I AM DR. JINGA JANGA.
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
UH, WHO ARE YOU?
UH, I'M PEE-WEE HERMAN,
AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
FUNNY.
YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE A GENIE.
I'M NOT.
I'M CALLING
FOR MY FRIEND JAMBI.
HE'S A GENIE.
OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
PEE-WEE.
I'M BOOKED SOLID
FOR THE NEXT 200 YEARS.
CALL BACK THEN.
GOODBYE.
[TV STATIC, DIAL TONE]
BUT--
DR. JINGA JANGA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BOOKED UP
FOR THE NEXT 200 YEARS!
I HAD
A CANCELLATION.
NOW, WHERE'S
THE PATIENT?
MM, RIGHT
OVER HERE.
EGAD,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE LOOKS TERRIBLE.
WELL, YOU'RE
NO CENTERFOLD YOURSELF.
DOCTOR,
THE PATIENT'S OVER HERE.
WHA-- OH!
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
[NERVOUS CHUCKLING]
JAMBI.
JAMBI!
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY
SAY WISH?
JAMBI!
DON'T WORRY, JAMBI.
I'VE GOT
DR. JINGA JANGA HERE NOW.
HE'S THE WISH DOCTOR.
HE'S GOING
TO HELP YOU.
YEAH,
AHEM, PEE-WEE...
[CLEARS THROAT]
LET'S NOT GIVE HIM
ANY FALSE HOPES.
WELL, JAMBI,
LET'S SEE
WHAT'S TROUBLING YOU.
RED FACE,
BLUE SPOTS.
NO.
YELLOW FACE,
GREEN SPOTS.
NO.
AHA.
HERE WE ARE.
GREEN FACE,
YELLOW SPOTS.
AHA. MM-HMM.
OH-- OH, YEAH. MM-HMM.
[CLUCKING]
WHAT DOES IT SAY?!
"SEE A DOCTOR."
PEE-WEE, WE'VE GOT TO GET
THIS MAN TO A DOCTOR.
BUT YOU ARE
A DOCTOR.
I AM? OH YES, YES.
HA HA HA HA!
OF COURSE I AM.
HA HA HA HA.
AND DON'T YOU
FORGET IT.
[GLASS SHATTERING]
FIRST, I AM GOING TO TAKE
YOUR PULSE.
[RAPID DRUMMING]
UH-OH.
WHAT IS IT?
MY WATCH,
IT'S BROKEN.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
CLOCKEY,
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S TIME
FOR A PENNY CARTOON.
[CHUCKLING]
HELLO, MY NAME
IS PENNY.
ONE TIME I WENT
ON THIS VERY AWESOME
HAWAIIAN VACATION.
I WENT
IN THE OCEAN, AND...
I PLAYED IN THE SAND.
IT HAS PALM TREES,
IT HAS COCONUTS.
MY DADDY WENT LOOKING
FOR COCONUTS.
HE ATE
ALL HE WANTED.
MY DAD GOT
KINDA CHUBBY IN HAWAII.
AND HE USED TO, LIKE,
FOR DINNER,
HE'D HAVE A THICK,
JUICY PORTERHOUSE OR A T-BONE.
NOW HE CAN'T
EAT ANYTHING.
AND WE EAT SHRIMP
IN FRONT OF HIM.
WE ATE FOUR POUNDS
OF STEAMED CLAMS.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
THERE.
THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
YOU JUST
GET SOME REST.
AND DON'T WORRY, JAMBI,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE.
[CRASHING]
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME.
OFF YOU GO.
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
PEE-WEE, COULD I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU
FOR JUST A MOMENT?
HM, SURE.
YOU'VE GOT A VERY SICK GENIE
ON YOUR HANDS.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WAS GONNA BE OKAY.
OF COURSE.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO TELL HIM?
THE TRUTH?
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM?
[SIGHS]
JAMBI IS SUFFERING
FROM MEKKA LEKKA HI
MEKKA HINEYITIS.
OH NO.
♪♪ [SOAP-OPERA ORGAN CHORD]
NOT MEKKA LEKKA HI
MEKKA HINEYITIS!
SAY IT'S ANYTHING BUT
MEKKA LEKKA HI MEKKA HINEYITIS!
WHAT IS MEKKA LEKKA HI
MEKKA HINEYITIS?
WELL,
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS,
HE'S SUFFERING
FROM GENIE BURNOUT.
THE STRAIN AND PRESSURE
OF GRANTING
SOMEONE'S EVERY WISH
AND DESIRE
CAN BECOME A BURDEN TO ANYONE,
EVEN A GENIE.
GOSH.
IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?
WELL, YOU CAN START
BY LETTING HIM KNOW
THAT YOU APPRECIATE
THE THINGS HE DOES FOR YOU.
MM, I DO.
I THANK HIM EVERY TIME
HE GRANTS ME A WISH.
YES, AND THAT'S FINE,
PEE-WEE,
BUT ISN'T THAT
THE ONLY TIME, HMM?
A KIND REMARK
OR A WORD OF THANKS
MAKES EVERYONE
FEEL BETTER,
BUT NOT JUST WHEN
THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
IT'S NICE TO LET THEM KNOW
THAT YOU APPRECIATE THEM
AND LIKE THEM
JUST FOR WHO THEY ARE.
I THINK
I UNDERSTAND.
EVEN THOUGH WE
REALLY LIKE SOMEONE A LOT,
SOMETIMES WE FORGET TO TELL
THEM HOW MUCH WE LIKE THEM
AND APPRECIATE THEM,
RIGHT?
PRECISELY.
DO THAT AND EVERYONE FEELS GOOD
JUST LIKE MAGIC.
THANKS,
DR. JINGA JANGA.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD ADVICE
FOR ANYBODY.
MM-HMM.
[BEEPING]
UH, DOCTOR.
SOUNDS LIKE
A BEEPER.
WHAT?
OH! OH-OH!
IS THAT WHERE
THAT NOISE COMES FROM?
HA HA HA!
OH, DEAR ME.
DEAR ME,
I'VE GOT ANOTHER EMERGENCY.
SOMEONE'S GOT HIS GENIE
STUCK IN A BOTTLE.
[SIGHS]
WHICH WAY IS EGYPT?
UH, THAT WAY.
MM-HMM.
WELL, GOODBYE,
PEE-WEE.
I HAVE TO GO.
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
GOODBYE, PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE,
THE KING OF CARTOONS IS COMING.
YAY!
♪♪ [FANFARE PLAYS]
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
HELLO, KING.
WE HEARD THAT JAMBI
HASN'T BEEN FEELING WELL,
SO THE QUEEN AND I
DECIDED THAT
WE'D PREPARE FOR HIM
SOME OF OUR VERY SPECIAL
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.
HM-HMM!
THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY.
I'LL TAKE IT TO HIM.
OH...
YOUR MAJESTY,
I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
JUST HOW MUCH
I APPRECIATE YOU
AND ALL THE CARTOONS
YOU BRING IN THE PLAYHOUSE!
WELL, THANK YOU,
PEE-WEE.
THAT MAKES ME
FEEL WONDERFUL!
HA HA!
WELL...
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!
[SLURPING]
SO, UH,
HOW'S THE SOUP, JAMBI?
IT'S REALLY
CHICKENY AND NOODLEY.
MMM. HEH HEH.
HEY, JAMBI,
ABOUT MY WISH--
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT YOUR WISH, PEE-WEE.
I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WANTED TO SEE PARIS.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT
NOT SEEING PARIS, JAMBI.
WHY, WE'LL ALWAYS
HAVE PARIS. HEH HEH.
WHAT I REALLY
CARE ABOUT IS YOU.
I'D WANT YOU
TO BE MY GENIE
WHETHER YOU COULD
GRANT ME WISHES OR NOT.
WOW. YOU KNOW,
I SUDDENLY FEEL GOOD.
YOU DO?
YEAH! I DON'T KNOW
WHEN I'VE FELT BETTER.
THIS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
WORKS WONDERS!
YEAH. HA HA!
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.
MM-HMM-HMM.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
I FEEL FINE NOW.
DON'T YOU WANT
YOUR WISH?
I ALREADY GOT
MY WISH, JAMBI.
YOU'RE ALL BETTER!
HM-HM.
AND I WANT TO LET
YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, TOO.
I'D LOVE TO STAY,
BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
[EVERYONE BARKING, BELL RINGING]
AAH!