AAH!
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HA HA!
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT’S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪
ARR!
♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT’S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE’S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪
♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’ ♪
♪ THE PICTURE PHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’ ♪
♪ CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪
♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY’S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT’S GOING TO BE THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I’M JUST PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE
WITH MAGIC SCREEN. HA HA.
IT’S YOUR MOVE, PEE-WEE.
UH-UH-UH.
HMM.
MM-MMM.
HMM.
HA HA.
UH-HUH.
HA HA.
GOOD MOVE, PEE-WEE.
THANKS, PTERRI.
OK, IT’S YOUR TURN, MAGIC SCREEN.
HMM.
PSST, PSST.
[WHISPERS]
THANKS, RANDY. HA HA.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PUT IT THERE, PEE-WEE?
YEAH. I’M POSITIVE, MAGIC SCREEN.
I THINK I’VE GOT YOU THIS TIME. HA HA.
OK.
TIC-TAC-TOE. 3 IN A ROW.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
TOO BAD, PEE-WEE.
YOU LOSE AGAIN.
I DON’T MIND LOSING. I DON’T MIND AT ALL.
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER GAME, PEE-WEE?
OH, I’D LOVE TO.
I’D REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY LOVE TO, MAGIC SCREEN,
BUT SOMEBODY’S GOT TO GO FIND OUT
TODAY’S SECRET WORD. HA HA.
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ HMM HMM HMM HMM ♪
♪ HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM ♪
WHOOOOP! HA HA.
WHOA! HA HA.
CONKY 2000...
READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY. WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD?
TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "NICE."
NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
All: SCREAM!
THAT’S RIGHT. FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD. READY?
LET’S TRY IT.
HA HA. MR. KITE!
YES, PEE-WEE?
WHAT’S THE WEATHER GOING TO BE LIKE TODAY?!
CLEAR AND SUNNY, PEE-WEE.
TODAY’S GOING TO BE REAL NICE.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[RING]
PICTURE PHONE! I’LL GET IT!
♪ HMM LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪
HA HA!
♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪
♪ LA LA LA ♪
OH! HA HA.
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, MISS YVONNE.
PEE-WEE, CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
I DON’T KNOW. CAN YOU?
HA HA. OH, PEE-WEE.
MY HOUSE IS BEING PAINTED,
AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,
AND I WAS WONDERING...
WHY DON’T YOU STAY HERE AT THE PLAYHOUSE?
OH! ARE YOU SURE IT WON’T BE ANY BOTHER?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE’LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN!
COME ON OVER! HA HA.
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE. I’LL BE RIGHT OVER.
YOU’RE SO NICE.
[ALL SCREAMING]
OK, SEE YOU SOON, MISS YVONNE. BYE.
GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY.
WHAT? WHAT?
MISS YVONNE IS COMING OVER
TO STAY WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS.
All: YAY!
COME ON, EVERYBODY. COMPANY’S COMING.
WE’VE GOT TO CLEAN UP.
I’LL MOP.
I’LL VACUUM.
AND I’LL DUST UP HIGH.
AND I’LL DUST LOW.
I’LL CLEAN UP MY ROOM.
AND I’LL STAY OUT OF EVERYBODY’S WAY.
AH HA HA HA HA!
♪ MMM MMM LA LA LA LA ♪
HA HA. ALL FINISHED.
YOU KNOW, WHEN EVERYBODY PITCHES IN,
THINGS GET DONE IN A HURRY.
AND IT’S MORE FUN, TOO.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
MISS YVONNE IS COMING.
MISS YVONNE!
[BREATHES OUT]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HI, MISS YVONNE.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, EVERYONE.
All: HELLO, MISS YVONNE.
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
OH...
PEE-WEE!
THE PLAYHOUSE LOOKS SO NICE!
[ALL SCREAMING]
OH. MISS YVONNE,
YOU SURE ARE TRAVELING LIGHT.
I KNOW. I JUST BROUGHT A FEW NECESSITIES.
OK, BOYS, YOU CAN BRING IT ALL IN NOW!
GOSH, MISS YVONNE...
WHAT’S IN ALL THESE TRUNKS?
HA HA HA HA.
OH, IT’S JUST MY MAKE-UP AND BEAUTY SUPPLIES.
WOW. I DIDN’T KNOW IT TOOK
ALL THIS EQUIPMENT TO STAY SO BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, BEAUTY IS AS BEAUTY DOES.
THANKS, GUYS.
OK, NOW, LET’S MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE BEDROOM.
WHILE MISS YVONNE MOVES ALL HER STUFF IN,
WHY DON’T YOU WATCH EL HOMBRE?
WHOA! HA HA.
♪ LA LA LA ♪
DONDE HAY MAL, DONDE HAY MALICIO,
DONDE HAY PELIGRO,
BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN, LLAMEN POR...
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD.
EL HOMBRE.
AMIGO DE TODOS.
EL HOMBRE, SUPERHEROE.
¿QUE PASA, RIVA?
NADA, MAMA.
iAYUDAME, AYUDAME!
CUIDADO CON TIRAR LOS CIGARILLOS.
SI. NO SOLAMENTE CAUSA FUEGO,
PERO TAMBIEN FUMAR ES FATAL.
OH, HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
MISS YVONNE’S BUSY RIGHT NOW,
SO I’M PLAYING WITH MY FRIEND BILLY BALONEY.
HA HA HA.
BOY, PEE-WEE, IT SURE SMELLS FUNNY
SINCE MISS YVONNE MOVED IN.
YEAH. HMM. PERFUMEY.
[RING]
MISS YVONNE, COULD YOU PLEASE GET THAT?
[RING]
MISS YVONNE,
PLEASE ANSWER THE PICTURE PHONE!
[RING]
DON’T WORRY, MISS YVONNE,
I’LL GET IT!
[RING]
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
MOO-HOO!
PEE-WEE!
OH, HI, COWNTESS. HOW ARE MOO TODAY?
HA HA. JUST MARVELOUS, PEE-WEE.
IS MISS YVONNE THERE?
OH. YEAH, SURE, COWNTESS.
I’LL GO GET HER.
MISS YVONNE.
MISS YVONNE!
OH.
PEE-WEE, DID YOU WANT TO USE THE HAIR DRYER?
NO, THANK YOU, MISS YVONNE.
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE A CALL ON THE PICTURE PHONE.
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
YOU’RE THE PERFECT HOST.
ECHH.
HELLO, COWNTESS.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?
I CALLED YOUR HOUSE,
AND SOME STRANGE MAN TOLD ME WHERE YOU WERE.
HAVE YOU MOO-VED, HAVE YOU?
OH, NO.
[TALKING SPEEDS UP] OH, COWNTESS,
I HEARD YOU MET A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP.
TELL ME EVERYTHING.
[TALKING SPEEDS UP]
[SIGHS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PEE-WEE?
I’M WAITING FOR MISS YVONNE TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM
SO I CAN GO TO BED.
WE NEVER HAVE TO WAIT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
COME ON, MISS YVONNE!
SHE’S BEEN IN THERE FOR OVER AN HOUR.
I LIKE HAVING MISS YVONNE HERE
AT THE PLAYHOUSE.
WELL, I GUESS I DO, TOO, PTERRI.
I WISH SHE COULD STAY HERE ALL THE TIME.
WELL, I--
Miss Yvonne: OK, PEE-WEE,
I’M FINISHED IN THE BATHROOM.
IT’S ALL YOURS.
HMM.
AAH! AAH!
AHH.
MMM, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NEW DAY.
GOOD MORNING, FLOWERS.
All: AHH.
GOOD MORNING, MISS YVONNE.
GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE.
DID YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT’S SLEEP?
OHH...THE BEST NIGHT’S SLEEP I EVER HAD
IN MY WHOLE LIFE, MISS YVONNE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?
OH, NO. TODAY I’M FIXING YOU BREAKFAST
BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN SUCH A WONDERFUL HOST.
I HOPE YOU LIKE PANCAKES WITH FRUIT FACES.
PANCAKES WITH FRUIT FACES?
THEY’RE MY FAVORITE!
OK, YOU GO GET DRESSED,
AND I’LL GET STARTED.
NOW, WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO COOK THE PANCAKES ON THE STOVE.
SO IF YOU DECIDE TO TRY THIS RECIPE,
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR PARENTS
OR SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO HELP YOU.
I WANT TO HELP! I WANT TO HELP!
OK, PEE-WEE. YOU CAN HELP.
YOU CAN MIX THE PANCAKE BATTER.
JUST FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BOX.
HMM. IT SAYS, "JUST ADD MILK."
HA HA.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
UHH!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
HA HA HA. HA HA.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
OOP.
HA HA.
♪ HMM HMM ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA♪
AAH! I’VE BEEN SLIMED!
OH, PEE-WEE.
WELL, WHILE YOU’RE MIXING UP THE BATTER,
I’LL PUT A LITTLE BUTTER IN THE FRYING PAN
AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.
RIGHT.
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪
MMM!
THEY LOOK GREAT.
MMM. AND ARE GREAT, TOO.
AND HERE’S SOMETHING GREAT FOR YOU.
HELLO. MY NAME IS PENNY.
MY DOLLS LIVE IN MY ROOM.
I HAVE A FERRARI THAT I PUT THEM IN.
I PRETEND THEY GO,
BUT I JUST MOVE THEM BACK AND FORTH.
MY DOLLS SNEAK OUT OF THE HOUSE
WHEN I’M IN BED.
SEE, THEY STAND ON TOP OF EACH OTHER’S HEAD.
THEY GET THE DOOR HANDLE, PULL IT OPEN.
THEN THERE’S STAIRS...
HELP!
SHH!
AND THERE’S A FENCE.
AND THEY’RE VERY QUIET
BECAUSE IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
THEY GO TO THE TOY STORE AND GET ME STUFF.
SHH! SHH!
GOT SOMETHING FOR MOTHER’S DAY
FROM THEM, TOO.
HA HA!
OH...
NOW, I HAVE A REALLY COOL DAY
PLANNED FOR US, MISS YVONNE.
FIRST WE’RE GOING TO PLAY WITH BILLY BALONEY,
THEN WE’RE GOING TO CONNECT THE DOTS WITH THE MAGIC SCREEN,
THEN WE’RE GOING TO GO WATCH THE ANT FARM,
THEN WE’RE GOING TO BUILD A FORT WITH MY BUILDING BLOCKS,
THEN, WE’RE GOING--
PEE-WEE, THAT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
BUT I’M HAVING LUNCH WITH THE COWNTESS.
AND I HAVE TO PICK OUT A NEW DRESS,
WITH MATCHING ACCESSORIES,
TOUCH UP MY HAIR.
I’D BETTER GET STARTED.
OH, BY THE WAY,
WOULD YOU MIND DOING THE DISHES?
AFTER ALL, I COOKED.
SURE. I DON’T MIND.
I DON’T MIND AT ALL.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DO THE DISHES.
I LOVE DOING DISHES.
IT’S MUCH MORE FUN THAN PLAYING.
EHH. EHH.
EHH.
EHH. EHH.
AAH!
IT’S ALIVE!
GLOBEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UNDER MISS YVONNE’S DRESS?
SHE WAS PICKING OUT THE DRESS,
AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED ONE ON ME.
MISS YVONNE SURE TAKES UP A LOT OF ROOM.
MMM, YOU’RE RIGHT, GLOBEY.
I LOVE MISS YVONNE, BUT I SURE WISH
THAT HER HOUSE WAS FINISHED
SO THINGS COULD GET BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI.
CUTE DRESS, PEE-WEE.
THAT’S A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU.
THIS IS MISS YVONNE’S DRESS, JAMBI.
OH. WHAT’S YOUR WISH?
I WISH THAT MISS YVONNE’S HOUSE
WAS FINISHED BEING PAINTED
SO SHE COULD GO HOME.
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME, PEE-WEE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA HINEY HO.
MEKKA LEKKA HI, MEKKA CHANNEY HO.
MOLA MEKKA MALA MEKKA CHALA HOLA HEY.
MOOLA MEKKA HALA MELABELEHELEBELA.
THE WISH IS GRANTED.
LONG LIVE JAMBI.
[RING]
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HI, PEE-WEE. THIS IS MICHAEL ANGELO.
HI, MIKE. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
COULD YOU TELL MISS YVONNE
THAT I FINISHED PAINTING HER HOUSE.
I DON’T GET IT.
I WAS PAINTING THE CEILING,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
SHE’S ALL DONE.
I’LL TELL HER RIGHT AWAY, MIKE.
GOODBYE.
MISS YVONNE! MISS YVONNE!
WHAT IS IT, PEE-WEE?
YOUR PAINTER MICHAEL ANGELO CALLED.
HE SAID YOUR HOUSE IS ALL FINISHED.
IT IS? OH, THAT’S TERRIFIC NEWS.
PEE-WEE, YOU’VE BEEN A WONDERFUL HOST.
BUT IF IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU,
I’D LIKE TO GO BACK TO MY OWN HOME.
OH, UH, GEE,
IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE TO.
WELL, NO, I DON’T REALLY HAVE TO.
NO, NO. I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND.
GOOD.
’CAUSE I’D REALLY LIKE TO SLEEP IN MY OWN BED.
I UNDERSTAND.
WELL, I’LL SEND THE BOYS OVER
TO PICK UP MY THINGS RIGHT AWAY.
RIGHT AWAY? MM-HMM.
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
YOU’RE A TRUE FRIEND.
GOODBYE, MISS YVONNE.
GOODBYE, PEE-WEE.
[SQUEAK]
HA HA!
YAY! HA HA!
[RING]
BOY, THE PICTURE PHONE’S RINGING OFF THE HOOK LATELY.
[RING]
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. PEE-WEE SPEAKING.
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
I JUST SAW MISS YVONNE’S HOUSE.
IT LOOKS SO GOOD,
I DECIDED TO HAVE MY HOUSE PAINTED, TOO.
MIND IF I MOO-VE INTO THE PLAYHOUSE
FOR A FEW DAYS?
UH...
THIS IS A RECORDING.
PEE-WEE’S NOT IN RIGHT NOW,
BUT IF YOU WAIT FOR THE BEEP,
THEN LEAVE YOUR NAME AND MESSAGE,
HE’LL CALL YOU BACK SOON.
WAIT FOR THE BEEP.
BEEP.
HELLO?
PEE-WEE?
ARE YOU THERE?
PEE-WEE!
HELLO?
PEE-WEE!
IT WON’T BE LONG
TILL THE PLAYHOUSE IS BACK TO NORMAL. HA HA.
I THINK I’LL HEAD OVER TO MISS YVONNE’S HOUSE
AND CHECK OUT THE NEW PAINT JOB.
PROBABLY LOOKS REALLY... NICE.
[ALL SCREAMING]
OH!